Jared and Jensen on One-Liners

Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles are asked what some of their favorite one-liners from the show are at the 2011 Supernatural San Francisco Convention.

[@hannahbuckley708]

'Why is six afraid of seven?' 'I think it's because seven is a prime number, and prime numbers can be intimidating.'

[@shyguy498]

If the pizza man truly loves her, why does he keep slapping her rear?

[@AleePurple23]

I have a button that says that!!

[@matthewj616]

Cas: *looks down* *frowns* Dean: "Great...Now he's got his first boner."

[@Rose-xs8hk]

Shyann Ross Perhaps she has done something wrong

[@fangirlinafandomworld5747]

"Dude. You're fugly" - Dean season one episode 11 "Scarecrow"

[@mysti_fay]

"Sam Winchester wears make up! Sam Winchester cries his way through sex! Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by his bed and every morning he -" Not exactly one line but still one of the best scenes (and the best episode) of all time.

[@C3Think]

Dean.. Biggest badass ever.. nohomo

[@alexfordays526]

hehe "Hope your apple pie is friggin' worth it!"

[@ImmortalBerry]

"you fudging touch me again i´ll fudging kill you!!" And Oh, eat me! No, no, no... wait wait. you actually might

[@Izziesub]

"Its funnier in Enochian" gotta be my favorite

[@katherineshimkus9511]

Early Castiel was unintentionally funny.

[@mortmort97]

Some of my favorites that weren't mentioned- "The whistle makes me their god" "HEY! ***BUTT!" "I full on Swaisey'd that mother" "If the pizza man loves her so much, why does he keep slapping her rear?" "You brave little soldier. Too precious for this world!"

[@tegannicholson7850]

And "I learnt that from the pizza guy" XD

[@melancholy_joy]

+Mariah W I feel like Bobby doesn't get enough credit, like with his line, "JACK! With a side of squat!!" LMAO I died at that scene! >,< Oh and- when Cas was about to teleport Dean, and Dean goes, "HOLd on a second...the last time you tried to zap me someplace else- I DIDN'T POOP FOR A WEEK!" XD The best lol.

[@Squishy6452]

Omg I completely forgot about "I full on Swayzed that mother!" That was one of my favorites!

[@poopyalex5218]

Assbutt wasnt a thing back then

[@blizzardqueen7815]

I cant believe no one said: I LEARNED THAT FROM THE PIZZA MAN!

[@skyletta0626]

He said it later. I think it was the next question and Jared reverted back.

[@HelenaScape]

One does not simply have just one favorite one-liner from Supernatural.

[@marymartindale884]

That's for sure

[@skapie6895]

Yes

[@Em-bz3pi]

"You're bossy...and short!" or "I full on swayzeed that mother"

[@isabellahatfield3172]

This is mine: "My name's Dean Winchester, im an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women." Or.. *throws pen and it gets stuck in gun* Dean: I'm batman Sam: Yeah... you're batman. Anyone? Okay...

[@hannahrose8175]

Isabella Hatfield Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[@tonillewalsh7796]

Lol They're awesome

[@coh27]

"There are two things in life I'm certain of. One, Bert and Ernie are gay. And two, you are not going to die a virgin. Not on my watch." Ah, good times...

[@ThatWeirdo04]

My personal favorite- "Gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day"

[@alyssa2807]

What episode is thAT one from? XD

[@winfan1978]

I just rememembered my fave Dean one liner... "I'm a posse magnet, I should make that into a t-shirt"

[@misschards11]

To many em's idiot

[@sydney7354]

I lost my shoe :(. one of my fav ep

[@WillHerondale-bz4hw]

"I bought it at hot topical"-Cas

[@minibabybelle112]

it's so cute how jared stares at jensen so much when he's talking

[@iAmACupcakeAddict]

"The last time you zapped me somewhere, I didn't poop for a week!"

[@briananeggie8836]

Driver picks the music shotgun shuts his cakehole. XD

[@deadhead7762]

+Briana Neggie my favorite, I write it on like every notebook I have

[@ellis1034]

FIGHT THE FAIRIES

[@plantsandbooks52]

My favorite is "im a posse magnet, i mean i love posse, someone put that on a tshirt"

[@NicoleMacDowell13]

I love how after she says "That should be on tee shirts" Jared just motions to the croud and goes "Speak!". We have the power.

[@uhleeye1944]

What was the line? I couldn't understand

[@uhleeye1944]

The comment under this one said it Nevermind 😂

[@lilypop-jd1si]

“My daddy shot your daddy in the heeaad!”

[@CrossfireGaming17]

"Well i say.. Jackpot" *takes off glasses* *guitar riff* YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH

[@winfan1978]

"Saving people, hunting things, the family business" or "We're all out of hunter's helper"

[@insanityinabox6622]

The person said "CRAM IT WITH WALNUTS UGLY!"

[@Raven_Nivhaar]

What episode is that from?

[@Falling2311]

God thank u! I was trying to figure that out!

[@sarahsmiles9127]

My personal favorites are "The whistle makes me their God", "I love the guy, but I swear he writes like freakin Yoda", and "Bon Jovi rocks, on occasion". Me and my dad say the last one together when Bon Jovi plays.

[@tiffanypersaud3518]

Awww! I’m so glad you enjoy the show with your dad.

[@sarina76667]

"We could ask Cas for help again?" "He was on my car! Naked! And covered in bees!"

[@alyssa2807]

Yeah I'm glad I missed that XD

[@ilijanawilliams6294]

"Dude, I just full on swayzied that mother." it was when he got shocked really bad and he was having an out of body experience.

[@20sk8tergirl]

No it was after the car accident when Sam and John were arguing

[@Bears4everyone]

Whenever I get into any argument with any of my family members, I yell "I HOPE YOUR APPLE PIE WAS FREAKIN WORTH IT!" At the end of the argument, and the looks on their faces every time XD They have no clue why I'm saying that cx

[@blueskybelyr]

"Dude, you fugly" anyone?

[@epi_vlogs]

Blue Sky ME

[@Freya_Du_Loch]

Hey Assbut is my personal favourite.

[@sugoree2711]

favorite one liner of dean raith : what are you 2 doing here Sam : ahhh...ummmm dean : pudding

[@b-dogt-dog2832]

does anyone else remember in season 3 and dean was fighting some dude and he won then he was like is like "im batman" i think that is my favorite one liner

[@rebeccagrant8666]

YES! That is the my favorite episode!

[@mstwelvedeadlycyns]

Rebecca Grant I was in more disbelief than Sam's reaction to what happened in that scene. LOL

[@mxmodern9678]

Yeah. You're batman.

[@ParanoidPopsticle]

That's from the episode Bad day at Black Rock😊 i love that episode!

[@mstwelvedeadlycyns]

Angie Lara Awesome right?

[@sophies8069]

i think you pissed off my sandwich

[@adrianUebel]

"Hey ass butt" - Castiel Best line ever

[@kaitieohare9103]

"Driver picks the music, Shotgun shuts his cakehole" Is one of my favorites

[@axelevensen3825]

Pudding should be some sort of fandom slang

[@sambancroft5813]

" What is that...peanut butter? " is my favourite :)

[@speckofdignity2487]

The guy who said "I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it" sounds like Osric!

[@BreatheQuietly1]

My favorite one-liners are "I hope your apple pie is freakin worth it!" And "House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole." Lol season one had some great lines :'D

[@sophiagames449]

The whistle makes me their God.

[@sierrasmith5745]

Jensen: "I'm Batman." Sam: "Yes you are." It's funny because Jensen loves Batman too! :)

[@tristansteinhelfer8083]

Then why did he fight Batman in Red Hood?

[@albanyrodriguez7598]

Es funnier now because Jensen is Batman

[@AlyAce2012]

I think "pudding" will forever be my favorite because I remember the first time I saw that episode I had to pause it at that part because I was laughing so hard. I laughed for like 3 minutes straight.

[@abigailkrauss437]

"I full on swayzed that mother!" is probably my favorite of all of the seasons, besides "I learned that from the pizza man."

[@astashy]

"You're short... and bossy"

[@TheGameroftheCentury]

FIGHT THE FAIRIES!

[@Toastlover308]

"I lost my shoe.." "I've been rehymenated!" (Why has nobody else mentioned this one? It was hilarious!!) "Hey, assbutt!"

[@luluheartfellia7486]

every time I see Sam and Dean walk into a hospital I always yell pudding.

[@stephanierobillos9040]

Dean: *comments on Sam's new car* Sam: "Oh yeah? What's your mileage?" I find this funny because my dad had to give me a crashcourse on "The Impala". lol.

[@BittyBaylissMusic]

Poor Jensen is so sick it looks like he's about to fall out of his chair. 😔🤒 Also probably my favourite one liner is "Rats are like the rats of the world." 😂

[@nicolefoysten9094]

what was he sick with?

[@BittyBaylissMusic]

+Nicole foysten He had the flu. They talked about it at the gold panel that morning. He said he was feeling "under the weather" and apologised for not being as upbeat as he usually would be. He also said he was "heavily medicated" lol what a sweetheart for showing up anyway.

[@whistlebottom2]

"I have genital herpes.."

[@cincintaylor8]

My favorite one from season 3 is "if you say I told you so, I swear to god I'll start swinging"

[@SarahAnnJohnson]

"Dude you fugly" "I lost my shoe" "Don't forget the pie!! Love me some pie"

[@NatashaAndZekeLover]

Haha I loved Sam in Changing Channels, "I've got genital herpies" That was priceless XD

[@winxstarfan34]

"You stink like sex." "Don't objectify me." Nope? Okay... Lol

[@gracer5672]

Wasn't it you know after all of this we should really have angry sex?

[@mortmort97]

+Grace R yeah

[@hale2100]

"you fight those fairies" i looooove that line

[@sketchessays6940]

Pudding! Hey Assbutt! I lost my shoe :(

[@solarstevie]

One of my favorites is "I lost my shoe...." I'm not quite sure why. XD

[@ChumpkinPumpkin]

"I love posse. Put that on a t shirt"

[@ashleymo793]

bon jovi rocks on occassion, they forgot that one

[@kkitty44]

PUDDING!!!

[@katieedwards8771]

dean: bit** sam: jerk

[@alyssa2807]

No chick-flick moments

[@raychelfitzgerald5308]

as i'm on the 4th time watching supernatural all the way through i'm not sure i could put all of them down

[@zoricadelic8371]

some of my favourites that were'nt mentioned : Too precious for this world :'D Dean what do you think you're doing? That's funny, and for you so bitchy. Do these tacos taste funny to you? yeah :'D

[@andycooper7872]

JENSEN IS SO CUTE AND AWKWARD I WANNA HUG HIM AND JARED IS A FUCKING PUPPY I WANNA BRAID HIS HAIR

[@clairebelle4489]

"You're not supposed to talk about it"

[@TonyWildRiver]

"Chow time, you freaky bastard! Yeah that's right! BRING it on, baby! I taste GOOD!" Season 1 episode 2. STILL my favorite one-liner.

[@t2rnus]

Love me some pie!

[@mortmort97]

I also really like "IM BATMAN"

[@sinkorswimcreativemedia8889]

after he threw the pen in the gun? lol

[@deadhead7762]

+Ty Portwood he threw the pen in the gun, kubrick takes it out, dean throws the remote in his head

[@elizakd]

"yeah, you're batman"

[@goingweast1784]

If don't remember one liners until someone says them... Maybe I should write them down 😂😂

[@xbloodybitchx]

these videos are so funny, thanks for uploading!

[@Phoenix13Rose]

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

[@brogccoli]

*dean getting served spaghetti in prison* "i'd like mine al dente"

[@tera1234tj]

"I'll tell you what I do have. A GED and a give-'em-hell attitude."

[@LisaArken]

My favorite line is: "Sammy, I get all tingly when you take control like that." Gets me every time *__*

[@CSG4]

Me & my daughter both are huge fans & thanks to the show her favorite phrase when she gets frustrated is "BALLS"!

[@Harulover528]

I BEG YOUR PARDON! xDDDD thanks so much for these!

[@vickkyandme]

DearJensen, Thank you for always giving us such a breath taking view. You've never failed, not once, to assume the position by keeping those knees apart and showing us how wide you can spread um! I've always appreciated your consistancy and I think you should be awarded BEST CROTCH OF THE CENTURY! Thank you again for your kindness and consideration of SHOW & TELL. You are certainly going places in my book! With warmest Regards,

[@racheld8920]

My favourite one liners are defenently "I'm battman" And I don't even know if this one counts as a one liner: But i love the ever lasting "Son of a bitch!"

[@tminuyasha1]

I love the part where Jared stands up and he's like "I beg your pardon?!" xD

[@johnmandrake8829]

I want to know what's one of their most memorable scenes that they've acted over the years? I wonder if its in line with one of the most important ones in the series

[@BlobLeBlob]

"I lost my shoe" "I didn't do this" What did the fan say?

[@Gothic_Booknerd14603]

Hey assbutt! is one of my favourite one liner

[@Tiffyangel77]

Yeaah it's an awesome saying ! Will go down in supernatural history

[@sunshinegirl8901]

I learned that from the pizza man!

[@tminuyasha1]

Jensen has some of the best one liners

[@karlaayala6330]

"I'm batman"

[@aelinwhitethorn8675]

“Who wants a friend?!” Is my favorite lmao

[@poltive]

"I think I'm ADORABLE!"

[@MrsWinchester1000]

"You're too precious for this world."

[@AniFreak777]

I Love All Of Those So Much I Can't Choose Just One. X3

[@tmccalmont]

@Meryemiful He says, "These tacos taste funny to you?". (One of Dean's lines--and deaths--in Mystery Spot.)

[@polkadotpanda33]

"These tacos taste funny". One of my favorites!

[@SesshomaruDiana]

"Oh sammy, I get all tingly when you take control like that".

[@kcleahrose]

"Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by his bed when he sleeps and every morning-ALRIGHT, ENOUGH."

[@Randm03]

I LOVE That Quote! "Hope Your Apple Pies' FREAKING Worth it!"

[@cal32599]

"I think I'm adorable."