Post-Thanksgiving Extravaganza | The Tim Dillon Show

[@Dild0Fagg1ns]

The best episodes are when tim is personally wronged😂

[@tango12341234]

Bro 😂 great name

[@Buster-e6q]

or prank calls, or fake business such as his Jewelry line

[@mobucks555]

laughs per minute GOTCHA GOTCHA!

[@blindthrall]

​@@Buster-e6q The Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon will be shipped when the dwarves are done with them sir.

[@justinhutchings3290]

I'm glad you are calling out these boomers and their disgusting food they serve to their families.

[@ibaneztubescreamer]

"We have to prepare for the new regime" is the best line to use when walking out of Thanksgiving.

[@Matthew36959]

This Thanksgiving rant will go down as one of Tim's classics.

[@DFMMei]

Was thinking the exact same thing. Tim shot 60 for 60 today

[@ldobbs2384]

You guys know why right? The emotion. He REALLY felt what happened on Thanksgiving and it came through in his work. I don't just mean that segment I mean the whole episode is classic. No one can be this emotional 52 weeks a year so that's why every ep can't be this funny or else he'd really k himself for real. This is what a true artist is.

[@timothydouglas7375]

Yea complaining about people being mean to your regarded antivax friends is totally a based rant.

[@Kosovar_Chicken]

The beginning scared me lol

[@fuct1.333]

I seriously can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@mdgh367]

Listening to Tim rant is so cathartic. I feel like a psychological weight is lifted off me. Thank you Tim for making me feel not alone.

[@RCGshakenbake]

This is one I will have to listen to right when it's over. The beginning was sooo good.

[@JodyWinstone]

don't be alone just be sexy

[@AndrewDasilvaPLT]

goin' to confession helps too

[@StephenMcDowall]

“I’m sitting here with the dogs named after slaves” lol I’m crying here with laughter. Thank you Tim.

[@cindyo6298]

Freddy ran away

[@Courier_Seven]

​@@cindyo6298 I dont blame him.

[@jimmyhoward653]

"Alright anyway lets talk about tariffs" So fucking funny 🤣

[@TruthNationUncensored]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@curtisnucmed]

“Frederick Douglas, get back in Your cage!!!!!”

[@RCGshakenbake]

Lmao Lefters are so oblivious. "Fredrick Douglass escaped again. We're going to have to keep him tied up from now on."

[@Jack6on]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@deriangueldner23]

Bruhhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fucking insanity

[@ricksanchez3204]

Crate.. I said CRATE FREDERICK.. NOW!!

[@willdrewing4049]

Freddy wouldn't stop running away so we had to neuter him 😬

[@ramonmendoza566]

Tim Dillon is the funniest person on the Internet

[@TheDotteKCK]

"She'd Frederick Douglas over the stove...." 🤣😂😭

[@deriangueldner23]

Best line of the episode that shit had me crying

[@KingdomMbuso]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died 😂

[@yakobmorley]

@@KingdomMbusosame

[@rodriguezfrench]

He’s THE BEST

[@hamfam_16]

As a woman with both a bachelor and a master degree, this was the best post Thanksgiving special (my opinion matters).

[@RLybarger1986]

Yea but you didn't say you were POC so status denied.

[@TraditionallyTexan]

@@RLybarger1986 I'm gonna start asking what the degrees are in. If you have a master's in women's lib, or gèndér studies, or like.. French? You have no credibility anymore

[@terpybuds6372]

We don't ask women for their opinions (unwarranted)

[@ernestrobertboetz6358]

Tim, i'm not gay but I'm a nice guy and a quick learner. Please take me to Tuscany with you.

[@slimekuniva6348]

🤣

[@MCUnknownGotBars]

Yeah Tim! Take this guy to Tuscany with you

[@sarahb2004]

Quick learner sold it

[@mikeblxde4735]

Better learn how to pack poop and shuck shaft real quick

[@Slutparm]

I vouch for this guy

[@anthonyrotola9905]

"Get your blade and do what you will." ~ Timothy J. Dillon The wisest words ever spoken by man.

[@greyforge27]

"It's not always going to be 'love and light and peace on Earth...' Sometimes it's going to be 'get your blade, and do what you will.'" Tim is indispensable

[@DavidHillsberry]

Future generations will study these videos at universities.

[@habs249]

'Hot Food. No Satanism.' would make a great tee

[@JasonWilliams-nq5sy]

Great restaurant slogan.

[@BasedRanger]

​@@JasonWilliams-nq5sy Man, I miss Sizzler.

[@Apollo0nline]

Im a 29yo black guy from Greensboro NC & i relate to 90% of what this man says . He’s a Godsend

[@blb]

What's the 10%

[@Apollo0nline]

the gay part

[@prettyprrrrettaygood]

Dinner with grandma: it's a real knife fight

[@ldobbs2384]

Oooohh best use of knife fight in years why didn't I think of it?!

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

Life in the big city😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dave.of.the.forrest]

and of course in Memphis

[@Lopfff]

@@ashleybanks-wm4cgYou beat me to it

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

Those grandkids were pitching her fake business ideas trying to get her money , and she wasn't wishing them well anymore 😊

[@athena_ali]

I’m from Singapore, with both a Bachelor’s and Master’s degree, and I listen to you all the time.

[@tysmith2366]

Tim for press secretary

[@seanharrison6719]

It would be the biggest wasted opportunity in terms of cabinet picks if he doesn’t!

[@ashpeezle]

This world could never be so perfect

[@christophereduardo9903]

for president, fuck just press secretary

[@Eirikkinserdal]

He is too honest 😂

[@raghavsharma8642]

It would truly be life in the big city

[@86misstish]

Tim's continued war against the boomers is why I tune in every week. Thank you for doing God's work Tim!

[@nvmm166]

I’m getting a sign that says “Don’t disrespect RFK in my home”

[@SarahPerine]

Great idea! We should add the line: He’s my friend!

[@ventarfield7115]

"Heroin, it worked for me"

[@Casiotron74]

Do a t shirt

[@MMARivalOfficial]

16:40

[@particlejones]

"im not going to get too into the details" proceeds to go nuts hahahaha

[@gingram815]

I just recommended the podcast to my father over Thanksgiving telling him how funny and intelligent Tim's commentary is. Then Tim opens up today's podcast with a bit about families having sex with each other. Oh well. 😂

[@PinkelefantZ3]

That’s what you get with Tim! My husband doesn’t like him and I swear it took me over a year to be able to listen and laugh at the uncomfortable stuff. But i can honestly say I am less affected by the media and this political shit now that he’s part of my weekly entertainment. 💕

[@4liberty4freedom]

To be fair he did speak against it so we know where he stands on the issue

[@PinkelefantZ3]

@@4liberty4freedom 😂😂😂

[@ThrowsRox]

Yeah I sent this to my brother. We’ll see what happens.

[@warhellride]

LMAO I also introduced Tim to my parents this Thanksgiving. I started with the election analysis episode and we watched the new episode together today and they're big fans now. They wish him well!

[@JasonWilliams-nq5sy]

I have a college degree (wildlife biology). Graduated with honors. I listen to this show more than any other podcast besides probably JRE. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

[@orangemotherprincess]

I have a Master's in Library Science

[@oliver0656]

Masters Clinical Social Work. Love Tim. Very validating.

[@Wodenson5150]

Astrophysics dropout. Nice talkin to ya.

[@MelissaAnn420]

“Get in your Bentley and leave” 😂

[@justkidding8304]

😉

[@aceprater5397]

I drive a '96 honda to keep the miles off the Bently. I wouldn't drive my Bently to your dinner with those guests. Its' a classic and I don't trust their driving skills if they are appear that dumb and entitled.

[@Josh-du4wt]

He was the first black man in the White House, fucking killed me😂😂😂😂😂

[@richardphilpott1225]

troof

[@SuperSpectrom]

He was invited to it

[@FirstLas]

Tim it was true for me 20 years ago, I got tortured by my family for decades. I learned how to bake well to help deal with it and left the gas oven running all the time. This Thanksgiving, I left it running ajar for quite some time and left some cigars for the family. I wish them well.

[@SarahPerine]

Well that’s definitely another way to go 🤔

[@merrickfernandez4734]

My dad would love to speak to you

[@TheSaltySunflower]

You're doing the Lords work

[@FirstLas]

Thanks, you get a patience from it that helps with handing out "the return" ​@@TheSaltySunflower

[@FirstLas]

​@@merrickfernandez4734 I hope your dad is in a better place

[@florgon333]

I hope Tim is able to go home for Christmas this year and reconnect with family

[@maireni]

In ER right now, this will help with the wait.

[@saintlysilas]

hope things go well for you bro. faith!

[@sethbecker7162]

That’s life in the big city for you.

[@bigben42]

Used something with a flared base next time

[@Toro23455]

We wish you well.

[@nerminsnowhuseinbasic9340]

We wish you well.

[@randomnombre2386]

So many hitters in this episode. DIllon unfilterd is brilliant

[@burgesj7]

I generally ignore ANY ad presented by youtubers. That said, the fact these companies are willing to pay Timmy all while knowing the chaos that comes out of his mouth, well that my friend, makes me consider checking them out. Note to advertisers. BE brave, it just might pay off

[@aceprater5397]

IKR I can't believe he gets away with his ad reads. he was the first one that I saw doing the sarcasm years ago during the reads.

[@shawng922]

I love listening to his ad read compilations. Especially the old sheath underwear ones 😂 ruthless

[@burgesj7]

@shawng922 there's no doubt It's legendary lol

[@Spybarcocktail]

“My father is talking to his slave dog who he’s chasing around the yard” Hahaha 😂 I’m dying laughing 🤣 Tim you rock man!!!!

[@clearthought9736]

Honestly, I don’t need to get mad at these things anymore since I have Tim to do it for me. Thank you.

[@caties.5009]

(22:03) I’m a lesbian, typically a blue voter, a grad student interning at a pro-Palestinian nonprofit, and I tune in EVERY week and have seen every episode multiple times. Your audience is more diverse than your family might think.

[@PigPissBeUponThem]

You can guess what I think. But I wish you well.

[@herson306]

We wish her well

[@Chuck____]

We don't care Libtardo

[@MatthiasBowie]

Put her on the list

[@aceprater5397]

I care more about how informed people are on the candidates of their choice than the actual choice itself. Thanks for tuning in everyweek with other open minded smart asses.

[@LacieOwens]

“Hot food, no satanism. Please, thanks.”

[@moonchild9315]

“I used to believe to be a good person you have to tolerate who people are because you know them” PREACH brother

[@Afraidofbutts]

I love Tim’s family drama episodes 😂😂😂 absolutely the best

[@rorimckinnon2875]

Fuck yeah. Flaming his aunt was one of the greats

[@austenr4126]

i think he had thanksgiving with his wacky family members instead of rfk just to be able to record a episode like this. at this point it cannot not be for the drama, he has so many better options.

[@sulhamathletics]

Checking in to add to Tim's study on demographics. The wifey and I both are "doctors," and listen to this pod every Sunday while we get ready for church. Fatty boom batty gang 4life.

[@JessicaC.]

I'm at my OBGYN appointment in the waiting room. This will help with the waiting for my vagina doctor.

[@Susancelek-be3hb]

Saturday OBGYN appointment?! Double check that license

[@tidepride86]

Oof madon'

[@jonathanandrew2909]

Okay, I guess?

[@nicholeNTCjackson]

@@Susancelek-be3hband I oop 😅😳💀😭 we wish her well

[@RoosterOvenMittz6969]

Make sure to name your snatch after former slaves😂

[@Stranger_In_The_Alps]

Just relaxed in front of the fireplace with my cat Anne Frank

[@terryscanlon3892]

Glad you found her.

[@juanestevas6488]

Love hearing about a family as dysfunctional as mine, god bless Tim.

[@bruhice6058]

Thanks for defending me against your family’s hate

[@rental226]

As a fellow Fatty Boombatty (TM) the most rage inducing part of this episode is learning that the museum of ice cream doesn’t serve you actual ice cream. Why else would you even go??

[@Pubslife]

I’m shocked! What IS the point then of an ice cream museum?!

[@zacharyneely]

Loved that you added the trade mark TM after fatty boombatty

[@Dutch_Rudder]

@@Pubslife Just go moo around and get exercise. They’re all bound to be extremely cranky and wanting to sue.

[@E______]

It does serve ice cream

[@Pubslife]

@@E______ phew!

[@jaysencorbett4974]

I have a college degree and my wife has her masters. We love Tim. Listen weekly and voted for trump. Dems need to stop confusing education with intelligence.

[@sthubbins4038]

Clearly, you didn’t. ;)

[@OZDurden]

I received a certificate for participating. 🤨

[@stiop52]

Tim preparing himself for detention in a RFK run CIA Black Site run by Weight-Watchers, over his comments about Tulsi is life.

[@nosoup4u4593]

Dad passed 2 months ago. He’s buried right near Jericho Cider Mill. I’m honored Tim. Hot food no demons Happy TG ❤

[@Ali.89]

Tim gettin spicy!!!😂 I love it lol. You should have just went to RFK's house for thanksgiving. While you're eating cold food , Robert is deep-frying a hot turkey😂

[@ashleyremix7799]

This is the rant we all needed, thanks Timmy!

[@nathandeantalamantez1836]

I wasted my time and money on a Master's level education, and I'm right here with you

[@moldyzucchinis3251]

same here. I learned more in the last 2 years on youtube and fixing my house than I did in years of so called higher education

[@RoosterOvenMittz6969]

Its a real knife fight out there on Thanksgiving!

[@ldobbs2384]

There's just no question about it: Tim's better episodes are when he's emotionally charged for whatever reason: the residual effects of his Thanksgiving show through hard, and it makes him extra hilarious: the more passion behind what he says the funnier he says it. Yes? Yes?

[@genobrn8743]

26 minute opening rant about Tim’s UNThanksgiving dinner, a racist dog and departing in his Bentley…fucking hysterical.

[@zainvohra4429]

Slop is served ladies n gentlemen

[@imelliam]

Excuse you this is a home cooked meal with love

[@rexvectum]

​@@imelliamreheated in the oven at least

[@InternetStranger476]

​@@imelliamlife in the big city

[@woodsjm1986]

This killed me

[@brianmccloskey2842]

@@woodsjm1986same 😂😂 slop is a funny word to describe food.

[@valkam9325]

12:37 “I love trailer parks”

[@beatup1000]

Ripped and ready for the show, let’s go!

[@CBTortuga]

Can't wait to hear what Tim says about Hunters pardon

[@ktjachimowicz]

why does the sprinkle pool have a diving board lmfaoooo im dying laughing

[@RIP-RichPiana]

Not being hyperbolic, this podcast is one of Tim’s finest moments

[@MrSuperGould]

The sprinkle pool cannonball had me dying

[@Kyle-xt8ip]

My boomer dad quit smoking inside at one point for his cats. He never once considered not smoking inside for my sister and I. 😂

[@tbwright7304]

I must prepare for the regime. Outstanding

[@nicholeNTCjackson]

37:37 brooo I literally was like the cannon ball 😂😭💀💀💀💀 did you see how she landed 😭😂😂😂

[@rafaelrondon8567]

Driving to Federal Prison to visit my father serving 150 years for bank robbery. At least I can get in a few laughs in on the way.

[@rumrnr78]

You can't lay that on us without some more details- we're fucking family...

[@stephkovacs3882]

The sprinkle pool!! LMFAO😂😂😂😂😂

[@styxrakash4639]

I’m eating lucky charms in bed after having had blocked my entire family

[@KansasColoradoFarmer]

Beta 😂😂😂

[@Johnny-wu4iw]

His family is probably the liberal cucks lol

[@ConSpicMom]

Sounds peaceful

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

Free Palestine! (That helped rid me of a few this year🤗) ✌️💚🍉

[@JBsRoofingGoodbyedems-f8k]

All so sensitive and petty now. Obviously your feelings for your friends and family are about as deep as a kiddie pool.

[@JoeGrizzlyLS7]

I have two bachelors and two masters… Tim makes more sense and provides more logic than 95% of the professors I had

[@brainiac1595]

Doing tricks on it

[@DavidDougherty99]

The first good rant in a while. Thank you Tim.

[@hadeelmasoudi3308]

I love this guy. He says the truth no matter how unpopular or controversial.

[@Joe-q2h]

Long live the king

[@1237barca]

Tim is the dictator we need but dont deserve

[@monicab7646]

This is one of your best. Your best rants come from a deep hatred towards your family. Love it.

[@crisisactor420]

"KEEP LYING-The public doesn't deserve honesty" might be the best sentence I've heard all year

[@NotDr.Evil137]

18:52 HE'S ON FIRE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!

[@HonestTherapist]

LFG!!!! No one does it like Tim!!

[@hoodiemelo1565]

When he said trannies I felt that

[@GravityJWST]

11:57 😂😂 It just keeps coming, the wit, the third eye for comedic excellence it just oozes out of him... The knowledge the wisdom the poise...😊 What a great time to be alive, you'll never know the value of a moment until they becomes a memory 💯🤟🧬

[@vinsderiz]

Thanks for your hardwork, keep it up Tim, you're saving lives out here. Bless you beautiful boy.

[@seth1184]

That's a beautiful deciduous forest behind Tim.

[@Amanda5by5]

Someone has a college degree. Or elementary school. Tomato, tomahto.

[@BasedRanger]

As someone who pointed this out to children for a living.. I'm proud of you.

[@governmentpsy0p]

Staying with family for the holidays and thought I’d put this on to show them how funny you are. Now they think I’m trying to groom them into an orgy. Thanks Tim.

[@anthonywalsh3341]

That warming up shit or buying food from a resturant to present it as COOKED makes me so pissed .. my family did that and thought I was crazy when I called them out!! Thank you @timdillon #strongisland

[@Scottius888]

I truly enjoy playing these episodes around family especially on the holidays. Everyone asks if he's serious it's great

[@MrDaveWebster]

If the dog is loud, opinionated and named Frederick Doglass, I can respect that.

[@Bob-ir4lr]

And walks absurdly slow

[@raynyamete5066]

"Fredrick Douglas over the stove" is wild! 😂😂😂

[@tytyterrell]

Thank God. This is the only way I can see my gay father.

[@BrendanONeill-u3w]

“Who listens to your podcast?” “They pay for the house you are sitting in”. What a line

[@dasjack2527]

Let’s talk about Tariffs

[@KansasColoradoFarmer]

Clearly you don't understand how society works or contributes to it cause ur a beta

[@Gwreck562]

He said most people would rather die the agree with you, LMAO. That's the truest and funniest shit I've heard in awhile.

[@sableyez]

Sounds like thanksgiving was a real knife fight this year

[@justkidding8304]

It was. I had to bleed for my native ancestors this year. We're even now

[@michaelpoirier6227]

​@@justkidding8304Tim's tribal name is Sitting Pretty

[@MoreDarryl]

I would’ve loved to be a fly on the wall in that Bentley hearing Tim go off on his family as he was driving away 😂

[@Sillydilly321]

I was giving CPR when I i got the notification that this episode was out- I stopped immediately, and started listening. We wish the patient's family well. Many of them don't understand the importance of this episode, even though I tried to explain it to them.

[@lanaiba]

Tim: I'm not gonna go into a whole thing I'm just gonna give you the cliff notes. His rants are not planned or scripted, it's just his authentic way of telling stories and he is so good at it. Also, what if the sprinkler pool guy used Morgan and Morgan to sue the museum, just like you recommended in the past?

[@ghostring3624]

College is a test of compliance.

[@jayare6975]

This is a stretch

[@Stockpickervalueoriented]

I’ve never complied during my college experience and I’m about to graduate. Lol boomer

[@kjlkjjjk]

It’s more complicated that 😂 but yes maybe in the most lament terms that’s applicable

[@kjlkjjjk]

@@Stockpickervalueoriented🤦‍♂️ u spent that entire time in college and you don’t even understand the meaning of compliance, if you never complied you wouldn’t have passed, compliance could be a simple as finishing something on time, which not only applies to school but work. You should’ve just skipped college bruh

[@stonygato236]

Is that why I dropped out and did pills?

[@pranavsai5761]

"We have to go to prepare for the new regime" is an unreal table excuse line

[@ryanmorse1165]

Damn right. Don't disrespect me with processed food when you say you're cooking.

[@WhiteKnuckleAddiction]

Was so excited to see new ep drop, I started watching w my kid in the car and 5 seconds in “people are fucking now on thanksgiving” 😂 *EARMUFFS*

[@babygerald4645]

I'm only ten minutes in and am loving Tim more than ever. So sorry that his Thanksgiving dinner started off so poorly. Those guests were crass. Thanks for sharing your pain so we can all relate on one level or another and hopefully learn and grow. If only the grandma chose the 'walk out, go to diner' option like Tim instead of 'grab knife, get stabby' option when the verbal disputes escalated.

[@zachzabel148]

"Hot food--no Satanism--please." Rofl.

[@MikeJones-iz1qq]

Tim is the greatest talent since Leonardo DaVinci.

[@syr72]

Good lord man that intro😂

[@GuakDian]

"Frederick Douglas over the stove" made me choke on a piece of Kwik Trip chicken

[@steinerdagawd2851]

Kwik trip, the GOAT convenience store. If you know you know...

[@cornbread-wk6xl]

Went twice today 😤

[@mindgames11]

I haven't made it past 22 minutes and from 2-22 minutes is some of the best material I've seen from tim.

[@FirstLas]

Tim please interview that Grandma, I am sure it was justified.

[@snesleywipessqueegeeservices]

That would be too wonderful. Top suggestion!

[@sarahbyrne8501]

Buried my da today. I needed this to recover from the mental family dynamics..😂 thanks Tim.

[@faithgood58]

Condolences.

[@theadvocate4698]

We wish him well!

[@kimmcgrattan6406]

Sorry about your father. May he rest in peace

[@muntjunk-plk3171]

Condolences. We are your family now ❤