A Day in the Life of a Pet Raccoon

This is Tito The Raccoon's typical day. He starts out with a quick walk around the block followed by some training. Its important for him to learn how to perform tricks and listen to my commands. After training he gets to go and play with his ferret friends. Listen to all the cute and funny raccoon and ferret noises! Finally, he has dinner and then goes to bed!
This was one of my most frequently requested videos. Ive been frequently asked (FAQ) to create a video showing Titos day to day life. The ferrets are part of Titos day to day routine as well!
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[@peachcakes5342]

Imagine mowing your lawn one morning and you witness a man walking a raccoon.

[@arturomontenegro176]

I can hear the neighbor saying "I'm getting tired of this damn neighborhood

[@thecollector5209]

Haha

[@stallfus]

Sounds like heaven lol

[@MsAnxiety]

"Yep, I picked the right neighborhood" *Proceeds to hop off mower to pet because racoon is more important Lol

[@connorgolden4]

Arturo Montenegro Haha, that got a good chuckle outta me.

[@thecrissyshow]

I bet street raccoons be like wtf when y’all outside together

[@OffxcialBrii]

The Crissy show “get a load of this dude” 😭😭😭

[@MissouriCrookedBarnHomestead]

The other raccoons don't have a clue Tito exists because they sleep during the day. If you see a raccoon out during the day, assume they have rabies.

[@autumnleaves7872]

@@OffxcialBrii ''This dude is a momma's boy and that's not even a woman''.

[@gsheverything_2716]

They be like, why he smells so clean bougie

[@xXJaneRoseXx]

Debbie B While raccoons are nocturnal, it isn’t uncommon for them to get stuff done during the day. Seeing a raccoon during the day isn’t a reliable way to tell if they have rabies. I’d say just assume all wild animals could be carrying some kind of disease, because not all diseases present themselves, but I’m sure you know this. I just want to point this out for others.

[@JustMichaelJM]

"I take him for a walk every day so he doesn't get obese." *carries the raccoon*

[@sunnydee04]

1:25 👁️👄👁️

[@justabot....509]

Its actually racoon who walks him

[@raquelpompey2567]

😂😂

[@narutouzamaki8686]

😂🦝

[@nushayeer]

But that raccons kinda fat

[@geofk6214]

They always runnin like they guilty of somethin😂

[@GetUnwoke]

"lay" *turns into a big raccoon puddle*

[@protocala]

😂

[@lailabell212yt8]

🤣

[@sillyminicat]

😂

[@cloudnineteen2349]

When it sits, it looks more like a big raccoon puddle.

[@idisrxspect6584]

*melts into floor*

[@miguelzamora2011]

"I take him on walks for exercise!" *SITS ON SHOULDERS*

[@supernintendochalmers6628]

Miguel Zamora I wonder if it would be better to walk him at night/dusk. Aren't raccoons mostly nocturnal? Maybe it'd be less stressful.

[@ovulatinfish]

it’s because they are nocturnal and feel uncomfortable walking in the open in the middle of the day

[@WarrenGoesCrazy]

What's up

[@stuff5499]

@@supernintendochalmers6628 Mitchell once explained that when he got Tito as baby, he trained him to be diurnal

[@chloesmith5951]

@@WarrenGoesCrazy Nothing much

[@jujuoliver6959]

Raccoons are unbelievably cute, their little hands the way they hold things, so sweet.

[@HelenaMikas]

wow , so being unbelievably cute gets a poor animal put in a cage Rather like a trophy

[@jujuoliver6959]

​​@@HelenaMikasTito was a baby found in an attic! They made numerous attempts to contact rehabilitation centers, but had no luck. No one could take him. Would you prefer they let him die or just dump him out to fend for himself. I made a benign well meant comment that raccoons are cute. So what, they are cute. Why get snarky. I love them, I think they are lovely quirky sweet creatures, the babies are adorable. However the mother raccoon often make their homes in human homes by destroying roofing materials and being very destructive to get into houses, roofs, wall cavities to find cosy places to live and can do massive damage. Tito was found on his own left in an attic, where Mum has obviously made her home, and often Mother raccoons get run over or killed by dogs, bobcats, pumas or other animals and the babies are left to die because no one knows they are even there tucked up in attics or the eaves of houses. Would you rather that happened, would you rather they shoved him out into the cold unable to fend for himself, they tried a number of rehab people and couldn't get anyone to take him. What is hard to understand about that 🙄. So they gave him a home, he will be in a cage at night because they can chew through all sorts of things, the toughest of roofing materials, so for his own safety as well as their own unless you would rather he was electrocuted when he bites through a an electric cable. Some people in the US leave their dogs outside at night on chains or running round their back yards, but yet you have an issue with a rescued raccoon living a cosy looked after life. Get a grip you fecking idiot!!

[@algorithmgeneratedanimegir1286]

@@HelenaMikas Cry about it.

[@-chippedstars-2889]

i love how he holds the cube with his back paws, and when he washes his seeds

[@aidanGCH]

"I walk him cause he deals with obesity" *Carrys on Shoulder*

[@philippineball6246]

Yea, lol

[@serenade4926]

he carries him after he completes the walks cuz i think tito doesnt like to walk back home either lol

[@allycagni4429]

😂😂I looked for this comment

[@TheUnone]

Ye same, guy makes a great fitness coach ;D

[@callidusvulpes5556]

That's a very manipulative raccoon lol. He's able to get his human to walk him around while explaining that he needs to keep him from becoming obese.

[@FireBlazerGaming]

3:25 “Hold it” *uses his legs so he can grab the food with his arms Raccoon: improvise. Adapt. Overcome

[@thinkfiend]

Lmfao

[@sirenxo]

Lol that's what I was thinking too!! Hilarious!

[@ethandewald4310]

Marine raccoon lol

[@claireF-14D]

I saw the video you posted when you first rescued Tito, then you purchaesed all those pet products to ensure his care. Your mom and dad raised a kind hearted youn man. Thank you for sharing.

[@derrickulous]

These animals are so cute, you have a lot of energy managing these lil guys

[@osvaldor4298]

They are killers, they aren’t cute at all

[@derrickulous]

@@osvaldor4298 lol

[@tvndra_7446]

​@@osvaldor4298 better

[@aqbood_exe7893]

"mom can we go watch guardians of the galaxy" Mom : we have guardians of the galaxy at home Guardians of the galaxy at home :

[@davidedos9031]

This is Rocket after Endgame

[@otsenres1636]

Rocket and thor been drinking too much! Lol

[@TheTaxburden]

Lmao

[@thestevie628]

This is better

[@abg5344]

Aqbood _exe I laughed out loud omg

[@istartedww3854]

These things are so much cuter in the day and not charging at you 200 MPH in the pitch black

[@Soloxdee]

Lmao

[@cecez7742]

😂😂😂

[@thomaseaster2796]

do we need to talk about a past experience? lol

[@doge6274]

So true

[@SamA7x]

This literally happened to me last night, two of these big fuckers charged at me full speed, I was shook ngl.

[@neiloconnor9349]

Raccoons have fairly dexterous front paws. Tito could probably be trained for some kind of factory assembly job to earn his keep.

[@aliceinwondergame]

With mischievous eyes and sweet faces, ferrets are undeniably adorable. ❤️

[@Rowanthecartoon]

I dont think trash pandas are ferrets. But im 2 so i know nothin

[@diddlypinkus1493]

What’s really cool is he understands the “hold it” command enough to know that he can hold it with his feet too and it’s still correct. Shows he understands the command not just the action limited to his hands

[@sydneyyates3256]

He washed his hands he’s obviously smart

[@johnwray393]

That's what took me most by surprise and the fact they have hand dexterity to open a cabinet open a bottle and possibly OD if he decided too. It's wild, they're very capable.

[@starprincessjolie]

John Wray umm 😳

[@johnwray393]

@@starprincessjolie would never happen but just a example of what they can do.

[@tinacreekmore6959]

What wrong with you? The racoon should have been taken to a rescue and release professionals. They have years of experience on how to raise and release back into their own natural environment. 👎

[@daisyloveday9367]

"it's good for him, gets him active" *raccoon rides on shoulder*

[@captaindexterbaksh7302]

I was waiting for a comment about that

[@thesilverbird45]

LOL

[@calvindirkmaat]

He gets used to cars.. to be killed like his mother

[@playbox3397]

@@calvindirkmaat to soon 😌

[@modernwarfaregod8601]

Word and aren’t raccoons nocturnal

[@justanaverageguy4739]

plot twist : These two are actually Star lord and rocket in alternative timeline

[@Sharkfighter13]

I had a male raccoon and 3 ferrets. They loved each other and would play and play all day! It was crazy!

[@lemurlover7975]

wow that is so cool! :)

[@Azushira]

KZbin: wanna see a day in the life of a raccoon? me: yeah..

[@Azushira]

Pappy Van Winkle im 14..

[@9Armir]

Thats just way too relatable lol

[@k-teezy6423]

this is not a normal raccoon, the day in the life of a regular raccoon is just sleeping and eating trash

[@victormejia4513]

k- teezy and give rabies and shit

[@huwuac7350]

regular vfx I want a raccoon but it’s illegal

[@Oz_Rion]

Imagine that there is a guest. One of them going to the bathroom and suddenly there is a racoon washing his hand in the faucet.

[@catmerchant8699]

'Can't I get any privacy?'

[@katiemjohn80]

RIP me

[@isaacps3]

I like how you use “Faucet” appropriately

[@newleaf2374]

Boom I ruined the 666th like

[@Oz_Rion]

@@newleaf2374 You fool you destroyed our summoning number for the dark lord!!!

[@Sovereignty420]

I know this video is supposed to be about the raccoon, but the ferrets made me smile. As a ferret daddy myself I loved watching yours play together. I have two of my own and they're just as awesome as yours!

[@jollygoodgordon5580]

Racoons are so cute 😍

[@boardman1061]

So I’m gonna be taking Tito for a walk 1:00 *Racoon Walks Owner*

[@pearlygate3564]

Rare footage of rocket before end game

[@grixtapz]

LoL

[@takuso1229]

XD

[@ig_gambit]

RIP Rocket Raccoon ❤️

[@ps3aciv]

@@ig_gambit wtf you mean rocket didnt die

[@kellogr2788]

That's he's trainer getting him fit

[@divinusfilius3771]

They are restlessly, ENDLESSLY curious lol! What a fascinating animal.

[@ilgwent8061]

In Italian the name is: "Orsetto lavatore" wich means "little washing bear🐻" ❤️

[@caesarsalad9288]

its the same in german :)

[@blazeofficial1591]

“Do you have any pets?” “It’s complicated.”

[@aymaan8552]

*"I have a pet raccoon but it is complicated because apparently you can't say a pet raccoon is your pet"*

[@nextro5922]

@@aymaan8552 u ruined this epic joke.

[@aymaan8552]

@@nextro5922 an epic joke that is overused?

[@nextro5922]

@@aymaan8552 i ve never seen jokes like this one.

[@hackxy1165]

@@aymaan8552, you really just ruined the joke

[@dr.uselessYIIK]

Your dog is kinda weird but I still like him.

[@danieldoesstuff2300]

@Muhammad Salman R/Wooooosh

[@disease30yearsago76]

Daniel Does STUFF stfu that shit is getting old

[@dr.uselessYIIK]

@@disease30yearsago76 Says the person with ligma in their name lmao EDIT: Darn you changed your name

[@starling1226]

More like cat

[@Crygear]

Mrrgle the Mediocre how do you spell your username

[@zohebpasha96]

I don't want a pet raccoon but just came to admire the cuteness

[@leah-michelle5872]

Cutest video that I've seen today! It's so good that you have more than one ferret because rodents always need at least one friend.

[@fbi5328]

Damn this new guardians of the galaxy movie looking good

[@jishoumushoku5094]

PewDie Pie What do you mean? This is Over The Hedge 2 😂

[@spectralai7346]

@@jishoumushoku5094 the dude got caught tho. So much for escaping that backyard

[@guccipineapple5661]

ZULTAN GATSU wym lame

[@aje8790]

ZULTAN GATSU why lame?

[@guccipineapple5661]

AJ E I didn't say that

[@nuttymadam3575]

HE HELD THE RUBIX CUBE WITH HIS FEET OMG I LOVE HIM

[@BrokenRealityYT]

Rubik's*

[@bheatricegreene03]

I can do that too

[@theraptor9379]

@@BrokenRealityYT incorrect

[@BrokenRealityYT]

Alejandro Gonzalez lol google it

[@BrokenRealityYT]

I’m a cuber

[@tx3851]

This is what life is about....Just beautiful...Thankyou x

[@aurosoky]

I don't what I love more; the way it looks like he melts when he lays, or him picking the rubik cube with his feet so he can eat the treat with his hands

[@corner-pocketthreee8215]

Struggling with obesity * 50 good boy treats*

[@sebbyboy1420]

He's a perfectly healthy way actually

[@elvanderen8337]

When he laid down he looked like a beanbag chair

[@MsPreciousdobbins]

Elizabeth Vanderen except better.

[@ugandanlord1104]

@TheFooxy Foox r/woosh

[@artistaloca4]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😂😂 dead 😭🤥🙈

[@artistaloca4]

@@ugandanlord1104 Are you also Dr Jacob's Studio?? JW..... 😜

[@ugandanlord1104]

@@artistaloca4 no

[@divinusfilius3771]

Omg this is one of the MOST adorable animals ever LOL! Oh how cute they are, with those bandit eyes lol, they are little bandits! I adore them, even the way they blink! It's amazing how smart they are, learning really quickly eh? LoL love how he lies down, then holds the Cube, passes it to his back legs to hold with them HAHAHAHA! so adorable! Thank you for sharing! 🍻 🍻

[@spiralnapkin]

Next year, they'll be on America's got talent Racoon: *holds a rubiks cube* Judges: 😯 GOLDEN BUZZER

[@edwardthayer9386]

I think he doesn't like walks because his instincts tell him to hide during the day. Try walking him when it's dark out.

[@layu83]

that's actually true they are nocturnals!

[@ugandanlord1104]

@@layu83 they can adapt and become dirunals

[@henninghornafrantzien6476]

@@ugandanlord1104 *Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.*

[@ErinIsReal]

Let him go! thet're not dogs! Wild animals dont want to be leashed caged up performing tricks! Glad he escaped back to freedom. Run tito run!

[@ugandanlord1104]

@@ErinIsReal I hope you're joking if not then i feel sorry for your parents

[@The-Land-Of-Tears]

Dog: I can only be man's bestfriend. Raccoon: Hold my banana.

[@shimmerconfetti1949]

Hold my fried cheese nugget

[@aliaguilar5977]

More like rubix cube

[@ignorthepain]

Hold my banana. Something you say to your girlfriend.

[@The-Land-Of-Tears]

@@ignorthepain I'm a girl. XD

[@ignorthepain]

@@The-Land-Of-Tears nope your a cartoon in a circle with words beside it.😂🤣😂

[@redkelly1188]

Nice to see a good caring owner and pal

[@hifriend7581]

Guardians of the galaxy made me come here.

[@adia9791]

raccoon:my owner gives me food everytime i sit I've trained him well

[@omargod5977]

Yea I was thinking the same thing. You can’t all of a sudden domesticate a wild animal. Raccoons are natural foragers, but if they don’t have to search for food, they will for the most part behave. But like all wild animals they are unpredictable and will attack if they’re in the mood to. Also caging a hyper animal isn’t going to help. Probably give him anxiety since they are used to having a lot more room in the wild. But whatever floats your boat

[@princetonshot]

"Raccoons tend to struggle with obesity in captivity" *Gives him 30 reward treats* Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@2wayoffensivethreat]

Sally May lol

[@MichelleKohlerArt]

At least he’s a happy raccoon 😄

[@autumnleaves7872]

@Ty-Dog Vide-Yo I'd imagine cardio would work the same for animals as it does for humans, generally.

[@nolyfe4814]

I walk my dogs every night or two and our oldest one is fucking ripped. It’s a workout in itself when she grabs the leash and proceeds to chew it up.

[@Excal123]

@@nolyfe4814 your dog is... ripped? Lol😂

[@karly4justice]

So awesome, love Tito and the ferrets!❤️

[@angelofdeath8739]

Says he's walking raccoon for the raccoon's health, while he just sits on his shoulder. That raccoon has mastered the way.

[@gsmith557]

😭😭😭😭

[@jwesly1058]

You seen 2 seconds of a how ever long walk and you make an observation like that. Peanut brain

[@realgmm7877]

what If this Racoon walks in two legs

[@katakichinen7773]

J Wesly Hey look it’s that guy that doesn’t get a joke, I was wondering when you’d show up.

[@katakichinen7773]

Mr PuffinMuffin my mistake then, he/she just seemed to take it a little to serious

[@_.-._.-.]

I love how he turns into a puddle when he lays down

[@gwenr1649]

I do that too

[@ComicSans-ew2ou]

666 likes... let’s keep it that way

[@joshuachristopher8138]

@@ComicSans-ew2ou someone ruined it

[@ComicSans-ew2ou]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[@mobch8490]

@@ComicSans-ew2ou Perfectly balanced

[@faridmk3707]

This racoon is all of us in quarantine. Stay home all day and food is life.

[@cmontano6774]

How adorable 😍

[@CapitanOppi0]

Imagine having a dog with hands.... *laughs in raccoon*

[@starling1226]

*cat

[@TheRealGraceon]

@@starling1226 nah, cats dont typically have long snouts

[@yvonneberetta4360]

Ha,ha,ha...

[@coyoteboy5601]

@@TheRealGraceon Nor do raccoons. Pigs and anteaters have anouts. Dogs, horses, bears, raccoons, et al, have muzzles. You're welcome.

[@vik3984]

*wheezes in raccoon*

[@iFupTrolls]

The ferrets be like "here is our fat giant ferret cousin, PLAY TIME!!!"

[@MsPreciousdobbins]

El Joelo limousine cats*

[@username12120]

@@MsPreciousdobbins Fluffy noodles

[@SuperTux20]

Cat snakes*

[@EverstViro]

@@navisakura7374 *asparagus cat*

[@iwcreativespace]

This is precious! Thanks for making these vids! 🫶🏽🦝

[@322210527]

Tido is so smart and adorable good on you mate for training such an incredible little racoon

[@itssnotsobad]

I searched up “cute foxes” and this showed up.. KZbin, this isn’t a fox, but it’ll do.

[@vio-lence7267]

Benjeyxoxo 14 haha same

[@botchedbladejob]

Lmao same

[@QuigleTheGnome]

Benjeyxoxo 14 raccoons are like a fox that’s had a kid with a ferret and it’s fat

[@abdelhadiaitihsaine6003]

Look for fennigan the fox

[@flipsidemob807]

It’s a fox with a mask on

[@brysonmclellan3841]

"Captive raccoons tend to struggle with obesity" continues to feed him 30 treats

[@dracochanel2075]

Bryson Mclellan OMG I-

[@iamlambda8373]

@@dracochanel2075 this is not treats is his food

[@scorpionluna6602]

Lmfaoo

[@aloneapricot1463]

But hes a good boi

[@catboy1352]

No there pecans not treats

[@solonsaturngaming3727]

Aw you can tell Tito is a healthy coon and loved his home.

[@ericameadows2878]

he is doing a great job, very polite

[@davidedos9031]

It’s like his own Pokémon, riding on his shoulder😂

[@baronbacku9984]

linoone, i choose you!

[@michaelaobrdova3020]

omg yass😂😍

[@autumnleaves7872]

*RACCOON USES CUTENESS* IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

[@adamanonymous7541]

Lmfao

[@ifabianxd1338]

@Alando Tagg omg🤣🙈

[@Mechaw]

Alternate timeline where Thor didn't get fat, but Rocket did.

[@b4ddau576]

Lmfao 😂

[@bestiez9083]

so Avengers Infinite End where thor revives everyone but thanos and cuts off thanos head?

[@user-kv1bd7mc5m]

@@bestiez9083 .... .- --..-- -.-- --- ..- / ..-. --- --- .-.. / --- ..- - / .--- ..- ... - / .-- .- ... - . / - .. -- . / .. -. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .-.. .. ..-. . / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. / -.. ..- -- -... .- ... ...

[@syres_]

: #7_ i don’t speak sign language

[@bestiez9083]

@@user-kv1bd7mc5m what

[@IgorFrodrich]

Their curiosity is so freaking adorable, and makes them so interesting to observe. Furry squishy little marshmallow robbers.

[@supra5035]

They all are so cute 🧡

[@Itried20takennames]

Fun fact: The French term for raccoon is “raton laveur,” (probably mis-spelled), which translates to “a rat that washes stuff.”

[@philly64]

Racoons do wash their food before they eat it

[@babyblue28]

So Remy from Ratatouille

[@cubriffic172]

@Tim Kidane No???? You dont pet ANY animal without its owner being there in case its diseased. Also funnily enough, dogs were the biggest spreaders of rabies until recently

[@annonymousannonymous599]

@Vidalion Reminds me of that racoon that tried to wash fairy floss before eating it. Probably the most heartbreaking video ;_;

[@riveryv9935]

You spell it right i'm french (Québecois) and I can tell you that you've spell it right 😉😉

[@WillaHerrera]

Tito reminds me of myself. Driven by food and has a muffin top

[@nate_x_b5424]

SAME

[@debbiekaye7880]

😂😂😂

[@kgbarrett1521]

😂😂😂😂😂oh my lord haha

[@themango9644]

What's a muffin top?

[@debbiekaye7880]

@@themango9644 It's when someone's stomach sticks out over their pants like a muffin. 😂

[@WhiteCavendish]

Raccoons are awesome animals. They are usually way to wild and crazy to be pets, but yours seems very chill. We used to feed them in our back yard growing up, and they were great to watch. There were many generations and the mommas would bring their babies to show us lol. Cheers and thanks for sharing!

[@TheDealRonaldTrump]

Usually you have to get them 10th generation domesticated. 🙂

[@Saviolio]

This made my week

[@nisl9039]

LOOK AT THAT CUTE TRASH PANDA MY HEART

[@yourlocaldummy99]

Guardians of the Galaxy

[@kiona8137]

@@yourlocaldummy99 the same PFP ;;-;; I see it everywhere

[@jinsagami]

T R A S H P A N D A

[@_Dontbenosey_]

NATE HIGGERS your name looks a bit scrambled huh?🤔

[@bobbyduggofficial5875]

Trash Bandicoot

[@flexibleskedule]

You're a weird dude but I'm glad you exist.

[@flexibleskedule]

@asscheeks mcbuttface Sorry, I should have said "and" instead of "but." I'm weird too. I didn't mean it derogatorily. Weird is good.

[@Cat_main_apex]

asscheeks mcbuttface I’m weird too but even if your’e not you have to acknowledge a man walking with a raccoon on his shoulders is not conventionally normal.

[@nataliagalindez7756]

ghostx girl that is very true👏👏❤️

[@nataliagalindez7756]

ghostx girl facts💗💗

[@OSSOYT]

"I must say you're an odd fellow but you steam a good raccoon"

[@failedcontentcreator7062]

POV: You just got done watching GOTG Vol. 3

[@ania5038]

I love raccoons so much

[@iamrenzi6534]

Imagine going on a date with this dude then he takes you home and a raccoon receives you at the door...

[@nelly7202]

I would immediately ask for marriage documents if that was the case

[@jellythejellyfish7035]

If I was a girl that would be instant marriage right there

[@trappedgenius7294]

bro i'd marry him

[@frankie_exe]

Me :”Can I join you and Tito as a family?” 🥺

[@kel2729_]

I would be in love! Haha

[@cheddarman7506]

Alternate title: *Rocket quits being a bounty hunter and lives a domestic life*

[@EverstViro]

2 more likes plz, we need 69 likes

[@exploreyourself6062]

🤣🤣

[@suburbanoctopus4517]

Cheeseman 717 more like *sly cooper retired*

[@bestiez9083]

more like Alternate title: *Rigby and mordecai breaks up and disguises himself as a common raccoon**

[@jaimecastillo5876]

Just a gamer. 😂😂

[@carleypalmer1565]

That's so cool we got to see a day in Tito's life He's adorable

[@ashley_withdacurls]

Everything Titto does is hilarious 😂

[@taylorwhite6913]

Why is he calling him a pet? Tito is obviously his son. 😂

[@totallynotzokix11_mc21]

@Sparta Batallion hail satan 😊

[@imurvenus2605]

@Sparta Batallion thanks for getting the joke.

[@trulygregtrulyguy99]

@@imurvenus2605 lol

[@Foeski]

Sparta Batallion but the after life doesn’t exist. lol imagine being brainwashed into believing in fairytales

[@5falltv895]

@@Foeski yes finally jesus know there's no such thing as god

[@thew9592]

That raccoon is an absolute unit

[@55manboy]

In awe at the size of this lad

[@pedernilsson5726]

He ride bacc, He eat snacc, But most importantly he a very thicc racc.

[@haunted1478]

@@pedernilsson5726 how long did it take you the think of this amazing story that I heard with my fish ears

[@cadenmorales703]

The W PLEASE SENPAI PUNISH ME

[@pedernilsson5726]

@@haunted1478 It was a vision from god He also a very thicc racc 45sec

[@christine6190]

He is such a rowdy... But soo cute and clever 😅👍❤️❤️❤️

[@krisp7689]

Well that was 11 minutes of pure joy and happiness

[@tomyc662]

Raccoon: holds rubix cube *GOODBOY*

[@shalijn8802]

@unknown hahahahahah AM DED 😂😂😂😂

[@bakerutsubakerutsulalala6853]

He solves it Takes over the world

[@yodakin187]

Pfp gang

[@maddoxhyndman5535]

It is raccoon...

[@miko713]

Thomas C : holds *rubix* cube Me : *IM DYING, HELP ME.*

[@BaileeDeBerry]

Omg when he held the Rubik’s cube I almost died of cuteness overload and hysterical laughter

[@RightfootWestHam]

That just looks like a fat cat... that doesnt hiss at you, doesnt scratch you nor give you the evil stare... its like the perfect lazy and fat pet! LOVE IT! I WANT ONE! ITS SO CUTE!

[@musicauthority-kt6zy]

I haven't seen you and Tito in a while after having a device quit. but now I have found you again. Tito is much bigger than last time I seen him. and the ferrets are pretty cool also.

[@pieceofbread5686]

Once, I saw a woman walking a sheep. Seemed super fun.

[@therealbobmayo5065]

Piece of bread lol no sheep suck, most retarded animal in existence.

[@thekristanator5181]

Walking sheep sucks so much.... My schools farm isn’t have any more leads so I had to hold the sheep by her head and let me just say, it was one of the hardest things I’ve done. Sheep are really strong, especially when they’re scared. Definitely not fun

[@pygmygiant]

I saw this last night and I honestly thought I was hallucinating at first

[@lisamclean2352]

@@therealbobmayo5065 They may be retarded, but you have to admit...We are too :[

[@fairyfoxey9438]

When we owned 2 goats we would walk them! You could even ride them..or well..us smaller kids could. I was too scared too, now I regret never getting too!

[@GeorginaM_Music]

"hold it" raccoon: *holds it* *GOOD BOY, GOOD BOY*

[@longvu8430]

Imagine he give a gun for a raccoon and said : SHOOT IT. 😂 😂 😂

[@GreyWolf11022]

Omg he´s precious. You both are.

[@craftycat1185]

Absolutely adorable🙂

[@zetsbuoleaf331]

He protecc He attacc but most importantly He is a big Racc

[@AcidicBattery]

This is my favorite comment

[@sasukejaeger3039]

*thicc racc

[@maerski5171]

your cat looks different, did you update your cat?

[@ryanryan2771]

Maerski got that new texture pack

[@unknownuser_1]

got patch version 1.01

[@ramenmcrita]

It's clearly a dog'😐

[@tangous]

Kites ItS oBvioUsly A rACcOOn

[@jo_the5931]

When you have no friends to rhyme to and you rhyme with yourselves in the comments of a video

[@extravagant_penguin]

This is literally the cutest channel in the world

[@paulsmith8212]

That is one healthy, good looking raccoon. The ones I see out my back window at night look a little knarly but that’s because they are living a tough life.

[@loinen2214]

Dog: I can only be mans best friend Raccoon: Hold my rubix cube

[@bellaaly9756]

lol

[@zach226]

Thankyou for that

[@kodiraab3737]

Stolen

[@miko713]

Rubik’s cube*

[@Chiko-sc1gz]

Weasel: am i a joke to you?

[@aiyana3773]

*raccoon does tricks* me outloud: *"what a good boy"*

[@Karmah01]

Aw! He's so cute!!!! Is he potty trained? Raccoons are so mischievous! They're just into everything! If you have a pet raccoon then you need to be high energy, too. OMG! You have high energy ferrets, too?? 1 ferret - 😳 2 ferrets - 😦 3 ferrets - 😯 4 ferrets! - 😱 I don't have that kind of energy anymore. I'll just watch cute videos!

[@lycanthrr2077]

Cute Racoon. Aw, so chonk when he lays down

[@isabelleordonez5047]

5:45 cool he has 2 ferrets 5:59 wow he has 3 6:13 OK u have 4 ferrets, time to share buddy for i have none

[@stevenkelby2169]

I bet it smells nice in that room...

[@bellamcfailure9966]

don't drop the croissant *wake up and smell the Ferret shit*

[@maksdz1]

**USSR anthem starts playing**

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

USSR ANTHEM STARTS PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE, CRESCENDOING AS A RED HAZE ENGUlFS THE LAND.

[@oowahwah]

Isabelle Ordonez Ik 😂 I have 1

[@cxntrxband7412]

OH MY GOD HE EVEN RUBBED HIS LIL HANDS TOGETHER TO WASH THE THINGS

[@thedevil3890]

They tend to "wash" things including food in the "wild".

[@esbenthormann1702]

In my country the raccoon translates to washing bear!

[@wolfynadark7453]

@@esbenthormann1702 Are you by any chance Hungarian?

[@esbenthormann1702]

@@wolfynadark7453 Danish :^)

[@henninghornafrantzien6476]

@@esbenthormann1702 it is called tvättbjörn in Swedish and that also translates to washingbear.

[@juanhurtado5236]

thats a beautiful dog right there u got. I just told him I love him

[@Majorhavoktv]

Tito has you well trained human.

[@ovulatinfish]

Are we gonna just ignore the fact that Tito opened the cupboard, ripped open a bag and tried clogging the sink so that the water would fill up so he could drink it easier?!

[@N_0968]

Java Junky I think he was washing the stuff from that bag. Raccoons love washing things and are called wash bears in many languages.

[@captainworldwide3106]

SmARt BOi

[@cindazoo]

2 bad things about raccoons is that they do not have saliva glands, and hence the need for water to dampen food, and...they have thumbs. (and can get into just about anything)

[@N_0968]

Cindy G Yep, they’re pretty much toddlers with claws and teeth.

[@Sam_Guevenne]

@@N_0968 thats what they are called here in sweden