shout out to jeries nesheiwhat! he has a company he wants to promote and he would like it if you bought from him or even viewed his video!
@SaraMorgan-ym6ue4 күн бұрын
he's got storm trooper aim🤣🤣
@mastercontrol4699 ай бұрын
The dining table scene, I almost passed out 😂😂
@robbrown62406 ай бұрын
Me too I wasnt expecting that lol.
@lela80816 ай бұрын
I woke up entire house
@JFoley-xe4hu5 ай бұрын
😂😂❤❤
@scumlord66805 ай бұрын
Me too
@tommyturner3852 ай бұрын
Was the dinner seen a remake of the movie "ALIENS",😂 Rose's mother looked Creepy as Hell...😂
@johnstjohn19879 ай бұрын
This was 2 Minutes of Pure Gold 😂
@ketchupsauce849 ай бұрын
Amen 😂😂😂😂
@johnstjohn19879 ай бұрын
@@ketchupsauce84 I was laughing from the start 😂 ever since that tiny Sailboat got ran over 😂
@ketchupsauce849 ай бұрын
@@johnstjohn1987 I know right!? Hilarious , all the way through! The dinner table scene was EPIC!
@georgebanks43608 ай бұрын
This video is much too short. We need an extended version! Hilarious stuff!!! I love how Jack is so proud of that bird he’s flippin’ at 1:09. 😂
@sd.m35216 ай бұрын
I'm sure it was over budget, making Hollywood suits nervous, and there's over 40 deleted scenes somewhere!
@elafigur7746 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@CindyXdress5 ай бұрын
yess, more hillary duff !
@drepics31942 ай бұрын
Love how Rose's expression to it looked so legit.😆
@OllieJ_avgeek8 ай бұрын
If anyone wonder who made this edit Its “Niki topgaard”
@shawangelo7 ай бұрын
Hej og Lige præcis😉🙂👍 han mega god til det der med redigere video'er der😉
@akshaykumar-bw4si5 ай бұрын
Really ?? is it Him ?? Anyhow i just saw your KZbin channel & wanted to subscribe but there isn't any content there. Why is it so & One More thing, You look insanely Gorgeous & Beautiful. or is it just me thinking & saying it ??
@T-850-CSM4 ай бұрын
O homem é muito bom no que faz!!!
@Mhats4 ай бұрын
thank you for letting us know it's stolen
@phill56973 ай бұрын
I’ll donate $5000 too start
@ava.at_bv9 ай бұрын
1:15 I’m dying 💀
@TrueUglyGamer6 ай бұрын
Same💀💀💀💀💀
@GDUpiy6 ай бұрын
Rawr
@thepassenger64996 ай бұрын
EeeEEEEeeeEeeehhhh!!
@SuperFlyingGlydon74Ай бұрын
Rawr XD before it was cool
@DTLN9 ай бұрын
When Jack is throwing the stone, he says “Would you like a stone?” in Danish.
@ragnarwiik205411 күн бұрын
Yeah but it was in swedish
@Yoglington5 күн бұрын
It was clearly danish @@ragnarwiik2054
@o.rubech2925 күн бұрын
@@ragnarwiik2054no its danish
@mutiarasofiasiregar91239 ай бұрын
0:49 he said b****💀💀💀💀💀💀
@fabriziopolli37157 ай бұрын
I am 58 and it was exactly 37 years I didn't laugh to tears like now...GENIOUS!! 😂😂😂
@johnfox19916 ай бұрын
what happened at your 21? 😂
@grimreaperhenrik6 ай бұрын
he had dinner on a cruiser@@johnfox1991
@danmc26785 ай бұрын
I am 62 and laughing my ass off at this!
@totallylegityoutubeperson41704 ай бұрын
@@johnfox1991 his sense of humor died
@linda109894 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard I started coughing and had an asthma attack.. well worth it! Please post more👍👍👍
@wintersneon1906 Жыл бұрын
I'd pay to watch this in full lol Edit: after 1 year we made it boys.. 1K likes 🔥
@Sageinnit Жыл бұрын
Same omg I'd die before the movie would even show the credits🤣
@fishy_boys228210 ай бұрын
Lol
@bonnies_world28810 ай бұрын
Same!
@fixie-rider-158210 ай бұрын
Well you paid this to watch & I pay when I search this
@BubbI3zz9 ай бұрын
Same
@rogerramjet53029 ай бұрын
Worthy of an Oscar. The Titanic under X-fighter attack is sheer genius as is Jack taking shots at Rose. We need more of these!
@paprskomet9 ай бұрын
It is TIE fighter no X-fighter. There is no "X-fighter" in SW just X-wing. Both Imperial TIE fighters and rebel used X-wings have their own very characteristic sounds and look.
@wreckingrich37886 ай бұрын
Around 2003 (anyway before youtube) there used to be a video called TIETanic, which was based on the same premise. Titanic was under attack by the Empire while sinking. So, in a way that part is not original...
@danielclark16142 ай бұрын
TIE Fighter. The force is not strong with this one.
@mysteryplayer11thelordofde317 ай бұрын
1:12 - 1:22 I have never laughed so hard in my life 😂
@apraew205 ай бұрын
🤣
@scottread4 ай бұрын
If you play the three of them on a loop it's beyond funny 🤣
@whitedragoness232 ай бұрын
Too much inbreeding going on with the rich, Jack is trying to fit in…
@user-ej2qg9bs2tАй бұрын
1:12 everyvone makes funny faces Jack trow rock
@xpnoel15 күн бұрын
1:14 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@VoidsofDarknessАй бұрын
0:26 I was not expecting Jack to pull out a freaking GUN 😂
@82youtubesharedАй бұрын
🤣🤣
@Vega_McTavish9 ай бұрын
01:28 I cannot put into words how satisfying this is 😂😂
@jasonbentley99685 ай бұрын
Lmao she took that hit like a boss
@kimjensen49775 ай бұрын
@@jasonbentley9968he did warn her. 😉
@nenavidulovic34192 ай бұрын
1:12 eweryvone makes funny faces
@nenavidulovic34192 ай бұрын
1:27 bruh
@nenavidulovic34192 ай бұрын
0:01 Titanik stikes sailboat
@baronbrrrrett Жыл бұрын
Came here from the drivr3joe reaction just now!
@sandudelcea6707 Жыл бұрын
Me too
@PsychoticFemboySlvt Жыл бұрын
Same
@swedishdistortedyanma3741 Жыл бұрын
Me too Baron
@kadenator05 Жыл бұрын
Me too
@TheInternationalHarvesterMan Жыл бұрын
Same
@LOL-cringe5 ай бұрын
LOL button 👇
@JigglyBoobАй бұрын
FIRST 🥇
@mfosspatty1Ай бұрын
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMMENTING!
@Zebzu007 күн бұрын
@@mfosspatty1bro shut up. This is not your work! Its made by Niki Topgaard and you stole it without permission
@torisummers42008 ай бұрын
I love how jack flipped off rose😂😂😂
@ilikeavaitionandsocial6 күн бұрын
yaya me too 😂😂😂
@Alek57 Жыл бұрын
0:26 WTF 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Edit: Jack can’t even Aim Edit2: OMG 99 likes thank you 😊 Edit 3 105 likes AAAAAAAAAAAAAA thank you sooo much
@Blixter_games01 Жыл бұрын
lol
@medbear1983 Жыл бұрын
He is a stormtrooper
@thechuckleshow2470 Жыл бұрын
But Ig he aimed perfectly in the car.
@nathn.k11 ай бұрын
99 pls edit
@SaraMorgan-ym6ue4 күн бұрын
wait wait wait hold on you thought jack could aim and shoot a gun better then a storm trooper why would you think that his story made him an artist there's nothing in there about him being able to aim and shoot a gun with precision when you think about it nothing I tell you so it's completely plausible🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and since storm troopers can't aim and hit anything why would jack be able to think about it seriously think about it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Littleme_iam Жыл бұрын
1:18 LOL I CANT STOP LAUGHING
@Holafishyguy5 Жыл бұрын
Now I know what really happend in the movie
@marielleatinaja Жыл бұрын
1:36 be like….
@coopersplaytime1406 Жыл бұрын
@@marielleatinaja no that’s the kids in the spelling test
@trivx4279 ай бұрын
1:26 is top notch
@JFoley-xe4hu5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😅 awh fuckin weak Lad 🤣🤣🤣😅
@stevephillips72645 ай бұрын
Loool I need to grow up 😂😂😂😂
@SaraMorgan-ym6ue4 күн бұрын
maybe later you should and just for now enjoy being a kid🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zoebedford72308 ай бұрын
That was one of the craziest things I've ever seen in my entire life. I loved the ones where Jack betrays Rose and he throws an item at Ruth dewitt bukater's head causing an injury and Molly Brown giving Ruth the bird. This should be called - try keeping a straight face for as long as you can" challenge 😂😂😂😂
@SaraMorgan-ym6ue4 күн бұрын
Imagine if they had done the entire movie instead of just a short clip? it probably would have made you laugh yourself into an early grave🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a survivor i can confirm that this happened on the titanic
@Airplane162 ай бұрын
0:26 Got me rolling everywhere💀
@82youtubesharedАй бұрын
🤣🤣
@KawiG59 ай бұрын
I almost coughed up a lung from laughing so hard. Freaking hysterical. Please do more like this.
@hotshotf4262 Жыл бұрын
0:11 at least u don't have to worry about icebergs
@amelia_edits163611 ай бұрын
Trueee smart
@user-uz1go4rb4s9 ай бұрын
Now you have to worry about 1:39
@GDUpiy6 ай бұрын
Magma bergs
@ContentBoiOFFICIAL2 ай бұрын
@@GDUpiyWorry about magmabergs
@JFoley-xe4hu5 ай бұрын
Dinner scene always gets me 😂If I'm ever having a bad day i always throws this on
@MikePlays1179 ай бұрын
0:51When you try to uproach your Crush but you aleready asked:
@Highland_Moo9 ай бұрын
I’m 46 and should be ashamed of how hard I laughed at this…..but, I’m not. Superb 👍🏻
@theogeffrelot9838 ай бұрын
Come on, there's no age limit to have some fun (and happily so) ;)
@njh1917 Жыл бұрын
1:50 xD
@PaulScholtes198019 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@guest-hl5zm7 ай бұрын
0:26 man has to pulled out the gun 💀
@indyj167 ай бұрын
If Jack had just dropped her that would've saved the rest of the ship because the iceberg lookouts would not have been distracted later and the Titanic could've swerved out of the way in time. History is full of amazing coincidences.
@mfosspatty17 ай бұрын
omg i never realized that
@ekparatrooperfilms9668 Жыл бұрын
1:38 History Channel at 3am: What actually happened that dreadful night in the Titanic
@Climinator-op6kh Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised anyone in that hall survived that dinner meal. I imagine that would've ended up being one hell of a bloodbath! 😂🤣
@user-gv7op5nc4f9 ай бұрын
Your right lol😂😂
@JFoley-xe4hu5 ай бұрын
😂😂😅
@daltontr84 ай бұрын
that last scene got me 🤣
@AllNamesTaken2Күн бұрын
The danish part had me rolling. “Vil du ha en sten?!” 😂
@wheelz239 ай бұрын
Holy smokes, this is gold. Make the movie!
@oocloudoo15499 ай бұрын
When the tie fighters came in I lost it 😂
@robertaviles84517 ай бұрын
1:38 Iceberg? No, not iceberg - Tie fighter! 😂
@ismaelR_C1728 ай бұрын
1:45 😂
@drenawebb Жыл бұрын
Titanic striking a sailboat😅 0:01 Titanic sailing on lava 0:06😂 Jack trying to shot rose what a desert eagle 0:20😳 Jack make rose fail the back of the titanic 0:35😧 Jack flip rose off by sticking his middle finger 0:51😂 Jack and everyone making funny faces and Jack throw a stone at the woman’s Ford head 1:12😂 Rose get tired in the church 1:32😅 Star Wars ship attacks titanic 1:39🤣 Roll spits jack 1:44🫢 Rose slice Jack’s arm off 1:56😨
@treehouseofcomics Жыл бұрын
Titanic Out Of Context 1:56
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker9 ай бұрын
Well if you play that part in slow motion, she actually does hit his arm.
@PsychoYellowRabbit6 ай бұрын
0:02 Titanic strikes a sailboat (1912 colorized)
@ContentBoiOFFICIAL2 ай бұрын
"Roll" spits jack
@thomasnielsen89042 ай бұрын
Jack on Danish 1:27 ( vil du ha en sten )
@jeremiahraplee4538 Жыл бұрын
0:25 Pov it's your first time working as a hitman 💼😎🔫
The editor needs oscar for such a realistic edit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@My0nlyFriendIsMe9 ай бұрын
Ruth: "Tell us of the accommodations in steerage Mr. Dawson" Jack: "RAh Reahheah *Weird Demonic Noises*" When that happened I couldn't stop laughing at all like wtf
@LoganPlayzGamingАй бұрын
The dining table scene looked like a remastered version of the scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 😂😂
@commanderoakes9 ай бұрын
This just cured my depression…thank you 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
@cheechee6473 Жыл бұрын
Titanic: Jack’s Revenge
@82youtubesharedАй бұрын
Lol!
@AgentSocks6 ай бұрын
Movie attendant: Hello sir, what movie are you watching? Me: Titanic, the edited masterpiece.
@thebear21145 ай бұрын
Rose spitting on Jack had me 😅😅😅
@BaconSworder_BaconEpeiste Жыл бұрын
1:40 they just wanna sink the titanic using 🔥
@theredbutterfly-9 ай бұрын
The spit one got me 😂
@PaulScholtes198019 күн бұрын
Mine too 🤣
@pechlyka87948 ай бұрын
bro the jack middle finger scene
@everaldosantos55546 ай бұрын
Man, i already liked the first scene. 😂😂😂 Now i want more.
@Titan52berg9 ай бұрын
This is how the movie should have been made! The hilarity is just.... titanic! I lost my composure when he lost his grip on Rose at the stern railing and when she used the axe to 'free' him of his handcuffs ... AND his hands! The dining room scene had me gasping for breath! GREAT STUFF!
@TothanCrawk Жыл бұрын
Love how it sounds like the febreze spray guy is screaming in agony as one would from being that close to lava. Something Hollywood movies forget.
@GreenHairedKaiba9 ай бұрын
Febreze spray guy 💀
@digimon9165 ай бұрын
damn, that table scene turned into some David Firth stuff
@Spider-Boy508 ай бұрын
0:29 Woo, Goddamnit while he misses shooting Rose 🤣
@kennyhayesmusic9 ай бұрын
This is absolutely awesome. 😆 Well done.
@kristinaabejon74819 ай бұрын
your editing skills are top notch
@NBC-td6wn2 ай бұрын
How Jack flipped off Rose! That one killed me 😂😂😂
@peter08xxx6 ай бұрын
OMG the dinner scene, I had tears! 😂🤣
@littletinyskittle Жыл бұрын
Jack is savage 0:47-0:48
@ChristopherBerdebes Жыл бұрын
2:00 If it was a real axe Edit: I saw/read that the axe was actually rubber so the joke is that if they had an actual axe and not a fake one.
@Mike_Studmuffin5 ай бұрын
I love this janitor's cut. I still cried at the ending
@ChloeASMR915 ай бұрын
the meal was funny as hell hahahahahaha
@anicetune11 ай бұрын
That ending was better than the real one.
@-bunu-3691 Жыл бұрын
My ribs hurt because its too funny 😭😭
@hennesseyme91124 ай бұрын
🤣 The falling off the ship.
@McZachary28if6 ай бұрын
That "woo!" after the first shot.
@leo.909 Жыл бұрын
0:01 titanic kills a man
@ChristopherBerdebes9 ай бұрын
Her first victim
@PsychoYellowRabbit6 ай бұрын
Titanic strikes a sailboat (1912 colorized)
@alanrudicel38976 ай бұрын
This is glorious. I would watch an entire movie edited like this.
@60gtag9 ай бұрын
“Dreams have a meaning" my dreams:
@xavancreepypasta7 ай бұрын
Please make a Full movue from this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BaconSworder_BaconEpeiste Жыл бұрын
1:55 common (come on) they wanna spit or cough that’s rude
@Skotchlock6 ай бұрын
Давно я так много не смеялся😂
@DeadmanDave3 ай бұрын
The ship running over the sailboat reminds me of a similar scene in Caddyshack and another one in Pirates Of The Caribbean 1.
@adamparsons95075 ай бұрын
The scene on the stairs.. I laughed myself to tears.
@norddima6 ай бұрын
С удовольствием посмотрел Титаник в новом исполнении. Даже перевод не требуется.
@GreenStarLineRoblox10 ай бұрын
The grand staircase though ☠️
@ruintome195Ай бұрын
Fall scene had me in tears. “woo”, “BITCH!” 😂😂😂
@diontaedaughtry9742 ай бұрын
Rose was even mesmerized with Jack's middle finger 😂🤣😂. And we're all glad Jack "accidentally" threw that to mother's forehead 😆😆😆. Great video 👍👍
@scottjohnson85765 ай бұрын
1:21 I’m laughing so hard at this point I almost lost bladder control
@parenjj91086 ай бұрын
1:17 got me laughing so hard 😂😂😂
@KevinDunne-zc4orАй бұрын
Whoever compiled this is a genius, absolutely hilarious 😂
@MixerL9 ай бұрын
The greatest movie of all time this version of titanic
@asmongoldsmouth98397 ай бұрын
*I may have just doo-doo browned my pants. Oops!! This is too hilarious!!*
@happyrich1292 Жыл бұрын
You're so awesome thanks for making me laugh so hard
@alinevanginkel94964 ай бұрын
I need to watch more of these videos 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@salerio48763 ай бұрын
Absolute fantasy here and in the movie.They kept the steerage passengers (ie. those below third class) locked securely below deck always.
@ThatGirlyFriend7 ай бұрын
my sis & i laughed so loud our parents gave us a grammy for singing🤣