#176

[@TimDillonShow]

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[@lordswaggity1213]

Fuck you. You're probably gonna spend the dough on a twink. Good job on JRE though it was entertaining.

[@lordswaggity1213]

When are your Chicago tickets coming out, fettuccine Alfredo in the big city? Fans of this humpback whale of a comic will get the reference.

[@ShangHighRoller]

Ridge Wallet---YUMMMM

[@bababooboo2057]

Im so depressed by the holidays that there is no amount of material junk that can ever fill the depth of my sorrow, which lives in my soul!

[@mjkaoud111]

Sarasota, FL...Look it up!

[@PatriotsOfWash]

Tim Dillon is the greatest man to ever do a podcast. Corporate Steakhouse was unbelievable.

[@mindgames9614]

you must be new

[@bigfoot7688]

@ZackM go back to the Joey Diaz podcast you fuckin Muppet

[@earfboy2146]

Scott Cross You should check out CUMTOWN!

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

“You what some blue cheese with that buffalo....FAGGOT!!!”

[@drakeholliday5671]

Dude, if you loved Corporate Steakhouse, you would love love Tropical-themed Resort on da moon.

[@travelingobserver6590]

I keep digging out these old episodes and every one is a masterpiece 😅

[@christianwalter997]

Nothing quite like a nice, cold, 2019 Tim episode from before the world ended. It's like driving into your hometown in the rain/snow on Christmas, having a cigarette before goin inside. Nothing better.

[@Ankur3108]

Classic

[@patrickcavanaugh4455]

This and Assland is maybe the fucking best of them man. I'll listen over and over again.

[@patrickcavanaugh4455]

Assland epitomizes Tims resentment for the industry and if you are having a bad day or raging at an unfair world, My God there is no better medicine than that episode.

[@Gaggerlotion]

@@christianwalter997 when did the world end?

[@lukeb911]

This guy is funny as hell but he is also full of wisdom.

[@Search4Facts]

🎯 Agree

[@blastbeetb.3045]

Ben's laugh is essential to the show

[@raunchdressing2204]

Yeah... IT was.

[@kevschnibbletz3808]

Rip

[@the-biggest-dank]

Bring it back, the new eps just don't hit the same

[@MrMexikin]

​@@raunchdressing2204lmao "yeah... it WAS*"

[@RapnuzeI]

“You’re a 38 year-old man! Stop reading Harry Potter in public! You’re an adult!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@PodCastables]

Tim dillion the greatest story teller ever

[@monkeytrousers6180]

It's like Sunday Service but with an unhinged crazy person.

[@power2theppl896]

I'm pretty sure that's all Sunday Services...have u checked on religion lately? Lol but I see ur point

[@sealevelbear]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@AdrianHertz]

So like Sunday service?

[@BalotelliFan713]

Tim's take on the biz remind's me of Patrice's. Stay true to yourself and you may "suffer" from career setbacks but you cement your legacy. Tim, keep doing you kid and I can't wait until you're in Nashville again

[@chrisw1197]

Uuuurrdrrdtf test is. Xi

[@T.I.M.Thirteen]

32:47 “That was all spent on colostomy bags for the talent...” And still king! 👑

[@BigD365]

Rewatching all Timmy Ds podcasts from the covid era. PURE GOLD!

[@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka]

My cousin Dave lives in Florida, he was arrested for robbing a gas station armed with an alligator

[@KarenTookTheKids364]

Best podcast on the Internet.

[@traviswoods7849]

Tim Dillon is literally the only form of entertainment thats has ever been in existence

[@charlescarden3406]

I want a “life in the big city” T shirt.

[@LawnPusher]

Exactly

[@calatianupriser]

It exists now

[@LawnPusher]

@@calatianupriser I the merch yesterday. Love it

[@masterprattu]

But I compromised. I got a ridge wallet and a promescent spray instead.

[@merfymac]

Excellent. Thanks for posting 🚬 Timmy. This podcast has become my current favorite. Always delighted when a new episode pops. 👍🏼

[@willatkinson141]

What's the real problem with Florida? "The people...the others.." Tim is the goat.

[@scottp.548]

Tim you deserve a free Ridge Wallet for your Lodge story. You earned it buddy.

[@alexblaha6264]

“Stop jerking off the past” is possibly one of the best statements ever said

[@rg5312]

True but just to clarify his point about pointing guns at blacks trying to go to school wasn't a thing. When the federal government started forcing desegregation the military was brought in to force white kids to go to school with blacks at gun point. History sucks but just not the way you think it did.

[@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka]

The Irishman was 3 hours of trying to pretend Robert De Niro isn't geriatric. That scene where he beats the grocery worker, oof.

[@Cuyt24]

G G he walks like an old man with a bad hip. It’s embarrassing.

[@scottp.548]

@@Cuyt24 Well, he is getting up there.

[@fukurmomma6393]

I laughed out loud at the point and said ya that doesnt look fake cus he cant pretend to kick someone and make it believable

[@BlazRa]

It was a good movie Tim's just always bitching about something

[@BlazRa]

@@fukurmomma6393 well the mafia really isn't into High Athletic combat they're more into shooting guys

[@dantedycer]

Life in the big city.

[@Daniel-ds4oq]

Funniest guy out there, standup, podcast, guy is always killing.

[@evanboyer5928]

I listened to corporate steakhouse really hungover last Sunday morning and now I'm hooked.

[@lordswaggity1213]

Yes we should all start tweeting at Chick Fil A to annoy Tim. 😁

[@PatriotsOfWash]

That's what got me hooked also. It was unbelievable.

[@evanboyer5928]

@@PatriotsOfWash yeah the anthropological discussion on Long Island women was the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[@anon667]

Tim is the best to listen to when on drugs/alcohol or coming down from drugs/alcohol 😂 love this man

[@WitzyZed]

Even without video, audio alone tells me exactly what 1:47:10 looked like.

[@bloodandteeth]

My new favorite podcast. Needed after working retail he’ll Black Friday weekend.

[@PatriotsOfWash]

Tim, please shower me with your podcast greatness everyday.

[@sealevelbear]

I was at Thanksgiving dinner at a friend’s house, several people were on their phones, debating whether or not to go to Target. I was baffled 😅

[@ladeacarr4245]

underrated episode!! this episode with Lisa's lounge story... and 3 am episode... so many others are amazing

[@stellar7760]

“I’m not takin’ no shit is what I’m sayin’!! If you’re killing people with your food and they’re leaving on stretchers, that’s clearly not MY issue’” Lmfao Tim’s Thanksgiving really reflects life in the big city.

[@couchman-sw6jy]

😂

[@stellar7760]

Roland Deschain No, ma’am, but you clearly are; I’ve been here since 12k. 😘

[@stellar7760]

Roland Deschain Welcome! Make sure you pick up your “Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon” ASAP - they’re going fast! I mean, I haven’t received mine just yet but these puppies basically sell themselves! In fact, I could sell you some? 💎

[@kingheart9555]

Get a down payment from him first in order to honor and secure the deal.

[@Vincentl2189]

Come on back home to Florida, Life in the little city.

[@Search4Facts]

:) Wait, we have big cities too lol. Tim is #1

[@elijahthomas6038]

Best podcast on the internet

[@sealevelbear]

100% true.

[@vegasdomeshot6580]

Tony Hinchcliff ,Andrew Santino , Tim Dillon all in one night well worth the drive from Las Vegas to Los Angeles

[@anthonyrisola6144]

Tim is a brilliant storyteller. He has got to write a book about all of the people he's met and his life experiences. It would be a best seller and hysterically funny.

[@michaelbraunstein799]

From Florida. Grew up my whole life here. 4 miles from the Parkland school. DO NOT MOVE HERE.

[@jtcoop9]

This dude is a doug stanhope chris farley hybrid

[@Kthb80]

Tim you are a national treasure, quickly becoming my favorite comedian on the planet.

[@Kyle-xt8ip]

I had a Lisa's type of place in my early twenties. I was not in a good place at that time of my life. I am honestly blessed lucky and fortunate that I was able to get my shit together later on. A lot of people I used to know can't believe it when they run into me and see where I am now. I wish everyone could find their way out and come out great on the other side, but unfortunately most do not.

[@jacobdavis3876]

Tim Dillon- "Disney is a disease."

[@sealevelbear]

Yep.

[@ProudFilthyCasual]

@Tim Jacuzzi No one has seen the sequel trilogy yet lol. The last one isn't out.

[@yeaown8139]

You are destined to become the greatest Florida Man in history, literally and figuratively.

[@KrakHouse]

I'm gonna listen regardless but would it hurt to get the video going

[@extvproducer]

He needs to hit up Rogan for podcast tech help! 😎🎥

[@haveniceday7768]

@@TheHeretic435 lololololollollolollllll you mad bro

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

I think Tim realized that you don't get cancelled by cancel culture if you don't provide the visuals for the media to run with. Audio-only flies under the radar.

[@TheHeretic435]

@@TonsMoreCowbell check your privilege

[@61butthatsaveragehere87]

Even better if filmed outside, on the porch etc

[@glyn5385]

love you Tim, youre the best antidepressant. thank you

[@VIVsVeiws]

Thanks for keeping the truth alive and making it funny for me while you're at it.

[@thesouthphillypaulcast7350]

Great episode Tim. It took me a few days to get thru, but well worth it.

[@darriusmorton6590]

Moved to the upper peninsula with my now wife during the pandemic, love you Tim

[@Vub.]

Another great one, keep em coming timmy

[@Cuyt24]

I laugh when Ben laughs.

[@imhatchmantoo]

2024 me listening to all the back catalogue to hear history being made all over again

[@jesse7157]

I went to florida and watched an alligator eat a heron

[@Freddy_v]

Jesse Richards i believe it’s spelled heroine*

[@JerseySlayer]

I watched a guy named gator shoot heroin in New Jersey

[@scottp.548]

@@JerseySlayer I live in New Jersey and have seen both, plus spent an evening with the Jersey Devil in the Pine Barrens!

[@mr.hostetter855]

@@Freddy_v If you mean that it ate a female hero, then yes. Heroin, clown.

[@Freddy_v]

Hostetter exactly. As in the heroines at Disney World. Timmys favorite place. Why you talking about that black tar you fucking clown. Florida does bath salts and cocaine.

[@shadownaught]

Your podcast reminds me of talking shit all afternoon with my coked up cousin over a 30 rack of naty ice. Wish I had started listening sooner, saw you on JRE, but I'm onboard.

[@bonson9156]

17:00 I had a similar experience on Thanksgiving in Dallas. Super expensive and the food seemed like it was microwaved. I I had Lobster Bisque as well (some creamy soup)

[@joshlockie9285]

Nice sounds like Tim’s in Edmonton for my birthday. That’s about as close as he could get to where I am. Looks like I’m gonna be taking a road trip this spring.

[@a.k.4o]

Totally agree with you about the Irishman. I tried to watch it twice. Fell asleep both times

[@Ravenmacabre13]

I see new tim? I click.

[@61butthatsaveragehere87]

2:09 there goes my prepared green tea

[@vegasdomeshot6580]

Lol Armean! Where are you ! ( pummeled by a mountain lion 🦁 haha

[@richvasquez4922]

I specifically watched lady and the tramp for that siamese cat song

[@iamshaman]

"At the end of this everbody is going to die and nobody is going to remember you" = when Tim realized this he was watching The Irishman.. as this was a major point in the movie.. spoiler alert

[@billwilenski]

Dude you’re depressing me about Long Island I live there I don’t anymore but it’s bringing back all those bad feelings😂😂😂

[@jordan_velasquez]

The Synopsis Queen! Thanks Tim for review of the Irishman. I was going to give it a shot in hope of something refreshing but saved me from wasting time with recycled screen bullshit!

[@deengew]

sounds like Tim is mad he didn't get that part in the Irishman

[@wattmarren4731]

If the Boston Marathon bomber had a Cannae backpack we'd only have Halfachusetts!

[@VAMPZDJ]

I love Tim's ad reads lol. Unskippable

[@goretype]

Best manscaped ad ever

[@gabrielsilvas692]

I miss struggling gutter Tim soooo much!!!!!

[@GotstandardsDiamondNedFlanders]

1:45:00 ; Bless Tim Dillon for keeping Comedy, HONEST. Nothing worse than watching character actors trying to be comedians on stage doing 1 hour specials bombing the whole hour, telling pretentious lies , that they think to be funny, and not lending anything to their experience or that of others. How's business Comedy Central ?? 🤣

[@Goonch92]

Tim Dillon is the new Stanhope. Sounds like him too.

[@CatnamedMittens]

Underappreciated episode.

[@Hannahbananabutttt]

lol I know this was posted 4 years ago but I used to live in weeki wachee Florida 😂 my friends grandmother made the tails for those mermaid shows. Tim if you ever end up living in Florida I may have to consider moving back as well but honestly anywhere is better than NoVa (Northern Virginia) at this point bc we can’t afford to live here anymore 😢

[@Chase222s]

Prince Andrew Sketch Tim Dillon

[@thebevysuperstitious]

Tim Dillon is a pretty cool guy

[@stefandomeier1911]

This was the hay day

[@amir.420]

If this ad read isn't in the next GTA, I'm not playing

[@trentjung8035]

“Best case you’re going to be a hotdog!!” Bro LMAO

[@nolancho]

34:00 saving for me lol 54:00 another

[@christopherlee5434]

Tim come to Denver

[@ashleysheehan6616]

PLEASE COME TO DENVER!

[@montae87]

“Boyzzzz” that shit is hilarious lol

[@yeseniaarias2493]

Omg when they realized it was Red Robin 😂

[@ronaldyodersr]

I agree with Tim, do not leave your house on Thanksgivings. The real turkeys are on the road, full of alcohol and turkey drugs, and everyone is in a race to get to the Best Buy parking lot. Great show!

[@a1tony170]

I wonder if Schulz heard this two years ago and went “Florida is a great idea”

[@VIVsVeiws]

I live in a tiny town that is blowing up because we beat Duke at basketball. Life in the big city.

[@ThaDentMan]

I love Red Robin, the problem is when you find something you enjoy there the next time you go back and the whole menu changed and they don’t serve it anymore.

[@sealevelbear]

That cannot possibly be the problem with Red Robin, I call BS.

[@ThaDentMan]

RookerRoo343P thanks for your opinion on my experience.

[@sealevelbear]

ThaDentMan Anytime, that is why we are here, laughing 👍

[@mafiadabest]

I hear YUMMMMMM all day. I work at the Robin.

[@jakeables779]

Lakeland,Fl. 40 minutes from Orlando, 30 from Tampa. Shit hole but isolated.

[@jsp7218]

So... No video anymore? I miss the porch

[@AAMarc]

he said its cold and windy

[@doobieblaze1628]

Crazy Jen and Crazy Patty 🤣

[@ryits]

thumbs up before it even started playing because im a robot of a human. but this makes my circuits spark. hooraaay.

[@squirrelbong]

Some day these ad reads will be used in training videos to depict a worse case scenario in sponsorship, or maybe...a best case scenario.

[@Giovanni-nj1xo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qH_IYpxoZd50asU

[@Budsport_TV]

Tim Dillon is awesome and not fat at all. 👍👍

[@liketanyanot]

Suddenly I need a really good backpack

[@ikhalid1418]

damn, the existential crisis rant got me.

[@maxr1826]

tim dillon is a huge red robin fan

[@TheHeretic435]

I like the sound of this major world car dealer

[@JohnToal-it8gf]

Love you, Tim :)

[@lordswaggity1213]

Tim if you're reading this you're basically an old Cartman from South Park. Just wanted you to know. Snorlax would also be an apt description.

[@steveh.7268]

you're good at describing things

[@lordswaggity1213]

Thanks Steve. I'm mean at times to our keto kid but he's got good in his heart.

[@briztevan]

Nice, original comment.

[@sealevelbear]

Ben definitely reads the comments. No evidence Tim does on KZbin, though on Patreon he occasionally jumps in.

[@louisadrill7060]

the parents of the turpin 13 got re- married at Disney World.hahaha

[@drakeholliday5671]

Also, you can go to Florida and then go back to Los Angeles, Tim. A Floridian reprieve. Y’know? 52 year old Tim could be back in Los Angeles raking it in and commanding the attention his funny deserves, but maybe 36-38 year old Tim is drinking wine on a sailboat off the Keys. You’re in a good place halfway through the long game.

[@vegasdomeshot6580]

Las Vegas damn I gotta check it out

[@DigitalRebelution]

you make being a sellout hilarious, podcast doesn’t pay for itself :)

[@emilypaige3574]

The Siamese cats!!!😂

[@brandoncolongo1033]

Florida’s the move!