Timesuck | Demonologists Ed and Lorraine Warren (from Annabelle, the Conjuring, and more)

[@kwg5044]

Y'know. I was wondering why this is called Time Suck, but after bingeing episodes and even sleeping through some over the last few days. Now I get it. You're sucking time from my life to make Bojangles more powerful. Well played

[@josephsmith6777]

Jjj

[@timszarek1793]

Dude I’ve been listening for at least two years and I just wanna say truly an honestly thanks for all the knowledge. You make learning fun lol.

[@taurus4205]

Stoked that you are now on the youtubes!!!!!! I tell all my friends about the suck. Most have no idea what I’m talking about and get creeped out and leave me by myself. So yeah life is going great. Thanks for not leaving me alone in this cold cruel world Suckmaster. We need you. We all do. 👊🤘✌️🖖🖤

[@rebeccawest7295]

You are my new favorite show. I've started watching a week ago and am now catching up going through old shows to catch up. You seriously rule! Rock on.

[@mariahmassey6226]

Okay have officially fallen in love again with what I love and enjoy! Thank you so much and will officially be binge watching every episode starting tonight!!!

[@terrywagner302]

Dude I'm so happy to be able to watch your podcast now. I've been a fan of yours for years Dan. 4 years ago I found my fiance on the bedroom floor, I did everything I could to save the love of my life and my efforts where in vain. The trauma from losing her really effed up my world and gave me this awesome thing called PTSD. Listening to your comedy and podcasts has truly helped me through a very dark place in my life, not only did you help me find myself but you definitely had a hand in saving my life! I am eternally great full Dan! Thanks for keeping me laughing and smiling. Keep up the good work, Hail nimrod! And Hail Dan Cummings! P.S. keep "making it happen" Jhonny Gunns!

[@dreadmawgaming]

"I've never went to bed with a loose butthole." Fuck that was funny.

[@capnpicard6146]

Bojangles be praised, for now there is light as well as sound.

[@dershishi]

39:58 for woodys spray

[@thatguy8212]

Bless you son.

[@erickaps2937]

exactly what i was looking for, thanks mvp

[@carlaforshner9797]

This is the first episode of this podcast I've watched, and now that I know what product to buy to repel rapey demons, I'd like to express my gratitude for such helpful information. I look forward to more useful tips! WHOOT WHOOT WOODY!

[@nathanielpratt7413]

I SERIOUSLY freaking hope Woody becomes a new suck diety

[@alexanderkeefer824]

might be a little late here but... Woody sadly doesn't come back.

[@GlassGhost74]

Dan, please please please please please do more of Woody in every episode! Maybe not every episode but at least often. I think he should become a new face of the suck! That shit had me in tears! Keep on sucking!

[@davesistare4250]

Count Blah I’m on board with this. Loved Woody. Need more of that sweet, sweet puppet lovin’.

[@edwardjunior7325]

Hail Nimrod!!! Im new to the podcast but, been following your comedy for years... Love it master sucker... A true inspiration. Keep up the good work sir....

[@enogsiepoh6645]

So amazing how far this podcast has come. I'm quite the cheapskate but being a space lizard is more than worth the money. Hail Nimrod! Going to the Suck Dungeon is definitely on my bucket list. Also my mother is the founder of Nightwolf paranormal and as a kid we we're invited to Warren family dinner party due to a column my mother wrote. She is a wackadoodle but I love her so what is big deal?

[@lifeimprovements4810]

Oh hell yes I'm looking forward to more of this

[@squelto]

The obituary bit at 1:15:45 had me in tears

[@leepolson401]

The voice of Woody is so much like Mister Hankey the Xmas Poo I had to look up to make sure The Suckmaster wasn't the voice.

[@doctrzombie]

29:33 A star is born

[@danellis6686]

Love your podcast!!! Binge listening now! Also, awesome fucking shirt! A mediocre time is a great podcast as well!

[@orenthalsimpson]

Finally in video!!! The audio is way better on Spotify but I'd still rather watch the Master Sucker do his thing in video

[@BJRyan-bc4oc]

AKA HAIL NIMROD! This is great! Something else to distract me from work lol

[@cryptomon86]

Hail bojangles

[@tkdblt09]

HAIL NIMROD!! , It's awesome to see how u actually make an episode... Your amazing! I have also started doing stand up after listening to u :)...

[@hannahsinister]

OMG Hail Nimrod!! Why can't I like this a million times youtube?!

[@Classycar]

Dan Cummins the master of the suck, is so interesting to see the face behind the voice and I'm grateful to see this in video form!

[@Russ12Buss]

You had me at Demon Butt Babies!!! HAIL NIMROD

[@chuckard7639]

Appreciate the occasional eye contact!

[@johnnyblaze4546]

Awkward

[@purpleicecreamtruck5414]

Your impression of “Woody” sounds more like “Towelie” from SouthPark lol.

[@amiti2359]

love this! Dan you look high AF

[@johnnyblaze4546]

A poltergeist pecker pillow is no laughing matter.

[@Togdurtha]

Dude, you made me laugh so hard through this, I might just have to subscribe🤣💯

[@peytonbaronne7336]

So on the subject of ghost orbs, which btw I actually cried laughing at that bit, after my grandfather died, in pictures of any family event held at my grandmother's house, a blue orb would show up after the pictures were developed. These showed up in pictures taken from several angles and always showed in the middle of the group of family members. Whether I actually believe in this or not I dont know but it is food for thought

[@AfroBallsac]

I'm soaked. Hail Nimrod. Hail Dan Cummins aka Creamlord, Slayer of Ignorance. Happy Halloween! 🎃

[@carlypoth3440]

Yes master sucker!! Best thing of my day! Ready for another drunk as fuck suck on here ! Would be epic

[@purplepatch7]

Yes I have seen ghost nuts before! My mom and brother and I have heard many doors slam, footsteps, and one time it sounded like a someone was breaking into our garage door, jiggling the handle. When my dad came down with his gun, outside garage door was shut and all the windows were locked and closed. It was horrifying. But yeah I saw the orbs right after I saw someone standing over my bed. They went out my window. And I felt weirdly safe.

[@robdela3632]

lol mr. hankie 29:50

[@mhxistenz]

So fun to see the SuckMaster in his element! I have to say, though, that Woody sounds too much like Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo and, while I love Mr Hankey, I did not care for Woody. I cracked up when shadow Chikatilo made an appearance! 🤣 Love that guy! Hail Nimrod!

[@spaceghost3941]

29:22 "Don't worry everybody, I brought my 30 inch Woody"

[@chasechristian45]

FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK YEEEEAAAAHHHH reverend doctor cummins on youtube!!!!! Nimrod is pleased!!!!!

[@adamethridge7824]

Woody sounds like mr Hankey

[@willdaniels9420]

You god damn genius I knew it felt familiar

[@teutonicarmory7743]

Also getting some towlie vibes

[@adamethridge7824]

Teutonic Armory you kids wanna get high

[@teutonicarmory7743]

Adam Ethridge lol

[@schmo2109]

THIS CHANNEL DESERVES MORE SUBSCRIBERS! C'mon meatsacks! Share the suck with your friends, GOSH DANG!

[@ExodusAttacKGR]

30:13 i fking love it weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@lecavalier32]

Scary AF. Great podcast. Cheers from Toronto

[@Avinator5712]

Wait, he saw something in his closet. Something that looked like a basketball. It was Mike Wazowski. Remember- he said he was the ball back in school. And the monsters come through closets. Case closed.

[@smoreski]

I have a feeling that this Basheeba woman was just some grumpy old lady that is just a victim of some mean little kids that she probably kicked off her property or whatever.

[@brantstockford1888]

Great addition to the podcast. Can’t wait to see an idiots of the internet collected from your own videos! Hail nimrod.

[@hunterreynolds3726]

Love from Nashville Tn, love you dan

[@CanyouplsNot]

Oh shit a face to the voice

[@liamharrison6145]

Doin some rewatching of the favorites and after hearing reasons why people think orbs are the shapes of some souls, if found it weird no one ever really noted that celestial bodies like planets, suns, black holes, moons, etc are spherical, so it stands to reason that if souls had a maybe a gravity center they'd become round too. That sounds insane, but so does every other reason lol

[@DRBUX86]

Thank you

[@ancoraimparo4996]

My inner evil twin will heretofore be referred to as MALEVOLENCIA!

[@LevyLandTV]

Now with video!

[@randy5897]

Can I have my 5 minutes of life back from that sourdough tangent .....🤣

[@alia___reneè]

I. HAVE BEEN WAITING. FOR THIS. YES SUCK LORD!

[@kornkultrc]

Check for bees? More like check for shoes.

[@markasdead]

Is Dan reading from a teleprompter? Would be kind of hard to improve ALL of this!

[@mikebryant4258]

Yeah he is. You can tell by how his eyes shift. Its to the left of him. But it would be hard to do this podcast without notes! Keep up the good work Master Sucker!!!!

[@orenthalsimpson]

Did you think he was doing every episode from memory?

[@markasdead]

@@mikebryant4258 yeah now that you mention it, it's very hard to miss! I guess i expected him to be looking down, not straight up... thanks for the reply Mike

[@markasdead]

@@orenthalsimpson no way. But I always wondered how much was improvised. The script he writes is very funny, and he doesn't sound like he is reading at all. Anyway, it was a dumb question on my part, I admit that. :) carry on

[@TheJoelPlouffe]

I'd like to think that if a girl attempted to kill me with a toaster in a bath, that I would just call the police. But being the hot head that I know I am I most likely would have caved her head in with the toaster itself.

[@taurus4205]

The Cult of the Curious is curious if you’ll ever be on Rogans podcast...it’d be cool to listen to you guys......

[@josephsmith6777]

I fight all ghost w a bow staff and my vast martial arts i invented watching kung fu movies

[@SgtStormes]

If you sync the audio from the Timesuck website, this video is much more enjoyable. Gotta have that sweet, pure, unadulterated Cummins in your ear-hole.

[@coybackus7665]

Andy, the spectral ventriloquist

[@internaloptometrist2702]

first video! liked and subscribed

[@stephanierogers4396]

Don't know if I'm just creeped out by all the demon rape talk, but does anyone else hear a kind of moaning going on in the background 1:50:19. I've replayed it several times and just ughhhhhhhhh CREEPY

[@TheKnoxvicious]

Wow - this podcast was the birth of Woody

[@kevinc2788]

Mr dan muthafuckin cummins, I've been listening to your time suck podcasts every Monday and I appreciate everything you do giving knowledge to the world HAIL NIMROD

[@Jammmers]

Hail Lucifina!

[@ryanrickman8352]

Please more woody

[@jeremyb6012]

You should show pictures (if any applicable) on these videos. It would be greatly appreciated.

[@jeremyb6012]

And yes I understand it's lazy on my part.

[@BadMagicProductions]

@@jeremyb6012 haha not lazy on your part. We just don't have the staff to consitantly offer this yet! But we do hope to down the road for sure

[@jeremyb6012]

@@BadMagicProductions haha alright, well I really look forward to it, been listening the last 3 days on Pandora, just found it on KZbin. Listened to the demonologist one at 03:10 like an idiot! Look forward to more on both platforms! Doing a great job!

[@FlashKillerX]

I wonder if some day, some whackadoodles will find the Timesuck youtube channel and start leaving insane comments under these videos. Will Timesuck ever have an idiots of the internet section specifically from Timesuck video comments? Only time will tell, would be pretty funny. Hail the glorious Nimrod!

[@CanyouplsNot]

im working on it ;)

[@thej-manturtleman8716]

Hail Nimrod!

[@jsmillie]

The audio quality on this seems a lot lower than the actual podcast feed. Why not just overlay the sweet sweet podcast suck audio on the video?

[@ryangiesbers]

Hail nimrod, praise bojangles and be gone lucifina!

[@markb1255]

Look at that pretty face!

[@enogsiepoh6645]

Don't be so nervous your doing a wonderful job Suck Lord!

[@cryptomon86]

I thought you were a really skinny white guy for some reason. Been listening forever tho!

[@austinandrade9720]

Weren't expecting such a BEEFY hunk of a man?

[@cryptomon86]

@@austinandrade9720definitely. almost as beefy as my wein.

[@wraymiller1373]

He used to be a really skinny white guy when he first started doing stand-up.

[@jibb1451]

Diggin the suck-tacular video to match the voice!

[@travislankford9250]

My wife and myself are watching this and she is very very curious as to what that drink with a blue straw is at the beginning of the episode. If anyone knows please reply so she will stop asking me. Thank you.

[@richardkempter1402]

I bet it's his coffee he talks about, forgot the name.

[@jordanalfaro9410]

@@richardkempter1402 Probably that good ol' mexican mocha

[@richardkempter1402]

@@jordanalfaro9410 Yes, thanks!

[@shanemaxwell100]

PRAISE NIMROD AND BOJANGLES THE SUCKMASTER ON KZbin WITH VIDEO

[@dannymiller7187]

If you see ghosts and tell any therapist they will diagnose you with something no matter if you’re actually seeing real ghosts. Haha. I’ve seen a ghost (or apparition) when I was a like 6 but I’ve never seen an orb or heard of anyone seeing an orb. Thanks only in photos.

[@downinit2866]

Love this show! Now, on the subject of orbs…I have no idea wtf they are? But for some reason I’ve seen many of these things in my lifetime. Are they spirits? Ufos? I have no idea. Seen different sizes and shapes and colors. Wasn’t doing drugs. Just a normal guy that’s seen some weird shit many times. Keep sucking!

[@Somegirl811]

I hope these "what to do if you see a ghost" excerpts are just facebook comments and not stuff people took the time to write in about in a letter. Cuz they all got ROASTED 😆

[@A7H13S7]

Your shit is awesome, but I’m having a problem getting into this one. It’s missing something.

[@mjmconstructionmatrixinspe3569]

Never date a chick with dolls...that move...and they keep regardless. 🙄

[@nathanhudson1717]

Thanks for the suck bro

[@mjmconstructionmatrixinspe3569]

Just no dolls...chicks with dolls are usually unstable...

[@lilithlux8127]

Has scared to death changed your mind at all on this all being bullsh*t?

[@alexkegarise5211]

It’s better without the video..video takes something away...and he acts different when he knows you can see him..apart from constantly looking into the camera lol..this isn’t JRE keep it audio only haha

[@BadMagicProductions]

Just don't watch it? haha it's an option for those that enjoy it. Options are good.

[@Somegirl811]

I wonder if this Bill Ramsey guy experienced something like that teenager that ate that older couples faces. I think he said he felt like a wolf or was turning into a wolf or something.

[@jasonm7973]

Woody impression was not good and was more annoying than funny. I ffwd through all of them.

[@onlytymecantell]

Can black people see ghost

[@carloharryman]

I think i prefer audio only

[@cryptomon86]

Same

[@Scott_G]

Get that negativity out of here!

[@carloharryman]

@@Scott_G its like a good book vs a movie. In my mind's eye, the podcaster isn't so shiny and it takes place in a darkened room.

[@cryptomon86]

@@Scott_G its an opinion of preference. No one is being negative here dawg.

[@cryptomon86]

@@carloharryman don't worry he doesn't even know what he's saying. I feel exactly the same, it ruins the experience bc I actually watched it. I would usually just dl it to mp3 format anyway but this time I didn't

[@seancrowe3353]

Too much bad comedy and filler. Get on with the stories. Clearly you have fans though so kudos for that! :)