The Commander Deck Of The Future...Today! | A Descent Into Magic: The Gathering Madness

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Tolarian Community College

Tolarian Community College

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@TolarianCommunityCollege
@TolarianCommunityCollege 2 жыл бұрын
Ravnica Guild Fight! Izzet vs Selesnya vs Gruul vs Dimir | Shuffle Up & Play #15: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqG1gZt3ZqurbbM
@Pacotille_6529
@Pacotille_6529 2 жыл бұрын
No monarch?
@Greg501-
@Greg501- 2 жыл бұрын
Reject gimmicks, return to Godo Helm
@tcgmetaslayer4202
@tcgmetaslayer4202 2 жыл бұрын
Mtg is becoming a meme sticker board game that wishes it was hearthstone which is not even a true paper card game, its a video game that fools its player base coercing them to spend money on intangible “cards” that are worthless and can be deleted once the servers fall to the mighty holy warriors of destiny leaving poor players with nothing but shattered hopes and dreams
@Greg501-
@Greg501- 2 жыл бұрын
@@tcgmetaslayer4202 That's Spellslingers
@rolandking640
@rolandking640 2 жыл бұрын
Wow thanks for highlighting the future of Magic the Gathering. So do I get out now or yesterday? Seriously this isn't what I signed up for when I started with original Zendikar
@AnthonySmith-sc4zs
@AnthonySmith-sc4zs 2 жыл бұрын
I see the strat here is to get your other playgroup members so confused they concede and you win automatically. Pretty genius honestly.
@Maulwurm1
@Maulwurm1 2 жыл бұрын
I made such a deck exactly for this strategy. Lost in turn 4 against a combo deck. Unfortunately all my friends play tryhard-no-fun decks xD
@trax72
@trax72 2 жыл бұрын
Could also result in an insta loss for being declared a banned deck.
@wadewilson5712
@wadewilson5712 2 жыл бұрын
i thought it was to piss them off so they just roll up , who wants all the mechanics and have stickers on their cards ?
@sandwichboy1268
@sandwichboy1268 2 жыл бұрын
@@trax72 how? Every card in it is commander legal!
@ohyea456
@ohyea456 2 жыл бұрын
I made a chaos deck that literally did just that. It wasn't the purpose as all the chaos effects really did make it more likely I would win, but people just didn't want to figure out how to play once 2-3 chaos inducing enchantments were on the field. IE Grip of Chaos, all targets are chosen randomly.
@makenawatkins
@makenawatkins 2 жыл бұрын
“You could argue that dungeons are a lot like carnivals.” Every Rakdos member turns to the camera and smirks
@tagmata1872
@tagmata1872 2 жыл бұрын
We don’t talk about clown rakdos
@Games-xd6lx
@Games-xd6lx 2 жыл бұрын
Every day that passes we get closer and closer to that ProZD video where he taps Farm Land to play Dairy Cow with 5 Milk Counters and just confuses the opponent to death.
@jeromefournier9667
@jeromefournier9667 2 жыл бұрын
Someday... someday we will be having cheese tasting phases and moooing infinite in M:TG.
@TehKorwinMikke
@TehKorwinMikke 2 жыл бұрын
I want to milk Sona from League of Legends.
@mugthemagpie3001
@mugthemagpie3001 2 жыл бұрын
Someone told me there were cheese-related things on MTG already.
@Peronioz
@Peronioz 2 жыл бұрын
@@mugthemagpie3001 The Cheese Stands Alone is silver-bordered.
@Halinn
@Halinn 2 жыл бұрын
Secret Lair: ProZD
@InsomniaticVampire
@InsomniaticVampire 2 жыл бұрын
At first I thought it was a parody sketch but then the joke kept going. It was just as impressive as it was horrifying like some neo-eldritch horror.
@ryanjones_rheios
@ryanjones_rheios 2 жыл бұрын
Its true, the current state of MTG and WOTC's handling of it does make us feel ignored, insignificant, and terrifyingly ignorant of what exactly they'll do and how far they'll go in pursuit of that nebulous goal. (I mean, it does help a little that the motivation seems to be money, but knowing Nyarlathotep loves domination doesn't make him any less alien or terrifying.)
@mjunhzbgt1
@mjunhzbgt1 2 жыл бұрын
I got the same vibes from the "too many cooks" video from adultswim. The joke goes on and on and it turns into a nightmare... a funny nightmare but still horrifying :'D
@MrPFMneto
@MrPFMneto 2 жыл бұрын
Neon eldritch* 😏
@m1p30
@m1p30 2 жыл бұрын
Prof is the pro at a 18 minute long gag, so good.
@AzureOctive
@AzureOctive 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that Graveyard order matters, banding and that phasing happens before the untap step :P
@DebatablePlays
@DebatablePlays 2 жыл бұрын
Between this and game knights, Prof truly is in his villain era
@GrounderPlus
@GrounderPlus 2 жыл бұрын
He's just trying to adapt the the meta Wizards is trying to build as a corporate culture.
@wolfattacker1
@wolfattacker1 2 жыл бұрын
New professor lore just dropped.
@wadewilson5712
@wadewilson5712 2 жыл бұрын
@@wolfattacker1 im guessing it includes him being "completed" and he becomes the the newest praetor
@andrewspears8891
@andrewspears8891 2 жыл бұрын
@@wadewilson5712 Compleated
@growliff5998
@growliff5998 2 жыл бұрын
The real endgame is this channel turning into a flesh and blood channel
@ruairip7722
@ruairip7722 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he doesn't shorten the commander's name to just "Ambassador" or "Bloop" but says the whole name every time to just hammer in the state of magic
@MichaelMoore99
@MichaelMoore99 Жыл бұрын
Specifically, he says it WRONG every single time. 😀
@phoenixantis6994
@phoenixantis6994 2 жыл бұрын
I can legitimately feel Prof dying inside this entire deck tech
@TransformersBoss
@TransformersBoss 2 жыл бұрын
His voice kind of sounded like a grieving man for some parts
@Wolfsspinne
@Wolfsspinne 2 жыл бұрын
It's worse than dying, he went all out insane. He better should join MaRo in his regular lobotomy sessions.
@thelunchlady8276
@thelunchlady8276 2 жыл бұрын
@@Wolfsspinne Open a door, get kicked by a horse, call it a day.
@Crymble
@Crymble 2 жыл бұрын
"A Stickerrrr..."
@skuldlove
@skuldlove 2 жыл бұрын
Better watch out, you are giving WotC a new idea for their next Secret Lair: Commander deck release.
@dylanmiller9162
@dylanmiller9162 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the perfect intersection of 'Old man yells at cloud' and 'Old man weaponizes cloud to rain shit on everyone'
@stephenandolino
@stephenandolino Жыл бұрын
Yes!
@AkodoNoEyes
@AkodoNoEyes Жыл бұрын
This comment is so underrated!!!!
@michaelsimmons8613
@michaelsimmons8613 2 жыл бұрын
I love how you can feel Prof dying a bit more everytime he says Ambassador Blopityblorbloob
@agentorangecb1
@agentorangecb1 2 жыл бұрын
Wicker Picker the sticker kicker giver....!
@Volkbrecht
@Volkbrecht 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he messed up the spelling intentionally.
@TrimutiusToo
@TrimutiusToo Ай бұрын
Worst part is that he is mispronouncing the name
@PeterButchens
@PeterButchens 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for showing us this beginner friendly deck. I hope to intoduce my friends to commander with this!
@werothegreat
@werothegreat 2 жыл бұрын
I am endlessly amused that you can hear the Prof just slowly dying inside with each card he describes, but the deck actually seems like it was well-constructed for the theme being gone for.
@sandwichboy1268
@sandwichboy1268 2 жыл бұрын
It does seem well-constructed for its theme. It's just, the theme is "stax but less (or more) toxic" (instead of preventing people from playing, you simply make them not want to play)
@dsadams17
@dsadams17 2 жыл бұрын
He quickly realized how much of a prank he pulled on himself once he saw how many times he's already said 'Bloppityblorpbloop'
@alexandercandicedad1355
@alexandercandicedad1355 2 жыл бұрын
I'm legitimately curious and excited to play this deck!
@SpydrXIII
@SpydrXIII 2 жыл бұрын
@@dsadams17 and he never once pronounced it right.
@JTTMal
@JTTMal 2 жыл бұрын
That poignant pause after “Godzilla is the perfect way to give trample to Ambassador blorpityblorpboop” got me good.
@Drysart
@Drysart 2 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see a deck built like this *actually* played; maybe on a Shuffle Up and Play episode -- just to see how miserable all the extra mechanics make the gameplay.
@wadewilson5712
@wadewilson5712 2 жыл бұрын
saying he will play it as a joke but i dont think i want to see the deck played
@Maverick2736
@Maverick2736 2 жыл бұрын
You might as well ask for a stax deck or something equally as reviled and fun-murdering for everyone at the table.
@aegisgolem6817
@aegisgolem6817 2 жыл бұрын
Unironically I hope he does this
@sandwichboy1268
@sandwichboy1268 2 жыл бұрын
@@Maverick2736 this is like stax but it doesn't prevent others from playing. It just makes them not WANT to
@danikahicks2210
@danikahicks2210 2 жыл бұрын
Player removal may be the best removal in this case.
@alexwang8560
@alexwang8560 2 жыл бұрын
You know what this deck needs? A card like Bösium Strip to give you maximum value for instants and sorceries. Just make sure that if any opponent needs to view your graveyard for whatever reason they don’t mess up the order.
@benjyskutch-freedman6839
@benjyskutch-freedman6839 2 жыл бұрын
Oh god I hate it
@drewvfox
@drewvfox 2 жыл бұрын
Also make sure you put it back in order after randomly pulling a card from it with trash bin
@yorokobeshitbag4618
@yorokobeshitbag4618 2 жыл бұрын
Now THIS is Magic as Richard Garfield intended
@PhyrexianGrace
@PhyrexianGrace 2 жыл бұрын
Professor wins one game on camera and immediately hits his villain arc
@TheBizzerker
@TheBizzerker 2 жыл бұрын
If you want to add to the fun you could try also including a couple of werewolves with the original transform to use in conjunction with the new day/night mechanic.
@itsallenwow
@itsallenwow 2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭 why do they play so confusing together lmao. that still bothers me
@TransformersBoss
@TransformersBoss 2 жыл бұрын
And a copy of Moonmist
@CTimmerman
@CTimmerman 2 жыл бұрын
Plus some phasers. It's the future after all!
@malakimphoros2164
@malakimphoros2164 2 жыл бұрын
Both Shroud and Hexproof creatures
@dorsalfin22
@dorsalfin22 2 жыл бұрын
@@TransformersBossoof. or should I say...woof
@Ein0r10
@Ein0r10 2 жыл бұрын
It has everything! Godzilla, stickers, transformers, werewolves, dungeons etc. And the professor couldn't pronounce his commander's name correctly even once! 5/7 would recommend! I really want to see this deck in action now. Maybe in a Shuffle up an Play session? Sacrificing an Arm, a leg and your dignity to drag three victims to the table is just a small price to pay!
@forloveofthepage2361
@forloveofthepage2361 2 жыл бұрын
Wizards of the ____ "Y'all can fill in that blank at home." killed me. I laughed so hard. What, no Monarch?
@gonzalomb5026
@gonzalomb5026 2 жыл бұрын
I've also missed any sort of energy, and a poison-based alternative win con lol
@andrewspears8891
@andrewspears8891 2 жыл бұрын
Monarch is probably to old, and honestly prof is aiming for "most confusing" and monarch is pretty straightforward and enjoyed by most players.
@xChikyx
@xChikyx 2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewspears8891 but it's yet *another* thing to keep track of
@MinstrelSauce
@MinstrelSauce 2 жыл бұрын
Yes no phasing? Missed opportunity hahaha
@GerBessa
@GerBessa 2 жыл бұрын
Mom : We have monarch in the dungeon. Monarch in the dungeon :
@PyronKintay
@PyronKintay 2 жыл бұрын
Love the deck! I'd try and make space for at least some of these: - Monarch cards like Court of Bounty to help with card advantage. Wouldn't it be fun tracking both Monarch and Initiative at the same time? - Duskwatch Recruiter, a great source of card advantage on an original werewolf. I'm sure it won't be too cunfusing tracking both it and the day/night cycle. - MDFC lands for maximum mana base efficiency. - One of each full-text basic land for the aesthetic. - Cryptic Spires. Remember to circle green and blue before the game starts. - And last but not least, Space Beleren for that immaculate space sector ability.
@origaminosferatu3357
@origaminosferatu3357 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't Space Beleren Blue/White? Sadly don't think we can play him.
@wombleking
@wombleking 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget some of the voting cards from Conspiracy!
@RafaelAAMerlo
@RafaelAAMerlo 2 жыл бұрын
I was coming here to comment half of these! XD As the folks said, just switch the Space Beleren to Karn Liberated, for when they wish for this madness to be over you restart it all again :P And what about Kumena's Awakening for just a touch of City's Blessing?
@SeleenShadowpaw
@SeleenShadowpaw Жыл бұрын
We also need some cards with clash because everyone love engagement. Oh, also some cards with hideaway, imprint, morph and manifest. Of course we'll also insist on using proper exile zones because we just always keep forgetting our damn triggers when the cards are tucked away where they belong.
@hamishfox
@hamishfox Жыл бұрын
Gotta also add the dryad arbor that looks just like a basic forest!
@coolnerdstuff
@coolnerdstuff 2 жыл бұрын
I know people aren't going to seriously build this deck, but the Prototype creatures from BRO technically all have high mana values, so they're completely legal to run with Keruga!
@TheLuckySpades
@TheLuckySpades 2 жыл бұрын
I unironically want to make a "rules mess" deck, either I'm throwing all the weird timing shenanigans (suspend, fading, echo,...) or I'm doing this mess Maybe both
@ich3730
@ich3730 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheLuckySpades the thing about these decks is, you play that exactly once xD after that nobody wants to sit through it again xD
@bestaround3323
@bestaround3323 2 жыл бұрын
@@ich3730 and this is why you proxy it
@TehKorwinMikke
@TehKorwinMikke 2 жыл бұрын
Imma play it now.
@TehKorwinMikke
@TehKorwinMikke 2 жыл бұрын
Or maybe just throw all the messy cards into a cube.
@DaniEl-hc7qn
@DaniEl-hc7qn 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the amazing deck tech, Professor. I felt my soul trying to escape out of my body on multiple occasions throughout this video.
@PotatoGuidanceMissle
@PotatoGuidanceMissle 2 жыл бұрын
Do these cards all come as pre-curled foils or do I have to wait for them to curl naturally?
@tripled2096
@tripled2096 2 жыл бұрын
I folded them in half myself
@Ninthtail9
@Ninthtail9 2 жыл бұрын
@@tripled2096 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wadewilson5712
@wadewilson5712 2 жыл бұрын
most of the time the foils have been coming in box "pringled"
@JustMonikaOk
@JustMonikaOk 2 жыл бұрын
You've got to wait, but fortunately it's only about 24 hours.
@russelltodd5255
@russelltodd5255 2 жыл бұрын
@@tripled2096 be careful what you say or that will be the next mechanic. Origami magic.
@brentlewis7320
@brentlewis7320 2 жыл бұрын
Next we need a callback deck that plays with banding, horsemanship, cumulative upkeep, and a few cards where reading the card does not explain the card.
@hoppeltrottel7484
@hoppeltrottel7484 2 жыл бұрын
Like Chains of Mephistopheles? Honestly, I'm playing MtG since 1995, but I still have no idea what that card does. :-/
@philiphunt-bull5817
@philiphunt-bull5817 Жыл бұрын
Reading Blood Moon does not explain Blood Moon
@TheLordRumfish
@TheLordRumfish Жыл бұрын
I figured out Ice Cauldron, but it wasn't worth the effort.
@GoodRogue
@GoodRogue 2 жыл бұрын
This is, without doubt, one of the decks for Commander ever made
@welfmattern1200
@welfmattern1200 2 жыл бұрын
Wildly underrated comment.
@stoogeslap
@stoogeslap 2 жыл бұрын
@@welfmattern1200 another wildly underrated comment of an underrated comment (sort of like Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil)...
@tirlio
@tirlio 2 жыл бұрын
It's definitely among other decks, that's for sure.
@TopsideCrisis346
@TopsideCrisis346 2 жыл бұрын
This deck has cards. It has a strategy. It has synergies and combos. 🤔
@kevinkerwin4118
@kevinkerwin4118 2 жыл бұрын
The only thing less inspired than the mechanics of this deck is this stale retarded meme that people think is clever because they watch a guy talk.
@Jidayun
@Jidayun 2 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be someone's first time watching this channel and that's an extremely funny idea to imagine how stunlocked they are.
@NegativeMagikarp
@NegativeMagikarp 2 жыл бұрын
Sir, you are one of my favorite people on the planet. The strength you had to do this video.... You're an inspiration.
@elijahpatterson3583
@elijahpatterson3583 2 жыл бұрын
I really love how you specifically named the UB alters, like Defiling Blows and Re-Roll. Knowing your stance on them, it really helped rub the message in a little deeper. Small touch but it made me happy. Love your content!
@__-be1gk
@__-be1gk 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not convinced, you'll need to play this vs other people to show me this is the deck of the future
@marhawkman303
@marhawkman303 2 жыл бұрын
nnnn yes, really need to see a deck like this in action to fully appreciate the genius of it. :D
@LadyTsunade777
@LadyTsunade777 2 жыл бұрын
Some more suggested additions for this deck: Experience, Energy, Ixidor (to force face-down cards), Foretell cards, Suspend (especially the ones that re-suspend themselves on resolution like Cyclical Evolution and Inspiring Refrain), Phasing, City's Blessing, Monarch, Exert, Stun counters, Shield counters, keyword counters, Poison, and more of the non standard looking Secret Lair cards (like the MSCHF Teferi's Puzzle Box) Can never have too many things to keep track of.
@martialartz161
@martialartz161 2 жыл бұрын
The profs vids are seriously so creative and funny without it seeming forced. The man is truly in tune with the magic community
@davidfronk9656
@davidfronk9656 2 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant. Only wish you had one card with madness in here to underline the insanity
@SkellyPacks
@SkellyPacks 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love a straightforward and easy to understand deck like this!
@wadewilson5712
@wadewilson5712 2 жыл бұрын
the best is pour gas on deck and lite on fire so it can return to the hell from which it came
@The1Ronin
@The1Ronin 2 жыл бұрын
great for new players !
@robertlaidlaw4592
@robertlaidlaw4592 2 жыл бұрын
they added this stupid new mechanic to arena where you discard a card and copy its colour then the card changes depending on the colour. yay so now i have to keep track of 5 different combinations of a single card, great mechanics guys.
@therazorrock618
@therazorrock618 2 жыл бұрын
I love the sass throughout the video. And yet I still have hope for magic because this community will keep it up even if wizards goes down
@valfrozz
@valfrozz 2 жыл бұрын
Been running a deck very similar to this since Unfinity launched. The endgame is to pull it out 5 years down the line and inflict attractions and stickers on 3 unsuspecting victims who believed the monster long-dead
@ahoyturtle
@ahoyturtle 2 жыл бұрын
...you monster.
@morgunkorn_
@morgunkorn_ Жыл бұрын
i'm building this deck right away Prof, thank you for the detailed tech! 1. I swapped the Timetwister with an Echo of Eons because I'm a pleb; 2. Dungeon Descent is also out, it's horrible, I just put a Breeding Pool instead; 3. Jace doesn't do much in the deck, I put a Crytalline Giant, it's fun to keep track of the ability counters; 4. Feywild Trickster looks alright with Attractions, you get at least 1 die roll each turn (instead of Bar the Gate, which i don't have); 5. a Monarch card would be a good include, but I'm not sure which one. Azure Fleet Admiral looks like a good way to retake the monarch (and the initiative) when you lose it.
@jaimefillingim2293
@jaimefillingim2293 2 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic! 😂 Changes the meaning of “Reading the card explains the card.” Lol
@SporeTres
@SporeTres 2 жыл бұрын
Studying the oracle for 20 minutes each turn .... EXPLAINS THE CARD.
@xChikyx
@xChikyx 2 жыл бұрын
especially the companion xD
@russelltodd5255
@russelltodd5255 2 жыл бұрын
@@SporeTres don't forget an extra 20 minutes reading the comprehensive rules.
@ianflurrance8438
@ianflurrance8438 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much for the deck tech Prof!! I was on the fence but now I am defiantly building a Flesh And Blood deck asap!
@saint3614
@saint3614 2 жыл бұрын
Give it a year and a Flesh and Blood deck will be legal in commander, too.
@ROMANTIKILLER2
@ROMANTIKILLER2 2 жыл бұрын
@@saint3614 There will be a Metazoo Commander set before that.
@joranmoore5663
@joranmoore5663 2 жыл бұрын
Prof definitely needs to play this on the next Game Knights.
@CrosswaIk
@CrosswaIk 2 жыл бұрын
I was going over a fun thought experiment the other day similar to this. If every single Magic player ceased to exist overnight and a totally new playerbase emerged. Would they naturally find the same meta cards or would they come up with totally new stuff that we haven't thought of. Like, would they even value Birds of Paradise or just see it as an unnecessary and overprinted mana dork. And what would the new terminology even look like.
@CrosswaIk
@CrosswaIk 2 жыл бұрын
@@nmr7203 Hahaha, the lazy bastards
@carlcrisman2641
@carlcrisman2641 2 жыл бұрын
Im really enjoying the direction of his content and collaberations. seeing him be more creative and have more fun with everything really does make everything so much fun.
@GrimtheGilded
@GrimtheGilded 2 жыл бұрын
Every "bloop" is like a knife in my heart.
@AM-ip2ey
@AM-ip2ey 2 жыл бұрын
Field of the dead buff tip thanks to snow-basics mixup is the most valuable thing from the video by far, thnx prof! Would be an auto-include staple of these sticker-decks if some card eventually lets you alter land names too
@samperdoodles
@samperdoodles 2 жыл бұрын
A lot of thought went into these cards and the decklist and I will be sure to show off how cool this deck is at my lgs Friday night. Thank you so much professor and wizards for making this deck possible!
@markpetersen507
@markpetersen507 2 жыл бұрын
This is (probably) just the right level of sarcasm that even someone who knows sarcasm might think it's not.
@BasicandBizarre
@BasicandBizarre Жыл бұрын
I love how Prof says "Blopityblorpbloob", but I was sad that Monarch and City's Blessing weren't included, just to add even more ridiculous tracking tokens.
@Silver_light77
@Silver_light77 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly can't wait for the jurrasic park/world UB tied to ixilan, if only because of the supreme irony of them so caught up in whether they could to stop and think whether or not they should
@daviddent5662
@daviddent5662 2 жыл бұрын
JP would be a cool one but 10 for 10 they would cause so much infighting if they didn't print the Spino as stronger than Rexy or vice versa. XD Also would kill to see a Clair in heels that can somehow avoid all things with trample and high level power as a meme. I think it would enrage at least once player I know as much as the whole of Fortnite does me at it's very existence in my beloved Commander games.
@skuldlove
@skuldlove 2 жыл бұрын
Wait until they drop the Jurassic World box set, that is when they will drop a New Secret Lair
@OregonRoo
@OregonRoo 2 жыл бұрын
I need a Chris Pratt planeswalker that can also be a commander. Having the guy who plays Mario as my commander seems strong.
@skuldlove
@skuldlove 2 жыл бұрын
While we are going there: Leonin Arbiter : Dr. Ian Malcolm
@skuldlove
@skuldlove 2 жыл бұрын
Aka Jeff Goldblum: Arbiter
@chrishetmanski1709
@chrishetmanski1709 2 жыл бұрын
So glad you made this. I was recently wondering exactly how outlandish things could be.
@rodgerlang884
@rodgerlang884 2 жыл бұрын
"Warhammer 40,000 dollars" broke me, well done Prof
@zjoaomx
@zjoaomx 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats to the writing team. This is pure genius
@Barracius
@Barracius 2 жыл бұрын
Before you started talking about the deck I thought it was just going to be a joke video about how there are so many things to keep track of! But hey, this was fantastic! (now sure it does focus on that a bit so it is highly meme'd but it is also a real deck!)
@volnei29296
@volnei29296 2 жыл бұрын
City's Blessing and monarch cards can be a nice touch to this deck. Maybe some morphs, too.
@alexmacdonald2000
@alexmacdonald2000 2 жыл бұрын
This deck is FIRE, exactly as wizards have intended.
@idkjustleavemebeplease
@idkjustleavemebeplease 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, when wizards made stickers they were thinking of flickers. But also heavily creature focused flicker so wicker picker can use his sticker kicker quicker.
@RazgrizAce67
@RazgrizAce67 2 жыл бұрын
Basically it's a whole video of the Professor yelling, "You kids get off my lawn!" in deck form.
@gordonley1373
@gordonley1373 2 жыл бұрын
This might be a hot take, but if a player had this deck, knew how everything worked, kept track of their stuff properly AND didn't take a long time for their turn I would actually love to play against it. But I realize that I am asking too much
@alextfish
@alextfish 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that. I'd love to take this deck out for a spin, at a sufficiently low-power table that it won't get instantly annihilated. Might swap in a couple of Changelings or at least Mutavault first though.
@the7569
@the7569 2 жыл бұрын
I had almost this exact idea for monstrosity of a deck, except mine works worse and has more stuff. For example it's More so about being forced to keep track of a ridiculous amount of stuff rather than just feel like not magic. The leader of mine is Korona because it moves around the table so everyone has to keep track of that, it has everything that you said including all the extra decks however it also has a lot of cards that do different exiles, adventures, time counters, all that stuff so that everyone has to keep track of like 16 different exile areas, and of course has backgrounds because backgrounds affect commanders that you own not commanders that you control, so as the commander moves around the table everyone has to keep track of all of the abilities constantly
@rubsomebacononit9843
@rubsomebacononit9843 2 жыл бұрын
Hearing the commanders name misread each time was painful but overall I think this deck tech made its point
@markpetersen507
@markpetersen507 2 жыл бұрын
Look at that name and with a straight face, tell us it was meant to be pronounced correctly.
@hermodnitter3902
@hermodnitter3902 2 жыл бұрын
Well if you don't like misreading, you should clear up your misspelling. It's commander's and not commanders :p
@delaisla7573
@delaisla7573 2 жыл бұрын
That's what you consider painful Rubs omeba cononit? Don't even wanna know what you consider to be funny.
@erinmccarthy6434
@erinmccarthy6434 2 жыл бұрын
If they’re going to keep doing universes beyond I want a Brandon Sanderson Cosmere block!!!
@iiGiacomo
@iiGiacomo 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if I’d quit magic or laugh myself to death upon seeing this deck.
@Morrodin182
@Morrodin182 2 жыл бұрын
Why not both? Laugh yourself to death and have a clause in your will stating that you really finally quit MTG forever now. This way you can eh win twice???
@pytawidmo
@pytawidmo 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like there is not enough dice rolling and coin flipping in this deck. Also, make sure you play it with the plane chase deck on the table.
@christopherglenn5053
@christopherglenn5053 2 жыл бұрын
And Explorers of Ixalan
@imposifle9792
@imposifle9792 2 жыл бұрын
Truth is, I never hated Unfinity. And I actually really like the 40k crossover. But seeing them together in the same deck, that, that gives me feelings I didn’t know I had, a unique pain I’ve never seen before
@pattap9033
@pattap9033 2 жыл бұрын
Such heresy!!! XD
@dividendjohnson4327
@dividendjohnson4327 2 жыл бұрын
Goofy aliens? All fine. Dinosaur hippos and robot clown ... things? Sure! But when toxicrene suddenly showed up I legitimately flinched; the tone shift is so jarring.
@phillipfry8141
@phillipfry8141 2 жыл бұрын
Slanesh revels in your confusion!
@Maverick2736
@Maverick2736 2 жыл бұрын
For me, it was seeing the 30th anniversary booster packs bit. The build-up to that gets progressively more and more disgusting, but that part in the video is what really made me nauseous looking at how WotC and Hasbro have turned a game I love into a complete clusterfuck in the name of profit. I used to think Prof was exaggerating with his hate of Universes Beyond, but now I get where he's coming from.
@Radiodragonofdoom
@Radiodragonofdoom 2 жыл бұрын
As an adherent of Tzeench, I approve of the twisted chaos that is this deck. (The magic 30th cards are taking it a bit far though. Just proxy those with a sharpie and a foil goat token like a civilized lunatic.)
@Golnax
@Golnax 2 жыл бұрын
What an elegant way to illustrate all of the ways that MTG has strayed from it's core values over the past few years. Watching this video was almost as unfun as playing against this deck would be. Well done, Prof!
@christmas6666
@christmas6666 2 жыл бұрын
I love the way “sTiCkErS” is emphasized each time 😅😅
@Tairutheshogun
@Tairutheshogun Жыл бұрын
I want to see this deck in play. It would legendary and awesome to watch
@WadeWilsonKPop
@WadeWilsonKPop 2 жыл бұрын
The last time I was this early to a Prof video, WotC still cares about its player base.
@flashoxmtg
@flashoxmtg 2 жыл бұрын
Can you make a budget version of this deck? Thanks! Love ya, prof
@pajoulrod
@pajoulrod 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if you could play Yorian the sky nomad as a companion because your sticker and attraction deck make your starting deck 120 cards
@zackkelley2940
@zackkelley2940 2 жыл бұрын
Would that count for Yorion? If so could swap to a Bant commander, Roon maybe.
@pajoulrod
@pajoulrod 2 жыл бұрын
@@zackkelley2940 I'm honestly not sure if making a 20 card "Extra Deck" as it were would actually count legally for yorian being a companion in commander, I just thought it'd be hilarious to think about. Though if it DOES for whatever reason actually work I'd say yeah Roon is probably one of if not THE best commander to head that deck
@AndrewWoodford
@AndrewWoodford 2 жыл бұрын
I think I’m gonna be sick. You’ve killed this old man.
@BosoxPatsfan603
@BosoxPatsfan603 2 жыл бұрын
I've never played MTG or any other card battle game. I don't own any MTG paraphernalia or pokémon etc. But for some reason I'm hooked on this channel and all its content. I would like to attempt to play MTG someday. I'm definitely interested.
@MercyfulJester
@MercyfulJester 2 жыл бұрын
THIS is the video that makes you interested? Act fast, this is a video to make most Mtg players quit.
@andrewwilson895
@andrewwilson895 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the cool decklist ^_^ I'm really glad Un cards like stickers and attractions can't be easily ruled out of groups anymore. I sensed a lot of sarcasm in the video, but I'm not sure what it was for-other than the M30 jab. My favorite thing about Magic is combining cards from a lot of different sets and seeing how different mechanisms from across 30 years interact. I'm really glad Wizards continues innovating with their designs and look forward to more exciting stuff in the future.
@Rustybits
@Rustybits 2 жыл бұрын
I'm dying to see this in action in Shuffle up and Play!
@Rukalin
@Rukalin 2 жыл бұрын
Really looking forward to Prof's top 5 best and worst decisions this year
@thomasfleming8131
@thomasfleming8131 2 жыл бұрын
"...and Wizards of the blank (y'all can fill in that blank at home)" Oof, I felt the pain
@LanArchy42
@LanArchy42 2 жыл бұрын
The professor is an inspiration to all creative writing majors
@MoonkaCake
@MoonkaCake 2 жыл бұрын
I'm excited to see this commander deck in the next shuffle up and play or Collab video with another group.
@darksideofthesand
@darksideofthesand 2 жыл бұрын
I like how just from the ending you can see exactly how much making this video broke him inside.
@Dekaar
@Dekaar 2 жыл бұрын
when the whole episode was written either by a sadist that wanted the prof to say ambassador blorpityblorbloop or simply because the professor likes to say it
@jaydub5515
@jaydub5515 Жыл бұрын
I watched this video 6 months ago and it came out, and I just watched it again because it was so ridiculous, and I just realized the dick references with the MH Snowlands!!! Great writing on the staff, Prof!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@neimaddamienjackson9256
@neimaddamienjackson9256 2 жыл бұрын
This is a masterpiece of a deck concept. Love it prof! Haha. I wanna watch this happen. Idc if it takes 4 hours haha
@willhibbard6903
@willhibbard6903 Жыл бұрын
Prof, thank you for making such a cursed deck. It actually sounded like a painful endeavor
@thatmtgnerd
@thatmtgnerd 2 жыл бұрын
Just what I needed today, profs videos always make me smile. Wish I could say the same for wizards however.
@olist-vier1715
@olist-vier1715 Жыл бұрын
Definitely an affordable fun deck for everyone's pleasure!!!
@johnbts9216
@johnbts9216 2 жыл бұрын
I feel at this point the Prof is like reviewbrah…his disappointment in Hasbro is immeasurable and his day is ruined.
@Scud422
@Scud422 2 жыл бұрын
The deck could be more powerful. You should add ways to become The Monarch. Energy also has a lot of powerful cards related to it. You'll also want some poison and infect as an alternate wincon against those lifegain decks. The new prototype cards are a great way to cast some spells on turn 2 while still allowing Keruga, same with Foretell and split cards. Teferi, Master of Time's phasing ability is really great to save a creature against removal or wrath, or can protect you against a powerful commander attack, and he can tick up on every opponents turn too! Aftermath and fuse cards also offer great value, like Mouth // Feed and Give // Take. Mosswort Bridge is a great land if you have a lot of big creatures. You could also play some new Hideaway cards like Fight Rigging. I've also always been a fan of flip cards like Sasaya, Orochi Ascendant; Kianne/Imbraham; Titania, Voice of Gaea; Nissa, Vastwood Seer; and cards with morph and manifest.
@MyGuidingMoonlight
@MyGuidingMoonlight 2 жыл бұрын
Prof: makes sure to carefully sound out Aarakocra also Prof: stubbornly refuses to properly pronounce Blorpityblorpbloop once
@SoyFelipez360
@SoyFelipez360 2 жыл бұрын
my god what a ride this was
@Meeeeeeeeeeees
@Meeeeeeeeeeees 2 жыл бұрын
This got to be the most distopian work of non-fiction since 1984. Well done Professor!
@PureSolace
@PureSolace 2 жыл бұрын
The sarcasm is strong with this one...
@calemr
@calemr 2 жыл бұрын
When it comes to a commander deck of the future, I was assuming some kind of "So, you decide your commander, the 3 card slots that are free, and then get the 96 mana rocks, mass solves, protection cards, and other kinds of Commander Staples that fit your commander's color or colors."
@Eckendenker
@Eckendenker 2 жыл бұрын
So it's Simic?
@lukebyer2614
@lukebyer2614 2 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see this deck in the next commander game on shuffle up and play (and have the prof not know aware a guest brought it).
@eatit8262
@eatit8262 2 жыл бұрын
Every time he pronounced the name of the commander wrong I laughed even harder.
@trappleton
@trappleton 2 жыл бұрын
This video so perfectly articulates my frustration that's been growing over the past couple years.
@obskiyurrvideos2906
@obskiyurrvideos2906 2 жыл бұрын
Yet another banger episode! I hope Chris Cocks himself sees this, or at least whoever he has in charge of overseeing WotC! 😎 I'm sure the people over at WotC will enjoy the nEw fUtUre that they themselves paved for new and old magic players alike! Yee-haw! 🤠🐂
@jolenecoda
@jolenecoda 2 жыл бұрын
This is the most convoluted sketch I've ever seen. Admirable.
@starmanda88
@starmanda88 2 жыл бұрын
I’m crying this is genius. This is why you’re number one in this community. Bravo sir bravo!
@CaptainVryce
@CaptainVryce 2 жыл бұрын
I have a Nethroi aristocrats deck with Umori as companion that's a weird all creature intricate machine. I recently threw in 4 creatures that open attractions to make it even more complicated. I'm glad prof clarified that the attraction deck is separate from the "starting deck" companion rules cause I was a little fuzzy on it. The attractions may not do much since I couldn't spare more cards to swap out, but I still have a chance to visit the Hall of Mirrors and turn all my creatures into zulaport cutthroats, then sac my whole board for the win.
@12jacobmar
@12jacobmar 2 жыл бұрын
I can see why he made this deck, the synergy is solid! I'm building a similar deck now and using postage stamps as stickers.
@tylerdirks7310
@tylerdirks7310 2 жыл бұрын
New day night is honestly way cleaner than the old cards. All or nothing is pretty clean, and tracking it is super easy, since you only check the turn player.
@bargiona
@bargiona Жыл бұрын
I miss the lanes during combat. They should've been included.
@robortgaming478
@robortgaming478 2 жыл бұрын
I made a sticker attraction deck with The Most Dangerous Gamer as commander, everybody I have played it with has loved the theme.
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