TISM - Dazed and Confucius

TISM - Dazed and Conficius

[@djefsund]

I don't understand why TISM thought this was shit and basically disowned it. All their stuff is shit, but it is pure genius shit. Why ? Just, why?

[@erichoberg3502]

Not shitty enough to cut it.

[@damianklemm4363]

when I was hitch hiking in Italy....I offloaded my stuff at a guys house to carry less excess. Dogma was the only CD I had on me. so for 5 days walking around the wonders of ancient ruins it's all I heard. And in hindsight, 13 years later - I still can't think of what could have been better listening. 'Cept maybe 50 days......go there. Try it.

[@greynoise7735]

Love the 80's sound that makes some people feel uneasy when they listen this for the first time.

[@mitchvstoshiba]

Grey Noise 90’s

[@gonzalocruz4234]

Sounds like Pet Shop Boys at times

[@WxmRob]

@@mitchvstoshiba Album was released in 1990 but most likely recorded in 1989

[@tjay45]

Mum said: "Skag, Fred? Of course Try horse." But Fred Shook head - Wet eyed Replied: "Mother, Rather Clean room, Sweep broom, Pass test - Do best." "Oh, son, No fun: Here's crack; Try smack. Homework's For jerks." "But mum, Listen - One day Straight A's I'll get. Effort, Damn it, 'S worth it." "Bullshit. I knit Booties; Nappies I fold; I hold You tight At night - Now you Think you Know all! Gone all Straight guy! Where'd I Go wrong? Have bong, Syringe; Don't whinge - No sums; No son Of mine Can't find Mainline, Sink scoob, Miss food, Skip school, Break rule, Paint train, Kill brain; Here Fred, Acid - Drop it. Stop it, This bluff: Straight stuff's A bore. No more. You'll part Mum's heart." Fred spoke: "I'll toke, Oh no, On no Drug pipe Tonight. No bong. It's wrong! Cocaine Rots brain. Need rest: Maths test Friday - Good day." So said Son Fred. 'nuff said. Go to bed. Wanna be in the Avant Garde But I'll never do it, it's just too hard I can wear the clothes like a pinehead But when it's 10: 30 I'm off to bed Go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to be-e-e-ed go to bed, go to bed, go to be-e-e-ed (x3) Week night discos, late night movies Are indispensable to be called groovy My friends, they go out at 11 pm I'm meant to be in bed an hour before then Go to be-e-e-ed. They go to clubs then they go beszerk Well I go to bed then I go to work. Yeah! They look at me and shake their heads Just like they did when their mum said Go to be-e-e-ed (x3) Go to bed bed, bed (x8) Some pigs came 'round to my place With their helicopters and their SWAT hats The pigs came 'round, they said "We know you've been doing some of the H, boy, we know you've been doing some of the H" I said "I've not been doing H, I've not been doing H, pig. I've got some skeg here" They said "That's not what we're talking about, boy" I said "I've got some cocaine here" and they said "No, boy, no, boy" I said "I've got some horse here" and they said "No, boy, that's not what you've been doing. You've been doing some of the homework, some of the hardcore homework. Look at your pupils boy, all distended with homework. Look at those hardcore homework eyes." And they looked under my bed and they found my algebra book And they looked on top of my cupboard and they found my English grammar book. And they said to me "You've been doing that homework, boy." And I said "I'm dying, pig I'm. . .I'm dying." They said to me "You're gone boy. You're dying, you're dying." I wanna go to bed I wanna go to bed

[@thisisbob1001]

Nice one mate 😉

[@gianlucacammarata1803]

Cheers

[@Elitist20]

I thought 'You'll part Mum's heart' was 'You'll fart Mozart.' And I think that's better.

[@WaterholeExchange]

I'm dying... from laughter!!

[@hofmannsapprentice]

You been doing some of the homework, some of the HARDCORE homework!

[@FelipeGachimuchi]

The end is really sad, all he weanted was to have some fun late night. Now he's old enogh to do it he's too tired to have fun and just want to go to bed.

[@Joiner113]

Heard this on an alternative radio station aimed at potheads, and it's brilliant.

[@motboy8]

Best TISM song.

[@pollythefarmer9246]

Defecate on my face.

[@FokkerTISM]

Second-best TISM song, now, since they put their AC/DC cover out a couple of days ago.

[@TOBAPNW_]

@@pollythefarmer9246 a fellow person of culture

[@j.yossarian6852]

@@FokkerTISM wait WHAT

[@FokkerTISM]

@@j.yossarian6852 They released a 7" a couple of years ago with the full version of their cover of "For Those About to Rock".

[@timmeadows970]

And I said, "I'm dying, pig, I'm, I'm dying"

[@dwexm]

Fuck... TISM are just elite.

[@RockaJM1Music]

My TAPE was left on the dash of a car in summer 96, just got it back on Disc (downloaded it) never leaves the car now!! Fucking Great stuff WHEN MUSIC WAS MUSIC.

[@Riktooba]

This is flake from the fish and chip shop

[@ThePaulv12]

mmmm flake....

[@grandpagopnik2986]

confirmation bias deserves excoriating satire

[@unabonger777]

LMAO

[@shortanoar]

If any song needed whistles and cowbell this is it, great song though

[@erichoberg3502]

I developed a cowdec that puts all the cowbells back in. And it will also put any moos in that were in the original cut.