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[@TimDillonShow]

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[@Mr.Meeseeks024]

I just watched it, with a couple seconds of blurry... but Tim I did here him say “pussy hu” b4 shooting

[@lineupcomedy]

@@Mr.Meeseeks024 so many things cross my mind after watching. Your comment was the first. As if they only are mad because he doesn’t socialize with them. 2nd: were they all hangry 3rd: to much coffee 4th: did they all take there medicine 5th: do we need a social credit score in this country?

[@jordanjae]

I dont care if youre late.. But i really look foward to seeing you.. And ben laughing at your rants. Its my fav podcast and need more content immediately. With video tho. Thanks.

[@alexanderkvitrovn9828]

Magic spoon on my spoon

[@Mr.Meeseeks024]

@@lineupcomedy yeah man I’m pretty sure the loser who killed them would have been higher on the ccp score...

[@jaredjones8699]

“BUT, she should’ve kept her mouth shut” this is why I’m here

[@myquest666420]

Tim and the word “but” He uses it masterfully.

[@boknows7319]

@@myquest666420 gioooovo van probably just pppoipppppp And up to l

[@ianpollard4501]

I watch that video couple days ago. It haunted my mind. Now I can smile about it. Thanks Tim

[@smarterthanyou2255]

"BUTT"

[@ryanballantyne1811]

It reminds me of a Louis C.K. bit - “Of course....buuuut...” Only, in this case, a lot darker. (Edit: “of course, but maybe”)

[@TheChuckFina]

That couple thought they were just doing a little 'Fake Business', but the neighbor was doing 'Real Business'.

[@jamesyandsonsoutdooradvent9394]

They thought they we're going to have a real knife fight but nope

[@mar.c1]

Where's the video at?

[@tarico4436]

Thanks, Chuck! Funniest comment so far.

[@whodat417]

@@mar.c1 alot of self defense Instagram channels has it

[@connorchapman3595]

420th like on the comment. Both those neighbors shoulda just been smoking weed. They wouldve cooked food for eachother

[@heylookitsummer]

I've been saying for years that people act shitty as if societal norms like not committing violent crimes are certainties. Be kind to your neighbors, folks, and if you can't do that just keep your mouth shut.

[@eespino94]

The ppl that act crazy and so easily fly off the handle like that come from a bubble where they have never experienced true violence or tragedy. Many if not must ppl in today's society are completely oblivious to the horrors most are capable of.

[@makavellithedon2936]

paid the ultimate price, my approach is to always expect the other person is armed and dangerous and to act accordingly...it's funny though, you never have to really worry about confrontation if you just simply treat people with respect

[@replynotificationsdisabled]

@@eespino94 you know absolutely nothing.

[@drakeandjosh007]

@@makavellithedon2936 not true at all lol some people just don’t give a fuck

[@alexanderporto9310]

True and well said but still doesn’t justify

[@eskimointhisworld]

"...And she's still being annoying. She's shot and she's in the street and she's STILL pushing everyone's buttons!"

[@sublimelove23]

I was dying on the inside but absolutely crying laughing while driving to get my morning fake coffee

[@Jamesbradley001]

I was at the gym and almost dropped a kettlebell on my face when he said this

[@jessejames5452]

He makes work a lot easier for me, dying laughing.

[@philsmith3019]

​@@sublimelove23 fake coffee?

[@blackvikingthrone]

@@philsmith3019 maybe decaf??

[@jarth2358]

Only tim could make me laugh about a double murder suicide

[@slemay2003]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[@jubjub15]

Tim knows how to shoot his shots

[@tylarhaugan7908]

I belly lauged at the video

[@jeffk1722]

I was trying to hold in the laugh so I wouldn't feel so sick, but I lost it at 17:32 to 18:50

[@buddajj]

every once and a while I come back to this podcast just to hear Tim's build up to "BUTTTTTT, she should've kept her mouth shut". truly a legendary moment I'm proud to have been a part of

[@LoLOwooding]

I'm at the 10 min mark and am realizing that this type of content will be illegal in max 3 years.

[@electric1522]

It’s why Tim is popular .... you can’t get this type of raw, real shit anywhere anymore l. People value honesty and being offended sometimes. It’s why Howard Stern worked so well before he lobotomized himself for the left. Content doesn’t always make you feel good but it’s real.

[@couchman-sw6jy]

I didn’t think much of it except it was funny. Why are people such pussies? 🙄

[@LoLOwooding]

@@couchman-sw6jy excuse me? I thought the same, I was just saying what will hapen at the rate things are going now. get a grip

[@couchman-sw6jy]

@@LoLOwooding I wasn't talking about you, just people in general since your statement was true

[@LoLOwooding]

@@couchman-sw6jy oh ok, I take it back then

[@deanwhitley6365]

Listening to Tim Dillon Show is like listening to a real life version of the talkback radio stations on GTA. Absolute gold

[@makavellithedon2936]

Tim in GTA 6 would be glorious

[@prezmal33yearsago38]

@@makavellithedon2936 petition the shit out of this. Brilliant

[@happyevil5735]

Omg this Comment made me Smile so big!! Tim Dillion Show instead of Lazslo Show! Rockstar Needs to do this in GTA 6

[@tmuthafreakingpain]

If Rockstar can give us Tim Dillon and Alex Jones radio stations in GTA 6 that would be glorious!!!

[@CatnamedMittens]

It's in the same lineage as O&A

[@editthemadparts1913]

My wife was laughing hysterically for the first few minutes because she thought it was gonna be an ad for better help.

[@isuckreallyreallybad]

Lmao!!! This comment killed me!!!

[@Wowwhataswing]

For the record the guy walked into the garage said “Pussy huh?” then shot him.

[@TheBoss0110101001]

What a Chad

[@nachobusiness2663]

Feel bad for the shooter. Waste of life because of some dipshit oxygen thieves

[@krissykatportal]

Gangster

[@GuyOnTwoWheels]

What a legend!

[@GuyOnTwoWheels]

Make a movie about this! Please!

[@mikel4526]

Finally, a feel-good story in Philly. American hero.

[@AmariLynn8]

For sure

[@imemberberry]

It's always sunny.

[@haymaker710]

Life in the big city.

[@rosscampbell1173]

Did you see the video? You can’t unsee it.

[@pbshakegains]

Its philly Those neighbors must've been from.jersey

[@mattbritzius570]

"Pussy, huh?" It's a good line. He had two impressive lines given the circumstance.

[@bigloudandnoisy3601]

He really did. I mean, give this guy a shot at a Dinero or a Pesci role. He’d kill it. No pun intended

[@TheMasterTelevision]

Situationally perfect for being in a full on murderous adrenaline dump.

[@roymarshall_]

@@bigloudandnoisy3601 I've been trying to but for some reason he doesn't respond to my calls

[@CurtisJBergerJr]

Who else could listen to Tim all day? Fking hilarious. Only news source I trust. Also he’s very thin.

[@poptoppup]

Road trip Tim would be great and horrible all at the same time. Laughing and crying at the same time

[@gopats5181]

Tim Dillon isn’t even remotely fat

[@tonyleibold7912]

Gaunt . Trim . Lethal

[@CurtisJBergerJr]

@James Hagan More reliable than any news sources on tv

[@nathankiefer9323]

@James Hagan factually incorrect. news noun plural Information about recent events or happenings, especially as reported by means of newspapers, websites, radio, television, and other forms of media.

[@matthewcasey4795]

It isn't Sunday morning without a husky gay guy screaming at me while I eat my cornflakes. This is my church.

[@sangyedorje]

Amen!

[@DannySullivanMusic]

Fact

[@thepdw]

You gotta get Magic Spoon, bro.

[@TheArmchairPriest]

@@thepdw lol

[@trulyyours1228]

And God is Good

[@jsp7218]

I'm glad Tim stood up to Whitney. The way she talked down to him like "you wanna be famous, you better be on time & impress my friends" & Tim just put on his shades & was like "you're old & irrelevant"

[@centurionl]

"count me out!"

[@atomknight8361]

I saw teo friends poking fun at each other for a couple hours. It was fun, chill out

[@jsp7218]

@@atomknight8361 if you think that was how friends poke fun, you might be autistic. She's been bashing Tim online for months since he smashed her rich friends in his comedy set in her backyard. Him cancelling on her was passive aggressive. You'll never see them work together again

[@makavellithedon2936]

truth is Tim has surpassed Whitney in relevancy and she can't handle it

[@Maximustard]

@@JohnDoe-bi5cc I would also like to know that

[@buddajj]

Tim he actually did say something when he shot the husband. He says “pussy huh?” and then finishes him off with the AR. Thats a crazy follow up to “you shouldve kept your mouth shut”.

[@natalieelizabethpitts6618]

🤦🏻‍♀️

[@stikdude22]

@@natalieelizabethpitts6618 M

[@c0Ld]

​@@natalieelizabethpitts6618 keep your mouth shut

[@EvanWells1]

True. He did say that to the guy.

[@natalieelizabethpitts6618]

@@c0Ld ur the mouthy one

[@melsangling]

I lost it when tim said "he's gonna be a polite kid" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@DannySullivanMusic]

LOL

[@Walnder]

Lmao foreal ...

[@nonofyourbusiness7631]

Ya im glad I was in the shower listening to that cause i def felt dirty for laughing my ass off to that one

[@liamwagner9160]

Tim is a national treasure that must be protected

[@lianlight8447]

bullies are used to just being able to abuse people, then they run into a person who loves confrontation and is good at violence, that shit never ends well

[@forlornhope1116]

It always ends with their p*ssy ass calling the cops and wanting to press charges. Every. Single. Time. Even the "hardest" are quick to dial 911. Always. Or if you end up killing them like this story, then the prison sentence turns into life. So I'm all for clowns wanting to defund the police. Hell, abolish the police. No one to call or put you in a cage.

[@theremingtonjames]

Tim keeps the video away while undergoing his transition to Health Secretary Rachel Levine

[@juenmmonterrey7767]

cia jesuit agents do work for their money..

[@760Glass]

How is Remington first on every singe video? This dude is on it!

[@ShatterNWO]

Then he accuses Biden of assault, is granted the presidency and announces that he is world emperor and your transphobic if you don't submit. Ridge and Magic Spoon moon and the bitcoin ppl are mowing our lawns.

[@kidsister316]

@Remington James :D

[@earth355]

Your videos are great man

[@gornogrind6560]

Lesson: never underestimate the consequences of cursing someone out.

[@stephenfox8337]

And continuing to mess with their property...

[@jacquelinekemp4897]

@@stephenfox8337 maybe the most unsympathetic victims ever. I feel bad for the kids, and being an asshole isn't a capital crime, BUT you really shouldn't badger people like that. They obviously have been at this dude's throat for a while.

[@realbeefcastle]

Also maybe stop antagonizing someone if they brandish a firearm...we lost a couple of real geniuses.

[@dereksmith6713]

@@realbeefcastle if 2020 has taught me anything it’s that guns, knives and even cars are deadly weapons.

[@TheBUGZNTA]

Drop your ego at the door. This isnt the first person nor will it be the last. You truly never know who you are fucking with. Learn to walk away and be the bigger person or else this kind of thing is inevitable when you act like these people.

[@Stranger_In_The_Alps]

This is why I’m always nice to my neighbors and give them gifts. When they have a breakdown they might spare my life

[@meganklobchar7014]

So happy for this I have been refreshing it all night. That's embarrassing. I really have no life. Loved you on whitney Tim. I love how you didn't take her shit you gave it back to her 10 times HARDER. No one ever puts her in her place..so Good for you!

[@newname8988]

Awwww 🤗

[@mansamusamusictinatbonat2670]

Bars

[@badabing2302]

Piiiieeeeeeccceee

[@goomaboi]

@@badabing2302 deeeeespeeeeraaate

[@zacharyeversole]

That “but” was the hardest I’ve laughed in a bit 😂

[@RamiroEloy1997]

A lot of people think they’re the hero in the movie that can’t die.

[@STREY34]

-Chris D'elia

[@CurtisJBergerJr]

This doesn’t exactly apply to this scenario here but something my Dad taught me as a kid was to not mess with people that have nothing to lose in life. You may be tough but people with nothing to lose will do crazy shit like shoot you over something so small because they don’t have any goals or things they love in life or they aren’t in the right state of mind. (These people were instigating it though so a bit different) Just walk away and go to the gym 💪

[@maxmeeks9910]

Stay out of Cleveland. I had to de-escalate several nothing-left-to-lose people for the crime of cracking a joke (not aimed at them) at their watering holes. This is why elites attempting to eliminate the middle class are insane. The middle class are the dam separating the wealthy from hoardes of nothing left to lose.

[@mustavogaia2655]

In fact it does. Mess with someone peace and the person might have nothing else to lose.

[@doom7872]

Well, he was a decorated navy veteran that lived alone, he came out and asked them to stop and then they were the ones who got aggressive, I get the feeling like they'd been fucking with him for a long time, months if not years and the guy had finally had enough.

[@3DegreesNorth638]

This is why I never talk to homeless people. Most of them where I’m at are crazy and drug addicted with a string of criminal records. They have nothing to lose. You reap what you sow. If you can’t handle the consequences of your actions and words. Don’t do it, and don’t say it.

[@earl-larsen]

except it was the other way around. dude was a navy vet tired of their shit and let them have it. maybe karen and her husband shoulda learned to shut their fucking mouths and not call dude a pussy and say theyre gonna make his life a living hell. actions have consequences and karen and her husband learned the hard way. RIP to the navy hero

[@jaygahlawat]

Okay. 10 minutes in and this episode is definitely getting pulled down. Glad I got in before it's gone.

[@spiritualdemon]

Another fellow Indian here

[@goomaboi]

@@spiritualdemon Canadian here. I just wake up at 4-5 A.M.

[@SHACOBES123]

'merican here. Having coffee at 830. Life in the big city

[@dasooperb1371]

american here. where's the whole video?

[@briano9397]

12 mins in and I can't do it anymore. Love Tim but this one's too far for me

[@bobbyo5358]

I haven’t laughed this hard at a podcast ever. His take on the shooting was so dark and spot on! Tim, you are a national treasure! I speak your name!

[@dereksmith6713]

Say his name

[@godemperorpepe]

_His name was Robert Paulson_

[@dereksmith6713]

@@godemperorpepe Incorrect; his name is Tim Dillon.

[@Derek_Keenan]

that double murder suicide story had me crying, and then the MASF ad read made me pee a little

[@MichaelOberhardt]

Same. I was riding my pushbike home from work, and I was cracking up laughing at his delivery. It was starting to get dangerous! I nearly had to stop

[@JohnLandTaylor]

NOTHING beats waking up on Sunday morning and hearing Tim talk about a double homicide. Glad the story did have a moral though.

[@tarico4436]

There's a moral? I don't get it. What's the moral to this story?

[@duncecan3047]

@@tarico4436 don't fuck with people and be an asshole because someone can be 30 seconds away from loosing their sanity. But I didn't find the story funny just sad and sickening. Making jokes about it was just fucky too fucky for me

[@tarico4436]

@@duncecan3047 I'm looking for something a little leaner than that. Something short and to the point. Yours, Duncecan, is good, but it's too wordy.

[@duncecan3047]

@@tarico4436 yeah was listening before going to sleep could've probably worded better

[@dialup5583]

Ever read those Terry Brooks novels about demons that whisper in people's ears trying to get them to do evil shit? I always think of that trilogy when I hear these types of things

[@hedcas]

“Never miss a chance...to keep your mouth shut.” ― Robert Newton Peck

[@brianramirez8255]

This show has ZERO fear of being cancelled therefore you CANT ever cancel it.

[@ericvega3597]

He has fear. Plenty of things he won't say and you can tell

[@IJamesCordenLoveMyWife]

He tiptoed around saying what he wanted to say, if he gave no F’s he’d just say it without the pussy ass qualifiers

[@ericvega3597]

@@IJamesCordenLoveMyWife this is really disturbing and tragic. I don't condone this. Did I mention it was disturbing?

[@mikeflix1598]

That's the way freedom of speech is supposed to be. The video sounds really sad, but Tim should be aloud to discuss it.

[@daltondecaprio9590]

Aged like milk

[@josiahclarke3535]

Tim's Philly take is so hot because he imagined the Joshua Tree ladies while watching.

[@leohmusic8676]

When he said sometimes you wanna shoot someone in the face i was really expecting him to bring them up

[@courtneyg678]

😂

[@FirstNameLastName-kt3zn]

FACTS

[@moses0686]

It wasn't even close to philly.

[@tarico4436]

Or his Aunt.

[@genzcurmudgeon8037]

Nothing turns me on like Tim Dillon quoting Thomas Sowell.

[@xvavhofo3126]

@The Chemical Shed fuckin legend

[@matthewp5472]

Legendary

[@andrewschuschu3499]

“Falling Down” with Michael Douglass was not a grotesque movie... it was a 30 years too soon cautionary tale. We all need to realize how much people are revved up right now- always calm down any situation you walk into weather you want to or not. This year- everyone is Michael Douglass. We’re all Falling Down.

[@godsfavoriteblister852]

You can fall, I'm Standing Up. 😎

[@jsp7218]

Hold the line, brother

[@andrewschuschu3499]

@@godsfavoriteblister852 lol sure that’s definitely true, by “we’re all” I should have said “more people then normal.” I also think everyone needs to wake up, put their pants on, and adapt as well

[@Bongsnake69420]

Think about it. -army surplus guy

[@fruitypeebils]

i dont think thats a fair comparison because his character in falling down still had a moral compass. he's not the kind of character that would kill someone for shoveling snow in his driveway

[@DrDANKize]

When the guy was approaching with a gun the woman was yelling “GO AHEAD! GO AHEAD!” While her husband was saying “put the gun away” did she deserve it? Yes or yes?

[@krissykatportal]

What garbage people

[@MrJimmy1717]

Yes

[@SquashGuy02134]

Poor fool, probably didn't have many people say no to her in her life, to be that belligerent to someone holding a gun...Jesus christ what kind of upbringing produces...that.

[@samus598]

I love the husband going "pussy pussy pussy... hey put the gun down..." then as our man starts shooting the husband leaves his wife in the street with an active shooter while he runs away shrieking like a girl. "Pussy, huh?" Has a different meaning after that. As soon as the shit goes down he leaves his wife to die and runs away screaming.

[@gingin1050]

I wanna know what psych meds the duo were on..annoying aggressive and stupid.

[@dylanmcgowan3932]

Not my bag to joke about this shit but this is like watching KZbin 10 years ago , how refreshing to hear free speech at work once again 🤣

[@AlexanderRobins0080]

"Nobody puts baby in a corner" hardest I've laughed in the last 6 months. Thank you Tim.

[@tomhaug3670]

Don’t bring a Karen to a gun fight.

[@chillyourself5208]

Karens call police for no reason, remember?

[@FazeParticles]

@@chillyourself5208 they do. Defund the police. 🙌🏽

[@nonofyourbusiness7631]

Not a Karen. This whole Karen joke is overrated and overdone

[@amir.420]

@@nonofyourbusiness7631 its not it was so so so so true and funny and you're proly karen af

[@BanditoBurrito]

@@FazeParticles So defund them and suffer the consequences or give them better training? You cannot train them to deescalate without pay.

[@dakotadad8835]

I think I speak for most people when I say stop with the “last time I was this early” comments, nobody cares how quickly you viewed a video after its upload

[@sixthfloor3043]

Agreed! Annoying & pointless.

[@nonofyourbusiness7631]

Yeah the generic youtube comments suck ass.

[@LuckyLuch1]

But last time I was this....bang! You shoulda kept your mouth shut

[@socialising6037]

Bro even worse on uk drill music videos. Trust

[@savannahthomas]

I care. I scour the internet to find those comments in particular. It gets me high. It makes me feel alive. It teaches me the meaning of existence on this insignificant, spinning spec.

[@Janckeriswatchingyou]

"This is what you wanted." Perfect last words for the husband.

[@fruitypeebils]

i think it would be even better if he just said "wastin away again in margaritaville" just to make the husband's last moments on earth horribly confusing

[@Janckeriswatchingyou]

@@fruitypeebils LOL!

[@Rallzes]

He said "Pussy, eh?"

[@rockcandy2130]

The moment a karen pushes the wrong person to hard lmao

[@chillyourself5208]

Karen is someone who calls the cops for no reason.

[@samus598]

Nope. A Karen is someone who shovels snow onto your yard and then calls you a scumbag for complaining about it in this instance. Definitely Karen material. Plenty of Karens call the manager or their husband rather than the police. The husband was calling for someone to call the cops regardless, for no reason! Justice was served and Karen wants to call the cops

[@chillyourself5208]

@@samus598 Funny i heard both parties saying scumbag..., Good luck in your next argument shoot out

[@nagsterthegangster]

@@chillyourself5208 Bro, he's trying to help you not be wrong. He made a perfectly good explanation for you and you literally pick a single word out of his reply and act like it has a single thing to do with it. Think what you want but you're just gunna keep being wrong about what a Karen's and a tonne of other shit until you decide to actually read instead of look for arguments all the time. Humble tf up man, not everything is personal - he's tryna help your ass.

[@gramforgramarmwrestling6742]

@@nagsterthegangsterhe needs to accept that those two got what they deserved, the world is a better place now.

[@Pimpjuice1994]

Oh here we go! Watch how he uses half the effort that Whitney Cummings would use, and get twice as much respect. *laughs in Honda Civic*

[@DannySullivanMusic]

LOL

[@davidr6563]

I listened to half that episode and trying to get through the rest because I like some of the ads and of course Tim.

[@Pimpjuice1994]

@@davidr6563 I still have to go back and finish it... only out of spite towards Aunt Kathleen as a support pillar for Tim. My mind was blown when she started talking about her “self help” book while trying to portray herself as a victim/woe-is-me and pretending like Hollywood was some poor small town business being threatened by gentrification🤯

[@ryanstoyles7611]

its true though, whitney cummings would have to do TWO EPISODES of masked dancer in order to get half the respect lol

[@misfitlife1866]

I love when he says you can clearly tell who’s just doing it because a manger told them they need to be doing something

[@OurBlackFriend]

As SOON as the guy got his gun out wouldn't you be like "You know what, sir, perhaps we got off on the wrong foot. My apologies."

[@mz1386]

Seriously lmfao. How do u see a man with a gun coming at u and continue taunting him lmfaoo. Haven’t people shown they’d kill for a lot less in this country?

[@DaCake2]

Thought the same exact thing. I said look at these two just standing there as he slowly walks towards them firing off rounds. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@TheMasterTelevision]

The guy actually says "put the gun down, put the gun down" when he comes out. The wife chimes in "GO AHEAD WE GOT YOU ON VIDEO" Go ahead. To the guy firing warning shots. Let him know you got video so hes going to jail anyway. Shouldve kept her mouth shut

[@forlornhope1116]

Because they assumed he was full of sh*t which is typical in this age and wasn't actually going to wound or kill them. I have to give them props they are still telling him off as he is literally firing at them until he aims to hit them. But even more so, she still says "you f*cker" gurgling to him instead of begging for her life. So props to her most of all.

[@corys9023]

“That kid isn’t gonna step out of line” holy shit I’m dedd

[@raisinbigdaddykane9723]

You're not, but his parents certainly are.

[@natalieelizabethpitts6618]

@@raisinbigdaddykane9723 in the video the mom looks like she’s pointing and shooting a hand gun as well.....

[@TheSakufighter]

@Dexter_ST_Jaques even I hated my neighbor I wouldn’t go out of my way to piss someone off and throw shit on their property. Some people just want conflict until they realize they’re playing a dangerous game.

[@TheSakufighter]

@Cinnamon_Wilson indeed. Untrained and naive yet so brave and reckless with their words.

[@fruitypeebils]

i mean the kid is autistic so he probably prefers to step very in line

[@P.Aether]

"You don't need guns to protect yourself against the army, you need guns to protect yourself against your neighbors" - Tim "The Prophet" Dillon

[@badabing2302]

I’d do anything to be able to see Tim’s face while he was talking during the first ten minutes of this pod

[@peelslowlyandsee]

This podcast made Whitney Cummings dye her hair back to its natural hue of pink.

[@DekkarJr]

What color is it now? Sickly blue or sickly green?

[@gandalfthewhite8075]

And her pubes.

[@heidi7151]

@Abc Xyz analcentric 😂

[@GirlFridayOnTuesday]

At first , I was so caught off guard by the bright pink with black roots . I thought for sure it was for some type of Marvel franchise I’m not knowledgeable about but here lately I’m. envious of Whitney’s mermaid hair. It is really pretty lately. Everything just seems so basic in comparison. I love it .

[@gandalfthewhite8075]

@@GirlFridayOnTuesday Whitney is that you?

[@yupno3446]

“Do they dye their hair five times on the way down?” Yeah you finally recognized how insufferable that star was.

[@jimpatrick1989]

She's lost her mind. I loved the shooting star comment.

[@BalotelliFan713]

or are we talking Big Gay Oakerson?

[@imnotsmartbutimdumb]

He’s confirmed not gay, only Lewis Gomez is gay

[@indiablackwell]

"I watched my mom get shot in the grill for running her fat mouth" GOLD

[@Wolfdriggs]

Moves to Texas and starts talking about whataburger within 2 minutes

[@jameswarner8038]

i thought it was called water burger, never sounded nice lol

[@ModeratelyAmused]

Don't blame him. I live in Texas and I hear others hype it all the time. Of all the burger franchises in Texas, it's average at best. So when someone hears the hype, tries it and agrees with Tim and I, the hype people deserve to hear the truth.

[@Matanumi]

@@ModeratelyAmused I feel the same way about in and out-average at best

[@avidlyathena]

He evolves to his settings! :)

[@Brandizzleizzle]

Literally 30 seconds lol

[@ElliottTimpf]

I wonder if they started harassing him seconds after he came to the conclusion he was going to off himself? And since they encouraged it he just decided to really go for it.

[@moneenerd]

They had been antagonizing him for a long time, according to neighbors. All the witnesses state that the couple would constantly start beef with the dude. This was a long time coming. It's sad. But....

[@mightymodo]

Its a lesson for everybody. You dont know where somebody else is at in life. Its really, REALLY, stupid to say things like that to another human. Or did these ppl not have any struggles with darkness?

[@Ge0rge_0rwell]

What? So you're saying that you think he was going to kill himself before they even said anything? Are you slow?

[@justman239]

Are you saying they're all standing in the streets as ghosts and shes still going "you mothafahka!" and he's yelling "you poussy!"?

[@ElliottTimpf]

Hibbs Dibble do you not understand the concept of a joke? Are you slow?

[@lorblauh]

My neighbors are exactly like the murdered couple and this is genuinly how I thought they'd meet their end when they started beefing with the drug dealer across the street. Drug dealer moved out for unrelated reasons and we're selling our house because of them. Lucky for my neighbors I'm not a gun toting maniac with anger issues.

[@matthewwhitehurst2180]

Tim is the living embodiment of the demon on everyone’s left shoulder. #1 influencer in the game!!

[@peachmelba1000]

Tim is my sleep paralysis demon.

[@godsfavoriteblister852]

Holy Broken Shoulders Batman!

[@mattleechee3645]

He could have had the second line say “life in the big city”.

[@theoven7143]

Should’ve shrugged and just said “women “

[@brentbarrus9754]

Instead...it was 'pussy, huh?' True story. 👀

[@theoven7143]

@@brentbarrus9754 America has the best shooters huh lol it’s a real knife fight

[@DennisMoore664]

@@theoven7143 or "you're welcome"

[@Avengerie]

"She should have kept her mouth shut. Yes or yes?"

[@harshman121092]

Tim saying the word “street” is one of my favorite things in life. It keeps me going.

[@dbcoco]

can you just imagine the stupidity of putting your life in the hands of someone’s patience level in the face of willful incitement of anger. you don’t know what the character/disposition/maturity/reaction typology of someone is, so don’t go blindly inciting anger in strangers...

[@fortusvictus8297]

If you can't love your neighbor, at least do not torment them.

[@godsfavoriteblister852]

Lol 😎👍 Your a reasonable person, id be your friend.

[@jallee7488]

This is a very extreme example that people feel like they can say what they’d like without consequences. You have no idea who people are or what they’re dealing with, mind your own business.

[@madebymollo1780]

My guess is both neighbours were as bad as each other and that day he decided to snap, doubt he was an angel

[@jallee7488]

@@madebymollo1780 I agree, you don’t get to this situation without having a few screws loose.

[@jaycourtel4478]

If you ain’t with the business mind your business

[@newturtle3]

​@@madebymollo1780his wife had cancer and died Apparently it was a long lasting feud and he snapped once he lost his wife.

[@hudsontoo1212]

Everyone acting like they’re wolves- having never met one.

[@mmerryweather6950]

Now this is a hot take

[@krikeydial3430]

Spoon Magic Spoon!!

[@turtlemcfardleton8104]

Fallout is inevitable

[@gb12rulez]

This a bad ass line

[@krikeydial3430]

@@eugeniamaurajames1907 The bullies at my school were stupid. It was sad that my skinny ass could roundhouse kick the legs out from underneath them before they could react.

[@frozennostril]

Timmy in fine form here.. The 'somebody stop me' 'Smoking!!' and 'Nobody puts baby in the corner' bit had me belly laughing in my car

[@edward3553]

The first 20 minutes was a Louis CK "Of course, but maybe" bit. And I agree.

[@OurBlackFriend]

Thaaaaats why it felt so familiar lol. It was just missing the "maybe" from "but maybe". I get shades and flashes of Lou from Tim every once in a while.

[@crackthecode1578]

I love how he said "But: three little letters, what a word"

[@jred23pyro]

I found tim on joes show but i stopped watching joes show now lol got me..

[@josiahclarke3535]

Yeah I quit cold turkey when he went exclusive. I fucking hate Spotify

[@triton62674]

Joe doesn't have the energy Tim does

[@josiahclarke3535]

@@triton62674 Because he is a middle-aged HGH monster. Tim has the combined energy of a 30-something, a gay man, a smoker and a conspiracy enthusiast.

[@samus598]

Yeah dude JRE was already going downhill before switching to spotify. It isnt funny and Joe is a really boring fence sitter who is predictable as hell. Tim is actually tolerable to listen to even if you dont agree with the point he is making because he doesnt take himself so seriously, recognizes his fallibility, and is entertaining. Joe seems to think he has all the answers but his takes are childish, his positions incoherent, and he changes his views based on who he is talking to. Plus letting CIA agents on the show to advocate for war and play PR for Epstein's personal bodyguards is a pretty big bummer

[@everss02]

same

[@melvin-eugenepunymire1618]

When she pulls out her phone and goes “you’re on camera you’re on camera”.. ain’t that the way?? They pull a gun, you pull a phone.

[@andrewellicott654]

Watch the video again. She pulled a gun and fired first at the mans feet.

[@Avengerie]

Karen to her dying breath. I can respect that.

[@melvin-eugenepunymire1618]

@@Avengerie literally to her last heart beat. Lets all collaborate and sell “you should have kept your mouth shut!” Shirts and hats

[@troywalkertheprogressivean8433]

she shouldve pulled up her gun app pew pew

[@chillyourself5208]

@@andrewellicott654 No

[@JohnDoe-hr9bt]

Cause of death on coroner's report: Covid.

[@LaszloMag]

I mean, it’s pretty obivious, right? Can’t believe Tim never touched on that

[@Josue166]

HA!!!

[@BaronBacon]

"You talk about a polite kid..." He can be polite in life.. or he can become BATMAN.

[@garciasrecords6332]

💀💀🤣🤣

[@nachobusiness2663]

Batman didn’t have douchey parents

[@patricianpenguin]

@@nachobusiness2663 didn't you watch Joker? They totally were

[@nachobusiness2663]

@@patricianpenguin that’s a recent movie and not the norm. Everything else Batman I’ve seen is his parents are good people. Also we don’t see a Batman in that movie

[@dokidokideathproof]

I think that kid would turn into the flash point batman.

[@Folk_Elyk]

After doing some deep reading on the shooting, the shooter was a very decorated navy veteran. While I know they didn’t deserve to lose their life by any means, life is not all black and white. Moral of the story: be nice to people, you never know when somebody will snap

[@chillyourself5208]

Who was a decorated Navy Vet?

[@energeez]

@@chillyourself5208 probably the shooter, veterans care a little less about pulling the trigger

[@Tacit_Tern]

Justice. As a veteran, i agree with dealing with all terrorists; foreign, and domestic. Bludgeoning is not as polite as the path as that gentleman chose. Shooting is far more civilized, especially when considering such vile savages that are unchristian neighbors.

[@barfyman-dm6zx]

You made me listen to an entire Whitney Cummings podcast earlier in the week. Damn you Sir!

[@joelpiroecansniffagoal]

Cummings could have the second coming of Christ on and I'd still give it a swerve.

[@lightwalker1751]

yeah.. I gave that swerve

[@Shlogger]

can't do it.

[@PretENDOgolf]

@@Shlogger please do. He sticks some jabs at her that are fuckin priceless

[@TrophyGuide101]

@@PretENDOgolf "People hate me because I'm a female comedian" "But why are they wrong?" Savage

[@fumewahfter]

Tim "fans of The Ranch are orbs of flesh" Dillon.

[@henrymacleod2006]

Don't worry folks, video is only down while Tim sheds his skin.

[@BasedGNellz]

this is in the top 10 of funniest fucking things ive ever heard

[@justjosh4035]

This episode and that rant about his aunt

[@Dalwhinnie15]

Yeah, the aunt rant was great and I think I'm gonna hit it again.

[@MH-mi4xg]

The episode 219 the gates of hell (I think it's that one) is the one that really opened my eyes about this style

[@Sh0cKTr4uMa]

I’m glad i’m not the only one that feels this way. I bet you those 2 people have spoken to others that way their entire lives. “Shoulda kept your mouth shut” bang bang Walks to the Guy “Pussy huh?” Bang...bang

[@Emi-yy6uy]

That couple learned an important lesson that day. 1) should’ve kept your mouth shut 2)buy a gun

[@shank6200]

I mean the dude missed the first 6 shots point blank probably shaking with rage and cowardice. Then blew his brains out while presumably crying in his home while the cops pull up because he's afraid of prison. Seems like all 3 mongoloids in this situations were somehow correct, and dead.

[@MacChungus]

@ just be glad that guys life wasn’t valuable enough to himself. The video serves as a nice little PSA to people to stop treating each other like total shit punching bags, cause everyone dies in the end :D

@@MacChungus I would hope there was years of them doing stuff to him or something because Ii you watched the video they really didn't do anything wrong considering he was calling them scum because they shoveled SNOW onto SNOW that was on his lawn...I don't sympathize with him after what I saw I can only imagine they were annoying him for years

[@Mr.Meeseeks024]

@ you clearly live somewhere warm. And it wasn’t over snow CLEARLY. It was talking shit , or did he say you should have steadied your shovel .....

[@justinrogers746]

Never has the word "but" been so funny. Thank you, Tim.

[@ricdond]

last time I was this early Tim was still living at home with the wife and kids

[@meranyleuraq6128]

Weird. Last time I was this early Tim was Rachel Levine.. ?

[@imFluey]

I watched this video a couple of days ago. Been traumatized. Tim Dillon is the only person to make me laugh from it. Incredible man

[@LaszloMag]

In what wierd multiverse did I end up in where Tim hasn’t been completely banned by big tech?

[@Adam-uu5bw]

It will happen soon

[@j-dog7767]

Completely banned by big tech/killed by the cia

[@catchafire3509]

He’s not lying. He’ll never be banned.

[@Sikamikanico]

When the dude finished the guy he said "Im a pussy huh?" Man had two movie lines as finishers haha

[@FlyingArmbar317]

@@josef5600 bitchute

[@rage-quit69]

I tried to find it but I can see it the way Tim describes it I really don't need to see that s***

[@Sikamikanico]

@@rage-quit69 it's crazy lol it was on Twitter for the longest

[@dokidokideathproof]

@@rage-quit69 is it not on live leaks?

[@rage-quit69]

@@dokidokideathproof oh I'm 90% sure it's on LiveLeak I just seen enough of these videos to know what it looks like already and I don't have to darken my soul on this beautiful Sunday morn lol 😂

[@MrDmac423]

“Ssssomebody stop meh” 😭😭

[@sublimelove23]

lmaoo gotta love Ben

[@queefstroganoff2643]

I thought mossad got him, phew.

[@StupiderWithAB]

Hopefully someone might check out my stupid comedy videos. 🤔🤔🤔

[@regularnormal]

@@StupiderWithAB they won't

[@roymakescomics]

@@StupiderWithAB nah but we'll report your stupid bots for unwanted spam 100% of the time

[@qaaa6759]

The husband had some send off words as well. The snapped neighbor walked up to the husband just under the camera and you can hear him say ''Pussy huh ?'' Right before he finished em off. Super sad, not fun, but man I think you nailed the dark comedy to be had here.

[@MLHMODZ]

Not sad at all

[@couchman-sw6jy]

The neighbor said that not the husband. The husband died crying

[@RAIDOVERMOSCOW1]

Just getting around to listening to this episode today. I remember being sent that video of the shootings on WhatsApp and it REALLY shook me...such a waste of life and incredibly visceral and real. Never thought I could find any "humour" in it, but Tim managed to maintain its severity while making me chuckle...well done!!

[@rkzm2484]

I saw the video and I've never felt less bad for victims of a double homicide. If you watch the video these people had a chance to run and hide when the guy came out with the gun. They didn't even flinch when he started shooting, kept cursing him out. It took 7-8 shots for the shooter to hit one of them and fear enter their mind that this guy could kill them.

[@qaaa6759]

On top of that man the chick was still talkin shit on the ground after she got shot by the handgun before he went back inside for the rifle. I think she was callin him a mother fucker and still wavin the attitude. Super shitty situation but damn they really earned it.

[@isaiahplace2761]

@@qaaa6759 they shoulda just keep em mouths shut 😂😂😂

[@jayyb1832]

I know right. Wife just tries to start filming. Also who doesn't run away when someone is 16 ft away with a gun and walking towards them

[@jakeroberson2660]

Easily the best murder suicide rant to ever be.

[@kal2487]

I'm new to this podcast (after hearing Tim on Lex Fridman). This is second belly laugh I've had in 24 hours... after the kitten lawyer video. Talk about fearless comedy. Thanks for the hilarity.

[@newturtle3]

Which podcast is that?

[@sevtosaze]

"The driveway looks great..." BLAM!

[@mt-zf6xp]

That's the one

[@AmariLynn8]

Lol💪

[@timw4432]

Ouft 😂

[@rawdraws8070]

Best podcast on the net right now hands down

[@josiahclarke3535]

History Hyenas is also amazing. The episode with Tim was Grade A. I almost passed myself.

[@rawdraws8070]

@@josiahclarke3535 I love the bay ridge boys bro but they just ended there podcast sadly :(

[@josiahclarke3535]

@@rawdraws8070 Wait what

[@charleshern6958]

That video was the hardest I’ve ever laughed in a long time, but in a sick way watching humanity crumble. Tim’s take it beautiful

[@BasementNero]

Thought the wife was pulling a pistol, and it was just her phone to capture the fight on video. This whole thing was the couple trying to get on Worldstar.

[@fortusvictus8297]

Yet more proof.... phone

[@roymakescomics]

And they succeeded... that's where I saw the footage of their execution.

[@TheMasterTelevision]

@@roymakescomics "pussy, eh??" "WORLDSTAAAAA-" BLAMO

[@Kyle-xt8ip]

There's no such thing as too soon in Tim's world.

[@matthewburns3251]

Physically unable to not laugh when TD goes high pitched

[@modern.performer]

Dude pointed a gun at them and she kept insulting him straight to his face. I mean.....not very clever

[@MrZombiekiller23]

Murder is murder, that's why it's illegal. And it's why the shooter killed himself after, because he knew he had massively overreacted and used his toys built for murder to do exactly thay

[@clbaird40]

To me it looked like she had pulled something with her right hand and pointed toward him. Idk.

[@modern.performer]

@@MrZombiekiller23 hell my guy I agree but that wasn't the point. The point is know when it's time to close your mug and run to safety 🤷🏻‍♂️ She pushed it even further: she kept insulting him ("you fucker") while being hurt lying on the ground...I mean wtf??? Just play dead and wait for someone to call an ambulance. Who's THAT dumb that they got zero survival instinct?

[@coyner585]

Hey man, they died like the gangsters they were pretending to be. Life lesson, maybe the rest of the morons out the out there will learn the lesson these to scummers had to die to learn. But sadly they won't.

[@Matanumi]

@@modern.performer we've come so far that people think they are invincible and are pieces of shit AS THEY ARE DYING or losing. Got what they deserved. Fuck em. They are bullies and they should've kept their mouths shut

[@DennisMoore664]

Uncle Timmy tells the best bedtime stories.

[@stickhurler11]

Yes Tim, she should have kept her mouth shut. Lets all keep that in mind.

[@c0le.m321]

historic commentary on an eerie incident/video

[@iamanapeman6806]

To husband: “Women: can’t live with them, can’t live without them.”

[@lvx_rose]

To wife: "Men: they sure love their guns, don't they?"

[@earl-larsen]

@@lvx_rose Well, clearly her husband didn't.

[@jasondraughon8825]

As a native Texan I can only hope that everyone else flooding into our state are all Tims and Bens.

[@k1xnt]

well, Ben's a native. Tim just knows how to pick them

[@jasondraughon8825]

@@k1xnt ah yes, that’s right

[@lynnjenny77]

Only Tim could make me laugh about that Pennsylvania murder video.

[@lucianboar3489]

only Tim would say the guy was a fan of the show or at least watched it, without any proof :)) Others would run from it as fast as they can.

[@Beersandsmokes]

Where’s the video?

[@Beersandsmokes]

Only found this nypost.com/2021/02/04/video-shows-snow-shoveling-fight-that-escalated-to-murder-suicide/ They bleeped the fuck fuck fucking, and skipped the murder part

[@MrEvilManDan1]

I found it in the comments, earlier. It's on Bitchute

[@PeterGibbonns]

I mean...how many women have caused perfectly good men to engage in a good ole fashioned duel? The answer is so god damn many.

[@PINGTR1P]

Welcome to Texas dudes! Yes whataburger is very very over rated...

[@fabianvera273]

Mr. Pingtr1p! Time for this podcast to receive your video treatment, yes or yes?

[@B-RaDD]

Been in San Antonio for 15yrs.... Maybe had Whataburger 15 times

[@erandyg1311]

Tim saying “have you never left your hometown” is right on the money. Lol it’s for what it is but not that good anymore

[@kylerodney3582]

nahh man gotta get that bbq chicken strip sandwich

[@IntelligentDiscussion]

No longer owned by Texans... also true, the main burger is okay but its all the other menu stuff thats amazing, especially the white gravy with chicken fingers

[@thebarf9235]

"She should've kept her mouth shut." This coming from Tim Dillon. lol.

[@allstartuition267]

It's different but I cba to explain why. Someone else will.

[@carpathianhermit7228]

Ben releases his repressed homicidal rage by watching snuff movies and getting pegged taking Fat rips off his vape hookah