Opie & Anthony - Those Chains Are Made Of Tensile Steel

They talk about race, who they're fucking, conspiracy theories, guns, Ant's new house, professional fighting, Asians and how Louie is sexually racist. Kevin Smith and Joe Rogan call in as well. (4-25-08)

[@alaricperez]

"You're a tricky, redheaded Mexican who has a full head of hair that he cut to look like a white guy!" LOL Patrice was the best

[@michaelbrisky6221]

Patrice, a comic genius smart man! Miss him, a brilliant guy.

[@jasonnickell9420]

2024 Earth needs Patrice!! Badly!!

[@4488656]

“A black cop is considered a White guy” Classic

[@Raytarded66]

Hahhahaha Patrice, "if I could make my own beef and broccoli, I would never talk to another Asian again."

[@yob1oneth]

Vintage Patrice!!!

[@TemmiePlays]

@Scruff Looking Nerve Hurter good bc those aren't even asian dishes, it's Polynesian food you dolts.

[@flatterswhite]

@@TemmiePlays Polynesian is pretty Asian fella

[@dplaymaker14]

Xvm ?m cc

[@lastcup6212]

Or, " If I can clean my own fish tank."

[@cracksuperman]

The irony of Louis yelling "Stop jerking off!" 😂

[@stagglee1227]

1:41:05 Patrice goes, "Oh, that was beautiful" in response to Ant's "tensile steel" joke. You can tell he really respected Ant's ability...

[@slaphappyduplenty2436]

He said so explicitly. I don’t think Patrice praised many people for their comic talent (or anything else), but he openly said Ant can “access funny as fast as anyone he knows”.

[@BrianAU01]

Quite possibly the best single line of Ant's career. Ant and Patrice together were gold.

[@hoshiref]

Because that was a real friendship. True friends,( with a talent for comedy ) give each other the best to each other...that was from the heart.

[@boosh90]

patrice goin off on anthony and then rememberin he has to say happy birthday is hilarious

[@BickBickersen]

It was his Birfffday

[@Mikehowarth1988]

I fucking hate birfffdayyy

[@aklestinec]

God Anthony hit a Home Run with with that tensile steel joke. This was a great show that day

[@ZombryaTheDark]

Patrice and Anthony being completely different but good friends is what I love. This is comedy gold

[@eugeneruggirello6214]

But fruity ass bill burr won’t allow Ant to go to the benefit. Ridiculous.

[@southpaw817]

I randomly think of the "tensile steel" line. I didn't know that this clip existed. One of the funniest lines of all time 😂😂.

[@ShortFingeredShreder]

1:40:38 Patrice fucking loses it and Ant drops a monumental line.

[@reddfoxx916]

35:24 Tell me a little bit what the Masons are about? Well... *gunshot* dial tone. Ant is so friggen funny.

[@nikscott6644]

Oh shit I just burst out laughing on a train when I heard this.

[@drewinsur7321]

very few times he uses the soundboard and when he do is aways gold, contrary to opie.

[@TheDiegoinhoops]

Patrice was a show himself. so sad he's gone.

[@IAmTheDoctor00]

This is definitely the hardest I've laughed in months, two legends. RIP Partrice but I always love someone getting their buttons pushed xD true comedic genius.

[@cahookie901]

"Darren Hanganigga"

[@anon-ju9bg]

That’s crazy. No white guy is named Darren.

[@DSto90]

This format of comedians was legendary..

[@Iamjimpage]

"Those Chains Are Made Of Tensile Steel" is so funny it made me lightheaded when i first heard it.

[@michaelreyes1474]

Yeah I was outside working out and I completely fell off my bench laughing at that one.

[@remylucai]

"Someone's 2 is someone's 10." -Patrice O'neal

[@briansampson5684]

my favorite 1 yet. just honest conversation love it

[@holup2691]

Patrice describing Asian women: “they’re like CD cases”. One of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. I seriously can’t figure out how comedians come to these punchlines in a matter of milliseconds.

[@WaRLoKWYATT]

Because of the imagination and the ability to see ahead into a conversation. Your brain naturally just starts constructing ridiculous scenarios and the talent is in being able to relay that ridiculous scenario in the right way to make it funny. Good comedians don't have to try, they just do it.

[@holup2691]

@@WaRLoKWYATT That’s well said, I would have chalked it down to being seasoned in having to make things funny for a living. However there’s a lot of instances in comedians being unfunny outside of their material. Some people just have that talent or gift of gab, I guess. Patrice was a master at it.

[@RipCityChief]

He didn’t invent that and I’m pretty sure neither did any comedian. It was just a black joke years and years ago. Probably from all the roasting and freestylin though

[@holup2691]

@@RipCityChief That would explain why he was so quick to say it, I guess. If you’re right then it’s a shame though, because it’s one of my favourite Patrice lines.

[@VypaUK]

I love that not that long after this, Anthony is hosting Infowars lol.

[@ilovehotbbq5307]

"The number five is a little hard to avoid. It's right between four and six". Louis just laid in wait and struck and never missed during this

[@jonyboyishere]

Is there anything more funny than O&A clips on KZbin?

[@jonyboyishere]

+Connor Frank correct

[@njjjjjjjjhhhs]

Culture of Blackphillips show featuring patrice oneal is cool too

[@jacobcook7]

O & A minus the O

[@pseudonayme7717]

Adam Buxtons commentary corner. Thank me later 😎

[@christopherwilson7698]

No

[@Juvenal10]

Lmao..."Who's this cute, little heroin addict?"

[@chyeaOGKush]

"danny looks like a japanese animation character" lmao

[@SupraRy]

1:40:50 anthony with the absolute bomb of a mic drop.

[@JohnnSmithh]

"You're a tricky red-headed Mexican" hilarious

[@2tonetouch]

This is the best O&A episode ever. After the Patrice vs Nick DiPaolo episode.

[@TimeKillingFuel]

Robert olivares Yeah, that's a classic. You might like this one if you liked that. Opie & Anthony - Jay Mohr & Patrice O'Neal

[@Meta_was_my_idea]

The episode where DiPaolo kicked ass.

[@cwilson229]

+Chip Chipperson Chip your grammar is really improving! Great job or somethin!

[@caltrof]

+Robert olivares This is one of my go to episodes when I drive to work. Probably listened to this more than 10 times.

[@deanomite8118]

+C Wilson Musta had a grammar coke or sumthin

[@HunnitAcreWoods]

@32:41 Anthony: "Whats Up With The Owl Patrice" Patrice: "It's Mol- I Dont Fuckin Know" Oh He Knew LOL

[@brandonb3174]

That transition was quick af.

[@robertfenili7242]

Weird, never heard rogan and Louis CK talk to each other. Ever

[@worldsfastestslug]

He should have Louis on the podcast help him come back from that beating off thing

[@dellofaction2955]

Joe distances himself near a mic or camera when louis around you never know what wild shit hell say

[@LuisXDotCom]

@@dellofaction2955 I see your point, but Joe has had Alex Jones. Twice. Louis CK is milder than Alex

[@tylerworthington9090]

Joe and Louis are actually good friends. Rogan has mentioned

[@MidTierVillain]

Ant's birthday gift from Patrice,is he can be racist.. And from that,this amazing episode was born! Lol!!!

[@SICKLE77NYC]

Hearing Patrice talking about how black folks wouldn’t riot in Manhattan @ 14:20 did not age well 😢

[@RaiderInNY]

I was in the audience for this show... PAtrice's outfit was pimp!

[@RaiderInNY]

***** If he didnt know you... indifferent and cold. Just like he was to everyone he first met. More you got to see him, more he was that loveable guy

[@markwinberry8095]

Wow you mean like almost everyone in the world? I'm indifferent and cold to you right now.

[@crazycloz]

The 20 dollar bill used for this was released in 1998. They always change up bills, it's not the same design from "100" years ago

[@Johnny2Drinks]

I think Anthony might be the funniest person ever, he kills in front of anyone. No comic is faster than him, he’s always funny

[@whocares9906]

He’s no Nick Mullen

[@vincent2053]

@@whocares9906eh

[@KyleInTheShower]

If anyone was wondering, Louis was talking about The Invention of Lying movie that he was in.

[@lozz0dnb]

if anyone would like further information it was fucking awful

[@Frandaman84]

I liked it

[@lozz0dnb]

fair enough i liked the concept but its i think ricky keeps trying to make these 'perfect moral people' films/tv shows like derrick because thats how he sees himself and its just cringey and CARE

[@lozz0dnb]

***** as in the film is very 'i don't care'

[@7Be]

That movie was great

[@WiggysanWiggysan]

*Don't worry ladies & Gentleman* .......... 1:40:35 !!

[@WiggysanWiggysan]

TheHatedHater "These chains are made of high tensile steel" . (King Kong)

[@shiftywily]

RIP Patrice.. a legend man...

[@ClibanariusJJ]

I love how Opie pretends that saying 'birfday' repeatedly is going to make him funny.

[@galvawave8403]

Opie is only funny when he's just brutally mean. He's not quick witted enough to be "fun" funny, but every once in a while his rage comes through and you remember why he's good.

[@anadryantontine]

needles kane "remember why he's good occasionally"* Error corrected.

[@RexVergstrong]

needles kane And he sounds pretty forced when he's "mean".

[@TrevBoyThe2nd]

RexVergstrong It's feels like he only does it because being mean worked for Jimmy. Come to think of it, saying cutsie-pie words like "birfday" was jimmy's thing too....

[@anadryantontine]

Inebriated Genie Opie is the ultimate hack. Can you count the times he's lied? Given a forced laugh? Derailed something genuinely funny to tell a story about his life or go to a shit phone call? Opie stinks.

[@jcee6886]

Phkn ant with that king kong reference 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Even the great Patrice said that was beautiful.

[@mikejohnson9118]

I would paypal Coke Logic if he would animate the "Those Chains are made of Tensile Steel".

[@Senwot2000]

1:45:46: If Louis in the Past only knew what he’d be accused of later in life 😂😂

[@drewinsur7321]

oh he knew from day 1 that was coming as soon he started it doing that lol ck is a legend

[@laurabradley1696]

“HairyMongolianBitches.com” So hilarious. Patrice was an absolute legend

[@Frankybroadcast]

Patrice's skydiving comment was fucking hilarious. HAHAHAHA

[@i2su405]

i'm the biggest o and a fan but im 17 and its soooooooo hard to try and bring people around at my age group since nobody want to view a radio program with no visuals

[@ImRileyMoore]

Tell them to put it on in the background while they game or do something.

[@i2su405]

@@ImRileyMoore of course! That too

[@kardo_6627]

Have it in in your car when u pick up someone and don’t even mention it. Eventually they will laugh and inquire as to what’s playing.

[@juniornac1]

Roundandbrown and exploitedblackteens were my go to when I was like 14. Patrice had good taste.

[@kardo_6627]

Classics 👌

[@drock6966]

@ 35:25 "Tell us a little bit what the Masons are about. Well... BOOM 💥dial tone..." LMFAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GSHdesign]

This whole thing is gold.

[@jayarea408]

"Congratulations Anthony.. fuuuck that!!' miss Patrice

[@psiphibrandonhare7120]

@26:25 this is kind of interesting because I don't think they knew but the new bills that they were talking about at least back then came out in 1996...five years before 9/11 so the bills that they were folding actually didn't look that way 6-10 years prior to when 9/11 happened, they had different designs before they redesigned them in 1996. Also go back to look up the progression of folded bills from 10 to 20 to 50 and 100 and it will actually kind of freak you out, shows the progression of the towers collapsing.

[@kgtl12345]

Good lookin out

[@zacharykaiser5910]

Opie giving a loud long “shhhhhhhhhhh” to Patrice is infuriating.

[@dennistheangrychimp]

The fuckin BALLS on him.

[@runforrestrunnnn1598]

I’m 3 years late but hotdamn. Opie was just terrible!

[@DrunkDoglol]

Ahh, Brown and Round ... The days before tube sites completely took over. All those paysites had creative names. One that still sticks with me is Mr Chew's Asian Beaver. 🤣

[@bradyisthegoatofallgoats1327]

Ant is the BEST EVER! And much, much smarter than almost everyone.

[@pjneethling26]

"Joe is magical" Joe Rogan talked about this with Kevin Hart on JRE.

[@squidincsquid]

Patrice Illuminati 17:30 Opie Avoidance 18:30 Back & Forth & Straight19:30 Opies Absolutely Right 20:30 Pop, pop, pop! 21:30 Why the Fuck is Annuit Cœptis 22:30 Google 23:30 What kinda coincidence is that? 24:30 P: "I'm begging!" O: "Shhhhh" 25:30 Inadvertent? Butter joke in 3,2,1... 26:30 Sit down, fuck that shit! 27:30 What is the Illuminati? 28:30 Opie hopes no one catches him. 29:30 I Believe it. 30:30 O:"Back To CNN" P:"Look at the owl" 31:30 Whaddyawant? 32:30 Clinton was a skull and bones. 33:30 I really don't understand. (Fuck Bob) 34:30 Awwwwww Shit! 35:30 Who knows? 36:30

[@shamsam4]

This is such a good one.

[@dagongshow]

Too bad VideO&A didn't make a visual version. This was great.

[@PinkuStyle]

Lmao the Joe Rogan gray ball hair joke hahahaha.

[@l3a4c1m]

@1:45:45 a sense of things to come?

[@4partmedia]

1:07:39 Patrice with the knock out punch 😂😂😂

[@murderous_rhythm9666]

“Look like you got a dangerous nine-inch reach” a few moments later killed me lololol

[@toh6261]

Man, remember when O&A were on top, Patrice was alive, Louie wasn't crucified for being a sad lil perv, Rogan had hair, and Kevin Smith wasn't a complete disgrace...? Far Better Times.

[@merfymac]

Louis isn't a sad perv. Rogan never had hair. Kevin Smith meh. The rest i agree with you on

[@kristoamadeus4441]

@@merfymac Louie us a perv too 5 comedian but he was being a creep

[@MrR1D3R]

Anthony was one of the only people Patrice respected comedically

[@Jakeypretzels]

35:25 LMFAO AWWW SHIIITTTTT

[@richmound5145]

I wish bill burr was on this episode 2

[@anduin1]

We miss you Patrice. And just like you said, Von ended up being a real dummy too.

[@ZombryaTheDark]

@EC Tron look up the Patrice O'Neal documentary. His gf Von fucked it all up

[@deanpointon41]

1:45:45 listen to what Louis says, I think they call that "foreshadowing"

[@followtheciaence]

Holy shit

[@christopherrivas4403]

And the fact that he said afterward that it’s like he’s “seeing himself”.

[@hulkangry5546]

It's not paranoia it's preparedness.

[@andrescipres2603]

"IT'S MO..I DON'T KNOW" HE KNEW. R.I.P. PATRICE

[@momo2cool4skool]

?

[@callanhutchison1871]

tensile steel!

[@chazzmccconnell2191]

What a great episode this is

[@Nazlito]

43:10 what a killer line from the great louie

[@justinhendricks7374]

a tricky, red-headed mexican

[@MikeHMagic]

@ 1:45:41 Louie is like hey thats my move

[@kenspearsy7954]

Hello O'Neal

[@JackTonyMontorrence]

Quiet Opie bomb at 29:30.

[@Kenshin11212]

I know O&A used to have an audience in during their shows. Do they still do that? If so, how does one get in on it? If not, then when and why did they stop? I used to listen to the boys back in the NEW days. Stopped when they were fired and moved to XM. Then I listened to them again for a few months in 2005 when my then cable provider had XM for free. Then I switched cable providers and lost my access to the show. And now I've only just started listening to them again in December 2012.

[@TheDiegoinhoops]

na they dont have the audience on the show now, they often complain the studio is too small compared to the older one,so thats probably why

[@chrispennington722]

they still do

[@yannoka5812]

1:02:20 awesome Louie

[@JayJ-b6l]

Fuck, I miss when Patrice was alive and Ant was funny.

[@TheSpear]

the late great patrice oneal never lived to see a riot in new york.

[@MadDawg420]

Opie thinks its clever to pronounce birthday like "birffday" every single time he says it.

[@Michele1ELL]

such douchechills. he's done it plenty of times

[@ghost3337]

nah it just went over your head.

[@ghost3337]

Diane Smith lol

[@awsometomable]

I Like it

[@OFFICIAL863JLS]

The masta. Fawk yeahh

[@hermestrismegistus9603]

Patrice is 100% right on the powers that be. Can't say it on air without company men coming down your throat but its 100% true

[@brocktonma.1816]

Opie is the sinkhole of humor. Damn.

[@rickDArula]

The best part is when they hang up on the free mason caller with a gun shot lmao. " ohhhb shit. !"

[@mmehrinfar]

Rest In Peace O’Neal

[@BigKevinSports]

Don't be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. Those chains are made of chrome steel!

[@kennykash6089]

That might have been the ultimate drop the mic moment in human history.

[@Frandaman84]

why didnt patrice and luis have there own show? they would've been millionaires after like 3 years

[@starmanda88]

Patrice made an attempt at a show with Sirius XM radio as did bill burr and many others but the offer given to them was so incredibly low and insulting they walked away. Sirius xm is a terrible company.

[@chazzmccconnell2191]

God that's the smartest thing I ever read you're totally right they should have made a podcast

[@JacksCrotch]

"Does a Chinese guy come out of the closet and try and kill you randomly?" OMG the Patrice reference to the pink panther just made me howl!!!

[@remylucai]

Dismissive Louis CK is hilarious.

[@Nick.random]

1:45:53 Louie predicted his own future

[@alexbromfield4162]

Pretty rich, in retrospect, Louie telling Patrice to "control himself."

[@christopherwilson7698]

God Please Bring Back Patrice.Please

[@murtaugh1761]

I’ve said this a million times, but god damn, why did have to lose Patrice… damn you fudge covered oreos!!!

[@eskid6516]

Patrice knew before we knew !

[@sebm3029]

A black guy trying to read Latin is about as sad as anything ever. Louie the goat

[@stevenhueffmeier6916]

In case you guys didn’t know it’s Anthony’s “birfhday “ and if you didn’t think it was funny the first time opie said it , maybe after the 10th attempt you might laugh......😶🔫

[@metalmayhem3622]

ClibanariusJJ 4 years ago "I love how Opie pretends that saying 'birfday' repeatedly is going to make him funny." Tyler 3 years ago "Opie thinks its clever to pronounce birthday like "birffday" every single time he says it." Mike Dziak 1 year ago "Hey Opie, what white guy college educated white guy says " birf " day?" In case reading this comment the first time wasn't funny, maybe after the 10th attempt it might be.

[@nick_double_you]

Does anyone know who the girl is Patrice is commenting on at the start?? Is it Melinda or Dani ??

[@4Everlast]

1:40 onwards phenomenal xD

[@PLANETQXCIM]

The thing that sticks out is joe saying he believes in limited conspiracy theories

[@NxDoyle]

Patrice was widely regarded as a great comic by his peers, and he was lauded for having a great mind, which he did. But everybody has a blind spot. And Patrice's blind spot was conspiracies.

[@plutterton]

It's funny tho so where's the harm?

[@WarbirdKid1940]

What do we think Anthony's is?

[@mr.skeleton4188]

Your blind spot being a fucking No - Body hahahahaha

[@rustyshack1707]

Bullshit dude, everything he said is true and look how many theories are being revealed as accurate today. Plus riffing about conspiracy theories can be hilarious. Listen to Alex Jones sometime dude is a comic genius as well as a great journalist.

[@jamesnoble3502]

What trial were they talking about in the beginning?