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@aaaaaaaaaaa82404 жыл бұрын
WITCH
@DocFarmer4 жыл бұрын
Now now, I think you've jumped the gun a bit. How do you KNOW she's a witch? Does she look like one? Can you build a bridge out of her? Does she weigh the same as a duck?
@4dbullshitpatroll64 жыл бұрын
Hold on, in another Biz Blaze vid he mocked radiation proof silver underpants and here he's selling it
@1mm0rtaldreads4 жыл бұрын
Nah dude you went to far. 2 minutes is way to fucking long for an ad man.
@voidremoved4 жыл бұрын
bro you too old to throw your coat on the floor hang it up on the hook. Especially when the rug in your room is full of cookie crumbs and whatever that sticky substance is
@skipper41263 жыл бұрын
"Don't listen too her! She's a witch!" "I'm not a witch I'm your wife!" Man the princess bride had some of the best moments.
@jphilb3 жыл бұрын
Simon wouldn’t know.
@jeanrafael8733 жыл бұрын
To
@samy76443 жыл бұрын
@@jeanrafael873 I too was thinking the same.. lol
@markj.henderson88182 жыл бұрын
To*
@Loralanthalas Жыл бұрын
Its simply one of the best fairytales ever written... Disney didn't even have to butcher it to make it "mainstream".
@TheRealBatCave4 жыл бұрын
Biograpics on Simon Whistler.....
@jewell924 жыл бұрын
That makes his mum Whistler's mother?
@alexthompson36414 жыл бұрын
Just watch the cocaine video on his Business Blaze channel
@TheRealBatCave4 жыл бұрын
@@alexthompson3641 what does that have 2 do with good ol simon?
@ABrit-bt6ce4 жыл бұрын
An excellent thought. Daven Hiskey would be the obvious host. That's assuming someone doesn't want an hour long rant from Simons mum.
@FallingSloths4 жыл бұрын
I rather have a Biographics on Danny from Business Blaze
@JonsTunes4 жыл бұрын
My Mother-in-law's the last witch in Britain 🕸️
@Captainkirk884103 жыл бұрын
Push her down some stairs.
@fanboy80263 жыл бұрын
bruh
@DANGERTGM3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@MeccrugbyN113 жыл бұрын
@@Captainkirk88410 i tried that, she still lived the bloody cockroach
@npc82533 жыл бұрын
@@Captainkirk88410 Jesus
@TabithaHawk4 жыл бұрын
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science? - I am Arthur, king of the Britons.
@croissantj95884 жыл бұрын
Was rewatching the holy grail yesterday, hilarious film.
@stevecarter88104 жыл бұрын
Well, I didn't vote for you
@merseyviking4 жыл бұрын
This new learning amazes me! Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
@seddonlantz43113 жыл бұрын
Ha
@nfspbarrister56813 жыл бұрын
Oh no! Your phyton membership are revoked, that quote is from sir Berdevere to King Arthur, not from King Arthur Pendragon, that know laden coconut-carrying swallows, wheter it is european or african.
@EricDKaufman4 жыл бұрын
the last digging up of a body to spike its heart b/c people thought it was a vampire in the USA was 1959, near the campus of the University of Rhode Island
@BlauenDemon4 жыл бұрын
In 2003, in Romania they dug up a corpse and put a stake plus garlics into its ribcage, after which they burned the heart and made one of the women to drink the ashes. Source: The Guardian: A village still in thrall to Dracula
@Not.Your.Business3 жыл бұрын
@@BlauenDemon thx for sharing! as a transylvanian, I was unaware of this.
@Loralanthalas Жыл бұрын
O.0
@DavidSmith-ss1cg4 жыл бұрын
"She turned me into a NEWT!" Everyone turns to look at tall John Cleese, who sez, "Well, I got better..." So, remember that if your scales show that your suspected witch weighs as much as a duck, then you'll know for sure. Happy witch hunting, kids.
@GradyBroyles4 жыл бұрын
small pebbles?
@tomcat86624 жыл бұрын
Wood also floats and it burns.
@techordeath4 жыл бұрын
That checks out
@morrisminor564 жыл бұрын
Lead!
@scottmantooth87854 жыл бұрын
*today there would be a Witch Weigh App™ for instant analysis and comparative group surveys as to which witch to burn and those who might be more flame retardant and dressed in asbestos (albeit festive) robes or adorned with haberdashery augmented with a self activating sprinkler system carefully hidden within a prosthetic hunchback*
@tonieartemis3 жыл бұрын
In Canada, we had a similar law until recently. It was also used pretty recently, too, like 2015 or something. It was supposed to protect against fraud, but they removed it seeing as there are already laws against fraud, and that one is oddly specific.
@heronimousbrapson8634 жыл бұрын
Darren Stevens (bewitched) in bar talking ro drunk: "My wife is a witch" Drunk: "Aren't they all?"
@AsbestosMuffins4 жыл бұрын
pregnant 12 times, only successful 6, to quote Simon "THE PAST WAS THE WORST, YOU DON'T WANT TO GO THERE!"
@Loralanthalas Жыл бұрын
Yeah. People like to gloss over 1 in 5 is lost (I call them gods abortions). Most women you see have lost at least one pregnancy if not several. Its sad that even today women and health are never taught.
@CaptHollister4 жыл бұрын
Q:How do you know you're dealing with a fraudulent medium ? A:They claim to be a medium.
@WildStar20023 жыл бұрын
I never did this, but I always wanted to call up one of those psychic hotlines and say, "Okay, who am I and what is my question?" 😋
@alexkrycek33593 жыл бұрын
WildStar2002 I am sensing you have questions about yourself. I'm getting a John - or a Jane? There's a J in there, I'm getting a J - or an S. Someone who was close to you. They had a problem with their legs - or heart.
@WildStar20023 жыл бұрын
@@alexkrycek3359 Lol! 😂
@npc82533 жыл бұрын
@@alexkrycek3359 ah i am sensing someone close to you died and it was traumatic? You still havent goten over it. Yes and they.. Owned a pet or liked animals or wait something to do with animals..perhaps a name..
@georgebailey81793 жыл бұрын
@@npc8253 I'm sensing: you had a brother. Or maybe still have a brother. No? Perhaps someone close to you had a brother? It could be a sister instead of a brother. Or a pet cat.
@CMDPromptify4 жыл бұрын
"...the f***?" ~Winston Churchill
@deboralee16233 жыл бұрын
"We found a witch! May we burn her?" "How do you _know_ she is a witch?" "She appeared in a _TIFO_ video."
@jmchez9 ай бұрын
From the King James I (VI of Scotland) on Witchnunting: -- If someone is accused of witcraft and and gets angry and abusive toward his or her accusers, that is good evidence that the accused is, indeed, a witch. -- If someone comes to the defense of the accused and vouches for the innocence and honor, that is good evidence that the defender is, indeed, another witch.
@theophrastusbombastus13594 жыл бұрын
video starts @ 1:59
@the_bob_1473 жыл бұрын
"the last witch" All the witches out there: am I a joke to you?
@DragonTigerBoss3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@brunocerra18503 жыл бұрын
Do any of them weight the same as a duck ?
@manifestationsofasort3 жыл бұрын
Me lol
@wavs19953 жыл бұрын
This man is a history channel, v sauce, and your daily dose of internet all at once
@baldieman644 жыл бұрын
I remember my grandmother freaking out about a young girl making what she saw as witch marks. This would have been in the mid 1970's.
@generaldissaray41094 жыл бұрын
today i found out that simon changes his sweater when he enters a room just like mr rogers
@JoeWuhPuh4 жыл бұрын
I love how much enjoyment Simon gets out of all the sponsorship gear, he's like a kid on Christmas with it all lol
@clintparsons39894 жыл бұрын
These days they just dance around Salisbury plain.
@MandleRoss3 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck builds a Stonehenge?
@millsathn3 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, she was born just up the road from me haha. Callander is a lovely village.
@zappawench60484 жыл бұрын
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle only believed in spiritualism because he had lost a son in the war. His emotions supersede his intellect because he grieved for his son so much and wanted to be able to speak to him again.
@KlaxontheImpailr2 жыл бұрын
Well, I sure can’t fault him for that :(
@festival30514 жыл бұрын
Simon's a Wizard 🧙♂️
@Lngbrdninjamasta4 жыл бұрын
Or a sorcerer 🔥 ⚡ 🌀 🌴
@alw28394 жыл бұрын
But.....but...im just Simon...i can't be a...a wizard.
@danboanca43944 жыл бұрын
Send him to the ranch
@Infamous414 жыл бұрын
Or a warlock
@johnnydollar6664 жыл бұрын
Pinball Wizard?
@billyjmcbee4 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Simon & team!
@davidcirkovsky19534 жыл бұрын
I love that business blaze simon is slowly seaping in to other channels :D
@enscroggs4 жыл бұрын
0:34 I knew this before watching -- the last woman charged with witchcraft was a spiritualist medium who during WW2 told a woman her son had died when his ship, the battleship HMS Barum, sank. Barum did in fact sink (after exploding spectacularly on film!) but the Admiralty wanted to keep it secret. Let's see if I'm right...
@enscroggs4 жыл бұрын
Well, partially right. According to Simon, Mrs. Duncan wasn't the last woman charged with witchcraft, but she was the last imprisoned for that crime. I give myself a solid B+.
@billylauwda91783 жыл бұрын
@@enscroggs HMS Barham not Barum, there was no Queen Elizabeth Class Battleships called Barum.
@prunabluepepper4 жыл бұрын
Witch hunting is even today an accepted reason for refugee asylum according to the UNHCR.
@jamesfry89833 жыл бұрын
True but they tend to be African
@alias2013 жыл бұрын
Yes, because if they think you're a witch, they will try to burn your house down with you inside. Source: I'm South African. This happens a lot
@jeane18893 жыл бұрын
@@alias201 yes. Sad but true.
@jeane18893 жыл бұрын
@@jamesfry8983 good morning. A lot of witch hunting still happens in Africa, but it is also a problem in Asia. I wrote a book about that topic. Turns out in India about 2100 witch murders took place between the year 2000 and 2012. It also happens in other counties such as Thailand, Papua New Guinea etc. It even happens in the USA or Europe. Its ridiculous and sad.
@colehalford18933 жыл бұрын
“I’m wearing their trousers, I’m wearing their socks, and I’m wearing… their slippers.”
@hypoaktivnaovca3 жыл бұрын
Does that mean that they are naked from the waist down?
@animerlon4 жыл бұрын
Who knew Simon was channeling Mr Rogers? I now want an intro where Simon comes in, changes his shoes & into his hoodie. All the while singing 'It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood'.
@arnman20933 жыл бұрын
Nice uplifting video for Christmas.
@zafarsyed64374 жыл бұрын
Awww- Simon, you're just like Mr. Rogers, so nice of you.
@ashergoney4 жыл бұрын
merry christmas to all
@philippdase36263 жыл бұрын
Just saw an old business blaze where you talk about Mack Weldon. Glad to see they sponsored you
@Ubersnuber3 жыл бұрын
People that gain money for scamming others should be locked in. End of. “I have done nothing!” Uh huh
@sidraket3 жыл бұрын
we would have to arrest all advertisers. I agree
@Ubersnuber3 жыл бұрын
@@sidraket my wet dream
@superdays79333 жыл бұрын
@@sidraket you are advertising your idea for arresting all advertising.
@theprimo1004 жыл бұрын
As long as they're not claiming their silver underwear protects against radiation.
@billyjoejimbob753 жыл бұрын
It'll stop alpha and beta.
@jamesfry89833 жыл бұрын
@@billyjoejimbob75 but will it stop the government satellites from reading my mind if I put them on my head
@melissaa.bernstein9104 жыл бұрын
Your promo for Mack Weldon, describing your outside and office clothing, makes me think of Mr. Whistler's Neighborhood!
@RAS_Squints4 жыл бұрын
SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!
@pat3704 жыл бұрын
A newt?!
@RAS_Squints4 жыл бұрын
well...... I got better...
@NicoBabyman14 жыл бұрын
BURN HER ANYWAY!
@robertdoherty20014 жыл бұрын
‘’I’m not a witch! They just dressed me as one!’’ ‘’Well, we did do the nose....’’
@seanmessick93303 жыл бұрын
And the clothes
@owlthepirate59973 жыл бұрын
I just found this channel! I'm very happy I did! I just subscribed, I can't wait to see what he will come out with next!
@moonwalkdreamer4 жыл бұрын
It starts on 1:55
@Bubbaist4 жыл бұрын
Hi Simon- Here’s an idea for a future episode, or maybe part of a top ten. Have you heard about the last tree in the Sahara? There was one very lonely tree in Niger that was the only tree in the Sahara outside the oasises. It met its end in 1973 when a Libyan truck driver hit it. One tree in the... whole... freaking... Sahara, and he still couldn’t miss it! This could be part of an episode on history’s worst drivers, or something like that.
@Infamous414 жыл бұрын
Settle down, there are a bunch of trees in the Sahara that was just a myth made by environmentalist
@Bubbaist4 жыл бұрын
Yes, but they’re in the oasis. Look up the photo on Google Images.
@mytxmygun63004 жыл бұрын
Oh it's the last witch? I got really excited for a minute
@ktlemongrass51294 жыл бұрын
I work in a witchcraft store and loved this.. I’d like to see more biographics on “witches” or witchcraft. Aleister Crowley is definitely and Interesting one, of you haven’t made a video on him yet.
@kingjames48864 жыл бұрын
"she's telling that man where to find the barbar! she's a witch!!"
@cabanissmedia27514 жыл бұрын
So mote it be ~BB. This was awesome
@RetTheEditor4 жыл бұрын
I Imagine Simon entering his house like Mr Roger's.... Singing about cocaine...
@animerlon4 жыл бұрын
Shit, you already said it.
@RGC-gn2nm4 жыл бұрын
Alledgedly
@voidremoved4 жыл бұрын
Simons flow of coaine must be interrupted by the covid lockdown, its why Simon is acting especially strange these days. Dude is going to lose it if we cant get a harbor drop through one of these day
@snowangelnc4 жыл бұрын
6:33 What the heck is that a picture of!?!?
@kain00674 жыл бұрын
Someone coming up from a vat of taffy?
@peteoconnor63884 жыл бұрын
Can't tell, I even took a pic of the image and did a Google search (just saw an old-timey photo, maybe a b&w search?)
@peteoconnor63884 жыл бұрын
Maybe its something by Zdzislaw Beksinski? Looks like his work.
@merseyviking4 жыл бұрын
You fool! Now you have acknowledged its existence it will come after you relentlessly!
@peteoconnor63883 жыл бұрын
@@merseyviking Too late (written from the afterlife).
@ourglass33464 жыл бұрын
Just so everyone knows mack weldon makes really great stuff- boxer briefs are the coziest and theres no obnoxious logo or branding, they do it right-
@sallyintucson4 жыл бұрын
How about one on Gerald Garner? After retiring, he started Wicca (modern day witchcraft) in the 1940’s in England. It’s been accepted by the US Military as a legal religion too.
@veenoir19914 жыл бұрын
Last witch? I thought noel fielding was still alive?
@Letthestarlight4 жыл бұрын
He could get away with being a witch tbh
@mred80024 жыл бұрын
Wha about Nancy Pelosi?
@veenoir19914 жыл бұрын
@@mred8002 shes a goblin. Gold hoarder.
@mred80024 жыл бұрын
@@veenoir1991 ✌️
@Sydney-Casket-Base3 жыл бұрын
XD love this comment omg
@mwolkove2 жыл бұрын
Simon's ad copy made me think of Mister Rogers, with him changing his shoes when he gets to his office.
@victoriavvc3 жыл бұрын
Right now I'm just trying to understand why I already knew that quote from Winston Churchill....
@IdeasExchange14 жыл бұрын
Edinburgh had a 'fashionable' suburb ;)
@PhotoFlight4 жыл бұрын
Couple ideas for episodes. 1) What is the process to "Declare Martial Law" in a democracy? Like say, the US 2) If you found an actual alien artifact, extraterrestrial device, debris or full working spaceship would you be able to keep it? If not, who has the authority to take it from you?
@JWSmythe4 жыл бұрын
If you have a fully working alien spaceship, ownership is whoever figures out how to lock the doors first. If you get in, lock the doors, and fly away first, there's absolutely nothing they can do about it. Well, assuming you manage the "fly away" part. A surface to air missile is effective up to 70k feet up or 28 miles. Up is a lot shorter than over. The local government always has the right to declare anything in their jurisdiction as their property. See "Eminent domain". If your local government doesn't have an eminent domain law, fall back on the golden rule ... "the people with the guns make the rules". The national government is usually the group with the most firepower, to separate you from your newly acquired alien spaceship. If you're in a smaller country, expect the US, Russia, China, to come assist you with surrendering your newly acquired alien spaceship. If you're lucky, you'll get a friendly mention for assisting in the recovery of a wayward weather balloon. If you saw too much, your next of kin will be notified of the tragic boating accident that you were in.
@yokesandspokes4 жыл бұрын
What happened to jettisoned fuel tanks during air to air combat? Are there any records of casualties from falling tanks?
@TheEvilCommenter4 жыл бұрын
Good video 👍
@chris876903 жыл бұрын
I got a question, potentially a video idea. Where do countries with longer histories start at? When I was in school, we mostly started at Columbus sailing to the Americas and quickly progressed to the thirteenth colonies. But where do countries start at that have been around for a much longer time? (Ex. England, France, Spain...)
@kirbymarchbarcena4 жыл бұрын
SIMON: Let's talk about the last witch of Britain MAN: I thought you were talking about my third wife
@KyleCowden3 жыл бұрын
Do you sing "Be My Neighbor" while changing into your slippers? I totally would. 😁
@jmchez9 ай бұрын
From the King James I (VI of Scotland) on Witchnunting: -- If someone is accused of witcraft and and gets angry and abusive toward his or her accusers, that is good evidence that the accused is, indeed, a witch. -- If someone comes to the defense of the accused and vouches for the innocence and honor, that is good evidence that the defender is, indeed, another witch.
@angelwhispers20604 жыл бұрын
1:59 to skip ad
@juliagulia69553 жыл бұрын
Ok Mr.Rogers with your Mack Weldon.
@old-fashionedcoughypot4 жыл бұрын
Which witch is rich?
@thetropicaldream59334 жыл бұрын
I thought the last witch was Margaret Thatcher.
@Apledore3 жыл бұрын
You take off your shoes, put on your slippers . . . take off your coat, put on your sweatshirt . . . so, you’re KZbin’s Mr. Rogers. 😉
@fleeingglory43524 жыл бұрын
yea that's cool and all but I'm still mad at nvidia for censoring media outlets
@Wolfe9114 жыл бұрын
We recently, in the last few years, had someone charged under a witchcraft law in my province. Took me by surprise.
@Abraxium4 жыл бұрын
Where are you from?
@Wolfe9114 жыл бұрын
Thomas Heurlin The Great White North.
@Abraxium4 жыл бұрын
@@Wolfe911 Saskatchewan vibes tbh
@Wolfe9114 жыл бұрын
Thomas Heurlin nope.
@bobthegoat70904 жыл бұрын
Exploiting the grief of others is a horrible business. Why in the world should anybody want to pardon her even if the law used was a bit iffy
@ashleyjennings88813 жыл бұрын
If you think her exploitation of death was bad, you'd better never look at the funeral industry. Most humans now have their deaths exploited for money.
@Agustin-zg5wk3 жыл бұрын
I find it insulting how illegal it is to bury my loved ones in family land.
@EricDKaufman3 жыл бұрын
The last with was in Rhode Island died in early 1950's, and after a week or so they dug her up and hammered a stake through her chest. The cemetery is right beside University of Rhode Island and at night, definitely a top 5 creepy cemetary that I know of.
@juancasinisterra4 жыл бұрын
2:00 You are welcome
@briancoon6413 жыл бұрын
I know in my country Salem Massachusetts do have witch hunts.
@Ryan5Man3 жыл бұрын
My great grandmother was a spiritualist who immigrated from Rhineland Palatinate. According to my mother, my great grandmother also believed herself to be a witch with the power to hex people she didn’t like. She supposedly hexed her daughter (my grandmother) for being the first person in the family to acquire a college education.
@Loralanthalas Жыл бұрын
Ive always found it odd that anyone would choose negative since it comes back. Cut off your nose to spite your face, as the saying goes.
@jaygee4343 жыл бұрын
The last witchcraft execution in Britain was in Exeter, Devon at Rougemont Castle. The ruins of which are still visitable :)
@bettyswollocks16703 жыл бұрын
It was good that she put on a Punch and Judy show on as well to keep the kids quiet
@ramblingrob46933 жыл бұрын
Lol. Judy an Judy now
@thomaswillett99033 жыл бұрын
Would love to see a video on Jane Wenham - The last witch of Walkern.
@T33K3SS3LCH3N3 жыл бұрын
So many supernatural charlatans still preying on the vulnerable. The motive behind the case against her may have been bad, but the accusation and reasoning were solid.
@munchuriancandidate7 ай бұрын
Dude has a video on everything 😂🙏🏴thank you!
@andrew238904 жыл бұрын
next on business blaze "pseudoscience part 5: mack weldon's magic silver underwear"
@rawwset4 жыл бұрын
Wait silver trousers!? Didnt that kickstarter fail?
@constancemiller37534 жыл бұрын
Good on Winston Churchill. Witchcraft trial waste or fighting the devils across the channel? Absurd. My favorite WW2 witch is Angela Lansbury in🔮 Bedknobs & Broomsticks.
@StrawberryBatman3 жыл бұрын
Video actually starts at 1:57
@Luke-op3to3 жыл бұрын
And today this is our sponsor! I just happen to be a walking billboard!
@mdr483713 жыл бұрын
I'm just here for the Monty Python quotes
@mikemarsh73873 жыл бұрын
Simon is a KZbin legend
@Otokichi7864 жыл бұрын
1:55 Mack Weldon has been sent packing.
@TLeMills3 жыл бұрын
I knew Bideford would be in this video!!
@raz1987a4 жыл бұрын
Wait is the Spencer the former nuke safe underwear?? From the failed Kickstarter part 3 from yesterday?? Do thay work??
@pgup_54064 жыл бұрын
Is it 100% pure silver and does it stop radiation from my phone
@Grindie14284 жыл бұрын
What’s the background music?
@lolbored8013 жыл бұрын
So... That Mack Weldon plug reminded me of Mister Rogers Neighborhood. You need to watch the beginning of his tv shows. You'll see why. lol
@palakdas82053 жыл бұрын
If my cars brakes fail and im involved in an accident will i be punished Any idea
@davidrhodes71883 жыл бұрын
Why aren't submariners weightless while submerged?
@hemberger913 жыл бұрын
Not to bash the sponsor, but wouldn’t brass be more effective and cheaper
@ArmandoDiazMiami4 жыл бұрын
You should film when you get to work and take off your hoodie and change into your slippers while singing "won't you be my neighbor" 😂
@mgcnashville66154 жыл бұрын
You should do a biographic on Edgar Casey
@Masterpg20074 жыл бұрын
2:00
@Micsmit_453 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: micro silver woven into clothes is a sort of big problem for sewage treatment because it kills off the bacteria used there. Source: close friend of mine works ata sewage treatment plant.
@5Xlowe3 жыл бұрын
Plenty in Glastonbury
@markbyrd90174 жыл бұрын
Why on the Allied Side are flame throwers only shown in the Pacific in most Media? Was it a U.S. only weapon against the Japanese entrenchments?