Opie & Anthony - Bill Burr vs Nick DiPaolo

Bill Burr and Nick DiPaolo are in studio. The guys laugh about Anthony telling some of the fans to wait for Opie to accompany him during the walk over. They talk about firearms, 511 gear and argue politics. Some callers chime in as well. They listen to Ted Nugent audio and talk about old school hockey. (5-1-08)

[@mattturner7531]

that picture of Bill is creeping me out...he looks like Billy Corgan just converted to Mormonism.

[@kobe24OBCity]

Matt Turner there’s a hint of Ryan seacrest

[@anon4932]

Nia had just clocked him in the face.

[@sterlingdemons6875]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BIGMONEYPLAYER1]

@Mike Knight pointless comment . Why just Type "lol" you dunce?

[@rowhaus5478]

His left eye is on the welfare or sumn ya know

[@stevebull4578]

Bill: “easy, easy.” Nick: “ Fuck easy!” 🤣

[@victoriaheather411]

classic irish vs italian conversation

[@weps8983]

'Fuck, easy' is such a Johnny Sac quip 😂

[@sweetswing1]

Opie dressed like a gay vampire.

[@KC-bg1th]

He has a 6th grade shark tooth necklace in his 40’s.

[@FoundSonofMary]

This is a god level comment.

[@kennethlauer4735]

Anthony looks like a foreign cab driver trying desperately to be americanized.

[@ryang790]

haha he really does.

[@RedGreenLugar]

@@kennethlauer4735 COUSIN LETS GO BOWLING!

[@harrygreb3457]

The thing I love about this is that obviously nick and bill don’t agree politically, never have and most likely never will, yet they can talk and destroy each other and they still get along and are friendly, I wish more people could disagree without resorting to becoming childish

[@ThunderDomeBoxingTalk]

Cody Mana Ya you’re right, this is a great example of how normal people should behave when talking politics.

[@brucelk19]

ThunderDomeBoxingTalk cussing each other out and calling each other stupid ?

[@ThunderDomeBoxingTalk]

LOL yep...There comes a time for deep political conversation but a few guys sittin around should be able to talk shit on each other without 1 of them having a nervous breakdown n trying to ruin the other guys entire life

[@Anfubvinch]

Yep. If only some of the douchebags in the comments section took that advice

[@OrphansCorpse]

@@brucelk19 but its all in jest. You're proof that people take stuff out of context.

[@geofox9484]

Nick and Bill sound like one crazy guy fighting with himself

[@World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd]

Yeah, lol.

[@JCmaverick]

Spot on

[@IntoTheVoid96]

Boston.

[@stealeyes1478]

I live in Boston and that's honestly one of the best descriptions of Bostonians I've ever heard

[@jamiewalsh9184]

Lmao i was thinking the same 😂😂

[@adamshalashaskarevolverocelot]

Anthony: "Like how does how does the hip-hop community how do they start wearing something and it becomes popular when it's not supposed to be worn." Nick: "Well it starts with shoplifting".

[@tbone6704]

Say what you will about Anthony, but if someone gets a good rib in on him, he is first to laugh. No Greggshells there.

[@nathanwoodcockn7184]

@Medroff whatever you say Ope

[@seanritchie91]

Nathan WoodcockN He’s not Opie. It’s been 6 years move on with your life you silly goose.

[@nathanwoodcockn7184]

@@seanritchie91 Oh my mistake. Could have sworn..

[@nathanwoodcockn7184]

@@engrey If you're not Opie.. then I'm Jim Norton

[@BickBickersen]

S. R. Ya zilch

[@Journalz]

Damn people think Bill has white Boston anger but Nick is way more intense. Dipaolo is the isht.

[@IAmAlmightyGod]

He hates them.

[@Loquacious_Jackson]

Burr is neutered

[@beeeater8893]

No body who pays attention knows Burr isn't playing that. He even admits it. Both rule

[@johndoe-fq7ez]

love when Ant calls people out by saying mmmaaaaaaaaaaannnnn

[@jbvap]

Lol nick is hilarious. “Yea! That’s the reason you need guns, and not for the people in downtown LA!” Lmao

[@joeblow8379]

LA has a lower murder rate than Texas

[@MoxRuthless]

Opie hangs up on caller after he says Anthony and Jimmy are the man and not him 😂

[@lobmin]

Ye exept the guy was rambling on and on, he deserved to me hung up on

[@coltonjones2253]

@@lobmin ok Opie

[@SlickArmor]

@@coltonjones2253 I'm not sure you understand how this joke works.

[@goreds551]

"It's not a mountain lion that's waiting waiting for you at the ATM." LOL Good point and Bill had no retort cause it's the truth.

[@4DoorsDown]

YUP im sick of Burr pretending hes this super edgy comic when hes the biggest phony in the business.

[@IAmAlmightyGod]

Have you ever been robbed at an ATM in your life. Do you know anyone who has ever been robbed at an ATM. Do you know anyone who knows anyone who has been robbed at an ATM.

[@Sauzeisawesome]

​@IAmAlmightyGod You don't have to know someone who that happened to to know that it happens and the people who are usually doing it.

[@TheWillrocks51]

@@Sauzeisawesomeyou just proved Bills point. You’re not worried it will actually happen to you you’re just using it as a defense to hate a group of people and have a hypothetical defense for your hatred

[@Sauzeisawesome]

@@TheWillrocks51 Wrong, it's not hypothetical, it's statistically factual. Keep putting the blinders up in front of your eyes and you'll find out one day.

[@DorkKnight99]

34:24, 45:50 Don't mind me, just marking for future visits.

[@Zorichai]

The Dork Knight aye where da white wimin at

[@theflanman420420]

Zorichai so funny

[@itsRecreational]

With the fuckin Suzyn Waldman drop in there lmao

[@TheMrmodernmonkey]

there needs to be a picture of bill burr looking at this picture of bill burr lol

[@Trapinnewyork44]

😭😭😭😂😂

[@logicalconceptofficial]

TheModernMonkey there needs to be an apology where Bill Burr admits that time has proven him wrong beyond a shadow of a doubt

[@sthomasond]

"I LOOK LIKE A PSYCHO, YA KNOW"

[@MIXTAB1]

Has opie ever NOT ruined the flow, every time he tries to contribute it’s like pouring a gallon of water onto a laptop

[@perfectwhine742]

XD I'm dead

[@rowhaus5478]

Guy contributes nothing funny. He's lazier than Bill's left eye.

[@dickthomas4670]

When he started saying calmo to Anthony 😠

[@TeKillaShot]

that wouldnt be very good for the laptop, mixta

[@jcmoney11111]

Opie can be defined by Echolalia - a psychiatric term that's used to describe what some people with mental disorders tend to do, automatically repeat what they hear other people say.... He does this so often when something someone else says gets a laugh and follows up like 3 times in 13 seconds yelling it.

[@rem299]

time killing fuel finding all the greatest radio segments so we dont have to. you'r fantastic thx.

[@theafflictionvhs17]

@rem299 This is perfect while riding a bike.

[@jorgehernandez1490]

@@theafflictionvhs17 sssss

[@joeewing9364]

2021. You see how right Nick and Anthony are.

[@hornfan722]

Yep.

[@KingBowserVlog]

If you have any semblance of honesty, you definitely see truth in what they're saying

[@persperspersp2866]

@@KingBowserVlog what are they saying?

[@danielsimms1791]

Lmao Obama really turned out to be a radical socialist … 😂😂 you have all the benefit of hindsight and can’t realize they were just spewing propaganda talking point 😂

[@AM-257]

"You're not gonna get attacked by a fuckin lion at the ATM machine on sunset" Nick is the man

[@kevinmeaney7965]

Hes a goo gobbler from way back 😂😂

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Patrice said Nick would be doing good going along well and then he would call someone a goo gobbler and ruin everything. Lmao..

[@GahMorninJulia]

Just watched that episode before this . Old OA and Bonfire binge got me feeling fine.

[@joshuag7207]

“You’re causal. You’re in charge” - Jimmy talking about Ted Nugent 😂. Wow, I dunno why that kills me every time I hear it

[@1prozzak6616]

"He gets to buy NO Christmas presents because of guns!" lmao

[@JackieFuckingChan]

I can't tell who's talking. Almost all of them have this high pitched wise guy voice

[@jarnold3415]

When it’s a bomb it’s opie

[@UkraineJames2000]

lmao @@jarnold3415

[@kyleprice9830]

Lolol

[@Buttington_Headerson]

LmAo

[@tonytomei1175]

@@jarnold3415 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍

[@jacobbeauregard5378]

If there's a funnier person on the planet than Nick or Bill it's Anthony Cumia. Nobodys quicker or funnier.

[@chrisaltobelli]

@@kaitjetoch truth... his best lines in the past few years have been "I'm still hilarious." and "Do your wife and mother know what you do on the internet, if I wasn't such a nice guy I'd dox you." That last one had me laughing my balls off when I got the message on twitter.

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

@@chrisaltobelli so basically you pester him on Twitter desperately wanting his attention?

[@GiganticWeen]

​@@lt.finglefubledingler1972 thats what I gleaned from that comment

[@vludensczinsky3653]

"Anthony's dressed like he just shot Pablo Francisco," lol! Unintentionally great line

[@Buckets50]

Escobar woulda been funnier

[@BilltheButcher1855]

Doesn’t make sense cuz Pablo Francisco is a comedian….

[@bobfrank839]

Would have been, had it been said correctly.

[@mikecappadocia5959]

Bill looks like he hasn't had food or water for a week

[@philmehrart]

LOL

[@daviedood2503]

Anthony does as well. It's weird to see him here and then his current look. Totally different looking guy. 😆 He looks starved here and overly fed now. He's still hella rich from what I've heard.

[@jsccs1]

Hes so thirsty and hungry he's looking at the water at one end of the table, and the food on the other at the same time.

[@rustymertz]

He looks like someone in seminary school

[@ryryy1980]

Listening to this in 2020. Same shit different day...!

[@Woodzo]

the black wife part is one of my favourite O&A moments ever

[@elbowjuice2627]

LMAOOOOO

[@carrrexx7190]

Bill ain't laughing.

[@ElGordo2497]

@@carrrexx7190 I'm pretty sure he was

[@carrrexx7190]

@@ElGordo2497 When Nia releases the pressure off of Bill's Bald Balls.

[@kardo_6627]

Bill laughing along with them is perfect

[@krbgfx]

Bill's pic looks like a mugshot of the guy Will Smith chased down on the roof at the beginning of MIB 1.

[@dannyambros7613]

More details.

[@krbgfx]

@@dannyambros7613 umm okay. Men in Black came out in 1997. Need more?

[@dannyambros7613]

@@krbgfx 😂😂😂

[@latengorico6229]

Ray Park?

[@bonzocleach2496]

Nick DiPaolo and Anthony Cumia using the term "spiritual mentor" for the first and last times in their lives. Those two repeating Fox News outrage from back in the day is priceless.

[@seanforbes3937]

Rest in Peace Bill. One of the greatest.

[@luc0007]

easy lambchop

[@ameljasarevic5194]

Oh ffs

[@olahfsmart3630]

Lmao

[@chileanmarxist]

Stare at the picture of bill long enough and youl see the demon face from the exorcist.

[@nicholaschavez5598]

Holy shit🤣🤣🤣🤣🤢

[@AbtinX]

The Bill the Burr group

[@CarCrash-TWU]

Jimmy's line about the mackerel is one of the funniest things I've ever heard 1:30:00

[@mr.strong376]

Opie: "Stupid Jerry West, hasn't played in 40 years. Change the logo." Radio gold Opie, radio gold.

[@sirloin7633]

his one line in a 20 year career and it was awful

[@MrEvanNoyes]

Nick Dip rules

[@Anfubvinch]

That Jim Norton rant on Ted Nugent at around 45:50 is fucking legendary

[@bricecate]

@17:10 opie said "awkward" hahahahaha! People say he isn't funny?! He just picks his spots! Awkward. Hahaha, get it? Oh man he just jumped in and hammered the point home!....sarcasm.

[@BickBickersen]

Sean Costello look what I could do guys

[@robertgutierrez1702]

Mann this shit is hilarious lol we need this today for laughs on both sides

[@ignisimber2818]

34:20 the next 5 minutes after this is awesome

[@MyHelpWanted]

34:28 wonder what 2023 Bill Burr would say about this segment.

[@xXViP3RX]

The same thing he said here?

[@happydog6537]

I always think about it as a high-level tennis game. We’re two professionals are volleying it back-and-forth beautifully skill talent. Then all of a sudden a redheaded kid walks diagonally across the court kicking a paint cans filled with rocks that’s Opie. Comedy poison

[@greenienbeanie8936]

Opie was needed. Anthony will die alone with bottle in hand very soon.

[@thebubbclub]

10 years later I still take joy and like comments bashing opie

[@SlickArmor]

@@thebubbclub heck I like it when it's even a few months ago.

[@michaelmitchell4992]

This is when billy burr started really going in to his white guilt and hate shit. The fact that he cant believe people made a big deal out of that "reverend wright" shit.

[@exxusdrugstore300]

Looks like he turned out to be right. Obama was a moderate Democrat at best, hardly the raging black supremacist the right wanted him to be.

[@peepopoo4387]

@@exxusdrugstore300 What? The guy single-handedly destroyed race relations in this nation.

[@Dovonex_]

opie's stories always flow so nicely; like water.

[@Brotheroppi]

A waterfall

[@timwalkerjr99]

Like a watery shit.

[@joeyslap426]

Water on Neptune

[@daviedood2503]

Yeah, water down a fn toilet lady. 👊🤣

[@deathmetal8259]

I was going to say diarrhea

[@JimmyGray-ds6gc]

Nick, keep on kicking ass and taking names brother.

[@ivoryharris9449]

36:15 beautiful timing on the last “where the white women at?”

[@nestlesnipes1893]

My wife's hilarious ~ Bill Burr (he says as he looks down avoiding eye contact with Rogan)

[@Buckets50]

His wife is funny tho

[@SouthernSkeptic]

@@Buckets50 Funny in a jumping off a bridge into acid way.

[@Buckets50]

@@SouthernSkeptic when calling something unfunny you shouldn’t do it in an unfunny way. Loses all credibility

[@SouthernSkeptic]

@@Buckets50 I wasn't trying to be funny though. That's true. She's about as funny as jumping off a bridge into acid is funny. Jumping off a bridge into acid is the opposite of funny just like her. I also don't think I have credibility. It's just my opinion. An opinion that more people here share than they share your opinion. You're in the minority here. Why don't you pr ove me wrong and tell us about a time where she was funny instead of whining and talking about dumb shit like credibility in a KZbin comment section.

[@TurkeyDart]

these are still a great listen

[@BriansHat]

Opie doubling then tripling down on wanting to see a human do something sexual to a dog went from unfunny to uncomfortable really quickly. Especially since no one was laughing or acknowledging it in any comedic capacity.

[@rubengarciapulido6271]

Timestamp?

[@immanuelcunt7296]

@LHU Pigeon because they're funny people. Opie is a talking shirt

[@babyshambler]

@@rubengarciapulido6271 1:04:30 for a couple of minutes. Pure frat shit. Boring.

[@SlickArmor]

Timestamps are usually helpful when referencing a particular moment.

[@Andy_Sidaris]

@@SlickArmor Do you need him to cut the crust off your sandwiches too?

[@andrewlee1573]

Opie was lucky to be in the same room.

[@tomzimmerman8]

Luckiest man in entertainment.

[@azninvasion]

Wish he wasn't. That soundboard spamming is so annoying and not funny.

[@rockstrongo3823]

That nick hasn’t died from a rage stroke on the toilet by now is nothing short of miraculous.

[@daxmiller35]

He’s a damn nut-have you heard him recently?

[@famalam943]

@@daxmiller35 444

[@odinponzi9224]

I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes...

[@marquesc9505]

Nick yelling about presidential character mattering is hilarious at this point in time

[@peepopoo4387]

Sheep comment from someone who consumes the news and believes their constant lies.

[@mattyboyanderson]

34:25 The classic "I married a black woman" barrage

[@chillingguy8386]

Matty Boy Anderson o debate is over bill wins

[@shabut]

Try this one then, I have black friends.

[@klompsauce]

And now he has a kid that doesn’t look like him

[@klompsauce]

And now he has a kid that doesn’t look like him

[@BuffaloJams716]

Probably funniest moment in radio history. I fucking cried. 😂

[@frankmiller4550]

1:26:35 Nick tells hockey story

[@timothyl8237]

Nick : yeah Houston is nearby, go head . Was go sharp and quick

[@kissmesoftly7059]

29:05 perfect example of a caller put on by opie bringing down the convos energy

[@imavileone7360]

26:43 finally someone is talking about reality

[@edwardfights4900]

Finally? What white lib hasn't started off a babble with "the corporations"?

[@AugustThor438]

We need Ted Nugent, Ted Kennedy and Ted Scheckler in a room together to discuss things 😂

[@19obrien761]

This is amazing 🤣

[@Ac-ly8tx]

The caller is a perfect example Of why we’re going they what we’re going thru these days

[@soulreaperx7x]

You know how to use words dude?

[@JohnDoe-cj1cw]

I just had a stroke trying to read this

[@JB-yr4vd]

This sounds like what youde type if you went to another country and mixed words together thinking your making a sentence lmao....

[@Yokes27]

1:20:24 and thank you opster for taking away the only thing i like, laughing.

[@tonytomei1175]

Wow greggshells.

[@dr.spudjunior]

Atleast there in the shape of jerry west, opie 5 seconds later. Hahaha the nba logo! Jerry West!. You dope

[@CeeBarrio1]

10:16 ... "For your breath mint's" 😂😭 But the lead up from like 10:00

[@11seeya11]

3 Brilliant comedians here!!

[@MouseInYourEye]

Ant, Bill and Jim, correct.

[@StitchyBear]

B Johnson 4 brilliant comedians... just cause Ant doesn’t do stand up, doesn’t mean he’s not a hilarious comic in his own right

[@APAL880]

@@MouseInYourEye dummy

[@MouseInYourEye]

@@APAL880 boo

[@Chris-km4lp]

Listening to nick talk about the character of the president matter here is hilarious in retrospect.

[@degarmotate152]

I was thinking the same thing. Also, shitting on Burr for being "liberal". Christ, if you can't agree with Burr, you've moved beyond the pale. He hangs with liberals and conservatives, but he's more of a realist than anything.

[@edharris5855]

@@degarmotate152 idk why this idea is propagated so much. Hes a little more centrist than most but he's not that funny and hes definitely liberal

[@edharris5855]

@@degarmotate152 I'm actually center as fuck (pro universal healthcare, pro abortion, anti illegal immigration, pro drug legalization, pro gun) and burr is absolutely liberal.

[@anon4932]

@@edharris5855 The center gets fucked 🍆

[@colinmartucci6369]

@Akilleus it says anit immigration

[@LiquidCruelty]

34:20 i was putting the legs on a new TV when this happened and i almost dropped it laughing

[@jefflabbecomedy]

I remember 2008, I don't remember legs on new TVs 😂 what'd you get??

[@daviedood2503]

@@jefflabbecomedy every flat screen has legs genius. How else is it going to STAND on a "tv stand". 🤣 Without them, the tv would just fall over.

[@naylik2562]

@@daviedood2503 My tv has aids

[@daviedood2503]

@@naylik2562 even that fn thing has legs to stand on. 🤣🤏🔥

[@mikecappadocia5959]

Nick DiPaolo reminds me of Lee J Cobb in 12 Angry Men

[@chrishernandez3699]

That makes a whole lotta sense really

[@WJINTL]

"Brought to you by Ashley Madison" Aged like sour milk

[@dito7347]

I can think of one good reason on why Nick hates basketball lmao

[@davidporter671]

Cause it’s a shitty sport

[@SouthernSkeptic]

If that was true wouldn't he hate NFL too?

[@goreds551]

Skeptic raises a good point, your logic is flawed.

[@GahMorninJulia]

Specifically NBA. Im sure he’s fine with NCAA basketball 😁

[@imbatman5478]

I think they regret videotaping these things. Just Hilarious 😂😂😂

[@kylewalsh8809]

Ant Jim Bill and Homer make this 😂😂

[@jessedominguez543]

Where are the white women at????

[@TeKillaShot]

Can we start putting whether or not Jimmy is on in the description?

[@rasmusjonsson8808]

You medan so it will be easier to avoid? I agree. He's worse then opie...

[@deebhoymcw2120]

11:46 😂😂 some lighthearted racism from nick

[@berbuck]

"DOUBLE STANDARD" **clutches purse**

[@MGP2210]

45:40 The Ted Kennedy bit 🤣🤣🤣

[@texboyporsche944]

Opie said that 911 joke before Eric Andre did with his 311 joke.

[@seahawksFishing]

Eric isn't really a stand up

[@grantmorgan7474]

Investigate 311

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

Yea it reminds me of the joke we used to make in 1st grade about 711.

[@BJizzl3]

God this was to good

[@sayno2lolzisback]

Almost every OandA argument has some kind of build up but with Bill Burr it usually goes nuclear instantly 😂

[@lord_insany]

because Bill married an ape and feels guilty

[@matthewgriffin7857]

45:50 lol!

[@mosipd]

Your right Jim, and when they wrote the First Amendment they didn't intend for it to apply to radio, television, or the internet.

[@mikecappadocia5959]

Bill looks sick in that picture

[@tookeetalaska1387]

😢miss these days

[@lithium23]

I was listening to Anthony list the poll about the Reverends relationship with Obama, i skipped ahead a little bit and just heard "The Bin ladens weren't bad people" couldn't control the laughter.

[@edharris5855]

Sooooo misleading wow

[@Buckets50]

The bin Ladens were as bad as any other oil family. Osama was the Jeb of the family

[@joshk2123]

In this photo Bill Burr looks like a 3rd grader on picture day.

[@Wisconsin654]

"Easy, easy, I know you guys are right"

[@josephharden5592]

I grew up listening to Nick Dipalo in the 90s...so watching Bill Blow up over the year has been awesome. It makes me feel like Nick making it huge. They have definite key differences (and I love bill's nuance more)...but they have a big brother/lil brother vibe that i like while talking to each other ( like IRISH TWINS 😂...i know Nick's Italian ) .

[@Yambag]

why does bill look like the new pennywise the clown in the thumbnail

[@jamie.777]

He is an odd ginger

[@hippa2dahoppa2]

when bill said he saw anthony in winter and he dressed like he was in 3rd grade its true haha

[@bigmoose99]

The Thing reference got me because I can picture Bill and Anthony at the end of that movie not trusting each other

[@hippa2dahoppa2]

@@bigmoose99 lmao thats funny ive hung out with him a few times and he always looks like kenny from south park if its towards winter with his tight puffy coats lmao

[@inhumanoiddcompose7043]

why does burr look like something out of a claymation christmas special here?

[@markandrus8879]

Ted sounds like he's doing a Scooby Doo impression

[@TairyHesticles]

Two of the sharpest dudes in comedy.

[@jland12]

Opie is not that sharp

[@AbtinX]

Nick is as sharp as 2 / 4 with lepresy. That's what makes him funny though

[@Buckets50]

@Matthew Barry he’s wicked funny, I don’t agree with most of his politics but he is hilarious

[@goreds551]

@@AbtinX WRONG! What makes him funny is the fact that he is a quick witted ball buster. Your comment makes no sense.

[@goreds551]

@Matthew Barry Nick is really good but maybe someone like Hannah Gadsby is more in line with your sensibilities. LOL

[@gunkanjima3408]

Hilarious that Ashley Madison was a sponsor towards the end, seeing as they ended up being a bunch of dudes and robots and virtually zero chicks

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

Why would a married woman use a website to cheat when she has perfectly good coworkers to fuck

[@Champruby]

My favourite part was at the start when Jim said 2:15 "I ordered a cookie & made like a banana & 🤭 split". Fuckn this fuckn guy!

[@BertleMcGertle]

5 guys arguing about pro wrestling

[@matt-bl8cx]

thats the first good opie joke, remember 5.11

[@TheORIGINALBrentTheGent]

As I ALWAYS SAY: ANYTHING with MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN, Nick DiPaolo, IMMEDIATELY CLASSIC & a "THUMBS UP"!!!!!!!

[@jslberto]

Too bad Nick is too stupid to count his own toes

[@norcalitconsultants4667]

best. o&a episode. everrr

[@gdt19871]

34:25 had me ROLLING 😂

[@XanderFrederick]

DiPaolo2024 Make America Funny Again!