Two and a half Men - Best of SEASON 2

The best and funniest moments from Season 2 of Two and a half Men.
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[@dez3540]

"Well, Judith..........you _do_ 🙄" 😂😂

[@falcorthewonderdog2758]

Alan paid for Judith's rack and won't ever be able to play with them.

[@michaelhamilton7814]

Jake, he is the chosen one! LOL 😂

[@redips]

I hope Evelyn doesn’t come to the beach house anymore after that catastrophe lol

[@jakerattle95]

My favorite episode lol

[@RuqiyaOsman-yw5pv]

@@jakerattle95what episode is that?

[@Mikedadof2]

Haven't laughed so hard , missed this show

[@67lionsoflisbon37]

Holland Taylor is just so good in this. Love her interactions with sons and grandson.

[@avi.chan23]

Paget Brewster is a goddess on screen. So much charisma in one woman

[@CoreyT127]

Which chick is that? Judith?

[@avi.chan23]

@@CoreyT127 Jamie Eckelberry, the one black haired woman in red shirt screaming at Charlie and Alan she wasn't pretty enough in school.

[@snarzetax]

@@CoreyT127 She's also Kathy, the girl who came in between Joey and Chandler!

[@soulvendorlol]

Great ep

[@cesarcedillo4916]

I never get tired of watching 2 and a half man

[@MAte925]

Nice escape from woke dominated 2023 TV!

[@jeffhaynes8848]

I still watch when Charlie's on 😂😂

[@paletyoungkhogem7744]

​@@MAte925(j

[@mondochild]

Only if Charlie Sheen is in it All reruns.

[@Drewski-om8sb]

I fucking love this show

[@kylegoyak]

Alan and Charlies hatred of Evelyn will forever be hilarious

[@TPG25153]

The one thing they bond over next to sleeping with Hot Chicks

[@TPG25153]

Yeah but the show was running on steam after Charle left

[@hurricanefan191]

" ...there is...but we're both too pretty for jail"

[@gurugulab1414]

8:29 "WHO DO YA THINK OPENED IT!!" 😂😂😂

[@PhilippeMiniscloux-hq2zz]

😂😂😂😂

[@PhilippeMiniscloux-hq2zz]

😂😂😂

[@confirmhandle]

Yep that was me several times up to the age of 40 even😅

[@naterksmr]

"Hey, if I want your opinion, I'll ask your ex-wife." 🤣🤣

[@dianaware7977]

My son introduced me to this show. I watched it once and was hooked. I loved it. Sorry it had to end

[@Mynd0fC4]

Alan with the Versace silk shirt 🤣🤣!!

[@cantonnorth4782]

Love these people! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@johnandrew3350]

This is such a funny show, Charlie and the rest are awesome, shame it had to end

[@Thebeatles19632]

I agree I wish it didn’t have to end

[@AngelPecica]

Everything has an end... Even „The Young and the Restless”, someday... 🤣

[@John-QuidProNoMo]

Yeah but they were so petty with the way they killed Charlie off. A piano dropped on his head from a helicopter. 🤕

[@AngelPecica]

@@John-QuidProNoMo actually, he was hit by a train...

[@b.m.r221]

That was on Charlie tbh he kinda fucked up and got caught

[@joriskarorojnr1551]

And they shall call him Jake..... Lol

[@muhammadfahmi7159]

The Chosen One 😂

[@googo151]

Funny a$$ s...!

[@UnsettlingDwarf]

I didn’t think I would laugh to that and then I pissed myself.

[@KRMukundan]

Alan's face expression when he delivers this line was GOLD

[@bored1ca]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kresimirpopov6366]

“Never,Never,Never” agent Prentiss is hillarius🤣🤣😂

[@erichatu9352]

The show went downhill when Charlie left!🤔

[@SusanMeagher-l7y]

Sure did. Never the same.

[@LuckyLove-ir4br]

Yes it did

[@Aaron-zl5gq]

way down hill, it was complete dog shit without him

[@franciscovergara2793]

So damn true.

[@FernandoMartinez-pv1id]

You kept watching you beta male😂😂😂😂😂😂😂keep crying and whining for the rest of your life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nicolenaidoo392]

14:11 Charlie's rant to his mother was perfection 😂😂😂

[@sherryrepp9541]

BRING TWO AND HALF MEN RERUNS BACK

[@Sojib50hasan]

No... Please don't

[@yiuyu401]

Two and half man have some of the best writers 😂😂😂😂, i missed the show. Comedy at the best.👍

[@tcbbctagain572]

"If he can't tell which hole is which at his age, he's heading for big trouble down the road" 😂

[@Tribozom]

Unless...

[@AngelPecica]

„Never, never, never !!!” 😂

[@angelo2629]

Series highlight. Laughed so hard

[@angelo2629]

Series highlight. Laughed so hard

[@johnwhite1390]

Paget Brewster from Criminal Minds, with the 'never, never, never

[@ScottMiller-h4o]

Who is Brewster

[@NionNB]

The teacher scene is too funny 😂😂

[@RWAC685]

Two And A Half Men Is Nothing Without Charlie Sheen.

[@stevenstair1068]

Yup, I stopped when Charlie left

[@LuckyLucky-pc3tz]

Ur goddamn right my man...Charles pls come back.

[@dionlindsay2]

I liked Anton Kucher in Seasons 9 and 10 at least. The show was dead on its feet by the end of Season 8. The writers had run out of plots, and if Charlie Sheen hadn't made a fool of himself and the show, I reckon it would have died very soon anyway.

[@jeffhaynes8848]

Amen brother agree 100 percent 😂

[@John-QuidProNoMo]

Yeah, Alan went straight gay, he was already soft but man...he came out.

[@molassio1989]

The squab episode is one of my favorites, but the subtle, musical "squaaaaab" instead of the usual "meeeeeeen" got me good.

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

Jake is the only person to break Evelyn.

[@michaelcampbell3120]

Break or brake brake is like clear brake break is like breakfast

[@michaelcampbell3120]

Very good or semantics

[@chrisjackson1889]

“Clearly he is the Chosen One”😎

[@purplerebel9559]

​@@michaelcampbell3120so is it breakfast or breckfest 🤔

[@higherpower254]

@@chrisjackson1889”and they shall call him Jake “

[@RandyDellinger-cw8tg]

Jake was a good child actor.

[@vegasmitch1472]

Funny but a Little 2 Smart at the Mouth though to be a C/D Student!!

[@chrisjackson1889]

14:04 Alan’s expression from this comeback is the reason why I keep rewatching it 😂

[@margueritewasserburger1196]

Cryer is a master of physical comedy. Sheen is the straight man.

[@RB-xj5zv]

A great series.

[@craneflaw2019]

best show ever made period

[@danielilie6881]

its the shit.and worst and most vulgar..for vulgar ppl..even the 'jake' actor said it..its only sex innuendos and money.the 'humour'is for 2nd grade.

[@oppswantmedead]

agreed. every season with charlie sheen still holds up good to this day

[@DavisSchulz]

yes!!

[@lorimiller4301]

The Sopranos is very good but this is funnier more consistently.

[@No-Lie-I-Want-To-Die]

​@@lorimiller4301 Best sitcom, then.

[@satyagovindans8241]

Realy love Two & Half Man...Specially like Charly and Alan...❤❤

[@inncogneato6341]

Two Men.

[@dacaba]

3:29 Run away😂😂😂

[@gil3ert088]

Y never have this NEVER NEVER NEVER 🤣😂😂😂

[@motivationalvibes876]

Alan come back to bed 😂😂😂😂😂 really a personal low😅😅😅😅

[@is34leftbehindwiki82]

I love this show 😂😂❤️❤️❤️

[@JacobChase1998]

She should've said "NEVERRR" at The last look at the door 😭🤣🤣🤣

[@lindawolfe9114]

this is the funniest episode ever..I think I've watched the whole episode 2 dozen times .at least!! and still laugh out loud each time!! I hated when this show went off...

[@shungyo8395]

The best part of the chip was when charlie goes...he won it fair n square

[@oppswantmedead]

“where did he get the chip, where is he learning this behavior” “hey judith!”

[@m.christopher8824]

2:08 could be the best cutaway in the history of Television

[@leejoelbeasley5005]

6:31 Alan did the same to Walden when Walden wanted time away from Alan

[@photist100]

Cotton top, nice from Berta

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

Jake had an excellent singing voice when he was younger.

[@tcbbctagain572]

That wasn't his voice

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

@@tcbbctagain572 damn

[@keithbannister9271]

That isn't any of those actors actually singing, they are professional singers singing the theme song. Also, that isn't Charlie Sheen playing the piano either...

[@Coonnee]

​@@keithbannister9271Dude you ruined my life🤣😭

[@sebastianemond5313]

9:15 "😈😝Well, *eat your heart out!* "

[@viswanathanmuthu2066]

Never never never 😂😂😂😂

[@jordanlash7890]

5:24 she back with the family 👍👍

[@reddiva1544]

Lol Jake broke Evelyn brilliant n classic ❤❤

[@RailfanRene]

10 bucks that he hits the ceiling if we hit the garbage disposable….

[@MichelleJohnson-xb4wj]

Squab ..... This is my favorite episode 😂😂😂

[@kennethseto2115]

I still love that show

[@mauricegrant9229]

Jake Broke Evelyn Down Like A Double Barrel Shotgun...SQUAB!!!😂😂😂😂 Well Why Did You Keep Coming Back?? It's Hard To Find Gameful Employment At The Age Of Nine 😂😂😂😂

[@lrmcatspaw1]

And this is how Emily Prentiss, learned Klingon and decided to join the FBI.

[@jakerattle95]

😂😂😂

[@danielcarmeli7624]

I love this cidkom.

[@robertjean3984]

7:00 Rose wa the best girl...friend for Charlie & Alan...she was weird ! loll

[@urbro2]

Also hot

[@Khonnell66]

Except for killing Charlie

[@kdog6384]

Mia was the best.

[@nigelnyoni8265]

4:49 oh how life goes... First watched this as a child in Botswana in the 2000s. Now I'm studying medicine in GDAŃSK Poland 😂😂😂 and it's bizarre to me that I understand what she's saying

[@Dilley_G45]

It's Danzig, occupied Eastern Germany

[@2die4xxx-m5s]

💯​@@Dilley_G45

[@lelouchvibritannia7809]

15:56 BURN! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lanaashford2192]

This show had really funny writers!

[@keithbannister9271]

Angus was great in "Bringing Down the House!!" 👏👏👏👏

[@MarkGarza-y3l]

NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@falcon3268]

my god, I can't believe that Jake finally broke his grandmother

[@Lightbringer11.11]

Never watched season 9,10,11,12. I binge watch old seasons whenever i have time.

[@newuser-qn5uk]

3:11 You do 😂

[@3putt548]

Paget Brewster! Oh my! Oh my! Oh my! It’s so embarrassing tripping over my own tongue. So gorgeous!

[@acksonsakala2256]

Jake and grandma😂😂

[@MichaelHopkins-qk6qz]

I'll never say squab again without a giggle

[@xsystence3901]

6:42 let me tell you something about fair..... 5 secons laaater.... whaaat? 😂😂😂😂

[@warrengomez67]

4:40 really Charlie 😂. 13:28 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@riseofficial4808]

Love that show

[@tylerwedell3750]

8:02 Prentis from Criminal Minds

[@yuriymanoylo7706]

also Cathy from Friends

[@LoriMcBride-d8l]

I just love Charlie, Alan and Jake!

[@robertbishop5357]

Calling Jake's character dense would be an understatement.

[@erikak3328]

this was the funniest show ever

[@angelo2629]

Writers were the best. Charlie and cast were were comic icons. Enjoy reruns cuz there will never be a funnier show.

[@Mario-MichaelPietzsch]

"Never! Never! NEVER!" 😂

[@Robard65]

“If a boy his age can’t tell wich hole is wich, he’s heading for a lot of trouble down the road.” Only Berta could say that. It just wouldn’t be funny if anyone else did. 😂

[@RailfanRene]

Oki doki artichoke. Chow for now…

[@keithbannister9271]

Actually it's, "Ciao for now." FACT 💯

[@Mark-Silvey]

“If I want your opinion I’ll ask you’re ex wife” 😂😂

[@loredanaborsan498]

".... Runaway, runaway...." 😂😂😂😂

[@kentharrisgeorgia]

Ashton was very weak. Charlie is king.

[@clintonking819]

This episode ' reminds me of my low threshold -' for emotional rollercoaster!?!

[@dakotasavage2192]

I can’t believe what Jake said to his mom when he tipped her the token

[@MachiasCastle]

8:01 Well...Emily Prentiss sure traded up to smarter guys at the BAU, otherwise, being with people like the guys from TWO AND A HALF MEN would've made HER a serial killer. And, honestly, anyone who would've ignored HER attempts to make a pass at them shouldn't be allowed access to motorized vehicles or electrical appliances for their own safety.

[@rohan250185]

The grin Alan gives at the end

[@robertbishop5357]

I can't believe jake spit at his grandmother.

[@carsonroxanne]

Without Charlie, it’s not worth a lick of laughs!

[@jeffhaynes8848]

The teacher and rose are sisters lol 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeffhaynes8848]

This ant me people

[@GTAG_player621]

i love the vids

[@matttibos2562]

This is the greatest show 😂😂😂

[@Kim-gv5bw]

😮Evelyn-"Do you think one night of Jake being with me will damage him irrepreprebly??"😅😅

[@tlmoscow]

They have the overblown laugh track for a good reason.

[@johnferlazzo3315]

Pull My Finger☝️OK.Great Sitcom! 😂Nothing Compares Today😞

[@alyunganxietygamingchannel29]

5:23 🤣😂😂

[@darp007]

16:09 Jake farted on his burger. LOL !

[@purplerebel9559]

Echo Barry hound is crazier than Rose 😂😂

[@joserivera-vs7kw]

The actris with the orange blouse was hillirious...when she said...you can eat your heart outfit. Lol

[@janc9608]

I reallynlike KANDI, SHE WAS ADORIBLE

[@Massivemonster1234]

Your spelling is HORRIBLE.

[@natvan29]

Really Judith had no say where Alan took Jake when Jake was with him so If Alan wanted to take Jake to Vegas he had every right to as long as he was back Sunday night

[@alexnc6455]

Actually, you are right. Except not Vegas. When in a custody agreement, you're not supposed to take your kid out of state without the permission of the other parent. However, this may not be the case in California where they are. But it is in the state I live in.

[@johnberger51]

Leave a message at the beep. BEEEEEP!

[@russellreid8488]

It wasn’t just Evelyn tho… they were a couple of times when Jake out played both Charlie and Alan 😂

[@avg_degen]

Hearing the Intro gives me retro vibes 😍 coincidently the same as seeing 'modern western woman' in a woman sports team ^^

[@BRIANBOBCHAPMAN]

1:57 LOL