Today We Learned Why Even Predators Trust Humans With Their Cubs | HFY Story | HFY | SCI FI Stories

[@k.v.7681]

One of two human reactions when it comes to other species: "If not friend, why friend shaped?" and "This displeases me and I will murder every instance of it for my comfort".

[@burgergaming19]

The ACCURACY 😂😂😂😂

[@callmezerzy8470]

And then there's the conflicted-ness of specific humans liking things that other humans don't. Spiders are cute, with their 8 tippy-tappies and some have such cute big eyes, they're also very beneficial and i will save them from my mother who is very much scared of them and against spiders in the house.

[@k.v.7681]

@@callmezerzy8470 I have a quota. 3 per boiler room and 2 in the study. Past that the webs get messy.

[@Nomadictrend]

Have you been reading War Hammer

[@Emblyon]

Gotta say, i love the line " for the humans are actually magical" file, we had to make last week."

[@santiagoperez5431]

The fact that the humans in the story are treating this like a disney princess experience is the icing on the cake

[@martinwalker9386]

When I was 3-4 years old I went to the milk barn with grandma. She told me that one kitten wouldn’t let anyone touch it so don’t try. I sat there with my hand out and after maybe 3-5 minutes the kitten came up and touched my fingers with its nose. As to my current age I am a Vietnam veteran.

[@sweetyturner2214]

❤ thankyou for your service.😊❤

[@ScorpioneOrzion]

That kitten was more likely than not just scared

[@martinwalker9386]

@ barn cat so not socialized.

[@ZiggyQynn]

So to call the human ability to pet anything an instinctive drive and a genetic trait is true😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@skyesfury8511]

Cuddle Crisis. LMAO I want a crimson nightmare now. They sound adorable!

[@Scenta-ch4uo]

'we prefer a hands on approaching..is that what we're calling suicidal approaches now?' Roflmao 😂

[@michaelsawyer6898]

It definitely paints those humans like Steve Irwin in their approach to apex predators

[@zodarian6705]

Now that was a wonderful story. I can absolutely see myself trying to pet a giant space murder kitty 😻

[@patlab555]

🤣😂 👍That was good! There is a lot of surprisingly good and unexpected hilarious moment, especially from the alien who logs what he is witnessing, that was very funny thank you.

[@mickeywhite2563]

Y'all, i came here after the "broken leg" one and was SO NOT prepared to cry!! I am so mad. This is beautiful.

[@aq5426]

No matter how big they get, cats gonna cat!

[@RedDadRedemption]

Crimson Nightmares become Crimson Kitties.

[@SammyJay92]

Omg this made me laugh. Loved this one.

[@keithwatt9871]

One of the better story's i heard so far. Enjoyed the humor.

[@ur1cat]

Lovely story, I am very happy for listening to it, thanks.

[@snorkus4790]

I’ve found when I smiled at the world it smiled back at me. Especially critters and little people. And the elderly. Always smile at your elders. Even if they’re grumpy.

[@seihimecyfer330]

It makes their day.

[@jadesorono6694]

Human having a small talent like taming the unmanageable both human and animal 😊❤ with added springfield of unknown 😊

[@czar6203]

Ofc it's duct tape ITS ALWAYS THE DUCT TAPE.

[@Megacooler96_]

We humans love any kind of creatures and will always try to befriend them. I would not be surprised if in the future stuff like this happens

[@hineturamahaimona7830]

Love these kind of stories very funny😂😂😂

[@davidcook680]

I was listening to this as my pet wolf snuggles next to me lol. Found that to be funny.

[@grabasherwin2657]

i was kinda hoping they would mention Steve Irwin, RIP LEGEND, because this is the vibe i get

[@dc447]

I love the Big Bang theory reference

[@InvokedAlbaz]

Purr purr purr

[@Kagenoaki]

Ah, trust me, yiu want us to wanna make you friend shaped versus our other universal response of killing it in the most efficient and brutal way possible. You want us to be friends, not enemies!!

[@jeffreyatlee8785]

The crime of humanity in these stories is how we turn love into obedience

[@eyesopen5644]

LUVED THIS!!!! THANX!!!!!

[@roserea3156]

Love animals.

[@Playerk125]

"I can fix here" crangt up to 11

[@Iveno-Von-Aethervein]

I believe you mean down to 5. You can actually use logic and reason to deal with feral beasts.

[@dalemorgan8263]

"In my professional opinion, Iunno"

[@housestark4life736]

Benevolent chaos entities 😂😂😂

[@WilliamCairnes-fi2po]

Funny & interesting. Thanks!

[@nstscanada2103]

Love this story!

[@mrblue4602]

Pax have common sense? But not Human common sense! So who is the alien!

[@jeffreyatlee8785]

It's interesting how you continue to lift on "Who".

[@Drayg0Fire]

yes we are both brilliant and insane we even have a saying about that too

[@jeffreyatlee8785]

Crazy idea: Fear of hell makes us fearless in all real danger.

[@jennismith4041]

Of course cuddle blankets, and duck tape❤❤😊😊

[@thanos-b7e]

What until the found out about the rhino the one animal we can't cuddle unless in a zoo.

[@calebgilbreath6116]

Man this Chen family really gets around. Why?

[@jameslennie5203]

good story. the academy should have had a real time video feed if the bandwidth for transmissions allowed it to see this first hand

[@georgemitchell9222]

this story is so funny I can't stop laughing at it

[@seihimecyfer330]

I mean. If you study anything biblical or any type of religion, it kind of points out that humans are supposed to be stewards of the Earth.And they're supposed to look out for plant life and help it and cultivate things and create things.Humans are very interesting creature.

[@pokebreeder2517]

i would give anything to see are of these animals XD

[@ProjectHades999]

If i seen a dragon or some other badass looking creature I'm totally trying to make friends with it not only that but I've been seeing videos of crypid sightings forever now I'm thinking some of them need a friend they are most definitely bored

[@JeffreyDonn]

Can someone give me a description of what a crimson nightmare looks like?

[@sweetyturner2214]

❤❤❤🎉😊😊

[@jeffreyatlee8785]

Hello. What is your name? What do you call yourself?

[@Pehrgryn]

Both.

[@lairddougal3833]

I wouldn’t trust humans with any child, particularly if they’re pastors or priests.

[@TheEnigmaticmuse]

Aren't you a ray of sunshine

[@roserea3156]

Why can't they keep the art work correct...