I swear Tito's brain is just a bunch of shuffled notecards.
@dannyc72273 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 Your post deserves more likes 👍
@Nomad-972 жыл бұрын
I’m a year late, but this should be top comment on every one of these videos because it’s so damn true lol.
@tekopuakanapanapa68242 жыл бұрын
Damn straight 😂
@Arrenald2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Most accurate comment on Tito Ortiz IN HISTORY!!
@templarrising62992 жыл бұрын
He's so low IQ he can't speak in the moment.
@kethmeth36943 жыл бұрын
Chael doesn't interrupt Tito cuz he knows the worst someone can do to Tito is to let him talk
@julianmarx20023 жыл бұрын
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte
@kayleeensley31022 жыл бұрын
Is it me or is it hard not to let Tito talk because you want to laugh? Tito never answered why he showed up to Oregon.
@dcvideos47212 жыл бұрын
“Tell another jackal story.” 🤣
@LuigiTheItalian Жыл бұрын
He embarrassed me on my birthday.
@yerrrboy100 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@NewSagaMusic3 жыл бұрын
“He embarrassed me on my birthday....” LMAOOOOO
@dannycardona2113 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@danielnwogu51353 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@elijahfinau12452 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@SubZeRoy92 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@joshuajoseph89242 жыл бұрын
Followed by “I’m gonna barass him on Saturday night”
@BernardoWLopes3 жыл бұрын
"those blue eyes are gonna be sparkling even more" I wish someone talked to me the way Tito does
@Mr.Skeleton.2 жыл бұрын
Those blue German eyes win over not just the ladies but apparently the men too 😅
@PhillCosby7 жыл бұрын
Every time Tito opens his mouth I feel embarrassed.
@benhoughton78943 жыл бұрын
It's like Askren talking Paul ATM...wtf is that about!? 🤣🤦🏻♂️
@KING-CLIPZZzzz3 жыл бұрын
Usman vibes
@Lynx-lh9it2 жыл бұрын
Lmao... you try to talk bcs of me!
@Cal9x19 Жыл бұрын
He's a lion in africa
@PAWiley2 ай бұрын
It’s fucking brutal, man, cringe max. It’s literally painful. And then it finally ends and Chael comes in with “maitre d at the Golden Corral” and I lost my shit. 😂
@4CelciusDegree2 жыл бұрын
Bruh I can't stop thinking Tito practicing that lion story for hundreds of times 🤣🤣
@johnhaigh74733 жыл бұрын
You missed the best line off the whole press conference...”I wanna hear another Jackal story”
@jonmcmann68112 жыл бұрын
the best part of this is watching Paul Daley try not to laugh cause he doesnt want to insult Tito by picking sides but he cant help it......and they didnt even show that
@myquest666420 Жыл бұрын
@@jonmcmann6811 lol he couldn’t hold it in when Chael dropped the line about Tito’s ex wife.
@pavannair64693 жыл бұрын
I lost it when chael started snoring 😂😂
@ferdinand95553 жыл бұрын
IKR hahaha, I like how the cameraman is laughing as well
@ajaxlewis76642 жыл бұрын
Comedy is all about timing and while I don't like Chael, that timing was perfect. Also, I love ".......tell us another jakal story" 🤣
@vivekvicky25952 жыл бұрын
I thought the same too
@jonmcmann68112 жыл бұрын
@@ajaxlewis7664 yiu say you dont like Chael but he amuses you so deep down i think you do like him
@ajaxlewis76642 жыл бұрын
@@jonmcmann6811 You might be right, I don't know, but you make me laugh, you make me laugh, you know? It's as simple as that really.
@theascendunt99603 жыл бұрын
Chael's silence is more effective than a hundred words outta Tito 🤣
@zachlovescats95 Жыл бұрын
Tito can just talk and he'd roast himself
@donnymoney42222 жыл бұрын
"Just to be correct with you there was no marriage" is an all time underrated line
@extraconsesame82512 жыл бұрын
Never no marriage* Tito's double negative means he actually said he was married to her
@donnymoney4222 Жыл бұрын
@@extraconsesame8251 lmfaoooo I'm sorry but tito is low key funny in a brand and Schaub way.. like he's funny when he's not trying to be
@dengar_tenga4445 Жыл бұрын
@@donnymoney4222 Brand and Schaub way
@Mirrale Жыл бұрын
@@dengar_tenga4445his comment was low key funny in a Tito Ortiz way.
@dengar_tenga4445 Жыл бұрын
@@Mirrale the low keyness is off the charts!
@ZybakTV3 жыл бұрын
I hate using the word "cringe" but god damn Tito...
@notgigachad51643 жыл бұрын
"set a fire into my ass"
@th-tl8fo3 жыл бұрын
@@notgigachad5164 “finallly your lies are becoming truth huh buddy?”
@abigailbai41832 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@wm_96402 жыл бұрын
@@th-tl8fo those little blue eyes are gonna be sparkling even more man
@kratos8529 Жыл бұрын
@@th-tl8fo lol
@hearingvisions73072 жыл бұрын
"that was a nasty line from me 😁" proud of himself lmao legend. never understood why Tito started narrating the jungle book 😂
@dub16812 жыл бұрын
From a movie called Poolhall Junkies. Good movie, Tito did a terrible job of quoting the movie. But Tito would struggle quoting a Family Circus comic.
@LiamM3 жыл бұрын
1:58 The genius here is that Chael knew exactly what Tito was going to say, he set that line up from the get go lmao
@crawlheim3 жыл бұрын
Ortiz is trying to sound inspirational, chael just being a fucking savage🤣
@drunkenmmamaster4193 жыл бұрын
Tito's overly serious persona he put on was always so cringy
@eetfuk35712 жыл бұрын
he even stole the McGregor's infamous "red panty night" and "you're gonna get paid because of me" and literally nobody noticed it
@michaelpatterson9119 Жыл бұрын
tito is a wordsmith in the wortse way.go look at the videos.tito the wordsmith.
@inflamesfan030919937 жыл бұрын
2:04 You can already see Chael laughing on the inside, because he knows Tito walked right into it.
@temporaryonesix3 жыл бұрын
"Don't talk about your mom like that", should have been Ortiz's response for a quick counter jab
@temporaryonesix3 жыл бұрын
@BoredHub sorry bra best I could do
@jwill58923 жыл бұрын
@@temporaryonesix Tito Ortiz 2.0
@youknowicanwrite50lettersi93 жыл бұрын
@@temporaryonesix I think that's good response, idk why it's elementary level
@temporaryonesix3 жыл бұрын
@@youknowicanwrite50lettersi9 My favorite part is where he gave an example of a better response lol
@mmabuff1017 жыл бұрын
2:04 , the moment tito says "mouth" chael has the look on his face like tito just put all his chips in the middle of the poker table and chael has ACES :-)
@torrecampo4117 жыл бұрын
"Your chick actually had red panty night because your getting payed because of me." - Tito Ortiz 2017
@booooo-urns4 жыл бұрын
tell another jackal story
@glowman37407 жыл бұрын
Lmao chael sleeping he's funny asf
@arronjoseph59622 жыл бұрын
3:30
@buster49352 жыл бұрын
Heh
@amhroray29344 жыл бұрын
Every time If I want to sleep I listen to his lion story
@user-dl3pe3nr1s3 жыл бұрын
Tito speaking is equivalent to drinking orange juice right after you brush your teeth.
@amirhussain30287 жыл бұрын
Lol Tito is stealing lines from motivational videos, he seems like is acting badly for a movie role about a fighter.
@amirhussain30287 жыл бұрын
Chael is like a schoolyard bully, picks at your words and belittles you to get in your head but he doesn't believe it and is selling a fight, he is a loser foreal.
@max-ii5jy4 жыл бұрын
Amir. H just thought I’d tell you 3 years later, you are indeed a loser
@jaketalbot18633 жыл бұрын
@@max-ii5jy good shit max
@JM-nw7jj3 жыл бұрын
@@max-ii5jy bro you prolly used to get bitched as a kid stfu
@eetfuk35712 жыл бұрын
also stole a line from McGregor lmao
@Drag0N1te1153 жыл бұрын
I love how Paul Daley is just dying in the background listening to the roasts, its almost as great as the video itself.
@zerox1872 жыл бұрын
You cut out the best part where Chael's like "Tell another Jackal story" with perfect timing.
@thomasx0824 Жыл бұрын
Scott Coker’s face when Chael said the ex wife line was priceless 😂
@rediven69273 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of this is when Tito says Chael has pretty eyes
@kethmeth36943 жыл бұрын
Chael is the funniest fighter, Tito is the secind funniest, but not on purpose
@tweedle6343 жыл бұрын
Man the look on Scott Coker... this man wanted to burst out laughing but he kept his cool and didn't show anything. Jon Sussler on the other hand couldn't hide his smile at allll. Nice display of professionalism.... This should go down in history as one of the most BRUTAL lines ever said in a press conference.
@seanyshepfit3 жыл бұрын
Tito really is a bad talker and it was even worse when he tried to get into it with Chael of all people 😂
@mikemallett32713 жыл бұрын
Paul Daley laughing at Chaels jokes lmao 😂
@boxingproff76274 жыл бұрын
2:34 The guy next to Chael was like "Fuck'n hell mate, that was brutal!"
@scarface71423 жыл бұрын
Paul Daley
@seanyshepfit3 жыл бұрын
He was having the time of his life,he was nearly in tears at one point 😂
@JD_133 жыл бұрын
Paul Daley is just out of shot, did you mean Scott Coker?
@HashSlingingSlasher35433 жыл бұрын
0:42 - 1:10 you can see Daly laughing so he’s probably talking about him.
@007-p6x4 жыл бұрын
I literally have to skip when tito speaks because he makes me cringe so bad
@Cashgrabbersent3 жыл бұрын
He’s like the WWE 2K16 Career Cutscenes
@anti-antifamclovin7627 Жыл бұрын
Best zinger in MMA history🐐. I come back and watch this like once a yr and chuckle every time
@ulisesbelmonte83547 жыл бұрын
Chael reminds me of Owen Wilson sometimes.
@nite30187 жыл бұрын
ulises belmonte I see it lol
@DC-oj6xg3 жыл бұрын
Nah bruh
@zaterranwraith75963 жыл бұрын
Damn, I never thought of that...I’m seeing it. I like Chael more
@mclovin69863 жыл бұрын
Nah I'm with ya bro
@greggieo3 жыл бұрын
So true.
@HipHopAn0n3 жыл бұрын
Tito wasnt wrong when he said "You never had never won a world title," he knows Uncle Chael had never lost a round
@jontez13403 жыл бұрын
Dear lord was he trying to tell the Christopher walken jackal and the lion monologue? Horrendous attempt either way
@Xplorerhobo7 жыл бұрын
2:28 for the biggest burn this year so far. Can't wait to see Chael kick his ass
@NickyAztec4 жыл бұрын
Scott Coker's face changed considerably
@JM-nw7jj3 жыл бұрын
Aged well huh he got tapped out lil bitch 😂
@joooanit02243 жыл бұрын
@@JM-nw7jj tito tapped
@infinitybomb532 жыл бұрын
@@JM-nw7jj Tito lost tho
@YaBoyBeasty Жыл бұрын
0:19 "He's lit a fire in my ass" - Tito Ortiz
@seanyshepfit3 жыл бұрын
The crowd gave him a pity laugh after he called Sonnen a punk 😂
@archiemallari46322 жыл бұрын
Tito calling chael a bad girl always cracks me up lmao
@OogaBoogaBooga6969 Жыл бұрын
Words are hard for Tito
@texassavage5391 Жыл бұрын
Bet Tito stayed up all night practicing that lion story😂🤣
@prod.rhodamine10 ай бұрын
and yet he still presented a story of a lion who was simulatenously atop a mountain and deep in the jungle, getting harassed by not only hyenas and jackals, but also mini lions
@zfin872 жыл бұрын
This is the most ive ever seen a fighter get into someone’s head. Also the funniest presser ever. Just another example of why chael is the greatest ever. Undefeated, Undisputed, never lost a round 🐐
@thegoon30884 жыл бұрын
"You hear that snoring nose? That's the snoring nose you're going to hear in the fight"
@omarbernal24083 жыл бұрын
4:05 lol he even gave him credit fpr that. I agree great set up.
@arrynbeacon80777 жыл бұрын
chael killed him when he was talking about his ex lmaobut tito came back strong in the end
@BristolMatt7 жыл бұрын
I agree!
@Daniel-pr2tp3 жыл бұрын
This can't be a serious comment.
@Harry_Bahlzanya2 жыл бұрын
Lol dude sitting next to Tito is trying so hard not to laugh also “I’m going to hurt him I’m not going for submissions” then proceeds to win by submission 😂😂😂
@DRuck3Gz3 жыл бұрын
"The F word? Come on Tito thats not classy" 🤣🤣
@Leonbergerss2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Chael with one of the best lines of all time. Still undefeated
@McHale093 жыл бұрын
I love how much he just stares at Chael
@pavlovsfolly3059 Жыл бұрын
Look at Paul Daley, just having the time of his life.
@THEFLAWEDCASUAL3 жыл бұрын
I come back to this every few months lol
@TOPGNBR1 Жыл бұрын
Geez this was 6 years ago feels like yesterday
@BlackBearNE Жыл бұрын
The ex-wife line was great, but the snoring during Tito’s lion monologue was vicious lol. Made Tito look like such an ass, which admittedly isn’t hard to do, but still.
@samuelarmson62843 жыл бұрын
"bad girl" -tito
@anonymousbrucelee_05763 жыл бұрын
Lmao a 5 year old roast
@TheYoden852 жыл бұрын
When Chael started snoring i lost my shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@coreyagomes2 жыл бұрын
What a set up...one of the best roast lines in any press conference...Ever! Thanks Tito LMFAO!
@joeyricefried9621 Жыл бұрын
Jon and Scott did their best to remain professional. 😂😂
@omnipotentaus10 ай бұрын
5:05 Tito staring him down like it's Michael Chandler.
@KingSnowyKerr4 жыл бұрын
Bald guy takin bout being the lionking with a mane
@scoobysnacks65483 жыл бұрын
To be fair Tito got him with that “you’re not a legend you only run your mouth” line
@miketalkstoomuch3 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Deering Chael really had no response to that one, that was the only one Tito got
@marklower0072 жыл бұрын
Well he beat shogun (former champ) bisping (former champ) Filho (former champ) just off the top of my head.
@scoobysnacks65482 жыл бұрын
@@marklower007 bisping was very controversial most had it for bisping i agree with the shogun fight but the filho fight filho weighed like 7 pounds over and was gassed after the first round
@SolarmaneTheProducer Жыл бұрын
He embarrassed me on my birthday 😂😂😂😂
@checkm88523 жыл бұрын
I love Daleys reaction
@arielramos51662 жыл бұрын
The part when tito was saying a story of the lion king and chael fell asleep was hilarious i can imagine paul cracking up next to chael sonnen
@moreblack Жыл бұрын
"Four letter words, come on Mr. class"
@stormrevenant7 жыл бұрын
They just can't trade with him verbally.
@tonyjones26123 жыл бұрын
"And the small lions come up and poke at him, bite on his ear, bite on his neck, and the lioness comes over and bugs him. Then you’ve got the jackals and the rest of the wilderness looking and seeing these lions on the mountaintop. They come over and bother him, the jackals laugh at him, the hyenas laugh at him, they nip at his toes" *SNORING*
@stephenatkins8973 Жыл бұрын
Daley cracking up next to chael is hilarious 😂
@noelkennedy56693 жыл бұрын
Chael is so fucking funny 😭😭😭😭
@alwilliamscanada4 жыл бұрын
could not script a comedy mma press conference better than this. actually pissing myself and watching for the tenth time
@jacobzamorano8483 Жыл бұрын
1:38 The fact that Chael called Tito out for faking that betting ticket and Tito had no response except to gulp in silence tells me maybe Chaell is correct.
@OogaBoogaBooga6969 Жыл бұрын
Tito was broke by that point, which is what Chael pointed out in the press conference. Had his car repossessed and everything. So Chael called him out for lying and it was hilarious lol
@Pepe_Lotudo4 жыл бұрын
Who is here after he won election in California?
@andrewwoodward85633 жыл бұрын
American politics is a fucking joke. Government is cancelled
@RougeNation1002 жыл бұрын
1:58 chael set the perfect trap 😂😂😂
@adrianojames83888 ай бұрын
Well , I used to like Chael . But that line about Tito's girl was indeed classless , but the proof is always in the pudding , and it was Tito that got his hand raised , he served Chael some humble pie with a side of crow .
@MeiaLuaDeCompasso Жыл бұрын
Like Chael is the GOAT, but Tito is absolutely presidential with his words.
@TripleB-nb8en Жыл бұрын
Chael was hilarious here, but when tito said "you've never won a word title" he got him there. I know that hurt chael
@joondagoon677410 ай бұрын
When he said he’s failed whenever it’s time to present that cut deeper than anything
@Dave-lr2wo Жыл бұрын
NOBODY embarrasses me on my birthday.
@DC-oj6xg3 жыл бұрын
Lmao @ Tito.... He embarrassed me on my birthday. 😂
@sj18933 жыл бұрын
tell another jackal story tito
@Eyeofthetiger69 Жыл бұрын
Paul Daley was having the time of his life. Lmao.
@bando35822 жыл бұрын
Those little blue eyes are going to be sparkling even more man ✨
@canthandleit1013 жыл бұрын
Tito seems like the kind of guy who ran with his hands flailing behind him when he was young talking about the zelzar ombiniverse.
@Littlewormmm Жыл бұрын
Chael : "They don't call me bad guy for no reason " Tito : " Bad Girl "
@DCvg-tg4es4 жыл бұрын
Big giant mane
@MikeFlava Жыл бұрын
I love watching Tito getting so pissed when every one of his one liners fails and then he just goes "Fu
@Bousheybobby2 жыл бұрын
The way the classy part makes its way around again 😂🤣
@85tclower3 жыл бұрын
Tito tapped!
@decarlocalloway013 жыл бұрын
Tito getting verbally assaulted here 😂
@phnxsteve7up2 жыл бұрын
If this was a ufc audience Chael would’ve gotten a thunderous applause that would’ve made tito submit before the fight started
@geordiedynes20883 жыл бұрын
Where is the "Jackal story" line?? That's literally the greatest line I've ever heard
@pocketssmith59333 жыл бұрын
I love Paul daleys reactions lol
@longydongy1004 Жыл бұрын
The Chael snoring is epic 💤 😂
@192OOIDJJ33 жыл бұрын
Tito mocks Shammrock, years later, Chael mocks Tito. 😂
@joshscott31842 жыл бұрын
Chael :" that was nasty line by me" Ownership .
@AdventuresofRicky7 жыл бұрын
sonnen went hard on the jokes..lol
@shaunstoffer1552 жыл бұрын
Daley cracking up makes this so much better
@ChaelSonnen000 Жыл бұрын
1:20 died at Chael's reaction
@PariahKamikaze4 жыл бұрын
"Classy." lmao
@BlueBarrier782 Жыл бұрын
Paul Daley was like, "Damn I got a free ticket to an awesome comedy show."
@PAWiley2 ай бұрын
The maitre d’ at Golden Corral, holy fuck 😂 I was dying.
@markbreaux6613 Жыл бұрын
😂 Fuckin Chael knows how to keep Tito's fire goin! Hilarious 😂