Two and a half Men - Best of SEASON 3

The best and funniest moments from Season 3 of Two and a half Men.
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#TwoandahalfMen

[@Malik_Free]

Charlie: "You're gonna learn to dance Ballet." Jake: "Wanna bet?" Lol

[@leliawinfield8278]

Jake's one line come backs are Hilarious !! I still love watching this sitcom with the ORIGINAL crew members and Charlie and Jake's characters are my FAVORITES!!! 💜 😘

[@sclmplsoulstar]

"I don't think this conversation will make you any happier Dad" 😂😂😂

[@maridepp53]

sclmplsoulstar: That line and the way he delivered it, is one of my favorite parts of the show.

[@maddyonutube]

“Split the difference” “250” “Deal”😂😂😂😂

[@lelouchvibritannia7809]

"You must be Jake." "And you must be Jake's grandma." 🤣🤣

[@jameshaggerty8348]

Hey Judith. Father

[@lorimiller4301]

Yet didn't they end up being good friends ? Judith must've forgiven her for that little snide remark. 😅

[@brianjonker510]

And the delivery was soooo genuine.

[@malcolmmitchell5568]

D​@78

[@visakhc6352]

That one there was a violation 😭

[@gregmasch1343]

"I don't wanna go on a play date with some stupid kid just so you can have sex with her." That was a knockout 😂😂😂

[@bolch88bb8]

I seriously lost it when he said that....jake owns!

[@cuatro336]

Jake gave no effs

[@marvinpatterson627]

​@@bolch88bb8and z. Q

[@ATs7vn]

Jake’s innocence 😅🤣

[@mikej3187]

😊

[@danielmendez4073]

“I’ve sent billions of soldiers out there it’s time for one of them to finally take the hill” LMAOOOOOO

[@antonkomarov9025]

Lmao

[@ernestomiguelchaconcorrea4706]

Im laughing like a maniac with that one. LMAO

[@rosemaraffonsowessels2297]

I MISS TWO AND A HALF MEN ! 😂… WITH CHARLIE SHEEN 🤣😂😅

[@marcusgreer3868]

Ashton Kutcher ruined this show bro! I also miss this golden era

[@macklyfe9199]

🎉

[@sanjaivkovic9126]

Charlie is a force of nature. Thx God 4 him. ❤

[@EagleOneM1953]

Jon Cryer is such a great comedic actor.... the way he says ' Talk? and 'She's been a very bad girl' is so funny...

[@lumbiaknight87]

A sad and lonely man. Then suddenly Charlie runs after the giggling girl past both of them.😂😂😂 The irony!😂😂😂

[@arunk5307]

Laughing doesn't mean you are not lonely.

[@KWCline91]

@@arunk5307true. He’s probably good at hiding his loneliness

[@litodat233]

Split the difference $250! 😂😂

[@bobthebuilderhecanbuildit]

nowww he’s good at math

[@elibertorodriguez8576]

I was dien 😂😂😂

[@Janee-jf9wn]

Priceless!

[@nuclearmatt8119]

"Wanna bet?" might be Jake's funniest line in the show. An absolutely perfect comeback.

[@aanddone4747]

"I assume it belongs to one of your broothers whoo-ers." Alan: "One of his what?" 🤣

[@NiVi192]

"I had an interesting talk with your ex-wife today." "Oh, can't we just have a nice dinner?" 😂😂😂

[@MisterPikol]

no other show made me laugh out loud like that one

[@arunk5307]

20:21 unhooked even without looking, some serious skill.

[@dallasmay4031]

As many ladies Charlie has been with I guarantee you 100$ he can get a lady undressed blindfolded

[@skyhawk470]

skill developed.. hahahaha

[@aanddone4747]

Alan: "We have a serious problem. Charlie: "We're out of pie?" 😂

[@Jdat1212]

One of the best sitcoms ever! I miss this!

[@idkwhodidthis2990]

Peacock 5.99

[@Gk-oj7nc]

Thee best

[@keeanoagustiadi241]

I can see how Alan's jealousy and frustration turned him into Lex Luthor in the CW

[@stevendchu]

That's how he stays a billionaire, he's super cheap!

[@acrobatstar]

Season 3 was so fire

[@ferise1]

😂😂😂

[@1983TRIKER]

Too bad there's no comedy shows today. They're anywhere close to the laughing that you got from that show. Today's comedies suck

[@tsipher]

Jake has got to be the worst answering machine lol

[@rickroller420]

The mechanic delivered his lines perfectly

[@wendypamphile7306]

The best comedy ever

[@seana9960]

Facts! The writers were so good.

[@rikkr1307]

Have to agree

[@AFCAglory]

Couldn't agree more. Best sitcom ever. Genius writing, especially the jokes💯💯

[@NeroLeMorte]

*always sunny

[@AFCAglory]

@@NeroLeMorte great show, but doesn't come close to taahm

[@ug1880]

Jake's acting is awesome 😂

[@marlenerami3151]

The funniest is when Rose plans a fake wedding to get Charlie jealous!

[@johncronin1082]

The battles between Evlin and Lydia were the stuff of legends lol 😆..great show

[@thebigjentz]

12:12 that was the best advice that Charlie ever gave Alan

[@fionanereah8660]

Two and a half men and Friends are the best comedies ever

[@traxyboyzn-jn8hx]

The big bang theory is thee best comedy show ever

[@keithbannister9271]

​@@traxyboyzn-jn8hx🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@keithbannister9271]

The reason why I checked in on Friends was to see Jennifer's nipples 😋😋😋

[@scotch1993]

Big Bang went off the deep end.

[@RunningAWOL411]

Two and a half men, yes, friends, no.

[@Piratedavessaltylife]

Best show in the last 50 years.

[@erichatu9352]

The best show ever until Charlie left it!👍😉

[@thespot7804]

Earlier seasons of this show were really hilarious😂

[@TheTuareg]

They're like my second family. Best show ever! Greetings from Russia!

[@JohnAdams-ds2nk]

-10 Comrade Points for liking american tv show

[@NataMessi]

Тоже обожаю этот сериал ))

[@TheTuareg]

@@JohnAdams-ds2nk yeah, mate, our Komsomol leader told me the same while taking away my party membership card. So now I just drink vodka with my bear, we both say "Nazdrovye" and keep watching the show. Life is so good in USSR

[@eSKAone-]

​@@JohnAdams-ds2nkDude this is not Americas best show it's the World's best show 💟

[@w41duvernay]

I didn't realize this show this was being shown in Russia.

[@xdanbo1859]

16:45 - I'm getting a monkey! - that just slayed me

[@navylaks2]

Not only is Kandy damn fine, but she's hilarious too, I still remember the first time I saw those episodes 😁😁

[@Stitchpuppy01]

They made her too stupid. Like, Patrick Star stupid. It hurts me to watch sometime.

[@jeffbrehove2614]

It's amazing the same actress plays Rita on Doom Patrol

[@Surfer041]

Women get older, meaner, fatter, and less compassionate.

[@bradyryan5105]

April Bowlby played Kandi perfectly 😂😂

[@cCiIcCo]

She was perfection 😍

[@srinath6247]

Jake's rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody was fire❤.

[@wendyromero9488]

Always made me laugh!! Loved this show

[@denverdubois5835]

Angus Jones was absolutely such a treasure! So freakin' cute and funny!

[@sandrobinari4433]

Yeah way better than his chip idiot Father!

[@inncogneato6341]

And dumb.

[@sbalmer132]

Probably the best actor in the show

[@lizacosta5930]

I love this show its hysterical

[@johnpabelloren741]

20:22 "Can you unhook me?" It look less than 2 seconds. No look too. Jesus.

[@nicemoves777]

What a Chad. In that moment he only had eyes for Mia.

[@bozak2320]

Of all names to call in vein you carelessly choose to call the LORDS name Jesus. I would stop doing that immediately, He's not your common man, He's God Almighty in the flesh who has zeal for His name.

[@johnpabelloren741]

@@bozak2320 Of all the places you can preach your religion, you chose the internet. You are an idiot

[@idkwhodidthis2990]

And he didn't even break his stride 😂😂😂

[@lesliefaske]

My favorite sitcom ever I still watch re runs with Charlie , best sitcom of all time besides All in the Family

[@teresacox2511]

I 100% agree with you. But you forgot FRIENDS. That was at least in my top 3 favorite sitcoms of all time.

[@sony5244]

Really love this show. I keep watching again most the episodes .

[@dukefanai957]

Gordon vs Charlie moment 🔥🤣🤣🤣

[@murlgrover4713]

I really love this show shit I'm now 22 years old I remember when I was 7 in 2007 still watching this wit my grandpa n so on shit was too funny it's even more funnier now tbh lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@YoMeeky]

Facts💯💯💯

[@hunt7572]

I did the exact same thing watching it with my grandpa. I’m 22 now too. Time flies man this is still hilarious 😂

[@xolela-luvobenayo5229]

I'm 22 and a half!!!! 😅😅

[@yep4630]

And people are telling me that Friends are better comedy show. This is a pure class comedy

[@p.r.pattnaik584]

And after 3 to 4 season u will scratch your own hair So trust me friends is the greatest sitcom ever because there is not a dull moment not a single

[@AdwoaFremah-nf1uy]

This could have overtaken friends... But they messed up after Charlie left.. so no.. friends is better

[@chriswilliams4700]

@@p.r.pattnaik584Friends is one of the best, but it’s tough to say it’s the best. Maybe the most impact, but best in terms of being funny is another topic of discussion

[@RWAC685]

Sad And Lonely My A••. Two And A Half Men Was Perfect With Charlie Sheen.

[@fansmaazakhan]

Alan: “Split the difference” Jake: “250” Charlie: “Done” This always gets me!😂😂😂

[@sanzianagoglinache8696]

Me too😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MiguelSRT392]

How much is that difference precisely?

[@partyangel6675]

@@MiguelSRT392 Alan meant, we’ll split the difference 250 for Alan & 250 for jake but jake thought alan meant to literally split the 500 (250) & take the deal

[@partyangel6675]

@Skuash wouldn’t he say “add” cause split means divide into half

[@yosefshawarma3739]

​@@partyangel6675 what @Skuash is saying, stands. This was too high level type of negotiation for Jake, to be able to understand. The asking price was $1,000 (dealer/Jake). Charlie (the buyer) suggested $500. Alan (broker/negotiator) instructed the dealer to "split the difference" (500÷2= 250), that is to be added to the suggested price, for a total of $750. The dealer (Jake) cost both of them $500, that Charlie was happy to save. After the broker's fee, Jake was lucky if he had $100 left.

[@Lucas-ut2qn]

And you must be Jake's grandma 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣 best line candy said

[@meatslacks2167]

I miss this duo...

[@bluecollarnobody4217]

One of the biggest blunders in television history was taking this off of the air I don’t care what Charlie sheen did or said

[@GarthWatkins-th3jt]

Yep. You can't read between people ears all the time but reading between the lines can often prove to be quite accurate. In other words the official story is rarely the whole story and often it's a complete story front to back lacking anything based on truth at all. If Charlie was good to go on making the show, that's what should have happened, nothing else. ....but, how often does my vote actually represent a vote. Exactly.

[@jackiesage4430]

COME BACK CHARLIE !!! WE MISS YOU !!!

[@aussieoffroadmedia]

Best show ever made

[@lr5102]

Kandi and Mia were the two most beautiful women on this show. Mia's face is prettier but Kandi's body is hotter as in smoking.

[@kfures3469]

20:19 When you're so good, you need only one hand and don't need to look

[@ghostkilla931]

Candy was so friggin funny. Father Huggy Bear! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@independentthinker8930]

April did a great job doing that part.

[@NunyaBitness-xq9ed]

“Because it’s gay!” Should be brought back.

[@teresacox2511]

True. But unfortunately the woke crowd would never allow that. They are such crybabies. 🙄

[@r-w-r]

That auto mechanic should have his own show. They could call it, "Good For You." It would air right after Bobby the Waiter's show.

[@maridepp53]

r-w-r: Those two were hilarious in their parts.

[@donaldrayprine5153]

Everybody knows its the writers,that made the show!

[@ngzel1301]

Really love that Jake says its gay and sing a song sang by a gay person

[@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation]

Jake: I have a math test on Monday. Alan: Oh, so you’re praying for a good grade? Jake: No, that never works. I’m praying for the teacher to get sick. 😂😂😂

[@deeannadorough7378]

I think I actually prayed that prayer in the 70’s

[@duymadinh429]

alan really got some game with that father role playing

[@Cozy.Mood.B]

"With Alan it's like riding on the back of a car driven by a reeeeally smart kangaroo." - Kandy :D :D :D

[@rzrzrz3898]

"She makes me call it out" 😂😂😂

[@holyfrenchfry]

favourite show of all time. HOW AND WHY DID NETFLIX REMOVE THIS DUDE?!

[@sijr6176]

Netflix is stoopid. Everyone knows that

[@melissasmith7830]

So Jake can't pass a math test but he knows what it means to split the difference?? 😂😂 The writers were hysterical!

[@yashvbanthia]

Wouldn't splitting the difference between 500 and 1000 be 750?

[@chipbroadhead4445]

250 for Jake and 500 for Alan at 750. So Jake got his 250 and got 0

[@ilovebirkhoff]

The whole joke is that he doesn't know the difference............

[@chipbroadhead4445]

@@ilovebirkhoff Dimwit at _ You are the Alan of this world 🌍🌎

[@susivarga7303]

How? He got 250 ( less than offered by Charlie ) instead of 750.

[@bluebellbeatnik4945]

charlie turned chuck lorre's tin cans into gold.

[@bluebellbeatnik4945]

'does the man know yet?' lol

[@adriankline80]

Comedy gold 😂

[@Jason-cj3ih]

We in the uk have ' only fools and horses ' and you in America have ' two and a half men ' ... Classics

[@jpdp7542]

Well Charlie makes jingles for a living so he for sure studied music theory, how to play the piano, basic grammar for the lyrics and a lot of life lessons for his humour

[@robquin1525]

7:34 STALL 'EM, STALL 'EM, STALL 'EM!

[@darenoeschler7048]

Frasier - Big Bang - Two and a Half Men The best sitcoms ever

[@sakabula2357]

Forgot Seinfeld

[@keithbannister9271]

Frasier sucks, as well as Big Bang!! But Seinfeld & Two and a Half men funniest sitcoms, plus Still Standing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@scotch1993]

Friends in the 90s, How I Met Your Mother, Last Man Standing before “cancellation”, Parks and Rec

[@debbieleeniva4581]

Fraser sucked

[@livehabesha4642]

How I met your mother

[@wesleygaming3772]

She's like half your age Yh I'm really proud of that😂

[@StacksMoney1000]

This show a classic

[@michals2351]

9:29 That's gotta be one of the funniest lines ever on this show lmaoo

[@janeskey5042]

7:24 + was pretty funny too 😂

[@hudbud07]

Damn shame Charlie and Jake left

[@shirleyminassian1547]

Yea, they should have stopped when Charlie was gone.

[@lufunomudzhigi7886]

2024 I'm still here 😂😂😂 best comedy

[@holyfrenchfry]

BEST SHOW EVER.

[@joseyeastwood]

Anybody ever noticed Jake acted just like Charlie.

[@donaldlewis-tp2dm]

She's chasing a rabbit 😂😂😂

[@IndPolCom]

The portrait of a 'sad lonely man' will forever be etched in our minds! 😂😂😂

[@user-np9xd2me6j]

"I don't wanna go on a play date with some stupid kid just so you can have sex with her."

[@msm2106]

Man this show is one of the best made till now. Humor is good. Acting is Bang On. Maximum seasons. Dont know why no one talks about it. Its always office, friends or big bang theory

[@charleswhite5450]

I miss this show one of greatest 🔥🔥💯💯🔥💯

[@Cgz-chris]

Best show ever

[@stratosfire1943]

Ive sent billions of soldiers its time for one of them to take the hill. One of the funniest lines ive ever beared witness to 😂😂😂

[@magnamater4754]

Candy was the funniest character on the show ever 😂😂

[@rajchowdhuryskm8278]

I need my privacy for what you know😂😂😂😂

[@jonathanbranum8976]

two scenes I cannot believe didn't make your 'director's cut'(of course season three has Plenty of 'simple' moments to choose from): 1. first time Kandi is at the house, the next morning with Berta is haha, 2 Kandi answering the door in her bikini for Judith *** 'You're right, he would look ridiculous in it' --- priceless --- season three is by far my fav plenty of eye Kandi :) and I really love the Mia arch... nice recap, thanks for creating it, I still really enjoy your 'funny, season moments' hey I just noticed/realized Sandy is in this, she is from s7 not s3, still one of my fav s7 moments, again thanks dude! EDIT** My bad, Sandy was episode 11 of S03 :)***

[@jelenajelenic9069]

I DON' KNOW THE SEASONS OR EPISODES BCS,I LIKE THEM ALL😀😀😀😀👍👍👍💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[@benperreth1532]

Comedy TVs and Cinema Movies has be in the Grim Reaper's Death grave tombs for over 15 plus years to boot, but this, this is the Classics. Thanks guys!

[@inaserrr]

This show is my friend in hard times

[@dennishenry3319]

Up there with cheers as the best u.s comedy of all time😂

[@aanddone4747]

Jake: * sneezes* Female: "Godbless you." Jake: "He better. I sent him 5 bucks."

[@marionwoodward5186]

Two and a half Men what's the best sitcom in American history.

[@traxyboyzn-jn8hx]

The big bang theory

[@codyschwarz5155]

@@traxyboyzn-jn8hxbruh Seinfeld and this show are objectively the best

[@sakabula2357]

Seinfeld..T&HM...Married with Children...King of Queens..my favs

[@ellnats]

is it just me or does Kandi seem like a relative of Jillian from Family Guy

[@adriang2332]

I agree

[@mabrenz_n5391]

She does!!.😂😂

[@sijr6176]

Which character is Jillian in family guy please?

[@mabrenz_n5391]

@@sijr6176 Brian's girlfriend she was a moron according to Stewie.

[@munenex]

I'd not mind being "Uncle Charlie" sad

[@kennettbivens6921]

A man’s show, ahh we need more

[@neilgerace355]

22:09 "Jim never has two cups of coffee at home."

[@primallove]

_"Reward without effort is meaningless."_ Not always. The reward has value in itself, regardless of how it is obtained, otherwise it wasn't worth working for at all. The best (and most lasting) gifts are the ones that come freely from other people. In any case, 'work' isn't the only alternative to 'money', when it comes to finding happiness in this world. There are other ways to grow, challenge and enjoy yourself. Normies are so one-note.

[@blancarosales3400]

I need my privacy For what You know 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@loredanaborsan498]

".... Yes my child..." 😂😂😂😂

[@zanarking9480]

Love this show 😍