Zoomer Appreciation Day (and also JP Inc.) on Office Hours Live (Ep 147 2/25/21)

Starts at 1:43. You ask we answer! It was all Zoomers top to bottom for today's ep. (And also our pal JP Inc. at 35:45.) Congratulations to the winners of the Featureman secret ingredient challenge!
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[@kavvg3805]

I could watch Tim do Paulie Walnuts all day

[@radricdavis8508]

It would be funny if he did a make believe character called Jimmy Wisecracks or something like that lol I keep imagining it and it’s so funny

[@christiangudmundsson8390]

The "City of the day" song gets better every time I hear it, and I loved it the first time.

[@Alex-ip8xw]

About 13 minutes in I had to decide between watching this and watching more Featureman videos, and more Featureman videos won.

[@EatinBubsy]

@Timothy Ari how does it work?

[@4000Wiggins]

I think the person that couldn’t look into the camera was just super shy. Props to them for calling in at least. Social anxiety ain’t no joke.

[@leeclapham123]

I think they were high? that was my read anyway

[@JohnnyTronny19841]

Soooo close to talking about Genesis - their work from 1970-1977 is some of my favorite music of all time. The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway is AMAZING.

[@shagginwagon8447]

If you like prog rock you should check out the Sea of Tranquility youtube channel. Theor vids are 98% about prog

[@neonfroot]

I love Carpet Crawlers. But my favorite (and only) preferred prog rock band is ELO

[@AMbradfordfilms]

Cars ARE cars. Cant argue with that.

[@Willglo411]

I almost pissed my pants laughing at the Pauly impression 👏👏👏

[@BenMoranFilms]

That Crap Factory video killed me

[@ttttypes]

Thank you for your Spotify stance Tim

[@freelance_commie]

I got to see JP as Pleaseeasaur years ago at a pizza joint/punk venue on a whim and it was one of the funniest and most memorable shows I’ve ever been to. Super inspiring too. I got the album/dvd and have almost all those songs memorized. So fucking good. “No-prob-limo, sir!” still pops up in my head randomly and the ending weird timing of Pizza Bros Inc. is another. Love it!

[@Possessed7churches]

Really enjoyed it

[@Sonic88Reducer]

This is almost as good as watching an old man eat half a watermelon

[@boweeks888]

Thanks guys I'm gonna download Patreon and make Obama and Springsteen my first buy.

[@Mr.Fields.]

ReWatching just for the intro song

[@msp66de]

Tim’s like Dylan.

[@LeslieDugger]

I agree. He is exactly like Dylan McDermott from the practice

[@burtonnelson8186]

This certification was meant for me

[@videoaces]

Very good Obama impression, Tim.

[@broncotrolly]

That rover don’t work like that, dim (i mean Tim). It keeps its cores on board inside its belly. Get it straight jack

[@tristanpeterbath]

I like to laugh. I also like having fun. Count me on board the Office Train! 🚂🖇 choochoo

[@jamesGamezZz]

Never thought Feature man would be mentioned by Tim

[@bendonahue]

Paulie Walnuts was to die for

[@videoaces]

Tim's Cars Are Cars bit was excellent.

[@kthibi]

Craigraham Lincoln is so handsome and talented

[@BenMoranFilms]

He's no Keith Bone though

[@The_man_who_knows_nothing]

Joe Biden is Tim Heidecker's best character ever

[@DavidBayens]

Rush was good too

[@broncotrolly]

Common man

[@OnsenDreamscapes]

doug's dad is like my parents. the only "records" (tapes) we had were paul simon's graceland and rythm of the saints and it was basically just cause that's what we had laying around

[@OnsenDreamscapes]

at some point my dad's best friend got him a cd of mj's thriller when we got a cd player despite having no cds

[@broncotrolly]

My dad listened to Animal Collective and like chill shit

[@daveontomas7495]

Wouldn’t be an episode of office hours without a conversation about dead dogs..

[@vernontk]

The fans of this show are top notch. Love the Zoom calls.

[@goobular3161]

Sax guy was the best

[@crumbtember]

Thia thumbnail is godly pun

[@karamaiden7963]

My nana loved Richard Dawson.

[@wirelessaeon]

YES SO MUCH YES! Rats off to ya!

[@misterpopeofficial.]

Tim is my favorite martian. I'm sure you're a fan. Not to mention a cool guy who likes optimistic things.

[@crumbtember]

that old guy has big ears! I can't wait to see my ears when i am 69, i hope they are big and grand. i guess our ears and maybe nose keep growin'!

[@myspace2001]

It's incredible how much of a likeness Featureman has to America's film buff Gregg Turkington. I bet Gregg wishes he had those kinds of credits!

[@myspace2001]

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[@thewakz]

To the lady with the Twitter acct for sale. Another good idea is to state you are open to blind offers. I sold my Facebook acct to the PGA and kind of wished I asked more for it. 3 digit Twitter is worth A LOT. Think $50k plus. Twitter handles are worth more than .com website names at this point.

[@h311dr1p]

lmao i love burt certificate

[@lyman360able]

Cool stuff slick stuff.

[@bryceshell01]

May the force of Obi-Wan O’Kenobi smile on ya

[@brandonjaimee]

Ok who knows what the drop that Doug plays at 1:29:30 is? 😂

[@circles79]

I took a break to check out Featureman's channel. two days later, bleary eyes.. I'm back.

[@circles79]

only came back here to unsubscribe. Had to make more time for Featureman content.

[@ahouse8600]

15:43😂😂

[@lbgrindel]

That guy in the suit was a master of cutting Tim off

[@celestialdive2899]

Definitely a fan of the new segment. Incase you were wondering

[@brimonet7453]

I swear this show is an aphrodisiac for white couples between the ages of 18 and 30.

[@Valspartame_Maelstrom]

wtf

[@OnsenDreamscapes]

looks like you'd know

[@brimonet7453]

100% money back guarantee.

[@samsmith8724]

Can just anybody call into the show?

[@matthewmikulice3159]

I have a Bart in my life. Will the certificate be able to put in order Bert/Bart scenarios?

[@alonshoval224]

Listen to the rules man

[@laurmar8]

I probably try pasta sauce on a sandy

[@puddingpiehat]

What about Bertha, regarding Burt certificate?

[@ovenlovesyou]

anyone know the bob dylan video they mention around 1:12:30 ?

[@jhansenhlebica6080]

I LIKE TO HAVE FUN

[@chrisp.1404]

We are called the pizza Brothers and sons incorporated

[@cosmonot47]

Jp seems to have the charisma and comedic sensibilities of a young scott pelley

[@collinmc90]

good on those people for throwing their jack-o-lantern in the ocean, reminds me of Joe Pera.

[@paintaneight99]

Bob Dylan video rehash at 1:11:00

[@Knulppage]

Ba-ba-ran.

[@ahouse8600]

15:42

[@ttvasakis]

What is this?

[@cubeincubes]

"I think its terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples expectations" -David Bowie

[@mynameisjonas1997]

Tim do you love me? Where do we stand? I need confirmation

[@jameslast9238]

Anyone else thinking that Keith bone looks suspiciously like yanis varoufakis?

[@alexlefkowitz]

Hey Tim ever thought about hiring a professional video editor?

[@burtonnelson8186]

I hope it's real

[@piyorinpiyorin5399]

I

[@rugbyslug]

The ghostly Born to Run sting was epic.

[@ELC-ediTs]

Iowa City in here. Brooks Whelan can’t wrestle for shit.

[@BenNJerrys2xaday]

let me be clear

[@phildog2000]

What the fucks turkey bacon?

[@OnsenDreamscapes]

by the way, while we can't help what happened in the past, if you can, you definitely should go with your pet when they're put down. it helps vets because it calms the pet down, and the pet has a better time passing away being with their trusted family members. vets have the highest rate of suicide of any profession, and a large factor is getting depressed when owners do not accompany their pets for euthanasia. i mean if you have a happy go lucky dog who loves the vet, maybe it's not as big a deal, but since cats are so scared of th vet, it's definitely better to have the owner with them. I don't know about being on zoom though... even though the pet would be able to hear the owners voice, it might actually spook and confuse them more to hear it without seeing them there. i know at the moment there may be covid restrictions about this, sadly, so in many cases at the moment it may not be helped, but in normal times as a general rule...

[@TheThunderSquid]

Oof, featureman... things that didn't age well

[@thousandoaksmall1995]

It's legit disappointing to learn that Tim is the kind of guy who doesn't sit with his dog as it's being euthanized. Like, you for real can't honor the years of friendship you had and just be with it for its last moments? Cold.

[@sanfordsanford295]

Obama is not funny to me because he got such a bad hand

[@Vonliktenstien]

Doug obviously wasn’t a Moonbase 8 fan. Smh.