When a Slightly Pissed Off Mom Accidentally Conquered Three Star Systems While Looking For Her Kid

[@davidtrace1641]

I had a mother like her. You wore a hat inside or put it on the dinner table,she would come out of nowhere like a ninja and clip you across the ear.Been years since she has passed and i still can't put a hat on a table or wear it inside. Love you, mum.

[@niyablake]

I have a vision of ghost telling don't you dare put that hat on table

[@whitewitch32]

​@@niyablake she probably does

[@ronniebentley5847]

My mom was like that. I sure miss her

[@silverbird425]

My husband learned to wear hats while working in Eastern Oregon, New Mexico, and Texas. He has some good stories to tell.

[@SmolFenFen]

I've got the same thing, but it's for where utensils go when you're setting a table... Fork is a four letter word which means it's even so it goes on the left side of the plate because left is a four-letter word and it's even. Knife is a five-letter word which is odd, right is also an odd numbered word so knife goes on the right of the plate, with the spoon (five letters, odd, just like right so it goes on the right)

[@LadyNikitaShark]

In my country we have a saying "if you want to scare a man, tell his mum what he is doing"😂 personaly saying to men "i know your Mother" has helped me a lot😂😂

[@Erin-Thor]

I remember as a kid in California listening to the news, showing an upside down VW bug that a mother had moved to save her baby. There was an accident, her little car flipped, baby thrown and was pinned underneath crying. A man were trying to move the car without success. She saw her child, went to that corner and told the man to stop and grab her baby in I’m guessing was the same tone mom used in this story. She lifted, raised the car up, the man grabbed the child and the child was rushed to the hospital in that man’s car. I learned as a kid NEVER EVER underestimate a mom when she thinks her child may be in danger. 😊

[@Asperger0815]

A mother threatening to send your browser history to your respective mothers? Isn't that forbidden as torterous blackmail under nearly any treaty ever signed?

[@RayRatchford]

No, You're confusing, " what should be reality " with " what's the minimum politicians can get away with ". It's an easy mistake to make. we've nearly all, myself included, done it at least once.

[@Asperger0815]

@@RayRatchford Pardon? I don't get your answer. I am confused now...

[@dusanradin5868]

And?

[@zodarsenal977]

@@Asperger0815 translation I think he’s saying they f’ed around and found out

[@DanielAde-oz7zy]

Lmao

[@NobodyDungeons]

There is a reason why sons fear, respect, and love their mothers in equal measure.

[@MikeBridle]

Gave me a good laugh, especially having to listen to Baby Shark on loop. Hope the robots did the actions.

[@Allantitan]

“I haven’t even begun to violate diplomatic protocols…..yet” Is at least in the top 10 scariest things a mother can say when their child is either missing or hurt and I pity any xeno who took her son

[@sharksam8583]

I love how it's kind of implied that her son completely expected their mom to save them in such dramatic and chaotic fashion. Given the mother's comment about her son making 3 sarcastic comments within the last hour, along with her son, saying, Mom, is that you causing all this chaos. Which is making me picture something like the son, saying well. looks like my mom is here to pick us up. well, all of their classmates are just confused as hell about what the heck is going on

[@roberthicks5454]

I am certain that the other kids were scared and he would say "don't' worry, mom will be here soon".

[@sharksam8583]

@@roberthicks5454 With everyone looking at him in complete confusion after he says that.

[@sebulller]

well this is too good. whoever wrote this deserves a raise and a freaking medal. Well done well done indeed.

[@SmolFenFen]

Was written by an AI. As was the art in the background. Even the subtitles. They probably even scripted things so all they have to do is give a prompt for a story, click a button to approve if they liked what got returned, and the rest just kind of auto-generates into a video package that can be rendered in Sony Vegas or something.

[@SmolFenFen]

Their particular GPT model was probably trained on a text dump of r/hfy and r/maliciouscompliance. Most of their videos involve bureaucracy and paperwork though, so there's probably a third Reddit forum that they text dumped to train the AI on.

[@sebulller]

@@SmolFenFen well the raise is now not an option. Wich is good 100% profit

[@apveening]

@@SmolFenFen Don't forget a serious dose of HHGTTG, possible five out of three.

[@SoI-]

@@SmolFenFen even fi it is AI still a pretty good story xd

[@ronsejour]

This was one of the funniest stories I’ve heard in a while.

[@techristopher8077]

A Very Refreshing Change, now let's not overdo it

[@jamesrogers1105]

Try the "hold my beer" story if you can find it

[@wildfire160]

It was very well done ...i`m assuming it was AI but damn it has a cracking sense of humour...

[@tobyadams6461]

​@@jamesrogers1105the one where a human saying hold my beverage and the aliens believe humans have reality warping powers

[@jamesrogers1105]

@tobyadams6461 that's the one. "Hold my juice box" had me laughing hard

[@Razalonjrt1]

The Thunderchild the only ship to make Martians week in the knees, LOl a wonderful story and so good to remember so many 80's songs. The Galaxy learnt a lesson Never piss of a Mother by kidnapping her kid and Mothers always know all.😆😆👍👍

[@fransoosthuizen2151]

Nod to war of the worlds- thunderchild

[@Sci-FantasyWorlds]

The Thunderchild - the only ship that could make the Martians tremble! 😆 Such a fantastic story, bringing back memories of so many 80's songs. The galaxy learned one important lesson: never make a mother mad, especially by taking her child. Because mothers always know everything! 😆😆👍👍

[@michaelpettersson4919]

As the story goes it took out two out of three Martians. It may have damaged the third. I suppose the pilot of the third one panicked after that.

[@maxjjackson]

@@michaelpettersson4919 The remaining Martian didn't panic. He turned on the heat ray and melted the Thunderchild's valiant heart.

[@dalefunk9337]

this story is absolutely fantastic moral of the story never mess with a mother and her young she could go SUPERNOVA ono someone!!!

[@jan80trs]

Completely bonkers, but so funny. Nice touch, reference to all that late 20th century music. Welcome to the Jungle, also used in Megamind!

[@morrissoublet25]

Oh, thank you such a humorous entertaining story😂😂😂!

[@fredclark8880]

THIS IS ONE OF THE VERY BEST STORY'S I HAVE EVER LISTENED TO ON THE TUBE. IT WAS NOT ONLY ENTERTANINGG, BUT IT HELD MY ATTENTION BUT MADE ME LAUGH AS WELL. THE NARAITION WAS DONE SO WELL THAT YOU COULD JUST INVISION THE LOOK ON THE CHARATERS FACES. ALL IN ALL, I GIVE IT FIVE STARS. WELL DONE.

[@Sci-FiRealm]

Thankyou

[@jamiepatterson1214]

Crazy, wild, and super funny story. Kidnapping research should have included information on the consequences of kidnapping human children. Especially if the mother of one child had the command codes to some really big gun and a lovely music library of some fantastic golden oldies.

[@surferdude4487]

Moms are the best!

[@cmdr_stretchedguy]

Good music and pissed off mother, excellent fun story

[@gagasmancave8859]

I am bloidy loving these stories

[@bradlundquist3500]

I love this story! It’s the first story I’ve listened to that got me to LOL! Keep up the good work!

[@CryptidsRoost]

Then you are going to love this channel. Out of all the channels in this niche, this is one of the only ones that has a shit tonne of humour in majority of their stories!!

[@DARKANGEL20PR]

Shaving and listening to this t History is a dangerous combination 😂😂😂

[@donnamlake6303]

Mess with her offspring, and Mama becomes Mama Bear. After that, you have only yourself to blame for what follows

[@charlescampbell-v2i]

that was very funny, and good therapy.

[@DKW1975]

Dude you guys are f***ing brilliant.

[@arnoldsmith5754]

you must have grabbed my play list of songs

[@Killertomatoes13]

Even Baby Shark?

[@eponeycheetah2169]

Why can I onlyu like this once? and the Music is just right !!

[@shawnperry4661]

Omg that was so funny and scary at the same time!!!

[@davidb4090]

“The surrender was immediate and unconditional” 🤣🤣

[@CryptidsRoost]

Bloody hilarious 😂 😂

[@madmax3662]

*Wheezing so hard that my longs hurt* I love this one so much! 😂🤣

[@Asperger0815]

Until she sends your browser history to your mom.

[@subninja8069]

Yea... the mothers are terrifying...

[@whtbear12]

This is the best story I've read! Thank You..

[@Lord_Ronin_The_Compassionate]

Excellent story and oh so accurate. Every male ever born always knows that whatever you did, your mother knows about it long before you even thought about it. Her mind is on another level that makes Dr. Who look like a naughty boy. The only reason mother doesn’t stop you screwing up is that she wants to allow you a bit more rope and time to confess before she starts posting your browser history and your baby pictures to every social media platform that’s ever existed or might exist. [I did mention Dr. Who - where do you think he got the TARDIS? His mother bought him one for a graduation present]. Edit - make sure you always make time to call/visit your mother. Even if she’s no longer alive you can be sure that she’s keeping an eye on you, so the best thought to keep in mind is “mother always knows best” and would she be proud about whatever stupidity you’re about to get yourself into…………you have been warned.

[@arievena19744]

I miss my mom every day. The last thing I said to my mother was, "I love you ". That comforts me. If you are lucky enough to still have your mother... Call her, hug her, send her flowers and say, "I love you, Mom."

[@blademaster2390]

I thought The Doctor had stolen his TARDIS…or at least had taken it without permission.

[@Lord_Ronin_The_Compassionate]

@ I doubt it would remain missing for long - it’s lo-jack system was probably lo-jacked and then some.

[@perioquido]

Should have been (mama bear protocol) 😂

[@techristopher8077]

Agree

[@JohnChitwood]

That was vary funny story

[@RogbodgeVideo]

Amazing how so many of these stories feature a Star Wars Imperial Star Destroyer in one of the images!

[@ronoldcross8189]

The story of Mama Bear protecting her cubs.

[@jennygreen9548]

love this so much, sat laughing my ass off.

[@richardaragon1391]

Awesome

[@reinovator]

My wife is now shearing this in 24 Dimensions.

[@patrickplevak126]

20:28 Damn you Rick Astley!

[@CryptidsRoost]

Can't beat aliens getting Rick-rolled !!

[@johnbirk843]

I absolutely love the sarcastic humor, if you were more like this it would be nice. antiguajohn PS. To thank you I was going to email your Pina colada from here on the beach in Antigua in the Caribbean....... Unfortunately for some odd reason that has been disabled in this planet 😃 Work perfectly well on Star Trek 😁 Keep laughing at boost serotonin boost your immune system makes you feel better and live longer

[@LoganJohnson-lm2bh]

Rumer has it several Galaxy's have now traded all there guns for roses .

[@josephjennings9687]

I love these ones. Never had a parent care like that. Nice to pretend for a moment.

[@frednone]

1) Follow your dreams. 2) Do no harm, 3) Never mess with the mommy.

[@brentbraten6680]

That was too funny! Thank you for the laughs.

[@michaeldavie9879]

The best story out of a lot I've listened to!

[@queenbee8045]

a volume that would make guns n roses proud lol

[@phillipnorton2929]

Really like this one cheers

[@michaelsherck5099]

Those aren't annoying songs -- they're fabulous classics! The aliens should be grateful!

[@margiestevens2384]

When I was working as a temporary surgical technician in a hospital that I hadn’t worked at before I was stunned when a nurse that had came into the room told the surgeon to”watch his language or she would call his mom.” When she left the bigger shock came when he said,”don’t know how she’ll get the phone number, but trying to explain to my mother, who will call me to ask, why a nun in Arizona has to call her in New York about language.”😂 even in space mothers roll their eyes and take care of kids.❤

[@MarkGilligan4]

haven't laughed so much in a long time, absolutely hilarious, all those music references intertwined into the story was just amazing. Thanks.

[@michaelsherck5099]

The aliens should be grateful that mama wasn't Italian. My wife has three older brothers. Consequences are very real.

[@jimcramer2559]

Funny story enjoyed it

[@irmasalas3366]

Loved these stories.

[@wilmaroles4375]

Excellent story.!!

[@littgaia2939]

OMG! I haven't laughed so hard in a long while. Loved this story, so different from other posts. Keep up the good work!

[@roopekreula6808]

"The Demons👹 run when a good man😎 goes to war" but everyone living😃 or dead💀 will absolutly RUN🏃‍♂️ when an ANGRY😡 MOTHER👩‍👦 IS LOOKING FOR THE'RE CHILD!!!😈🤣😈🤣😈

[@iconbearer]

The star destroyer and tie fighters 😂😂😂

[@Mr-Corey-June]

A pure genius story.🎼

[@NessaEllenesse]

Welcome to the Jungle is 20th century music.

[@robintaberner]

Thunderchild! H.G. Wells would be proud!

[@leonhaley5920]

this is the best one ive seen yet lol awesome

[@charlesdelagarza8059]

LOL that was an awsome story

[@illam9500]

Best title ever

[@technicalmeltdown]

This is great humor i laught a lot thanks for the story :)

[@Pip8448]

When I heard "operation soccer mom" I knew we had gotten to the business side of this conquest, not just the musical threats she had been doing.

[@shimazuuchiha.3376]

Please do more of hilarious and yet terrifying mamma stories.

[@stevenstasiukiewicz8222]

This is brilliant. I suspect the author is a Douglas Adam's fan like myself. This is better than the best audio books. 🎉🎉🎉 42

[@bysalla]

Totally unrealistic. Any real teenager would have whined about how embarrassing it was to be rescued by your mom. 😅

[@brianallen1839]

This is awesome! 🤣

[@WitchesRule]

LOL hahahahahaha loved this story thanks.

[@mikecoatsworth6048]

Even trained Vetrans think twice when facing a Mumma Bear

[@blademaster2390]

24:40 “Just some modified cleaning bots. They’re particularly fond of Baby Shark. On repeat. At maximum volume.” That’s just cruel. Why would anyone think that’s a good idea? Why would anyone think of that AT ALL? Why did you even say that? Why am I hearing it in my head now?

[@michalwintz7083]

In my house there was a rule "never piss off the mom" my kids as well as my husband all obeyed this rule 😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@EddySmith-kj1lb]

Great story luved the classic rock reference. Funny as heee...ck😂

[@jimbintz2424]

That was hilarious!

[@madmachine5244]

This story would make for an excellent anime series with an awesome soundtrack.

[@brianhouchin8238]

roll on the floor laugh out loud

[@safiremorningstar]

As a mother I can tell you all mothers are like this and I have done a few things when my kid has had trouble so I can tell you you don't mess with Mama Bear she'll come out with Klaus and she will tear you to pieces...

[@donnamlake6303]

"I am Mama Bear...so your manners."

[@cadude145]

I loved it😀

[@susan-of6xd]

When the word keriokee was mentioned, listen for it, some one laughed. Well, it is funny!

[@lynneclark5313]

is it : triplicate" as the AI says or "duplicate" as the words reader?

[@apveening]

For a serious bureaucracy it must be at least quintuplet.

[@Darkreine99]

Welcome to the Jungle is 20th century.

[@jerrymurphy7275]

😂 made me laugh

[@tranquilthoughts7233]

Baby shark... now that's just cruel...

[@megasxlr5193]

YMCA on a infinite loop XDDD

[@kc9602]

Momma-Bear on a rampage?!?!? RUN and HIDE!!!! NOW!!!!!!

[@alastairbrand4998]

May have to turn the aggression factor up to "Slightly Miffed"!

[@adamlembke-qo8jr]

Anyone else calling their mom after this?

[@wynlord]

Fun

[@TheTePeHa]

Staying Alive is Bee Gees, good grief...

[@millerlucerojames]

Remember folks ... mama bear comes best pray to what ever God's you have

[@do_research]

Decent story

[@bardigan1]

So stupid, but adorable too.

[@williamdennis7652]

Now after hearing this id say call your mom human or alien and tell you you love her.

[@anthonyproctor1601]

Reminds me to bring a towel.

[@ericmccullough6611]

Very funny enjoy the whole story