Timewarp TV - UK Adverts - 1976-1978

Hello friends! I know it's been a long time, but I've been "going through some stuff". Got divorced. Moved. Health issues...
I do have plans for the channel but no idea the timeline.
For now, here's half an hour of adverts from 1976 to 1978.
There is a Bob Monkhouse sighting!
This got a couple of content hits, but not strikes. I could have muted them but since I don't monetize I left them alone so it's not ruined. (It's in the bizarre Beach Boys album ad).
Thanks for not unfollowing.
Is this where I'm supposed to say "don't forget to dingle the bingle and share"?

[@tenrgn]

Such nicer, happier times than now

[@bobrew461]

WRONG!

[@63mckenzie]

I'd go back to these days in a heartbeat.

[@carolined668]

Yes me too👍

[@krishnan-resurrection714]

yes ..the 'Invasion' destroyed Britain . . . . .

[@johnrider3749]

I wouldn't hesitate if i could go back today,

[@SoniaRossi72]

Yep ✋

[@paulkearnsmusic]

My daughter was born, the sun shone forever, I was young and fit my water rates were £7 a year, I drove a Ford Granada Ghia the rent on my 2 bed country cottage was £10 a week and life was good. Now, we are subjects of constant surveillance, our lives are micro managed and 2 parents working full time can no longer pay the mortgage - let alone anything else. Corruption is the norm, our country is a joke. Anyone who lived through the 70s will tell you, the inflation back then was nothing close to today's. I'd go back to the 70s in a heartbeat - times WERE better.

[@trevorsmith7753]

Mid-1970s inflation (thanks Dennis Healey) was worse and more prolonged, but from a lower cost base. What a silly billy.

[@mrsose1872]

Lol, no one dares say the obvious. I was so very lucky to grow up in these times.

[@4june9140]

No Box Ticking. So watchable then.

[@user-js8eg2fp3x]

The UK before diversity was beautiful

[@JohnJohnson-tw8qk]

This is why my TV is switched off these days I'd rather watch these old adverts than the rubbish on TV these days

[@Nigel_The_Crab]

God bless Tom Baker doing alcohol adverts whilst playing children’s favourite, Doctor Who. Different times! 😂

[@MrDavey2010]

My goodness what a great bit of nostalgia!

[@altv3766]

Cheesecloth shirts, plagues of ladybirds, drinking cans of lilt, listening to Radio One Roadshow, bubbles in the tarmac, Elvis singing The Girl of My Best Friend.

[@barnbersonol]

Funny how ads totally misrepresent society. In the 1970s we all spoke Queen's English and in 2020s we were part of a mixed race family.

[@labrador-fx3fb]

DAS RITE, FAM

[@trevorsmith7753]

Rite-on, bro. Dem honkies had it good for too looooong!

[@CARLIN4737]

Im not pal. Dont include me in your liberal pride mixed race family.

[@bangtwister]

Six million dollar man back at 6:50! Nearly 50 years later it looks more exciting than modern TV programmes!!

[@tracypanavia4634]

😂😂 so true

[@SBAYLISS]

It says something when adverts from this era are way better than the tv crap of today

[@user-jt5vm3mi1w]

false

[@DDandrums]

Nonsense.

[@BillyJango]

I wouldn't know what crap is on telly today. I haven't watched telly for years, can't believe anybody still actually watches it.

[@gaskellr44]

I remember the 70s and 80s tv era but there is still some cracking tv on at the moment, but there has always been rubbish on and it will seem more now as we have an abundance of channels, not only 3 channels, like what we had before late 1982.

[@SBAYLISS]

@@gaskellr44 well you’re absolutely right of course there was rubbish back then and it is easy when looking back over 50 years it’s easy to cherry pick the turning point in tv was as you said around 82 with the massive injection of channels. It would be interesting if you could give me one programme that you consider cracking at the moment as my world only exists through DVDs and youtube.

[@merlin5476]

All back in the days when things were NORMAL .

[@stephenchappell7512]

Too right They even attach labels to classic reruns warning us about 'offensive language' when in fact it's today's output that's in need of labelling as 'unwatchable woke nonsense'

[@bustedfender]

@@stephenchappell7512Relax, boomer. Every generation complains about the one behind it.

[@stephenchappell7512]

@@bustedfender Gen Xer (born 68) My son (born 95) finds today's stuff insulting too so it's not necessarily a generational thing

[@bustedfender]

@@stephenchappell7512 Excellent specific outlier in a discussion about generalities. I enjoy the 1660s myself.

[@brianboru7684]

@@bustedfender Trans women aren't women.

[@user-pl6wk3wg6d]

What surfaces when watching these ads from the 1970's is that the Advertising Agency back then put a lot of art and creativity into them: compared to the 'thrash' that now interrupts the 2nd rate TV programmes where degenerate ideas are expounded in offensive scenarios, the ads back then were innocent and family-orientated, more genuine!

[@agfagaevart8655]

no there were not "genuine" even some of the old copyrights have said so.

[@gaskellr44]

I rem some of these ads back in the day as a kid then. Nothing changes, celebs will sell any old tosh to get on tv.

[@trevorsmith7753]

Easy money, exploiting the sheep.

[@MichaelSmith-mc8bd]

Not a bingo, gambling or cheap funeral advert in sight. . Far brighter and happier day’s.

[@Juliukas101]

Ooh I didn't know Philadelphia used to come as a block rather than in a tub! I liked the relaxing voice-overs. They were so much better than the screechy woman you get these days.

[@DDandrums]

Me too. An eye-opener for sure.

[@BillyJango]

It should come in a block today but we insist on making as many throw away plastic tubs as possible for everything. We continue fucking the planet up more and more and have no intention of sorting the problem out.

[@gaskellr44]

Mirium Margoyles did the Cadburys caramel around this time, using a perfectly sensual accent.

[@mgthestrange9098]

I remember Philidelphia coming in blocks, it lasted until the early 90s. I loved it, it was nice and creamy. Still like a bit of Philly but would like to see the blocks again.

[@Juliukas101]

@@mgthestrange9098 Yes, it would be nice. I always remember it being in a tub. It used to be rectangular tub with a clear clip-lid and then it changed to an oval tub with a coloured plastic lid. I liked that voice-over to the Pure & Simple cream / lotion advert at 12:00. Such a nice, calm, clear diction and pleasant voice.

[@kjamison5951]

Sue Barker never changed. She is still as sweet today as she was then.

[@simonm7133]

Disagree. She's even lovelier now😊

[@John01GM40]

good grief Quincy was that long ago. Yikes I'm old.

[@QPRTokyo]

I was 20 in the summer of 1976. Can I please go back?

[@Tidybitz]

@QPRTokyo ... I was 17 and would gladly go back with you.

[@zaftra]

armchair thriller titles use to scare me silly as a kid.

[@timewarpwithatelevision8313]

Me too! Basically that and Tales of the Unexpected. *shudder* For Tales I was usually in bed, but I'd hear THAT MUSIC and just... ARGHH!

[@Slartie24]

I was a latch key kid and when I saw the dark cloudy ITV ident I would run to turn channel.

[@agfagaevart]

@@Slartie24 Not much balls for a LKK! :-0

[@Slartie24]

@@agfagaevart lol good one from behind a keyboard Cupid stunt

[@timothyzakaria7397]

​@@timewarpwithatelevision8313 I just found out I was born in England.

[@RaveDave871]

Funny how in 70s the advert voiceovers all sounded like Richard Briers or wanabee 🙃

[@robertlloyd8948]

Richard Briers did quite a few

[@ianlister6554]

God, I so wish I could go back.

[@topquark6919]

I'm sure there must have been some disadvantages, to being a kid around this period of time. Thing is, I can't remember any of them! 😂 Happy Days!

[@agfagaevart8655]

TV "signing off" just after midnight. only a few hours of children's TV a day, while there are whole channels for it now - AND the internet. using a smelly public phone box to call friends & family if you were out, or didn't have a telephone indoors want more?

[@notreyf]

Marvellous, thank you so much for posting.

[@timewarpwithatelevision8313]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@JohnnyRocker2162]

I remember being taught about how adverts appeal to people at school in the late 70s. Snob appeal, one upmanship, what would people think if you had this product etc. One of the very few things i took on board.

[@badlydrawnsmiffy]

Also, we sell you a fear, hey guess what we can cure your fear.

[@susangailcortes8006]

Great times the best love to go back in time

[@krishnan-resurrection714]

..these adverts are better than Todays TV . . .lol ... its True .. !!

[@agfagaevart8655]

It's not!

[@kjamison5951]

I watched this all the way through. Liked and subscribed. This takes me back… thank you for compiling this!

[@barneybarret6088]

47 years on and American Express still says you are unable to pay because nobody accepts it in the UK.

[@mangojones3707]

Thanks for uploading this. Subscribed.

[@CaptainSiCo]

Fantastic compilation! Thanks for sharing

[@dezmondwhitney1208]

Good Post. Thank You .

[@mistofoles]

LMAO ! As if a hungry dog is gonna make the distinction between Hap and anything else !

[@MichaelChurchill1982]

Bob Monkhouse.... Great comedian, but the ULTIMATE quiz show host... Compare him to today's hosts

[@mistofoles]

Ha ! Arthur Lowe in the Rawlings tonic water ad.

[@tracypanavia4634]

Yeah and a proper swipe at Schweppes with the "We knew how before you know who" strapline. Schweppes tagline being 'You know who'.

[@garypautard1069]

Remember the smell of Brut ? hell yes , the air reeked of it clubs and offices. To be honest I think we were all glad when the craze tailed off.

[@TheGramophoneGirl]

"Kraft Philadelphia, pure white creamy tasting cheese. We added nothing, so you can add just what you like". Hmmm, not sure they've added nothing these days; "Full Fat Soft Cheese, Salt, Stabiliser (Guar Gum), Acid (Citric Acid)".

[@Juliukas101]

It looked like it was better back in those days. I like the idea of it being in a block rather than a plastic tub. Philadelphia is still my favourite of all the cream cheeses. Phildelphia, thinly-slice cucumber, olive oil and pick on granary bread is my favourite.

[@novakingood3788]

1:59 Splash it all over! Lucky girl.

[@Franksey180]

I especially like the chat/banter aroujnd 1:50 immediately after Henry says "well done Barry", what exactly do they say to each other? 😕😄

[@user-jt5vm3mi1w]

6:49 living the high life, no lumps of fat

[@saintuk70]

2:39 40+ years later..... Also, still love Philadelphia

[@fasthracing]

Great stuff

[@hilaryjuliecoxon5434]

I loved Quincy and Cagney & Lacey.!!

[@HomerSlated]

I must've really tuned out when the ads came on in the 70s, because I don't remember nearly any of this at all. Brut 55 and Leonard Parkin, but that's about it. Mind you, I was 10, and back then kids didn't get to stay up late, so I probably only got to see the Curly Wurly and Finger of Fudge ads. Plus Thames was not my region, so maybe the programming and ads were very different where I lived. I do remember there being a lot of public information ads, Charley says don't play with matches, and HGV drivers in Sheffield, that sort of thing. Really, a LOT of public information ads. Like pretty much every commercial break there was at least one. Seems a bit Soviet Union looking back on it now. Where's the Old Spice ad? probably the most memorable thing on the telly from the 70s.

[@mrhammadmossop1988ul-haq]

I've subscribed to your KZbin channel

[@InAMinMaths]

27:05 Hitler advertising the Beach Boys. Seen it all now.

[@krazytroutcatcher]

The book at 3:40 would have people in meltdown today. They’re more scared of the symbol than people who actually fought in the war.

[@annoldham3018]

The Fuhrer is having fun, fun, fun.😂

[@helenhughes9420]

2023 & humans are eating Hap !!! Bug & insect burger just around the corner!

[@michellebooth327]

We’ve got one that can see!….👍

[@mgthestrange9098]

You can already get insect pet food. I wouldn’t even give that to a dog.

[@byronmills5952]

A young Miriam Margoles at 12:55 playing Queen Victoria with Arthur Lowe.

[@David_Baxendale]

It's funny to look back on what news back then (the whole marriage in church thing) and laugh. And then it's funny to think that in 50 years or so people will be laughing at what was in the news today..

[@labrador-fx3fb]

Hopefully, by then, we'll finally have thrown all the subversive rootless international clique out and TV will be back to representing actual demographics instead of trying to portray the West as 90% mixed race families with white woman + black man.

[@patrichmond7533]

that was wonderful thank you for sharing. You don't happen to have the Blue Band advert from this period featuring Mary Hopkin?

[@mistofoles]

Wow, those cheesy synth tones on the News take me back !

[@tracypanavia4634]

News at 545! Wow. Flashback.

[@shukocarl79]

I don't think any of these ads played on the Granada region?

[@tenrgn]

I lived in Granadaland & I don’t remember any of these adverts either

[@chriswaring5565]

WHATS THAT KID AT 15:01 IN THE CADBURYS DAIRY MILK AD BEEN IN? I STILL MISS CILLA

[@mistofoles]

Just guessing - was the Martini ad filmed in Greece ?

[@chrissyholliex3686]

Hiya, do you happen to have the TV ad from 1976 where The Hollies promoted their Live Hits album??🤞🤞🤞

[@bettyswallocks6411]

Green’s cheesecake so good it is in here twice?

[@newuk26]

Where’s all the mixed race families and gay couples?

[@brumster69]

😆 you must be beside yourself with rage these days. Even the PM is a.......ooh i cant say that!

[@newuk26]

@@brumster69 What is it you can't say? Is the PM mixed race or gay?

[@labrador-fx3fb]

@@newuk26 Don't forget - brumster's family is likely some mystery meat mulatto in it considering it's probably Birmingham they're from. Here's something for a WW2 vet to ask: WAS IT WORTH IT HENRY? WAS IT? Your mixed race great grandson is twerking in front of drag queens at the local public library all funded by the arts council. He despises you because you're an old white man. But at least you're not speaking German, right? Urdu and Arabic is much better, isn't it, Henry? ISNT IT? WAS IT WORTH IT?

[@brumster69]

@@newuk26 im not bothered what the pm is, im just laughing at how you'll feel. 😆😆 England!! Its just a corner shop now 🤣🤣🤣

[@tracypanavia4634]

Jesus, life before the digital revolution was brilliant. I want to drink Martini somewhere in Europe before the internets😭

[@mickywilliams7454]

You could see that Chrysler sunbeam rusting as knob spunkhouse was speaking 😆

[@tracypanavia4634]

😂😂

[@happydude6713]

Sounds like Clare Torry in the Green Shield Stamps song

[@richards9407]

Ah! Cl;aire Torry! The one who went woooaaaahheeeeaaaeeaaahhhoooooo etc on my favourite Pink Floyd track!

[@happydude6713]

@@richards9407 she went woooaaaahheeeeaaaeeeaaahhhooooooooo etc on Interstellar Overdrive???

[@richards9407]

@@happydude6713 Did you copy and paste my woooaaaahheeeeaaaeeeaaahhhooooooooo?

[@happydude6713]

@@richards9407 meticulous typing good buddy

[@richards9407]

@Happy Dude Hats off to you sir.

[@richarddelanet]

Especially 24:35mins or so and the Barclays ad....

[@Foxy_ladyYTSL]

When you could open a bank account without 1000 forms of ID to prove who you are!

[@kjamison5951]

27:05 Ooops! How did that get in there?

[@gary1961]

At 27:33, shame the advert for Brutus jeans was cut short though the advert probably lasted longer than a pair of Brutus. They were cool jeans but terrible quality.

[@mistofoles]

Hmm....Sounds like Liz Sladen narrating the L'oreal Balsam ad ?

[@snacklofter]

👍👍

[@jonjames7328]

Gosh. Londoners we’re mostly white and so are the people in the advertisements.

[@gregsmith1070]

Not really but white people are almost banned in adverts now, one extreme to another 😅

[@carlingman07]

23:28 Do you think may be where the narrator was like grinch(anthony hopkins),thought i'll use that again one day? /

[@culttelevision]

Quincy looks good at 11. A priest? I'll be tuning into that later.

[@mistofoles]

Why was Quincy on so late ??

[@grahamherbert3612]

Nice to see those faces in adverts.

[@neilroberts5434]

Is the thumb nail krankie ?

[@Nigel_The_Crab]

Unexpected butt crack flash at 05:06 😂

[@Lerequindemort]

13:13… the Indian “helper” name …deffo not 2023 compliant 😂😂😂

[@annoldham3018]

😂

[@BillyJango]

17:20 People can say what they want about Sid Vicious but I still think his version of My Way was better than Frank's.

[@garyunsworth726]

Me too

[@richards9407]

Yes, but Frank nailed it with Pretty Vacant.

[@BillyJango]

@@richards9407 He never did Pretty Vacant. That is a lie.

[@richards9407]

@@BillyJango joke noun a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

[@BillyJango]

@@richards9407 It was about as funny as getting kicked in the bollocks then poked in the eye.

[@gavindouglas7020]

Wow no woke

[@Foxy_ladyYTSL]

Thank goodness!

[@stepheng8779]

Put a Chrysler Sunbeam in your life

[@Steve-gc5nt]

I did. Was a good little car.

[@gaskellr44]

It'll put a smile on your face.

[@barrygriffiths4530]

Todays ads are ridiculous who dances around a bloody kitchen showroom

[@FACELOWNER]

I'm still waiting for the porn movie to start that my mate promised me was on the VHS tape..!!! he charged me 50p for the bloody thing...🤣🤣🤣

[@agfagaevart]

As seen on another You Tube channel...

[@UncleBoogieRF]

Thanks! That's as may be, but it's been sitting on my hard drive for over a decade. And I imagine both myself and whoever else uploaded it got it from UKNova back in the day.

[@labrador-fx3fb]

I've decided: this channel is better.

[@80sandretrogubbins25]

Material gets around. I've bought stuff on tape only to find some of it was already on other youtube channels.

[@martinpotter8139]

Deja Vu. All from my uploaded videos.

[@timewarpwithatelevision8313]

Given everything I've ever uploaded here on this channel was sourced a decade ago or more from a now long dead private torrent site... Your delusions of grandeur are misplaced.

[@80sandretrogubbins25]

Martin, if your collection is based on tapes you bought then the seller could have had them digitised and shared the content around before they sold the tapes to you. Of course, I don't claim to know the full story.

[@andrewmorrison7912]

Not a black face in sight

[@anthonychristian4807]

How refreshing. I have black fatigue just looking at them

[@agfagaevart8655]

@@anthonychristian4807 they don't want to look at you too.

[@scotbotvideos]

Pure cringe.

[@labrador-fx3fb]

What's more cringe is seeing Tyrone on every advert when the country is only 3% black these days

[@agfagaevart8655]

@@labrador-fx3fb maybe 3% in your town...

[@antiwoke6888]

We all know why these adverts were better BUT we cant say What is the expression they use ... we reflect today's modern britain....

[@labrador-fx3fb]

In other words: Mr Goldberg's marketing agencies weren't as brave in introducing the Kalergi plan, yet; due to the strength of the National Front type organisations, as not to 'scare' normies. Now that they know it's too late to do anything about it due to birth rates and the complete ideological subversion through obfuscation and deracination (erasure of history, culture, identity, borders, etc) - They openly promote the erasure of whites. Look at the only adverts showing white couples and white people exclusively: mobility scooters, life insurance, will making services, charity adverts, funeral services. They don't dare have blacks on adverts promoting retirement/illnesses/death. Whites: sure thing.

[@antiwoke6888]

@@labrador-fx3fb Interesting observation , I must admit I had noticed they NEVER use blacks in funeral services , will making etc etc etc ... often wondered why YET bombard us with them in everything else