Opie & Anthony - Patrice O'Neal Hates Soccer

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Күн бұрын

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@robrick9361
@robrick9361 7 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr put it best : '"Soccer is the only sport where I feel that the guys in the stands are tougher than the guys on the field".
@darkhorse306
@darkhorse306 6 жыл бұрын
Was that from a special?
@AleKar1991
@AleKar1991 6 жыл бұрын
I think Burr is in love with football now (no, it's not soccer xD). Anyway, he is a balding redhead, what does he now.
@EMMmaximino
@EMMmaximino 6 жыл бұрын
d d naw soccer is w/e who gives a shit, but the hooligans are foreal tho. if if you wanna test it, wear the right jersey in the wrong town.
@Jonalexher
@Jonalexher 6 жыл бұрын
yea he admitted he loved soccer after watching the 2018 world cup
@michaelv-a6187
@michaelv-a6187 4 жыл бұрын
Is that a good or bad thing tho
@ContextReallyMatters
@ContextReallyMatters Жыл бұрын
"Alright, Cindy got the ball, she's on a fast break and she... lays it up the same way she would've if someone was in front of her." 😂😂
@chrisswales9272
@chrisswales9272 4 жыл бұрын
"Rugby is a sport for men. But it's it's a constant buncha horseshit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jcarr1399
@jcarr1399 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@mosthated.e.2422
@mosthated.e.2422 2 жыл бұрын
💀💀
@becarefulwhatyoufish4764
@becarefulwhatyoufish4764 Жыл бұрын
Still don’t know why there are women soldiers and combat sport athletes but there’s no WNFL
@jayrizzle9226
@jayrizzle9226 7 ай бұрын
He's so right tho 😂
@danielfebrizio9033
@danielfebrizio9033 7 жыл бұрын
Lowering the hoop for the WNBA is actually a really good idea. No one would watch anyway, though.
@stuffbuttz6428
@stuffbuttz6428 5 жыл бұрын
They're demanding the same pay as the NBA
@torachan23
@torachan23 3 жыл бұрын
@@stuffbuttz6428 they’ll never get it
@IhateAlot718
@IhateAlot718 2 ай бұрын
Now
@Stan.S9
@Stan.S9 4 жыл бұрын
I love soccer but this patrice soccer rant is brilliant.
@David-bc4hh
@David-bc4hh 4 жыл бұрын
Why? Seriously asking. What is the allure to you?
@RealMadrid15UCLs
@RealMadrid15UCLs 4 жыл бұрын
David it’s actually great. Whole world enjoys the sport. It’s competitive. 2 hours of action no commercials.
@scitizenkane1
@scitizenkane1 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that answer wasn't vague at all, didn't explain the allure
@Stan.S9
@Stan.S9 4 жыл бұрын
@@David-bc4hh i grew up around it and playing it everyday in my childhood( from brasil), i guess it wouldnt be easy to explain the allure to some one who knows nothing about the sport,i can see how someone trying to get into it as an adult finds it boring.
@David-bc4hh
@David-bc4hh 4 жыл бұрын
@@Stan.S9 I totally get that. There's no question if I were entrenched in that environment as you were I would be in the same boat. You're right, I think I'm just to late for the dance
@westcoastkidd17
@westcoastkidd17 4 жыл бұрын
17:49 "... took your football and called it soccer. cause it has the word her and sock in it.." hilarious
@dusth9405
@dusth9405 Жыл бұрын
"Womans soft ball with their under handed fast throws. Those little fucking stubby rock n sock em robots"😂😂😂
@PauloHernandezXD
@PauloHernandezXD 11 ай бұрын
That “rock n sock em” part always makes me lose it, lmao
@THERobertL2000
@THERobertL2000 2 жыл бұрын
"Hockey is snow soccer" Even as a hockey fan I have to admit that was hilarious. 😂🤣
@jayrizzle9226
@jayrizzle9226 7 ай бұрын
He's kinda right tho, many many similarities.
@itsandy11
@itsandy11 2 ай бұрын
@@jayrizzle9226name one other than low scoring
@ezequielaimar7983
@ezequielaimar7983 7 жыл бұрын
Football fan here, but i agree with Patrice with how football fans are way to protective, who cares what Americans call it, stop enforcing vocabulary on other people.
@JahBronee
@JahBronee 2 жыл бұрын
How’d your wrist go limp?
@AnimalStomper
@AnimalStomper 2 жыл бұрын
It actually comes from the term association football which originated in England.
@Mr._Ramos
@Mr._Ramos 6 жыл бұрын
Min 15:44 “they run as fast as they can to just stop the ball and do nothing, juggle it with their shoulders” gut buster comment
@delroysharpe5567
@delroysharpe5567 6 жыл бұрын
Omg..Why did he leave this earth. Patrice oh man...Think about the realness of all he says. This Guy...was a GENIUS
@jungshin87
@jungshin87 3 жыл бұрын
9:05 Opie's contribution is just..astounding. thank the lord patrice just completely ignored it, let him have his shitty moment, and then resume his riff
@TL2354
@TL2354 3 жыл бұрын
Same as your contribution
@Seifer8
@Seifer8 2 жыл бұрын
It was funny. The Vuvezela sounds like a fake swarm of bees
@paulcampbell8696
@paulcampbell8696 2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was pretty decent for an Opie moment...
@Garrettm31
@Garrettm31 19 күн бұрын
3 years later but Patrice got inspired by the sound and it made the rant better
@marcellocapone4925
@marcellocapone4925 6 ай бұрын
2:57 That Patrice little throw-away line just hit me lol.
@TravizRKade
@TravizRKade 7 жыл бұрын
I'm a Snow Soccer guy
@The_Jimplication
@The_Jimplication 6 жыл бұрын
Same here
@gregoryandreski9341
@gregoryandreski9341 5 жыл бұрын
@@The_Jimplication I'm so sorry
@evanlosh7120
@evanlosh7120 5 жыл бұрын
Bare knuckle boxing on ice and better hits than football 🤷🏼‍♂️
@AltCTRLF8
@AltCTRLF8 4 жыл бұрын
ice lacrosse
@mustardnbiscuits5338
@mustardnbiscuits5338 4 жыл бұрын
I miss Patrice. RIP legend. I will leave this here tho. Soccer never took off here because the networks couldn't figure out how to make commercial money off of it because there's no stoppage in play, other sports were pushed. (This was in the 60s and 70s)
@benitosotelo444
@benitosotelo444 4 жыл бұрын
This is why US men's soccer is abysmal. Compared to certain regions of the world.
@JahBronee
@JahBronee 2 жыл бұрын
@@benitosotelo444 no one cares
@tonym6566
@tonym6566 2 жыл бұрын
This is why I hate American football, they take a break every other minute for fkn commercials
@SaltySeaCaptain
@SaltySeaCaptain 2 жыл бұрын
Its cause its boring and no one gives a fuck about it
@jcarr1399
@jcarr1399 2 жыл бұрын
“They run as fast as they can…to just stop the ball and do nothing with it. Juggle it with their fucking shoulder” 😂😂😂😂
@-onyx2626
@-onyx2626 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@1ColdFuture
@1ColdFuture 7 жыл бұрын
I am a big Soccer fan, but I get Patrice. If its the PLayoffs, or Copa America or World Cup or some DO OR DIE situation where someone has to be eliminated it's one of the most exciting and unpredictable games ever.
@SAM-ru4vx
@SAM-ru4vx 7 жыл бұрын
champions league only matters M I Rite.
@AllHaiLKINGTIsHeRe3
@AllHaiLKINGTIsHeRe3 7 жыл бұрын
Soccer is for BRAD AND CHAD, or those wiggity whoop whoop yo yo thugs.
@dominantpersona3326
@dominantpersona3326 6 жыл бұрын
League Tables detract from the experience. All it takes is one runaway early winstreak and the season is practically over.
@SubieLife10
@SubieLife10 5 жыл бұрын
AllHaiLKINGTIsHeRe3 you haven’t met many brads or chads. Those dudes play lacrosse with Braxton.
@luisrojas3173
@luisrojas3173 4 жыл бұрын
I know you’re South American lol
@CasperLD
@CasperLD 5 жыл бұрын
The biggest misconception is that Americans named football "soccer". The name soccer was invented and used for over 50 years in England.
@bobloblaw9791
@bobloblaw9791 4 жыл бұрын
But. How do you feel about UFO's?
@CasperLD
@CasperLD 4 жыл бұрын
@@bobloblaw9791 Well just because you've never heard it doesn't mean it's not true. And it is true.
@notoriouseagle1074
@notoriouseagle1074 4 жыл бұрын
But isn't a slang term, like how we like to call American football gridiron or call the ball a pigskin?
@raspycellist
@raspycellist 4 жыл бұрын
@@notoriouseagle1074 The original football field had a grid pattern on it. That's where the term comes from.
@bengoodhart6075
@bengoodhart6075 4 жыл бұрын
@@raspycellist nooo. It comes from associate football “soc” then they added cer to ease with prononciation.
@yunggpacino
@yunggpacino 4 жыл бұрын
6:14 Patrice nails it!!! Soccer fans are super sensitive when an American tells them that they don't like soccer and it's boring but when a soccer fan sais anything negative about football we really don't care lol.
@artvandelayRFC
@artvandelayRFC 4 жыл бұрын
Why would anyone care what you think of Football? lol. It's more popular than all 4 major American sports COMBINED, and i watch some Yankball.
@hublotkingcole683
@hublotkingcole683 4 жыл бұрын
@@artvandelayRFC still boring
@artvandelayRFC
@artvandelayRFC 4 жыл бұрын
@@hublotkingcole683 lol. The whole world is wrong, but you're right.
@dreday5880
@dreday5880 4 жыл бұрын
@@artvandelayRFC In the words of Daniel Tosh, do you know why soccer is the most popular sport? It's because half the world can't afford air conditioning.
@artvandelayRFC
@artvandelayRFC 4 жыл бұрын
@@dreday5880 Joking aside, the only American sport with any real popularity outside the States is Basketball. Especially in Central and Eastern Europe. I'm not counting baseball and the handful of small Latin countries that also play it. Obvs Football/soccer is king in most of those countries, too. And Baseball is barely even a sport. Cricket is more legit and that's awful too.
@onslaughtmp
@onslaughtmp 4 жыл бұрын
was patrice jesus? he boiled every topic down to raw truth!
@Riicky.G
@Riicky.G 3 жыл бұрын
Yes he is 😂
@destructocid
@destructocid 3 жыл бұрын
George Carlin and Patrice were so good at that
@sca8217
@sca8217 3 жыл бұрын
Last I heard, Jesus was a carpenter, not a chef.
@red1728A
@red1728A 7 жыл бұрын
"Constant bunch of horseshit." lmao
@Mr._Ramos
@Mr._Ramos 6 жыл бұрын
i wish i couldve learned about Mr P long before he died. A very intellectual man indeed and comedic underrated
@mcpablo13
@mcpablo13 11 ай бұрын
Patrice was alive talking about Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi, and to this date we still talking about them.
@hassejr7072
@hassejr7072 3 жыл бұрын
One of my old basketball coaches said Soccer/fotboll is the only sport were the fans cheer when you miss.
@billywalendom
@billywalendom 2 жыл бұрын
for comedic purposes I agree. I dont know how the game works in America but for those who actually watch it, that never happens
@primitivepestilence1349
@primitivepestilence1349 2 жыл бұрын
"let's go to the highlights, they weren't any" fucking Anthony cracks me up yo
@ModernInkling
@ModernInkling 5 ай бұрын
That was a great line. 🤣
@bromandude1
@bromandude1 11 ай бұрын
I’ve used Patrice’s argument against soccer and It really does make Europeans froth at the mouth and lose their minds lol
@BillyNunez2
@BillyNunez2 7 жыл бұрын
The points are relative to the difficulty and situation. In theory, a touchdown is 6 times more difficult than an extra point, 2 times more difficult than a field goal, etc.
@Marz2727
@Marz2727 7 жыл бұрын
Ahh this makes sense for basketball too, as an Englishman, this all makes sense now
@joemarron6520
@joemarron6520 7 жыл бұрын
Billy Nunez so by that theory a safety is only twice as difficult as an extra point...? Seems unreasonable
@BillyNunez2
@BillyNunez2 7 жыл бұрын
Joe Marron safety is the only weird one. Maybe it should be 3 or 4 points.
@HighTech636
@HighTech636 6 жыл бұрын
Joe Marron A safety is definitely more than twice as difficult than an extra point BUT you also get the ball back.
@KoobztheShawk
@KoobztheShawk 4 жыл бұрын
Joe Marron you get the ball too, so it’s worth more than 2 points
@dankestranch8738
@dankestranch8738 4 жыл бұрын
Funniest dude of all time
@emlynlewis2830
@emlynlewis2830 7 жыл бұрын
Just watch women's soccer, like the wnba the highest level looks like a high school boys team and if they played against a university men's team they would be trounced.
@XFitness4LifeX
@XFitness4LifeX 6 жыл бұрын
The best women's teams in the world have lost against U15 boys teams. www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/australian-womens-national-team-lose-70-to-team-of-15yearold-boys-a3257266.html This happens across the board in all sports, hockey, tennis and chess included.
@galfleming6770
@galfleming6770 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah the get tranced against schoolboys.
@rjmoney9
@rjmoney9 3 жыл бұрын
Women's soccer is actually fun as hell to watch. It's like the difference between college football and the NFL (or NCAAM vs NBA). NFL might be more "perfect" but college football has crazier stuff happen, it's less predictable, it's more fun to watch imo. Especially because the USA womens team kicks so much ass haha
@mushroomlw1717
@mushroomlw1717 5 жыл бұрын
Soccer is 90 min of nothing They kick a ball back and forth and furiously run after the ball. And it does not matter which team gets the ball because nothing is going to happen. It is not uncommon for a match to end without a goal. (Nill-Nill) And a goal is so rare the when it happens the sports announcer has to stretch out the announcement of the goal to fill up dead air because nothing else is going to happen for the rest of the match.
@Kjernekar
@Kjernekar 2 жыл бұрын
you have a strange concept of what "something happening" is.
@billywalendom
@billywalendom 2 жыл бұрын
you really gotta respect it in a sense, when someone clueless on a topic gives an opinion confidently. thats all you could really do.
@Al-ji4gd
@Al-ji4gd 6 ай бұрын
Spoken like a true Yank who doesn't know shit about the game.
@TheyCallMeSpin
@TheyCallMeSpin 7 жыл бұрын
made my morning thx buddy
@Angelotube5000
@Angelotube5000 7 жыл бұрын
I am a soccer fan and I laugh about this. Patrice loves Football.
@dfviewer2007
@dfviewer2007 6 жыл бұрын
God I miss Patrice
@rem299
@rem299 7 жыл бұрын
patrice, ''you know what, ready soccer, let them use their hands.............fuck it''. hahaha the whole point of the game.
@larryok8156
@larryok8156 4 жыл бұрын
I'd rather watch a foose ball tournament on tv than a soccer match
@tiagocruz6769
@tiagocruz6769 4 жыл бұрын
I reckon patrice would change his mind if he knew the USA womens world cup winning team got smashed 5-2 by Dallas Under 15s
@godsson7787
@godsson7787 4 жыл бұрын
You only would of caused a heart attack on patrice with that news 😂😂
@bogdanalindaragiu1314
@bogdanalindaragiu1314 4 жыл бұрын
you can't love it in general, you have to have a team you grew up rooting for and that team will always give you huge emotions when you see them win, especially live.. makes you cry at any age.
@philmccracken179
@philmccracken179 3 жыл бұрын
Lol pathetic
@bogdanalindaragiu1314
@bogdanalindaragiu1314 3 жыл бұрын
@@philmccracken179 you probably live in a village, not a big city haha
@juliovillagran4105
@juliovillagran4105 2 жыл бұрын
I love it in general. Grew up where there was no team to follow. So much narrative, so much passion.
@joelglanton6531
@joelglanton6531 2 жыл бұрын
I cried when Germany beat Argentina 2014 (My moms side of the family is from Argentina). I got totally shitfaced, I had to call in work
@coldsake07
@coldsake07 2 жыл бұрын
Then it seems that grown men crying is just part of this game i guess, on AND of the field. What a game.
@MsGavbo
@MsGavbo 5 ай бұрын
I would give my next paycheck to see Patrice O’Neal coach any sports team. Anything.
@beeftwinkie2198
@beeftwinkie2198 4 жыл бұрын
Patrice really nailed it here
@leroygreen9227
@leroygreen9227 2 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest rant ever🤣🤣🤣
@sebm3029
@sebm3029 Жыл бұрын
"no one i know like it. fuck it"
@stza16
@stza16 7 жыл бұрын
I love grass hockey.
@wisterV
@wisterV 7 жыл бұрын
drz #fieldhockey rules!
@docwhat8370
@docwhat8370 6 жыл бұрын
I think it's just where you're raised. Being British I love football it's passion, it's drama, it's skill and beauty. I love the NFL now but I used to hate the stop start all the while, the fact they blew up every 2 seconds for who knows what, time outs, adverts and fucking flags thrown all over the option. I got used to it though and I think it's a hell of a game now I know it. No matter how hard I try though basketball, baseball and hockey bore me to tears. Love Patrice though, what a guy :D
@BP-or2iu
@BP-or2iu 6 жыл бұрын
Basketball is awful. Baseball is slow but it’s highly strategic and a real thinking man’s game. Hockey is fast and brutal and takes perhaps the greatest agility and dexterity of any team sport on the planet. But football is my favorite because of the strategy.
@jghifiversveiws8729
@jghifiversveiws8729 2 жыл бұрын
@@BP-or2iu Basketball is actually one of the most strategic sports out there man I don't know what you're talking about man.
@tinasheroy
@tinasheroy 2 жыл бұрын
@@BP-or2iu Baseball more strategic than Basketball? I've heard it all.
@BP-or2iu
@BP-or2iu 2 жыл бұрын
@@tinasheroy I didn’t actually say that.
@vianneyrodriguez1477
@vianneyrodriguez1477 4 ай бұрын
As a soccer fan I love this commentary 😂
@destructocid
@destructocid 3 жыл бұрын
Snow soccer is hilarious. I’ve always called it soccer on ice
@kolboy757
@kolboy757 3 жыл бұрын
Now i got into the sport. at the time i was with patrice
@bang5146
@bang5146 5 жыл бұрын
I have to say, I admire Patrice efforts to watch and understand the game. His idea of sports is only about score and winning, while Soccer offers more than that. There are pleasure to watch a winning team scoring lots of goals, pleasure watching team that defends for their life, pleasure of watching team that are able to keep 80% possession under pressure. on the other hand. If you prefer high scoring game, watch futsal.
@joejosa8985
@joejosa8985 4 жыл бұрын
If it’s 12 to 2 there’s not comeback. In football, if it’s 40 to 21 with 15 minutes left, there’s still a chance.
@gargeluy3035
@gargeluy3035 4 жыл бұрын
Joe Josa bro did u invent American football or somethin? I’ve seen u caping for the sport under atleast 6 different comment threads lmao just let ppl have their opinions dam
@Al-ji4gd
@Al-ji4gd 6 ай бұрын
@@joejosa8985 That's because 12-2 never fucking happens, so what are you talking about? You won't even see that score when kids play each other.
@manifestgtr
@manifestgtr 3 жыл бұрын
Soccer = safe space hockey
@liamwilkins2053
@liamwilkins2053 7 жыл бұрын
american football way more gangster than soccor. im australian
@EMMmaximino
@EMMmaximino 6 жыл бұрын
The Bad Elf I think the term gangster was made before American English. but who the fuck am i
@srijanagrawal255
@srijanagrawal255 5 жыл бұрын
Allure is mostly the teamwork and skill. The thrill is great but only some are that thrilling. The finesse is what matters
@paulcorda
@paulcorda 4 жыл бұрын
Another reason Patrice did not touch on is all the diving from the players. The acting like they got shot and are rolling on the ground as if they are dying, its pathetic. In NFL, NHL, and even NBA, the games are physical and rough and players get blasted all game long. Tons of hits in NFL, tons of hits in NHL, the players keep playing, they don't act like they got killed.
@tinasheroy
@tinasheroy 2 жыл бұрын
NBA? Really?
@oscarwinner2034
@oscarwinner2034 2 жыл бұрын
NBA guys are as soft as 10 ply toilet paper.
@KroD313
@KroD313 7 жыл бұрын
This shit funny as fuck lmao RIP Patrice man.. Every body getting all deep and butthurt about his opinion but dude is funny as hell. Its just his opinion lol
@johnochiltree1170
@johnochiltree1170 6 жыл бұрын
@11:19 sorry Patrice that is factually incorrect. The point system goes away after the group stage
@AugustThor438
@AugustThor438 5 жыл бұрын
4:40 “you f*ing sit down and pee” might be the strangest argument point I’ve ever heard
@Pussy10Lover
@Pussy10Lover 6 жыл бұрын
Women’s soccer is only as entertaining as men’s soccer in America. Everywhere else women’s soccer is almost not watched at all
@ibnbrydie
@ibnbrydie 3 ай бұрын
The WNBA Sacramento churchs chicken Los Angeles bail bondz😅😂
@mrguy9708
@mrguy9708 2 жыл бұрын
14:30 they’re not exaggerating Belgium is engulfed in a full scale riot right now because their team lost to Morocco 2-0 😂
@brandonb3174
@brandonb3174 Жыл бұрын
And what happened after Belgium got eliminated from the group stage
@jamiegaskins3687
@jamiegaskins3687 3 жыл бұрын
I agree 100% with the part about how they change who the best player is every year. I don’t watch soccer but I know who Neymar, Ronaldo, and Messi, are just because I heard all three of them named the “best” within a span of a few months.
@joelglanton6531
@joelglanton6531 2 жыл бұрын
That's not actually true though. Arguing that anyone but Messi is GOAT is like the people who argue anyone but Jordan is the GOAT
@billywalendom
@billywalendom 2 жыл бұрын
its like ESPN marketing Zion, but a Slovenian nobody ends up playing better, which is difficult for ESPN to market
@BGdroopy
@BGdroopy 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve played most all sports and the most technical is soccer. ⚽️
@scotthogan1374
@scotthogan1374 5 жыл бұрын
American's don't care about which sport is the most technical. We care about what is more EXCITING to watch and to us soccer falls way low on the excitement scale.
@Al-ji4gd
@Al-ji4gd 6 ай бұрын
@@scotthogan1374 THat's because you people have the attention span of goldfish and need commercials to keep you entertained. That can be the only explanation why you like American football but not ''soccer''.
@ModernInkling
@ModernInkling 5 ай бұрын
@@Al-ji4gdwe don’t need commercials. The commercials are there because people in this country actually watch football. Thats how they get their money.
@Al-ji4gd
@Al-ji4gd 5 ай бұрын
@@ModernInkling The American public need commercials to keep them engaged with their short attention spans. SocCeR also has them but only one break per game, not 50.
@Barkbatosu
@Barkbatosu 6 жыл бұрын
Soccer is great. It’s my second favourite sport. Its not especially huge here in Australia, but it’s the World game for a reason. That said American football is objectively better but it’s still great.
@Jonalexher
@Jonalexher 6 жыл бұрын
I watched thousands of hours of Patrice over the years and love him but he is actually wrong here in most of his facts. Less goals makes every goal way more valuable, that's why the fans go crazy and the commentators as well when someone scores a goal, it takes work and strategy to get one, and to keep the other team from scoring one, it's much more complex than a touchdown. Just hard to get into if you don't know all the subtleties. It's like watching football without knowing about downs, interceptions, what a QB is, or what a punt is. Of course you won't like it. Also women's soccer is a joke, not sure why Patrice would say that.
@Jonalexher
@Jonalexher 6 жыл бұрын
was he talking about gavin mciness?
@dominantpersona3326
@dominantpersona3326 6 жыл бұрын
No lol
@Pain-mr2hn
@Pain-mr2hn 5 жыл бұрын
Nope lmao
@alexburky9124
@alexburky9124 7 жыл бұрын
so many facts here that are just off but its patrice and the way its delivered is entertaining so who cares. RIP
@yrureadingthisname
@yrureadingthisname 4 жыл бұрын
As a football fan I will attest that no one, absolutely no one I know gives a fuck whether Americans like it or not. The only time the USA is ever a consideration is when we make fun of how trash the MLS is or if our national team is lucky enough to play the USA (if they some how qualified) in group stages because we know it will be an easy win.
@seandesal1035
@seandesal1035 3 жыл бұрын
15:56 it sounds like patrice might have liked irish gaelic football, 3 points for a goal, 1 for kicking it over the bar
@willyb92
@willyb92 5 ай бұрын
I’ve never seen it or heard of it and I’m positive it’s better than soccer
@hifijohn
@hifijohn 6 күн бұрын
Soccer isn't a sport its just killing time.
@jonathandewberry289
@jonathandewberry289 3 жыл бұрын
In fact, Ice Football had the same problem when games were becoming 0-0 over and over. I believe it was widening the nets. Then you get a better way to see who's really better. Otherwise, who cares with grass football (soccer) since the champion is usually just the team that happened to get a single 'penalty kick' or some arbitrary tie-breaker.
@11moleman
@11moleman 7 жыл бұрын
I actually think womens soccer is better than the mens, mainly because they don't dive every five minutes and actually just play the game.
@telmolicious
@telmolicious 6 жыл бұрын
I assume u dont watch flopping basketball
@dreday5880
@dreday5880 5 жыл бұрын
@@telmolicious At least the NBA fines players for flopping. And it's nowhere near as rampant as in soccer.
@stoybenxi7395
@stoybenxi7395 2 жыл бұрын
I hope that the Gavin he’s talking about is the one I’m thinking about What a small world that would be if so
@TheExilarius
@TheExilarius 2 жыл бұрын
Love patrice but in this clip he spoke like a full American. He normally speaks on a man's perspective but not in this one. "they never stop" "why they run so much", spoken like the average obese American. Love you Patrice
@cyber_punk_hazard_9778
@cyber_punk_hazard_9778 7 жыл бұрын
Get rid of the goalie - soccer instantly becomes entertaining
@icanfartloud
@icanfartloud 5 жыл бұрын
Invoke twenty-second rule....the same person cannot play "goalie" in the box for more than twenty seconds
@tonytomei1175
@tonytomei1175 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂👍👍👍
@Kobe-jz2zz
@Kobe-jz2zz 6 ай бұрын
​@@icanfartloud that's good idea
@MthokoMpofanaTV
@MthokoMpofanaTV Жыл бұрын
Patrice O'Neal must try playing soccer. Rugby to me is like a free for all, rugby feels like anyone who throws their body around more wins. Baseball is fun to play & fun to watch, basketball is more fun to play than it is to watch, golf looks more like a past time, cricket is more fun to watch than it is to play. Everyone loves soccer, even countries that are bad at soccer like soccer.
@gunkanjima3408
@gunkanjima3408 2 жыл бұрын
Legend
@Richie3Jack
@Richie3Jack Жыл бұрын
I played soccer when I was in junior high. It was alright to play. The only thing that really sucked was I was the goalie and playing in Upstate NY in the fall it would be freezing and you couldn't do much of anything to keep you warm enough. And the penalty kick is the most unfair thing in sports. But soccer is un-watchable. Watched, I think it was France vs. Italy a couple of cups ago to give it a chance and it was just un-watchable. Essentially they're only going to score when somebody flops and either gets a penalty kick or a corner kick and then they score on a header. I actually liked the movie Goal! They did it right by not trying to force feed the viewer that these guys are amazing athletes and just focused on the cool things of being a pro soccer player in England and the fans and players passion for the sport. I can't tell you how many of my friends claim they like soccer but really don't and are just watching it to come off as sophisticated. Makes me want to vomit.
@droppedmycap1594
@droppedmycap1594 4 ай бұрын
Nah bro. Unfortunately you started watching football when everyone from the golden era retired or are past their prime and are about to retire. Me and many die hard soccer fans, experience the same snoozefest games you just described. It’s not uncommon for us to just cut the game off. This is due to a shift in tactics from coaches who stifle the abilities of players, forcing them to play very safe, And the influx of self-proclaimed “prodigies” who essentially all play the same. Its losing what made it special, its actually a trending topic. You kinda have to search and wait for select games to have good experiences. Any type of South American or African cup tournaments seems to be alright imo, because they play like it’s their life on the line, which for most of them it is lol.
@AdemJashari56
@AdemJashari56 7 жыл бұрын
I agree with Patrice on every level about everything.. BUT soccer Patrice RIP had no idea about!!
@fan5407
@fan5407 3 ай бұрын
15:54 - "Let em use their hands. Fuck it."
@vladsaint6344
@vladsaint6344 Жыл бұрын
2:42 Have you lost your mind Patrice?! Men's soccer is thrilling, Women's soccer is men's soccer at a slow ass half speed.
@HarryRobbo
@HarryRobbo 5 жыл бұрын
No one probably cares but the image on the thumbnail is meant to be a San Diego FC game but all the flags and crowd are Wigan Athletic fans from the FA Cup that have been photoshopped in...
@drfunk1986
@drfunk1986 7 жыл бұрын
i've said get rid of the offensive offsides, and shorten the field up a bit. It'll make it way more exciting.
@BGdroopy
@BGdroopy 5 жыл бұрын
drfunk1986 yes!!! I agree. I love soccer but I prefer to play futsal. Smaller field more play. You get the ball more.
@jaimec1011
@jaimec1011 4 жыл бұрын
@Axel von Axelsson fr
@ozz7602
@ozz7602 4 жыл бұрын
Bill burr has a bit on it, just make the offside line just like hockey, and the athletes come into play..
@dreday5880
@dreday5880 4 жыл бұрын
As good as that idea sounds on paper, it'll make defense impossible. Imagine just standing next to the goalie the whole game waiting for a pass.
@drfunk1986
@drfunk1986 4 жыл бұрын
@Axel von Axelsson maybe on this one subject, but nobody ever knows what you're talking about.
@Fjuncaj
@Fjuncaj 10 ай бұрын
Are used to feel how Patrice felt about soccer from the World Cup in 2014. But after playing it with my friends and watching it in the last four or five years, I have to say I like it more than regular football. Lol.
@jayrizzle9226
@jayrizzle9226 7 ай бұрын
Football and soccer are different things what do you even mean?
@Fjuncaj
@Fjuncaj 7 ай бұрын
@@jayrizzle9226 Do I really have to explain?
@soysaucehairdye7869
@soysaucehairdye7869 6 ай бұрын
Ronaldinho with his 3/4 pants was pretty cool.
@deanonewton8704
@deanonewton8704 19 күн бұрын
I’m English, grew up with soccer, it is boring to watch, Patrice really hits on something. I watch the NFL now, go Pats! 😒
@marshalt
@marshalt 7 жыл бұрын
Patrice speaks his native language in this video.
@thegodinhere
@thegodinhere 3 жыл бұрын
Within 40 seconds... patrice dropped 2 witty funny lines..that has me dying..lol.dude wasted no time ..got my attention..guess I'm not doing anything for the next 20 mins now🤷🏾‍♂️
@nfcoley1357
@nfcoley1357 3 жыл бұрын
Soccer is the worst sport to ever exist. Jury duty is more exciting than soccer. Worlds most boring fucking sport
@213byron
@213byron 3 жыл бұрын
Technically a touchdown is 6 points cause you need less achievements for lesser points (field goals , safeties)
@CJ_YT.
@CJ_YT. Жыл бұрын
grew out of football at about 13 im surprised everybody else didnt
@CJ_YT.
@CJ_YT. Жыл бұрын
actually im not surprised at all
@erickgarcia36
@erickgarcia36 2 жыл бұрын
...futebol, patrice,, Brasil
@static1217
@static1217 5 жыл бұрын
I'm fucking dead rn 😂😂😂 the WNBA finals is going on rn
@SpaceCityProjectz
@SpaceCityProjectz Жыл бұрын
They never spoke his name... Zlatan 🎉😂😂😂
@abb5596
@abb5596 4 жыл бұрын
You can't win the world Cup without winning games
@abb5596
@abb5596 4 жыл бұрын
@Handsome Jack So your mum
@kingleonidas6092
@kingleonidas6092 7 жыл бұрын
If you could win the world cup without winning, england would have won it every single time
@MichaelBonhomme-ke9dm
@MichaelBonhomme-ke9dm 3 ай бұрын
Church’s Chicken Spurs🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@liambutler9427
@liambutler9427 8 ай бұрын
Patrice truly LIVED to piss people off
@JerseySlayer
@JerseySlayer 7 жыл бұрын
Used to have a girlfriend that played soccer. After the game was over, the ref adds a seemingly random increment of time onto the end of the game just to make me want my own death more. So ungodly fucking annoying. NBA is shit too, no more being rough, its boring to me. Playoff hockey is more exciting than any other sport - easy. I'll take the physicality and pace of snow soccer over anything, no players faking injuries, dudes getting hit in the mouth with pucks, sticks, and fists and still playing... its not even close.
@AnneHathawayRules
@AnneHathawayRules 4 ай бұрын
I would have liked to have heard what Patrice thought about Caitlin Clark 😢
@Platerpus7
@Platerpus7 Жыл бұрын
Someone should have told Patrice that football originally got its name because the ball was a foot in length.
@davidperez5089
@davidperez5089 Жыл бұрын
Should've been called pigskin ball or sumptin!
@tomjones8189
@tomjones8189 5 жыл бұрын
And then Messi and Cristiano went on to be the top two players for ten years in a row
@scotthogan1374
@scotthogan1374 5 жыл бұрын
And nobody will ever care in America.
@jnguyen8859
@jnguyen8859 5 жыл бұрын
Scott Hogan i owe you a beer. God bless America.
@tomjones8189
@tomjones8189 5 жыл бұрын
@@scotthogan1374 right, americans only watch things full of African Americans
@scotthogan1374
@scotthogan1374 5 жыл бұрын
@@tomjones8189 your comment is stupid. So your saying a lot of Africans don't play Soccer? You third worlders need to just accept America doesn't like Soccer because we have better, higher scoring sports i.e. real football and basket ball. There is nothing exciting about watching a bunch of nobodies kick a ball around for 4 hours for it to end 0-0.
@tomjones8189
@tomjones8189 5 жыл бұрын
@@scotthogan1374 cope
@213byron
@213byron 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Lebron liked soccer not basketball
@Mygoalisfitness
@Mygoalisfitness 4 жыл бұрын
Soccer is cool depending on the league.. watch Bundesliga, or Premier League...
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