Price Of Poison | The Tim Dillon Show

[@jocephuscomedy]

I was raised lower middle class but now I'm upper homeless.

[@EKSKE]

Oh man 😬

[@Clemfandang0]

We wish you well 🏌️‍♂️

[@ups-gaming-official]

I bet those bootstraps are CLEAN and UNLACED

[@shakinbottles]

Honestly the best tax bracket to be in now

[@MikeJones-iz1qq]

$20 at Taco Bell 20 years ago would buy the whole menu. We were kings.

[@hkm_865]

Kangs*

[@jaymethodus3421]

We roamed desolute suburban lands with naught but 8 dollars and 53 cents in dimes and nickels. We had Wendy's 4 for 4's by night; McDonald's 2 for 3 dollar sausage egg and cheese biscuits by day break. Truly we were Divine beyond our appreciation.

[@Jukelikesgames]

We wuz kaaaaaangz

[@woodjunkjrjr2689]

​@@hkm_865 We wuz kangs*

[@kungfumcgee7992]

Im pretty sure they hand out menus for free but okay

[@dhaang126]

Our parents had William F. Buckley and Gore Vidal debating issues on live network tv. We have Tim Dillon screaming at his podcast audience. I believe we got the better end of the bargain.

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

And Tim Dillon is less gay than either of them.

[@RawOlympia]

🤣😂@@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns

[@hrtdinasaurette3020]

😂😂😂

[@goodrobot1]

Hell yea. Fuck those boomers anyhow!

[@deigamohamed707]

😂😂

[@TeeteringTod]

Tim is a perfect fusion of Alex Jones and one of those fairytale riddle trolls.

[@jakw97]

Hahah

[@brett2063]

I used to listen to limbaugh when my parents had it on when I was a kid, and damn if I could tell them apart... until Tim mentions sucking cock. From the pitch changes down to the way Tim uses dead air, it's uncanny. Like an unironically hateful, alternate universe Tim

[@dannytakacs]

lmao best description ever

[@andrewf6111]

Holy shit, it is possible? Somebody talking about a wealthy situation and it's still hilarious, and doesn't make me feel like a shitty poor. Thanks Tim!

[@dthcorehvy]

Tom segura like to dunk on poors, the only dunking he can still do

[@commiewaffle3371]

Wondered who would say that first.

[@mistervanderveer]

I find Tims issues in life very relatable the older i get.

[@GeneralJiggle]

Wanna do drugs together?

[@andrewf6111]

@@mistervanderveer eh, who cares right?

[@jlk90]

This is the only podcast where I dont want you to have guests. I'm here for Tim. And only Tim.

[@gitoffmahlawn]

Agreed. That bizarre one with Eli Roth and sharks was a real snoozer.

[@rsgarden1]

Agreed lol

[@adamgardener8624]

Whitney Webb is killer when she's on

[@andrewmiller7671]

Mike Recine episode was hilarious.. needs him on again.

[@DuffDingle]

Except Nick Mullen, love them together.

[@mikeychimbira1453]

this week was a real knife fight, thank you Tim for the slop.

[@scienceisfun5989]

Slop? You’re not forced to come here and listen buddy.

[@roccocupido5082]

Hey Mikey..your comment makes no sense..do people like yourself just feel compelled to reflexively post ANYTHING..even when they have nothing to say.. mystifyingly

[@kolibra7745]

Rocco go back to stuffing your cup don't worry about Mikey

[@ahmedhussein1694]

​@@roccocupido5082hey man... shut up 😭

[@tonyelectionfraud669]

@@scienceisfun5989 hey you dont have to get personally hurt when someone talks some shit about a podcast you have 0% involvement with

[@MasterPourKnowP]

In ‘93 my social studies teacher tried to warn us about his generation in the future.

[@JTB213]

Only Tim can talk about private jets and still make it funny unlike some other comedians who try to make their riches funny.

[@Ben-bg2lp]

Some other Tom Segura.

[@cremeuxkraft9019]

​@@Ben-bg2lp😂 I was looking for the Segura comment.

[@ROSEofSHARON711]

Whats funnier is Santa Monica Air Port is soooo ghetto. The black leather furniture is TRASHED and when flying in the first thing seen is a sign with the name ATLANTIC ans its missing letters 😂

[@AB-wg7qe]

Stop talking about Tom Sagura!!!😂

[@ROSEofSHARON711]

Who’s Tom Segura?

[@FRANCESCOBERGOMI]

"You have things I don't have, ok? Families.... all that good stuff.... right?" 🤣🤣.

[@Dipslow]

The saddest part is that he cares nothing about his grandfathers legacy

[@thomasvoge664]

AUNT KATHY!? YOU KEEP HIS NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!

[@ktw5141]

we wish her well @@thomasvoge664

[@Kevin-v5g6y]

Get out of your fake, pretend law firm basement Cathleen

[@billiebleach7889]

If you would bump into him you would give him a piece of your mind, wouldn’t you? Unfortunately he doesn’t live in your kitchen

[@samuelmoore1635]

Sullying the Dillion name !

[@machinedm3talbrains693]

Tim “protect freedom of speech unless it’s against me” Dillon blesses us today 🙌😂

[@fatboystakeon7824]

😂😂😂

[@pwnedeful]

Thats why I like him, he's a grifter who reminds you that he's full of shit

[@rohm25]

I can’t wait to hear what this successful gay man in his 149 million dollar sunglasses has to say

[@cray06]

*249 million

[@hwholmes9683]

I remember when they used to be $500,000 sunglasses, damn inflation is crazy.

[@dannyguetti4243]

The spoils of fake business. @@hwholmes9683

[@houseofhas9355]

Tim will soon become those magaChurch Pastors screaming about having to fly with the peasants. 😂

[@TheDrudgenator]

We wish him well 🥤

[@danniedandelion8232]

Like Tom segura?

[@KansasFarmer620]

​@@danniedandelion8232 facts about Tom

[@jessicajones657]

I thought Rogan was trying to anoint Ron White (he refused). Tim would be all in, lol.

[@shockadoom]

He would be perfect as a rival pastor in the rightoues gemstones

[@jopo7996]

Tim must have a huge closet just stuffed to the ceiling with Polo gear. For Tim, that's 4 hoodies.

[@SlayuhM]

Still better than you 😂

[@MexicanRugDealer]

Lots of 🐎 in his stable.. style!

[@jackemmanuel9424]

😂😂😂

[@jackemmanuel9424]

​@@SlayuhM don't be so defensive😅😅

[@andrewmccloskey1]

he isn't wearing a hoodie

[@joannabreaks435]

My boomer parents just named their cats Pinky and the Brain so this is especially terrifying Tim and proof of your clairvoyant powers

[@foxmulder8139]

Pinky: “Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?” Brain: “The same thing we do every night, sleep and dream of chasing mice”

[@leifiverson8549]

Proof your parents are garbage. I wish them well...

[@prmansour]

I miss Animaniacs

[@queefstroganoff2643]

@@prmansourpretty sure it’s either on Hulu or Max. :)

[@ShatterNWO]

I was MAGA, but now we need to send the Hondurans to the retirement homes.

[@lillygarfield4531]

Suicide is low among Dillon fans. He's saving lives.

[@Spoiledstoic]

so true

[@DJBILLYHOPRODUCTIONS]

Word!

[@gonzaloquintero8426]

Tim turned into Alex Jones so gradually I hardly even noticed 😂

[@lazylion420]

finally figured out why Tim wears so many Polos he thinks it says "Chicken"

[@Blake_.Dryden]

😂 This is a top 5 all time Tim Dillon Show comment. I just made myself look like a damned fool in this quiet waiting room.

[@itsjammbi]

just got fired from my 2nd job now and I’m sad but I see this new upload and my day is better, thanks Tim

[@the_uglysteve6933]

Keep your chin up, you will get another job. Unless you're truly terrible, then I wish you well

[@Kevin-v5g6y]

Cherish these days because Tim might not be with us when you get fired from your 3rd

[@jakethesnake4971]

Was it Starbucks?

[@the_uglysteve6933]

Was it a charity shop

[@curdledcuntjuice]

Rich boy got 2 jobs? Bro I’m just needing 1

[@DanielHettenbach1]

Tim is so effing right about Boomers.

[@10oner]

Saying boomer is cringe. Thier generation is better than yours in every single way possible

[@shadowlegend302]

Ok boomer

[@nevink4717]

@@10oner”Better?” Define better. 😂

[@kev199369]

Is that Ben’s laugh in the background? I would love a reunion episode o Tim going on Lemon Party haha

[@christophski1001]

Just came over from Spotify to check this!

[@ghettogarage6687]

Can’t believe no one else has mentioned it, it seriously sounds like him.

[@britt_piru]

Tim is king of podcasts with no guests!!!!

[@maxrox2363]

Tim makes Bart Chrysler look like the drunk that hangs out In front of my local liquor store asking people if they want to hear him sing in exchange for a crack rock.

[@HPCAT88]

Turd Kreischer is terrible. I wish him well.

[@rufusblue8044]

Nah that's just how burnt looks

[@andrewmccloskey1]

brent? @@rufusblue8044

[@dkelly387z]

I'm pretty sure that is Bort Chisler in front of your liquorstore...

[@enc69]

I too get annoyed with Brent Crishner but the arena numbers don’t lie, unfortunately. Certainly an audience for it out there. We wish him well

[@brandonmoore7506]

Tim Dillon is the only person I get my news from, and as a result, I know more about what's going on in the world than any of my friends.

[@deigamohamed707]

💯

[@pressrepeat2000]

Haha so true.

[@no_snap]

“We will never get mad at the poison in the food” is a pretty perfect description of most of this country. Anything to save a buck!

[@buckets002]

Is anyone else hearing Ben's laugh in the background? Not the new producers laugh, but the other laugh

[@theedgyweirdpodcastpage6279]

Yesss!!! Thank you. I was hoping someone else heard that and said something

[@domja9389]

Tim flying around like a Mega Preacher.

[@Greazygrace]

At work earlier this week my boomer supervisor was bragging about selling her 150k home for 700k. I had to break the third wall and look into the camera - right at uncle Timmy.

[@10oner]

Saying boomer is cringe. Thier generation is better than yours in every single way possible

[@Greazygrace]

@@10oner sure buddy.

[@Ekdrink]

@@10onerall of your comments are complaint about younger people lmfao

[@Nalololol]

The must live in a pigsty if that's all they are getting for it

[@Nalololol]

​​@@10onerboomer the generation of debt. Imagine being a boomer and hopeless

[@Urkizzle]

My brother and I splurged for front row seats at your show in Dallas last night (we were right next to the couple you talked to) just wanted to say I haven’t laughed that hard in years. One of the best standup shows I’ve ever seen! You killed it!

[@berniekatzroy]

Anytime Uncle Tim uploads a video its amazing the life lessons I learn.

[@FrankSmith]

I want the hour long fitness podcast from Tim ASAP

[@romanmanner]

He’s perfect for a little light Saturday winter yard work in Southern California.

[@benjamindover4337]

The POLO apparel company is drafting a cease and desist letter as we speak.

[@CristianCooks]

Thanks for what you do for us Papa Tim

[@gerardozambrano4863]

“They are built only to destroy” Tim’s hatred for boomers just makes me chuckle😂

[@michaelkostenko8553]

It sounds like Ben’s laughing in the back

[@pawesztuk9541]

Man, don't you dare to give me that nostalgia...

[@pawesztuk9541]

Man, don't you dare to give me that nostalgia...

[@seankelly378]

Don't do that, don't give me hope

[@Mike-nr9po]

Sick as fuck in bed for the past 2 days. Thank you for the blessing of a new ep, Tim.

[@bloatedsodium7301]

We wish you well. 🏌🏼

[@magicknight13]

Hope you feel better soon!! It's a real knife fight out there!

[@WF4lyfe2386O]

Watching this from my bed sick asf too! Thank God for papa Tim and comedy. Hope you feel better soon friend

[@GatsbyMyself]

Go to work.

[@adamgardener8624]

At least you got to see it before you pass away tonight

[@CommonScents952]

I’m GenX. I remember when Taco Bell opened restaurants in Tennessee in the late 80s. There wasn’t many items on the menu over $1.00. They had that annoying commercial where they were shouting 39, 59, 79, 99. A regular taco was $0.39 in the 80s. In the early 60s, original menu items: Tostadas, burritos, frijoles, chiliburgers, and tacos, all for 19 cents. Current price for one taco now is $1.79.

[@crakhaed]

Inflation is a helluva drug 😂

[@CommonScents952]

@@crakhaed Dude. Your generation is fucked. My latest statement from Social Security indicates that I would receive close to $3,000 a month. However, they expect by 2035, they will be cutting my social security so that I will only receive around 78% of that amount. Good luck to you at getting ANYTHING back from what you are currently paying in.

[@crakhaed]

@@CommonScents952 I'm 28, I don't expect to get anything if we're even still around by the time I'm old enough💀😂

[@CommonScents952]

@@crakhaed I’ve got 3 daughters aged 25,24 and 16. They were always sick of me talking politics. Now that they see what kind of effect it has on them, they are starting to understand why I get so angry. The boomers and our politicians have robbed future generations of the American dream while they can’t give away money fast enough to Ukraine and illegal immigrants. Good luck to you lil crakhead. 😜

[@OutlierConcepts]

Tim's the only person who can put such a spin on private jet use that we're all left going "you're right....the audacity of this pilot"

[@coluccifresh]

I swear I heard Ben’s laugh in the back

[@27TheSlider]

we can dream

[@QGDeclined]

The YukYuk machine Tim hired now is just terrible. It's so forced. Ben's laugh worked because he tried to hold it in half the time and couldn't. He truly was a professional giggler.

[@RTF240]

Tim vs Boomers is always great.

[@10oner]

Saying boomer is cringe. Thier generation is better than yours in every single way possible

[@clevertree]

I fall asleep to this podcast because I like having nightmares

[@lorellmothiba444]

Tim is always on time nowadays with his $80 000 glasses. ❤🙌🏽

[@Kevin-v5g6y]

A fellow South Africa. I wish you well. It's a real knife fight here

[@UF1C_]

100,000 dollar glasses and on time@edwardoretardo6855

[@canubeetquad]

$100,000 glasses

[@moodyangel]

$200,000 last I checked…

[@Cornucopia69960]

He makes a lot now... I heard they're 1.2 mil

[@tonyb9560]

I am a boomer and we always want to sit upfront on the private jet. Thats life flying over the big city.

[@JordanGarland]

"Boomers will not relinquish power" is the funniest thing I never thought I'd hear.

[@devandavies]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE TIM DILLON SHOW

[@hudraco]

Is that Benjamin in the background? Sounds like it

[@mojolambada5067]

Right?? I was just thinking that!

[@letalucy644]

Tim Dillon, you are one of my favorite people around. This entire episode I was laughing, hard out loud. Thank fuck you exist. Thank fuck for your insights. You’re a comedic genius and I know you know it. Thank you for sharing it with us. This was fucking great.

[@TyneSID3-Timmmmy]

Tim flys private, so we dont have 2 .. Facts! ..

[@retrobluemusic]

get ray on the jet, they wont even take off

[@whatsupduckk]

It sounds like Ben’s laughing in the back, can it be?!

[@thisnameisnotfake517]

He harvested another placid white boy from his growth chamber

[@Che1seabluesdrogba11]

As the kid of immigrant parents that left the war torn El salvador in the 80s, I absolutely adore Tim Dillon

[@someoneanyone365]

“Now remember, the migrants are not just waiting to be lassoed…”💀 this pod revived me lmao

[@TBrizzle]

I was thrown out of a car at 4 years old through the windshield.. it taught me about responsibility.

[@robairjazz]

The Boomer Hamas intersection is the most trenchant political insight we’ve all known but have never shared with others. Thanks Tim for giving us a voice.

[@10oner]

Saying boomer is cringe. Thier generation is better than yours in every single way possible

[@seankelly378]

​@@10onerthey destroyed the economy, the world and lied to us about it all. You will own nothing, and thank us, your elders for making it so good

[@josephenis6161]

"people dont rope and ride the way they used to" Tim Dillon

[@isaidpianissimo2475]

Here's another non-ChatGPT comment written by an actual human that will flutter off into the wind once again, its praises of Tim Dillon and love for this podcast never to be heard by any other TD fans.

[@Jessica-ul6me]

I saw Tim in Columbus on January 6th. Yes, I bought an insurrection hat and wore it to see him. No, he's not that fat. It's definitely the camera.

[@josef2012]

😂😘

[@TattooedTheist]

Tims a badass.

[@eemoogee160]

Good on Tim to perform at an RFK Jr campaign event! I wish the Duopoly well.

[@Jacqie_Lee]

Tim is the voice of reason, as ridiculous as that may seem, he IS!

[@marshalledmundson4851]

For all of you that used to complain about Ben's laugh, now we have this new guy who's louder than Tim... happy now?

[@rufusblue8044]

Wendy's chicken sandwich combo cost over $10 now. Where has my country gone?

[@Cole____]

😂any day Timmy rants about BOOOOMERZZ is a blessed day😂

[@10oner]

Saying boomer is cringe. Thier generation is better than yours in every single way possible

[@Cole____]

@@10oner ok boomer

[@Sideway-Sammy]

His rant regarding the Taco Bell dilemma was glorious!

[@pressrepeat2000]

Funny and insightful like no one else.

[@Vinny_donuts]

More and more I am sure that Tim Dillon is one of the best podcasters ever. He’s so good at referring to current events and making it relevant and also funny. Not many people are good at solo podcasts. I look forward to Tim’s new podcasts. He is my form of current news at this point in my life. I’m 31 and live in New Jersey and I’m honestly just waiting for the end of the world, and this guy is the only form of information my soul can tolerate and accept.

[@Stevenhiggles]

While the world as we know it is currently ending, I'm glad we have Tim to walk us through these dark times and into a new world that we will all share in rebuild and then one day fuck that up too.

[@clampo845]

I am also 31 year old New Jerseyan waiting for total collapse we are fortunate to have Tim

[@sirg-had8821]

He's the commentator for Armageddon.

[@patricko5728]

Saw the pig in Dallas last night… legend😂

[@mattlovasz1750]

Taco Bell’s meat grade is “Edible”. I was told the only other places that get that grade is prisons and the military.

[@aaronlee5660]

I’m older than you. But your wisdom still makes you uncle Tim.

[@show_me_your_kitties]

Grow up

[@sciflythefishguy9792]

Biden throwing footballs and shadow boxing😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@habs249]

This was great Tim you were on fire this week well done ❤

[@ffemt66]

I can hear Ben’s ghost, sadly belly laughing. Rest in peace big guy.

[@Knitting_aand_knitting_aand]

Nobody can do/does a better solo than Tim. Really impressive that everyone else needs a co to play off of. Tim going solo and killing it every time is a rare treat

[@topdhen]

Not only that, but any guest strongly brings down the value of the show, he’s that good alone

[@Knitting_aand_knitting_aand]

​@@topdhen100% I hate when there's a guest. Even if it's someone I like.

[@jasonmaruszak812]

@@topdhenthe hamas one with his buds was great, but yea how he can carry a show alone every week for an hour, often being the only guy to make me actually laugh. If I’m in the right mood I’ll cry laughing from this guy

[@xthekingsguard1229]

Thank you for uploading . I’m on a 16 hour drive and needed something

[@HybridTrapMusic]

monday mornings with tim dillon are the best

[@ZeesNature]

44:50 the best Tom Segura impression

[@TheDrewish]

Tim likes owning multiple homes. As much as I like his takes on boomers, I totally see him being a hoarder of wealth and assets until his untimely death at 54 from prolonged obesity. FYI, I love Timmy D. Don't @me

[@josef2012]

Prophecy foreseen 🌠

[@MattttG3]

3:00-5:00 *I can’t believe that the pilot didn’t mind cleaning up his seat from all that Come of yours leaking out of “your friends” perpetually gaped black-hole*

[@NFLamm]

Thanks for making jokes out of the things that get me so pissed off.. can’t take life seriously anymore 😣

[@vinniemerlo8395]

Never thought I would feel so much joy over somebody putting out a new episode. Love this man!!

[@karenh.7086]

It’s great to see that the little cactus is thriving!

[@FlyingCanoe]

is the guy laughing suppose to be like a laugh track from a sitcom? trying to make the audience laugh on que? could do without it and i know im not the only one

[@cmajor8084]

Cryyyy

[@iiam2214]

Tim has turn into my Saturday morning cartoons and hopefully i get a full year of this, lol

[@rickybobby2789]

28:30 “What’s that?” - Chip Chipperson

[@scott4613]

Tim’s prediction of the nightmare that is the “Nursing Home Boomer” has already come to pass. I work in that industry. Boomers are NIGHTMARES. Monsters.

[@10oner]

Saying boomer is cringe. Thier generation is better than yours in every single way possible

[@flyeaglesfly1994]

@@10onershut up

[@rymak1403]

We wish everyone well, especially Tim Dillon, real estate mogul.

[@rymak1403]

@user-jc8ez9iw2j I wish you well.

[@williamtsanders]

drove three hours with girlfriend from Houston to San Antonio. We had a blast, thanks for an awesome performance!!!

[@GDCeeCee]

Right after the lady asks the question “can you even get one item from Taco Bell for $2.59?” an ad for a type 2 diabetes medication pops up. 😂😂😂

[@NinaFante75Fante]

20 mins in and he's bragged both about flying private and letting his mum die in a public hospital ... only Tim Dillon can get away with that

[@TudorCinema]

this is literally and i mean literally the only place where i don’t skip the ads

[@AB-wg7qe]

Tim never misses a chance to 💩 on boomers😂

[@10oner]

Saying boomer is cringe. Thier generation is better than yours in every single way possible

[@AB-wg7qe]

@@10oner ok boomer😉

[@ffemt66]

My kid was 18 months old when that Taco Bell receipt was printed, she’s in the fucking 7th grade right now. Who keeps fast food receipts laying around that long?

[@MylezNevison]

If they ever make movies about Alex Jones or Chris Farley, Tim Dillon would be perfect! He is literally what would come out if Alex & Chris had a baby😂

[@lilbroomstick7914]

22 min in, this is really good, this is vintage Tim

[@peppino1961]

Tim is just pure joy to watch.

[@JohnDoe-bi5cc]

Yo mama is just pure joy to watch.

[@SoullessAIMusic]

Taco Bell could have a golden opportunity here, all they got to do is start a 2.59 menu and send this women on tour.

[@kingofthebridge8339]

This is a Saturday feature in our house now lol. Guy does an hour special on a weekly basis.

[@williambartholmey5946]

Kinda mind-boggling how each episode is funnier than any of his stand-up.

[@conarhannah5265]

i like the fact that timmy was clearly trying to join the mile high club and it backfires with the pilot talking about how planes work. >.< haha

[@majicogarcia8417]

We need a TRUMP/DILLON ticket in 2024 ✴✴✴

[@Brettthickhammer]

I play a game every week to see how much of this show I cam listen to before I've had enough of Tim.

[@jamiecorbett3567]

And why do think that matters 😂😂