Tom Segura Answers The Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED

Comedian Tom Segura takes the WIRED Autocomplete interview and answers the web's most searched questions about himself. What did he do before he began his comedy career? How did Tom come to be fluent in Spanish? What’s his go-to Starbucks order? And Who is Tom Segura touring with as he criss-crosses the country? Watch Tom answer all these questions-and more.
Tom Segura's comedy special, Sledgehammer, is available to watch now on Netflix.
Director: Justin Wolfson
Director of Photography: Adam Sigala
Editor: Shandor Garrison
Talent: Tom Segura
Line Producer: Joseph Buscemi
Associate Producer: Brandon White
Production Manager: Eric Martinez
Production Coordinator: Fernando Davila
Talent Booker: Mica Medoff
Camera Operator: Jaden Patterson
Audio: Nick Chauret
Production Assistant: Ian Bryant; Santigao Berkley
Post Production Supervisor: Alexa Deutsch
Post Production Coordinator: Ian Bryant
Supervising Editor: Doug Larsen
Assistant Editor: Andy Morell
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[@Qurisx]

This man is so humble. don't let him fool you. This is a full blown active duty green beret who is responsible for saving our country on numerous occasions. He found and returned my dog who was lost in Kazakhstan. I will always appreciate this hero.

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

Your dog was lost in Kazakhstan? That really narrows it down.

[@Qurisx]

@@the_original_Bilb_Ono Thats how good he is

[@drivehard2395]

Stolen valor!!

[@evankrause2304]

He’s best know for all the lives he saved and ended in Fallujah

[@kaiwoessner6558]

@@drivehard2395what are you talking about, Tom’s segura military records were confirmed by both trump and the CDC!

[@ZWillis12]

Thank you for your bravery, Tom. Your service to the USA will never be forgotten.

[@Fedshmoka]

Only guy on his squadron to make it out in one piece through Fallujah

[@Deltaaaaaaaaa]

@@Fedshmokahe’s a war hero

[@Fedshmoka]

@@Deltaaaaaaaaa What if hes a fragger and no one knows? 😬

[@sleezybananaslug5165]

I’m just hoping his ptsd doesn’t flare. What a hero 🫡

[@ctcanine]

Or forgiven 😂😂😂😂

[@Blacktorch27]

I’ll never forget what Tom Segura did for this country in Fallujah. Thank you for your selfless service, Tom.

[@davidsims8636]

As a former Marine I was hit and the life force was draining out quickly, I opened my eyes and saw a saint that Tom is. He carried me for 20+ miles of enemy territory until we made it to the field hospital. THank you Saint Tom.

[@WKidd1776]

He carried me over three miles in Fallujah when Garth wounded me on a raid to find the bodies. He's a true American hero 🇺🇸

[@lc1102]

You're welcome

[@jonbarron8049]

Meanwhile Christina steals valor like no one’s business

[@davidsims8636]

@@jonbarron8049 how?

[@jonbarron8049]

@@davidsims8636 just look it up

[@SrP1nk]

Tim Segura is honestly the best Japanese comedian I've seen. Hopefully we'll see Bart Chrysler on here soon ❤❤

[@SamAsMe]

Hi Mommy

[@Noeland]

SEEEEGGGGUUUURRAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@jerbear97]

THE MACHINE

[@NotSoAmazing]

@@Noeland It SOUNDS Japanese

[@samuelgonzalez1905]

@@NotSoAmazing Thats cause your say it Japanese if you wanna say SMIIIITTTHHHHHH

[@jopo7996]

Tom Segura is always improving as a comedian. If he stays on this upward trajectory, he could be the next Brendan Schaub.

[@Gold63Beast]

😂

[@TriComStorm]

Ew

[@manicmonday07]

Don't be ridiculous...

[@TimothyLeeClark]

Doubt it. Brendan live at Madison square garden is the best special I have ever seen!

[@timmiemac2643]

Water weed dune hair bapa

[@davidsims8636]

I love this man and his dedication and determination in finding the bodies that Garth has disposed of in a grotesk and violent manner. Thank you Tom for helping the families get closure.

[@KozacraS]

*grotesque

[@davidsims8636]

@@KozacraS thank you teacher

[@BobVance529]

Funny comment until that grotesque attempt at a spelling 😂

[@davidsims8636]

@@BobVance529 and I’m college edumacated lol

[@davidsims8636]

@@BobVance529 bob vance refrigeration?

[@chairforcegaming6230]

As a Veteran myself, I just wanna say Thank You for your service Tom!

[@projecttsukuyomi9909]

Tom is the definition of chaotic calm

[@CruelQuertos]

Dude..... Youre spot on

[@carpelunam]

dude has low resting heart look it up lol he's wired like a serial killer

[@rachaelvaughan1017]

The fact that he can remember jokes and stories he told years ago is very impressive. Im kinda surprised there was no mention of Garth and the bodies.... very suspicious

[@orangetm6581]

He's been paid off

[@Mr_Dopey]

I hope Garth does this interview and that is one of the questions.

[@booklist123123]

who among us has seen tom and garth in the same room together? JUST SAYIN

[@Mr_Dopey]

@@booklist123123 Don't forget Chris Gaines. I think he's the killer.

[@chadjolet1]

@@orangetm6581he just talked about G on theos pod today 😂😂

[@TyztheSeason]

“Fat sticks” is still the best nickname ever

[@LamboDEB1]

My favorite comedian. Not only is he funny he risks his life countless times to make sure our country is safe. A real hero!!

[@Salted_Potato]

I can't believe such esteemed veterans can simply hide their PTSDs and go do interviews. My heart is with you Tim, thank you for your service

[@thething1110]

Tom might've killed my dad in WWI, but he's a really cold guy. Thanks for your service

[@Jopeymessmusic]

He threw those boards away like they were his enemy and we all know, there's no better feeling than killing the enemy.

[@Grilledhotchips]

🤣

[@BobVance529]

RIP Top Dawg

[@kerrymccall3303]

😂😂

[@Jopeymessmusic]

@@dannydarko7720 Same! His new special has some great stuff as well. Plus, he's looking amazing!

[@colbyzur4642]

@@Jopeymessmusicglad someone connected these two bits in memory of Top Dog

[@hhswrestler52]

How this man has the time to do these interviews while flying back and forth to Falluja and Afghanistan to defend our liberty against terrorist insurgents is beyond me. A true patriot and HERO we aren’t worthy of. Thank him for his service every time you see him.

[@MrHamblin05]

He’s a true patriot. Salute to you and thank you for your service.

[@gregwilt6146]

Thank you for your service Tom. Keeping Americans safe because of your actions.

[@hubermanlab]

Not OK! You have to cut that! Love you Tom. Let’s keep it that way.

[@stevelilly3922]

Up on the Stanford campus often, if I randomly run into you can you repeat it then? I can keep a secret…mostly.

[@TelekineticCheez]

You know Tom loves you for real for not telling because everyone knows how much he loves upsetting people 🤣

[@JackofTrades21]

If your love is that conditional, it ain’t love. Study that in your books buddy.

[@ayoub.boughaba]

R/woosh

[@mattbrah6367]

Why didn’t you thank Tom for his service?

[@DontHate707]

I don’t get why he always downplays his active duty, TOM your service is so appreciated this country wouldn’t be what it is without you.

[@user-pm7ng5hd3m]

Can’t believe they got such a distinguished combat veteran for an interview. Tom is the definition of chaotic calm.

[@jpsperformance6242]

The fact that he's able to get through interviews and tours without even flinching at his extensive ptsd issues. Amazing

[@WillyDIreland]

A true hero. He proves combat related PTSD doesn't have to control your life.

[@SleepyT23]

His dad was the one in the military, who also is named Tom Segura. How is everyone glossing over what he literally said in the clip

[@gustavochica46]

We found her, she’s the one that asked “who is Tom Segura”

[@TRIIXTEH]

@@gustavochica46time to establish proto

[@Alfhar]

@@SleepyT23its called black ops babe you wouldn’t understand. Just thank him for his service goddamnit.

[@pineapplethief4418]

Developing such strong and unique sense of humor is actually quite common in combat veterans. Sometimes only the darkest jokes can help you cope with seeing people torn into pieces by soviet 280mm heavy mortar.

[@peterfconley]

“What happened to Tom Segura” was _definitely_ about the dunking injury.

[@danithomas180]

"Motherfucking dunk contest." 😎

[@sunnyjess2577]

“What happened to Tom” was definitely about the basketball injuries.

[@loveistheanswer687]

Woosh 🏀

[@anthonyzullo]

Yeah, the joke was to tell something unrelated but relevant. He did do that glove thing, but it was for the nerve damage. Tommy boi broke his mf body! BUT, I think Tom's dad and Christina sat him down and talked to him about the importance of his health, because Tommy boi hasn't looked better since he met his wife. So he may have broken his body, but that psycho resolve put in the absolute most dedication to making sure he's around to make it to his bois inevitable murder trial lmao his son's is found guilty after the spree and Tom's just smiling smh

[@loribanks1515]

​@@anthonyzulloi think the having kids part might be more accurate to his motivation, he was already married to Christina P for like 6 years when his first special came out

[@jitsdad3383]

AMAZING! to see a Japanese comedian not only learn Spanish but give back to the USA with his selflessness and service. Thank you Tom, Semper fi Sargent. salute 🫡

[@youngeggie]

A man of valor. Thank you for always putting truth and honor above all else! I know you're touching all the cameras through heavens fences! RIP LEGEND

[@MrCheddah13]

So brave of Tom to bring up Fallujah, we all know how hard its been for him overseas the last few weeks

[@mattjamesofc]

So great that wired is finally having active military on these interviews, great to see a normal guy

[@Cruzaman4040]

Can’t believe they got such a distinguished combat veteran for an interview

[@JLewisRacing927]

"... I am in financial trouble." That was hilarious to me, idk why.

[@jakekunz5168]

loved toms old comedy and now i love watching the podcast clips

[@darrensmith5997]

Man all I can think of now is a Tom Segura cop comedy movie. Imagine Tom and Bert as cops with other comedians like Bobby Lee and Jim Jefferies as the criminals. That could be comedy gold

[@fukuuu]

Reno911 esq

[@lannyfce4786]

@@fukuuusounds like a worse version of Reno 911

[@JimmyBeans84]

Fat Cops. The sequel to Fat Astronauts.

[@allyourbase888]

Remake CHIPS.

[@ricmorales3406]

And John Mulaney is weirdly their chief who is half their age and is too you to be there.

[@timthefosterdad]

"You and your fat friend are so funny" - Jennifer Aniston If that's a real quote, it's majestic, though something tells me it's not verbatim.

[@mattlewis6517]

Mostly Stories is, in my opinion, his best special. He isn't wrong that they all get better but for me... that is the one that really introduces his specific brand of comedy. So funny.

[@PiglipsMaximus]

True soldiers are always kind hearted people inside. Brave Tom ❤

[@codygearhart1844]

The Patriot himself! Thank you for your service!

[@sloppyfartnugget]

As someone currently in the military, Tom segura absolutely outranks me. I would follow him into battle so fast, but since I’m in the Air Force we’d have to find fancy hotels to check into first

[@von...]

12:32 ayyy shoutout to whoever wrote Berk Kreischer in the subtitles lmfao

[@ego2871]

i just know tom is such a good father. blessed kids

[@royceisthebestrapper7686]

Thank you for your service, Tim. I certainly wouldn’t be able to feather it as much if you weren’t out with your brothers, fighting for our freedoms. I hear you’re coming up in may, can’t wait! Ta ta there Victoria’s Secret model!

[@sourpourhour930]

This man is a hero. Never breaks proto.

[@timcinnati4420]

I love this man. Thanks for your service.

[@davidking-lq7ox]

The fact that he has the bravery to serve this country with his brothers, and then to do this shows the true character of this man god bless you mommy!

[@travisolander4749]

His special "Disgraceful" is a never-ending hour of pure laughter. Some disabilities are funny... lol

[@jennart29p]

Disgraceful or Mostly Stories!

[@schmitty1260]

Is it never ending or is it an hour?

[@stephenkolman5727]

Bart gains a pound for every pound Tim loses.

[@Tom-tu5fk]

Every time he loses one Brent finds it

[@justayoutuber1906]

Tom

[@efoxneo]

​@@justayoutuber1906Sweet summer child.

[@rogermoreno1152]

Tom is my absolute favorite contemporary comedian, he’s the best! Can’t wait for Sledgehammer next week!!

[@gertbeefrobe]

Best ad for a comedy special ever. Thanks for the laughs.

[@ryans7097]

A Tom Segura pretending to be Steven Seagal for SNL would be iconic 😂

[@edwin69jam]

Duuuude 😂😂😂

[@DeeDee-wb6zy]

Tom: “If you see me doing an organized meet and greet, where you had to pay money to meet with me…I AM IN FINANCIAL TROUBLE!” 😂😂😂😂

[@mechanicalcadaver1]

Every time I see Tom Segura lately, he looks more and more like he's getting ready to star in a Bruce Willis biopic

[@imcorrect9122]

This video is gold

[@ericrozell7728]

Tom’s service to this country is what keeps us all safe.

[@rabbit32073]

You ever notice, with each interview, Tom ALWAYS ends up talking about Bert.

[@Snoy_Fly]

Can’t forget the homie Bert.

[@ceedubyuh2459]

Bert's interviews always bring up Tom as well. They really are best friends

[@NGJ05]

Who can forget about Bart

[@thatguylie4239]

Well when questions pop up that involve your friends do you not talk about them as well?

[@cameronbachman8161]

"Unless you want this place to turn into a war zone" im using this every single time someone goes against me

[@bj_ohnson]

Tom is the man! He’s so humble so funny just all around amazing

[@drx6139]

Ahahaha Tom does look like a cop! 🤣 love ya mommies

[@lesleyd2448]

Motorcycle cop 💯🤣

[@sutertakacs6987]

He actually played a cop in Jimmy O Yang's movie The Opening Act. It's funny that he forgot

[@super_guitar_dude7954]

He looks amazing, happy to see that

[@nikku1166]

so excited for the new special. been waiting on this for the long time. he's mosdef in my top 5 comedians of all time.

[@lindsaychristian4151]

This was FANTASTIC! love Tom, Christina, Bert, leann, the ymh gang. I wish one of these was about Garth Brooke’s.

[@TechnologistAtWork]

I love Tom. He's basically in my 5 top favorite stand-up, up there with Bill Burr and Louis CK.

[@traviscoates6878]

You should watch more comedy

[@SmokeyChipOatley]

@@traviscoates6878so brave

[@CaptainSkeletor]

Nothing but the utmost respect for our servicemen. De oppresso liber. Thank you for your Service Tom.

[@ruedyknowsit]

"you and your fat friend are so funny" got me lmao

[@Owledg]

love this guy

[@1savage325]

I’m sorry but his injury was the funniest shxt ever😂😂😂😂

[@Outpost31Research]

One of the funniest comedians working today. Cant wait for his new special.

[@Siksika925]

This special will be the biggest in Netflix history, mark my words.

[@angrysshark]

He is simply not funny

[@dolzi5392]

​@@angryssharkyou don't find him funny. Your sense of humour isn't the gold standard. Relax.

[@jonathanluna7955]

One of the greats, constantly coming out with great material.

[@TSR1122]

When Tom convinced Bart he met Jennifer Aniston and she stayed in character and it was strange. Barf was into it so much and when Tom said he made it all up it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen, the let down on Brents face.

[@BakingBadOBX]

"you and your fat friend are so funny". I love how he always finds subtle ways to jab Bert.

[@TimelesslyModern]

He's gotten in really good shape! Props to him

[@jackstevenson4679]

One of my favorite all time comics. Sledgehammer is great.

[@stephaniesnider8386]

I couldn’t love this more .

[@AndyCharlesMusic]

Tom slowly appearing in all my favourite places on KZbin

[@xHoLiiDaYz]

Jeans and mommies. This is our greatest American hero. Thank you for your service TBunz.

[@mattbrah6367]

Toms time in war will never be forgotten he has slaughtered opposing nations people for our freedom and not only that he single handedly is making our country safe one day at a time I can’t express my gratitude for your service Tom

[@RonJeremyFan2142]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE TOM

[@danieldrkness7489]

Tom is a great story teller! his kid toilet water story had me lmao

[@thenewmedic]

All the stories about his kids are hilarious and, as a parent of boys, highly relatable. I appreciate his service to the United States of America too. A soldier of the people.

[@Siksika925]

This special coming up will be the biggest in Netflix history, mark my words.

[@renx81]

This guy is funny in everything and he also always seems to just be himself. Mad respects for the dude.

[@tayloshftw8661]

Got to love the vets like Tom

[@skullyjones3548]

Watching this on 4th of July and got to find out I can watch a new Tom special lol

[@XRP2020]

Good for you Tom! You appear to be in tremendous shape and I'm proud of you.

[@oneofus6924]

thank you for your service tim, your tireless efforts in felujia and countless battlefields is an inspiration to us all.

[@Hogsqueal]

Tom, you genuinely look great. Keep up taking care of yourself, you're killin it

[@Jason-gt2kx]

Of all of Rogan's crew of friends, Joe included, Tom is the best comic of them all.

[@RobbieFitzgerald]

A HUNDRED percent.

[@stevemcdonald4325]

Bill burr has to be at the top with Tommy

[@informal_variant]

I saw him live in Cancun in 2021 and if Sledgehammer is based on the same routine he used back then (specifically had a whole bit about his glove) then I can tell you its gonna be his best special inn a long time

[@RobbieFitzgerald]

Ball Hog only came out a few yrs ago...

[@DrRicardoCalleMourin]

Missed Nadav´s laughs on the background

[@michaelldeans]

It's a proud day to be an American, seeing former navy seal Tom Segura getting the exposure he deserves for the duties he served for our nation.

[@69UncleFrank]

Tim genuinely makes my day better

[@mcdazzleful]

i knew all the answers, but it was great to hear him explain them all

[@Gitsandshiggles1113]

Crazy you knew that he is alive

[@dasharosee]

Love that him and Bert are always bagging on each other’s weight 😂

[@Woofwoof1929]

I always felt kind of insecure about not having kids and wanting to get my two businesses off the ground. But watching Tom have them a little later has made me realize my decision was best over all others 😂😂

[@timcisario7908]

ive never once thought about Tom Segura. Now he is everywhere all over my feed. Im forceably attacted to Tom Segura

[@evyooooo]

Always followin proto, keepin it high and tight

[@kapeamalia2743]

I could watch an edited solo interview with tom segura for hours.

[@Aecs_HigH]

Thank you for your service general Tom

[@Alexandriughhh]

I love this dude

[@jopo7996]

One Bear, No Cave. Where's Burp CryShart?

[@1waytickettopluto]

I'm glad Tom wasn't stingy during this video. He must've had plenty of moose soup beforehand.

[@juankruger2598]

"Don't roll, your fuggin eyes at me; ok." 😂

[@John-lo4xz]

Great to see WIRED honoring the men and women who are willing to put their life on the line in the name of freedom.