Today Show Funny Bits Part 50. The Very Best of Today Show!

Its video 50! so here is the very best of the show! There are tiny little errors in there but im not re uploading it took hours to upload it in first place. Enjoy!
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[@keikuru1]

They are like Anchorman in real life. The silliest news channel ever. I love that they're honest and don't bullshit their audience like all the other news channels in the world do.

[@conniethompson6976]

"Whacking him off at a distance"..😒😏Those damn Australians are freakin' hilarious😂🤣😂

[@cakeman58]

Karl's "can you make me one with everything" has to be the all-time best lost in translation joke. And his how good are the cookies there gag was second to none. Best host ever!

[@davidwilliams4837]

Epic. I wish we had news teams like this in the States.

[@SailorCookieMafia]

Omg they're so fucking unprofessional and I love it!

[@JessT23]

0:56 "Is that why they call it 'Butt-cheese-mite', Stevie? You been with the boss again?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@soteriaess610]

Jess Turner 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bighuge1060]

I thought he said "Butt-cheese monster". I'm guessing it all conjures up the same sick but funny thought.

[@JessT23]

@@bighuge1060 They are taste-testing Cheesy-mite 😂

[@brownskiddyundies]

"He's chasing after seagulls" *no seagull in sight*

[@ourbackyarddownunder5041]

In the full clip Karl is 100% chasing seagulls. It shows him running into flocks of them while you hear hysterics in the background, it's funny as hell.

[@doesntmatter9809]

Georgie has the best facial expressions.

[@aaronshruby2915]

"Better him than me!" That was his son 😲🤣😲🤣

[@mosabhijazi671]

Australian today show is incredible i wish we have something like this in Canada , Love you Aussies !

[@WeComeFromALandDownUnder]

We Aussies have an awesome sense of humour that many from around the world once found hard to understand. It's great to see the world now laughing along with us. I wouldn't change being an Aussie for anything'!🇦🇺💖

[@footballgeorgiebest]

That’s looks like the best breakfast show in the world. Wish we had you guys in the UK.

[@mrk.dilkington]

Agreed, be so much better than the humourless, frightened to say anything bullshit we have now.

[@SeanKL107]

You Aussies know how to do morning news

[@Rezinstance]

As long as it pertains to anything but the news itself, yes. lol

[@aussieaussieaussie9438]

It was all Carl! We loved him but the politically correct losers got rid of him. Carl, if you see this; you're a legend mate.

[@MrBiggiefuckinsmalls]

@@aussieaussieaussie9438 karl still presents the show?

[@AbiNomac]

Aussie Aussie Aussie - Karl is back on the show now. It wouldn’t be The Today Show without him and Ch 9 knew it. Welcome back Karl!

[@zombiehunter1152]

Abi Nor-Mac ratings dropped without him that’s why he’s back.

[@addos999]

karl and stevie are so consistently funny in this show, it really makes the show worth watching!

[@taco8895]

“ I’d wanna be standing back and wracking them off from a distance” 💀 😂

[@petesmith9472]

Whacking them....

[@mdshadmanwasifkhan4482]

Karl Stefanovic's laugh is so contagious 🤣. Man is a national tressure

[@barbaraj7859]

This looks so much better than America's Today show.

[@barbarabrown1567]

What a fun show

[@wannabedal-adx458]

That's a pretty low bar you set there!! 🤣

[@Chuckles2109]

Still miss them all in 2023.

[@doingflipsandshit]

They're all so funny, Georgie and Lisa make me laugh so much too.

[@dabooda49]

Its just terrible that Georgie is leaving

[@robert1340]

dabooda49 No, it’s terrible she came back.

[@ongie9736]

Georgie got Carl sacked 4years ago. She's a buzzkill

[@Stevenoutofthebox]

I can't tell you how many times I've watched this whole thing. Gosh, I am in love with this morning show.

[@katym573]

3:06 I almost fell off my bed I was laughing so hard. The today show is just a show full of sexual innuendos and I love it, they're banter is unmatched.

[@HelloMyNamesNino]

Maturity is over-rated 😂

[@fatheroffab]

Extremely overrated

[@EchoBravo370]

....and silliness is underrated

[@GameSpyDarkAge]

1:00 "You been with the boss again?" I lost it

[@caseydykes117]

Hearing the producers start loosing their minds before the presenters loose their shit absolutely sends me hahahahaha

[@robinanderson6431]

Hello Casey, how are you doing ??

[@cakesboo6554]

I love Karl but Stevie with the rooster omg lol

[@robinanderson6431]

Hello cakesboo, how are you doing?

[@matshaverstad3790]

“the catnappers shaved my pussy. “ hahaha 😂😂😂 I'm literally crying of laughter

[@kane4013]

These clips are throbbing with innuendos!

[@Phriendship]

The laughter is contagious

[@CraigStCyrPlus]

Honestly the best job i've seen.

[@JakeRoot]

I love a tug...boat.

[@sBabysKid-nk8eh]

Butter my biscuit

[@EarlJohn61]

@@sBabysKid-nk8eh No, butter her buns...

[@sBabysKid-nk8eh]

EarlJohn61 💦

[@normturner4849]

1:36 you can hear Karl say "you love it!"😂 3:24 "Balls had to be scratched!" 5:29 Karl planking😆 6:54 enquiring minds want to know😇 8:34 telling a Deli Lama joke to the Deli Lama🙈😳 11:00 Karl in his usual state- broadcast this way! 12:15 Grumpy cat as Jabba the Hutt😂😂😂

[@saltysouthernmomma9354]

Karl is my absolute favorite!!! He has the best sense of humor & he's pretty cute too!

[@ra-ku3hn]

I am ashamed of my country. ...we have zero sense of humor here. I'm moving to Australia! !!!

[@WeComeFromALandDownUnder]

Come to my place mate I'll put you up! 🤣🤣🤣

[@nicholashazell3277]

You can just watch em online but don’t worry anymore cause the to best hosts left the show witch is Karl stefonovic and Lisa couple other og’s as well whyyyyyyy a

[@davidschwartz6380]

Don't slam the door on your way out.

[@zuboy4272]

Soldiers who died for you country be like : - _ -

[@j.c3629]

@@WeComeFromALandDownUnder Fr!Omw

[@BilltheFifth]

They know how to have fun down under. This feels like the kind of fun that can be had we people aren't terrified of offending snowflakes and cancel culture.

[@lynnetrathen4587]

Omg this is all about us being Australian 😂😂😂😂

[@MillennialRevolt]

"you've been with the boss again?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chasematthew1757]

The mocking of Miley Cyrus had me dead

[@drumdude46]

So much Fun. they don't screw around with being uptight or PC...like here. everything's 'Game'. Love it!

[@bettygitzke4131]

I’m in LOVE with everyone of these people....nothing BETTER THAN LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rambler1995]

I wish you were allowed to be funny in America.

[@heru-deshet359]

@Seth Ellison America used to be funny. Now anything you say funny is considered racist or bigoted.

[@tonyedwards2693]

Heru- deshet what a stupid thing to say

[@heru-deshet359]

@@tonyedwards2693 Not one damn bit. It's completely true. There is always some snowflake sjw or activist that whines.

[@heru-deshet359]

@Seth Ellison Bull shit! The media and the left have done that. Show me an actual comment that Trump has ever made with a racist word or sentence. He's never attacked or made a derogatory remark to race or ethnicity. But the media loves to twist everything around which has been proven to do and those like you who believe it without doing research for the truth. You can blame Obama, Sharpton and his cronies for the severe deepening of the racial divide in this country that happened with Fergusen and BLM.

[@marlenemitchell-kavanaugh3644]

Tony Edwards ...well...he’s not wrong about that....you really have to watch your mouth these days...

[@N.California]

That's what a fun show is all about, on both sides of the screen.

[@tetrulz]

They got such filthy minds lmao i love it

[@soteriaess610]

Karl: "well Georgie, what's your long stabby thing" Georgie: "well Tim's my long stabby thing. I used to have a long torch, but Tim's my stabby thing now"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@petesmith9472]

Yep. I've become a fan of Georgie. Sultry. Sophisticated.

[@alexx3914]

The anchor man in real life. Pure gold

[@mrwin8]

I wish everyday was like this. Really. Don't pay attention to the left. Be happy. Keep your humor. Lets bring it back here , now!!!!!!

[@sxyqt3.14]

dallilamma bit was amazing

[@Vaporvice84]

@7:47- Best joke in the entire video. Oh man, American news programs aren't even 1/100th as funny as this show, lol.

[@susanelder7192]

The last one with Karl laughing at the cat !!!! I totally lost it 😂😂😂

[@markclinton8681]

Hi

[@susanelder7192]

Hi Mark, how are you?

[@markclinton8681]

@@susanelder7192 You are welcome

[@markclinton8681]

@@susanelder7192 my name is Mark I'm from Houston Texas captain in US army presently in Kabul Afghanistan for peacekeeping mission?

[@susanelder7192]

@@markclinton8681 I live in Texas too. Thank you for your service, have a blessed day 🤗

[@thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211]

The guy running from the chicken. . . What a freakin riot.

[@bernardhargreaves9009]

LMFAO fucking up with the dalalama 8.57 haha

[@danamuller554]

Why cant America's morning shows be this funny. I would watch everyday. 😂😂😂😂

[@bryngriffith]

Need an update every week! Best thing on KZbin!

[@9Hurricane1]

here it comes! HERE IT COMES!!

[@theneck5157]

Holy shit !! Peking duck anyone !! Wow that was great

[@effemf.m.5093]

Stevies so innocently sweet lol

[@thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211]

They have the wonder and joy of 4 year olds. Some nights I just watch these all night.

[@Alex-hu4yf]

Pelicans are the cheekiest little buggers 🤣

[@jocsanabdala9456]

4:15 he knew EXACTLY what he was saying

[@Fudge_Fantasy]

It's ok when it's a fish but not a bird. ? Hahah

[@jrut003]

😁😁😁 funniest bit for me was when he asked what color does a smurf go if you choke it? lol

[@anmolsingh1926]

"How good are the cookies there"😂😂😂😂

[@thefingerofgod69]

They are so out of control and I approve!

[@thecommodoresmissingfuelca1603]

The Bee attack lmao Gary: Better him than me

[@jonathanleverdesigner]

The pizza joke classic, right over curtain boys head

[@fatheroffab]

It’s obvious that Karl is deathly afraid of spiders.

[@VS9050909]

I need this type of comedy and news too get me ready for work every morning in America... it’s better then all of the evil going on that’s for sure!

[@Velunira]

ayeee haha I lost it when Karl was chasing seagulls lmao.

[@delivrex]

10:20 had me in laughing to tears

[@08wolfeyes]

The women on the show look stunning and i love the humour. I wish more shows would be like that and not be so serious as they always seem to be.

[@holdencaulfied7492]

The Dalhi Lama walks into a pizza place and asks, can you make me one with everything?

[@jauntyhatsociety6922]

I was dying

[@ikerdelpalacio5160]

I don't get it :-(

[@whatthe3131]

@@ikerdelpalacio5160 one with everything for the Dalai Lama probably means at one with the Universe. One with everything in a pizza shop means a pizza with the lot.

[@georgewheeler193]

Sister of that picture< #50 is my favorite episode...watched it dozens of times, especially the part when they make fun of Miley Cyrus...gets me every time!!😂😂😂

[@dmkappa62]

Georgie is a gorgeous lady, lovely smile

[@truthnaction7657]

This team has so much fun together, great chemistry makes for great T.V. and if it wasn't for the fact that everything in Australia, from the flora to the fauna, is poisonous and will kill you instantly- it's almost worth considering a move there. fireman comment +pause+ "what?"=priceless! 9:54

[@sharontaylor2567]

This was when the Today show was entertaining and fun to watch. Oh bugger Karl... come back

[@MrMrremmington]

What a great way to begin your day.

[@russdy1982]

... And in the end, balls had to be scratched! lmao

[@Dr.Phoenix]

Karl has the best laughter !

[@ginasrog794]

0:39 is hilarious 😂

[@Neonusrat]

Man you gotta love Karl!

[@taralgasarah]

Georgie and Karl their relationship has me in tears

[@coachguy123]

Long time viewer of today show and I love your videos. Get to relive all the funny bits. Keep up the great work mate. Love it!

[@freddiem8801]

So funny, and entertaining ❤❤❤😊

[@Silentstorm_AU]

I really wish I was up at 5:30am every morning to watch this :(

[@markdiemidio7747]

These ladies are too cool 😎!

[@fiveohfivethree]

MORE! Must have more!

[@junkman12345ful]

that last one needs to be a gif

[@zanducktv2398]

This show is so much fun. Our This Morning has its moments here in the UK, but can't compete with you guys for full on laughs and nice totty!

[@bartschlief2574]

Haha the cookies are great here🇦🇺❤🇳🇱

[@Mr1in1000000]

Playing that game and saying here it comes is very dangerous

[@mohamedmuse08]

This is may be the Channel to watch after all, freaking hilarious

[@woodbrettm]

0:46 all the other chickens were laughing their asses off

[@idrinkpisswater2245]

This is y I love Australia 🤧😂

[@oldbirdwing9114]

they should make a show about this

[@TodayShowFunnyBits]

they should ;)

[@1RedTape]

Thanks for an amazing start of a monday haha!

[@Ez1DD]

Damn I want to move to Australia now 🤣

[@quagmire1130]

1:22 Imagine being a seagull and you see this man running at you

[@gothicmoonchild3629]

Love these guys 😂🤘

[@danielshaver4517]

So much better than American Today "News" teams.

[@zXennVS]

Love watching these

[@selvjas1172]

Now that's funny right there I don't care what you say and if you don't think so you'd better just get the heck outta here.