The Gambling Episode | TMG - Episode 289

[@larsonford114]

They need to do a cold open with just Kelsey and Aleena acting as them and a pod with them. I think it would be so fun

[@islabee94]

In drag!

[@tempus8421]

😭good ass idea

[@jialx]

Pretty sure they hate each other. I just made that up 🤷

[@russiandude2025]

They need to do a episode w/ their wives. Not sure why they haven’t already had the idea. Maybe they just don’t want to do it, but I think it would be a great episode.

[@noneofthiseverhappened]

Stop trying to make Aleena & Kelsey happen, it's fruitless to attempt to do so

[@SparkyGecko]

My kink is hearing two best friends having a real genuine laugh with each other.

[@jamie-tyson]

That donation was so cute! I love how they support each other!

[@thetrickyvicki]

Bros supporting bros 😍

[@Rodviet]

It melted my heart, that was so lovely lmao

[@paulfabrycky7688]

Donating a dollar so Cody has to take a stumble for me specifically

[@prospect8245]

This episode had old TMG vibes, I loved it - the return of "the most racist podcast" and cody and noel laughing at the ad with code "gang" lmao

[@vleramaririllia8529]

I’m sobbing the chopped up first ad read cause Noel can’t keep it together is sending me, I can just tell it took like twenty minutes to record

[@karenkellogg8806]

Yes was absolutely wheezing, so damn funny

[@ToyotaCamrySEv]

asking to hit a vape and then immediately violently coughing is the full college experience rn

[@thaimontana4140]

I always use Aura to make sure I’m secure on the internet when I’m DoorDashing my bibimbop and liquid death for dinner

[@MicioB]

BIBIMBOP

[@itsRobbie_]

if i was a billionaire I would donate 200k to cody for an extra 200 miles lmao. Not only would it be a tax write off but also super funny

[@Kotsknots]

only 200k if you were a billionaire? kinda cheap ngl. that's 0.02%

[@greatone6196]

​@@Kotsknotswhat percent of your net worth did you donate?

[@Kotsknots]

@@greatone6196 I estimate my net worth to be around 40.000 (probably a bit steep, i'm quite young). I have donated 25 a month for the past ~2 years, totalling 600. (600/40000) * 100 = 1,5% This actually further strengthens my point. Because I wouldn't say I donate a very large amount of money, and it's still 1,5% of my total ever net worth. so thanks @Great One, 0,02% would indeed be very cheap

[@aidanfl]

@@greatone6196capitalist rhetoric in tmg comment section ew gross

[@Kotsknots]

@@aidanfl I don't know what those words mean, so jokes on you😎

[@moonriverinc7896]

Mr Beast donates and Cody just turns in to Forest Gump

[@moonriverinc7896]

I commented this before Noel said it ok

[@Timman57]

​@@moonriverinc7896 don't worry, I believe you

[@moonriverinc7896]

@@Timman57 thank u Tim

[@PhreakyGimp]

@Timathy Ploof he's valid I believe him

[@rileytuthill950]

I’m gonna say I don’t believe him just to shake things up in this comment section

[@majinkaaz]

Noel randomly freestyling while Cody DJs would actually be so funny. But he sounded more like Griselda than Earl Sweatshirt. Lol

[@xxxsnippzzxxx9355]

Or Westside gun lmao

[@izaqy]

boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

[@phantom_isle]

@@xxxsnippzzxxx9355 westside gunn is a member of griselda lmao

[@player6769]

that part at the beginning was so sweet, I love their friendship 🥺

[@Thom.sullivan]

All I know is that Cody and Noel would make great gambling addicts who get their kneecaps smashed in by local mob enforcers.

[@jayy4735]

Cody wearing that San Diego hat is the hardest fit hes ever worn😹😹

[@ethanwagner]

I haven’t played this pod out loud in 3 years and this is the episode I chose to give a shot, they have been so good recently. Fuck, 25:00 was out of nowhere😂😂

[@SparkyGecko]

I remember the first video of theirs I played out loud was the one where Noel acts out an entire scene of a woman who can't stop squirting and then a police officer shows up. Don't even remember the context either but he just kept going. 💀

[@keineken_3281]

I don't get it, they don't say anything risky at that time stamp.

[@ethanwagner]

@@keineken_3281 lol my bad it’s 25:40 it’s the Asian gambling bit

[@SparkyGecko]

@@Timman57 Oh my God 😭😭😭 I hate them so much lmaaaooo

[@chandrasekharlimit4547]

The meat boys had a wittle case of the giggles during the ad breaks today

[@Timman57]

Thumbnail Noel looks like my pap, who is half Italian and half Spanish. Just a thought.

[@kym_yy3090]

He’s Filipino and white final answer

[@s-1424]

54:58 The Canadian 🇨🇦 coming out of Cody!! “A-boot” lmao 😂😂

[@gtgclaire]

these are the male versions of 2 pretty best friends

[@JerseyJake98]

Thanks for uploading guys I can't wait to listen to this on my walkman while I mindlessly tap a slot machine screen for an hour

[@bandr-dev]

26:44 OMG FINALLY THEY TOLD RYAN TO STFU HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE

[@digitalhimbo9462]

So excited for the new co-host of the podcast when Cody starts running. He'll be missed!

[@CadeMangan]

Noel grows facial hair, and all of a sudden knows how to play music

[@reedmcrae]

@mrbeast we need you to donate so cody runs forever. It can be for your next video too.

[@yeattwizzyrichbitcointikok1120]

Cody has to run 200 miles in 1 month or mr breast takes away the whole donation

[@mayiagustafson2542]

@@yeattwizzyrichbitcointikok1120 mr.breast

[@emilimaag4406]

Noel’s a confirmed Hivemind watcher. 39:30 bit is almost exactly the Westside Gunn bit from HM 😩

[@haha20121000]

Could be, but I believe they've been doing that bit longer than Hivemind has been a channel, could be wrong, and love and respect to Hivemknd

[@nxndii]

I need more of Noel going in-depth on fighting while Cody jus nods and talks about betting on it

[@aguiebakes6821]

Noel: what you want us to do on this website, WE'VE DONE IT!! Us: THEN DO IT AGAIN!!!

[@AnaPaula-dk7ls]

i love how their outfits are matching, couple goals

[@moonriverinc7896]

How many hats do you think they each have in their closets

[@topotondo828]

I’ve never seen any of the Francesca Stugotz videos but that last name is definitely an Americanization of “sto cazzo” in Italian which is basically their version of “deez nuts”.

[@ExcessVengeance]

I don't know what it is with the lighting and cody's hat, but the contrast of shadows make cody's brows out to be like Rock Lee. Bushy Brow headass.

[@trappme]

the ad that played before the episode was a health department warning about the slippery slope from online gaming to gambling

[@donovanwhysong7689]

LETSSS GOOOO, look forward to this day every godamn week

[@dylenfowler5870]

27:20 I’m just happy I don’t listen to these while doing Uber eats delivery anymore. Now I watch these podcasts in an office job like a responsible adult. 😅

[@720p30fps]

I would donate to the fundraiser but I lost all my money gambling because it sounded so fun when you guys talked about it! lol

[@martinmagpantay7829]

when they did the most racist podcast bit it nearly killed me

[@ExtendedRelease]

Immaculate timing, was about to spark and snore my black tar carfent thanks bois

[@whoyoufightin1442]

Noel making surprised faces during the Aura ad has tears in my eyes 😂 guys being dudes ya know? I couldn't put my finger on it for a while, but he reminds me of my big brother, who made me laugh a lot when i was little.

[@jackhughes1588]

27:04 This sounds like a GTA 5 radio station

[@mathdanse]

Kansas City is loving all these Noel shout outs! ❤ 😊

[@yootd3m]

Anyone else think noel has changed a little since he got covid?

[@kaitlynn2469]

7:15 I can sneeze on command, I just need to push my nose ring into my nose lmao

[@sammytweedy7655]

13:33 that jumpcut made me go 😱

[@gtgclaire]

me signing up for bonus content just to see the mcconaughey zoom

[@dylenfowler5870]

41:21 I love that game, my wife and I won $200 not knowing how the bets worked and accidentally picked the 1st and 2nd place horse and won. Every one around the table gave us the dirtiest looks when we cheered for the win.

[@bySeuss]

noel's westside gunn impression was fire lmao

[@_stigward]

Not me, sitting in my car in line at a grease monkey while Cody and Noel announce to all the mechanics that I’m a racist

[@hannahcrouch22]

Whoever Cody got in the Kentucky derby lmk y’all I’m all in

[@sunflowerangelnctzen]

0:05 is that a darboukah!? wahlid sent that ha..

[@chandrasekharlimit4547]

“… I was cappin🤨” lol

[@speeeee35]

That is NOT what happened during the “Snape kills Dumbledore” ambushes of 2005. ***It was the 6th book’s midnight release at Barnes and Nobles, not the films!!!*** This is the best random nerd lore: Ppl were waiting in line for the midnight book release, and people who’d looked online from earlier time zones to see what happened, drove by and spoiled it. The ppl had been waiting two full years and physically went into book stores months in advance to sign up for presale (or online too). The great half blood Prince spoiling (I’m making up these names btw 😂) was a serious enough thing that by the last book, they purposely released them all at the same time, worldwide, to make sure it didn’t happen for the finale (it did not). Ppl would go out of their way to spoil it though- to the point it was a super common thing to get the new book and not go online PERIOD until you finished it. I didnt 😂. Especially not w the 7th, last, one. Anyway… The fifth book came out two full years before the 6th… and the 6th was the penultimate book, so it was a huge deal, and these people were speculating and counting down the days for two full years for it to be ruined AS THEY WERE WALKING OUT OF THE STORE WITH THEIR BOOKS IN BAGS. Can you imagine though 😂 It’s funny now, and easy to laugh at, but it really was unnecessarily mean. Bc the thing is, they would know right away that it wasn’t untrue. Snape killing Dumbledore was a huge twist and a cliffhanger at the very end of the book, but it also was the kind of thing that, had someone mentioned it ahead, you’d know within a couple PAGES how and (mostly)why it happened- while, if you didn’t have that in your head, it wouldn’t even cross your mind and you just think of him as someone on the good side who’ll figure it out. Like, there must be some other plan bc he can’t be totally evil like that (he isn’t by the very end of the 7th, last, book but ykwim lol). Like, I understand why ppl would laugh now of course but it was like… teenagers and young adults who’d been waiting two full years 😂. It really was mean for no reason at all. We just liked a harmless book a lot. I was not a victim LOL but clearly I WAS a Potterhead at the time it came out. God, people don’t know how good those books are if they haven’t read them. The movies, you have to consider a separate thing to enjoy them if you’ve read the books bc it’s just so much more fun. And good lol. They destroyed Harry as a character in the films😂. But I won’t bore with that. Anyway, I just couldn’t not write this because you seriously just unlocked this memory. I completely forgot about this and like I said, I was big into it like a lot of ppl were then. Honestly, it was probably the first active series where ppl went online n speculated etc. Twitter wasn’t even around until the last book. We used to legit have websites and msg boards and fan pages and shit. What a time to be alive. That post 911 trauma still fresh… Shutter shades… Tila Tequilla was pretending to be bisexual on tv…. Plus, people just ruining Harry Potter for sport, bc NERDDDDDSSSSSSS.

[@iphoneman1231]

Cody unknowingly donating (half) to himself is the most cody thing ever 😂❤ go cody though

[@jennyfursmith]

Loved your late show in San Diego Noel! Converted my boyfriend into a fan 😂

[@xokatieASMR]

ngl cody's pitter patter gave me instant asmr tingles

[@MrSlopeShredder]

i love that noel did that with the tmg studios. thats so cool

[@acab2086]

The ads were my fav part of this episode 😂

[@elly8590]

noel on an earl sweatshirt type beat would actually go crazy

[@ElectricShinn]

The vid description got me dying 😂😂 “..return of the most racist podcast in the world” “..Share a new delicacy, edible anus”

[@hannahcrouch22]

Fun fact, in the fourth grade a kid in my grade actually punched his pregnant teacher in the stomach and he was like permanently expelled from the whole county school system😭

[@mtshotz]

if i had a dollar everytime noel bombed a joke he took over from cody lol “uhhhhh idk”

[@digitalhimbo9462]

Dude I [censored] the whole section where they talked about [censored] it was so [censored]!

[@moonblinked]

i love the succession talk. if you're not caught up or don't care you can just skip it lol

[@jayy4735]

missed this og w the boys pod🙌🙌

[@_jojo11]

I’ve never watched ad segments so intensely

[@joeyv1380]

I can’t believe I’ve been supporting the most racist podcast in the world

[@777NsStatic]

Tell ppl in a group chat I’ve got my Covid results and they were positive,right after hanging out with them.. just to make ppl think about me when I’m gone

[@jfitg]

26:40 thank you noel

[@lilbov8524]

its funny bc i work at a casino and the hole is just a machine that puts the colored chips back into coordinated stacks

[@DavidWhispers]

Eyyyyyy love that intro ♥

[@matthewaltman6753]

Noel sounded so much like Westside Gunn when he was doing his little freestyle bit

[@JacksonNotJaxon]

Noel is slowly but surely gorwing a neck beard and Im not ok with it

[@atticusmcbuddy6283]

Imagine Noel whips out his little piggies for a 3 seconds or jump cut..

[@karavaevt]

Did they just zoom on him pronouncing “Logan dies”? They muted him but you can kinda see it. 57:46 .

[@lonelymfhours8456]

43:32 noel hits the Lu Xiaojun reference 💀

[@goblinsquirt]

no way y’all got the skylight frames ad again 💀

[@calmdurrr3007]

anyone remember the other episode/timestamp where they reacted to the bobby valentine/liktoria tik toks? i think it might have been on a bonus episode

[@raditzhoneyham]

It's my birthday tomorrow, the 27th. I can listen on the way to my party good deal

[@MintyRainbow]

that aura ad made me laugh so hard

[@ld6363]

Cody should live stream him running all those miles

[@cadenhildebrandt703]

Noel turned into westside gun for a sec

[@emmiemmi555]

this was a freaking great episode

[@XanderZ0ne]

Bald dude sent me lmao

[@captainobvious2538]

Why did Noel turn from Earl Sweatshirt into the Westside Gunn🤣

[@joeyconaton5872]

I actually can sneeze on command lmao

[@ElectricShinn]

One time going in to the casino as I was walking in I said if I could make like 500 for some bills would be perfect. Went to wheel of fortune at $5 spins. Put a 20 in 30 seconds it’s gone. I was like well shit that was fast, I decided to put one more 20. Hit spin, hit jackpot for 535. Cashed out after 10 mins of being there and was like, well now what lol

[@ryanwilliams7388]

The most racist podcast is back I love it

[@marcb3733]

Hearing noel casually reference majin made me fangirl and im a little embarrassed

[@gzuz4148]

This is like the fifth time Noel has referenced Dragon ball z over the years

[@rebeccamusselman8395]

When he said that was so inspiring.

[@amirhhashemi]

So if you make chocolate from a mold of somebody’s hole, does that mean every chocolate has indirectly touched the hole? 🤔

[@pearpop69]

i feel like noel would get along with tyler the creator so well

[@longwalkoffashortpier]

maybe earl sweatshirt better with his depression type humor

[@nicoleouellette4066]

Loved the video Andy! Hope you're doing better now

[@KoolaidFragger]

16:26 that "ow" tho. wtf cody?

[@alexisbruce4586]

highkey im rewatching harry potter for the first time since it came out and i didn’t know snape was the reason dumbledore died :/ certainly didn’t see that coming from tmg

[@alexisbruce4586]

HDJDJDJ WHATS HAPPENJNG RN I HAVE TO STOP

[@cookingwithsilence]

Noel looks like he'd prolly grow a Ben Shapiro beard lol I'm dead

[@ghou5650]

NOEL we need more of the Westside Gunn impression

[@joshuabvannortwick7994]

Love this 🙏🏻

[@mattjamesofc]

GAMBLING BRINGS OUT THE BEST IN PEOPLE

[@colinkolmel5755]

A box of phallus shaped chocolates, fittingly called cocklets

[@whosdaysie]

Hunter woulda shut down that whole Bobby Holiday segment