New Morning Routine Just Dropped | TMG - Episode 290

[@Z3R0BEAMIN]

The poop test segment being the longest speaks volumes on what kind of podcast this is.

[@sc000f]

gambling addiction and poop test is all i could hope for when i tune into the pod every week

[@ShhmiaASMR]

No comma

[@Thewhitedeath244]

@@sc000fSOMEONE QUICK GET HIM A POOP TEST

[@HelpIwantToLeave]

You must be new here

[@ChromeMadhatter]

reminds me of when they talked about shitterrorism for weeks

[@FluidX3]

love how we get to be apart of the progression of cody and noels crippling gambling addiction really get to see them get successful married and happy just to lose it all to a hotel

[@SparkyGecko]

I've started gambling thanks to them not winning so great so far but I just know I'm going to soon! Everyone should gamble it's great.

[@yootd3m]

​@@SparkyGecko you know what they say, "if at first you dont succeed try and try again"

[@fueax]

@@SparkyGecko 😭😭😭😭

[@val397]

no please cus someone's gonna believe that😭

[@umadbroyo2388]

"99% gamblers quit before hitting big"

[@whats_a_good_name]

“Mr brain is my biggest enemy” is such a poetic way to say “I’m stupid”

[@donywahlberg]

HAHAHAHA

[@davesimmons39]

The dookie exam part had me crying 😂

[@connorruggles8740]

i haven't cried this much during an episode in a long time lmao

[@sbob.]

@@connorruggles8740 same bro

[@elliottbauer8456]

Here for the drinking and driving podcast

[@Rustyfork_25]

Remember guys, it's the drunk crashers that give us drunk drivers a bad name.

[@bloomingdasies]

@@Rustyfork_25 exactly, like a wise man once said. Schlatt fan?

[@sagetheboy914]

Here for the most racist podcast in the world

[@SuperCasino77]

Idk what it was about this episode specifically but this was the funniest one in a long time.

[@sc000f]

it was the poop test fasho

[@_e8a]

i wouldnt say "a long time" but it was a very good episode

[@finlaydenning3552]

It had thats cringe energy

[@arch1vst]

this was just a 1 hr thats cringe episode

[@von8786]

I love these young 20 year old men

[@ExtendedRelease]

Amazin

[@matthew02]

i’m a 20 year old man too

[@mattsherack]

Noel not revealing his ethnicity just so that he can use any racial slur without repercussion

[@heavenly_abyss]

frfr

[@joshentertainment2]

He is half Asian because doesn’t say the n word

[@Transformoholic]

He’s half Filipino the way he said cebu In Andrew Schultz podcast

[@jaxrabbxt2167]

Cody rockin that addiction bingo card. Alcoholic, Coke head, and a Gambling addict. God bless you Kelsey keep our little goblin thicklet safeee🖤🖤

[@ayla8345]

I genuinely love Noel’s style so much. He’s always dressed well.

[@juliadarkness]

One of my favorite things about the podcasts is when you guys riff off each other. The whole poop test, turd quiz lmfao

[@poledan]

I deadass be letting them talk about gambling while cleaning though

[@PutYourHeartsUp26]

100% accurate about the gambling portion- i got lots of chores done and listened since you guys were passionate about it but i had 0 thoughts regarding it

[@gtgclaire]

graduating from college today….. thanks for getting me through it guys

[@Alizavr]

congrats!!!

[@gtgclaire]

@@Alizavr thanks bestie

[@ohlordygeorgie3259]

fck yeah congrats!

[@BraydeRistau]

The boys are starting to get the big boy sponsors. I used to better help an seat geek😂 now they get Starbucks an McDonald’s📈

[@djentlover]

Meanwhile I can barely pay my rent

[@just.call.me.kat_]

bro that is insane because I've never seen a Starbucks advert

[@heinzbeans1827]

​@@djentlover Skill Issue

[@djentlover]

@@heinzbeans1827 if hurts but it's true. Lack of focus

[@djentlover]

@@heinzbeans1827 thanks Mr. Heinz. Love your ketchup

[@delaniesommers9833]

Imagine going to the doctor because you’re in need of a “dump swump” 57:34

[@billyjones-1996]

a Scat Scan

[@jelly4129]

I put this on when I'm doing chores so I'm used to the long tangents it's my weekly background music which is a good thing lol

[@notoriouskhi7574]

Next Cody and Noel do HAS to be a dookie exam

[@pbft.j]

Episode started slow but the poop section really delivered thanks 👍 Like I haven't laughed that hard in SO LONG.

[@jak_bcbeats3840]

Honestly congratulations to these two guys, i remember the days of the shitty tiny ass studio being sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends. Now they have Starbucks and McDonalds sponsoring them and the pod has only gotten better. Best creators and businessmen on youtube.

[@quezbeats]

the poop test bit is the hardest ive laughed in a while. 😂😂

[@arielanguiano9359]

“Look me in the eyes and say that”… I knew it was over, funny shit

[@refillpan]

they're right, the poop bit was actually really funny 😭

[@aaaaaaaa-xg4je]

Petition for them to release new music

[@ExtendedRelease]

Amazin

[@leonjhendrix]

Poop test 👁👄👁 Thanks for reacting gentlemen lol

[@nomistarfall560]

Y’ALL NEED TO COLLABORATE, ASAP.

[@Asuna.Stacia]

Cody saying he’s gonna go see Twice for the ad read is so funny

[@drumpug9697]

The cut from Noel talking about hanging up on his therapist to the better help sponsorship killed me

[@gaiabernardo]

was in the brink of a major existencial crisis, thanks for the timely post

[@ChloeAlexiss]

The way they joked about hanging up on his therapist and then cut to the “betterhelp” ad 😭😭😭

[@ghazal5907]

extra funny today. impeccable work as always boys

[@djaaronix]

holy shit, the guy aging slowly bit was one their best in a long time. If they would have done that as a separate that’s cringe video, they would be #1 on trending rn with like 10mil views

[@MGrimm1226]

Poop test bit is one for the books, god damn.

[@reymundo64]

I love how the better help add came right after Noel said he hung up on his therapist lmfaoo

[@wren_ch._4206]

it’ll be really funny to pretend you watched the entire episode right now

[@ExtendedRelease]

Amazin

[@okayokayokay111]

“With my kids in the back.” “With someone else’s kids in the back.”

[@greenbean396]

Hanging up on the therapist right before the Better Help segment was pretty funny

[@qweenwzrrd]

50:05 Cody went full dancing parrot mode

[@hannahgonia9801]

I went to the Phx show and it was the fastest hour and a half in my life. The show was so good I didn’t want it to end and Noel had me crying. 10/10 indeed 👏

[@reji9418]

the ending of beef wasnt that they were made for each other. it was how everyone is connected and "one," we all deal with our own shit and if we have empathy for one another we realize that we arent as different from each other as we may think

[@colecarmichael5724]

Preach

[@cringelemon5365]

Wow, I'm going to use the McDonald's app right now. Thank you TMG!

[@connorjensen6333]

The gambling to better help segment is crazy 🎉🎉

[@b1rdf00d]

28:01 "he hasn't read the book on that yet" severely underrated

[@heunam3593]

I cant believe it, they FINALLY said the word. It's been a good run guys, sad to see them go

[@finlaydenning3552]

What word

[@heunam3593]

@@finlaydenning3552 I guess they cut it out of the video by now, I cant say the word here, it was REALLY fucked tho

[@petertrakas629]

@@heunam3593 na man I need to know 😢

[@catopotato3330]

55:57 Cody became a chirping bird😭😭😭

[@chrisgarcia4688]

I was at the late show in San Diego and yeah Noel killed it, it was my first time at a comedy show and I def would go again

[@ihategamers5915]

The Tiny Meat Gang Slotter-House would go HARD

[@dettolduck]

they’re joking abt Noel filming his sets and cutting to different clothes, but that’s exactly what happened in Aaron Chen’s special 😭😭

[@DanielTruran7]

How did Noel get away with saying dump swump?

[@evagrace2231]

The privilege of Mr PoopTest is outstanding. Those CGMs are so expensive, me and many other diabetics need those medical devices and he uses it as a fun accessory to help with his aging. Ugh

[@victoriadoh3385]

No matter how far we progress in terms of humour, culture, society, age, etc: pee pee poo poo jokes will remain undefeated as the champion of funny haha's

[@blakemcdevitt6403]

Thanks for cheering me up through hard times boys❤

[@jkiddunc]

Turd quiz had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@INYAROOM]

50:48 when Cody said diet it went wit the beat perfectly 😂

[@jamesmanley9427]

Noel was PROUD of that glacial joke

[@captainzigglez]

starbucks AND mcdonalds ad reads, the boys are moving up!

[@prospect8245]

moments like "the poop test" is why i've been watching this podcast every week ever since they started it lmao

[@charcharbug]

I couldn't have asked for a funnier set, even though Noel says he didn't have an opener for Phoenix. Such a perfect night out, especially when he started uncontrollably whining about his childhood trauma !

[@holycrowley93]

i like the gambling talk. i dont gamble and im not planning to but its fun to hear about you guys losing money

[@Gabbels666]

I work in a veterinary laboratory, you'd be surprised how often people bring their pets' shit in ziploc bags instead of fecal containers. Creativity really is unmatched, I've seen shit in margarine and hummus containers, ketonal jars, wrapped in plastic bags, envelopes, said ziplocs...

[@ghoulishtoad]

The level 5 thinking shit is sending me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nick-wo3vi]

22:00 I was for sure expecting a Deez Nuts after Mohammed Bin Salman

[@flarefujiwara8606]

I lowkey love the gambling talk

[@tertuga]

Cody wants slot comments, okay. As a Vegas native who remembers being eight and waiting in line at restaurants adjacent to the slots, I love the slot talk. That’s my childhood. MORE SLOT TALK

[@m0str33t]

Props to whoever cut the betterhelp ad perfectly timed

[@noaag]

29:40 lol I think Cody missed Noel's joke here "Some of the biggest sports contracts of all time" "Mmhm. Golf." _chuckle_

[@Rachel.YouTube]

So this man has his own set of doctors that work in his house, and it was HIS doctors that said he’s biologically five years younger than his age? These doctors are just mutually agreeing to let this man believe what he believes and then back it up with ‘science’ and get a huge paycheck. Absolutely genius.

[@lokew1254]

How do they expect us to comment about gambling when we have cocomelon type beat and poop test?

[@jimmycoolguy32]

hey guys nice podcast but it was a little bit weird whenever cody got up and vowed to "have relations" with noel's mom... guess its not that big of a deal thought Noel seemed cool with it. Besides that funny podcast.

[@thenoelmiller]

😂

[@fastlifebmx9292]

@@thenoelmiller Had to scroll for 10 mins straight to find this comment and ofc you reply😂

[@briancorrell]

I cried laughing so hard I had to pull over during the Cocomelon type beat bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shrimpel3542]

I noticed that cody seemed better in this episode. Hope rehab for the cocaine thing is going well!

[@onlyDHR]

i was literally crying tears at the dooky test part

[@hamzahbokhari]

You guys should have Leon Hendrix on your show - he's awesome, great content and good guy!

[@nickmclawhorn5559]

Dre Drexler, you have 24 hours.

[@DavidMiller-cw5fn]

I think the phrase Cody's looking for is "Bigger number better person"

[@donywahlberg]

The poop test bit is a TMG all timer guys, I am crying I can barely type this

[@scarah0123]

Somehow the “reverse aging” on the thumbnail made them look older

[@DKF_oli]

I can’t even tell 😂

[@matthew02]

bruh it’s changed now wtf

[@DKF_oli]

@@matthew02 whooaaa.

[@noraoraoraoraora]

LMAOO cody saying hes gonna see twice in the ad read💀

[@ianpatrick6051]

Cody: "We get paid every time we gamble 🤓🤓" LMAOOO

[@BobSmith-ql7fb]

I got to try out the Rich Little Piggies slot machine today, life-changing experience

[@anawithbirbs6644]

i want y'all to record every tmg episode at 4pm from now on, holy shit that was the funniest episode GOD 💥💥 love this podcast sm 🫶

[@Sydney_poot]

It’s all fun and games until you actually do have to take your shit to the doctor for test.

[@helenka6060]

3:09 every Mexican dad ever

[@brennanprasad5663]

gambling, plus a thats cringe, plus poop test made this an amazing epsiode im in tears

[@djentlover]

43:53 Years later, Noel's ligma jokes still get me wheezing

[@stonebeard2194]

Get this baby some alcohol stat!

[@lewisgilbertson7506]

34:57 codys head moves really fast, what a smooth jump cut

[@lewisgilbertson7506]

probably just a time anomoly

[@sleepysagittarius]

The lemons and limes are arranged so nicely and for what

[@ziadissa2216]

Nahhh the cut from the hanging up on your therapist bit to the betterhhelp sponsor

[@seanthornton8007]

When Cody starts talking about Saudi Arabia 'buying golf' and the clearly gets told to pipe down lmfao

[@-angelp]

the reverse aging guy is going to de-age himself so much that he will be negative years old and find a way to harness those years to time travel. He goes back in time to have started this whole process sooner, then travels to the future just in time for deep space exploration where he enslaves aliens that will harness energy for his space ship that can travel through black holes to become a multiverse villain.

[@lavenderwisteria4245]

Yooo me and my brother and law have been so bored I’m glad we got a new episode fuck yeah

[@carlosrivas7660]

50:30 is giving me Don’t hug me I’m scared vibes.

[@eros3692]

Was at the San Diego late show and I can confirm it was a 10/10

[@Anita-po9ii]

Nicely placed Better Help ad

[@celinamagana6249]

We need a Cody and Noel Do: Gambling

[@TheRavetetsei15]

Was not ready for how hard that beat was

[@ralual]

Boys the average 10 year old isn't aging they're developing, you start aging when your cells don't replace themselves fast enough any more, so I think he's saying he has the same cell regeneration rate which is crazy

[@farouqjr]

just to clarify MBS is the crown prince of Saudi Arabia, his father King Salman is the current King

[@Bela_bella091]

I listen to this podcast while eating dinner with my family at the table. Please refrain from poop talk and tests

[@motionsmoothing]

I'd love to hear Noels favourite BTD6 towers