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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

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@normdeeploom5945
@normdeeploom5945 3 жыл бұрын
This podcast makes life bearable in Australia. Even the police listen to it as they boot me in the face.
@dboyagod
@dboyagod 3 жыл бұрын
Are you actually from Antarctica 🇦🇶 ?
@normdeeploom5945
@normdeeploom5945 3 жыл бұрын
@@dboyagod yes. I am a Dimuwit
@thegreatpotenza3034
@thegreatpotenza3034 3 жыл бұрын
@@dboyagod O Austria, Put another shrimp on the barbie.. Im only kidding. My mom is in Melbourne, Free Mum!!
@MAYA-sh6lk
@MAYA-sh6lk 3 жыл бұрын
What is the general sentiment by the people concerning all that is going on there? Are the people cheering and happily giving away their dignity to the government?
@briang9386
@briang9386 3 жыл бұрын
F@$I the system fight for ur fights aussie man 💯👍🤜🤛
@nineinchrails3361
@nineinchrails3361 3 жыл бұрын
Cracks me up every time Tim says “What a horruh”
@billybuttons4298
@billybuttons4298 3 жыл бұрын
I fucking love it too
@BradVicious
@BradVicious 3 жыл бұрын
It's the best way to say horror and it is now in my vernacular because of Tim. Lol
@BradVicious
@BradVicious 3 жыл бұрын
Also, when he says "For christ". I die laughing every time 😂
@campfortson4387
@campfortson4387 3 жыл бұрын
lol i know reminds me of glengarry glen ross
@joshcortezmusic8697
@joshcortezmusic8697 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha the New York/East Coast accent is a blessing
@masoncarter7333
@masoncarter7333 3 жыл бұрын
This is horrendous, I pay absolutely nothing: so I deserve to see my Ralph Lauren model.
@BlekJamal
@BlekJamal 3 жыл бұрын
Does anyone watch the show for the audio?! I want my big beautiful bitch back!
@ohthaterin
@ohthaterin 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@valkondarvalakev6377
@valkondarvalakev6377 3 жыл бұрын
@@BlekJamal Ben is really cute its nice to tab out and see him giggling under his breath trying to keep serious
@caladr9367
@caladr9367 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon’s impression of Sebastian is incredible, need more of it for sure
@pearleycunningham
@pearleycunningham 3 жыл бұрын
I still go back to the “racist Sebastian reads books to children” bit all the time for laughs
@charlescaplan6826
@charlescaplan6826 3 жыл бұрын
@@pearleycunningham Timestamp or Link please? Thanks 🙏🏼
@pearleycunningham
@pearleycunningham 3 жыл бұрын
@@charlescaplan6826 kzbin.info/www/bejne/epCup5l5h9GSbJY
@BradVicious
@BradVicious 3 жыл бұрын
@@pearleycunningham yes! It's the best
@BaldwinTheLeperKing
@BaldwinTheLeperKing 2 жыл бұрын
Go listen to Sebastian goes to Africa
@shinobi-Wan
@shinobi-Wan 3 жыл бұрын
Pruitt & bird sounds like a legit lawfirm they can be public defenders for school shooters and people on the black market.
@Heyyofryman
@Heyyofryman 3 жыл бұрын
“We specialize in bird law”
@ThsBehaviorsNtUnique
@ThsBehaviorsNtUnique 3 жыл бұрын
Or a store in Harry Potter
@valve_is_better294
@valve_is_better294 2 жыл бұрын
Bro not a bad sketch idea tbh
@WrekCreationL
@WrekCreationL 3 жыл бұрын
"do you know what date rape means? it means you're not in Aquaman 4!" 🤣
@delvanebby9908
@delvanebby9908 3 жыл бұрын
Tim: "should the cops just kill them" Ben: gleefully laughing in the background
@fevolenko3995
@fevolenko3995 3 жыл бұрын
One of the few times Ben doesn't realise Tim is 100% serious and 100% right..
@lancelester8692
@lancelester8692 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon Is what I picture a grown up Eric Cartman being lololol
@taLLdavidproduction
@taLLdavidproduction 3 жыл бұрын
Rush Limbaugh incarnate
@scottv9667
@scottv9667 3 жыл бұрын
Matt and trey need Tim on the show asap
@lifemusic1980
@lifemusic1980 3 жыл бұрын
@@scottv9667 oh god please yes
@slimeprivilege
@slimeprivilege 3 жыл бұрын
i love how Tim says "horror"
@joshwhite5407
@joshwhite5407 3 жыл бұрын
Haurah!
@1MinuteFlipDoc
@1MinuteFlipDoc 3 жыл бұрын
kind of boston upperclass ish.
@azicker93
@azicker93 3 жыл бұрын
Nj / long island says it like that
@sa.8208
@sa.8208 3 жыл бұрын
Harror
@hehe6969
@hehe6969 3 жыл бұрын
Only Tim can segway from a child capital punishment rant to a Doordash commercial.
@Hatchiko
@Hatchiko 3 жыл бұрын
True pigs would remember the Doordash rant.
@anthonyh5625
@anthonyh5625 3 жыл бұрын
Absolute skill.
@Durchii
@Durchii 3 жыл бұрын
It sucks that it seems like the advertisers threatened to pull their sponsorships if he didn't stop being hilarious during the reads and dull it up a bit. Happens to everyone, it seems.
@Hatchiko
@Hatchiko 3 жыл бұрын
@@Durchii Life with the Big Money 💰
@ogcapital9364
@ogcapital9364 3 жыл бұрын
*segue you idiot. A Segway is a mall cop vehicle
@lukebarber2001
@lukebarber2001 3 жыл бұрын
"The problem is not where they are physically. The problem is that they're on *earth* ."
@backinfx
@backinfx 3 жыл бұрын
A true hero we don't deserve. Tim is the best
@TheBaconBoris
@TheBaconBoris 3 жыл бұрын
Turning this on after work is ecstasy
@nickvonwald
@nickvonwald 3 жыл бұрын
Pruitt and Bird would be a great name for Tim's future Down Town LA Steakhouse.
@z.bongerman1062
@z.bongerman1062 3 жыл бұрын
In an alley in the arts district. Near Dover street market
@Giovanni-nj1xo
@Giovanni-nj1xo 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for being on time Ben, much appreciated.
@InappropriateShorts
@InappropriateShorts 3 жыл бұрын
The only place I can hear Sebastian maniscalco say “ aren’t you embarrassed” is when Tim Dillon does an impression
@pudglye3989
@pudglye3989 3 жыл бұрын
Great name. Love it
@ms.buoyant
@ms.buoyant 3 жыл бұрын
He truly has one of the best impressions of Sebastian.
@Williamtipq
@Williamtipq 3 жыл бұрын
It’s so good
@mrunpopularopinion334
@mrunpopularopinion334 3 жыл бұрын
Thank god I have Tim as a voice of reason in these fucked times.
@Natharsus
@Natharsus 3 жыл бұрын
Literally don’t know what I would do without Tim at this point.
@kansas3332
@kansas3332 3 жыл бұрын
What fucked times??
@Skrenja
@Skrenja 3 жыл бұрын
@@kansas3332 Lol. Everything's fine, right?
@mrbubbles69able
@mrbubbles69able Жыл бұрын
oh so what do you need me?
@mrunpopularopinion334
@mrunpopularopinion334 Жыл бұрын
@@kansas3332 you must live under a rock … aka ur parents basement
@disconnected22
@disconnected22 3 жыл бұрын
“Their names are Pruitt and Byrd...” •Jesus Christ, kill them!!!• I love you, TD. And Ben’s cackling in the background warms my heart 🖤
@gabeguerrero7526
@gabeguerrero7526 3 жыл бұрын
I’m wiping tears from that part
@Dlahusen1
@Dlahusen1 3 жыл бұрын
Ben is the laugh track. Not the same without him.
@bobert6523
@bobert6523 3 жыл бұрын
If Tim plays his cards right, he'll be opening For Schaub in Joe's Sauna in no time.
@mickydee896
@mickydee896 3 жыл бұрын
very underrated comment
@gr8ape111
@gr8ape111 3 жыл бұрын
Took me a moment to really get it
@444TRR
@444TRR 3 жыл бұрын
@@mickydee896 still don't get it lol. please explain?
@joecestare5565
@joecestare5565 3 жыл бұрын
@@444TRR gay joke
@nathanbuss5044
@nathanbuss5044 3 жыл бұрын
Why is Tim not more famous than the fake comics on late night. He owns all of them combined.
@joshwhite5407
@joshwhite5407 3 жыл бұрын
What is “late night”? TV is DEAD
@narcoskeptic
@narcoskeptic 3 жыл бұрын
who watches tv ??
@growwoodlands6121
@growwoodlands6121 3 жыл бұрын
in the age of being able to download any paid program an hour after release for free, tens of thousands choose to give tim their money. there isnt a single comic on late night that could say the same.
@angeliquew69
@angeliquew69 3 жыл бұрын
Your podcast is the ONLY thing that gets me through the wk! Once Saturday hits and my notification goes off it makes all the M-F Bullshit all worth while 💃🏾💖👍🏽👍🏽
@FaterialL
@FaterialL 3 жыл бұрын
feel you
@Mannydamon
@Mannydamon 3 жыл бұрын
You got this girl! Right on
@tech1238
@tech1238 3 жыл бұрын
you know it
@KM-ih9zr
@KM-ih9zr 3 жыл бұрын
True true
@zjpiazza
@zjpiazza 3 жыл бұрын
Respect. Samzies
@amoeboidtendencies5137
@amoeboidtendencies5137 3 жыл бұрын
Tim: "You know what I hate here? That they're using that Sir Kensington's ketchup, not Heinz." Ben: "I like Sir Kensington's mustard." Tim: "Shut up. The ketchup, that fancy ketchup is stupid... but kill those kids." This is what life is all about.
@Prod_D
@Prod_D 3 жыл бұрын
😂💀
@ogcapital9364
@ogcapital9364 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for quoting what we could all hear on our own. The deaf appreciate you
@amoeboidtendencies5137
@amoeboidtendencies5137 3 жыл бұрын
@@ogcapital9364 I'm pretty sure the redundant appreciate me. Maybe those with short-term memory too? 💖💖
@SuperSmith
@SuperSmith 3 жыл бұрын
@@ogcapital9364 sometimes I like to see what someone else found particularly funny
@themaryandthemusic
@themaryandthemusic 3 жыл бұрын
Followed immediately by a DoorDash ad 😂
@EntitledMillennials
@EntitledMillennials 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Tim Dillon talk while he stuffs his face is fucking legendary status sht man.
@WuhSuhDood
@WuhSuhDood 3 жыл бұрын
hes a legend but the noises make me want to drown babies
@Abitflippant
@Abitflippant 3 жыл бұрын
Before now it was the lighter click when he lit up. This change of habit should extend his life at least a month which means 8 more podcasts for us.
@SThalfblackn
@SThalfblackn 3 жыл бұрын
@@WuhSuhDood 😂🤣
@goldencheese7247
@goldencheese7247 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, only thing that would beat it wouldbe Raymond Kump stuffing his face while reading ads.
@ElementalMaker
@ElementalMaker 3 жыл бұрын
Wait till you hear the Tim Dillon Ray Kump Pizza Hut Lunch Buffet episode. Truly legendary stuff
@CoolAdam247
@CoolAdam247 3 жыл бұрын
The stalker was actually Aunt Kathleen and she was armed with polonium 210 and a Carvel ice cream sundae. 💀
@NikeAureliusSnow
@NikeAureliusSnow 3 жыл бұрын
With sprinkles
@Mannydamon
@Mannydamon 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude
@dirtymfnsanchez
@dirtymfnsanchez 3 жыл бұрын
#LockHerUp
@vannawhitesbabbydaddy9390
@vannawhitesbabbydaddy9390 3 жыл бұрын
Cool Adam!!!! 👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CoolAdam247
@CoolAdam247 3 жыл бұрын
@@Reenoh feels like I'm trippiiiiiin ! 🤯
@ScottKath-Oceana
@ScottKath-Oceana 3 жыл бұрын
"Long time listener, first time stalker..."
@AmericanGwyn
@AmericanGwyn 3 жыл бұрын
Stalking Tim Dillon is like stalking Coronavirus-sure, you can catch him, but you’re going to end up out of breath, listening to people talk about Ivermectin.
@stoptrudeau42
@stoptrudeau42 3 жыл бұрын
😆
@myquest666420
@myquest666420 3 жыл бұрын
Lol this comment is the reason comment sections exist.
@RESIDENTEVIL1256
@RESIDENTEVIL1256 3 жыл бұрын
God what a great comment.
@andrewlaco1776
@andrewlaco1776 3 жыл бұрын
@@stoptrudeau42 Farewell noble Leaf.
@99Flu
@99Flu 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@gijoey5912
@gijoey5912 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never laughed so hard while simultaneously agreeing so completely as when Tim was talking about executing those two teenagers.
@babylonhasfallen5338
@babylonhasfallen5338 3 жыл бұрын
Tim: “kill the kids.” Ben: “their names are Pruit and Bird…” Tim: “Jesus Christ kill them now.”
@kevinmccluskey7829
@kevinmccluskey7829 3 жыл бұрын
This is a A+ level episode , love unhinged Timmy
@Clubskunk
@Clubskunk 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Tim gets the stalker on the podcast. Would be fucking hilarious
@redick04clay
@redick04clay 3 жыл бұрын
“Is he in a wheelchair? Who’s taking him seriously?” lol
@andrewmcclure7110
@andrewmcclure7110 3 жыл бұрын
The stalker is definitely a mk ultra victome they sent at tim
@Prod_D
@Prod_D 3 жыл бұрын
Gonna send a blow dart at Tim and we’re gonna have to hunt them down.
@ducksinarowpatience
@ducksinarowpatience 3 жыл бұрын
So are Pruitt and 🐦
@andrewwiest4685
@andrewwiest4685 3 жыл бұрын
"They think I'm literally talking to them, and now bitch I am" hahaha
@RickTroutner
@RickTroutner 3 жыл бұрын
I love when I'm listening to an old tim dillon episode and get a notification for a new one
@poweramulets1725
@poweramulets1725 3 жыл бұрын
Every time I listen to this podcast I get a warm feeling inside ...like a microwave.
@mrbubbles69able
@mrbubbles69able Жыл бұрын
15:11 Jésüs
@mrbubbles69able
@mrbubbles69able Жыл бұрын
15:11 Jesus
@joseantoniocambero
@joseantoniocambero 3 жыл бұрын
Bird and Pruitt are definitely fans of the show
@1veryfunnygirl
@1veryfunnygirl 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😇😇
@yugo4855
@yugo4855 3 жыл бұрын
Rothschild Petron members since day one
@ArtistVisuals
@ArtistVisuals 3 жыл бұрын
We have already died and Tim Dillon is god at the gates explaining to us whats been happening since we left earth
@gt123indefatiguability
@gt123indefatiguability 3 жыл бұрын
Woah
@hey_its_travis
@hey_its_travis 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not that lucky
@Gregzter14
@Gregzter14 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon you are my spirit animal. You bring out my inner savage. My Favorite Comic and possibly the funniest man on earth. This is the best podcast on YT.
@JBugz777
@JBugz777 3 жыл бұрын
11:10 "The door is slamming shut on the American-Century" Thanks for Democracy & Rock&Roll guys, u had a good run!
@clintonleonard5187
@clintonleonard5187 3 жыл бұрын
Well don't act like you are filling our shoes.
@JBugz777
@JBugz777 3 жыл бұрын
@@clintonleonard5187 No one ever could, But let's have some Cheese Soufflé at Times-Square while it lasts!
@justinw2232
@justinw2232 3 жыл бұрын
It was the Jewish century
@marcusdonahue7124
@marcusdonahue7124 3 жыл бұрын
@@justinw2232 it was Micheal Bloomberg and the Jewish boy
@moondogg_monte
@moondogg_monte 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillons the only podcaster that I can listen to, schmuck his food into the microphone and NOT feel the need to throw up 😅👌
@axyxgaming7915
@axyxgaming7915 3 жыл бұрын
Not I. Skipped right ahead cause fuuuuuck that.
@FlaminggMoe
@FlaminggMoe 3 жыл бұрын
You're the only one. Made me sick
@matlogan7501
@matlogan7501 3 жыл бұрын
Sopranos
@randomfullywonderful
@randomfullywonderful 3 жыл бұрын
That's because of his extreme good looks.
@cryvsspy
@cryvsspy 3 жыл бұрын
I was probably gonna sign up for the patreon, but not now. No way I'm paying for disgusting mouth noises piped directly into my ears
@bussyhaver
@bussyhaver 3 жыл бұрын
Tim, Ben, any other affiliate of Fake Biz Inc: hire me to stalk the stalker, I have an adderall prescription and the ability to sit out dere chain smoking and listening to the Alex Jones broadcast while staking out for days
@clampo845
@clampo845 3 жыл бұрын
Tim get this man a job asap
@5crassrocker
@5crassrocker 3 жыл бұрын
damn I wanna hire this man!
@sohrabbehbahani9469
@sohrabbehbahani9469 3 жыл бұрын
Sick resume!
@sa.8208
@sa.8208 Жыл бұрын
This is one of my top episodes
@Yaboidosh_
@Yaboidosh_ 3 жыл бұрын
The Tim Dillon porch era was truly the golden era of the show
@babylonhasfallen5338
@babylonhasfallen5338 3 жыл бұрын
I think the golden era was the black curtain but without the neon
@sublimelove23
@sublimelove23 3 жыл бұрын
Life in the big city is the greatest episode
@Looneyboy
@Looneyboy 3 жыл бұрын
Possible for a rundown on any bad episodes?
@gsutton219
@gsutton219 3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? This show is still in stride. What is it with people only wanting to romanticize the past? 😂
@MisterKiloMilo
@MisterKiloMilo 3 жыл бұрын
#266 Lightfoot strikes twice was an absolute gem of an episode and that wasn't even a month ago. Tim is crushing.
@jepedayaw.wilkins5009
@jepedayaw.wilkins5009 3 жыл бұрын
“Do you know what date rape is!? I’ll tell you what it is! It means your not in aqua man 4!” 😂😂
@josephirizarry5195
@josephirizarry5195 3 жыл бұрын
Tim is truly at his best when he comes back with these stories. I am so happy to know that he is out there living life, being stalked.
@yanquiufo7113
@yanquiufo7113 3 жыл бұрын
I'm happy timmy is being stalked too
@aim33b0t
@aim33b0t 3 жыл бұрын
Life in the big city.
@grumpydave7329
@grumpydave7329 3 жыл бұрын
this man is the round mound of profound.
@zacharystraight2624
@zacharystraight2624 3 жыл бұрын
I'm hear to bring awareness of the soaring stock in Ralph Lauren...
@riverking937
@riverking937 3 жыл бұрын
Who's gonna tell him?
@zacharystraight2624
@zacharystraight2624 3 жыл бұрын
I'll tell him he misspelled here ...
@mattsmusic9361
@mattsmusic9361 3 жыл бұрын
Ben really seemed to come out of his shell in this episode. You'll want to stamp that shit out right away Tim.
@lookbeforeitstoolate
@lookbeforeitstoolate 3 жыл бұрын
He might try and start up his own podcast again
@z.bongerman1062
@z.bongerman1062 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody drops podcasts on Saturday night except Tim. Like any of us derelict dirtbags have lives where we go out and do cool shit on a weekend evening. For the past 18 months my life is on the computer.
@bobcostas6272
@bobcostas6272 3 жыл бұрын
Only 18 months?
@dac518
@dac518 3 жыл бұрын
Good thing its about to be over right?
@andrewlaco1776
@andrewlaco1776 3 жыл бұрын
@@dac518 15 lifetimes to stop the spread
@ShatterNWO
@ShatterNWO 3 жыл бұрын
Of course I do cool shit on Saturday.... I listen to Tim.
@aaronfussell2362
@aaronfussell2362 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing for me, as I’m getting up/ready for work at 3am 👍🏼
@kylecrawford2153
@kylecrawford2153 3 жыл бұрын
I have a really similar background as Tim coming from finance and addiction. He is low key a real inspiration to me because I still struggle with my sobriety and feeling empty or lonely because it's been so long since I've seen my family. This show is one of the highlight of my weeks a lot of the time. Thank God there's someone that sees the world like I do. All love TD.
@larrybrown1789
@larrybrown1789 3 жыл бұрын
Ben bringing it in hot at 12:00 on the dot again, 5 Gold Stars 🌟 Benjamin
@B-RaDD
@B-RaDD 3 жыл бұрын
Luckily I get it at 10 pm but next week I go back to Texas so 11pm street that🙃
@blenderguru
@blenderguru 3 жыл бұрын
1:01:44 straight from executing children to ketchup preferences - perfectly cold hearted.
@solitaryfox69
@solitaryfox69 Жыл бұрын
Such a strange crossover. Thanks for teaching us how to make donuts, mate. Now my family doesn't have to go hungry anymore.
@dirtdawg4771
@dirtdawg4771 3 жыл бұрын
this sounded like a patreon episode. fuckin perfect!
@withnail-and-i
@withnail-and-i 3 жыл бұрын
I pay every 6 months to catch up
@God-w-
@God-w- 3 жыл бұрын
@@withnail-and-i I piss out $5 bills, support timmy every month you monster.
@games68775
@games68775 3 жыл бұрын
I'm feeding the pig soon to get Patreon access
@AM2K2
@AM2K2 3 жыл бұрын
@@withnail-and-i i wish you well
@paulgreengod
@paulgreengod 3 жыл бұрын
@@God-w- that's why you're broke
@unpopularopinionz
@unpopularopinionz 3 жыл бұрын
Tims comedic genius is perfectly expressed with the Gabby call back.
@krikeydial3430
@krikeydial3430 3 жыл бұрын
Spoon Magic Spoon!!
@pudglye3989
@pudglye3989 3 жыл бұрын
Ben might actually sound like Hellen Keller if she could see and hear herself. I guess we will never know.
@dr.vincentboombatz3935
@dr.vincentboombatz3935 3 жыл бұрын
I have internal laughter - like a kid inhaling before it screams.
@josephirizarry5195
@josephirizarry5195 3 жыл бұрын
May the Lord continue to bless Timmy with a multitude of unsavory characters to speak about in so many colorful and whimsical ways
@kristinradams7109
@kristinradams7109 3 жыл бұрын
Amen! Lol!
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 3 жыл бұрын
Kanye's album was dedicated to this purpose
@alexgall8785
@alexgall8785 3 жыл бұрын
Are you related to Victor and Sean Irizarry? They're my good friends from eastern LI
@truerambler
@truerambler 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop thinking about how funny this episode is 😂 Tim you’re a goddamn blessing
@SuperJaviervela
@SuperJaviervela 3 жыл бұрын
Bro I’ve replayed it like 4 times
@SuperSillyEdits
@SuperSillyEdits 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best podcast that exists. Always has me dying of laughter.
@0110101100011010
@0110101100011010 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is legitimately a comedy god.
@peppino1961
@peppino1961 3 жыл бұрын
He is a big bowl of goodness.
@pierredelecto7069
@pierredelecto7069 3 жыл бұрын
The moloch of comedy.
@pravkdey
@pravkdey 3 жыл бұрын
Buddha if you will
@thacoolbean
@thacoolbean 3 жыл бұрын
Best to ever do it, Praise God!!
@heidi7151
@heidi7151 3 жыл бұрын
He kinda just takes the opposite view of everything 🤔
@DISTR4CK
@DISTR4CK 3 жыл бұрын
“Aren’t you embarrassed” favorite impression. Beats the Joe Rogan one for sure.
@dirtymfnsanchez
@dirtymfnsanchez 3 жыл бұрын
"That's no good mon" *Chewing Noises* 🐷
@nickm9729
@nickm9729 3 жыл бұрын
I just stare at the cartoon and pretend he's talking
@LivingBreathing
@LivingBreathing 3 жыл бұрын
I find myself glancing down at my phone like I'm missing video and doing the same thing lol
@zaymire88
@zaymire88 3 жыл бұрын
It’d be really cool if the background moved like a gif or something
@LivingBreathing
@LivingBreathing 3 жыл бұрын
@@zaymire88 I watch the goons podcast and that's what they do. Occasionally the character movements sync up with an emotion they're talking about and I get a laugh so agreed
@marcusdonahue7124
@marcusdonahue7124 3 жыл бұрын
I just stare into the void and imagine he's my prison wife
@LivingBreathing
@LivingBreathing 3 жыл бұрын
@@marcusdonahue7124 oo la la
@mdover2948
@mdover2948 3 жыл бұрын
Clearly the stalker has them tied up and forcing them to release this.
@crystallondrigan9483
@crystallondrigan9483 3 жыл бұрын
Texas has no law regulating smoking in restaurants. In 1975, Texas first enacted legislation restricting smoking in certain public places including primary and secondary schools, elevators, theaters, movie houses, libraries, museums, hospitals, and some buses.
@GUITARTIME2024
@GUITARTIME2024 3 жыл бұрын
True, but many cities there do (thankfully).
@EllipsisTriangletrap
@EllipsisTriangletrap 3 жыл бұрын
Still sounds like some commie gobbledygook
@marcusdonahue7124
@marcusdonahue7124 3 жыл бұрын
Socialism
@nics129
@nics129 3 жыл бұрын
If I’m not mistaken, Texas was Dem stronghold in 1975
@adamsarrazin2391
@adamsarrazin2391 3 жыл бұрын
The battle for texas!
@iFARTBiG
@iFARTBiG 3 жыл бұрын
Highlight of my work night when Tim uploads
@AngelWest58
@AngelWest58 3 жыл бұрын
" Put 'em in old Sparky and cook 'em " - Timmy D
@RizztrainingOrder
@RizztrainingOrder 3 жыл бұрын
“I pay a lot of money, so I expect others to murder my biggest fans, and enough money to buy an anti stalker! I have so much money I’m going to hire teens to stomp out my biggest fans!” Tim Dill
@rogerfench2976
@rogerfench2976 3 жыл бұрын
That is some dystopian shit.
@Naldito15
@Naldito15 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say biggest fan. Or by biggest fan are you referring to how 🤔 fat she is. I don't blame him for feeling unsafe. Too many psychos out there
@RESIDENTEVIL1256
@RESIDENTEVIL1256 3 жыл бұрын
This comment is garbage, we should both be banned from watching this channel
@thegreatpotenza3034
@thegreatpotenza3034 3 жыл бұрын
Dear Stalker: Joe Rogan will find you. As he is reaching the peak of his trip a Amargosa vole that Joe has trained during his trip will lead you into the wood chipper that you begged for after being sodomized for hours by a California black bear. Afterwords Joe will meditate as the animals of nature around him comes to feed, and the black bear watches Joe meditate while eating a PoohBear barrel of honey Joe gave to him. Joe will then do a podcast with Robert Downey Jr.
@imemberberry
@imemberberry 3 жыл бұрын
It's a joke. You know, jokes?
@garsto9718
@garsto9718 3 жыл бұрын
"Cook those kids. Zap em." -My President
@joshuarodriguez8896
@joshuarodriguez8896 3 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@godukebb137
@godukebb137 3 жыл бұрын
@48:30 - End for one of the greatest pieces of art ever created.
@deejaylos05
@deejaylos05 3 жыл бұрын
I wait all week for these sweet 60 mins
@mrsleepyshow
@mrsleepyshow 3 жыл бұрын
1:10:20 "don't stalk your favorite comedians and podcasters it's not right" LOL
@ariasyesen
@ariasyesen 3 жыл бұрын
The kids planning a masacre rant is officially a Tim Dillon show classic
@rylinmurphy2538
@rylinmurphy2538 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who works in a hotel, what that Front Desk agent did was highly unprofessional. If you want to wake someone up then call their cell phone. Oh you don't have that? Then you don't get to talk to them.
@grantlawrence611
@grantlawrence611 3 жыл бұрын
I never heard of this in a decent hotel
@gvulture1277
@gvulture1277 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the stalker convinced them that they were some sort of showbiz friend, could had mentioned he is a comedian. Everyone makes mistakes that could kill your guests, it happens.
@rylinmurphy2538
@rylinmurphy2538 3 жыл бұрын
@@gvulture1277 It shouldn't happen. You could tell me you're his parent's, I'm not even going to confirm he's at the hotel. If you know him so well, then you should know his phone number, or should already have plans with him.
@thegnosticalien
@thegnosticalien 3 жыл бұрын
Timmy’s impression of Sebastian maniscalco killed me
@Shadow789798
@Shadow789798 3 жыл бұрын
Oh god no one tell Bret about Havana syndrome, he'll think this is the reason they think they get sleepy and moody when it's cloudy in Russia
@Niho10BiH
@Niho10BiH 3 жыл бұрын
How are Tim’s podcasts free? Man should be charging a fortune for this comedic gold.
@JJ-Toreddie
@JJ-Toreddie 3 жыл бұрын
Patreon members pay him 300k a month for a few bonus episodes
@yugo4855
@yugo4855 3 жыл бұрын
@@JJ-Toreddie and he deserves every fucking cent
@growwoodlands6121
@growwoodlands6121 3 жыл бұрын
@@JJ-Toreddie A few bonus episodes per month. the real gold is the archives of early episodes with Ray. Tt truly ends up being at least 200 extra episodes I'm pretty sure. The evolution is truly the most fascinating tale ever told IMO.
@xZOOMORPHICx
@xZOOMORPHICx 3 жыл бұрын
David Paulides has a series of books called Missing 411. One of the most intriguing and frightening collection of unexplainable cases of missing people within the National Parks system.
@kristinradams7109
@kristinradams7109 3 жыл бұрын
I listened to some of that here on you tube a few years ago, and it scares the shit out of me to this day. I can't even imagine going to a national park anymore. Hell, I get nervous even going on local day hikes anymore.
@5crassrocker
@5crassrocker 3 жыл бұрын
@@kristinradams7109 it's seriously weird. not natural weird. which makes me uneasy. just don't go alone! the urban disappearances I find even more terrifying. it's like you're safe no where.
@malcolmshane3039
@malcolmshane3039 3 жыл бұрын
Just be scarier than the wackos they’ll leave you alone
@dix0n778
@dix0n778 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is the voices in everyone's head confirmed
@jacksevert3099
@jacksevert3099 3 жыл бұрын
But the voice in Tim Dillons head is Lil Sas. Tim loves Lil Sas. So why don't you?
@Art-bk6vv
@Art-bk6vv 3 жыл бұрын
@A L I don't agree with your viewpoint
@foofy8604
@foofy8604 3 жыл бұрын
First fucking minute and I’m already dying laughing
@Sleigh
@Sleigh 3 жыл бұрын
I thought Havana Syndrome was just a specific strain of Jungle Fever.
@BunkerPrep
@BunkerPrep 3 жыл бұрын
👄
@N8CRE8
@N8CRE8 3 жыл бұрын
Timonium is literally the office capital for those that don't want to actually go into the city
@headfullofacid8088
@headfullofacid8088 3 жыл бұрын
Baltimore is disgusting
@vimenyavsezaebali
@vimenyavsezaebali 3 жыл бұрын
Saw his show there y'day, opener was good and Tim murdered, as expected...the only thing that made Timonium even remotely bearable last night. Even the spellcheck on my phone doesn't recognize these fucked up letters as an actual town 😆.
@goldencheese7247
@goldencheese7247 3 жыл бұрын
The Chinese have reportedly used microwave weapons against Indian soldiers in LADAKH (an interesting dispute in abd of itself) in Kashmir/Jammu. Scary stuff.
@basedbrit4206
@basedbrit4206 3 жыл бұрын
It's technically not a war crime because these weapons weren't even conceptualised when war crimes were written.
@louis8487
@louis8487 3 жыл бұрын
It's not good man
@goldencheese7247
@goldencheese7247 3 жыл бұрын
@@basedbrit4206 checked out your subscriptions. Nice to see a fellow brit with common sense and humor. Regards from Germany 👍🏻
@peppino1961
@peppino1961 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is one Big Box of Awesome. Love this guy.
@720pLyrics
@720pLyrics 3 жыл бұрын
the podcast should return to the wilderness and should be filmed outside
@BaconNMegs
@BaconNMegs 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god the Sebastian impression 😂😂 “a stalker? You’re gonna stalk me aren’t you embarrassed?” 😂
@William.H.Bonney
@William.H.Bonney 3 жыл бұрын
Pruitt and Bird. Sounds like a buddy cop show
@daltonprobst
@daltonprobst 3 жыл бұрын
Last half of episode was some of best stuff I’ve ever heard
@jamesslaton8696
@jamesslaton8696 3 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting SEVEN DAYS for this shit baby!
@jamesslaton8696
@jamesslaton8696 3 жыл бұрын
This is literally the only entertainment that I regularly consume.
@secretbandreappears244
@secretbandreappears244 2 жыл бұрын
picturing tim running down to the lobby and fighting a woman is delicious
@FADI_TINY
@FADI_TINY 3 жыл бұрын
I hate the audio only episodes. I have to see Tim’s sarcasm on his face and his hand gestures! 😂
@AngelWest58
@AngelWest58 3 жыл бұрын
gestures
@AdamThoba2
@AdamThoba2 3 жыл бұрын
*166 hours a week* I curl into a ball and cry *the remaining 2 hours* I watch Tim Dillon
@brentbarrus9754
@brentbarrus9754 3 жыл бұрын
Which country do we need to invade to make this artwork come to life?
@cain2548
@cain2548 3 жыл бұрын
That Sebastian impression was the funniest impression I've ever heard. Spot on Timothy Dilly
@JimJoness619
@JimJoness619 3 жыл бұрын
Timmy dill's and yanni long dayz best part of the weekend
@truerambler
@truerambler 3 жыл бұрын
Saaaaaaame
@DoodooSwaggy
@DoodooSwaggy 2 жыл бұрын
"We need a trial." Man predicted the Depp/Heard circus.
@jjthefish446
@jjthefish446 3 жыл бұрын
Ben needs to train with Joe Rogan and his goons so he can be Tim’s bodyguard and not just his laptop and microphone jockey.
@pravkdey
@pravkdey 3 жыл бұрын
And provider of man-flesh
@paulfroelich1024
@paulfroelich1024 3 жыл бұрын
Also his "laugh track", remember?
@taylor_nick
@taylor_nick 3 жыл бұрын
This is literally the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Love U Tim
@actualfactchecker2272
@actualfactchecker2272 3 жыл бұрын
I tried tim but you blew me off on grinder
@jclass
@jclass 3 жыл бұрын
Tim: what about a firing squad? Ben: ohh nice 😃
@morettchandon8128
@morettchandon8128 3 жыл бұрын
I JUST COMPLETELY DIE😭
@MrMichaelcw
@MrMichaelcw 3 жыл бұрын
At least Tim can rest assured the abduction will be unusually pleasant; being transported in his stalkers very clean car.
@joshwhite5407
@joshwhite5407 3 жыл бұрын
An excellent point!
@customerguy8581
@customerguy8581 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO Tim having Ben explain the Havana Syndrome so he can eat in the background. Audio episodes are so funny.
@kellys4879
@kellys4879 3 жыл бұрын
Some people go to church on Sunday mornings, I choose to listen to Timmy D for my spiritual enlightenment instead.
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