Titus • Episode 29 • Private Dave

[@christophertitustv]

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[@supersizesenpai]

That "Titus is great" song has lived rent free in my head for 2 decades. Even before he started singing it, I was singing it. 😂😂😂😂

[@falcon3268]

I think I saw a preview for this episode years ago and I wanted to see it especially with Dave being like he is

[@salokcin69]

“When the lights go out, there are no rules.”

[@DonovanMcnasty7219]

"POT! YOU GIVE ME POT! You're the best brother ever"

[@silverblade357]

"Oh, Dave. Smoke it on the bus."

[@GrimmShadowsII]

"Now boarding Ken Titus" BEST entrance ever

[@Heather-eb2ei]

This I think is my favorite Titus episode. Christopher and Zack are just so great in this episode.

[@sadiek8785]

This was the first episode I watched after I was given the DVDS. I remembered it being hilarious.

[@shonnysimmons4874]

There is never enough. After one episode you have to watch another. No matter how many times you've seen it.

[@mikemurphey7218]

Christopher titus single handedly saved the world... With a blunt salute

[@silverblade357]

Dave would be fine. He'd wind up flipping burgers once they learned about all his felonies.

[@albertosotelo9969]

Man I can never wait till the next day to see the next one... thank you for keeping them coming! cheers from Mexico

[@SapiensVirtus]

thanks for uploading this Titus, it brings me back to old good times 🔥

[@Mcelly58]

I swear this show plays like theater.

[@canaisyoung3601]

Pretty sure that's by design.

[@Mcelly58]

@@canaisyoung3601 that’s most sitcoms. I never put it together until I saw it interview with John Lithgow on 3rd rock from the sun and he talked about how much more fun it is to do television than it is movies because television is more like theater. It’s just recorded.

[@corrytincher8280]

Greatest show ever

[@themousethatroared3371]

Hahaha the skeleton Titus even has an overbite 😂👍

[@fazbadbadri1046]

So.... in alternate Universe, Dave did join an army, go to Raccoon City and get mauled by zombie dog.

[@azaelcp]

No way, he fought a decepticon !

[@Mcelly58]

Basically 😂

[@DennisConnor-mw9dy]

Niceness lol

[@fearanarchy]

Ge also terrorized the neighborhood boys in the 1950s

[@Hisamoura]

Thank you so much for these episodes!

[@static2099]

Thanks Titus. Great episode - this is where I learned Ken's approach to goodbyes and have used it many times since.

[@GrizzleyBruin]

15:37 One of the all time best jokes.

[@panchoperfulcro8708]

heheheeh I came down to the comments to make sure someone had pointed this out already XD thanks!! Just the way they start laughing XD

[@stupidmonkey8057]

This is the episode thats has always been stuck in my head. I always can remember the scene with dave and gun

[@silverblade357]

I remember seeing this as a kid and later being kinda disappointed there wasn't really an army bus gassed up and waiting on fresh recruits!

[@josephupchurch7138]

Hey! How did you trick my son into joining the Army!? I told him he could be anything he wanted to be. Hahaha! Buy you a beer! 🤣🤣🤣 Stacy with the walk off homerun 😁👍 You guys are closing in on 100,000 subs. Congrats!

[@Mcelly58]

Famous last words: Excuse me! Bus station soldier

[@Erika.N.D]

Not a smart move indeed.

[@steveharrison3007]

Brilliant comedy, great casting.

[@CKlegion7272]

Seen more than a dozen times and stays so funny!! 👍🏻 👍🏻 Greetings from Netherland

[@destroyerj]

One of my favorite episodes. Seeing Dave running around in the combat zone in his underwear, CLASSIC!

[@brightly9318]

Shit that was regular FA activities

[@balinorgryffudd2963]

Reminds me of the soldier in Afghanistan cooking burgers under fire wearing a helmet, vest, basketball shorts, and shower shoes.

[@unclehollywoodshouseofther995]

My favourite episode. Just by how Titus gets Dave out of the military

[@BUCK0420]

Love you titus over all these years ty man

[@tracylangsley4064]

Been looking forward to my daily fix lol thanks Titus 😄

[@adcomedyjokes]

The DVD commentary said the black and white neutral space would've zoomed out and titus would've been in an institution talking to himself...that would have been a great ending to the series

[@TlaIock]

No way man, i always thought it was like limbo room or after life.

[@azaelcp]

or Nirvana maybe?

[@canaisyoung3601]

I always thought the best ending for the show was the reunion special "Homecoming", where Titus, Dave, and Bombshell Rae ride off to Mexico to rescue Ken from jail. Or the end of the banned episode "The Protector" (which wasn't supposed to be the final episode, but FOX aired it anyway because they wanted to burn off the show as quick as possible), where Titus drags the Neutral Space chair out in the street, burns it, and walks away, whistling the end theme of the show. As for the Neutral Space, I always saw ut as Titus' mind, since there were two episodes that had other Neutral Spaces: the one with Ken's NS since Titus is in a coma and the one where Erin is planning her wedding and thinks Titus is having a raunchy bachelor party where the women are treated like sex objects, when really Titus, Dave, Tommy, and Ken are stuck at a roadside diner and trying to help a pregnant waitress give birth.

[@CLuvTV]

Interesting cameo for Geoffrey Lewis lol homeless guy with no legs

[@elberethfw]

Ou freak me dead this is the THE FUNNIEST EPISODE 🤣🤣🙃💕

[@dkopp5501]

Really wish your advice would have worked for me, because you're a guide and guru. Unfortunately, it didn't work out so great. Thanks for keeping me positive for everything though.

[@christopherpfleegor4447]

GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW

[@thenout]

Right on time!! I was just binging and couldn't wait. Thanks Titus!

[@thenout]

(I know I can find the episodes elsewhere... but i wanna stay here... with comfy good quality... 'n stuff.. errrh)

[@CyBorgXG1]

You sir are awesome!

[@michaelstrll]

Titus is Great He's Really Really Great i Never can Believe how Great he can be

[@TheSideshowB]

Great serie👏

[@ladylake6730]

Great show

[@RyanSpringer1984]

Think I may turn the intro music into my ringtone.

[@trackpackgt877]

11:10 is that 64 Galaxie sitting outside? I love watching the show because of the muscle cars and it's hilarious

[@Mcelly58]

Titus is great! he’s really really great! I never can believe how…… Great He can be!

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

That Dear John joke is great.

[@drunkndruid]

Tucker Smallwood!!

[@PIXELSURPRISE]

YOU LOVE DAVE MORE!!!

[@Netherwolf6100]

Honestly, the military would be good for someone like Dave. But even so this was so funny. Lol

[@stevejohnson2941]

For what Operation Human Shield or Operation Live Bait?

[@silverblade357]

"Surfs up! See you in four years!"

[@petershieldsofficial]

"Now boarding, Ken Titus!" 😅😅

[@RedDragonM1]

11:57..."Spainnnn...CHINA!! hahahahhaaaa!!"

[@NewfieLawNerd]

Hooch is crazy!

[@RJDCR]

kool , thanx

[@game8224]

You don't have faith in me at all, do you? 🦗 😶😕

[@craigwolfgang74]

Titus killed Nancy's grandparents? Did I miss a scene?

[@azaelcp]

it's a WWII reference.

[@Morgil27]

19:19 the dresses switched hands between shots

[@RaymondandBella]

0:21 Chris Durand actor

[@christinalittleton5773]

I'm not sure which one should be the president for America... Tommy or Titus.

[@silverblade357]

@@pietrm1 Vote Ken Titus, nobody wants to pick a fight with him, but the bad guys also wanna be his friend. Also, the first president to have multiple First Ladies!

[@christinalittleton5773]

@@silverblade357 I know it's an old comment, but Papa Titus would probably beat Trump's record.

[@silverblade357]

@@christinalittleton5773 Probably?!

[@Erika.N.D]

You don' t call an NCO Sir, though.

[@Ironbird-q4f]

In Boot Camp you do.

[@TheTitandog70]

Just saying worse case scenario

[@emmanuelrosas1434]

DAVE!!!

[@azaelcp]

Dave: Titus, you never let a woman run your life!

[@trevornorton2531]

I got to go down to the store and buy a I am sorry I called your girlfriend a whore card $5. That is just excellent

[@Rusty.Shackleford5214]

Titus points to the ARMY recruiting center and whistles the MARINE CORP HYMM.

[@BradenENelson]

I don't like goodbyes, so ... 😐

[@StephsSpooky]

Reboot Titus!!!

[@brightly9318]

Tossed off the bus to ft sill......

[@johnny-becker]

I'm sure the Army would take a trade... a Dave for a Christopher, besides, Christopher is way more Army material than Dave is. I do agree with Ken though, the Army really is just what Dave needs. He is without a job, living in daddy's driveway (I assume, I think this aired after Kathy moved in) and really has no discipline in his life.

[@johnny-becker]

Oh, and Titus whistled the Marines anthem when reminding Dave he joined the ARMY.

[@barneyrubble736]

Tell me that there was a mattress on stage... :)

[@IamGhede]

Season 2! Season 2! Season 2! Fuck it! Skip to season 3. Ball lightning!