Tom Segura & Christina P. | The Tim Dillon Show

[@BobbyHiII]

Great to see Tim with his parents.

[@trayyoutube]

Lol right 😂😂😂

[@trayyoutube]

They are all crazy in their own collective ways ❤

[@chrispowers8339]

😂wish I had said that-f-ing genius! Thanks 🫡😉🙏

[@madchewychunk9833]

elbarto good job!!!!!!!!!

[@Vladraac]

I knew it!

[@gsxrman599]

7:32 "if i had kids i would want to spend a lot of time with them like Bert" instant classic by Tim LOL

[@denkinoms]

I don't get it I don't watch bert.

[@liammech6694]

@@denkinoms same

[@shablap]

@@denkinoms and he doesn't watch his own kids.

[@Tivo53]

Pretty much Bert is never around.

[@brunodanner7777]

But Berts movie will wina an Oscar!

[@austinhorton6350]

“He’s gay, he’s on cocaine, he’s stealing money, he’s getting fatter, and he’s enthusiastically supporting the Iraq War. But he’s our beacon of hope” 22:59 All timer

[@rainflowers1099]

Tim needs to star in his own show, chronicling his early life as a drug addicted mortgage salesman

[@tylerwinkler8590]

@@rainflowers1099I would pre order

[@sergman58]

Love how Tim goes to other people’s studios and uses their stuff to record his podcast 😂 sketchy realtor vibes for sure

[@joeybegoode9067]

I noticed it right away and thought it was funny but there must be some reason like he’s on the road or something. I didn’t know it’s a thing, which is funnier. Maybe it’s a tactic he picked up during his time on cruise ships.

[@ericfoster3261]

He even did it to Rogan 🤣. The man is way ahead of his time.

[@AlcoholTobaccoFirearmsetc]

⁠@@joeybegoode9067it’s because he had a house in Austin but his Studios are in New York and LA

[@Mike-lm2og]

Tim is so god damn quick witted… never a dull moment when he’s on a podcast

[@cheerscheers9819]

💯

[@CoreyHart13]

The jokes with the mommies have gone so far that I literally confused one of the biggest comedians in the world, whose the guest, for Tom's fake nickname. Tim and Christine keep them Jean's too high and tight. Soon I'll be saying Tom Dillion 😂....

[@weedinmykeyboard5620]

M c 9😮🎉🎉NM k😮 . N b ,, S n😮😮

[@birdy7233]

Tim subtly mentioning the time he lied to YMH saying that he was out of town and then posting a photo on his instagram proving that he was lying was gold!

[@lesliedegnan]

Wasn't he at the beach, after he ghosted them? 😂

[@Goldenspiderducck]

What’s great is you can kind of see him remember that halfway through the “holding a bagel” line.

[@johnford902]

“If you lie to someone it shows that you care.”

[@jamesking1482]

yeah haha it wasn't Tom and Christine tho , it was Dr. Drew's podcast on the YMH network

[@cornbredx]

He blew off Tigerbelly recently for their 400th episode special. I guess it's a thing he does.

[@halomc322]

Happy for Tim that his parents finally accept him for who he is

[@jenl170]

Finally we’ve got it, we’ve got it done

[@vanivari359]

Tim might hate Austin, but he is killing it when he is in Rogan's or YMHs studio. Only 10 minutes in, but he goes full throttle in this one.

[@imemberberry]

Tim hates every city, even New York. And that's the point. The thing he hates most about Austin is how locals won't shit on their own city like New Yorkers do.

[@Doomsdaystomp86]

Heyyyyy Juliaaaaaa

[@DekkarJr]

*Full Trottle

[@moreplease394]

He needs to move to Round Rock where the civilized people live

[@probablynotwearingpants6228]

​@@DekkarJr beat me to it mommy. Lol

[@christianbernard1619]

Tim’s quote about Casey Anthony, “if she’s willing to put her kid in a bag, she’s not saying no to anal.” Will probably be one of the top 10 funniest things I’ve heard in my life time.

[@jta1973]

There aren't many podcasters who can make me go back and relisten to an episode and still enjoy it. Tim Dillon is one of them.

[@holeindanssock156]

Yeah it takes me a few days watching these in bits, lul. Never watched a full podcast ever except a few, jim breur and other's

[@the_uglysteve6933]

I just listened to Tim on The Honeydew and immediately listened again. Awesome story teller and listener

[@philipebanks2125]

On my 3rd run

[@coffee.3.4]

I watch the Tim Theo and Logan Paul podcast every once in a while cuz Tim is so damn funny that episode, so I relate to you for sure.

[@kevinblue1976]

Gotta go back and watch his pods from 2020 and before they’re hilarious

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

Man I was really crossing my fingers that Tim’s mom actually answered the phone. That would be podcast history.

[@bradl6587]

I was hoping he would leave a message like "This is the CIA. Call us back"

[@tonyg490]

He didn't call his mom though...... he called his aunt.

[@willynilly5540]

He called his aunt patricia

[@N0ahface]

​@@willynilly5540Nope Patty's his mother

[@drunk_by_noon9231]

I bet she's hilarious

[@rickymendoza6173]

That Bert line about the kids was too legit

[@David-zi8bk]

For real

[@TrumpDabs]

It made me chuckle lmao

[@felyxmillicent6538]

Tim needs to get Tom Cruise and Leah Remini on the podcast. Duel interview. Make it happen.

[@Omniself]

Did you mean Leah Thomas, the female swimmer with the cock?

[@evanabbott2737]

That would be awesome. What if Tim actually pulled it off?👍

[@sergedotcom]

Dual. But duel would be sick too.

[@BronnBlackwater]

Make it a duel and give Leah a .44 magnum. tie Tom up, gag him and put a hood over his head

[@drownthepoor]

@@evanabbott2737 The church of Scientology and Tom Cruises' lawyers are filing suits against both of you for merely suggesting this.

[@accuser_of_the_brethren7816]

This is like being with a group of friends you've never let meet eachother all getting together and talking sh*t about everything and everyone. Great cast.

[@Jnew504]

This episode needs to be mandatory listening for everyone. Basically, "you're not 100% right, check your ego, compromise, and live your life."

[@parkerolsen7056]

Ayo let’s pray this means we’re gonna see Tim on ymh next week 🙌

[@mlordjooh]

I know right?!

[@crackbacksback]

It's gonna be 2 months from now

[@andrewdelgado4073]

Half a year later though

[@ETAisNOW]

How funny would it be if he wasn’t and he just showed up to their studio like we’re doing MY show, Tom, MY showwww!

[@joeydiaz5037]

What would be the damn difference? This is literally recorded there

[@Shinobi.Alexander]

this one felt like a Tim therapy session, like he was talking to the parents he always wanted

[@Kid_Ikaris]

Yeah I've never seen him so serious before. It was really endearing to be honest.

[@brentlackey5787]

Having Nadav laughing in the back was good for Tim. Having a laugh man on the pod makes him perform.

[@julesc296]

You cracked the code my friend.. I stopped listening after the previous genuine laugh from the back/forefront was removed for whatever reason... That combo/ratio of word:laugh is beyond any formula than can just be replicated reading words on a page

[@benaflac5793]

Tim harvest human energy like a vampire but then multiplies it 10x

[@gorinpav]

10000%

[@ThomasJames911]

He was a little extra no ?

[@OnlyDamp]

It’s the most annoying shit ever, dude need doesn’t need a mic to obnoxious laugh and dumb shit. Ruins it

[@n.trstenjak2499]

Tim and Tom are such a great combo. Such an unexpected power duo!

[@JoeVanGogh]

Yeah when Tom can talk lol

[@luisalejandro2335]

It’s really just Tim. Christina had some good comments, but not necessarily funny. Tom ain’t it.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

"If I had kids, I would want to spend a lot of time with them, like Bert" I love you, Timmy.

[@kimr2352]

My mom used to refer to my brother as her number 1 and I was always number 2. Really encouraging, heartwarming stuff. And my dad is also a suuuper self centered, selfish boomer. I will definitely be buying Tim’s book. This was excellent.

[@sillysissyphus4877]

I hope that you were first born. That would be hilarious.

[@Captain_Insano_nomercy]

I was #2 as well until I grew up to be way more successful than my older brother, then my mom switched up

[@bonnieee16]

My sister was the accident, i was the mistake..or so i was told 😂

[@kevinblue1976]

The boomer is an interesting breed. Definitely the worst generation of parents. They’ll say they tried their hardest but we know they didn’t

[@k.c.simonsen2]

Agreed. "But first.. a child" is absolutely incredible and hilarious. Gonna have to pre-order it right now

[@eap6390]

Well Tim was already top tier but he hasn't scratched the surface of his success. He just keeps getting funnier and proves it every five minutes tops for the entire duration of this podcast.. that's crazy. I think he's right under Bill Burr and Bill is 18 years his senior give or take. When Tim turns 40 it's lights out. He's going to be the funniest comedian of his generation. He's light years ahead mentally.

[@gerryz8216]

Difference is Bill Burrs standup is 10x better

[@OctobersOblivion]

@@gerryz8216 oh you sweet summer child

[@garymericano]

Bill Burr honestly isn't particularly funny these days, I hope Tim doesn't become Bill Burr….

[@marsoblivi0n945]

@@gerryz8216 burr went to 💩 a long while back.

[@sangyedorje]

Podcast wise - Tim eats Burr for breakfast (2n breakfast), stand up, not so much

[@jackb8598]

This was Tims best podcast in a long time I can remember. Good to see these three studs all laughing so hard

[@Someonefreshandclean]

The 2 previous ones were really good as well

[@askmemum]

Christina is far from a stud, comedy-wise

[@jackb8598]

@@askmemum cool take bro!

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

@jackb is that your response every time someone says something that is true?

[@jackb8598]

@@TheOrlandoTrustfull no only when someone says something obviously not true and based in bias.

[@amandahadley7187]

Loved watching Tom and Christina watch Tim interview himself 😂 it seemed like Tim was nervous and clearly looks up to them so it was endearingly narcissistic rather than annoying ❤❤❤❤ Tim you’re still my favorite person on Earth of all time, I’d watch celebrities listening to you interview yourself all day long!

[@jds6821]

You do realize he will never read your comment, right? Talk about narcissism.

[@getyasum24]

@@jds6821 did someone piss in your cheerios..

[@smooktober7639]

I swear every time I see Tim do something with other comedians they are always laughing super hard. Dude is different when it comes to podcasting

[@Palerider2023]

Im in a tent in the middle of nowhere blue ridge mountains, on an air mattress, high as a kite and this is whats going lull me to sleep

[@peachmelba1000]

If the woods go silent snd something says your name, you didn't hear that.

[@blindthrall]

Watch out for those interdimensional sasquatch, I hear they're rough customers.

[@nicolejaurequi8369]

As someone who has watched Ymh and timmy for literally thousands of hours, this episode really warms my heart. Thank you for this blessing! Also hearing nadav in the back has itched a scratch I didn't know I had it was too perfect.

[@8thlvlMage]

If you've listened to YMH for thousands of hours how is this the first time you've noticed the human laugh track? Stolen valor.

[@nicolejaurequi8369]

@@8thlvlMage no man, I meant hearing nadav laugh specifically at Tim's jokes, not in general lol

[@CaponeXX]

@@nicolejaurequi8369 I understand what you meant, feels like the smoothest crossover

[@curtis25920]

Im glad Nadav was able to provide a good laugh track for Tim.

[@JAv-ti8uq]

My god, it got super annoying, after a while.

[@leviconnors1739]

I think this might be one of his best ones yet. And that is hard to say because he puts out some real heavy hitters.

[@TheYamSan]

The icing on the cake is the guy laughing his ass off in the background

[@RJS110]

perfect combo. tim is insane. tom and christina are game for anything. seriously...give me this all...the...time.

[@aimanbryan1424]

Tim is a beautiful soul.

[@lumpydavidg2201]

Seeing some of my favorite comics on a Saturday night is like a warm hug. With a side of whiskey & weed. Keep on kids

[@stop8738]

Get help, people love you ❤️

[@samholder196]

"It's all performative and everyone's gonna kill each other." I couldn't love this man more lol

[@dannyduncan66]

Tom's wife was definitely flicking the bean under the table to tim😂😂😂😂😂

[@asturiametal]

I'm five minutes in the podcast and already this hits hard on my heart, with every week that i listen to Tim i start to realize that tim is my cult leader and i'm ok with that.

[@asturiametal]

@@chriswaring3783 dude if tim told me: "hey you mutherfucker needyo drink a gallon of kool-aid a day" i'm gonna do it, tim is my savior and burn krystals can go and cook some shity food in a show LOL

[@Catty822]

It hit hard on my heart listening to him speak so poorly about his mentally ill mom.

[@thatgreenslime9517]

So hard I'm a telescope right now. Full extend.

[@brandonboykin9228]

@@thatgreenslime9517😂😂😂

[@thatgreenslime9517]

@@brandonboykin9228 James Webb space TELESCOPE

[@mynamesjeff347]

God this was a good one , when Tim starts getting laughs he just runs with it so hard I love it

[@RedheadJack]

Tim came out swinging! My two favorite comedy podcasts together at last!

[@mlordjooh]

Yep Tim Dillon is my Lord and savior!

[@degeneratechris]

Same! To complete this for me, throw in Theo.

[@seraph6758]

Are people who hate comment triggered liberals? ... I’m genuinely confused by the whole idea. Seems .. hmm, terrible.

[@bigsleepy9889]

@Sam spam cry

[@wyattworld47]

Tim went on YMH what feels like 3 years ago now. Great ep

[@daisydingbat]

Tim mentions he never got that “big break” in acting when he was a kid. I’m personally grateful that path didn’t work out for him. I’m not sure we’d have the same Tim today if it had. What a legend, he’s going to go out with the best of them.

[@Sam-le9ok]

Its crazy to know now hes talking about Joker 2 at 45:00 which is hilarious

[@donovanyatto9935]

31:35 this is quite possibly the best rant ever from Tim Dillon and it’s still going. Legend.

[@yvonnelee4385]

You three should start a podcast fr, every second of this was so entertaining. Tom and Christina vibe so well with Tim

[@8thlvlMage]

Yeah I really loved that Christina vibes so well with Tim that she almost constantly talked over him. Really good vibes.

[@v00doozz82]

He’s got a patreon episode with just christina and it was another banger. Tim usually does really well with females, only one I didn’t like was Annie lederman

[@yvonnelee4385]

@@8thlvlMage yeah but he didn’t let her lol

[@yvonnelee4385]

@@v00doozz82 yeah I’ve noticed when he’s one on one with women you can see the gay shine through just a leeetle bit. As a fag hag I’m all for it 😂

[@KobeIsG.O.A.T]

​@@v00doozz82tawlmbout miss trugg walgg b ? I muss disagree ,Tim is a ba ba ba beast in cawlmedy but chriztina and Tom , ...arent

[@carissaslater6289]

Tim and Christina need to do an ep together and only talk about their schizophrenic mothers

[@lucien4980]

They did mostly already like a year ago

[@skoto8219]

Bonus episode #171 on the Patreon

[@qtpi6450]

the tim dillon show could not be a more accurate name for this podcast 🤣 bro literally jus gets guests on to be a live listener and occasionally have an input 🤣

[@hannahraedobre]

Tom and Christina referring to old people as ‘basset hounds’ never gets old 😩💀

[@Abu-Lutfy]

one of the best podcasts i listened to this year

[@WiseCheese587]

Tim is an antidote to chaos sometimes.

[@andrewcampbell9mm]

I really hope Tim does a audio version of his book

[@zg9445]

Or maybe like a James Earl Jones type 😂

[@tyzerro]

he does have an audio book of it

[@tonymontoya3629]

It's on audible lol

[@ChevyLewis-sb2yo]

You could always just read it. 🤷‍♂️

[@peaches4623]

An audio version that Tim narrates. I'll only listen if he narrates it, his voice is too good to not to.

[@ScorpionP2C]

So nice of them to let this new up and comer use their studio and editing staff for free. Tam and Christine really looking out for the little guys!

[@orlandocastro1438]

Know knowing he’s in joker2 makes the whole pod better

[@lescoburandun1457]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Tim Dillon is a national treasure 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@miramirez3574]

Agreed.

[@PRACTICALVELOCITY]

International*

[@johnmadison4040]

This felt like when you are visiting your best bud, and he’s busy getting ready, but he still lives at home, and you have to talk to his parents.

[@godhelpus1055]

Tim’s getting a second chance at childhood in the latest installment of Tim Dillon Show

[@knox8113]

Tim making fun of Bert being a deadbeat was the funniest part of the pod. 🤣🤣🤣

[@pcoast3678]

Tim just became my favorite comedian outa nowhere 😂😂

[@caseypnw]

Tim when he walks into any podcast studio: *”I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW”*

[@zachwilliams9454]

I can’t wait to see Tim Dillon in a movie. I bet he’s a brilliant comedic actor.

[@jayweiss4378]

I could see him in a new Stripes movie in the John Candy - Ox ..part! Tim is the only one that could pull it off

[@portlandgoose4727]

I could see him as an angry homeless heroin addict background actor. I think he could get the role in a few years.

[@gtrriffs]

@@jayweiss4378 I wish they remade "The burbs". Tim and the rogan crew would do a good job

[@sangyedorje]

It's an interracial porno

[@LeoSkyro]

He mentioned being in a 2nd undisclosed movie, with a master director and one of the greatest actors in the world, and now I really hope he was referring to Killers of the Flower Moon. Seeing Tim in a Scorsese movie, sharing a scene, however short, with Leo Di Caprio would be the highlight of the decade for me

[@Orangezattttt]

Enjoying the laughter in the background. I feel safe

[@xtfj]

44:27 looking sharp in Joker 2

[@kittehfoodz]

This is the best podcast to listen to passing out after eating a dominos pizza from the only thing open next to the bar located near the street where the van I'm sleeping in is parked. Living through the collapse with Tim Dillon!

[@sirg-had8821]

I wish you well. *Tee-off*

[@nathanpitek3177]

Let me just say you are the best podcaster in the game rn. Actually nuts how good your content is Tim

[@Sushi_Pizza]

Guys did you know how fun comedians are to hang out with? I’m glad I got another reminder

[@FlaminggMoe]

Truly the most incredible people on earth, and i love that they don't try to hide it, they'll constantly tell you how unique and amazing they all are

[@smokeywaffles5409]

It’s also just so interesting when they talk to each other

[@MacSmithvox]

Comedians are fucking unbearable lol

[@trevorkenny]

The only people that are cool and know how to interact with others.

[@FlaminggMoe]

Yo, but last night at the comedy cellar, [insert mildly funny comedians name] MURDERED on stage!! People were literally dying!! They had to bring in oxygen tanks! He Murrrrrddeeeerrrreedddd!

[@simgrmehmej8075]

The YMH Tim Dillon combo is powerful

[@boev999]

Nice to see Tim perform with some live audience. Pretty cool he's allowing Q&A too.

[@jzen1455]

Nice of Christine and Tom to allow Tim to do most of the talking on this YMH episode.

[@shakerman4908]

Tim is a miracle worker. He made even Tom and Christina funny. Talk about turning water to wine...

[@andrewheath6451]

The irony of tim talking about being on 59th with a bagel to ignore people, when he ignored ymh for the beach.

[@GummbiDammit]

I hope this means that Tim is going to be on the pomcast with my moms.

[@houseofhas9355]

The man who makes weight loss and doing cocaine look fun is here with the moms. I love it. Great timing.

[@jzen1455]

It takes great will to overcome the appetite-suppressing effects of cocaine to weigh as much as Tim does.

[@olveroliver52]

This is one of the only times I can remember seeing Tim Dillon laugh hysterically at one of his own jokes @58:00

[@rjones6801]

I discovered Tim through 2 Bears a couple years ago, and he's easily in my top 3 favorite podcasts now. And I saw him do standup in Baltimore last year. He's so god damned funny.

[@VidPro95]

Glad to see Tim and the YMH Network making amends after his accidentally forgetting about the Dr Drew podcast 😂

[@shrutefarms4741]

He also didn’t show for tigerbelly 400 th

[@JMBProductionsYT]

Tim, you are an absolute genius. This was an incredible performance. The real ones understand 🤙🏼

[@DDobs12]

Tim has really supportive parents and I'm glad I got to see the family together

[@robonthecob6920]

44:27 Tim talks about being in Joker 2

[@stevebest216]

26:48 a comedian talking shit about people who constantly need approval 😂

[@Michael-fs1cw]

This was so much fun. Please do more together, what a blast that ended too quick. So keen on the book. Love you Timmy xx

[@JoshSauceda]

I’m on the nj transit train rn from Penn station nyc back to jersey as per my regular commute and this could not have dropped at a better time. Bless u Tim Dillon and Tom and Christina.

[@simgrmehmej8075]

I wish for you a golden haired marine to ensure safe travel namaste

[@hellraisincraisin]

Shout out to all my fellow sober friends who are always stoked for Timmy’s Saturday night uploads 😂

[@KCNicole]

This is my first sober Saturday.....pleasure to be here

[@BBDumfuk]

Majority of viewers are on crank

[@hellraisincraisin]

@@KCNicole so glad to have you!!!

[@MichaelThomas-ll1hw]

@@KCNicole welcome to the pig trough ❤️

[@petercipriano5659]

Here after 9.5 years 🎉

[@nickm724]

By far, the best part of Tom and Christina’s show is the background laughter. They are the real stars.

[@badgermetal]

Sounds like a nice job. They get to be the first to see Christina's glorious tik tok finds, then show up stoned and laugh their ass off for an hour.

[@futureskeletons66669]

Tim and Christina would actually be a good show.

[@oN3xShOtxkilL]

Ben’s aunt and uncle are guests I never expected to see .. we wish them well

[@jonthorne5357]

Tee off

[@JackPiLope]

From recent episodes of Leon party, you aren't wrong

[@conorgallagher333]

Like Bert except sober, entertaining, and actually funny

[@benaflac5793]

@@jakehopgood7446 Tim is unironically less queer than Bart

[@JUSTCHILLIN862]

Saw the line up 👍 this gonna b pure GOLD 💯🔥 ... support from Auckland New Zealand 🙏😎

[@anthonymanzalji]

We need more parents like Tim's. The future looks bleak with them.

[@munafo13]

So nice to see Christina P take a break from living in the 1700's to join the podcast...

[@Beany68y1]

I need the boomer roast clipped for all my boomer relatives to see. 100% accurate

[@valve_is_better294]

Hope to see Tim in the next your moms house that would be absolutely splendid to have a back to back

[@ev3835]

ive laughed out loud so many times and we are 10 mins in. Tim Tom TIna all together is mint

[@stephenfox8337]

What makes any show go to the next level in Tom's and Christina's studio is the producer selling the jokes with the hard laugh in the background...so much better than any laugh track

[@oleyullah]

it's cringe

[@JOOLVAUR]

This was such a refreshing episode because I have boomer parents like Tim, Christina, and Tom (born in ‘62 and ‘63) and I’m 18 and can’t relate with my friends and see them live such a care free life because their parents are so chill and understanding while I have to deal with their 1960s-70s traditional Mexican beliefs and moral values in 2023

[@Alex-rl4uy]

As a professional dump taker, this podcast really helps things get flowing.

[@wmfbmp5743]

thank you for using "as a ... " in an appropriate way

[@wmfbmp5743]

i actually scrolled past and barely caught the "as a" - and then scrolled back up, ready to be mad at whatever dumbass comment was made.. dump taker was a nice surprise

[@GymAndSun]

Between this and Protect Our Parks 8 my sad weekend is full 👏

[@milescoleman910]

This one is funnier than most specials on Netflix

[@utfan87]

That Bert spending time with his kids comment had me fucking rolling.

[@rogerwilco1777]

Its nice of Tim to decorate his set YMH style to make the Mommies feel comfortable

[@KickassMcfly]

for a moment I really thought that Tim just out of nowhere started passionately talking about helix mattresses with Tom and Christina

[@shrutefarms4741]

It scares me how I agree with almost every single thing Tim says and he’s meant it to be a joke😂. Pure genius.

[@mockingbirdarmada]

Is it a joke though? Meta irony.

[@show_me_your_kitties]

Irony is lost on this one

[@VEGAS-NERVE]

There is some truth to every joke, that’s what makes it funny

[@blackbluestudio6338]

This is a treat. Much love Tim, and the whole gang at YMH.

[@shotgunsunday9329]

"You never smoke em down to the filter" might be one of the most grand compliments I've ever heard. And seems to be true to Tim's character to date.

[@fukuuu]

I could have watched and listened to them for hours. Tim gels really well with the jeans!