Timesuck | Mothman

[@Scott_G]

The soundboard error is EXACTLY what I love about this podcast/youtube video... It's nice to see Dan as a real dude that not only fucks up from time to time but isn't afraid to leave it in and not cut it out. Keep being real man, and KEEP ON SUCKIN'!

[@amylloriaux5624]

The Mothman Prophecies (book and the movie) turned me from a hardcore skeptic to a believer. Love this legend! Thanks for covering it!

[@brandonmaddox4862]

The woody commercial had me rolling

[@alexisreeves5532]

Definitely one of my favorite impressions 😂

[@samuelwilliams136]

WHOA WOODY. YOU CAN NOT JUST SIT THERE SCARING THE PISS OUT OF PEOPLE LIKE THAT. BOUNDARIES BUD. BOUNDARIES.

[@nickv4073]

My four year old writes using all caps.

[@jibb1451]

@@nickv4073 My 2 week old says "My four year old writes in all caps.".

[@shorty-music-123]

@@jibb1451 My newborn says "My 2 week old says 'My 4 year old writes in all caps.'."

[@YellowYoshi398]

My brother and I found this podcast while searching for Mothman-related listening material during our road trip to the Mothman Museum last Saturday, and you have two new subscribers! Very informative and hilarious content! We loved your larger-than-life personality as well as the extremely thorough and exhaustive research!

[@Danimielle]

I love how you’re sitting there just holding Woody 🤣🤣🤣

[@ZechsMerquise73]

It was the Donnie Darko effect, Dan. The buildup of the raw energy associated with tragedy sent a cerebral shockwave back in time, causing people to hallucinate astrological phenomenon.

[@devinb9985]

I'm listening to this episode at work in Ohio, and the guy who builds the wooden pallets we use for shipping is from West Virginia. I have to say, your West Virginia character is spot on and had me laughing my ass off, because as you were doing it I was watching a man from West Virginia yell something at a piece of wood that he couldn't get a nail to go into that I can only describe as being Boomhauer Butt Baby gibberish. Thank you for the laugh

[@postal83]

The audio quality of this podcast has become so much better now compared to a year ago. Still a great podcast!

[@bsiegel001]

LMFAO! Now I don't feel so foolish about creeping out all my friends, having stalking them with my Buddy Lee Doll! I'd just... "leave him places". Sometimes with a note or prop. Oddly, I always seem to have gotten him back. Once in awhile, I'd wear a turtle neck and stuff him down with just his head popped out of the top. He had a little string on the back of his neck to make his mouth move. His mouth only moved about an inch, but it was enough to have him do 10 minutes about his fears of land sharks and people with two middle names. Thanks, Dan!

[@alexisreeves5532]

This is great!!

[@natasha222]

I love Mountain Monsters...and your right about the traps! I always think that!

[@devinb9985]

I was surprised you didn't bring up the one theory I've always thought most plausible concerning the mothman, then I tried to Google it and was surprised to see there wasn't much at all on the internet linking the 2. The theory is that the original outbreak of sitings was actually a small-scale outbreak of Ergotism, and the rest of the stories since then are combinations of local folklore/bar talk and people trying to profit off of hoax videos. What makes me believe that this is the most likely explanation is the symptoms (vision problems, extreme anxiety, etc.) that witnesses describe having had occured during the months and years after having witnessed the mothman being very similar to those of ergot poisoning. Edit: my phone was about to die so I had to hit submit before I could finish, but if the Salem witch trials taught me anything it is that the devil's rye + a small town where stories get telephone game'd around = mass hysteria

[@didhedieddud334]

Devin B I actually had the thought that these people could have possibly been on lsd. Who knows if the cia or someone was fucking with this town. Just a stupid thought by me...

[@laurettelaliberte8864]

This, or something similar, apparently also lives in Virginia near the Kentucky line.. My son was driving me to the bus station at a town about 2 hours from where he lives when an owl suddenly slammed headfirst into the windshield. This was just before dusk. About five minutes later, a dark shape passed over the car. I only saw a shadow, but my son swears it was a black, winged creature about 6 - 8 feet long. A string of bad luck followed, including being pulled over and searched by the police and flipping the car. That happened on a deserted two-lane road that was freshly paved when we were only doing about 30 miles an hour around a slight curve. Next thing I knew, we just spun for no reason, went up the side of an embankment, and then flipped on the driver's side, landing in a shallow trench. Then just as suddenly, the car righted itself and landed with a thump back on the road and started right up. It wouldn't go faster than 40 after that, no matter what. Further down the road, a thick fog settled over everything that was so bad we couldn't even see the hood of the car. By that time, I had missed my bus and we were both so shook, we ended up just finding rooms at the closest hotel and driving back to his house in the morning.

[@lindellwhite6841]

By far the BEST podcast out there! LOVE IT!!

[@guillermoelias24]

**laughs in moth**

[@Mothwing23]

Nimrod is pleased!

[@donburkett1311]

Sandhill Crane sounds like a West Virginia velociraptor

[@timszarek1793]

I mean this in the nicest none trolling way possible seeing you speaking through that woody doll was disturbing. Lmao 😉

[@keepyourdead2955]

Lol the Woody bit was fucking hilarious...

[@MrCoreyjg]

Had to watch the Woody commercial 5 times, had me cracking up!

[@brixkidd6971]

Just realized you’re wearing a Stress Factory shirt. You need to go back there Dan!!

[@hedysaid2990]

Your sarcastic comments are on POINT 👌🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@YellowYoshi398]

1:51:49 for hilarious Mothman Elton John parody

[@derekyoung9074]

My stomping grounds... Love it lol Didn't know about the poster museum but I for sure have to go now lmao

[@GonzosSlaps]

" World Class Jackalopes! "

[@JustinSmith-re8hc]

Jesus man, i seriously shot soda outta my nose when you said you wished the shit you made up was in the animated video also hahaha.

[@grower-gq5yb]

This suit was intense

[@kuritech]

hey guys just wanted to say that you should donate $3 to Wikipedia if you got some cash floating around. they give us free information and has become a lot more reliable in the pass years. makes research similar to this a lot easier( although i do not know of Dan's sources would love to get those one day)

[@karlthekillergamer]

Us navy poster museum I wanna go

[@ianyoung5245]

HOLY SHIT! super stoked you read my update!!! What you said about first world failure is VERY true. I've always been lucky enough to have a supportive family and really awesome friends. Keep on sucking!

[@lisavalentine1596]

best story teller!

[@ericclark83]

Woody started out the episode starting at your junk. Dammit Woody

[@brandonadams3257]

Woody sounds a LOT like Mr.Hankey

[@DOOMToaster]

Hey Suck Lord you should do a video on Simo Hayha this man killed a total of 505 confirmed kills. Another one you could do is Larry Thorne who fought for three armies and was the only man to have a bounty on his head

[@shawnmoss9637]

Patrion idea timesuck commander does a commentary on a mountain monsters episode we can put out some votes on what episode my faverit episode is when dog man and bigfoot we're in cahoots

[@kottonm0uth]

1:12:20 too damn funny lol.

[@tyg1250]

Dude. 1:12:45. That shit had me rolling for an hour

[@caroline2978]

When you said wing span I swear I thought you said "ween span" lol

[@ca44444]

I love how the guy at 1:28:00 things that werewolves are definitely real but doesn't believe in Bigfoot

[@ca44444]

Also, for Mothman to be an angel he would need a lot more eyes and at least two more heads

[@ilikeanime9823]

Me and my father listen to the podcast all the time my dad’s Bigfoot he’s in the Facebook group and everything yay well hey Lindsey how the master sucker fuck on

[@marymandolin8752]

Late 60's. Man that looks like a bat. Heyyy. Is Dick West related to Adam West? 🤔

[@olbillyboi1829]

Haaaaaail Nimrod

[@kjdavis200]

For some reason, I can't listen to this podcast in background play. Every other video seems to be working fine.

[@Moparkatt]

My apologize, Oh suckmaster, for not watching and liking your KZbin vids. I listen to the podcasts so this seemed redundant but we need to like and comment to get your videos distributed to the masses. Hail Nimrod.

[@susanforsythe9500]

57:11 Sandhill Cranes roost at night. They are not nocturnal.

[@lw745]

I hope theres a shout out for Chicago Motman from the boogey monster

[@aaronsrok3422]

those fucking arms

[@austinwalters3219]

starts at 11:13

[@sherman3567]

Listened to Republican Hair, I like them.

[@chetfairman9545]

GAL-ə-pə-LEES

[@konokukistune]

holy fuck woody

[@nicotti]

Last

[@crowmilliken7826]

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[@Billyies12]

No one cares

[@crowmilliken7826]

@@Billyies12 you clearly do though 😏😏

[@nathanielpratt7413]

Second

[@Billyies12]

No one cares

[@nathanielpratt7413]

@@Billyies12 I Care

[@homelesscat6785]

8 mins in stupid ads still rolling