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[@VaazkLShorts]

DROP SOME IDEAS!! SUBSCRIBE FOR DAILY MEMES!!1

[@LazerLazerBeamBeam]

console memes? idk if you've already done one

[@danieltaranin8971]

Florida man meme please

[@Jag.Prod4]

DO MORE MOVIES EXPLAINED BADLY

[@AcharizardThatsgay-j5v]

War thunder memes :))

[@VaazkLShorts]

@@LazerLazerBeamBeam gaming memes soon

[@bluegamemc1403]

Fun fact! Chickadees are a species of bird that do in fact yell their name at you. Their singing sounds like the word Chickadee, making them essentially real life pokemon.

[@DamnAIITheNamesAreTaken]

Another funny thing about them is the Males instead of their normal Fee-bee there'll be another note that makes it sound like they're yelling "CHEESEBURGER"

[@AnakArtAnimations]

Was looking for this comment. Pretty sure chickadees aren’t the only birds like that either.

[@sur.viv.e]

chickadeedeedee

[@fluffinpuffn-k7g]

Or you could teach a parrot to say parrot lol

[@Schizachyrium_Scoparium]

Blue Jays are similar, they are named that because they yell JAY JAY JAY to alert other birds about a predator.

[@Mxyura]

About Winne the Pooh, he is actually a male, however the bear he was based off of was a female black bear named Winnie. (I googled this so I’m not sure how accurate this information was, but just thought I’d share to keep your childhood safe 😭)

[@suchnothing]

Yeah it's true! Her full name is Winnipeg Bear (named after the Canadian city). She was the pet of a Canadian soldier who spent some time in England while he was on duty there. That's where the author of Winnie the Pooh met her.

[@someghosthunter]

​​@@suchnothingyeah, he placed Winnie at a zoo during the war, and that's where Christopher Robin and his father met her. The "Pooh" in Winnie the Pooh is the name of the boy's pet swan.

[@Procraftbrother]

Thx for clarifying. This is also revealed in a movie called “Dear Christopher Robin”

[@Triggered6277]

4:04 More fun fact: Its scientific name is Sagittarius serpentarius But its common name, and the name it's usually called, is the Secretary Bird

[@vedantsethi7124]

So Sagittarius are secretaries?

[@kingswagmaster-tg5hy]

Sagittarius secretarius

[@theemperorsnake1679]

to anyone whose seeing this, winnie the pooh is not a girl, hes based off a girl

[@juniperflutegacha7496]

Heheh. My years of playin feather family is coming in handy

[@BirdGuy1928]

@@juniperflutegacha7496 Yooo I play it too

[@nixtix04]

That sunflower one was oddly wholesome

[@sadpenguisapengu]

Kissing fr fr

[@Somebody71828]

Ah yes watching the first few seconds of a video before commenting so it gets more likes (I'm also guilty)

[@suchnothing]

Sadly, not actually true 😔 It's a cute idea though

[@ballsacktickler]

@kian38820 got me in three slices

[@dominiklehn2866]

the uh... the cat spy thing didnt work not because the cat got distracted by a fish,but because... it immedeately ran into traffic and got run over

[@Schizachyrium_Scoparium]

80 mil in tax dollars down the drain

[@madsfiedler3884]

:| im js, maybe if people DROVE SAFELY, mr acoustic kitty wouldve been able to complete his job

[@mcb187]

No… that’s not what happened at all. The furthest they got was putting a microphone and transmitter on a cat, non-invasively, before attempts to train the cat were not successful. The listening equipment was removed from the cat and it lived with a staffer from the research team for the remainder of its life.

[@Schizachyrium_Scoparium]

@@mcb187 It was hit by a taxi

[@FlightlessAviator]

There are two stories. The official one, and another one, don't know which is which.

[@Nstep2009]

0:56 this is sort of true. the outer shell does have different flavors but only the outer shell. the inside is the same flavour for all skittles

[@t0tallysetj1]

@@Nstep2009 ok i figured because even without looking i could taste the flavors lol

[@Nstep2009]

@@t0tallysetj1 yeah

[@Ixarus6713]

I doubt that's even the case. Blind taste tested a pack in a cinema where they all looked pink and it was so obvious which was which, even when pinching my nose. Complete rumour I swear. Some people just d u m m y . . .

[@Greatcelestialkaligo]

@@Ixarus6713 no they taste diffrent

[@cyndaquil1433]

It’s actually m&ms that do that hence why we think each m&m taste slightly different

[@stuffie5175]

0:47 Winnie is male, just based off a female bear!

[@ooc329]

In the books, at least. Not sure about the Disney movies.

[@alexkunce2002]

Renamed after a real female bear. He is based off of the author's son's teddy bear.

[@Your.local_pilot]

And made in Canada, Winnipeg!

[@Will-O-thee-Wisp]

11:58 Goofy has never been a cow and always a dog. Apparently Goofy is the re-imagined and younger version of Dippy Dawg. The only reason people have thought him to be a cow, was because he was dating a cow at one point in time, and had looked a little similar to her.

[@aydenblank9650]

according to google hes not a cow or a dog hes just goofy

[@pengil3]

No, he's definitely a cow.

[@rosemary3029]

Goofy is goofy

[@elisitbon4672]

@@pengil3look at his nose versus clarabelle’s nose…

[@jamesscherck7385]

He would be a bull bc cows are female. Glad to know he's truly a dog.

[@therealbreaduck]

1:23 wtf have you done to my brain I can not unsee it

[@brickmuncher2]

first one is actually your blood vessels shrinking

[@MaxtheMan1059]

Which helps grip…

[@BootwoDeHead]

I was looking for something like this, I thought it was cells inflating from water absorption though?

[@Hortortortortor]

@@MaxtheMan1059because your red blood cells are going kablooey. It’s a bug not a feature.

[@barimnao4481]

Yeah it’s osmosis

[@0Zero_]

0:48 This is a bit of a misunderstanding. The bear that Winnie was named after was a female, but the character is a male as is evident in A.A.Milnes (the creator)'s books

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

Wendigos aren't always hungry for human flesh; we'll eat anything to be honest

[@Lidcats]

How is a wendigo getting WiFi?

[@EdgyBreadlover-zo3zy]

How'd a Wendigo Get a phone 😨😨😨😨😨

[@madsfiedler3884]

are u fluffy all over? or just like. your head?

[@operatorchakkoty4257]

But why are you fluffy and what colour is the fluff?

[@Devulini]

​@@operatorchakkoty4257Ice fluff.

[@ariwoodward]

the fire not having a shadow one always kills me how did anybody ever get surprised by that??? its a LIGHT SOURCE why would it have a shadow????

[@nonexistentsquare2092]

acutally it does have a shadow its just usually not bright enough nearby to see it. theres a vsause video on the i think

[@AndyNocturne]

It's just one of those cool science things. Logically, we all understand, at least we should 😂 But at first glance, it does look strange.

[@peanutfilms8210]

5:55 am I the only one that sees a baby gorilla laying face down?

[@Thermonuclearmissile]

Nah I seen it

[@T00SUS4U]

13:29 Was quite relatable. I deal with this a lot while driving at night.

[@Acehigh-Jenkins]

Might be worth having your eyes tested :) (if you haven’t recently)

[@notcoolj4032]

4:50 this one actually made me think...

[@cadedavis8867]

9:34 Random Trojan Guard: WE DO NOT HAVE FRIEND IN HORSE!!! I CHECKED THERE'S BUNCH OF GREEK SOL-

[@Anon_y_mouse_the_only]

A fair amount of these are either simply untrue or are at least partially incorrect/worded wrongly. Subway surfers was not made in memoriam in any way, owl chicks DO sometimes sleep on their stomachs, (though it is not because they can't keep their heads upright, they just need sleep and thus, will sleep), and the Beluga "knees" are actually just fat pads that resemble human legs. The teddy bear statistics appear to be possibly wrong, as one website reported higher numbers, though the questions weren't _entirely_ the same. I stopped there, but try googling some of these cuz they may just be mis/disinformation.

[@LiamR-k1y]

8:53 This is the plot of TF two

[@SuspiciouslyCatShapedPotato]

13:45 I'M SORRY, "MEEZLEEZ????"

[@ozzie6447]

doctor… i have a widdle case of the measlies 🥺🥺🥺

[@Kvfuffer]

Funni name

[@GARRHHBBAGE]

The first one got me feeling like mahoraga

[@allthelonely4287]

18:07 this isn’t actually correct. Most toasters don’t have a timer built into them so those numbers are just arbitrary. Tom Scott made a video explaining this.

[@melovesnoopy]

6:54 for the people who don’t understand what this means it’s a song and it’s post to say I can see clearly now,the rain is gone

[@shieldgenerator7]

13:33 MIND BLOWN this whole time i thought those lines were caused by the windshield, windows, or my glasses

[@Ixarus6713]

Ngl, kinda a stealth buff now that I see what everyone else sees.. That looks like Hell to navigate. Everything just blurs together.

[@alostlegend1126]

0:56 I've never been able to smell anything, but I can still taste. The skittles are different flavors. Orange is my favorite.

[@BroccoliBoi901]

5:46 Nah superheroes learned that sh!t from the squirrels😂😂😂

[@zircon256ua]

8:14 yes, we are capable of yeeting ourselves off of bridges when under extreme stress.

[@TheRedDepths]

13:24 WHAT? I'VE ALWAYS SEEN THE LINES AND ASSUMED EVERYONE ELSE COULD TOO.

[@KeineEmpfehlung]

same

[@RosePetalYT]

SAME 😭

[@Acehigh-Jenkins]

In the freezer? I saw them but I thought the were to keep the shelves/drawers out of any drips.

[@TheRedDepths]

@@Acehigh-Jenkins huh?

[@Acehigh-Jenkins]

@@TheRedDepths oops you meant the lights not the freezer sorry! I defo need more sleep!

[@sanakrishna9765]

0:01 MAHORAGA

[@SheepLiver]

1:45 No, it's because the person you match with is your flame

[@matowekleshmitz2921]

4:12 it’s a song about men catcalling women. So the guy who posted that is probably part of the reason the song exists.

[@soupbowl6028]

they are just false informing/rage baiting, it’s not catcalling (no clue how you got there) in any way

[@matowekleshmitz2921]

@@soupbowl6028 I’m saying there the type of person to catcall

[@Dr.Funk8864]

Exactly it’s kind of annoying people think it means the opposite of what it actually does

[@thealmightycatdragon]

Specifically it's about making fun of men catcalling women

[@deletedTestimony]

yes the "dogs" in the song are men behaving like animals and it is being questioned who let them "out" and into the party

[@BrodieMitch]

0:55 O believe that for other coloured products, but the halloween skittles the orange ones taste terrible but the others taste fine

[@ooc329]

17:45 I read recently that they found a second whale singing at that different frequency

[@Goatman_Gamer]

For clarification, Winnie The Pooh is a boy. The bear it’s based on was female though.

[@auroralovesmettaton8509]

1:20 Looks like a tiny velociraptor! ...Wait a minute...

[@vedantsethi7124]

You are onto something

[@LegoGoku]

Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

[@Alastair-cp5fn]

10:11 the term, "break a leg," is actually used in the actual performance, the curtain is actually called a leg, and what they mean, is that they want you to do so good, the audience wants you to open the leg again to applaud you, so much that it breaks. I took drama, betch!

[@chilaiduncanchan3112]

“Break a leg” actually dates back to the old times, where people would stomp their feet instead of clapping, that’s why you would want a performance so good that the audience would break their legs stomping the floor, otherwise clapping at you.

[@Moonfan22]

13:33 I also always thought this was normal😅 I thought everyone saw those lines!😂

[@rileysymonette4029]

10:40 bros used the fuse rune before it was cool

[@CheeseMiser]

The skittles one is a lie, thats froot loops

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

Skittles have individual flavour you can test this by eating them while holding your nose which the independant did blind and smellless and got 3 out of 5 right confusing red for purple and the other way around.

[@mimi3570]

4:42 theres a Citation Needed episode about that somewhere. I miss that show

[@STICKER444]

1:08 CMERE QUEEN LEAVE ME ALONE *flys* Alright boys she’s ready

[@Althistory-xj8wy]

2:49 No he did not; SYBO games merely wanted to create a game about running on train tracks

[@PhoenixLovell]

the thing about the clock app showing the time is on android too

[@Tugar_Dumkin]

WAIT NOT EVERYBODY SEES THE WEIRD LIGHT LINES

[@usedtissue2328]

that one probably freaked me out the most

[@BrotherZlox1591]

But- Wait

[@zplayzrobloz235]

Wait what

[@VioletSBonBlue]

Today I learned I have astigmatism while eating chicken nuggies

[@JH-lo9ut]

10:48 First, we don't know that much about viking beliefs and customs. We know some stuff, but the sources are very limited. Second, bones are primarily made of calcium, not carbon. Third, the carbon in steel comes from the charcoal used in the forging process.

[@GIGACHADwhoIsCool]

At 8:16 Your basically saying that we are just trying to fly but failing

[@casualbydefault]

The way he pronounces measles and alewives has to be on purpose.

[@ElderGooby]

Since VaazkL doesnt fact check these, i will since misinformation spreads like wild fire (btw im not doing all of them so keep that in mind) 0:47 no hes not a girl, its a boy idk why people think hes a girl. winnie the pooh was always a dude, same with 1:17 they dont have the same japanese voice actor, 2:06 no they did not discover a parallel universe. 2:55 THE SUBWAY SURFER OWNER ADMITS THIS RUMOR IS FALSE, basically saying "why would i make a game about kids getting hit by trains in memory of a kid getting hit by a train?" 3:47 very little proof, also its not uncommon for this to happen. 4:15 its actually making fun of men who catcall women, 4:25 its called candy corn because it looks like a piece of corn so sort of I guess. 4:26 just no. 6:03 it was actually LO instead of lol (like this really annoys me) and yeah LO was meant to be login, 6:20 no...they dont have knees. 7:27 theres no proof it helps. 8:36, thats called a crazy person and not true. 10:14 no, just no. 10:54 no, it was just cause women didnt have property and didnt need them, 10:45 its jsut a saying. 12:00 GOOFY IS A DOG NOTHING ELSE. 12:09 no. 13:18 also because hes just dumb. btw just look the rest up holy moly theres a lot of false info in this vid, DO YOUR RESEARCH

[@shrekiphus]

1:17 ain't no way a kids character shares the same voice as a man who has killed hundreds and literally has the ability to stop time

[@shemiloreakinrinmade]

13:58 i thought everyone knew this

[@kaito0022]

My favorite, spreading fun facts mix with misinformation.

[@anthonyschocke2831]

If the guy at 6:49 was named Alsace, that would make my geography-loving heart full of joy, but also sadness because the couple would no longer be Alsace-Lorraine.

[@Chris-er5bw]

15:45 I played myself... While watching: Heh, yeah right, so 9% of 100 is 100% of 9... *Does quick math* Wait a sec

[@LovingLyn]

0:00 Help I’ve known that for years?? 😭

[@kiwi2850]

Fun fact: Toblerone has the word Bern(forgot the name for this kind of way to play with the word but here is an exemple: B l E R o N) in it, which is where it was created and Rone for the name of a lake there, even the mountain with the bear is from there(although I heard they had to change it but honestly, idk if the one in the video was one of them), this logo is extremely well thought out.

[@ErenLovesHawtAnimeBoys]

1:19 I-I think that this is one of the cutest things I've seen today 😭😭😭😭😭😭✋🏻✋🏻

[@TheNimbly]

2:55 this is in fact not true

[@kshroom]

It was created for traditions

15:52 I found this out when using a scientific calculator

[@trieumiu7473]

13:03 HE IS A ROBOT

[@StarWatcher_2024]

2:02 this is kind of like that one film joe hawley made

[@avacado4706]

3:41 this also applied to the Foo Fighters concert in New Zealand a few years ago :D

[@boingyboop4960]

4:16 That number is not censored at all.

[@ShadowDemon_4]

7:10 I still have a frog plushie from my childhood as well as a little bull plush with a tiny Coke bottle in his arm. Both sit on my dresser.

[@Rainbow97545]

I have a stuffed gorilla that I had ever since I was in elementary school, and I'm now in high school, and he has helped me sleep every night.

[@LGDUDE]

GOOFY IS A COOW!?!?! my life is a lie

[@coconeko7097]

12:36 my dad passed at the end of May, so I finally know how this feels… it’s not fun. I wish he taught me this when he was still around.

[@soupbowl6028]

6:06 That is false, The first message was LO and there was no other L, Ever

[@PCrailfan3790]

4:01 Wrong, that’s called a secretary bird.

[@iliyasuisah]

Scientific is Sagittarius

[@boiyogold]

17:48 the whales name is 52 blue (hes called 52 blue because his calls are at 52 hz because he is most likely a hybrid)

[@christopherg2347]

2:19 Cuckoo? 11:11 At least they gave it a Name. For some reason they use the working names for USB.

[@princeleefelix]

4:06 i've seen these irl, they're commonly known as secretary birds

[@L.H.000]

0:22 Pink? That's red! Can we please argue about that?

[@ShannonBlasick]

Notice the subtle roblox death sound at 2:30?

[@DamiontheSpawn]

11:10 is not true, it's always been short for "Wireless Fidelity". 18:01 is also false, the numbers are different/arbitrary between most toasters and does not correspond to minutes on most(some new "hi-tech" toasters might but even then they don't work as well as one might think). heck if you make toast right after another piece it can take less time and can even change depending on what you're toasting. All's it does is move a bimetallic strip closer or farther from the toast which in turn breaks the circuit when enough heat reaches it. Don't believe everything you read on the internet kids.

[@kingswagmaster-tg5hy]

12:06 nah its the right. right is right.

[@acgaming007]

Today i learned that this title wasn't meant to mean "Today i learned memes" as in he learned memes today

[@renakunisaki]

The one I heard about Pigeon Religion (my new band name) was that if they got food every time they pulled a lever, they acted normally, but if it was random whether the lever worked, they developed rituals.

[@thatswhatshesaid2777]

6:18 a remnant of millions of years ago when whale ancestors walked on land

[@Dogwithsunglasses332]

1:27 I can’t see iron man anywhere

[@MoltenHoniBun]

The Lime, orange, and lemon flavored skittles taste completely different

[@smorrow]

14:17 Worf and I.M. Weasel

[@Ammon_Newman]

I had no idea about the subway surfers one

[@Amsolaris]

0:07 ADAPT? ADAPT.. ARE WE MAHORAGA?

[@wyshsndnsms8096]

WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON

[@oksje]

Peak Brain rot

[@Rap-Slinger]

NAH, ID ADAPT!!!!!

[@8083music]

The goofy one chilled the depths of my mortal soul

[@elizanorris8473]

3:33 Do cats think in meows?

[@vedantsethi7124]

Just thinking about these things, I can't think of anything else

[@chefcdsjeanne3294]

Now this, THIS haunts me everyday.

[@morganisapro8k]

no. kat don't think. kat just do

[@JoshVr_56]

10:19 I never had these a lot because every time I drink one it’s like a chugged a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew

[@mikk.t.7824]

2:17 crows are named after the sounds it makes to imitate the crowing of a crow

[@LegolazDragonzzz]

17:49 FUN FACT: MY BRO GOT RESPONSE AND HAS A (is it called a herd) HERD OF BUDDIES NOW

[@Greatcelestialkaligo]

0:53 that's not true dont believe every thing you see/hear.

[@smorrow]

11:39 Joke's on him; we already use spoon

[@drblockbuilder]

1:54 monster jaws of death

[@immagical7036]

3:24 When I was skinny (I’m a fatty now haha) I could kinda pinch my bellybutton and feel what I assume is some sort of “throat” leading to the stomach

[@Ericsilva012]

16:09 im sorry but for all the cape verdeans its cape ver-dee-an

[@sophiatelesco7]

2:18 OKAY, THERES A SPECIES OF BIRD CALLED "GO AWAY BIRD" AND ITS NAMED THAT BECAUSE IT CALL SOUNDS LIKE 'GO AWAY'

[@alexkunce2002]

They enjoy sitting on signs outside of haunted houses.

[@VinceVincent-t8o]

scents make up 80-90% of taste so that skittles one at the start sucks

[@generalowen4344]

No it’s magic

[@ErinCailinCatGirl]

3:50 this is true for lobsters 🦞