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@cadburybunny5 жыл бұрын
I usually abhor ads ... but those watches look damn good. I may have to treat myself to one with my tax refund :P
@clintmaggart4855 жыл бұрын
I bought the book "The Faithful Executioner" a few years ago. It gives a lot of insight into life in the 16th century. A good read, but not for the faint of heart. Some crimes he listed are utterly barbaric.
@skitzo-qy7ff5 жыл бұрын
When did the first terroristic group start and who would they terrorize, like was terrorism a thing during the Medieval Times?
@Xachremos5 жыл бұрын
@@cadburybunny dont. For the price you can get a decent seiko or tissot. Vince, MVMT and other fashion brands are cheap drop shipped Chinese watches.
@makepeace2345 жыл бұрын
Can you guys do a vid on sin eaters? Thanks!
@armagedonnight5 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a show on netflix with an executioner during medieval times as the protagonist, I think there's lots of potential
@shaneschwartz23805 жыл бұрын
There is a show on Hulu called The Bastard Executioner.
@royholt96855 жыл бұрын
FX had a show called the Bastard Executioner that lasted a single season.
@Imnotshortimfunsize5 жыл бұрын
There's a series of books by Oliver Potsch called "The Hangmans Daughter " that would make an awesome series.
@Tentegen5 жыл бұрын
......and I was just thinking how this could make for a great game.
@dyinhope68404 жыл бұрын
@@Pfondeena already was as others mentioned and it sucked. Bad.
@-----Alcatraz------5 жыл бұрын
Are you a sadist? -Yes Can you swing an axe? -Yes *Hired*
@-----Alcatraz------5 жыл бұрын
@Niccolò Machiavelli god bless you
@livedandletdie5 жыл бұрын
Alcatraz, Sadism is not a good personality trait for an executioner. They are supposed to do their job well and a sadistic person wouldn't end someone swiftly, due to them being sadists. And also it was a crime to desecrate corpses even unpure corpses, and they were to be buried outside of the church yard, as they weren't allowed to be buried on hallow soil.
@WeaponOfMyDestructio5 жыл бұрын
Where's your resume points to graveyard
@michaelstroman67595 жыл бұрын
@Strong Black Independent Republican Black Waman wow
@michaelstroman67595 жыл бұрын
That easy huh
@Taikamuna5 жыл бұрын
This video was well _executed_
@tomassholemuller86595 жыл бұрын
Oof
@Laura-Yu5 жыл бұрын
Taikamuna God damn it
@slinkerdeer5 жыл бұрын
Taikamuna Underrated comment of the week lol
@shebbs15 жыл бұрын
Well, if it hadn't been, heads would have rolled.
@Max-el7zd5 жыл бұрын
I expect better from you 😡
@TruthNeverFade5 жыл бұрын
I'm from Germany and learned in a museum that executioners were allowed to visit the local church in some (not all) german towns. The pew reserved for the executioner and his family was painted black and was placed at the very back of the church :) the more you know! I really liked this video!
@joeyschuchardt86955 жыл бұрын
They were also legally permitted to perform marriages.
@nozecone4 жыл бұрын
@@joeyschuchardt8695 And end them ... in some cases .......
@chazzwozzio4 жыл бұрын
@@nozecone till death do you part indeed
@katherinetutschek47574 жыл бұрын
That's nice they were allowed in at least some churches. Seems a bit harsh to deny them the right to worship.
@davehoward224 жыл бұрын
The nuremburg executioners diaries are an interesting read
@Dracopol5 жыл бұрын
"So why did you become an executioner?" "I like a job where you meet people."
@edsr1645 жыл бұрын
Dracopol a job you meet people only once right?
@FeedScrn5 жыл бұрын
I have a problem with holding long-term relationships.
@Robbie_S4 жыл бұрын
You mean Meat people.
@deanlaunder41334 жыл бұрын
@@Robbie_S I came looking for this comment in the replies thank you for not disappointing me
@AlbertAlbertB.4 жыл бұрын
"I like justice"
@racheltania44984 жыл бұрын
"So, why should we choose you for this job?" "Well, I don't see a big line of candidates out the door" "Okay, where do you see yourself in 5 years?" "If all goes well, on a platform covered in blood while the crowd cheers and I get dental coverage" "What would you say is your greatest weakness?" "My left arm." And..you're in
@acropolismauve84963 жыл бұрын
Traditionally a swordsmen is right handed. Castle stairs are even designed to aid right handed soldiers and knights.
@loosoh48913 жыл бұрын
@@acropolismauve8496 you familiar with sir flat foot?
@acropolismauve84963 жыл бұрын
@@loosoh4891 afraid not
@DrFranklynAnderson5 жыл бұрын
“Welcome to Dirty Job: Medieval edition! I’m Mike Rowe and today we’re going to be *hang*ing out with an executioner!”
@ThaTerrorr5 жыл бұрын
Look up "worst Jobs in history", which is the same but hosted by a very british dude
@765respect5 жыл бұрын
That would be Tony Robinson aka Baldrick. I loved him in Black Adder. Little turnip in the country, first name Sod Off...
@axslaps5 жыл бұрын
@@ThaTerrorr thanks Jesus! I imagine some of the ones Mike did would be on the worst jobs list for Medieval and other time periods prior to modern plumbing (I understand at least some walls made in those periods was from the privy/loo, now imagine not having gloves for that job).
@Shadow779995 жыл бұрын
Hahhahahha nice one bro
@breed46595 жыл бұрын
@@ThaTerrorr I'll just stick with Mike Rowe if the 2 shows are equal aside from the hosts. Mike Rowe is not only a fuckin awesome host, he's a stand-up guy, and great role model that emphasizes hard work and independence. He was on Ben Shapiro's sunday special interview a while back and i learned a lot about Mike and what kinda guy he is and I'm now a huge fan.
@clitcommander69464 жыл бұрын
Bruhh imagine in Skyrim racing the executioner in a foot race as the first mission🤣
@micahreinhart57384 жыл бұрын
Need the sanic mod, racial ability: goes fast, racial disability: gotta go fast
@Desertedhail4 жыл бұрын
i think that one guy tried too
@faimynth60303 жыл бұрын
One of your friends tried, then he was shot in the back 😳
@tripodsforme18683 жыл бұрын
IM FAST AS FUCK BOY -The Dragonborn probably
@phoebe51143 жыл бұрын
"Oh, you built Magicka? *heh*, sucks to suck, nerd. Get runnin'."
@bplup64195 жыл бұрын
Executioner Dynasty That sounds like the coolest thing ever.
@user-do2nq7jo9h5 жыл бұрын
The most badass combination of two words
@Jebu9114 жыл бұрын
Yeah sounds great but according to the video sucked ass
@josuevaldezflores4 жыл бұрын
They should make a game out of it and it should be the company that brings u dynasty warriors
@RedactedFreePress4 жыл бұрын
Executing men, women & children weakened the worst of highly trained, battle hardened NAZI SS soldiers, So I think it would effect most sane non-sadistic people (humanists) in some negative way. PTSD.
@Corpsman013 жыл бұрын
That’s a new show but you have to get Discovery Plus!
@Strype135 жыл бұрын
So today I found out that in the Ottoman Empire, as long as you could run a solid 100m, you could essentially just do whatever you damn well pleased without fear of any repercussion.
@krispalermo81335 жыл бұрын
No, it just means the state won't kill you that day. Doesn't mean who you commented the crime against won't kill you instead.
@IDKpengu4 жыл бұрын
kris palermo only if they can catch u of course 😂
@seraphendipity4 жыл бұрын
Tbf if you can run good enough you can do whatever you please in general. No one could stop the Flash from robbing any store, for instance.
@Scholarpasta4 жыл бұрын
So... Ottomans had hunters? Nice to know.
@Dawesome974 жыл бұрын
From what I've read, they would also repeat challenges with criminals who would beat the executioner, often being with the criminal in a disadvantage. This could be sickness or injury(all the way up to broken legs) basically ensuring criminals would meet their fate
@theduke75395 жыл бұрын
"Executioner could make a killing" says this and moves on as if he wasn't completely aware of what he just said.
@AmaraJordanMusic4 жыл бұрын
That’s when I liked the video. 😅 I have to send this to my guy, it’s too good. 😂
@chrisbrown86404 жыл бұрын
" Have own axe , will travel , willing to work overtime ...."
@RedactedFreePress4 жыл бұрын
@@chrisbrown8640 Johann Reichhart got quite rich doing 3000 executions during WW2. He lived to be almost 100yrs old.
@Bruisedmelon3 жыл бұрын
I think he’s testing us…
@thedominator56203 жыл бұрын
He's evolving!
@PaulSteMarie5 жыл бұрын
"Enough executions to make a killing"???? Oh, that's bad.
@warpartyattheoutpost49875 жыл бұрын
An exceptionally cute executioner's daughter could pose a serious life choice.
@revenevan113 жыл бұрын
Okay I want to see a romance story about that now lol
@Mattz5543 жыл бұрын
Funny, I really had to LOL! :'D But You know what's the Twist? No man ever got influenced in his life joyces by a woman during these times. Just telling' you, that's not how dynasties work.
@changer_of_ways_9993 жыл бұрын
Write it, pitch it, film it. You could call it "Head over Heels"
@PhyreI3ird3 жыл бұрын
@@Mattz554 There are poems from the time that indicate otherwise. It may have been looked down on by and large, but "no man" is a wild stretch. People are still individuals even in the most strict societies.
@Mattz5543 жыл бұрын
@@PhyreI3ird I agree, but that doesn't change the point i made, that in these times it would have been extremely unusual if a dynasty worked along the female line. You have to admit that this is a little petty to point out. But thanks anyway, point taken.
@WasteFaced5 жыл бұрын
The real question is how does one become an executioner now?
@yugimoto505 жыл бұрын
In the u.s. all you have to do is find a state that has capital punishment, work for a prison there and volunteer for the executions, I believe in some states you get paid extra for it as well
@Tentacl5 жыл бұрын
Move to Saudi Arabia. Buy a scimitar.
@axelvetter5 жыл бұрын
Make sure everyone knows about you and just wait till a headhunter shows up.
@zabaoth5 жыл бұрын
@@Tentacl Doesn't the job come with a complementary scimitar?
@alexgallagher45945 жыл бұрын
Become a cop
@kawannahardy29245 жыл бұрын
I love how thorough this channel is. Whenever I have a question that comes to mind during the course of a video, it's always answered by the end. Tfs
@getdavemoore5 жыл бұрын
This would make a hell of a movie - 'The Executioner'
@skaruts5 жыл бұрын
Theres a bunch of movie with that name. None of them about medieval executioners...
@jessaguilar47475 жыл бұрын
I want them to make the books “the hangman’s daughter” into movies. I highly recommend them, great books!!
@starrkitty15 жыл бұрын
Agreed, that Schmidt guy’s story was so interesting. I’d watch a movie about his life.
@blatherskite30095 жыл бұрын
The film "Pierrepoint" is well worth a watch - it's a well-made biopic about the UK's last executioner, Albert Pierrepoint, starring Timothy Spall who's superb in the title role. Not medieval, though - Pierrepoint was active in the 1930s through WW2 to the 1950s. He took the job very seriously; no messing around.
@VanessaLoveCounselor5 жыл бұрын
Would watch.
@Alex-cw3rz5 жыл бұрын
In the town near me (Bolton) there is an executioners skull (George Whowell) in a pub (The pack horse). The story going that the executioner (known as a headsman back then for obvious reasons) had exacuted the 7th Earl of Derby (in 1651) due to his involvement in a massacre during the english civil war in the (Bolton) town. When the Duke was captured, a fitting death for him was made, that was to be taken back to the town and be executed by George who had his wife and children murdered in the massacre. No one knows how they got the skull, some say revenge by the family of the Earl, but either way it is quite Ironic for an executioner and headsman no less, to be remembered this way.
@JoJoJoker5 жыл бұрын
We say no to pay to win you brits...
@cleverusername93695 жыл бұрын
More parentheses, please
@nathanreynolds47595 жыл бұрын
Imagine having to live in Bolton. This post was made by Cheshire gang
@Alex-cw3rz5 жыл бұрын
@@nathanreynolds4759 imagine having to include an entire county to make where you are from look good enough to compete with Bolton 😜
@OmarTheAtheistAziz5 жыл бұрын
that's a story that will fit well in Skyrim when u walk into an inn & ask the innkeeper about its history
@MisterTutor20105 жыл бұрын
I applied to be an executioner. How did the interview go? I killed it :)
@glint39245 жыл бұрын
This needs more likes
@swan-bird5 жыл бұрын
All is ready for branding, let's proceed)
@MisterTutor20105 жыл бұрын
This is some serious capital PUNishment :)
@JamesMC045 жыл бұрын
I’ll *be heading* off then. We can *hang* out later.
@nahboi62905 жыл бұрын
I'm dying🤣🤣
@ebels35 жыл бұрын
4:15 Sounds like a truck driver's life. Everyone hates us, there are ridiculous laws for us, and we are deemed a "lower class" in the eyes of the public. But unless you grow and make literally all of the products you consume, we are extremely necessary.
@RedactedFreePress5 жыл бұрын
indeed and a thank you!
@6idangle5 жыл бұрын
Like most essential jobs, the ones who get the praise are the least essential usually
@justanothernerdydude43915 жыл бұрын
@@darkerdaemon7794 My very well articulated friend, I don't think they were being serious.
@darkerdaemon77945 жыл бұрын
I don't know if they were or weren't being serious, hence my response. It's easy to label something as a joke to dissuade any repercussions of blowback from it, but, I still felt like it needed to be said, even at the risk of coming across as autistic. Too many people try to hide criticism and bias behind the notion of a "joke", but to me that is just as silly as the stereotyping in the original comment. Tl;dr, even if it was a joke, it was in poor taste, and too many people say and do stupid stuff then try to say, "Relax! It was just a joke bro!" Imo that's just as biased as the original comment.
@killcharge43385 жыл бұрын
I'm a matinance man, I work in trenches fixing water pipes and doing other stuff and people tend to think of me as unclean or lower than them selves yet they still want their roads bladed and water Clean
@PeterMasalski935 жыл бұрын
Interviewer: Are you comfortable with hangings? Candidate: Sure! I can learn the ropes!
@brianstephens75725 жыл бұрын
Beat the executioner in a race? Talk about running for your life.
@codename4955 жыл бұрын
Brian Stephens That May very well be where the adage came from.
@evhoRoLL5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's where it originated.
@big__dooosh5 жыл бұрын
w o w
@unosheem62105 жыл бұрын
I’d be getting away with crimes every month then never losing that race
@Tentegen5 жыл бұрын
Nah....you outran death.
@SPACEHARICE5 жыл бұрын
if I ever end up on death row my final words are going to be. "my ancestors smile upon me imperials can you say the same?
@DapperDill5 жыл бұрын
Mine will be “I was born ready to die, but you have robbed Hades of his right. The terror of evil men shall flood upon your houses”.
@whowantsabighug5 жыл бұрын
cool meme bro
@DayZeroChannel5 жыл бұрын
As history repeats itself I can say the same as those before me in which a tyrannical government has condemed me to death of which I had committed no crime by law of nature, but as to where I had been on the wrong side of history at the wrong time, casting me as "the enemy" and masking the crime of my murder under the tarp of everyday functions of a Utopian Society.
@khalidmohamed93705 жыл бұрын
Aye
@micah14785 жыл бұрын
My last words are going to be “You forgot the other speech mark at the end of your sentence.” Because I’m about to be murdered by words.
@LocalHeretic-ck1kd5 жыл бұрын
I read the Memoirs of Jan Mydlář who was an executioner in Prague ( capital of modern day Czech Republic ) during 17th century. He was actually a failed student of medicine who became an executioners apprentice in hopes of saving young woman he loved from an execution. This plan failed and he had to continue to work as an executioner. But he did his job well, married a daughter of fellow executioner and had a family and a happy life. He assisted to the first public autopsy in Prague and had an excessive knowledge in medicine, anatomy and many other scientific disciplines. Even the master from the university often come to him for aid or advice.
@artofgameplaying5 жыл бұрын
I was somewhat expecting those memoirs to be mentioned in the video (: I am glad somebody wrote this :)
@ppsarrakis5 жыл бұрын
sounds like a great story for a tv series.
@Anna1331995 жыл бұрын
@@ppsarrakis Yes! HBO, make it happen.
@MySpaceBarsBroken0o5 жыл бұрын
Think I just found my next character for D&D.
@SirKovar5 жыл бұрын
@Hydra D&D is actually more alive than ever and is growing at a rapid rate. Get with the times, Asshole.
@andrefilipe90425 жыл бұрын
@Hydra Can confirm that DnD is getting popular
@andrefilipe90425 жыл бұрын
@Hydra I mean that among yonger people D&D has been raising in popularity due to the fun potential. A year ago a friend of mine out of the blue wanted to host a D&D campain in his house. We had fun and another friend of mine even created a character called Biggus Dickus.
@andersonneil22935 жыл бұрын
@Hydra rpgs are fun, you just play pretend with your friends, drink and eat. You're missing out
@andersonneil22935 жыл бұрын
@Hydra rpgs are actual games, what gate keepy bullshit are you referring to?
@Wesley_H5 жыл бұрын
1:20 Executioner: Any last words? Prisoner: Gotta catch me first. ARIBA ARIBA!! Executioner: Shit!
@PhyreI3ird3 жыл бұрын
That's why you get a throwing axe as a backup. Pretty hard to run with one of those suckers bouncing around, dangling from the wound.
@Wesley_H3 жыл бұрын
@@PhyreI3ird Executioner: Any more last words? Prisoner: Gotta hit me first. SERPENTINE SERPENTINE! Executioner: Shit!!
@--Paws--5 жыл бұрын
5:10 This is the same thing that happened in the past with a criminal's family or relative in Japan. They were shunned by society, they had their fingers cut or had tattoos to indicate who they are. The ancestors of those people are still known to be shunned by society even today but not as harshly.
@ScoobyShotU5 жыл бұрын
Today they cut there finger on purpose if one of there workers does something wrong and brings shame to the boss or organization. Yakuza is who they are they literally do it with a little knife and bite down on something stick the knife threw the table and tear the little finger I believe over it to cut it off fast and clean but it has to hurt..
@CanIcallyouMistah5 жыл бұрын
When you ostracize a subgroup of your own culture, over generations mind you, to the point where they assimilate the "marks of the ostracized", banding together, forming their own shadowsociety, and thus effectively ruling over certain parts of japanese life
@lycossurfer88515 жыл бұрын
"We currently seek a people friendly person for a demanding get your hands dirty position, long hours and previous experience/references required. There will be tryouts and proper business attire is a must" was the ad I believe....
@alexandrac93635 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahhaaaaa
@manoloramirez87855 жыл бұрын
Sounds like minimum wage at a warehouse
@RS4METODAY5 жыл бұрын
Am I wrong in thinking there's a chance of a good script for a movie about executioner's? Lol
@haakman1235 жыл бұрын
A good one? No. But there is script m.imdb.com/title/tt6185998/
@TheViralEvolution5 жыл бұрын
Call it "the executioners apprentice"
@RS4METODAY5 жыл бұрын
@@haakman123 Heh, thanks for that. But I was thinking more over a historic setting. xD
@airbomb345 жыл бұрын
It would make for an interesting plot.
@haakman1235 жыл бұрын
@@RS4METODAY yeah, I just remembered seeing a trailer for this movie somewhere and thought about it now
@bygoneorb4k5 жыл бұрын
Loving this channel. Clear, full of information, no waffle, and a great delivery. 10/10
@whowantsabighug5 жыл бұрын
Well now i know what my next D&D character's background is going to be.
@PhyreI3ird3 жыл бұрын
Bro, if it's in The Elder Scrolls setting, that would be the PERFECT job for a member of the Dark Brotherhood. Little do the people know that by hiring you to execute their criminals, they're committing more souls to Sithis.
@kasacon6665 жыл бұрын
I just finished googling "Did they always put bags on people's head when hanging" 40 minutes ago for research. What a weird coincidence that that was today's video.
@NicholasWoodley5 жыл бұрын
I want to know why now.
@firholfinance86235 жыл бұрын
Simon saw your search history 🙃
@jamieh40865 жыл бұрын
Good old internet analytics to customize the ads you get to see
@Mostlyharmless19855 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Woodley why they put bags onthe heads of people being hanged? Um, because it’s pretty damn horrifying to see someone get an internal decapitation, and, sometimes if the hangman wasn’t so bright, a total decapitation. Or worse still, see the face of someone being slowly strangled to death.
@NicholasWoodley5 жыл бұрын
I can see that now. I would have thought they'd have wanted that to be seen as a deterrent. Thank you for the information MostlyHarmless
@jessetorres87385 жыл бұрын
Is this a job still available today? I've graduated from college and hate the restaurant job I have now and this sounds like an improvement compared to it. I'm kidding (mostly).
@fionafiona11465 жыл бұрын
China and the USA do not disagree on everything.
@clintbandura90185 жыл бұрын
Yep. In 30 states, federally, and military in the US, and 53 other countries.
@ChideraStephen5 жыл бұрын
Jesse Torres lmao
@franciscodanconia455 жыл бұрын
Shoulda chosen a STEM major.
@malenotyalc5 жыл бұрын
Just get drunk after work and watch Waiting. But do not do what they do in that movie!
@GarrusN75 жыл бұрын
Wow this shattered some misconceptions I had about executioners. Cool video.
@kari74035 жыл бұрын
Right? Now I'm wondering where the idea that executioners wore black bag like masks on their heads during executions, (to hide their identity, which was apparently well known by all the towns folk so they can avoid socializing or eating with them.) So, why and where and when, did the concept of the masked (and usually well muscled, large built physic.) executioner come into play? Also, I'm curious if there were many, if any, female executioners. And if so, when about was the first one employed? I would think they would prefer the men to chop off someone's head. Including the condemned. Haha. Although, if it came to flogging, I think most would prefer a woman to do it. As men tend to have more muscle mass and an over all higher strength percentage. Now we need a follow up video for all these questions! Haha.
@Physick15 жыл бұрын
@@kari7403 A hood may help prevent body fluids from getting on the face too.
@kari74035 жыл бұрын
@@Physick1 That is actually a very good point. Thanks.
@ndaemon17185 жыл бұрын
@@kari7403 as for the female executioners it is doubtful since females were considered intellectually on the level of cattle.. often with similar rights.
@kanonierable5 жыл бұрын
@@kari7403 The mere idea of a female executioner is obscene by itself, beside that the job requires considerable physical strength. The hood is something that comes into play when you have to execute a person of high profile and the regular hangman would refuse to do the job. Like for example in case of the delinquent being of royal blood or even a king, as in the case of the dethroned British monarch Charles I. It was not easy then to find a person who was willing to do the job as the spilling of royal blood violated very strong religious and other deep rooted traditional taboos. Another reason to hide your identity was because of the extremely high chance that the remaining followers of the dead king would seek bloody revenge on anyone who laid hands on the sacred person of the monarch that had been chosen by the grace of God.
@adamlee64355 жыл бұрын
Vincero: The Preferred Watch of Executioners
@nozecone4 жыл бұрын
If they lucked out, their victim would be wearing one ....
@gil68755 жыл бұрын
"HEY!!! vsauce michael here!! Do you want to become an executioner?!" That how I thought this vid was going so start by the looks of him XD
@SaraH-jn5db5 жыл бұрын
Ikr the first video i ever saw of him i was confused why vsauce became british😂
@TheKing-uu7jn5 жыл бұрын
And why he was extra bald
@codypatton28595 жыл бұрын
Dead joke
@necromancer___30545 жыл бұрын
gil RIGHT?!
@Microtonal_Cats5 жыл бұрын
Like the sponsor for this episode was University of Phoenix, School of Executions?
@thedude73195 жыл бұрын
Going to use this for my dnd adventure thanks
@yucatansuckaman57265 жыл бұрын
Uhm please dont steal 😦😦
@kenxclout5 жыл бұрын
Fill out an application duh 🙄
@mikitz5 жыл бұрын
Unless you've been practicing on neighborhood animals, forget it.
@wolfshanze59805 жыл бұрын
No, they'd ask you to do it online.
@shuttereff3ct5935 жыл бұрын
Well written resume is a key skill.
@chastitunatea74265 жыл бұрын
My great grandfather was the executioner for the state of Mississippi during the 1950s and early 60s my grandmother would play around the chair and knew the condemned men well enough that they knew her name. He was very good he was very humble but my grandmaw said he regretted taking the life of innocent men .when he knew they were not guilty
@mikitz5 жыл бұрын
It's a living, ain't it.
@chastitunatea74265 жыл бұрын
@@mikitz yeah it is now just a job
@chastitunatea74265 жыл бұрын
@sl0re10 yeah it tore him apart and led to heavy drinking later on
@phoenixdavida89875 жыл бұрын
@@chastitunatea7426 I bet.
@MaGiCMushroomClouds5 жыл бұрын
Fried convict. Served extra crispy. Justice optional.
@johnthegreat975 жыл бұрын
1:24 advertising for being an executioner-gardener. "If you find a competitor that will mow your lawn for less we will kill them.... And they won't mow your lawn for less."
@semaj_50223 жыл бұрын
This was way more interesting than I expected. And it left me with a somewhat profound sense of sorrow for any and every truly decent man condemned to the life of an executioner.
@EastyyBlogspot5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that joke, man about to beheaded and a guy runs up with a letter and the guy says just leave it in the basket i will read it later
@makepeace2345 жыл бұрын
Lol! 🤣🤣🤣
@francisbell19615 жыл бұрын
Lol sod's law it was a pardon
@redlandz19775 жыл бұрын
I caught that “skip” in the dialogue when you said the executioner made a “killing”... couldn’t help but laugh at that one, could you? 😂🤣😂
@mflorentine135 жыл бұрын
I never knew Jonny Sins was such a history buff.
@davianhernandez4795 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@questioneverything83015 жыл бұрын
The guy in the video looks like a soy boy.
@MrTomkat0305 жыл бұрын
Matthew Florentine looks nothing like Johnny Sins
@nahboi62905 жыл бұрын
KEK.
@blatherskite30095 жыл бұрын
Goddammit, you just made me Google a porn star.... Good thing I'm on my own computer :)
@HamburgerMolester4 жыл бұрын
Imagine walking into the doctor's office and he tells you: "Okay, so I have you down for an execution? Oh wait that's my 3:30....ah, yes here we are, you're the one with the stomach ache."
@dragonheart12363 жыл бұрын
I'm putting that character into my next dnd campaign. A weirdly burly doctor, who the party later learns is also the city's head executioner
@katiewenta5 жыл бұрын
I’d always wondered. I know this is an old post now, but very interesting and informative. Thank you!
@melanieashman10665 жыл бұрын
Well I have a strange little story of my own,.....interested well we hope you will be. Firstly as a young child I was sickly and led a quiet sort of childhood, as I spent a lot of time recovering from being very poorly, I was always starting with some sort of ailment or other. I spent a lot of time in a local sweet shop looking at the sweets that nice as they were I could not eat without being very ill for the day or even the week. This village shop was run by a lovely family who told me they had a selection of sweets that they made themselves, to my eternal joy I found that most of these sweets I could eat without getting ill. So I regularly called into the shop for the odd little treat like most children do. I got to know the family and was fascinated by the older father of the family, he always seemed a very intelligent and well educated man, someone you wouldn't be surprised to find out was a professor. I thought many times to myself one day they will tell me what he used to do and I will be amazed, he will have climbed mount Everest or descovered a new element or invented some wonderful thing or other he will be a famous man in his time. I often skipped home dreaming of the day I would find out why once upon a time he had been famous. Well it was all very exciting. Then to my sadness the family never got round to telling me before me and my family moved far away. Years later when I myself was much older by accident I read a book about the history of Courts, I was a court officer myself and fascinated by history. Finally I did find out what this wonderful man had done that had made him a very famous man. Though in a kind of secret way. I doubt that in a thousand lifetimes I would have ever guessed what he did. Still chills me now what I found out that afternoon. My friend that had so fascinated me with his chit chat and busily run his little sweet shop in our little village where years and years before he was the areas hangman. M
@eurovision505 жыл бұрын
That's some story... Do you remember the guy's name?
@melanieashman10665 жыл бұрын
@@eurovision50 Yes
@eurovision505 жыл бұрын
Would you mind giving his name? I know it's a weird question, I'm just a bit fascinated by the story and I'd like to read about the guy if there's anything available online.
@melanieashman10665 жыл бұрын
@@eurovision50 well that's quite a lot to ask as your on the internet under a false name. Plus if you do your homework you would know most executioners cannot be easily traced and most leave no photographic evidence of themselves behind, as secrecy was quite important to keep these people safe whilst they lived their lives, there are only a few that have been written about and you will easily find these. Enjoy, your investigation....
@765respect5 жыл бұрын
How did you find out? Was it through the Court history or did someone tell you? Closest I ever got to an executioner was living nr a dunking pond. I use to think ppl were saying ducking pond, you know, innocent child chattering, until I put witches and a plank going out to the water together. But the pond did have ducks...
@Malaphor5 жыл бұрын
By running faster than another executioner.
@bugzyhardrada31685 жыл бұрын
A fit criminal could make a killing, by simply allways running faster then the executioner..... seems logical enough
@SeraphimRoad5 жыл бұрын
@@bugzyhardrada3168 Until the executioner throws his axe after you...
@bugzyhardrada31685 жыл бұрын
@@SeraphimRoad uhh a challenge Well under those circumstances i wouldn't run in a straight line i'd have to zig zag....wouldn't i....checkmate....😋
@SeraphimRoad5 жыл бұрын
@@bugzyhardrada3168 Congratulations! You are the towns new executioner !
@bugzyhardrada31685 жыл бұрын
@@SeraphimRoad Damn it....didint see that twist coming.....checkmate for me i guess. But running and/or executing people for pay doesn't really sound so bad to be honest....at least it gives me a job so no more crime for me i guess.
@ARedStoneWall5 жыл бұрын
This would make a great setting for a video game RPG.
@Japanlover795 жыл бұрын
Zachary Osborne it could but it would probably be censored unless released on steam
@inendlesspain47245 жыл бұрын
I had a similar idea, but with a game more in the style of Papers, Please.
@MachineMan-mj4gj5 жыл бұрын
@@inendlesspain4724 Everyday, you have to deal with the millions of little inconveniences of being the one guy who chops of heads and tortures people for a living.
@KILLERAOC5 жыл бұрын
Really would wouldn’t it? The outcast role actually fits well in a way that most attempts to replicate it don’t.
@Novusod5 жыл бұрын
RPG nah. This subject has simulator written all over it.
@brianconnolly32674 жыл бұрын
These are incredibly well-made and researched videos. Thank you!
@elenikyritsi4785 жыл бұрын
I loved this video... I never thought there would be such detailed accounts on this profession! well done!
@Aconitum_napellus5 жыл бұрын
if given the choice of living next to a public latrine, lepertorium or a brothel I know which I would choose.
@EmployeeJoe6305 жыл бұрын
Lepertorium, those people are always willing to lend a hand
@michealcarr51345 жыл бұрын
Well lepper wouldn't wanna live near as fleas and lice can carry the disease, latrines would be bad for lungs from all ammonia and bacteria, and brothels would be noisy all night better but I guess being grumpy in morning would help you with morning executions
@Aconitum_napellus5 жыл бұрын
@@michealcarr5134 You know how some jokes are funnier if you don't over analyse them?
@kanonierable5 жыл бұрын
@@Aconitum_napellus Well it wasn't much of a joke to begin with, was it?
@Aconitum_napellus5 жыл бұрын
@@kanonierable Better than your joke, dick.
@fender84215 жыл бұрын
5:25....I see what you did there
@TheMohawkNinja5 жыл бұрын
He said that completely straight-faced, XD
@SethanderWald5 жыл бұрын
xD ikr? I'm not entirely sure if that pun was intentional, but it was well executed for sure. ;)
@cjdfv5 жыл бұрын
@@TheMohawkNinja There was an edit right after that phrase so there's no way he (or someone else in the room) didn't start laughing
@gmansplit5 жыл бұрын
Did you just say that Vincero watches are "luxury and handcrafted." That is one of the most hilarious statements I have ever heard. Great joke.
@greghemlock66795 жыл бұрын
Vincero watches handcrafted by the most skilled artisans that could be found among 14 year old slave girls in China whose life is so dismal they erect suicide nets below the windows
@gmansplit5 жыл бұрын
@@greghemlock6679 Precisely that combined with the highest quality, artisan level Chinese machines in the world, of course.
@bobby98475 жыл бұрын
When you have 40,000 people working at one place odds are someone is gonna kill themselves once in a while.
@biohazardlnfS5 жыл бұрын
@@bobby9847 more like 80,000 I heard it's like 3 to a cage
@jp-um2fr5 жыл бұрын
I see the comments here are from those that owe China $10,500,000,000,000. If it's rubbish who's the fool ?
@abrahamreviews5 жыл бұрын
Glad you finished the video. I thought you would leave me HANGING.
@Jenuin3 жыл бұрын
This was an awesome video and well done. The knowledge I never knew I needed to know.
@KuddlesbergTheFirst5 жыл бұрын
Vikings never had horn helms, executioner don't wear mask, and a t-rex actually was actually fluffy?
@kvonkirk23405 жыл бұрын
No but some Scandinavian Warlords would wear other men's skulls. There was a couple of cases at executions executioner would be so ugly they would make him wear a mask And thank God now that it's 2019 they are back to saying the T-Rex had scales. Cuz F the feathers.....
@franktheprank73365 жыл бұрын
@@kvonkirk2340 nobody is saying they had scales, dude they're the ancestors of birds what did you expect.
@kopeyka225 жыл бұрын
_Tyrannosaurus_ only had a sparse feathering.
@franktheprank73365 жыл бұрын
@@kopeyka22 I think I know what paper are you referring too, it got a lot of covering when it was published. I recommend you read the actual paper and not an online article about it(most of them, or at least the ones I seen, are wrong). That paper actually talks about the discovery of T-rex remains that showed the possibility for the animal to have a naked underbelly, the rest of the body is still known to be covered in feathers or at least proto feathers, with a more resently discovered exception in the tail. If anyone wants more info about it(and does not want to stare at scientific papers for hours) there's the channel "Trey the explained" he knows his stuff and constantly backs it up so I personally found him to be one of the most reliable source in this platform.
@stormisuedonym45994 жыл бұрын
@@franktheprank7336 The "rest" being the upper part of the trunk, which is _assumed_ to be covered in feathers. We have evidence of scales for the rest of its body. Given the size and climate _Tyrannosaurus_ lived in, it's entirely likely that it lost the feathers its ancestors had.
@MC-ii3qk5 жыл бұрын
Read " The Hangman's Daughter" series. Great read
@Imnotshortimfunsize5 жыл бұрын
Love those books!
@pLanetstarBerry4 жыл бұрын
Ok, I was trying to remember what that series was called! I used to work at a library and shelved that series a lot.
@rorykirklnd89575 жыл бұрын
Where did the idea of last meals come from for someone sentenced to death? And why is it felt that they are owed anything special? -my mom
@anaximanderofapollonia98425 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell, your mother is heartless! Cheers.
@anaximanderofapollonia98425 жыл бұрын
@@rorykirklnd8957 In regards to kindness, you don't show people kindness to feel good about yourself but because you yourself are kind. And your kindness is either the result of your understanding of other people's actions or if false, then it is a result of you taking into consideration the possibility of yourself being in the wrong with the actions which you are about to do to another. Being "so bad" is a subjective concept as one ending up on a death row =/= one being the evil incarnate but one going against the norm (e.g., in islam, apostasy = death and a muslim doubting islam = apostasy). And in absolutely the worst case scenario... People live their lives to the best of their abilities while trying to overcome their short comings. However, without realising what our short comings are, you cannot overcome them. So even if one was "absolutely so bad", then his/her lack of knowledge of what is "absolutely so good" was the result of his/her total ignorance of what that is, which already made his/her life a living hell. Therefore, to send them off to their deaths with the hopes of having just one good memory of this life is the least that you could do for them, even if they could not appreciate your gesture because they are incapable percieving kindness. You will do that because you are kind and you are kind because you understand. And since your mother does not understand, then she is "kind" only to those whom she likes so should she stop liking them, then she would also stop to show her "kindness" toward them. Cheers.
@halo3odst5 жыл бұрын
"I say, there never a dull moment around here.." *crowd looks at executioner with disgust.* "I said.... Theres never a dull.." *crowd chops off the executioner head.*
@killcharge43385 жыл бұрын
I guess we need a new head of execution Yeah I saw it too
@PeachDragon_5 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, i always wanted to become an executioner, thanks for the tutorial.
@filipskotnica9715 жыл бұрын
If only back then facebook existed, all the Executioners from across Europe could setup a friends group and thus find out they aren't alone in the world. Maybe even share a few tips&tricks regarding execution like meal recipes , post selfies with the soon-to-be #hanged people. Next thing they would have Executioner-Pride Marches in the streets...
@TexasBoyDrew5 жыл бұрын
Hahahhahaha
@basillah76505 жыл бұрын
Executioners were done in the public cutting their head off while hanging was done in jail by the jail warden, not executioner where a rope was tied around their neck and then the trap door opened for the rope to hold them around the neck until it breaks killing them.
@TCTGFAM5 жыл бұрын
I would start by doing an internship at a butcher's shop
@magnuslilleengen5 жыл бұрын
Back to school ai?
@gomahklawm44463 жыл бұрын
@@IamtheNight99 Keep spamming for your wanna-be dictator, he's out in a week.
@IamtheNight993 жыл бұрын
@@gomahklawm4446 Um...... Trump hates vegans...... And I hate him....
@gomahklawm44463 жыл бұрын
@@IamtheNight99 I hate both, nice that your spam seems to have been removed.
@613aristocrat5 жыл бұрын
9:10 Heh. Executioners made a killing doing their job.
@nahthisaintit3 жыл бұрын
Never a dull moment around this guy
@uni_versetones4 жыл бұрын
Simon is so smooth and professional. He can talk about death and I still feel warm and cozy.
@noddwyd5 жыл бұрын
"It's Whinnie the Pooh!" ... "He's refusing the blindfold!!"
@user-vn7ce5ig1z5 жыл бұрын
_The Bastard Executioner_ was amusing; shame it was cancelled.
@gangsterpenguin87095 жыл бұрын
5:25 "while there were potentially ways for an executioner to make a killing in the profession.." 🤣🤣🤣 horribly hilarious pun
@applejacks9715 жыл бұрын
Very interesting. Totally opposite of what I thought it would be like. Regarding the watches, I actually watched the entire 'ad' at the end. And it was well done!
@Mira-K5 жыл бұрын
Late 1700s Warsaw's executioner Stefan Böhm was an upstanding citizen and military veteran, who was literally begged by Warsaw's lord mayor to take the office after it was vacated. He was, strangely, very well-liked and (in somewhat dark humour way) popular among the citizens and became proverbial in Warsaw. Wrongdoers and ill-behaving children were threatened (for years after his retirement) with "visiting our dear Stefan for breakfast". He had a deforming scar from Russian saber on his face, making him kinda "creepy smiler"... One of the last executions he has performed were magnate traitors sentenced for bringing the country to the ruin and about-to-happen partition. The condemned paid him extremely well to ensure he makes it quick (Polish hanging method at that time had tendency to be a messy prolonged death), allowing him to retire as one of the wealthiest citizens.
@bulldogmadhav57625 жыл бұрын
They work as gardeners????
@anthonyhargis68555 жыл бұрын
Weed killers. LOL
@ezekielmartin43235 жыл бұрын
Presumably beheading dandelions
@rogersheddy.84975 жыл бұрын
Planting victims under the rose bushes
@frederikjrgensen73755 жыл бұрын
How did hans asperger discover aspergers syndrome?
@bugzyhardrada31685 жыл бұрын
Sounds logical enough
@rsrt69105 жыл бұрын
@Ambrose Burnside Yeah, I'll go along with that.
@shebbs15 жыл бұрын
@Ambrose Burnside seems legit.
@devinlabuda57135 жыл бұрын
@Ambrose Burnside thank you for that and sideburns!
@DrFranklynAnderson5 жыл бұрын
He visited 4chan once.
@soul2squeezy4395 жыл бұрын
"Ser Illyn, Bring me his head!"
@archiejmmiles68954 жыл бұрын
First time I’ve actually looked at a sponsor, new watch on the way!
@getoffmylawn89865 жыл бұрын
Amazingly informative video! Thanks for all your research.
@nates785 жыл бұрын
Vincero... a $15 watch for $150. Though, thank you for sponsoring an amazing channel.
@mrxcman92725 жыл бұрын
Vicero watches are a ripoff fashion brand. You can get better watches for the same price by Seiko, Orient, Citizen and even Hamiltons.
@axslaps5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like in a number of places I would have volunteered for that occupation.
@tihy9s1685 жыл бұрын
Very fascinating, good video man!
@7ajhubbell3 жыл бұрын
Thoughtfully presented. Thank you.
@isaiahdobesh51095 жыл бұрын
“Make a killing in the profession” I’m not sure if that is a great pun, or a terrible one you should be ashamed of, mr. script writer
@mikegrossberg86245 жыл бұрын
There's no such thing as a GOOD pun
@falkor65093 жыл бұрын
did most executioners know how to use the power of spin with the perfect rectangle?
@ferretzim86945 жыл бұрын
Why did KZbin recommend this? When will I ever need this information? Still, facinating
@TheRachaelLefler5 жыл бұрын
What if we could get reincarnated back in time, that would be a head trip... Haha heads...
@andyanimacion3d3 жыл бұрын
All of your videos excel, and this one was certaintainly not the exception. Please keep up your outstanding work! 👏👏👏
@thomasnieswandt88054 жыл бұрын
"Fun"fact The german Executioner named Rosenfeld, who had the duty to kill the Pirate Klaus Störtebeker and his 72 men crew, had a bargain with Störtebeker. The Mayor sat the deal. He would behead him, and the headless body of Störtebcker would standup and walk over to his men. The men he passed before "Störtebekers dead body" drop on the floor, should be free. Acording to legends, Störtebeker walked by 11! of his men before the Executioner got angry and pulled him a leg. The Mayor than said "I dont do bargains with pirates, Executioner kill them" So he did and in a few minutes he had all the crew killed and he was so quick and all 73 had been executed perfectly. The City-Counsil were speechless and ask him how he could be so professional with so many men? Proud of his work Rosenfeld answerd "Thats nothing, he could also behead the whole Counil before getting tired" Theese were his last words.......the Counsilmembers did not like the sound of that, and one member executed Rosenfeld on the spot.
@stormisuedonym45994 жыл бұрын
A legend, and an unlikely one as Stortebeker was probably dead a year prior to the alleged execution.
@thomasnieswandt88054 жыл бұрын
@@stormisuedonym4599 Of cause its an unlikely legend....but its fun to see how some citys talk about (spin legends around) Executioners
@greencreekranch5 жыл бұрын
Step 1 Make sure your parents name you charles faulx
@nozecone4 жыл бұрын
"This execution is brought to you by Vincero Watches!"
@ThisisBarris5 жыл бұрын
I love that you released a video on executions on the same day I released one about the guillotine. It's a brilliant coincidence!
@SethanderWald5 жыл бұрын
is your video sponsored by Brilliant by chance? lol, :P
@ThisisBarris5 жыл бұрын
@@SethanderWald Haha I wish!
@joshmaynard15053 жыл бұрын
Lobe watching these videos. Absolutely killing it
@KrautGoesWild5 жыл бұрын
A lot of old houses in Germany that are or were used as pubs or restaurants had a so-called "Henkerhaken" ("hangman's hook") on a nail hammered into the wall at a far-off corner of the room. The idea was to fasten a beer mug on a chain there because only the town's hangman was allowed to eat there - as mentioned in the video, no other people were allowed at the table - and nobody was allowed to drink from his mug.
@ezes.51255 жыл бұрын
I need the name of the painting's author at 1:40 please
@berrytharp13345 жыл бұрын
Bob
@RadioactivFallout5 жыл бұрын
Triumph of death by Peter Breughel the Elder. Is just the upper right corner. The painting is huge. That is a detail on the painting.
@berrytharp13345 жыл бұрын
@@RadioactivFallout His friends called him Bob.
@ezes.51255 жыл бұрын
@@RadioactivFallout thanks!
@aminawatson50195 жыл бұрын
RadioactivFallou
@imnotusingmyrealname45665 жыл бұрын
Video idea: How to become an executioner in Saudi Arabia?
@sleepingisathing65985 жыл бұрын
Just be a citizen
@user-do2nq7jo9h5 жыл бұрын
Up
@Lilas.Duveteux5 жыл бұрын
Saudi Arabia is the only country in the world were the profession of executioner is still dynastic.
@shina7795 жыл бұрын
Saw the thumbnail got excited, then read "in medieval times" * sadface, puts CV away.*
@davidodonovan16994 жыл бұрын
Well done sir. Great video. Great work. Very interesting.
@windsaw1514 жыл бұрын
In the archives my great-grandfather collected about the region we live in I found a list of fees for the executioner depending on the type of execution. The one thing I remember is that he got most money for breaking someone to the wheel. Which is hardly surprising. That must have been extremely taxing to the executioner both physically and mentally.
@HighCoup3335 жыл бұрын
You lost me at Vincero. Suddenly not interested in becoming a Medieval Executioner anymore for some reason.
@crypto665 жыл бұрын
Schmidt's upbringing made me realize executioners were technically sanctioned, and in some cases even trained, serial killers.
@rsrt69105 жыл бұрын
Yeah, well, that doesn't do any good if your talent is mass murder.
@andrewsuryali85405 жыл бұрын
Look up the history of the Sansons of France or the far more interesting eight generations of samurai "sword-testers" known as Yamada Asaemon. A photograph of Yamada Asaemon VIII actually exists, taken near the end of the Tokugawa era. His father Yamada Asaemon VII tutored Katsu Kaishu's father in the art of the sword. While Schmidt spent his entire life trying to get out of the business, here's an entire family out in Japan who made their name in the corridors of power by doing the same job for over two centuries.
@A-Town_From_Da_Lv5 жыл бұрын
“Hello,I seen your job ad and I’m very interested in applying for the Executioner Position”
@kathypappas68675 жыл бұрын
Wow, I'd never even thought of this before . This was so interesting !