tipsy storytime & repot 🥃 exposing the most mortifying experience of my life

[@sisqoy2k]

The hickey story took me out!!! That is hilarious. Sometimes parental trauma is iconic!

[@tinabeall22]

Holy sheesh the imagery of the most perfectly molded poo log being swept away absolutely *sent me* She's honestly a legend for letting you share that memory to be relived for all eternity 😂

[@jacobhicks7319]

the timing of this video is absolutely *chef’s kiss*

[@unplantparenthood]

😙😙

[@robinhavens695]

Oh man, that eyebrow story had me bustin’ up!!!😹

[@unplantparenthood]

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@Liliplantdiaries]

We love a late night Charmaine 👌🏻

[@unplantparenthood]

🍻😘

[@taylorstewart8309]

you talking about being an elementary school simp totally reminded me of my own mortifying story: I was so obsessed w this boy in first grade that i named my *hamster* after him like a gd creep lmao

[@lisaanglim9588]

Loved this video. I like the tipsy ones. You relax and probably tell us more than you would when you’re sober

[@Womynxx]

I was laughing so hard at that eyebrow story. 🤣 You’re a great storyteller. This was so fun! Thanks for sharing and thanks for the laughs!

[@lilmissbeats]

What an epic storytime and repot, thank u so so much x every story is ten stars, and ur a great storyteller!!

[@coffee2962]

Watching after cleaning after a pipe boiler leakage in my house at like 3 am in the morning ❤ Totally needed this for moral support❤

[@unplantparenthood]

Omg what a nightmare!!!! I hope you got that sorted 😫

[@coffee2962]

@@unplantparenthood got it sorted out eventually 👍 Thanks for asking 🥹🥹

[@GabbyRocio]

Lmaooooooo the pencil sharpener flirting, breaking the seal 😂😂😂😂

[@Rayasratchetplants]

I was thinking..why cant she do it herself!? Panic makes you lose your mind...so funny!!

[@cristyandplants]

Oh. My. God. Sherman, when I say that I laughed hysterically at that hickey story!!!! 😂🤣 I've been off youtube since the spring and am just now catching up. Holy shit, Charmaine. Thank you for sharing that story with us! ❤🎉😂

[@_justsilvie]

Omg 'break the seal' is so nostalgic

[@CassidyWalker]

THE HICKEY STORY HAS ME ROLLING!!!!!!!

[@LifeAsAThomas]

Giiirlll I laughed so hard when you told the hickey story!!!! Thanks for sharing your trauma😭. It did not go unappreciated, I promise! 😘😂

[@alexandraelin]

Hahaha i LOVE these! I was having the best time watching this 😂 the story about your eyebrows had me gasping for air hahaha

[@thejungjungle]

Omg laughed so much during this- thank you for sharing and being so vulnerable!

[@kerrypontarolo3098]

Thank you so much for the well needed laughs. Totally re-watched the trellis breaking… like three times… The editing and face expressions were just too funny… and then “I could also just use a stick!” Lmao!!!! Every single story had me giggling and reminiscing about the younger years… lol When I was watching the part when you were talking about peeing so much and before you said “breaking the seal” I already said it, right before you mentioned it!!! I had to say something. I honestly thought it was a saying we only said in my neck of the woods- Redneck Vally- lol I mean… Rual Southern Alberta! So it must have been a generation thing, just us in Canada said it with cowboy boots, winter vests, toques, and our Lu-Lu’s on! 😂

[@PetraEmmy]

Side note... I have a 52 litre rubbermade container full of PERFECT beanie babies... I'm in my 60,s 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊 Sherman you crack me up! Hi Pudge! 💚🐶🌿

[@Naeou]

OMG I HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME damn I wish I would have had a drink too! I laughed so hard, I feel so happy, thank you 🥹

[@heatherleighhall]

I love all your videos but this one was the BEST!!! I laughed so hard!! Thank you for being so candid and sharing your stories!! ❤

[@houseplantfein]

Why couldn't she give herself the hickey? 🤣🤣🤣 I didn't even realize it at first too.

[@lisaanglim9588]

Good idea on the serpens. Waiting is the right thing to do.

[@ThatGirlShelbyy]

I knew you were going to say “don’t break the seal” before you said it 🤣 I’ve never been a big drinker but I remember that phrase hahaha

[@addisonmay23]

Yes about the White Claw! I can't drink more than one bc it seems like the chemically aftertaste really takes hold.

[@carolinebaines8735]

I never believed in Santa. My mom has a very traumatic experience when she learned he wasn’t real so she never pushed him on us which I appreciate very much. Presents from dad were always from Santa but I always know who they were from 😊

[@jackieara3627]

Oh My Gahhhhh.....I just died a little 🤣🤣🤣 this is the best video I have watched in a long time. Thank You

[@lisaanglim9588]

All your repots looked great.

[@trovenehartley1848]

😂😂😂it was either a hickey or I die😂😂😂😂😂 this took me out

[@jennifermccullough1226]

😂 Please keep doing these!

[@aplantprocess]

Your storytelling skills are everything 🙌🙌 Why did it have to be me 😂😂😂😂

[@unplantparenthood]

Why did it tho 😭😭😭😆🪦 WHY ME GOD WHY ME

[@mizuliyum9748]

I am usually a silent stalker of these Videos but OMG XD the story with the hickey tho… 😂

[@Shopgirl2731]

So good. Just finish watching live. Loved hearing stories, we all do I’m sure so I gotta start sharing. I was a late bloomer.I didn’t have my first kiss until I was 16😅 hearing your story with your tweety bird backpack had me cackling.

[@MyLocsMyPlants]

i recently watched your Halloween spooky stories love those !!! 💚

[@debbie7671]

Omg your mum is the best Haha, I do things like that to keep my kids out of trouble with their dad too, haven't done the hickey hack yet but that's gold pure gold hahahahahaha

[@ninasuculentasymas]

I have laughed so much with the hicky!! 😂😂😂

[@xeniagreen8726]

Most funny vedio, I couldn't stop laughing the whole time! And it took me twice long to finish my plant chores!

[@seara-beara]

i looovvvveee this series

[@adrianabaker5784]

Your grandma sounds intense, she beats my terrifying Russian grandma hands down. The hickey story is hilarious.

[@l.c.737]

😂 Love the stories - I was laughing so much!!

[@carolinebaines8735]

Dollar store fragrance is the perfect description! My H. Fungi Seed blooms smell wonderful for the first 2 days then the smell is “dollar store fragrance”.

[@bubblegirl324]

omg what???? when i was in hs and would party, 'breaking the seal' was more so like 'dont pee or else youre not gonna be as drunk', as if holding your pee is going to make you drunker???? hahahahhahahaha

[@greenandsheen]

As a child and even now as an adult, duwendes still give me the heeby jeebies 💀

[@clayrats]

Story time is my favorite.

[@unplantparenthood]

Thank you for watching 🥰

[@Mandi_Hui]

Must have been hard keep moving around different schools. Also homes. Definitely alot of stress and catching up with school work. Shaving usually at 13 or 14 when you start doing like your legs and under your arms. Eyebrows I didn’t start shaping them until near 18. Also ear piercing. Cigarettes and alcohol kids try it for experience. Compared to if destroying something like kids these days which is crazy. Hearing you destroy your grandmas plants was horrible. Getting hickeys they are not pleasant to have. I totally agree why didn’t do on your arm yourself i think when you are panicking you don’t know what your doing until last minute why didn’t think of that.

[@mandychen9846]

Love your stories.

[@horace6851]

fyi, I grew up in post Soviet country (Poland) and for those who don't know Soviet Union was really against religion (of course that strengthened the religious movements and after the fall over 95% of population claimed to be Catholic, but that's not the point). Anyway, we didn't have Santa Claus as kids, we would still get presents but they would come from "the Star". Which I actually find cute - you can see the stars, they are for sure magical and you can imagine they would beam down presents for you. Definitely easier to believe than some fat dude going around the world in one night and visiting EVERY child. But then. after the fall, the Santa would actually show up - but he was wearing bishop clothes, not red pajama, as the real St Nicolaus should. Catholic church took the full swing back :) btw, drunk Sherman is definitely the best Sherman ;) I'm dreading the later stories though, might take a break.

[@unplantparenthood]

This is the SWEETEST thing I’ve ever heard omg if I ever become a parent I would totally adopt something like this vs Santa Claus 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 it gave me fuzzy feelings in my belly

[@lisaanglim9588]

Too late. Im laughing. And I can’t help orb lol 😂

[@lookatthatleaf]

Santa is parents’ way of letting us know that even those with our best interests at heart arent 100% truthful. Even a utopian government let’s say. Or best friend. Just philosophizing over a hard kombucha over here 😂

[@unplantparenthood]

Wow that was deep- I need some of that kombucha 😂

[@belindasalazar4680]

Okay. But I’m also drunk watching this video so cheers Charmaine 😂🎉

[@unplantparenthood]

CHEERS!! 🍻🍻

[@louisetteleblanc586]

😂😂😂 you made me laugh sooo much 😂😂😂😂

[@Magneticgarden]

Bahaha. Gotta love forced hickey trama 😂🥰

[@mkdila]

ok cant lieeee i also believed in santa till i was 12 lol. and the tooth fairy. i found one of my teeth and the note i wrote to the tooth fairy in my moms desk and just started sobbing like my whole world had shattered 😂

[@marymiller5824]

I had more boyfriends in elementary school than i did in all of my adult life😂 😂😂

[@markknowles7843]

You are so funny, I love your videos, I watch you every day, I can't stop laughing 😂 🤣 😜 about the 💩 lol 😂 🤣 bless your friend, all the best Mark from the uk 🇬🇧🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿😘😘😘

[@wscsf]

You should try topo chico margarita seltzers!

[@lisaanglim9588]

I believed the same thing about holding your pee. Lol. It works

[@jays.6920]

Story 6 😂 at least you didn’t have to do it on her neck. 🤭

[@lisaanglim9588]

Im a light weight drinker too. One drink and I’m sleepy

[@lisaanglim9588]

You have good luck with cuttings.

[@donnettadaniels7926]

What size Orchiata Orchid Bark do you use? Also please do more late night Charmaine!

[@cucumber_sooshi]

i still get emails from livejournal about my account and the accounts i'm friends with. it's definitely still out there.

[@lisaanglim9588]

I remember capri.

[@robynross8524]

what kind of containers do you use?

[@lisaanglim9588]

Did Santa leave you an unwrapped present?that’s what Santa did at my y house growing up.

[@lisaanglim9588]

I believed in Santa. Until I recognized my mothers handwriting when Santa write our names on the tag. I kept the secret because I had two younger sisters. No it’s not mean. Children learn when it’s time. And Santa is real!

[@plantnan-nan]

Hilarious 😂😂😂

[@christinam81]

Hold up…Santa isn’t real? 🎅 😳😲

[@unplantparenthood]

😳 No no he’s real I was drunk don’t listen to anything I say!!!

[@lisaanglim9588]

Yes your saying it right. Erythrina.

[@horace6851]

ok I held it, until you said "don't laugh" :)))))))))

[@Megan-qe4bn]

What do you do for your New Guinea ghost? She is so gorgeous and I’d love mine to take off like yours is:)

[@Megan-qe4bn]

Ps I love your videos! Thanks for the long ones. I find them so relaxing and learn so much. Have a great day!

[@lisaanglim9588]

White claw tastes like seltzer and I don’t like seltzer.

[@unplantparenthood]

It’s got a bad aftertaste!

[@boopeepope56-ey5gz]

😅😅😅😅😅I love that story. Hilarious. You sucked your sisters arm. Family

[@jorlandia4363]

Doing plant chores at midnight and seen a sherman video was posted..I was like oh yeah the universe has spoken and told me its okay to stay up 😅 Edited to say, I hate kronhiana flower smells, its like cat piss and roses and it makes me nauseous.

[@unplantparenthood]

I feel like all flowers smell like piss 😂

[@jorlandia4363]

@@unplantparenthood so true 😂

[@dawnbetts8426]

😂

[@lisaanglim9588]

Because they dress and act like adults, that’s why.

[@lisaanglim9588]

14’s not so young.

[@vladdydaddy1280]

First 😋

[@unplantparenthood]

AYEEE

[@j-max]

You can be so so silly sometimes…how can you not like Hoya blooms? There are hundreds upon hundreds of different Hoya, different blooms! They all aren’t the same, but you still claim you don’t like them, when in fact you have only ever seen maybe 45 in person?! I don’t know how you haven’t driven yourself nuts trying to remember all the things you don’t like. Your husband must have the absolute patience of Jesus.

[@unplantparenthood]

I don’t like hoya blooms because it triggers my trypophobia and I cannot stand the smell of flowers- any flower. I do find it silly though how people online get so pressed when I have an opinion about anything. If I don’t like something, how does that affect your life? 😂

[@Ruby-wt6bf]

“You can be so silly sometimes” proceeds to type something silly…😂keep those Hoya peduncles up your ass!

[@1knittinbitch]

“Perfect poo log!” 💩🚽

[@unplantparenthood]

She honestly should’ve sold it as a mold 🤣