No video? Ok. I guess Yelp is gonna hear about this.
@drpastormartinosempa89303 жыл бұрын
It figures that you're an enthusiast for the video medium...
@ambassador85243 жыл бұрын
Lol nice
@thehandliesthandle3 жыл бұрын
jeffery? i thought you died?! is it really you?
@ambassador85243 жыл бұрын
Dude you’re steadily crushing the comments!
@BillHGates3 жыл бұрын
From you and I both, Jeff.
@erreip_3 жыл бұрын
"She's not gonna go too far right cuz she's Trans and she get's. And, she's not gonna go too far left cos she's a millionaire Olympian that has killed people" - T.Dillon, famous satirist (CA. 2021)
@charlesfloyd17333 жыл бұрын
Whoa you heard that too?
@mattgrele63183 жыл бұрын
He turned into a women to get out of reckless homicide charges lol
@deanwhitley63653 жыл бұрын
@@mattgrele6318 and got away with it! THAT'S America's left. Beautiful, brave, bravo. The best part is how many bricks they make Ben Shapiro shit
@heads_together_crypto24223 жыл бұрын
"And and and and she gets it."
@mamaharumi3 жыл бұрын
@@charlesfloyd1733 let people enjoy things, YT comments like yours suck
@codycole7223 жыл бұрын
Tim is the only podcaster you actually want a video with the audio EVERYTIME!
@xthekingsguard12293 жыл бұрын
Actually true
@ambassador85243 жыл бұрын
Holy shit there’s two muscle guys that love Tim Dillon!
@Vorenus8753 жыл бұрын
Only true if the polos are fresh from dry cleaning. Gloria is to blame for no video
@austinhess95653 жыл бұрын
He gesticulates nicely
@Dubstepping233 жыл бұрын
Mostly to see Ben's reactions
@bsauced3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is GOATED at this point
@tannerannichiarico72553 жыл бұрын
Long ago
@asdfasfasdfful3 жыл бұрын
@@tannerannichiarico7255 correct Dillon has past GOAThood at this point, he’s closer to second coming of Christ territory
@19Burgandy3 жыл бұрын
Yes or yes! He became the biggest podcast in LA and now Austin is next!
@thehandliesthandle3 жыл бұрын
goated is right, nobody else even compares. i used to constantly listen to joe rogan, and i thought, well theres nobody better, but joe rogans podcast introduced me to tim dillon and now i never watch joe rogan i have watched an unhealthy amount of tim dillon
@jg75353 жыл бұрын
Segura and Burr don't want this heat.
@flylilpyro13 жыл бұрын
When there's no video me and my buddy just stare into each other's eyes as we listen to Tim
@Abitflippant3 жыл бұрын
Put on headphones and then stare at her
@DarrellVermilion3 жыл бұрын
@@Abitflippant how do you think i figured out she wasn't into it ಠ_ಠ
@DarrellVermilion3 жыл бұрын
for context (so you don't look insane), this is the comment that got disappeared: "i wish i was there so we could have a stare triangle my girlfriend isn't into it for whatever reason i have no idea why" idk how it got removed i hadn't even started drinking yet ˡᵒˡ
@mamabear29743 жыл бұрын
@@DarrellVermilion happens to me all the time. But I'm usually saying some super unwoke sh!t. Wouldn't be surprised if this one disappeared.
@jaycourtel44783 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@morganfreeman92143 жыл бұрын
When Tim talks about Jenner I automatically picture her as her south park character.. especially when he mentioned her mowing down tent city in her escalade
@jasonknorr27852 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one
@tmuthafreakingpain2 жыл бұрын
Buckle up buckaroos
@AmericanGwyn3 жыл бұрын
Ate an entire bag of Blue Chew. Rock hard now and ready for the Pig.
@josiahclarke35353 жыл бұрын
Time for a classic lechon
@mattv.40893 жыл бұрын
Ready to grab some fat and start screamin’.
@rachellegraham96193 жыл бұрын
Caitlin Jenner for Governor: “I will fight the homeless”
@josef20123 жыл бұрын
Real knife fights
@jasonyount60363 жыл бұрын
Fake business! That’s life in the big city!
@ce5experiments4453 жыл бұрын
@KZbinIsTrash if you go to the DMV or another government building you can get an ID believe it or not
@mightymodo3 жыл бұрын
@@ce5experiments445 Suggesting such a thing is obviously racist. PoC cant use the internet or dmv, just ask a liberal!
@presterjohn16973 жыл бұрын
Make Homeless Great Again
@FiftiesDad3 жыл бұрын
"I will get a black translator here and I will ask questions to the black person to then be asked to Lori Lightfoot."
@TheEyeOfTaurusAK3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheLoneWanderererr3 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS Good to see the schizophrenic are grifting too #hustlegrind
@s.h.7233 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS reported
@ShantyIrishman3 жыл бұрын
He got that from Sanford and Son 🤣
@christopherdiscenza49373 жыл бұрын
I can translate. I speak Jive.
@borishienkens72513 жыл бұрын
That bit where you’re imitating Caitlyl Jenner talking about secret weapons had me rolling on the floor. Yet another killer of an episode. Thanks Tim & Ben
@HotzAlexander3 жыл бұрын
The rise of Tim Dillon is the only good thing to come out of the pandemic
@Kev80ification3 жыл бұрын
Fact
@caxm6663 жыл бұрын
and out of youtube
@Hungryhipoe3 жыл бұрын
Yes or yes?!
@caxm6663 жыл бұрын
Hey now. Multi million dollar corporations and individuals have at least doubled their net worth. And Tony said the N word for Asians. So Tim isnt the _only_ thing beneficial to come from the chirona attack/lab leak. Hell the poor even got three measly checks they can't cash. Pshh. Tim is probably the greatest thing to come from the year 2020/21 tbh
@Kev80ification3 жыл бұрын
@@Hungryhipoe YES
@2010kgurl3 жыл бұрын
Tim "Had the baby died, it only would've proven my point more" Dillon
@DingDongDaddyFromDumas9333 жыл бұрын
A master talker everything he says is fucking gold. This here is a once in a lifetime comedian people.
@larryhughes40583 жыл бұрын
His comedy kind of sucks though. Podcasts aren't stand up.
@maxmeeks99103 жыл бұрын
Maybe Rodney Dangerfield is Tim's illegitimate dad.
@nickeq423 жыл бұрын
@Walter U. Talmbaut-Willis +alex jones
@sweatyskinfolds13853 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS where does that amazon link go? If I click it will a random employee be able to take a piss break?
@mightymodo3 жыл бұрын
@@sweatyskinfolds1385 its just a link to buy a trashcan of a book. If you read the reviews, they are obviously all written by the author, and he practically wrote the same thing for each "review". "I still dont know if this is real, but it made me think. And thats important" Bleh. So cringe. Im assuming the book has the same level of "quality writing".
@surfingnerd6213 жыл бұрын
"I wanna go swimming later, I wanna inflict my body on other people" lmao
@cdavidlake23 жыл бұрын
Tim "my lack of autism is a real problem" Dillon.
@miker77953 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS If this made any sense I'd still be annoyed that I read it.
@earldavidson96003 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS Good to see you have a strong touch o’ the ‘tism though
@thetruebluedeath3 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS it was Alex Jones.
@DarrellVermilion3 жыл бұрын
@@thetruebluedeath _akways has been_
@scpexpanse3 жыл бұрын
...lack?
@nicklahr2483 жыл бұрын
“I am not in LA. I am not HERE” 😂😂
@susan9083 жыл бұрын
So he's totally in LA
@jacksevert30993 жыл бұрын
@@susan908 theyre all going back even Theo.. but more important how do homeless effect traffic? back in my day only commies cared about all the homeless in a capitalist country.. if they wanted homes they would just work harder like Donald Trump or Ronald Reagan!
@kimjunghoon023 жыл бұрын
New place, same studio, same cigarette burns. Life in the Big City.
@willienobody41563 жыл бұрын
It’s a knife fight out there
@SatomiForward3 жыл бұрын
Same bulldog shit wiped on the table
@stewybrooks3 жыл бұрын
Same 👌 holes
@doomsdayprofit57793 жыл бұрын
"I have great social skills, I just hate everyone" HAS to be on a shirt... since Timmy said it I'll give him a business week to make em before I do lol
@s.h.7233 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS reported
@Nick-sy2nm3 жыл бұрын
That's a Target t shirt, guy
@mightymodo3 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS your book is trash and you OBVIOUSLY wrote the reviews yourself. GTFO
@James-PHX3 жыл бұрын
Check hot topic first
@joshuabalsavage46953 жыл бұрын
@@mightymodo can you imagine trying to push your p.o.s. book on a comedy podcast? I’ve reported this guys comment on every comment I’ve read so far. And there’s a lot of em. Lol
@derrekribera073 жыл бұрын
Tim's impression of Caitlyn Jenner is the greatest 😂😂😂
@RoyalFizzbin3 жыл бұрын
It broke Ben.
@thegrimpeeper88653 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS clickbait scam
@RetiredRobot3 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS you shilling your own book?
@nicksilver_music3 жыл бұрын
The things you can do to people with MAGNETS lmfao I think Tim might be the funniest comic alive
@mightymodo3 жыл бұрын
@@thegrimpeeper8865 just report him. Hes been spamming adverts on Tims videos for a couple weeks now. Time to take out the trash!
@APR9443 жыл бұрын
“I tripped and fell into a sushi 🍣 restaurant for three hours” - Tim Dillon
@ddbruni773 жыл бұрын
“We don’t need more people that lives their whole lives in a computer.” -Tim Dillon
@abidesthedood34903 жыл бұрын
“If you want to make a real difference ....I don’t know....form a militia” Tim said this on a podcast once. One of the funniest and realest things I ever heard. #SecretHandshakesRequired
@Morathe3rd3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon yet again keeping us above water.
@WestonPedestrian3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this slop
@headfullofacid80883 жыл бұрын
Pigs represent
@codycole7223 жыл бұрын
2021 will be Tim Dillon’s best year. Yes or yes?
@calholli3 жыл бұрын
He can never have a better year than the coked up realtor days--- do you even understand life?
@caxm6663 жыл бұрын
every year is his year
@HomobonusGutmann3 жыл бұрын
@@calholli my thoughts exactly. Had his NFT reached $14million, well, you know what tha would have meant, my friend. Hahaha right? Haha good show, jolly good show.
@connormullaney18583 жыл бұрын
This man so casually destroyed Anthony Jeselnik
@beazyb3 жыл бұрын
Anthony is still funnier than him though 🤷🏼♂️
@eqx71683 жыл бұрын
@@beazyb WAS funnier
@Dannyryan733 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment 🤣
@zz3n4283 жыл бұрын
@@beazyb just like your name, how wrong you are. I never seen someone so wrong in my life that its (1. You)( 2. Nazi Germany ) that's how wrong u are
@zz3n4283 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS get a life
@deven95653 жыл бұрын
Jenner: "I'd like to thank the firing squads who have stepped up in wake of the recent lethal injection shortage"
@withnail-and-i3 жыл бұрын
Best profile pic (except for Madvillainy)
@AB-wg7qe3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@jansenmanson96603 жыл бұрын
I’m dead 😭💀
@msannthrope_20493 жыл бұрын
I want the outdoor patio back.
@jsp72183 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@louisav113 жыл бұрын
Absolutely iconic location
@jacobkrantz24733 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jacksevert30993 жыл бұрын
@@jacobkrantz2473 the outdoor patio was owned by a deep state coastal elitist who uses Dillon Tim as a globalist pawn to promote globalism and socialism and undermine the marxist socialist communist unions.. these are facts yes or yes
@msannthrope_20493 жыл бұрын
@@jacksevert3099 Da!
@jacobkrantz24733 жыл бұрын
"How many gold medals did that 69-year-old widow win?" -Tim Dillion, California's next Governor.
@kevinodom29183 жыл бұрын
That was gold.
@ScoundrelSFB3 жыл бұрын
I tune in to Tim Dillon, like how Saturday Night Live used to bring in viewers.
@CleverGirlAAH3 жыл бұрын
Excellent parallel.
@sillygoose44723 жыл бұрын
Norm MacDonald and Tim Dillon makes no sense but I want it to happen
@onward27273 жыл бұрын
As we all do 250-350k on youtube, + 100-200k on other platforms? So about 500-600k on average, sometimes up to 750k Yup, prob better than snl numbers (esp these days). This one guy is doing better than that entire f*ckin show
@vlada3 жыл бұрын
goose definitely. It has a chance to be genial or a car wreck but definitely will be memorable .
@colinhoward3823 жыл бұрын
“A little Lucille Bluth in her...” spot on 😂
@genghiskhan4d53 жыл бұрын
Tim so agile and so thin you can’t even see him
@genghiskhan4d53 жыл бұрын
@Rachel Black wait do I know you?
@TrollHunterxXx3 жыл бұрын
So thin
@maxmeeks99103 жыл бұрын
He is agile. ; ) And, verbally could dice us mere mortals much like the entry to the Hive in Resident Evil.
@lachlank.82703 жыл бұрын
Slendah man
@kingbacon103 жыл бұрын
Thank you for giving my Saturday night purpose
@waddy85643 жыл бұрын
Fargo, ND has some good venues. We will pay Tim. We will pay.
@americasmostwantedhater3 жыл бұрын
fargo mfs be like he was a little guy kinda funny lookin
@peytonkrump60483 жыл бұрын
Tim please Fargo theater bb Carlin came here once
@MurphmanCometh3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon's Fake Woodchipper Rental Emporium "We Don't Stop Til The Femur's Chopped!"
@kingyeti63363 жыл бұрын
@KLEOS like how you copy and pasted this book description! Get that money boi
@maxmeeks99103 жыл бұрын
Tim is the Winston Churchill during the great Culling of 21!
@larrybrown17893 жыл бұрын
Ben dropping the new Tim Dillon content at 12:01am yes or yes.
@unconventionalguitarist91293 жыл бұрын
9 here
@ambassador85243 жыл бұрын
Yes
@headfullofacid80883 жыл бұрын
Yes
@evillynn41663 жыл бұрын
This is probably one, if not the, best episode so far.
@deanwhitley63653 жыл бұрын
You Should Have Kept Your Mouth Shut is the best episode ever imo
@FrankieHustla3 жыл бұрын
Fake Business, Should Have Kept Your Mouth Shut, and Uber Driver Story are some high contenders
@lhdhdeebdhdh3 жыл бұрын
I don’t watch the news. The Tim Dillon show is where I get all my information relating to current events. It leads to some interesting conversations.
@ademceylan75563 жыл бұрын
E
@lhdhdeebdhdh3 жыл бұрын
@@ademceylan7556 what doesE mean
@ademceylan75563 жыл бұрын
@@lhdhdeebdhdh lol didnt even know i posted something means nothing no worries
@lhdhdeebdhdh3 жыл бұрын
@@ademceylan7556 just tell me the truth
@ademceylan75563 жыл бұрын
@@lhdhdeebdhdh 9/11 was an outside job
@slapshot6ful3 жыл бұрын
".... people that look like they work on the docks, or have a gambling addiction." 😂😂😂
@wrathofricky3 жыл бұрын
The cameras at the Metropolitan Correction Center work more often than the ones on this podcast do. Maybe Ben should have been watching ol Jeff?
@AlecEduardinhoEM3 жыл бұрын
The pleasure I receive from watching only compares to the pleasure Ben's wife gets when thinking of a new way to 'take care' of Tim
@fives.3 жыл бұрын
She's going to overfeed him at an endless buffet just for the sheer pleasure of watching gluttony take his life
@thefreshserve3 жыл бұрын
She gets bored knowing all she’d have to do would be to spike some ketchup
@fives.3 жыл бұрын
@@thefreshserve the KZbin algorithm doesn't want me to debunk this concept
@ambassador85243 жыл бұрын
Going at the poor boy, Tough! Holy shiate!
@Abitflippant3 жыл бұрын
Probably just waiting to build a big enough voice database to be able to continue the pod without him
@nurpiet3 жыл бұрын
This podcast truly is the best thing in my life. And I love everything about my life, this is not some depressed loser post.
@robertlinton6903 жыл бұрын
I fell this n my life’s good as well
@jeffreydyess12203 жыл бұрын
@Dick Johnson triggered!!!
@babylonhasfallen53383 жыл бұрын
Tim “I have great social skills, I just hate everyone” Dillon
@TheArtofGuitar3 жыл бұрын
K we need Kyle Dunnigan vs Tim Dillon doing Caitlyn Jenner impressions.
@maryasuestark52083 жыл бұрын
Myahh baby!
@jimrho583 жыл бұрын
Please!
@jizamurai3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/fWnOYZVtaMR3ZsU 😂😂😂
@mrmambo34613 жыл бұрын
And Sly Stalone referees it
@fshoaps3 жыл бұрын
i see you on every tim dillion episode dude
@MastaZasta3 жыл бұрын
"We hope Chelsea gets better, we want her hearing out of both ears so she can hear us calling her a c***."
@RamsChef3 жыл бұрын
Man I just found that video was on KZbin. Just been listening and my god seeing some of past videos I’m missing out
@mikegoolsby27313 жыл бұрын
Look up Tim Dillon the drink that ruined my life. It’s amazing
@Nick-sy2nm3 жыл бұрын
Fat girl with the clean car is a must for the visual
@JMU3653 жыл бұрын
Im going to listen later but wanted to say, I really appreciate the timing on your show, and you're funny as hell.
@anesthetized70533 жыл бұрын
man that ending rant was truly great. i love you tim.
@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka3 жыл бұрын
The Jenner campaign should hire me for marketing & branding, here's just a taste of some ideas I have "Better Recovery Under Caitlyn Everyday" "No one should question my desire to cut things, like taxes"
@rusty_shovel3 жыл бұрын
"Got out of one crash alive, the economy will survive this one too"
@QuantumQuibbles3 жыл бұрын
B.R.U.C.E. really helped me through a tough time!
@myquest6664203 жыл бұрын
Lolol BRUCE
@alexanderlittle5003 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest intros ive ever heard anywhere. Going between laughing and grinning and i havent yet found where it drops off.
@domja93893 жыл бұрын
At this point, I don't know what I'll do without Tim and Ben.
@baileybartley24633 жыл бұрын
Tom Dylan, i love this guy
@headfullofacid80883 жыл бұрын
😂
@emaan70233 жыл бұрын
Hehe
@thegreatpotenza30343 жыл бұрын
Exacly what my Saturday night was needing
@Jonathan_Guice3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry
@eskimointhisworld3 жыл бұрын
37:14 Ben's laugh in the background is priceless 😂😂🤣
@mustavogaia26553 жыл бұрын
When the podcast is audio only, I open two windows: one for the audio and another with th video of a previous episode - it works pefectly.
@puffball44843 жыл бұрын
I dont get to see Tim's horrific irish complexion or Ben's lovely, high-born jawline this week. 😥😔
@DMB1986MT3 жыл бұрын
He really has a lovely jawline
@susan9083 жыл бұрын
Dont forget Ben's luscious hair.
@thehandliesthandle3 жыл бұрын
im part irish and it makes me sad, it really does. we are truly genetic failiures
@gwynneveireland3 жыл бұрын
You obviously haven't read the great Irish stories. We can only be proud.
@thehandliesthandle3 жыл бұрын
@@gwynneveireland thats all the irish are here for
@adrianlouw24993 жыл бұрын
Tim spitting truth about Jeselnik LOL...
@someoneyoucantrusify3 жыл бұрын
Timmy allies jeselnik axis yes or yes
@Josepheus_Hallelujah3 жыл бұрын
Always caught a supremely douchey vibe from Jeselnik
@dwightdraper27673 жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@Josepheus_Hallelujah3 жыл бұрын
What?? Just listen you bafoon.
@mall72023 жыл бұрын
@@dwightdraper2767 5:30
@ashleynoel3 жыл бұрын
36:20 "I would use directed energy weapons Sean- any and all weapons at my disposal" 😂
@familychiken3 жыл бұрын
“We’re having the pillows fluffed and the curtains steamed” - Tim Dillon
@roymakescomics3 жыл бұрын
That's definitely the gayest thing he's ever said.
@JohnLandTaylor3 жыл бұрын
Is he a homosexual or something?
@familychiken3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnLandTaylor a strong possibility
@JohnLandTaylor3 жыл бұрын
@@familychiken Stop it. Next you'll get me to understand that 9/11 SORTA had to do with the US Gov....
@josef20123 жыл бұрын
Who isn't?
@theflowerhead3 жыл бұрын
This is my break from bipolar depression. ✌️
@gazicj3 жыл бұрын
hang tough! u can do it
@jeffreydyess12203 жыл бұрын
hell yeah me too!!!
@declandorsey96623 жыл бұрын
that lack of needing alcohol thing really helped me
@1veryfunnygirl3 жыл бұрын
Me too 4 real. ✌
@Goldiegirl62403 жыл бұрын
Relapsed Saturday. Missed my Sunday service till just now. Thank you Tim. See you in Raleigh
@ArtistVisuals3 жыл бұрын
Timmy "dill on my sammy" dillon really cut the budget on this show after paying what Ben deserves. True entrepreneurial dedication to the craft of fake business.
@OrgoneDevices473 жыл бұрын
Takes the Reptillians outta the Cartoon* *They got to him*
@DawnWillDoIt3 жыл бұрын
I would like to say publicly that I agree w rogan this show is only as popular as it is because of Ben. Ben is the real talent here. Best laugh in the podcast game by far. Cracks me up every time. Bens laugh is like an NFT trapped in virtual purgatory for perpetuity. He will only be paid in bacon bits and baseless cryptos. And that’s a little more than he deserves but hey~ he’s usually on time w the uploads so
@Dan-sw8tg3 жыл бұрын
lol did rogan really say that?
@Mark-jr6ld3 жыл бұрын
Ben's beard is right.
@sweatyskinfolds13853 жыл бұрын
Stav from CumTown has a pretty good laugh.
@mikemaxwell40613 жыл бұрын
Nadavs laugh on 2 bears is a close second
@anarmyoftigers3 жыл бұрын
Stavros Halkias is the best, hands down. Ps. Listen to CumTown
@PatJamesRicketts3 жыл бұрын
Almost 1 year sober from the booze! I am already reminiscing my worst mornings with the constant smell of hand sanitizer. Thank guys, you helped me through the darkest days.
@gazicj3 жыл бұрын
fuk yeah! get it! keep up the kickin ass
@HowardCharlesUK3 жыл бұрын
The Caitlin Jenner weapons section was unreal 😂
@JimJoness6193 жыл бұрын
Tim dillon is such a voice of reason i dont mind one bit that theres non video
@M_M_U_S_A3 жыл бұрын
Let’s go Timmy Ding Dong
@Mancity10193 жыл бұрын
Tried to get tickets to your Chicago show but sold out keep it up brother !
@SquashGuy021343 жыл бұрын
sad that Tim isn't going to be a comedian anymore but isn't wild that he's running for mayor of Austin? #tim4mayor
@jhart11273 жыл бұрын
I mean... Can we make this happen without his consent? I hope so. I don't even live in America.
@nicholaswhitehead34373 жыл бұрын
@@jhart1127 💀😂😂
@dermoplast993 жыл бұрын
He did not miss, each segment was hilarious. Literally have not laughed this hard at a podcast in, well.... never. That was a first 😂😂
@benjaminstansfield14113 жыл бұрын
Subprime mortgage salesman comments on vehicular manslaughter offender. Benjamin laughs throughout.
@JoseMolina-jz9hh3 жыл бұрын
Saw Tim Dillon live at Supernova comedy..! Thanks for coming back to LA. Freaking phenomenal show
@WanderingBat3 жыл бұрын
Tim gets a new studio every 3 weeks
@Abitflippant3 жыл бұрын
If by new you mean hanging a curtain in multiple living rooms
@DrJuice13 жыл бұрын
And each one comes with a fresh excuse
@WanderingBat3 жыл бұрын
@@Abitflippant yes and it takes 2 weeks and a whole team to set up lmao
@gazicj3 жыл бұрын
he likes to utilize the fake business deduction
@100sixzeronine3 жыл бұрын
All part of fake bizness
@antigonethegreasiest8603 жыл бұрын
No joke, as long as I've hated jeselnik I never thought comedians felt the same as me. I'm so glad and it made me laugh so hard when Tim dogged him
@IDKDCA3 жыл бұрын
Straight up answers a call mid podcast and it adds something to it, he can do no wrong
@j.p.gonzalez92183 жыл бұрын
Timmy and Ben are just doing audio versions to hide them cuddling in bed 👬
@ShatterNWO3 жыл бұрын
Only Ben's wife gets to watch those vids.
@stewybrooks3 жыл бұрын
Is this gay humor?
@Daswassuphomie3 жыл бұрын
@@stewybrooks no
@CleverGirlAAH3 жыл бұрын
@@stewybrooks no
@whoopsi52973 жыл бұрын
Omg I’m dying laughing in bed listening to this and trying not to wake my gf up.
@MCGaar3 жыл бұрын
You’re gay tho
@nathanvelasquez9233 жыл бұрын
I don’t do this 👀
@grealingdaniel97263 жыл бұрын
Same, but without the gf part
@darija23083 жыл бұрын
Hmmm... Should she even be your gf if she isn't awake listening and laughing with you?!
@damienburrello9333 жыл бұрын
This is one of the few comments that you could make some real world evaluations and predictions on. This is the comment of a man who is about to be single.
@austinlittle16643 жыл бұрын
Jenner had to leave that old body behind. She helped reunite a widow with her love, then assumed the role of the widow here on Earth. Very touching.
@jordan_velasquez3 жыл бұрын
Tom Dillard really pushes the hard hitting facts!
@paulies54073 жыл бұрын
I'd be down for a black sign-language translator for every episode. Would really tie the podcast together, man.
@hurricanewarning113 жыл бұрын
Donnell Rawlings
@saintsinclair54993 жыл бұрын
He's gotta be blind too tho cuz the blind are underrepresented atm ngl
@BanditoBurrito3 жыл бұрын
@@jackmellon861 Awomen* what the hell is wrong with you bigot ? Reported
@TheAshleywiggins3 жыл бұрын
Told a friend at work about Tim's show ... ....now I'm on a watchlist...yes & yes !
@SatomiForward3 жыл бұрын
Im honestly afraid of mentioning him near the coworkers here some of em look like DSA volunteers still wearing masks after a mandate.
@calgarywild37883 жыл бұрын
I wish I could have seen Tim’s face when Ben was telling him he gets presents every week for two months before his birthday.
@greenpilltheory66493 жыл бұрын
Mailing it in....nice. I love this man.
@ambassador85243 жыл бұрын
Great profile Pic
@gazicj3 жыл бұрын
@@ambassador8524 urs too
@ambassador85243 жыл бұрын
@@gazicj 👍
@mayonaisepancakes86443 жыл бұрын
a personality like Tim's needs a personality like Ben's to genuinely laugh along and say, "yeah." Its actually perfect. No sarcasm.
@Run_hike_climb3 жыл бұрын
Loving this episode of alternative SNL
@jtaltstatt3 жыл бұрын
Alt-saturday-night
@scottpescheret12073 жыл бұрын
That was a great pod, best I’ve heard from you in awhile. Keep it up boys!
@tylerjhaskins3 жыл бұрын
I just wanted my weekly hour of watching Ben Avery. I just want Ben.
@susan9083 жыл бұрын
Back of the line bub! Though I would be open to a Ben time-share...
@Frikinman3 жыл бұрын
This must be his wife’s fake account
@shawnburns39963 жыл бұрын
What are you, gay?
@MarkSchmidt-w6s Жыл бұрын
I remember eating a box of Wheaties cereal with that cool pic of Bruce Jenner on the box.
@jhart11273 жыл бұрын
The irony of Tim is that nothing he says is fat that needs trimming. *chef's kiss*
@colonelspicymustard3 жыл бұрын
occasionally he reemphasizes a point unnecessarily, but it never sounds unpolished
@jhart11273 жыл бұрын
@@colonelspicymustard unlike that sentence.... 😉
@mmoore94383 жыл бұрын
Shared on @OpenMediaOne . Great show Tim and Ben, thank you!
@RayWest463 жыл бұрын
He might be the funniest man alive right now.
@GratefulFed3 жыл бұрын
If people ever want to communicate the level of sincerity we feel from Tim... we should realize the relationship that we have with the drugs we choose ultimately determine what and who we serve with our given time. Sobriety from alcohol has been one of the most liberating choices I've made to self initiate change in my own life which now, after a couple years has realized the need to serve life with the artforms most meaningful to me. Language and information at large is a real fucker now days. What we're experiencing through Tim and his comedy genius is a glimpse of what happens when someone is True to themselves. Thank fuck. Much love from Minnesota! Quit drinkin' ya fuckin' hooligans!!!
@gcannonp40163 жыл бұрын
The Caitlyn Jenner impression is perfect
@christopherjeremiah603 жыл бұрын
Tim was really on his game tonight. I listen on Patreon as well because I support Fake Business, and this bit on Caitlyn Jenner is some of his best.
@danielseliger11233 жыл бұрын
TIM DILLON IS THE GOAT
@jacoballey213 жыл бұрын
“I tripped and fell into a sushi restaurant for 3 hours” is now my excuse for being late to anything…including work
@plumber11923 жыл бұрын
midnight raid in her escaled mowing over tent cities
@arleentorres46903 жыл бұрын
"She almost killed a baby, whatever..." too funny!
@marshallmathers21463 жыл бұрын
Once upon a time there was a different iteration of Caitlyn - Tim Dillon (To Not Get Banned) 😂