Tin Foil Hat Society Annual Questionnaire (2018) ASMR

[@abaronca3413]

Finally, I was worried my membership was gonna expire!

[@imigi2850]

Abaronca *FAILS QUESTIONARE*

[@SupposedFish]

Yeah but mine did

[@ImSpiderManIRL]

Mine did

[@thetruebreadgod]

Shhh

[@argsgsgsgnngndg9894]

i also tin foiled each of my hair individually, just to be safe

[@sheerkid447]

That's what I call a brilliant style

[@yejo4998]

pics or didn't happen

[@fishfish5119]

Must be a pain with in-grown hairs.

[@deletemii3312]

My dog shiny now

[@九头金蛇]

@@shanf1639 ylkes

[@henninguns458]

~~~Timestamps~~~ 00:00:00 Greetings 00:01:41 Free gifts for MEMBERS ONLY Official Pre-questionnaire questionnaire: 00:10:50 Question #1 00:11:08 Question #2 00:11:50 Question #3 00:12:48 Question #4 00:13:50 Question #5 00:15:05 Question #6 00:15:31 Question #7 00:16:07 Question #8 Official Questionnaire: 00:18:20 Question #1 00:19:16 Question #2 00:20:41 Question #3 00:21:48 Question #4 00:23:02 Question #5 00:23:34 Question #6 00:23:58 Question #7 00:24:39 Question #8 00:25:20 Question #9 00:26:00 Question #10 00:26:17 Question #11 00:26:37 Question #12 00:27:01 Question #13 00:27:24 Question #14 00:27:50 Question #15 00:28:10 Question #16 00:28:57 Question #17 00:29:41 Question #18 00:30:16 Question #19 00:30:51 Question #20 00:32:03 Question #21 00:33:03 Question #22 00:33:26 Question #23 00:34:09 Question #24 00:34:51 Question #25 00:35:15 Question #26 00:35:48 Question #27 00:36:39 Question #30 00:37:19 Question #31 00:37:57 Question #32 00:38:34 Question #33 00:39:07 Question #34 00:39:34 Question #35 00:40:10 Question #36 00:40:44 Question #37 00:40:58 Question #38 00:41:15 Question #39 00:41:44 Question #40 00:42:01 Question #41 00:42:27 Question #42 00:43:09 Question #43 00:43:46 Question #44 00:44:44 Question #45 00:45:10 Question #46 00:45:31 Question #47 00:46:13 Question #48 00:46:43 Question #49 00:47:26 Question #50 00:49:27 Reviewing your answers I hope you all sleep well! Good night And in case you wonder, this is copied and pasted from rifts description for mobile users :)

[@paintothemax7126]

Henninguns You are a god, my boi. Thanks!

[@skaterboyfraley]

Thank you for making life easier for us mobile users :P

[@brendanrichardson6135]

Henninguns Thank you...

[@scorpius1401]

Thank you

[@nat3572]

Thank youuu!!

[@ASMRmechanic]

Paint my house? My house is wrapped in tin foil to keep any nefarious organizations from moving the thermostat.

[@lucienboyce5714]

You could go into engine theory. Automotive related math. Like cylinder bore and torque. And do videos ascertaining to machine and mechanical theory as an update to your chanel

[@5ynthwav31ng4]

Custom tin foil 🤠

[@michaelc.4321]

True or false: “all nefarious organizations are nefarious?” Probably false

[@unity__3829]

Whenever i hear or see the ford nefarious, i immediately thing of gru and dispicable me

[@amassivevirgin7608]

Damn, the tin foil hat society upgraded their arsenal

[@la_sasha]

Our money must've been going somewhere

[@damandatcan2]

Profile pic needs to be pickle rick

[@mozziela]

@@Splucked No one HAS to change their username of choice

[@smalltrashman4227]

@@mozziela I know what are these niggaz talking about amirite?

[@7xsevx7]

YES! i was litterally just thinking how much i loved these questionnaires, and i get here 9 minutes in!

[@Levvox]

Take a shot everytime he says 'nefarious organisation', it'll be a long night i guarantee you

[@namefighter8426]

You're suppost to sleep, not to go to sleep bc of alcohol poisoning xd

[@averynoir7810]

Hence being not old enough to drink does soda count?

[@Jörmungandr645]

@@averynoir7810 goodby teth

[@blackheartedyt]

Take a shot every time he says tin

[@joliecravy5513]

My favorite drinking game

[@andreiioangabor1027]

Me: *falling asleep* ER: ...Your very own tin foil AK-47 Me: Woooooo wtf where do I sign up

[@ddorgo]

@EdgyAnimeKid grappling guns

[@ITriggerWokeSJWS]

EdgyAnimeKid probably why he fights all his enemies for multiple seasons..

[@unity__3829]

@Agent "assoult foiow spweads deadwy wadiation"

[@unity__3829]

@Agent what war crimes did j just commit. Why did i type in such a cæřýķđãqěçżň

[@klimics4280]

“If you fall asleep just pick up where you left off” I woke my dumbass back up and heard the mall cop in a different video telling me I stole something. During this time my head was underneath the sheet so I thought I had a bag over my head and I thought to myself what the hell did I do when I was sleeping. 😂

[@Ralph_Wiggum]

I’ve run out of tin foil... and I’ve lost my tin foil hat! The shop has none. Guess I’ll pray to the one Lord of ASMR Papa Rift. Praise be.

[@phazebeast7373]

Amen 👏

[@dickharry2444]

read this in ralph’s voice

[@nathanp230]

Ralph ain't officer wigams son he's officer eddies...

[@colonclosedparantheses293]

Pray to Cthulu...

[@Zerogriever]

I tried to read as voice of Ralph but some words didnt fit to character

[@donnytekkaz7065]

You guys ever notice the descriptions of his vids? Like if you think E R should write a book or sumthin.

[@moonrocks-19]

Honestly, if he actually wrote a book, I would totally buy it~

[@colonclosedparantheses293]

Best selling Fantasy/Adventure Author by the pen name of: Uncle E

[@DrusinianX]

The Ephemeral Rift would be an awesome book name even just a lore book would be amazing

[@anarcheyashton3689]

He should make moveis and books

[@howlt005]

'Greetings, I'm First-' aw dammit he beat us to it

[@leroyspitzer8265]

I wanted to like this, but I don't want to destroy the whole 69 likes

[@howlt005]

@@leroyspitzer8265 aw someone already did

[@leroyspitzer8265]

@@howlt005 Well, here's a your more than deserved like then.

[@howlt005]

@@leroyspitzer8265 ❤

[@Cyberwrisket]

Don't know who this 'Tim Foil' guy is but I kinda like him

[@sushiowo5267]

Lol

[@umbra_cura4158]

100 likes yet?

[@stocchinet]

N E F A R I O U S

[@mcdaviddeservesbetter8]

*T E C H N I C A L*

[@kymeraslayer970]

P R O T E C T E D

[@kushpatel6973]

O R G A N I Z A T I O N

[@drugenforcementadministrat6150]

*D A R N E D E S T*

[@stocchinet]

@@timotheatae Yeah man, i wrap myself in tinfoil and dab on them illuminati

[@eliassund8030]

The flat earth society is shaking...

[@DrusinianX]

bin laden Woah we don’t use the real names of nefarious organizations here they’re listening

[@ITriggerWokeSJWS]

DrusinianX they have their ears to the ground, we must be careful!

[@FallStar3388]

I am with the origami boat shaped earth society. We are not nefarious.

[@ericaleslie257]

N quaking also!!

[@rvrcty9451]

I trigger Liberal SJWS that’s why we’re whispering

[@theguythreedoorsdown3417]

Can't wait for the 2019 questionnaire. I'll nail that one

[@kombatkat9067]

Ok new vid request: How about a post-apocalyptic themed vid where you're a cigar smoking, AK-47 wielding drifter badass? THAT would be awesome

[@animefelixx4606]

Kombat Kat i second this

[@Noah-pr2or]

I always had the idea of him becoming an indian and using the mortar and pestle and maybe a bow and arrow

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

@@Noah-pr2or He already can tear shit up on a Native American flute, tbh. Also, is someone excited for Metro? Lol

[@chevreddog6135]

@@AWACS_Snowblind i am

[@VikariyReyn]

@@AWACS_Snowblind exodus looks fucking great

[@elas9831]

Imagine how long it must have taken to make that background. Uncle ER's dedication is just one of the things I love about him

[@jesscontento4361]

The best thing about the end of the year. What a blessed series of videos. I live for soft spoken questions and interactions and tinfoil sounds are DIVINE

[@obscuritymage]

Man that supply of Tin Foil just gets smaller and smaller... Last time is was a year? Before that it was 3? Hard times indeed.

[@iamdenv3r292]

I’d like to apply for an application.

[@phazebeast7373]

You trying to apply too ? 😀

[@iamdenv3r292]

PHAZE209BEAST Yeah I just don’t really know where to pick up my forms?

[@ddorgo]

@@iamdenv3r292 front desk by the tree of tin foil

[@benjaminlamothe2093]

@@ddorgo but first you have to get an application from the tin boulder so that you can be in line

[@ddorgo]

@@benjaminlamothe2093 oh yeah but i thought they were passed that

[@ThatGuy-lj4ws]

I lost my tingles long ago but still watch your videos because theyre very relaxing

[@carigsanders3847]

YEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!! The long awaited day has arrived! This is my favorite segment. Please do more than one a year. I know this society has the legs to make it!! Ps, you’re the best

[@digitomichelnari2679]

An S.C.P. themed ASMR would be up your alley, I know you have the mug.

[@aidanjoyce8219]

I found this just after I posted the same thing. Wow. Glad to see other supporters of the idea

[@parkeypence5974]

YES, he could _nail_ that.

[@EBbiker64]

Secure. Contain. Protect. Papa Rift make it happen

[@fuseki23]

he got the mask

[@Skypriv]

Guys I dont know much on this but Im fairly certain that Rift himself has declared that the professor collaborates with the SCP organization. As far as I know, though I cant recall where I saw/heard this, SCP is a part of the sanitarium lore's universe (as is the tin foil hat society).

[@TheBloodlessKnights]

I have been waiting for this for so long. I haven't even watched the video yet, but I want to say thank you for renewing my membership it is greatly appreciated.

[@starrlight6582]

Praise be. I’ve been trying to find the official questionnaire to join the TFHS for an extreme amount of time now.

[@TheBladeWolf]

I’m about to cry tears of joy. I’ve been waiting for this video all year

[@pianopanicattack]

I’m hoping that there’s someone here who made a club with their friends somewhere around 3rd grade and named it Tin Foil Hat Society, not knowing in the future, it would become a real thing.

[@anthonyberube1026]

Feels like you posted the 2017 questionnaire yesterday, time flies by when you spend it sleeping to papa Rift's ASMR

[@settratheimperishable7800]

It just got better and beeter after the paintbrush like, you get your own tin foil nutcracker, grenade and AK-47! That alone is an instant sign-up for me.

[@soulkeeper1387]

That scribbling after each question is awesome!!))

[@MinnVictus]

I came to figure out when the Tin Foil Hat Annual Questionnaire for 2018 would be occurring? Thanks!

[@celltower2291]

I hope that it doesn't upset you, but I only ever watch your videos when I need to sleep because I am a insomniac, the sound of your voice and the way you observe things is nice and helps me fall asleep all the time and for that I thank you.

[@qwest500]

I love your creativity Rift.

[@StormyRaven]

Question: Should my tinfoil be wrapped in tinfoil? If so, when do I stop?

[@ddorgo]

Yes and after 5 layers

[@StormyRaven]

That guy who did something But how can I be sure you are not part of any nefarious groups?

[@ddorgo]

@@StormyRaven check my question board

[@nuitarik]

When you feel safe

[@fishfish5119]

Stop when continuation becomes undoable.

[@hangoutwidfrnz]

If ER was a professional athlete, would he be called Ephemeral Swift ?

[@5ynthwav31ng4]

OMG😂😂💀💀

[@12ug27]

*drinks potion of swiftness*

[@Cyberpsychos_Dirge]

In the gym he is Ephemeral Lift

[@BelligerentKnight2481]

@@Cyberpsychos_Dirge In Tokyo he is Ephemeral Drift

[@Potato79207]

@@5ynthwav31ng4 its an old and Not very funny "joke" anymore

[@ASMRchetype]

The free member gifts this year are one of a kind, I hope this is my year to finally be accepted into the society 🤞🏻

[@dirtymopwater2868]

Reynold's missing his wrap

[@kinnexion]

Yes. Been waiting all year for this. Thank you, Rift. Truly a god amongst men

[@ermkhaos]

“The government, the heterosexuals and the Cool kids club” why am I laughing so hard at this

[@MaebyBaeby]

These are my favorites of your videos and I understand the time it takes to make all these tinfoil props, your dedication shines

[@raccman8294]

Everybody gangsta till e.r. pulls out the tinfoil frag 'nade

[@azeaze9627]

2 days ago I hopped on your channel and asked myself if you already did this year's questionnaire lol. Love you uncle E, you're the best, keep it up !

[@DamnMascus]

I wrapped my eye balls in tin foil just in case I see any nefarious organizations

[@omicronlyrae6228]

YES! I had my doubts that there would be one this year, but you've done it again, ER. You've swooped in with the save.

[@pitmasterj5387]

Are we going to war with the cardboard because you gave me an ak and a grenade

[@BelligerentKnight2481]

Yes! Down with the Corrugated Cardboard Confederacy!!

[@jaogregori]

In Poland, on the "Polsat News" program, we saw the snippet of this movie 2:03 - 2:07. He was about an army and the current program was about mocking politicians. You are now popular in Poland hahah

[@adamwash917]

do you ever go to war with the Aluminum Foil Hat Society

[@magicmoonsong]

derp_solar or maybe even the Plastic Wrap Hat society, or maybe they just refuse to acknowledge each other’s existence

[@benjaminlamothe2093]

@@magicmoonsong no they often butt heads

[@boiboi4648]

U aluminatie

[@konekotoujou4816]

This right here is the most wonderful time of the year

[@Fun_Syz]

Goddamn heterosexuals implanting RFID chips in me

[@enterchannelname1838]

Damn those homosexuals ruining everyday civilian's lives on their color blinding nefarious plot schemes too.

[@gangstalkingsimulation1319]

😂😂😂

[@gdtacos7082]

11:51- 12:43 Why yes I have, if I remember, it happened about 2 weeks ago

[@Links101]

Do they foil other corporations plans?

[@maaike8226]

*slow clap*

[@dsylxiecpadna]

Like my dude did you really

[@Links101]

Was it epic

[@coopercobb8867]

Badum tsss

[@dboi9271]

I disliked this comment, you know why...

[@type-10]

I wrapped my ghillie suit in tin foil so the nefarious organizations wouldn't be able to see what I'm wearing.

[@maxm7200]

Wow that new ak-47 tin foil camo looks great

[@BelligerentKnight2481]

This is EA and we'd like to offer this camo but it is locked behind pay walls so pay up

[@clairespinks2953]

ER - you're terrible! You're unique! I turn to your posts cos I have chronic insomnia & your voice helps me relax, but at the same time I'm giggling in the night, waking hubby, I can't win!!😂🤗❤️

[@LoveNirdsMassageASMR]

With aluminum foil Wear a hat that's foil lined In case an alien's inclined To probe your butt or read your mind ♪♪

[@fuseki23]

WEIRD AL

[@queenmirrah1168]

How dare you join with the aluminium foil society, Al, *loads Ak*

[@benjaminlamothe2093]

@@lkibold3018 royals

[@vanhalenfan1015]

Benjamin Lamothe WEIRD AL YANKOVIC YASSS

[@neliusbresnan3766]

This is my first year as a returning-member. It is a pleasure

[@jordangreenwade2931]

Hats off! Foil out!

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

NYET!!!!!!! YOU SHALL NOT TAKE MY UŠANKA OFF!!!!!!

[@VampirewthBraces]

I remember one year all we got for passing the questionnaire was a basic hat, a sheet of foil we could use to make customizations, and a foil wrapped cookie. The TFHS has really upped its incentive program.

[@colonclosedparantheses293]

I use aluminum foil To use as really inefficient fuel for my stove.

[@yeyeyeyeye2193]

".. or was that just me?" LMFAOOO

[@Made4YouComedy]

This year at the tin foil hat society, we have new weapons and equipment for any overthrowing activity of nefarious organization. Enjoy your membership and as always, stay unmind-controlled. Thank you, my fellow tinmen.

[@Mometerra]

I've waited all year for this video you have no idea

[@thegreatnuggetknight9177]

Let's be honest We all took this more seriously then our exams in school

[@BOUTTAMAKEAHNAME4MYSELF]

I'm happy that eph has more ads on his videos honestly I want him to be a full time creator , his lore is actually fantastic

[@Kandy792]

Hey I got in to the prestigious TFHS!!! I'm glad to be doing my part to resist the doings of nefarious organizations Edit: how long did it take for you to foil AK 47 to arrive? The rest all arrived yesterday but I'm missing my tin foil AK. Please advise (:D

[@Kai_snzz]

I tried to sleep to this video but literally fucking cackled so hard that I could sleep! 100/10 would watch again

[@aidanrocha2043]

Saw him pull out the pen. Thought it was an official TFHS blunt.

[@dustinbellair5822]

I knew when I saw a private video on the playlist for TFHS I knew it had to be this! Was not disappointed.

[@MinnVictus]

Hey guys I just came here to ask what role did the Fugitive Slave Act have on increasing tensions between north and south states, and how did it represent a turning point pushing the country closer to the Civil War? Thanks!

[@uberlolzzz]

In increased tensions because Northern states didn't want slavery and Southern states did. The act made it so that now local law enforcement and civilians were forcibly meant to go and "apprehend" any slave who escaped to the North and deliver them to their owner. The North wasn't very fond of that idea because it turned their land into a hunting ground and basically legalized kidnapping. Some Northern state's response was to pass laws to make the fugitive slave act virtually unenforceable, and the South wasn't very fond of that idea because it meant their escaped slaves wouldn't be returned. Clearly tension there. I wouldn't exactly call it a turning point because it was inevitable anyway, but it pushed the country closer to war simply because the North didn't want slavery and the South did. You can't have it both ways.

[@rustbuster69]

There’s this magical place called google

[@MinnVictus]

Sound_of_silence it was posted for more comedic value rather than actual information, because haha, “He shouldn’t be talking about America’s history this is an ASMR video!”

[@abbyv7984]

@invictus Is ur username in relation to the Henley poem bc that’s one of my favorites

[@beatlejuice1165]

In a world filled with cam girls making explicitly sexy ASMR videos, one man stands up and makes actually wholesome and entertaining ASMR videos. Thanks, Rift! You are a beacon of hope for the ASMR community. Salutes to you.

[@nellyc1066]

i love this man 😂thanks for the amazing nights of sleep

[@mikroholisti]

5/5, good work! These tinfoil asmr meets my sense of humor.

[@quincyloogs1421]

You the man E

[@lillymontgomery2382]

‘an undisclosed amount of millimeters’ had me CACKLING

[@AndrevusWhitetail]

I wonder how he's gonna scrub the "Property of Tin Foil Hat Society Official Use Only" marker off the clipboard...

[@flamingkittyumad]

why would he do that, the clipboard belongs to the tin foil hat society

[@itsllol6504]

@@flamingkittyumad *Secret* Society

[@dead409]

He’ll just cover it in foil

[@BelligerentKnight2481]

Only a NEFARIOUS person would say that

[@joliecravy5513]

Two years later and his dedication still makes me smile Edit: ALUMINUM FOIL SOCIETY ASMR PLEASE?

[@xINVISIGOTHx]

yay something good to watch with my lunch

[@endermage77]

In the name of all that is Tin and Foil My prayers were answered

[@THEdominicmitchell]

Pulls out nutcracker* Me: aight fine Pulls out grenade* Me: a little weird but ok Pulls out ak* Me: hold up

[@lilmisssinz]

I was impressed when i saw the grenade. Then i saw the AK-47. I was actually amazed and wondered if he bought it, it looked so amazing.

[@pdbyrns]

When do we get the Comrade Yuri shirt?

[@thekeystoneconservative]

Stalin is great so are Rasputin Putin Lennon (Yuri the best)

[@Potato79207]

@@thekeystoneconservative He is called Lenin hope i helped

[@thekeystoneconservative]

@@Potato79207 OK BOOMER

[@bmxdenver1]

He’s got those mechanic arms, being able to hold things up for a long time

[@delaneym.7412]

I’m absolutely dying over the tin foil AK-47, it’s a little too well-made

[@janicebrook8257]

I’ve been waiting for this all year

[@alx_z1]

Would love to see more HPL lore in your role playing videos, luv ya E.R!

[@robinhyperlord9053]

How is Darling? ;-)

[@alx_z1]

@@robinhyperlord90533 years on YT with this profile and you sir are the first to get it, kudos.

[@type-10]

One of those tiny mirrors behind him reflects the light in the shape of Finland. 13th of the 4th row.

[@geoxoro6839]

Is the background secured by caprisuns?

[@SuperShadowGuard]

It's the most wonderful video of the year!

[@TheGamer-hg1in]

Hey uncle rift I think it would be cool if you did a Semantic Satiation based video and just that name itself fits your aesthetic really well

[@Baseballman1224]

I love that he does this every year

[@lewis7909]

Correct me if im wrong but he said nefarious 91 times in this video

[@magisterdixit]

Finally!!! I've spent all the year studying in order to pass the annual questionnaire. For God's sake, I've even abandoned my PhD study on Astrophysics and Cosmology at Cambridge University for a while hoping to become a TFHS member. Fingers crossed. Good look to everyone!!! Long live THFS ...and King's!!! 😜✊

[@Walter-fc3uq]

I misspelt my name on the application Q_Q

[@ITriggerWokeSJWS]

too real..

[@ggrydesign]

Anyone else listing to ASMR on high volume, really relaxed, then an advert comes on and you jump a mile?

[@halomaniacer]

Thanks Dad! If you could it’d be pretty sweet if we got more bottle cap sounds or could go visit our grandpa thatd be real cool!

[@RylaDarkstar]

The cap sounds and suds sounds are the only thing I miss about him going sober. I'm glad he did. But damn those sounds were so tingly. XD

[@halomaniacer]

Joey Gartrell Why don’t we bring back frank for it?

[@cocolarge4305]

The big tinfoil industry must be eating good if every member is like this.

[@klebstyx3207]

The 60 dislikes are from people who's last name is "Witherspoon"

[@keshafowler5970]

You make the best asmr videos for sleep.