Top 100 Facts (Part 4)

another cylinder approaches with knowledge
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[@Um_Kaye]

"[redacted]" -john mints, the inventor of mints

[@infinitethenextkazekage392]

Guys the recipe for mints is *proceeds to get died from a incoming meme man*

[@relt_]

Yo-[redacted]

[@mememan4705]

*"You can not handle such knowledge"*

[@yoshisgr8]

This man has gone through so much. I felt it even more when he said: "[redacted]"

[@unfortunatecheese1329]

such knowledge

[@cadrega_]

The reason you hear/see [redacted] is because this realm's TOS doesn't permit the use of such letters. The creators of the Letterbet are working out the problem as we speak.

[@siryeeter4374]

I thought it was all because we didn't have the needed level for this

[@frostdachshund9618]

Redacted

[@springfox6470]

Thank you for this information

[@aidancommenting]

No, that's his name obviously. Everybody's named [redacted] here

[@Julianicos]

said letters are [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] and [redacted]

[@salamanda550]

Slightly Welsh Anxiety Substitute Fact Cylinder is my new favourite character

[@AIMuppetShow]

In the surreal wiki the cylinders Name is John

[@melosunny]

Mine is John mints

[@m.g.2301]

I thinks its supposed to be scottish. The page where you can obtain meme mans voice has that option and I recall it to be similiarly inaccurate.

[@blizzardkiehn2508]

@@AIMuppetShow I thought only John Mints' name was John?

[@salamanda550]

Huh. Odd. Sounded closer to Welsh.

[@qui-gonjinn8048]

I don't like it when he has an existential crisis, I feel so bad.

[@smichel869]

Who the F*ck ruined 69 likes?

[@thepizzaguy8477]

@@smichel869 unfunny

[@realjooj1296]

it's a fugginck cylinder

[@-menebostalha3816]

it's a fugginck cylinder

[@frederickv.cretton995]

it's a fugginck cylinder

[@AaronDoesArt]

Poor [redacted] substitute. He’s so nervous when he doesn’t deserve to be. He’s doing great Edit: ah he’s the camera assistant. That explains why the camera was so shaky in this one, he wasn’t there to help

[@squidtactular7413]

AaronDoesArt agreed

[@AaronDoesArt]

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS I GOT A HEART FROM TIMOTAINMENT HIMSELF!!! THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY

[@generalhenrystickmin]

Don't edit the comment or else the heart will go away

[@AaronDoesArt]

@1000 Subs For Grandpa! Haha yeah, that’s why I made sure to leave a reply instead :)

[@RNKel1]

He is a good camera assistant with the main camera man, [redacted] Oh wait it’s [𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙]

[@PropHuntGuy]

[redacted] is merely out, mourning the loss of a particular Carbon based life-form.

[@PropHuntGuy]

SqueeZ indeed

[@Bird-up]

False, 2 carbon based lifeforms are being mourned, meme man and Rick may

[@noahdonson1450]

;-;

[@windowsxp320]

Wdym

[@ctb3335]

@@windowsxp320 go watch The Coda of the Cosmos by bagelboy. To the very end.

[@TotallyNotPlargus]

To anyone who happens to see this: The other facts videos were privated because the website with [redacted]’s voice does not allow their voices to be used for anything but personal use (they don’t want them used in youtube videos, for some reason). The reason why this specific video is still up us because the other guy has a different voice, one not made by the same site.

[@swrlies909]

Which site?

[@auraflame3041]

I have searched and I have found. Where are they now??

[@scoot.112]

Ohhhh thank you

[@love4eva327]

This blows, I enjoyed these videos.

[@Kapin05]

Camera assistant's anxiety is just heartbreaking. He did an excellent job.

[@johnjonjhonjonathanjohnson3559]

its not anxiety he just cant handle the facts

[@thatmisfitspooku]

In loving memory of Gregfuit Never Forget

[@AIMuppetShow]

Rest in piss

[@noahdonson1450]

In loving memory of meme man

[@compass_bat]

rest in pepperonis

[@__-mx6bu]

Spoon: *falls* Captions: [Music]

[@comedysilver234]

i agree

[@thesurvivor6430]

Was that music not visible enough that you had to turn on subtitles? You might wanna get your [redacted] checked.

[@lightspiritblix1423]

The onion bot is made of straight Flourine-. That’s terrifying

[@EdwardNavu]

Number of neutrons are not stated. It's not only Floride ion, but Floride-9 ion. I don't want to ponder how unstable that isotope is.

[@DogeMcShiba]

@@EdwardNavu It is also a commonly known fact that onion bot is very unstable.

[@minhoform]

It’s made out of F-

[@mememan4705]

And its even an anione of fluorine F-

[@demon_xd_]

I like ur raspberry OS profile pic

[@otakuribo]

I want to hug the cylinder and let them know that they're doing great

[@Yunooki]

Not if i do it first

[@t2hk_]

"if a rock's color suddenly changes to bright magenta, it doesn't mean anything" *INTELLIGENCE 100*

[@angelgames9351]

These fish are so rude, they don’t want to be seen for an educational documentary

[@ifritdiezel]

alright who brought the fact duplicator again it's not funny guys stop.

[@amteshvarsandhu9944]

Looks like the snow duplicator doesnt only duplicate snow

[@P0tato6132]

it was Orang

[@cupofspiders5830]

sorry went haywire

[@demo-server4091]

the spoon joke had me crying on the floor laughing

[@Natecarte]

Me when spoon:

[@sylvercritter]

The last survivor of the Top 100 Facts

[@memerio1458]

Plot Twist: The reason why the camera assistant is so nervous is because he just killed [redacted], and [redacted]’s ghost is now haunting the camera assistant. Proof of this is shown when Fact 30 gets taken over by [redacted].

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Incorrect. That [redacted] is intrinsic to Onion Bot.

[@sanstheskeleton6791]

No [redacted] is onion bot

[@burnttoaster431]

On the wiki, the regular guy is called John. So this doesn’t work.

[@avianclownfusion5767]

Wrong

[@MrQuinnzard]

where is part 5, I need to see the climactic ending of this epic saga

[@Willio20000]

those four never before seen facts changed my life forever.

[@mekafinchi]

Why were the rest of the Facts videos privated?

[@FSDYCinema]

So here we are, waiting for the part 5 to see the best facts of them all.

[@generalhenrystickmin]

Me: is the Frog going to narrate it. Frog: Doesn't narrate *My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*

[@mr.personalspace7831]

Me: want thing Thing: no Me: sad REDDIT MOMENT

[@AIMuppetShow]

The day is ruined

[@thenumber102k]

Why are you guys not being supportive to the camera assistant, he was so nervous and he did a great job, you guys are just giving him more anxiety

[@blizzardkiehn2508]

Wait, why would the frog narrate it? Did I miss something?

[@kostasmajeris1316]

It's 00:05 where I live and it's already the highlight of my day.

[@NoNo-xh7ru]

The previous host was involved in the plot of the omnicronchulon and was thus executed

[@squidtactular7413]

Wide Boi NOOOOOO

[@AIMuppetShow]

Sad but that’s how it is now

[@elliottsampson1454]

memento mori

[@Solzen_]

No. He was sentenced to *Y A M A N A T I O N*

[@avidcloud1721]

First Dinosaur to be discovered was the Megalosaurus.

[@shootingstar4468]

cool!

[@blizzardkiehn2508]

First one to be described, but yeah.

[@potassiumnitrate420]

It also looked janky af when they tried drawing what it would've looked like

[@RealClassixX]

R.I.P. facts videos. Your loss is a tragedy unlike any other. How will I know how to communicate garlic now? Such mysery. Such pain.

[@dpuntillo369]

Remember when Tim said in the future their will be alpha memes, and one of them was spoon, but since we weren’t from the future we didn’t understand, and now we have comically large spoon....

[@therossionfan]

that man predicted the future

[@yoinkerman8524]

Preschool teacher: what's your favourite colour? Me, an intellectual [□□□□□]: round

[@yourlocalfrenchmemedealer6843]

Fact 20: No two facts are the same Unless you have a fact duplicator

[@lisaoneill1704]

Heheheh, Hello There Ol’ Chum! I’m Gnot A Gnelf I’m Gnot A Gnoblin *IM A GNOME!* AND U JUST GOT- *G N O M E D*

[@twintimeproductions8700]

Facts: 28-24 were very informative.

[@RyanGreenBlue]

he just dropped spoons on the ground. YEP content

[@AIMuppetShow]

The spoon needs to be salted

[@SparkyFries]

Chorgle why

[@moved4169]

Fact: Onions are actually made of cake.

[@virtualdash]

Everything is actually made out of cake.

[@Kapin05]

@@virtualdash Always has been.

[@koolcid1238]

@@Kapin05 what is cake then?

[@nocturnemusique]

The cake is cake is cake is cake is cake is cake is cake is cake is cake is cake is cake is atoms are cake which is [redacted]

[@RNKel1]

koolcid123 do you watch memes?

[@larachnae3140]

he’s spitting straight facts

[@squidtactular7413]

Average Everyday Wolf fact

[@huskyhacker2515]

🅱️

[@damagedengine2090]

No two facts are the same, unless you have a fact duplicator.

[@Xedlord]

Never forget what they took from you.

[@unclesullivan2889]

This poor Scottish cylinder needs someone to help build his self-esteem

[@usedtoberyanpoopnownormal8822]

“What’s your favorite color” “Round”

[@geryz7549]

This feels like a safe haven, a calm place to rest

[@DraftyDaftyHubertOHare]

0:28 that’s the 3rd time we’ve had that Wait it’s intentional.

[@AIMuppetShow]

Great intention

[@alans-dumb-username]

I guess no two facts are the same... unless you have a fact duplicator.

[@DraftyDaftyHubertOHare]

Alan900900900 finally someone is talking sense around these parts

[@DraftyDaftyHubertOHare]

@Zaman Quaderi nah it’s fine lol

[@DraftyDaftyHubertOHare]

@Zaman Quaderi love the amazing frog pfp

[@psiseven]

To this day we don't know what the top 20 facts are. What a mystery

[@lavabite2245]

I was just watching the series and you posted this!

[@turnoffautoplay]

Thank you Timo. I love this series.

[@fernandoescobar4014]

What is this guy Edit: The Redacted speech by John Mints was “You can not handle such know-“ [REDACTED]

[@conni9170]

Congrats! You are first! what

[@1994CivicGLi]

3rd

[@the_void996]

He’s [redacted]

[@ruler_of_everything]

ledge

[@coolest_turtle]

fact nuber [redacted] no two facts are the same, unless you hve a snow duplicator

[@masterjbt]

Yes! I needed this

[@sosasees]

3:11 Onion Bot is Fluorine Confirmed

[@mr.redacted8086]

Hello. This is the narrator of the "Top 100 Facts" parts 1-3. Incase anybody is worried about me or wondering what has happened, I am alive and well. I have decided to stay home after I had caught a bad flu bug. I am, however, recovering at the moment. I will be returning to the studio in the last episode of this series, thankfully.

[@LittleMoon281]

Thanc for reassurance

[@C.A.O.N]

Rest in peace.

[@Dalek_Scientist]

It says "I will be substituting for j" before it puts [redacted].

[@qqoyy]

On the wiki his name is John

[@Mt_BT]

*Interesting*

[@Dalek_Scientist]

@@qqoyy Wait. There's a wiki?

[@acek2016]

Bleach ¿ a wiki?? I must see

[@leoleo4469]

The creator of mints says y before it is redacted, dunno what it could mean but yeah

[@x_cross9248]

Been waiting for about a month, thank you

[@Alan_O]

Yo the cylinder be speaking straight facts

[@quinoa8074]

all the other facts videos got taken down due to copyright of the fucking voice

[@squidtactular7413]

Poor [redacted] was forced to take a trip to [redacted]. And could not perform today’s episode of *[REDACTED]*

[@travismann5099]

can't wait for part 4

[@Clof]

This is my fav series

[@jplbagus6504]

I'm in love with you

[@justaracoonchillinginatoilet69]

shut up i claimed him first

[@AimbotSnipe]

Part 5!!

[@LolganSaucey]

Been waiting for this :D

[@emirk.andluisak.4542]

Finally part 4 is here!

[@greenbean1516]

the facts videos are gone what

[@owenwang5344]

The voice used was copyrighted and the videos were privated. I too am sad

[@justaracoonchillinginatoilet69]

fun fact: we are all gay for timtotainmentent

[@AIMuppetShow]

No I can’t be effected by the gay

[@gomibak514]

@@AIMuppetShow is it because you are woman because women cant get gay

[@awesomeninja1311]

No

[@senatorwilsonphillips8724]

I've been waiting for this for 5 times

[@joey-lz2vu]

can’t wait for the next part

[@TheGBZard]

I can’t find the original facts, have they been redacted?

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

yup

[@owenwang5344]

The voice used was copyrighted and the videos were made private

[@joocXD]

I havent watched you or [REDACTED] in [ CONTENT DELETED] years ダークマターダークマター言うシャウエッセン.

[@monochrome2838]

This type of stuff melts my brain and I like it

[@deltrisemakesdumbstuff4319]

Splendid compilation of facts

[@fearwithab6844]

Why were the facts videos all made private? I wanted to use their audio! Why didn't anyone archive them? I at least want an explanation.

[@TheNameIsDiamond]

I'm in Timotainment's discord server. He said after a stream that he felt like he wasn't going to stream for a while, because there were a lot of trolls in his chat. And for some reason, he privated a lot of his videos. But yeah, he has clearly stated that he is not doing well. I can only hope things get better for him.

[@phoebeaurum7113]

@@TheNameIsDiamond He removed a lot of the fact videos because he was upset over people trolling him? (and by trolling I assume he means "repeating jokes from old videos at him endlessly") That's not very nice for the users that liked those videos and did nothing to him.

[@username5155]

I think it’s because of the fact that he used a natural reader voice. Those videos are all getting taken down. That’s why [REDACTED] got substituted.

[@mpyl]

It's sad that the voice for these videos was copyrighted

[@kotzpenner]

420 likes and 0 dislikes I'm proud of this community

[@Iggle_Piggle_Giga_Chad]

This is better than any Netflix show I've watched! I'm so excited for part 5

[@LunarJolt]

I wish I could still find the previous fact videos. They were easy to send people who didn't know facts

[@scoot.112]

Does anyone know why this is the only facts video left Edit: it’s because the voice for all the other ones is copyrighted

[@logang9298]

Camera Assistant did a good job, considering the circumstances.

[@hathead7385]

Thank you, Timotainment

[@parallelbotanist61]

You did great cylinder keep doin you dude

[@chigau2533]

Where are all the old fact videos

[@BrazilianDaftPunkFan]

still no part 5???

[@almonds2765]

I love imagining that all humans will die out, and aliens find these videos, but don’t realize that it’s all a joke, and set out looking for the fucking YAM dimension

[@microwaveconfirmed9514]

The Return Of The King

[@glowstonelovepad9294]

Top 100 Facts, Part 5 (20-1): Welcome back to the top 100 facts. Today we will be going through facts number 20 to 1, the top 20 facts. Make sure to listen, as this is the final qmogus. Fact number 20: A cube has 6 sides. This information will be important later. (Cube fact 1) Make sure to remember this. If you don't you may fail the test that comes later in this video. Fact number 19: With so many different types of fish, it is important to know which ones are friendly, and which ones are not. Friendly fish include: goldfish, trout, and salmon. Unfriendly fish include: ??? (Fish fact 6) Fact number 18: This is how a fungus appears in its natural state. (Fungus fact 1) It's important that we observe a fungus in its natural state. Fact number 17: How many sides does a cube have? (A. 6 sides, B. 6 sides, C. 6 sides, D. 6 sides) (Cube fact 2) Did you remember which one it is? Fact number 16: One of the most well known facts about onions is that they are excellent farmers, but they are also good at accounting. (Onion fact 1) Fact number 15: No. This is wrong. Stop this immediately. (Punpkin fact 11) Fact number 14: There is a garlic substitute called "garlic substitute" that is used to substitute garlic. (Garlic fact 4) Fact number 13: Let's turn to Brian, who is an expert on brogle. Brian: This is a brogle, and when- thamks. (Brogle fact 5) Fact number 12: Corn has 5 letters. The h is silent, and you can't see it. (Corn fact 2) Fact number 11: The longest bean competition is held hourly to determine the longest bean. The winner receives 4. (Bean fact 8) You may ask, "4 of what"? We don't know the answer. Fact number 10: It appears that the answer was not revealed. The answer is... (Cube fact 4) We must pause this to tell you about Chig Bungus... wait, never mind. Fact number 9: Trapezoids are a delicacy on planet Q, and are often served with hummus. (Trapezoid fact 5) Fact number 8: I just VuRped! (New fact) Fact number 7: They are multiplying (Fungus fact 3) Fact number 6: Punpkins can be turned into delectable consumables such as: bar (Punpkin fact 9) Now we're on to the top 5. Fact number 5: How did this happen (Fungus fact 6) It is good to avoid this scenario. Fact number 4: It is estimated that brogle makes up 99% of brogle in the universe. (Brogle fact 1) Fact number 3: A cube has 6 sides. (Correct answer: C. 6 sides) (Cube fact 6) Did you get it right? I hope so. Fact number 2: khjgfdfghjkgjfgjhhjkkjhgjhjgfhjk (Snow fact 3) Before we get to fact number 1, I'll list 10 honorable mentions that almost made it, but didn't. Honorable Mention 1: Let's sit down with Craig, who is a cube. Are you a cube? Craig: Yes. (Cube fact 5) Honorable Mention 2: There is one all powerful yam that spans roughly 12.3 dimensions long. It's best to not get too close to it. (Yam fact 3) Honorable Mention 3: Bread was first used as a building material until people realized you could eat it. (Bread fact 2) Honorable Mention 4: Salt will naturally group up into groups of: 1, 2, and 293874682364823487. (Salt fact 4) Honorable Mention 5: Punpkin pie is made from a mixture of punpkin and pie. (Punpkin fact 5) Honorable Mention 6: Onions have many layers: outer layer, inner layer, inner layer 2, and [redacted]. (Onion fact 4) Honorable Mention 7: A cheese factory dating back to the cube era recently discovered that cheese can be eaten. (Cheese fact 3) Honorable Mention 8: Yam. Yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam: yam, yam, yam (Yam fact 4) Honorable Mention 9: Eggs can be: smooshed, scrampled, and cronched. (Egg fact 2) Honorable Mention 10: Each container of salt consists of smaller containers of salt. (Salt fact 2) And now, to the final, most important fact in the history of facts. Fact number 1: Historians theorize that eggs used to be made into scented candles. (Egg fact 6) We hope you've learned something from these facts. Join us next week as we take a look at khjgfdfghjkgjfgjhhjkkjhgjhjgfhjk. sussus mmogus.

[@raydarable]

I like this.

[@raydarable]

The only thing missing is the snow duplicator joke.

[@Agent_B0771E]

Fact about this video: This comment section is an illusion, unless it is real

[@Miles_77]

Dude, those new facts blew my mind!

[@Cyansational]

S p e w n

[@isaacwalton3324]

This is my favorite tim series aside from meme man

[@ian-qz9lq]

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[@iskamag]

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[@MissRusababy]

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[@Palmy0724]

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[@larachnae3140]

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[@samueljenkins3636]

h

[@negativezer0917]

what happened to the first three?

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

all private

[@mpyl]

Due to copyright

[@kianyt7987]

I learn a lot from these videos

[@monngo838]

He is trying his best and I love it.

[@leoa.k.a.blurryfloppa3004]

Why does cylinder's voice sounds so different than usual?...

[@chesqen]

It's a different cylinder.

[@echommm3621]

It’s a substitute, pay attention

[@Kapin05]

Who's cylinder? I only know [REDACTED] and his camera assistant.

[@ashleycat4]

0:10

[@OdaSwifteye]

You haven't made part 5 yet and I can't tell if that's just you getting tired of the bit or this is being a very meta-joke about how the facts in these videos are randomly lost.

[@aidenorsomething4002]

I really liked the spoon facts, it was very informative.

[@axolotl593]

An epic trilogy

[@deadchannel5054]

Where are the other fact videos

[@mrmeowsermoney]

The videos were taken down because the voice he used for them doesn't allow people to use it commercially, so he privated all of them. This one was left up because it uses a different voice

[@deadchannel5054]

@@mrmeowsermoney Well that sucks

[@1994CivicGLi]

*_No views_* *_5 comments_* *_33 likes_* *_doesn’t show me the comments_*

[@aizashahid3224]

I love the background music.

[@tankunicorn134]

He did great as a substitute. Tell him he did good.

[@S-A-T-O-R]

Don’t like this voice, plese bring back the old one

[@huskyhacker2515]

Yes :(

[@scrunk845]

He’s just nervous guys :(

[@dragonboi6744]

Hey. [REDACTED] had to take a break he said that in the last episode

[@randominternettoaster7859]

The most informitive show has returned!

[@bluestartalron8502]

The spoon facts were the best learning I ever had, I am now fact master. Thank you, small version of a ladle, you have enriched and enlightened my collection of neutrons and braincells.

[@theepicebin5509]

Thank you for uploading this video 8 hours before I had a trying-to-fall-asleep Panic attack. It really helped calm me down and made me laugh a bit. Thank you.