Toast of London skit by Matt Berry

Donate now at www.rednoseday.... - Toast of London skit by Matt Berry, with Claudia Winkleman, for Red Nose Day 2015.

[@peter150591]

It was really easy to see that Toast has lots of Charismaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@KellyF105]

But does he have as much as John Hamm?

[@snappo20]

He’s like craaack!

[@keledele]

Never met anyone with any chriiiiisma, EVER!

[@ericpark8784]

3 years later, the world is now aware there is no such thing as charismaaaaa

[@chattycathydoll]

The greatest high winds actor this country has ever had.

[@samuelcardwell577]

Second greatest!

[@rorypreston7178]

pffft.......never even performed at the globe

[@jamesanderson6882]

the world!

[@davidbyrne4662]

I heard he was voted worst actor....it wasn't clarified if it was the country or the world

[@davidbyrne4662]

@@rorypreston7178 They say an actor can't ever call himself an actor until he's performed at the Globe

[@blah979]

Ray Purchse should have been in the audience berating him.

[@DirtCheapFU]

and Bill. "Keep it in the family Toast. Brothers in arms. Bill, here, has a terrific sense of humor".

[@devilpupbear09]

@@DirtCheapFU ;)

[@blackphoenix8932]

If Ray Purchase had appeared from the audience, I may have been involuntarily compelled to throw money at my Laptop screen.

[@keepinmahprivacy9754]

He was busy because there was a homophobic fundraiser scheduled for the same night.

[@andrewpride5230]

Ray bloody Purchase

[@jdion79]

would the universe implode if there was a toast/brent crossover?

[@MrCB555]

Or a Toast/Douglas Reynholm crossover.

[@EthdanTV]

Where was Matt Berry? All I saw was Claudia Winkle Man and Steven Toast

[@paulgrossi60]

Should have had a column there for him to hold onto.

[@ashleytart6365]

Lol Toast 😅❤

[@FirstNameLastName-hahaha]

Should have had the sense to turn them down for paid work

[@RalphBrooker-gn9iv]

Stoven Teest.

[@wolvwwc]

What was funny about that?

[@1bgrant]

That wasn't Matt Berry, it was Steven Toast

[@iwillheadlockyournan731]

i know right ffs..

[@kaktees]

They should've gotten Clem Fandango to correct him

[@jackdoyle7453]

To busy being a Klingon sleeper agent! or even Voq!

[@benjoplin4727]

Yes, I can hear you Clem Fandango!

[@edpankov]

Hey steven this is clem fandango, can you hear me Steven?

[@designate_om]

@@jackdoyle7453 it took me way too long to realize where I'd seen him before

[@MrUndersolo]

Toast!

[@chattycathydoll]

Toast is a hack, a has-beeeeen. You want a star on your show you book Ray 'Peerless McDuff' Pur-chaise.

[@ChristopherMB87]

Ray Bloody Purchase!

[@WETTV96]

Toast: Damnit Jane! You didn’t tell me it would be live Jane Plough: It must of been in the attachments. You know I don’t read those, Toast

[@andrewwolverton3762]

Toast: Well perhaps you should spend more time reading and less time playing mah-jong on that computer thingy

[@mattwood1562]

@@andrewwolverton3762 reeeeeading*

[@ksportz66]

Pluff

[@WETTV96]

@@ksportz66 it’s Plough

[@thesubhumancomedy]

I don't like when 'of' is used as 'have'. She, Plough/Mackichan said: It must've been in the attachments. You know I don’t read those, Toast Most don't care, I know. I have doctor's note.

[@mcribprime6594]

Such a bloody legendary actor, we need more Steven Toast.

[@h.a.b.arguille1896]

He's good, but he's no Derek Sibling! Brightest in his year at RADA...

[@legendgamer676]

Put on the best Henry the fifth this chaps ever seen

[@dhsjakhdsajk]

doesnt break character once, matt berry really is an absolutely incredible actor

[@baddabaddabaddaswing]

Who is Matt Berry? That was Steven Toast.

[@jasoncoleridge5872]

Tough crowd.. they'd have probably have preferred to be spoon-fed some Michael McIntyre instead.

[@lukeeadie6922]

Too true

[@jamesAL9]

spoon fed warm diarrhea, as a great man once said...

[@popcorns6472]

It’s probably funnier if you’ve seen toast of London, maybe not everyone has seen it? Maybe try not to be such a judgemental baby in future :)

[@peepiepo]

Comic relief has always been spoiled by the audiences

[@howdj]

@@popcorns6472 off you go to watch the comedy roadshow.

[@buckbumble]

Claudia WinkleMAN kinda looks like Noel Fielding

[@thepayne7862]

When I only saw the thumbnail for the video that is who I thought it was.

[@NxDoyle]

Toast should've dragged her into the wings for a short bout of sek-syoo-ul PLEH-zzyerhhhh...

[@ksportz66]

In his sports vest

[@crystalwhite205]

That streak in his hair is dope!

[@thihawin439]

Crystal White he fell out of a tree

[@rorypreston7178]

I really want to know what the inspiration for that was

[@styxcreek]

RORY PRESTON Alan Bates in Nijinsky

[@slide4180]

A small, inexpensive bottle of Liquid Paper and it can be yours, too.

[@Retrostar619]

Bless Matt for committing to the bit.

[@electrolinks]

Bloody Toast. Can't do a simple charity event voiceover. What a has been.

[@danielirl9252]

Toast is the best character ever and I don't even know why😂matts role as Mr Douglas on the it crowd is also the best😂

[@bengallup9321]

Brightest in his year at RADA, trot out the best Henry IV this guy's ever seen

[@tadficuscactus]

Where is Clem Fandango and Ray Purchase?

[@QFIhawkman]

And where's that other prick?

[@jwershoven]

I really thought that was Noel Fielding in the thumbnail...

[@CeeStyleDj]

No mention of BLUE SPRUCE?!

[@adnaanu]

Claudia winkleman is an annoying personality vacuum....but she does have amazing hair

[@tonyatthebeach]

No, she has connections. Helps when daddy is an actual Lord

[@kayzeaza]

Can’t wait for Toast in Tinseltown

[@tommylehomme8695]

Don't you feel foolish now

[@kayzeaza]

@@tommylehomme8695 why? They made the show, it’s already out LOL

[@slide4180]

Matt shaved for this skit, but luckily his beard grows entirely back in a day. #Hairyman

[@XAVR_]

I bet Ray Bloody Purchase is getting paid

[@RadagonTheRed]

One of the least funny people in the country on stage with one of the funniest. I will leave the rest to you.

[@Mirandorl]

Comic relief: When comedians go on telly and are made to look awkward performing unfunny skits to an audience who doesn't know who they are with people who aren't comedians but its all for charity and you get a plastic nose for your car that you leave on for so many years that it actually fades to pink so its ok

[@maazkalim]

You sound.. Quite experienced?

[@djb3v]

He comes across as A twat

[@TheTsar1918]

And from way up in the seats, behind the projectors' screen, we hear: "Steven....this is Clem Fandango...."

[@richardpaxford5792]

I thought you handled all the Comic Relief, Jane? Jaaaaaaaaaane?

[@l3mp3]

You there computer maan fix my pants

[@TheDrugOfTheNation]

02:00 I'll take a slice of that!

[@horrorfreaklondon3037]

Me toooooooooo

[@RFC-3514]

It's fine, they are... buddies in real life.

[@iago4810]

Hi Steven, this is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?

[@josephvanwyk2088]

I think he swore at her in the wings, MY NAME IS STEVEN TOAST !

[@zachshuler1143]

Well well well…

[@mascadadelpantion8018]

Okay I think I know the problem This is me Clem Fandango-can you hear me

[@axelbauron155]

The proverbial Toast escape at the end.

[@HannibalReborn]

His career was going so well until he was in that laxative commercial...

[@claudio130]

Miss Toast so much!

[@RalphBrooker-gn9iv]

I recall Alan Partridge saying "gayman” pronouncing the suffix ‘-man’ as in ‘guardsman’ or policeman’. Steven’s gone the other way.

[@Pretzil43]

Awww, thought it was a sleepy Kate Micucci

[@artomarto679]

Even then people were afraid to laugh smh

[@Dark_Ronius]

Who's she?

[@gsurveil1]

Berry is a legend!

[@YahMum69]

I love this dude I’m from america but he’s my favorite lmfao

[@Sidney-Holiday]

That's not Winkleman.. she has flesh coloured eyelids

[@rzbk]

I guess Ray bloody Purchase wasn't available.

[@CutnShutz]

Noel fielding has lost some weight

[@mr_geekchic2899]

Claudia is such a lemon.... 🤦🏻‍♂️ She should of said Steven Toast...

[@joliecide]

You used to be a Winkel Man... OH GOD!!!

[@metube9541]

I was a big fan of Berry up until he said she was attractive. He lost me there.

[@Merylstreep1949]

Fathaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr Best would be a Toast/Reynholm crossover But Jane Plough would probably forget to disclose an important detail

[@harribo2005x]

Hey Steven, this is Clem Fandango. Can you hear me?

[@michaeljames4904]

Benedict Cummerbatch

[@maroyagu7201]

Who?

[@user-zg7lv8xn5j]

I thought Claudia was Noel Fielding from the thumbnail

[@the_lomax]

Where was Matt Berry? All I saw was Steven Toast... They should have brought in Clem Fandango!

[@gardengnome2409]

He is a national legend.

[@RaunakJain11]

Thank god the girl isn't named Shane Fulorgy

[@teabagmcpick889]

Claudia Winklehot is the correct pronunciation.

[@mildlyentertaining6037]

Big fan of both. That was as terrible.

[@devilpupbear09]

This is Clem Fandango can you hear me?

[@tariqmohamed]

Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango

[@slide4180]

@Dregoth Wrong. It's old. At least among KZbin stenographers.

[@mikeboosh8776]

He's off to get a double deckairrr

[@madeinbanat3534]

Ian Yesterday is the new Steven Toast...

[@theydontlikeitupem.4725]

That was a bit cringe.

[@IsiahTomas]

"Where's the bread?"

[@robertdougherty349]

TOAST !

[@vince1987]

2:23 who?

[@jackdoyle7453]

Claudia Winkleman isn't funny why is she on comic relief?

[@FiveSigma72]

It's in her contract to be in absolutely everything ever made by the BBC. Apparently.

[@tomkent4656]

She's certainly fugly!

[@amanda6060]

Universitree..

[@beenyroy]

This is a tough watch.

[@seaweedandsand6513]

Wish I could come to this one day!

[@dimitartalevski1991]

oh gooood !

[@LordSandwichII]

He dos not look like I imagined him to look like.

[@Boutiqueeny]

What were you expecting? I mean, I'm really asking out of curiosity.

[@CrisSelene]

Also he appears in the thumbnail of the video

[@cliveramsbotty6077]

good effort but Brooker already did this... Detective Ann Old Man

[@mattsimmons5148]

Matt berry has been doing this for ages

[@SymbioticCulture]

I think I smell cheap aftershave and bullshit.

[@mr.m7816]

remember when comedy used to be funny without all the PC and SJW we had to endure today

[@lord_insany]

Jewess.

[@2sepgorillas]

I truly like Matt Berry but clearly his ‘Politically Correct’ brain-washed production team don’t. One of our finest, the late great act-or Peter O’Toole gave perfect voice to this exact, same predicament in the 1982 movie “My Favourite Year”. Nonetheless, keep up with yer petty-minded re-writing of history for the less well-educated pond-life masses...

[@absurdrhino]

I see a lot of buzz words but I don't see a lot of explanation

[@RealUlrichLeland]

absurdrhino any one who says "masses" un-ironically is so big headed that they have their own ring system like Saturn

[@jamesduffy7549]

What in gods name are you talking about?

[@DCI-Frank-Burnside]

I have to listen to Matt Berry's "humorous" interludes on Absolute radio all day. His smug ironic detachment is really starting to grate now. It's taking on an almost sinister Orwellian quality.

[@comicrelief]

Hmm. Perhaps switch to some Alan Partridge to soothe your nerves?

[@thomaswebb9296]

Switch to your mum

[@TheOtherDJMattR]

Good. All the more Berry for us.

[@TheHulk7070]

And you still come to KZbin to listen some more. What a bright individual you are.

[@jamesduffy7549]

You don't have to

[@Grinningfartking6969]

Red nose day is such a forced holiday