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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

Күн бұрын

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@todd.howard
@todd.howard 3 жыл бұрын
No video? Ok. I guess Yelp is gonna hear about this.
@drpastormartinosempa8930
@drpastormartinosempa8930 3 жыл бұрын
It figures that you're an enthusiast for the video medium...
@ambassador8524
@ambassador8524 3 жыл бұрын
Lol nice
@thehandliesthandle
@thehandliesthandle 3 жыл бұрын
jeffery? i thought you died?! is it really you?
@ambassador8524
@ambassador8524 3 жыл бұрын
Dude you’re steadily crushing the comments!
@BillHGates
@BillHGates 3 жыл бұрын
From you and I both, Jeff.
@erreip_
@erreip_ 3 жыл бұрын
"She's not gonna go too far right cuz she's Trans and she get's. And, she's not gonna go too far left cos she's a millionaire Olympian that has killed people" - T.Dillon, famous satirist (CA. 2021)
@charlesfloyd1733
@charlesfloyd1733 3 жыл бұрын
Whoa you heard that too?
@mattgrele6318
@mattgrele6318 3 жыл бұрын
He turned into a women to get out of reckless homicide charges lol
@deanwhitley6365
@deanwhitley6365 3 жыл бұрын
@@mattgrele6318 and got away with it! THAT'S America's left. Beautiful, brave, bravo. The best part is how many bricks they make Ben Shapiro shit
@heads_together_crypto2422
@heads_together_crypto2422 3 жыл бұрын
"And and and and she gets it."
@mamaharumi
@mamaharumi 3 жыл бұрын
@@charlesfloyd1733 let people enjoy things, YT comments like yours suck
@codycole722
@codycole722 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is the only podcaster you actually want a video with the audio EVERYTIME!
@xthekingsguard1229
@xthekingsguard1229 3 жыл бұрын
Actually true
@ambassador8524
@ambassador8524 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit there’s two muscle guys that love Tim Dillon!
@Vorenus875
@Vorenus875 3 жыл бұрын
Only true if the polos are fresh from dry cleaning. Gloria is to blame for no video
@austinhess9565
@austinhess9565 3 жыл бұрын
He gesticulates nicely
@Dubstepping23
@Dubstepping23 3 жыл бұрын
Mostly to see Ben's reactions
@bsauced
@bsauced 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is GOATED at this point
@tannerannichiarico7255
@tannerannichiarico7255 3 жыл бұрын
Long ago
@asdfasfasdfful
@asdfasfasdfful 3 жыл бұрын
@@tannerannichiarico7255 correct Dillon has past GOAThood at this point, he’s closer to second coming of Christ territory
@19Burgandy
@19Burgandy 3 жыл бұрын
Yes or yes! He became the biggest podcast in LA and now Austin is next!
@thehandliesthandle
@thehandliesthandle 3 жыл бұрын
goated is right, nobody else even compares. i used to constantly listen to joe rogan, and i thought, well theres nobody better, but joe rogans podcast introduced me to tim dillon and now i never watch joe rogan i have watched an unhealthy amount of tim dillon
@jg7535
@jg7535 3 жыл бұрын
Segura and Burr don't want this heat.
@flylilpyro1
@flylilpyro1 3 жыл бұрын
When there's no video me and my buddy just stare into each other's eyes as we listen to Tim
@Abitflippant
@Abitflippant 3 жыл бұрын
Put on headphones and then stare at her
@DarrellVermilion
@DarrellVermilion 3 жыл бұрын
@@Abitflippant how do you think i figured out she wasn't into it ಠ_ಠ
@DarrellVermilion
@DarrellVermilion 3 жыл бұрын
for context (so you don't look insane), this is the comment that got disappeared: "i wish i was there so we could have a stare triangle my girlfriend isn't into it for whatever reason i have no idea why" idk how it got removed i hadn't even started drinking yet ˡᵒˡ
@mamabear2974
@mamabear2974 3 жыл бұрын
@@DarrellVermilion happens to me all the time. But I'm usually saying some super unwoke sh!t. Wouldn't be surprised if this one disappeared.
@jaycourtel4478
@jaycourtel4478 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@morganfreeman9214
@morganfreeman9214 3 жыл бұрын
When Tim talks about Jenner I automatically picture her as her south park character.. especially when he mentioned her mowing down tent city in her escalade
@jasonknorr2785
@jasonknorr2785 2 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one
@tmuthafreakingpain
@tmuthafreakingpain 2 жыл бұрын
Buckle up buckaroos
@AmericanGwyn
@AmericanGwyn 3 жыл бұрын
Ate an entire bag of Blue Chew. Rock hard now and ready for the Pig.
@josiahclarke3535
@josiahclarke3535 3 жыл бұрын
Time for a classic lechon
@mattv.4089
@mattv.4089 3 жыл бұрын
Ready to grab some fat and start screamin’.
@rachellegraham9619
@rachellegraham9619 3 жыл бұрын
Caitlin Jenner for Governor: “I will fight the homeless”
@josef2012
@josef2012 3 жыл бұрын
Real knife fights
@jasonyount6036
@jasonyount6036 3 жыл бұрын
Fake business! That’s life in the big city!
@ce5experiments445
@ce5experiments445 3 жыл бұрын
@KZbinIsTrash if you go to the DMV or another government building you can get an ID believe it or not
@mightymodo
@mightymodo 3 жыл бұрын
@@ce5experiments445 Suggesting such a thing is obviously racist. PoC cant use the internet or dmv, just ask a liberal!
@presterjohn1697
@presterjohn1697 3 жыл бұрын
Make Homeless Great Again
@FiftiesDad
@FiftiesDad 3 жыл бұрын
"I will get a black translator here and I will ask questions to the black person to then be asked to Lori Lightfoot."
@TheEyeOfTaurusAK
@TheEyeOfTaurusAK 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheLoneWanderererr
@TheLoneWanderererr 3 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS Good to see the schizophrenic are grifting too #hustlegrind
@s.h.723
@s.h.723 3 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS reported
@ShantyIrishman
@ShantyIrishman 3 жыл бұрын
He got that from Sanford and Son 🤣
@christopherdiscenza4937
@christopherdiscenza4937 3 жыл бұрын
I can translate. I speak Jive.
@borishienkens7251
@borishienkens7251 3 жыл бұрын
That bit where you’re imitating Caitlyl Jenner talking about secret weapons had me rolling on the floor. Yet another killer of an episode. Thanks Tim & Ben
@HotzAlexander
@HotzAlexander 3 жыл бұрын
The rise of Tim Dillon is the only good thing to come out of the pandemic
@Kev80ification
@Kev80ification 3 жыл бұрын
Fact
@caxm666
@caxm666 3 жыл бұрын
and out of youtube
@Hungryhipoe
@Hungryhipoe 3 жыл бұрын
Yes or yes?!
@caxm666
@caxm666 3 жыл бұрын
Hey now. Multi million dollar corporations and individuals have at least doubled their net worth. And Tony said the N word for Asians. So Tim isnt the _only_ thing beneficial to come from the chirona attack/lab leak. Hell the poor even got three measly checks they can't cash. Pshh. Tim is probably the greatest thing to come from the year 2020/21 tbh
@Kev80ification
@Kev80ification 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hungryhipoe YES
@2010kgurl
@2010kgurl 3 жыл бұрын
Tim "Had the baby died, it only would've proven my point more" Dillon
@DingDongDaddyFromDumas933
@DingDongDaddyFromDumas933 3 жыл бұрын
A master talker everything he says is fucking gold. This here is a once in a lifetime comedian people.
@larryhughes4058
@larryhughes4058 3 жыл бұрын
His comedy kind of sucks though. Podcasts aren't stand up.
@maxmeeks9910
@maxmeeks9910 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe Rodney Dangerfield is Tim's illegitimate dad.
@nickeq42
@nickeq42 3 жыл бұрын
@Walter U. Talmbaut-Willis +alex jones
@sweatyskinfolds1385
@sweatyskinfolds1385 3 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS where does that amazon link go? If I click it will a random employee be able to take a piss break?
@mightymodo
@mightymodo 3 жыл бұрын
@@sweatyskinfolds1385 its just a link to buy a trashcan of a book. If you read the reviews, they are obviously all written by the author, and he practically wrote the same thing for each "review". "I still dont know if this is real, but it made me think. And thats important" Bleh. So cringe. Im assuming the book has the same level of "quality writing".
@surfingnerd621
@surfingnerd621 3 жыл бұрын
"I wanna go swimming later, I wanna inflict my body on other people" lmao
@cdavidlake2
@cdavidlake2 3 жыл бұрын
Tim "my lack of autism is a real problem" Dillon.
@miker7795
@miker7795 3 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS If this made any sense I'd still be annoyed that I read it.
@earldavidson9600
@earldavidson9600 3 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS Good to see you have a strong touch o’ the ‘tism though
@thetruebluedeath
@thetruebluedeath 3 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS it was Alex Jones.
@DarrellVermilion
@DarrellVermilion 3 жыл бұрын
@@thetruebluedeath _akways has been_
@scpexpanse
@scpexpanse 3 жыл бұрын
...lack?
@nicklahr248
@nicklahr248 3 жыл бұрын
“I am not in LA. I am not HERE” 😂😂
@susan908
@susan908 3 жыл бұрын
So he's totally in LA
@jacksevert3099
@jacksevert3099 3 жыл бұрын
@@susan908 theyre all going back even Theo.. but more important how do homeless effect traffic? back in my day only commies cared about all the homeless in a capitalist country.. if they wanted homes they would just work harder like Donald Trump or Ronald Reagan!
@kimjunghoon02
@kimjunghoon02 3 жыл бұрын
New place, same studio, same cigarette burns. Life in the Big City.
@willienobody4156
@willienobody4156 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a knife fight out there
@SatomiForward
@SatomiForward 3 жыл бұрын
Same bulldog shit wiped on the table
@stewybrooks
@stewybrooks 3 жыл бұрын
Same 👌 holes
@doomsdayprofit5779
@doomsdayprofit5779 3 жыл бұрын
"I have great social skills, I just hate everyone" HAS to be on a shirt... since Timmy said it I'll give him a business week to make em before I do lol
@s.h.723
@s.h.723 3 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS reported
@Nick-sy2nm
@Nick-sy2nm 3 жыл бұрын
That's a Target t shirt, guy
@mightymodo
@mightymodo 3 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS your book is trash and you OBVIOUSLY wrote the reviews yourself. GTFO
@James-PHX
@James-PHX 3 жыл бұрын
Check hot topic first
@joshuabalsavage4695
@joshuabalsavage4695 3 жыл бұрын
@@mightymodo can you imagine trying to push your p.o.s. book on a comedy podcast? I’ve reported this guys comment on every comment I’ve read so far. And there’s a lot of em. Lol
@derrekribera07
@derrekribera07 3 жыл бұрын
Tim's impression of Caitlyn Jenner is the greatest 😂😂😂
@RoyalFizzbin
@RoyalFizzbin 3 жыл бұрын
It broke Ben.
@thegrimpeeper8865
@thegrimpeeper8865 3 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS clickbait scam
@RetiredRobot
@RetiredRobot 3 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS you shilling your own book?
@nicksilver_music
@nicksilver_music 3 жыл бұрын
The things you can do to people with MAGNETS lmfao I think Tim might be the funniest comic alive
@mightymodo
@mightymodo 3 жыл бұрын
@@thegrimpeeper8865 just report him. Hes been spamming adverts on Tims videos for a couple weeks now. Time to take out the trash!
@APR944
@APR944 3 жыл бұрын
“I tripped and fell into a sushi 🍣 restaurant for three hours” - Tim Dillon
@ddbruni77
@ddbruni77 3 жыл бұрын
“We don’t need more people that lives their whole lives in a computer.” -Tim Dillon
@abidesthedood3490
@abidesthedood3490 3 жыл бұрын
“If you want to make a real difference ....I don’t know....form a militia” Tim said this on a podcast once. One of the funniest and realest things I ever heard. #SecretHandshakesRequired
@Morathe3rd
@Morathe3rd 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon yet again keeping us above water.
@WestonPedestrian
@WestonPedestrian 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this slop
@headfullofacid8088
@headfullofacid8088 3 жыл бұрын
Pigs represent
@codycole722
@codycole722 3 жыл бұрын
2021 will be Tim Dillon’s best year. Yes or yes?
@calholli
@calholli 3 жыл бұрын
He can never have a better year than the coked up realtor days--- do you even understand life?
@caxm666
@caxm666 3 жыл бұрын
every year is his year
@HomobonusGutmann
@HomobonusGutmann 3 жыл бұрын
@@calholli my thoughts exactly. Had his NFT reached $14million, well, you know what tha would have meant, my friend. Hahaha right? Haha good show, jolly good show.
@connormullaney1858
@connormullaney1858 3 жыл бұрын
This man so casually destroyed Anthony Jeselnik
@beazyb
@beazyb 3 жыл бұрын
Anthony is still funnier than him though 🤷🏼‍♂️
@eqx7168
@eqx7168 3 жыл бұрын
@@beazyb WAS funnier
@Dannyryan73
@Dannyryan73 3 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment 🤣
@zz3n428
@zz3n428 3 жыл бұрын
@@beazyb just like your name, how wrong you are. I never seen someone so wrong in my life that its (1. You)( 2. Nazi Germany ) that's how wrong u are
@zz3n428
@zz3n428 3 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS get a life
@deven9565
@deven9565 3 жыл бұрын
Jenner: "I'd like to thank the firing squads who have stepped up in wake of the recent lethal injection shortage"
@withnail-and-i
@withnail-and-i 3 жыл бұрын
Best profile pic (except for Madvillainy)
@AB-wg7qe
@AB-wg7qe 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@jansenmanson9660
@jansenmanson9660 3 жыл бұрын
I’m dead 😭💀
@msannthrope_2049
@msannthrope_2049 3 жыл бұрын
I want the outdoor patio back.
@jsp7218
@jsp7218 3 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@louisav11
@louisav11 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely iconic location
@jacobkrantz2473
@jacobkrantz2473 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jacksevert3099
@jacksevert3099 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacobkrantz2473 the outdoor patio was owned by a deep state coastal elitist who uses Dillon Tim as a globalist pawn to promote globalism and socialism and undermine the marxist socialist communist unions.. these are facts yes or yes
@msannthrope_2049
@msannthrope_2049 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacksevert3099 Da!
@jacobkrantz2473
@jacobkrantz2473 3 жыл бұрын
"How many gold medals did that 69-year-old widow win?" -Tim Dillion, California's next Governor.
@kevinodom2918
@kevinodom2918 3 жыл бұрын
That was gold.
@ScoundrelSFB
@ScoundrelSFB 3 жыл бұрын
I tune in to Tim Dillon, like how Saturday Night Live used to bring in viewers.
@CleverGirlAAH
@CleverGirlAAH 3 жыл бұрын
Excellent parallel.
@sillygoose4472
@sillygoose4472 3 жыл бұрын
Norm MacDonald and Tim Dillon makes no sense but I want it to happen
@onward2727
@onward2727 3 жыл бұрын
As we all do 250-350k on youtube, + 100-200k on other platforms? So about 500-600k on average, sometimes up to 750k Yup, prob better than snl numbers (esp these days). This one guy is doing better than that entire f*ckin show
@vlada
@vlada 3 жыл бұрын
goose definitely. It has a chance to be genial or a car wreck but definitely will be memorable .
@colinhoward382
@colinhoward382 3 жыл бұрын
“A little Lucille Bluth in her...” spot on 😂
@genghiskhan4d5
@genghiskhan4d5 3 жыл бұрын
Tim so agile and so thin you can’t even see him
@genghiskhan4d5
@genghiskhan4d5 3 жыл бұрын
@Rachel Black wait do I know you?
@TrollHunterxXx
@TrollHunterxXx 3 жыл бұрын
So thin
@maxmeeks9910
@maxmeeks9910 3 жыл бұрын
He is agile. ; ) And, verbally could dice us mere mortals much like the entry to the Hive in Resident Evil.
@lachlank.8270
@lachlank.8270 3 жыл бұрын
Slendah man
@kingbacon10
@kingbacon10 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for giving my Saturday night purpose
@waddy8564
@waddy8564 3 жыл бұрын
Fargo, ND has some good venues. We will pay Tim. We will pay.
@americasmostwantedhater
@americasmostwantedhater 3 жыл бұрын
fargo mfs be like he was a little guy kinda funny lookin
@peytonkrump6048
@peytonkrump6048 3 жыл бұрын
Tim please Fargo theater bb Carlin came here once
@MurphmanCometh
@MurphmanCometh 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon's Fake Woodchipper Rental Emporium "We Don't Stop Til The Femur's Chopped!"
@kingyeti6336
@kingyeti6336 3 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS like how you copy and pasted this book description! Get that money boi
@maxmeeks9910
@maxmeeks9910 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is the Winston Churchill during the great Culling of 21!
@larrybrown1789
@larrybrown1789 3 жыл бұрын
Ben dropping the new Tim Dillon content at 12:01am yes or yes.
@unconventionalguitarist9129
@unconventionalguitarist9129 3 жыл бұрын
9 here
@ambassador8524
@ambassador8524 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@headfullofacid8088
@headfullofacid8088 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@evillynn4166
@evillynn4166 3 жыл бұрын
This is probably one, if not the, best episode so far.
@deanwhitley6365
@deanwhitley6365 3 жыл бұрын
You Should Have Kept Your Mouth Shut is the best episode ever imo
@FrankieHustla
@FrankieHustla 3 жыл бұрын
Fake Business, Should Have Kept Your Mouth Shut, and Uber Driver Story are some high contenders
@lhdhdeebdhdh
@lhdhdeebdhdh 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t watch the news. The Tim Dillon show is where I get all my information relating to current events. It leads to some interesting conversations.
@ademceylan7556
@ademceylan7556 3 жыл бұрын
E
@lhdhdeebdhdh
@lhdhdeebdhdh 3 жыл бұрын
@@ademceylan7556 what doesE mean
@ademceylan7556
@ademceylan7556 3 жыл бұрын
@@lhdhdeebdhdh lol didnt even know i posted something means nothing no worries
@lhdhdeebdhdh
@lhdhdeebdhdh 3 жыл бұрын
@@ademceylan7556 just tell me the truth
@ademceylan7556
@ademceylan7556 3 жыл бұрын
@@lhdhdeebdhdh 9/11 was an outside job
@slapshot6ful
@slapshot6ful 3 жыл бұрын
".... people that look like they work on the docks, or have a gambling addiction." 😂😂😂
@wrathofricky
@wrathofricky 3 жыл бұрын
The cameras at the Metropolitan Correction Center work more often than the ones on this podcast do. Maybe Ben should have been watching ol Jeff?
@AlecEduardinhoEM
@AlecEduardinhoEM 3 жыл бұрын
The pleasure I receive from watching only compares to the pleasure Ben's wife gets when thinking of a new way to 'take care' of Tim
@fives.
@fives. 3 жыл бұрын
She's going to overfeed him at an endless buffet just for the sheer pleasure of watching gluttony take his life
@thefreshserve
@thefreshserve 3 жыл бұрын
She gets bored knowing all she’d have to do would be to spike some ketchup
@fives.
@fives. 3 жыл бұрын
@@thefreshserve the KZbin algorithm doesn't want me to debunk this concept
@ambassador8524
@ambassador8524 3 жыл бұрын
Going at the poor boy, Tough! Holy shiate!
@Abitflippant
@Abitflippant 3 жыл бұрын
Probably just waiting to build a big enough voice database to be able to continue the pod without him
@nurpiet
@nurpiet 3 жыл бұрын
This podcast truly is the best thing in my life. And I love everything about my life, this is not some depressed loser post.
@robertlinton690
@robertlinton690 3 жыл бұрын
I fell this n my life’s good as well
@jeffreydyess1220
@jeffreydyess1220 3 жыл бұрын
@Dick Johnson triggered!!!
@babylonhasfallen5338
@babylonhasfallen5338 3 жыл бұрын
Tim “I have great social skills, I just hate everyone” Dillon
@TheArtofGuitar
@TheArtofGuitar 3 жыл бұрын
K we need Kyle Dunnigan vs Tim Dillon doing Caitlyn Jenner impressions.
@maryasuestark5208
@maryasuestark5208 3 жыл бұрын
Myahh baby!
@jimrho58
@jimrho58 3 жыл бұрын
Please!
@jizamurai
@jizamurai 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/fWnOYZVtaMR3ZsU 😂😂😂
@mrmambo3461
@mrmambo3461 3 жыл бұрын
And Sly Stalone referees it
@fshoaps
@fshoaps 3 жыл бұрын
i see you on every tim dillion episode dude
@MastaZasta
@MastaZasta 3 жыл бұрын
"We hope Chelsea gets better, we want her hearing out of both ears so she can hear us calling her a c***."
@RamsChef
@RamsChef 3 жыл бұрын
Man I just found that video was on KZbin. Just been listening and my god seeing some of past videos I’m missing out
@mikegoolsby2731
@mikegoolsby2731 3 жыл бұрын
Look up Tim Dillon the drink that ruined my life. It’s amazing
@Nick-sy2nm
@Nick-sy2nm 3 жыл бұрын
Fat girl with the clean car is a must for the visual
@JMU365
@JMU365 3 жыл бұрын
Im going to listen later but wanted to say, I really appreciate the timing on your show, and you're funny as hell.
@anesthetized7053
@anesthetized7053 3 жыл бұрын
man that ending rant was truly great. i love you tim.
@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka
@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka 3 жыл бұрын
The Jenner campaign should hire me for marketing & branding, here's just a taste of some ideas I have "Better Recovery Under Caitlyn Everyday" "No one should question my desire to cut things, like taxes"
@rusty_shovel
@rusty_shovel 3 жыл бұрын
"Got out of one crash alive, the economy will survive this one too"
@QuantumQuibbles
@QuantumQuibbles 3 жыл бұрын
B.R.U.C.E. really helped me through a tough time!
@myquest666420
@myquest666420 3 жыл бұрын
Lolol BRUCE
@alexanderlittle500
@alexanderlittle500 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest intros ive ever heard anywhere. Going between laughing and grinning and i havent yet found where it drops off.
@domja9389
@domja9389 3 жыл бұрын
At this point, I don't know what I'll do without Tim and Ben.
@baileybartley2463
@baileybartley2463 3 жыл бұрын
Tom Dylan, i love this guy
@headfullofacid8088
@headfullofacid8088 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@emaan7023
@emaan7023 3 жыл бұрын
Hehe
@thegreatpotenza3034
@thegreatpotenza3034 3 жыл бұрын
Exacly what my Saturday night was needing
@Jonathan_Guice
@Jonathan_Guice 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry
@eskimointhisworld
@eskimointhisworld 3 жыл бұрын
37:14 Ben's laugh in the background is priceless 😂😂🤣
@mustavogaia2655
@mustavogaia2655 3 жыл бұрын
When the podcast is audio only, I open two windows: one for the audio and another with th video of a previous episode - it works pefectly.
@puffball4484
@puffball4484 3 жыл бұрын
I dont get to see Tim's horrific irish complexion or Ben's lovely, high-born jawline this week. 😥😔
@DMB1986MT
@DMB1986MT 3 жыл бұрын
He really has a lovely jawline
@susan908
@susan908 3 жыл бұрын
Dont forget Ben's luscious hair.
@thehandliesthandle
@thehandliesthandle 3 жыл бұрын
im part irish and it makes me sad, it really does. we are truly genetic failiures
@gwynneveireland
@gwynneveireland 3 жыл бұрын
You obviously haven't read the great Irish stories. We can only be proud.
@thehandliesthandle
@thehandliesthandle 3 жыл бұрын
@@gwynneveireland thats all the irish are here for
@adrianlouw2499
@adrianlouw2499 3 жыл бұрын
Tim spitting truth about Jeselnik LOL...
@someoneyoucantrusify
@someoneyoucantrusify 3 жыл бұрын
Timmy allies jeselnik axis yes or yes
@Josepheus_Hallelujah
@Josepheus_Hallelujah 3 жыл бұрын
Always caught a supremely douchey vibe from Jeselnik
@dwightdraper2767
@dwightdraper2767 3 жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@Josepheus_Hallelujah
@Josepheus_Hallelujah 3 жыл бұрын
What?? Just listen you bafoon.
@mall7202
@mall7202 3 жыл бұрын
@@dwightdraper2767 5:30
@ashleynoel
@ashleynoel 3 жыл бұрын
36:20 "I would use directed energy weapons Sean- any and all weapons at my disposal" 😂
@familychiken
@familychiken 3 жыл бұрын
“We’re having the pillows fluffed and the curtains steamed” - Tim Dillon
@roymakescomics
@roymakescomics 3 жыл бұрын
That's definitely the gayest thing he's ever said.
@JohnLandTaylor
@JohnLandTaylor 3 жыл бұрын
Is he a homosexual or something?
@familychiken
@familychiken 3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnLandTaylor a strong possibility
@JohnLandTaylor
@JohnLandTaylor 3 жыл бұрын
@@familychiken Stop it. Next you'll get me to understand that 9/11 SORTA had to do with the US Gov....
@josef2012
@josef2012 3 жыл бұрын
Who isn't?
@theflowerhead
@theflowerhead 3 жыл бұрын
This is my break from bipolar depression. ✌️
@gazicj
@gazicj 3 жыл бұрын
hang tough! u can do it
@jeffreydyess1220
@jeffreydyess1220 3 жыл бұрын
hell yeah me too!!!
@declandorsey9662
@declandorsey9662 3 жыл бұрын
that lack of needing alcohol thing really helped me
@1veryfunnygirl
@1veryfunnygirl 3 жыл бұрын
Me too 4 real. ✌
@Goldiegirl6240
@Goldiegirl6240 3 жыл бұрын
Relapsed Saturday. Missed my Sunday service till just now. Thank you Tim. See you in Raleigh
@ArtistVisuals
@ArtistVisuals 3 жыл бұрын
Timmy "dill on my sammy" dillon really cut the budget on this show after paying what Ben deserves. True entrepreneurial dedication to the craft of fake business.
@OrgoneDevices47
@OrgoneDevices47 3 жыл бұрын
Takes the Reptillians outta the Cartoon* *They got to him*
@DawnWillDoIt
@DawnWillDoIt 3 жыл бұрын
I would like to say publicly that I agree w rogan this show is only as popular as it is because of Ben. Ben is the real talent here. Best laugh in the podcast game by far. Cracks me up every time. Bens laugh is like an NFT trapped in virtual purgatory for perpetuity. He will only be paid in bacon bits and baseless cryptos. And that’s a little more than he deserves but hey~ he’s usually on time w the uploads so
@Dan-sw8tg
@Dan-sw8tg 3 жыл бұрын
lol did rogan really say that?
@Mark-jr6ld
@Mark-jr6ld 3 жыл бұрын
Ben's beard is right.
@sweatyskinfolds1385
@sweatyskinfolds1385 3 жыл бұрын
Stav from CumTown has a pretty good laugh.
@mikemaxwell4061
@mikemaxwell4061 3 жыл бұрын
Nadavs laugh on 2 bears is a close second
@anarmyoftigers
@anarmyoftigers 3 жыл бұрын
Stavros Halkias is the best, hands down. Ps. Listen to CumTown
@PatJamesRicketts
@PatJamesRicketts 3 жыл бұрын
Almost 1 year sober from the booze! I am already reminiscing my worst mornings with the constant smell of hand sanitizer. Thank guys, you helped me through the darkest days.
@gazicj
@gazicj 3 жыл бұрын
fuk yeah! get it! keep up the kickin ass
@HowardCharlesUK
@HowardCharlesUK 3 жыл бұрын
The Caitlin Jenner weapons section was unreal 😂
@JimJoness619
@JimJoness619 3 жыл бұрын
Tim dillon is such a voice of reason i dont mind one bit that theres non video
@M_M_U_S_A
@M_M_U_S_A 3 жыл бұрын
Let’s go Timmy Ding Dong
@Mancity1019
@Mancity1019 3 жыл бұрын
Tried to get tickets to your Chicago show but sold out keep it up brother !
@SquashGuy02134
@SquashGuy02134 3 жыл бұрын
sad that Tim isn't going to be a comedian anymore but isn't wild that he's running for mayor of Austin? #tim4mayor
@jhart1127
@jhart1127 3 жыл бұрын
I mean... Can we make this happen without his consent? I hope so. I don't even live in America.
@nicholaswhitehead3437
@nicholaswhitehead3437 3 жыл бұрын
@@jhart1127 💀😂😂
@dermoplast99
@dermoplast99 3 жыл бұрын
He did not miss, each segment was hilarious. Literally have not laughed this hard at a podcast in, well.... never. That was a first 😂😂
@benjaminstansfield1411
@benjaminstansfield1411 3 жыл бұрын
Subprime mortgage salesman comments on vehicular manslaughter offender. Benjamin laughs throughout.
@JoseMolina-jz9hh
@JoseMolina-jz9hh 3 жыл бұрын
Saw Tim Dillon live at Supernova comedy..! Thanks for coming back to LA. Freaking phenomenal show
@WanderingBat
@WanderingBat 3 жыл бұрын
Tim gets a new studio every 3 weeks
@Abitflippant
@Abitflippant 3 жыл бұрын
If by new you mean hanging a curtain in multiple living rooms
@DrJuice1
@DrJuice1 3 жыл бұрын
And each one comes with a fresh excuse
@WanderingBat
@WanderingBat 3 жыл бұрын
@@Abitflippant yes and it takes 2 weeks and a whole team to set up lmao
@gazicj
@gazicj 3 жыл бұрын
he likes to utilize the fake business deduction
@100sixzeronine
@100sixzeronine 3 жыл бұрын
All part of fake bizness
@antigonethegreasiest860
@antigonethegreasiest860 3 жыл бұрын
No joke, as long as I've hated jeselnik I never thought comedians felt the same as me. I'm so glad and it made me laugh so hard when Tim dogged him
@IDKDCA
@IDKDCA 3 жыл бұрын
Straight up answers a call mid podcast and it adds something to it, he can do no wrong
@j.p.gonzalez9218
@j.p.gonzalez9218 3 жыл бұрын
Timmy and Ben are just doing audio versions to hide them cuddling in bed 👬
@ShatterNWO
@ShatterNWO 3 жыл бұрын
Only Ben's wife gets to watch those vids.
@stewybrooks
@stewybrooks 3 жыл бұрын
Is this gay humor?
@Daswassuphomie
@Daswassuphomie 3 жыл бұрын
@@stewybrooks no
@CleverGirlAAH
@CleverGirlAAH 3 жыл бұрын
@@stewybrooks no
@whoopsi5297
@whoopsi5297 3 жыл бұрын
Omg I’m dying laughing in bed listening to this and trying not to wake my gf up.
@MCGaar
@MCGaar 3 жыл бұрын
You’re gay tho
@nathanvelasquez923
@nathanvelasquez923 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t do this 👀
@grealingdaniel9726
@grealingdaniel9726 3 жыл бұрын
Same, but without the gf part
@darija2308
@darija2308 3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm... Should she even be your gf if she isn't awake listening and laughing with you?!
@damienburrello933
@damienburrello933 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the few comments that you could make some real world evaluations and predictions on. This is the comment of a man who is about to be single.
@austinlittle1664
@austinlittle1664 3 жыл бұрын
Jenner had to leave that old body behind. She helped reunite a widow with her love, then assumed the role of the widow here on Earth. Very touching.
@jordan_velasquez
@jordan_velasquez 3 жыл бұрын
Tom Dillard really pushes the hard hitting facts!
@paulies5407
@paulies5407 3 жыл бұрын
I'd be down for a black sign-language translator for every episode. Would really tie the podcast together, man.
@hurricanewarning11
@hurricanewarning11 3 жыл бұрын
Donnell Rawlings
@saintsinclair5499
@saintsinclair5499 3 жыл бұрын
He's gotta be blind too tho cuz the blind are underrepresented atm ngl
@BanditoBurrito
@BanditoBurrito 3 жыл бұрын
@@jackmellon861 Awomen* what the hell is wrong with you bigot ? Reported
@TheAshleywiggins
@TheAshleywiggins 3 жыл бұрын
Told a friend at work about Tim's show ... ....now I'm on a watchlist...yes & yes !
@SatomiForward
@SatomiForward 3 жыл бұрын
Im honestly afraid of mentioning him near the coworkers here some of em look like DSA volunteers still wearing masks after a mandate.
@calgarywild3788
@calgarywild3788 3 жыл бұрын
I wish I could have seen Tim’s face when Ben was telling him he gets presents every week for two months before his birthday.
@greenpilltheory6649
@greenpilltheory6649 3 жыл бұрын
Mailing it in....nice. I love this man.
@ambassador8524
@ambassador8524 3 жыл бұрын
Great profile Pic
@gazicj
@gazicj 3 жыл бұрын
@@ambassador8524 urs too
@ambassador8524
@ambassador8524 3 жыл бұрын
@@gazicj 👍
@mayonaisepancakes8644
@mayonaisepancakes8644 3 жыл бұрын
a personality like Tim's needs a personality like Ben's to genuinely laugh along and say, "yeah." Its actually perfect. No sarcasm.
@Run_hike_climb
@Run_hike_climb 3 жыл бұрын
Loving this episode of alternative SNL
@jtaltstatt
@jtaltstatt 3 жыл бұрын
Alt-saturday-night
@scottpescheret1207
@scottpescheret1207 3 жыл бұрын
That was a great pod, best I’ve heard from you in awhile. Keep it up boys!
@tylerjhaskins
@tylerjhaskins 3 жыл бұрын
I just wanted my weekly hour of watching Ben Avery. I just want Ben.
@susan908
@susan908 3 жыл бұрын
Back of the line bub! Though I would be open to a Ben time-share...
@Frikinman
@Frikinman 3 жыл бұрын
This must be his wife’s fake account
@shawnburns3996
@shawnburns3996 3 жыл бұрын
What are you, gay?
@MarkSchmidt-w6s
@MarkSchmidt-w6s Жыл бұрын
I remember eating a box of Wheaties cereal with that cool pic of Bruce Jenner on the box.
@jhart1127
@jhart1127 3 жыл бұрын
The irony of Tim is that nothing he says is fat that needs trimming. *chef's kiss*
@colonelspicymustard
@colonelspicymustard 3 жыл бұрын
occasionally he reemphasizes a point unnecessarily, but it never sounds unpolished
@jhart1127
@jhart1127 3 жыл бұрын
@@colonelspicymustard unlike that sentence.... 😉
@mmoore9438
@mmoore9438 3 жыл бұрын
Shared on @OpenMediaOne . Great show Tim and Ben, thank you!
@RayWest46
@RayWest46 3 жыл бұрын
He might be the funniest man alive right now.
@GratefulFed
@GratefulFed 3 жыл бұрын
If people ever want to communicate the level of sincerity we feel from Tim... we should realize the relationship that we have with the drugs we choose ultimately determine what and who we serve with our given time. Sobriety from alcohol has been one of the most liberating choices I've made to self initiate change in my own life which now, after a couple years has realized the need to serve life with the artforms most meaningful to me. Language and information at large is a real fucker now days. What we're experiencing through Tim and his comedy genius is a glimpse of what happens when someone is True to themselves. Thank fuck. Much love from Minnesota! Quit drinkin' ya fuckin' hooligans!!!
@gcannonp4016
@gcannonp4016 3 жыл бұрын
The Caitlyn Jenner impression is perfect
@christopherjeremiah60
@christopherjeremiah60 3 жыл бұрын
Tim was really on his game tonight. I listen on Patreon as well because I support Fake Business, and this bit on Caitlyn Jenner is some of his best.
@danielseliger1123
@danielseliger1123 3 жыл бұрын
TIM DILLON IS THE GOAT
@jacoballey21
@jacoballey21 3 жыл бұрын
“I tripped and fell into a sushi restaurant for 3 hours” is now my excuse for being late to anything…including work
@plumber1192
@plumber1192 3 жыл бұрын
midnight raid in her escaled mowing over tent cities
@arleentorres4690
@arleentorres4690 3 жыл бұрын
"She almost killed a baby, whatever..." too funny!
@marshallmathers2146
@marshallmathers2146 3 жыл бұрын
Once upon a time there was a different iteration of Caitlyn - Tim Dillon (To Not Get Banned) 😂
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