Opie & Anthony - Patrice O'Neal Hates Soccer

[@robrick9361]

Bill Burr put it best : '"Soccer is the only sport where I feel that the guys in the stands are tougher than the guys on the field".

[@darkhorse306]

Was that from a special?

[@AleKar1991]

I think Burr is in love with football now (no, it's not soccer xD). Anyway, he is a balding redhead, what does he now.

[@EMMmaximino]

d d naw soccer is w/e who gives a shit, but the hooligans are foreal tho. if if you wanna test it, wear the right jersey in the wrong town.

[@Jonalexher]

yea he admitted he loved soccer after watching the 2018 world cup

[@michaelv-a6187]

Is that a good or bad thing tho

[@ContextReallyMatters]

"Alright, Cindy got the ball, she's on a fast break and she... lays it up the same way she would've if someone was in front of her." 😂😂

[@chrisswales9272]

"Rugby is a sport for men. But it's it's a constant buncha horseshit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jcarr1399]

😂😂😂😂

[@mosthated.e.2422]

💀💀

[@becarefulwhatyoufish4764]

Still don’t know why there are women soldiers and combat sport athletes but there’s no WNFL

[@jayrizzle9226]

He's so right tho 😂

[@Stan.S9]

I love soccer but this patrice soccer rant is brilliant.

[@David-bc4hh]

Why? Seriously asking. What is the allure to you?

[@RealMadrid15UCLs]

David it’s actually great. Whole world enjoys the sport. It’s competitive. 2 hours of action no commercials.

[@scitizenkane1]

Yeah that answer wasn't vague at all, didn't explain the allure

[@Stan.S9]

@@David-bc4hh i grew up around it and playing it everyday in my childhood( from brasil), i guess it wouldnt be easy to explain the allure to some one who knows nothing about the sport,i can see how someone trying to get into it as an adult finds it boring.

[@David-bc4hh]

@@Stan.S9 I totally get that. There's no question if I were entrenched in that environment as you were I would be in the same boat. You're right, I think I'm just to late for the dance

[@danielfebrizio9033]

Lowering the hoop for the WNBA is actually a really good idea. No one would watch anyway, though.

[@stuffbuttz6428]

They're demanding the same pay as the NBA

[@torachan23]

@@stuffbuttz6428 they’ll never get it

[@IhateAlot718]

Now

[@ezequielaimar7983]

Football fan here, but i agree with Patrice with how football fans are way to protective, who cares what Americans call it, stop enforcing vocabulary on other people.

[@JahBronee]

How’d your wrist go limp?

[@AnimalStomper]

It actually comes from the term association football which originated in England.

[@THERobertL2000]

"Hockey is snow soccer" Even as a hockey fan I have to admit that was hilarious. 😂🤣

[@jayrizzle9226]

He's kinda right tho, many many similarities.

[@itsandy11]

@@jayrizzle9226name one other than low scoring

[@TravizRKade]

I'm a Snow Soccer guy

[@The_Jimplication]

Same here

[@gregoryandreski9341]

@@The_Jimplication I'm so sorry

[@evanlosh7120]

Bare knuckle boxing on ice and better hits than football 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@AltCTRLF8]

ice lacrosse

[@delroysharpe5567]

Omg..Why did he leave this earth. Patrice oh man...Think about the realness of all he says. This Guy...was a GENIUS

[@westcoastkidd17]

17:49 "... took your football and called it soccer. cause it has the word her and sock in it.." hilarious

[@dusth9405]

"Womans soft ball with their under handed fast throws. Those little fucking stubby rock n sock em robots"😂😂😂

[@PauloHernandezXD]

That “rock n sock em” part always makes me lose it, lmao

[@jungshin87]

9:05 Opie's contribution is just..astounding. thank the lord patrice just completely ignored it, let him have his shitty moment, and then resume his riff

[@TL2354]

Same as your contribution

[@Seifer8]

It was funny. The Vuvezela sounds like a fake swarm of bees

[@paulcampbell8696]

I thought it was pretty decent for an Opie moment...

[@Mr._Ramos]

Min 15:44 “they run as fast as they can to just stop the ball and do nothing, juggle it with their shoulders” gut buster comment

[@mustardnbiscuits5338]

I miss Patrice. RIP legend. I will leave this here tho. Soccer never took off here because the networks couldn't figure out how to make commercial money off of it because there's no stoppage in play, other sports were pushed. (This was in the 60s and 70s)

[@benitosotelo444]

This is why US men's soccer is abysmal. Compared to certain regions of the world.

[@JahBronee]

@@benitosotelo444 no one cares

[@tonym6566]

This is why I hate American football, they take a break every other minute for fkn commercials

[@SaltySeaCaptain]

Its cause its boring and no one gives a fuck about it

[@1ColdFuture]

I am a big Soccer fan, but I get Patrice. If its the PLayoffs, or Copa America or World Cup or some DO OR DIE situation where someone has to be eliminated it's one of the most exciting and unpredictable games ever.

[@SAM-ru4vx]

champions league only matters M I Rite.

[@AllHaiLKINGTIsHeRe3]

Soccer is for BRAD AND CHAD, or those wiggity whoop whoop yo yo thugs.

[@dominantpersona3326]

League Tables detract from the experience. All it takes is one runaway early winstreak and the season is practically over.

[@SubieLife10]

AllHaiLKINGTIsHeRe3 you haven’t met many brads or chads. Those dudes play lacrosse with Braxton.

[@luisrojas3173]

I know you’re South American lol

[@marcellocapone4925]

2:57 That Patrice little throw-away line just hit me lol.

[@onslaughtmp]

was patrice jesus? he boiled every topic down to raw truth!

[@Riicky.G]

Yes he is 😂

[@destructocid]

George Carlin and Patrice were so good at that

[@sca8217]

Last I heard, Jesus was a carpenter, not a chef.

[@jcarr1399]

“They run as fast as they can…to just stop the ball and do nothing with it. Juggle it with their fucking shoulder” 😂😂😂😂

[@-onyx2626]

😂😂😂

[@Mr._Ramos]

i wish i couldve learned about Mr P long before he died. A very intellectual man indeed and comedic underrated

[@hassejr7072]

One of my old basketball coaches said Soccer/fotboll is the only sport were the fans cheer when you miss.

[@billywalendom]

for comedic purposes I agree. I dont know how the game works in America but for those who actually watch it, that never happens

[@mcpablo13]

Patrice was alive talking about Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi, and to this date we still talking about them.

[@primitivepestilence1349]

"let's go to the highlights, they weren't any" fucking Anthony cracks me up yo

[@ModernInkling]

That was a great line. 🤣

[@emlynlewis2830]

Just watch women's soccer, like the wnba the highest level looks like a high school boys team and if they played against a university men's team they would be trounced.

[@XFitness4LifeX]

The best women's teams in the world have lost against U15 boys teams. www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/australian-womens-national-team-lose-70-to-team-of-15yearold-boys-a3257266.html This happens across the board in all sports, hockey, tennis and chess included.

[@galfleming6770]

Yeah the get tranced against schoolboys.

[@rjmoney9]

Women's soccer is actually fun as hell to watch. It's like the difference between college football and the NFL (or NCAAM vs NBA). NFL might be more "perfect" but college football has crazier stuff happen, it's less predictable, it's more fun to watch imo. Especially because the USA womens team kicks so much ass haha

[@BillyNunez2]

The points are relative to the difficulty and situation. In theory, a touchdown is 6 times more difficult than an extra point, 2 times more difficult than a field goal, etc.

[@Marz2727]

Ahh this makes sense for basketball too, as an Englishman, this all makes sense now

[@joemarron6520]

Billy Nunez so by that theory a safety is only twice as difficult as an extra point...? Seems unreasonable

[@BillyNunez2]

Joe Marron safety is the only weird one. Maybe it should be 3 or 4 points.

[@HighTech636]

Joe Marron A safety is definitely more than twice as difficult than an extra point BUT you also get the ball back.

[@KoobztheShawk]

Joe Marron you get the ball too, so it’s worth more than 2 points

[@red1728A]

"Constant bunch of horseshit." lmao

[@CasperLD]

The biggest misconception is that Americans named football "soccer". The name soccer was invented and used for over 50 years in England.

[@bobloblaw9791]

But. How do you feel about UFO's?

[@CasperLD]

@@bobloblaw9791 Well just because you've never heard it doesn't mean it's not true. And it is true.

[@notoriouseagle1074]

But isn't a slang term, like how we like to call American football gridiron or call the ball a pigskin?

[@raspycellist]

@@notoriouseagle1074 The original football field had a grid pattern on it. That's where the term comes from.

[@bengoodhart6075]

@@raspycellist nooo. It comes from associate football “soc” then they added cer to ease with prononciation.

[@dankestranch8738]

Funniest dude of all time

[@yunggpacino]

6:14 Patrice nails it!!! Soccer fans are super sensitive when an American tells them that they don't like soccer and it's boring but when a soccer fan sais anything negative about football we really don't care lol.

[@artvandelayRFC]

Why would anyone care what you think of Football? lol. It's more popular than all 4 major American sports COMBINED, and i watch some Yankball.

[@hublotkingcole683]

@@artvandelayRFC still boring

[@artvandelayRFC]

@@hublotkingcole683 lol. The whole world is wrong, but you're right.

[@dreday5880]

@@artvandelayRFC In the words of Daniel Tosh, do you know why soccer is the most popular sport? It's because half the world can't afford air conditioning.

[@artvandelayRFC]

@@dreday5880 Joking aside, the only American sport with any real popularity outside the States is Basketball. Especially in Central and Eastern Europe. I'm not counting baseball and the handful of small Latin countries that also play it. Obvs Football/soccer is king in most of those countries, too. And Baseball is barely even a sport. Cricket is more legit and that's awful too.

[@Angelotube5000]

I am a soccer fan and I laugh about this. Patrice loves Football.

[@larryok8156]

I'd rather watch a foose ball tournament on tv than a soccer match

[@rem299]

patrice, ''you know what, ready soccer, let them use their hands.............fuck it''. hahaha the whole point of the game.

[@dfviewer2007]

God I miss Patrice

[@stza16]

I love grass hockey.

[@wisterV]

drz #fieldhockey rules!

[@beeftwinkie2198]

Patrice really nailed it here

[@MsGavbo]

I would give my next paycheck to see Patrice O’Neal coach any sports team. Anything.

[@leroygreen9227]

This is the funniest rant ever🤣🤣🤣

[@vianneyrodriguez1477]

As a soccer fan I love this commentary 😂

[@mushroomlw1717]

Soccer is 90 min of nothing They kick a ball back and forth and furiously run after the ball. And it does not matter which team gets the ball because nothing is going to happen. It is not uncommon for a match to end without a goal. (Nill-Nill) And a goal is so rare the when it happens the sports announcer has to stretch out the announcement of the goal to fill up dead air because nothing else is going to happen for the rest of the match.

[@Kjernekar]

you have a strange concept of what "something happening" is.

[@billywalendom]

you really gotta respect it in a sense, when someone clueless on a topic gives an opinion confidently. thats all you could really do.

[@Al-ji4gd]

Spoken like a true Yank who doesn't know shit about the game.

[@bogdanalindaragiu1314]

you can't love it in general, you have to have a team you grew up rooting for and that team will always give you huge emotions when you see them win, especially live.. makes you cry at any age.

[@philmccracken179]

Lol pathetic

[@bogdanalindaragiu1314]

@@philmccracken179 you probably live in a village, not a big city haha

[@juliovillagran4105]

I love it in general. Grew up where there was no team to follow. So much narrative, so much passion.

[@joelglanton6531]

I cried when Germany beat Argentina 2014 (My moms side of the family is from Argentina). I got totally shitfaced, I had to call in work

[@coldsake07]

Then it seems that grown men crying is just part of this game i guess, on AND of the field. What a game.

[@alexburky9124]

so many facts here that are just off but its patrice and the way its delivered is entertaining so who cares. RIP

[@destructocid]

Snow soccer is hilarious. I’ve always called it soccer on ice

[@manifestgtr]

Soccer = safe space hockey

[@tiagocruz6769]

I reckon patrice would change his mind if he knew the USA womens world cup winning team got smashed 5-2 by Dallas Under 15s

[@godsson7787]

You only would of caused a heart attack on patrice with that news 😂😂

[@kolboy757]

Now i got into the sport. at the time i was with patrice

[@KroD313]

This shit funny as fuck lmao RIP Patrice man.. Every body getting all deep and butthurt about his opinion but dude is funny as hell. Its just his opinion lol

[@TheyCallMeSpin]

made my morning thx buddy

[@bromandude1]

I’ve used Patrice’s argument against soccer and It really does make Europeans froth at the mouth and lose their minds lol

[@jamiegaskins3687]

I agree 100% with the part about how they change who the best player is every year. I don’t watch soccer but I know who Neymar, Ronaldo, and Messi, are just because I heard all three of them named the “best” within a span of a few months.

[@joelglanton6531]

That's not actually true though. Arguing that anyone but Messi is GOAT is like the people who argue anyone but Jordan is the GOAT

[@billywalendom]

its like ESPN marketing Zion, but a Slovenian nobody ends up playing better, which is difficult for ESPN to market

[@docwhat8370]

I think it's just where you're raised. Being British I love football it's passion, it's drama, it's skill and beauty. I love the NFL now but I used to hate the stop start all the while, the fact they blew up every 2 seconds for who knows what, time outs, adverts and fucking flags thrown all over the option. I got used to it though and I think it's a hell of a game now I know it. No matter how hard I try though basketball, baseball and hockey bore me to tears. Love Patrice though, what a guy :D

[@BP-or2iu]

Basketball is awful. Baseball is slow but it’s highly strategic and a real thinking man’s game. Hockey is fast and brutal and takes perhaps the greatest agility and dexterity of any team sport on the planet. But football is my favorite because of the strategy.

[@jghifiversveiws8729]

@@BP-or2iu Basketball is actually one of the most strategic sports out there man I don't know what you're talking about man.

[@tinasheroy]

@@BP-or2iu Baseball more strategic than Basketball? I've heard it all.

[@BP-or2iu]

@@tinasheroy I didn’t actually say that.

[@srijanagrawal255]

Allure is mostly the teamwork and skill. The thrill is great but only some are that thrilling. The finesse is what matters

[@jonathandewberry289]

In fact, Ice Football had the same problem when games were becoming 0-0 over and over. I believe it was widening the nets. Then you get a better way to see who's really better. Otherwise, who cares with grass football (soccer) since the champion is usually just the team that happened to get a single 'penalty kick' or some arbitrary tie-breaker.

[@bang5146]

I have to say, I admire Patrice efforts to watch and understand the game. His idea of sports is only about score and winning, while Soccer offers more than that. There are pleasure to watch a winning team scoring lots of goals, pleasure watching team that defends for their life, pleasure of watching team that are able to keep 80% possession under pressure. on the other hand. If you prefer high scoring game, watch futsal.

[@joejosa8985]

If it’s 12 to 2 there’s not comeback. In football, if it’s 40 to 21 with 15 minutes left, there’s still a chance.

[@gargeluy3035]

Joe Josa bro did u invent American football or somethin? I’ve seen u caping for the sport under atleast 6 different comment threads lmao just let ppl have their opinions dam

[@Al-ji4gd]

@@joejosa8985 That's because 12-2 never fucking happens, so what are you talking about? You won't even see that score when kids play each other.

[@paulcorda]

Another reason Patrice did not touch on is all the diving from the players. The acting like they got shot and are rolling on the ground as if they are dying, its pathetic. In NFL, NHL, and even NBA, the games are physical and rough and players get blasted all game long. Tons of hits in NFL, tons of hits in NHL, the players keep playing, they don't act like they got killed.

[@tinasheroy]

NBA? Really?

[@oscarwinner2034]

NBA guys are as soft as 10 ply toilet paper.

[@liamwilkins2053]

american football way more gangster than soccor. im australian

[@EMMmaximino]

The Bad Elf I think the term gangster was made before American English. but who the fuck am i

[@Barkbatosu]

Soccer is great. It’s my second favourite sport. Its not especially huge here in Australia, but it’s the World game for a reason. That said American football is objectively better but it’s still great.

[@BGdroopy]

I’ve played most all sports and the most technical is soccer. ⚽️

[@scotthogan1374]

American's don't care about which sport is the most technical. We care about what is more EXCITING to watch and to us soccer falls way low on the excitement scale.

[@Al-ji4gd]

@@scotthogan1374 THat's because you people have the attention span of goldfish and need commercials to keep you entertained. That can be the only explanation why you like American football but not ''soccer''.

[@ModernInkling]

@@Al-ji4gdwe don’t need commercials. The commercials are there because people in this country actually watch football. Thats how they get their money.

[@Al-ji4gd]

@@ModernInkling The American public need commercials to keep them engaged with their short attention spans. SocCeR also has them but only one break per game, not 50.

[@thegodinhere]

Within 40 seconds... patrice dropped 2 witty funny lines..that has me dying..lol.dude wasted no time ..got my attention..guess I'm not doing anything for the next 20 mins now🤷🏾‍♂️

[@AdemJashari56]

I agree with Patrice on every level about everything.. BUT soccer Patrice RIP had no idea about!!

[@drfunk1986]

i've said get rid of the offensive offsides, and shorten the field up a bit. It'll make it way more exciting.

[@BGdroopy]

drfunk1986 yes!!! I agree. I love soccer but I prefer to play futsal. Smaller field more play. You get the ball more.

[@jaimec1011]

@Axel von Axelsson fr

[@ozz7602]

Bill burr has a bit on it, just make the offside line just like hockey, and the athletes come into play..

[@dreday5880]

As good as that idea sounds on paper, it'll make defense impossible. Imagine just standing next to the goalie the whole game waiting for a pass.

[@drfunk1986]

@Axel von Axelsson maybe on this one subject, but nobody ever knows what you're talking about.

[@marshalt]

Patrice speaks his native language in this video.

[@soysaucehairdye7869]

Ronaldinho with his 3/4 pants was pretty cool.

[@Fjuncaj]

Are used to feel how Patrice felt about soccer from the World Cup in 2014. But after playing it with my friends and watching it in the last four or five years, I have to say I like it more than regular football. Lol.

[@jayrizzle9226]

Football and soccer are different things what do you even mean?

[@Fjuncaj]

@@jayrizzle9226 Do I really have to explain?

[@sebm3029]

"no one i know like it. fuck it"

[@abb5596]

You can't win the world Cup without winning games

[@abb5596]

@Handsome Jack So your mum

[@CJ_YT.]

grew out of football at about 13 im surprised everybody else didnt

[@CJ_YT.]

actually im not surprised at all

[@MthokoMpofanaTV]

Patrice O'Neal must try playing soccer. Rugby to me is like a free for all, rugby feels like anyone who throws their body around more wins. Baseball is fun to play & fun to watch, basketball is more fun to play than it is to watch, golf looks more like a past time, cricket is more fun to watch than it is to play. Everyone loves soccer, even countries that are bad at soccer like soccer.

[@Pussy10Lover]

Women’s soccer is only as entertaining as men’s soccer in America. Everywhere else women’s soccer is almost not watched at all

[@AugustThor438]

4:40 “you f*ing sit down and pee” might be the strangest argument point I’ve ever heard

[@Richie3Jack]

I played soccer when I was in junior high. It was alright to play. The only thing that really sucked was I was the goalie and playing in Upstate NY in the fall it would be freezing and you couldn't do much of anything to keep you warm enough. And the penalty kick is the most unfair thing in sports. But soccer is un-watchable. Watched, I think it was France vs. Italy a couple of cups ago to give it a chance and it was just un-watchable. Essentially they're only going to score when somebody flops and either gets a penalty kick or a corner kick and then they score on a header. I actually liked the movie Goal! They did it right by not trying to force feed the viewer that these guys are amazing athletes and just focused on the cool things of being a pro soccer player in England and the fans and players passion for the sport. I can't tell you how many of my friends claim they like soccer but really don't and are just watching it to come off as sophisticated. Makes me want to vomit.

[@droppedmycap1594]

Nah bro. Unfortunately you started watching football when everyone from the golden era retired or are past their prime and are about to retire. Me and many die hard soccer fans, experience the same snoozefest games you just described. It’s not uncommon for us to just cut the game off. This is due to a shift in tactics from coaches who stifle the abilities of players, forcing them to play very safe, And the influx of self-proclaimed “prodigies” who essentially all play the same. Its losing what made it special, its actually a trending topic. You kinda have to search and wait for select games to have good experiences. Any type of South American or African cup tournaments seems to be alright imo, because they play like it’s their life on the line, which for most of them it is lol.

[@11moleman]

I actually think womens soccer is better than the mens, mainly because they don't dive every five minutes and actually just play the game.

[@telmolicious]

I assume u dont watch flopping basketball

[@dreday5880]

@@telmolicious At least the NBA fines players for flopping. And it's nowhere near as rampant as in soccer.

[@gunkanjima3408]

Legend

[@213byron]

Technically a touchdown is 6 points cause you need less achievements for lesser points (field goals , safeties)

[@HarryRobbo]

No one probably cares but the image on the thumbnail is meant to be a San Diego FC game but all the flags and crowd are Wigan Athletic fans from the FA Cup that have been photoshopped in...

[@cyber_punk_hazard_9778]

Get rid of the goalie - soccer instantly becomes entertaining

[@icanfartloud]

Invoke twenty-second rule....the same person cannot play "goalie" in the box for more than twenty seconds

[@tonytomei1175]

😂😂😂😂👍👍👍

[@Kobe-jz2zz]

​@@icanfartloud that's good idea

[@static1217]

I'm fucking dead rn 😂😂😂 the WNBA finals is going on rn

[@mrguy9708]

14:30 they’re not exaggerating Belgium is engulfed in a full scale riot right now because their team lost to Morocco 2-0 😂

[@brandonb3174]

And what happened after Belgium got eliminated from the group stage

[@213byron]

Imagine if Lebron liked soccer not basketball

[@stoybenxi7395]

I hope that the Gavin he’s talking about is the one I’m thinking about What a small world that would be if so

[@seandesal1035]

15:56 it sounds like patrice might have liked irish gaelic football, 3 points for a goal, 1 for kicking it over the bar

[@willyb92]

I’ve never seen it or heard of it and I’m positive it’s better than soccer

[@joemarron6520]

I hear ya, but we're doing the same with football playing in London and Mexico and places like that

[@MichaelBonhomme-ke9dm]

Church’s Chicken Spurs🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jonalexher]

was he talking about gavin mciness?

[@dominantpersona3326]

No lol

[@Pain-mr2hn]

Nope lmao

[@kingleonidas6092]

If you could win the world cup without winning, england would have won it every single time

[@Platerpus7]

Someone should have told Patrice that football originally got its name because the ball was a foot in length.

[@davidperez5089]

Should've been called pigskin ball or sumptin!

[@fan5407]

15:54 - "Let em use their hands. Fuck it."

[@Jonalexher]

I watched thousands of hours of Patrice over the years and love him but he is actually wrong here in most of his facts. Less goals makes every goal way more valuable, that's why the fans go crazy and the commentators as well when someone scores a goal, it takes work and strategy to get one, and to keep the other team from scoring one, it's much more complex than a touchdown. Just hard to get into if you don't know all the subtleties. It's like watching football without knowing about downs, interceptions, what a QB is, or what a punt is. Of course you won't like it. Also women's soccer is a joke, not sure why Patrice would say that.

[@AnneHathawayRules]

I would have liked to have heard what Patrice thought about Caitlin Clark 😢

[@tomjones8189]

And then Messi and Cristiano went on to be the top two players for ten years in a row

[@scotthogan1374]

And nobody will ever care in America.

[@jnguyen8859]

Scott Hogan i owe you a beer. God bless America.

[@tomjones8189]

@@scotthogan1374 right, americans only watch things full of African Americans

[@scotthogan1374]

@@tomjones8189 your comment is stupid. So your saying a lot of Africans don't play Soccer? You third worlders need to just accept America doesn't like Soccer because we have better, higher scoring sports i.e. real football and basket ball. There is nothing exciting about watching a bunch of nobodies kick a ball around for 4 hours for it to end 0-0.

[@tomjones8189]

@@scotthogan1374 cope

[@liambutler9427]

Patrice truly LIVED to piss people off

[@Mygoalisfitness]

Soccer is cool depending on the league.. watch Bundesliga, or Premier League...

[@johnochiltree1170]

@11:19 sorry Patrice that is factually incorrect. The point system goes away after the group stage

[@SteveDave211]

No wonder Patrice never got married.

[@vincentvega9747]

I had no idea soccer had subs thats how little I know about it I didn't even know they rotate like that

[@vladsaint6344]

2:42 Have you lost your mind Patrice?! Men's soccer is thrilling, Women's soccer is men's soccer at a slow ass half speed.

[@yrureadingthisname]

As a football fan I will attest that no one, absolutely no one I know gives a fuck whether Americans like it or not. The only time the USA is ever a consideration is when we make fun of how trash the MLS is or if our national team is lucky enough to play the USA (if they some how qualified) in group stages because we know it will be an easy win.

[@mondlism]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 from a soccer fan.

The women are tougher than the men. That’s all the soccer knowledge you need to hate the sport.

[@Jackaroo.]

pro womens teams get smashed by high school boys.

[@user-og6hl6lv7p]

In what plane of existence is that statement true?

[@JoseRamirez-bh2co]

I love Patrice and i love soccer he just sounds like hes never had the game clearly explained to him and he watched usa vs England wasn't the best game. wish he was a still around.

[@TL2354]

Don’t need it explained, it’s fuckin boring

[@chillindude5471]

americans even love ultimate frisbee

[@Mygoalisfitness]

The only thing i hate about soccer is that games can end up in a tie.....if is a tie at the end they should have penalty kicks ...so that there is a ending to the fucking game. Mot sit for 90 minutes just to watch a game that ends in 0-0....🤦🏻‍♂️