Bert Kreischer Drinks A Gallon Of Kool-Aid A Day???? | 2 Bears 1 Cave Highlight

[@MrDdye29]

"What kind?" "Red" Legitimately an underrated part of this clip, answers it exactly how a 6 year old would lol

[@larrymcjones]

Dude I just bought a cool blue Gatorade and idk what the flavor is I just call it cool blue

[@cordcd7]

That’s where I lost it

[@mdhcccc]

When u break down the different parts of the clip into levels of rating is when u have taken it too far

[@RKrk-jj2li]

hahaha... I thought the same thing. I thought of my nephew....

[@keysersoze3804]

mdhcccc 🙄

[@AD-df5tm]

I love how Tom is laughing at how fucking absurd Bert is and Bert is just laughing because Tom is laughing.

[@OverAchi3ver]

thats the beauty of it

[@odditt9159]

True Friends

[@jessicagiardullo4209]

I love how red they both get when they laugh. Like their whole head is beat red lol

[@climatixseuche]

and we all are laughing because they are laughing btw. how high are we?

[@jurgenp.2408]

They both seem so kind hearted in a very equal way. Good people..

[@radmanstan413]

Bert lives like how a kid would imagine being an adult is like

[@alifelesstoxic1253]

I know Right 😂

[@dtsnyder12]

super underrated comment

[@benjones6030]

Are we sure Bert hasn't messed around with a Zoltar machine?

[@Aribbonofsoundmen]

@@dtsnyder12 literally not "underrated" you chump.

[@sansfreedom1629]

@@Aribbonofsoundmen Swear someone says that under any half funny comment

[@ElAyDubleZee]

The way he innocently says "Red" as if it's a flavor 🤣🤣

[@jaycehoward2771]

Just like a 5 year old child would answer lmao! Kills me every time.

[@toddharper2003]

And almost irritated, like, "Red, what else?"

[@cleverusername9369]

In fairness, Tom didn't ask what flavor, he just asked what kind

[@ericschultz525]

koolaid is the only drink where the color is the flavor

[@NateTheToast]

You never refer to Kool Aid by its actually flavor.

[@DesertDweller1776]

“Good for that guy, he drinks a lot of water” get me every time

[@dwightrichards3584]

😂😂

[@drsus0]

“ i try to drink two every day” gets me…as if its what the doctor recommends lol!

[@DesertDweller1776]

@@drsus0 all docs suggest to drink two gallons of Kook-Aid A day lol

[@toby2k75]

Lmao well technically bert is drinking alot of water😂😂

[@NoblePineapples]

For me it's "You know how you don't realize how different you are until someone points it out?"

[@nyastclair8174]

The guy laughing maniacally off in the distance the whole time is the cherry on top.

[@jakehunter8341]

The *RED* on top.

[@dininelbourne]

Fucking precisely. That guy makes this whole thing next level.

[@ctand91]

The soundboard laugh?

[@carmenporter7087]

@@ctand91 That's not a soundboard... it's Nadav aka Blueban, the show's producer.

[@callumhill3758]

It's a sound board, its added into loads of these and YMH

[@SHEEMBA]

That genuine "red" answer got me

[@str8cash113]

"what flavor"? RED! LOL priceless

[@josephlittlefield2313]

“Blue is not a flavor.” “Oh, blue blast? Give it here.” -Michael Scott

[@REAPER3fitty]

That's how you say it

[@richliving1619]

Red or purple. Those are the only acceptable answers to what kool-aid you’re drinking.

[@Daniel145D]

Joseph Littlefield “how many filet o’fishes did you eat?” “That’s three or four months worth, Ryan”

[@JohnDoe-cj1cw]

Tom dying of laughter while saying "this is so much sugar" is the most dad thing ever.

[@NateSchulte]

That part lives rent free in my head, along with the rest of this clip

[@steflift5165]

1:20

[@JonSudano]

I need a guy to cackle wildly in the background at everything I say, for my mental health

[@scottg1942]

Agreed

[@MiniMagit]

Youre the last guy I expected to see in these comments, I love your videos man

[@Hillybolly609]

Somebody once told me

[@jinglemyberries866]

who is that guy who always laughs in the background he has a very contagious laughter

[@neaituppi7306]

I need two, just so I know the first wasn't just laughing from a Kool-Aid sugar buzz.

[@spencermackel7800]

“What flavor is it?” “Red.” HAHAHAHA

[@quinnoconnor2605]

With a straight face lol

[@Puggernuts]

Better red than dead!

[@mikopop]

It's dumber, It's "What kind?" "red."

[@markus2584]

@@Puggernuts said the guy with the pokemon playlist lmao

[@Puggernuts]

@@markus2584 Lol it's a south park reference dude.. and pokemon kicks ass 🤘

[@snoop4470]

I come back every few months to watch this. I love it so much. "I try to drink two everyday" like it's part of some diet.

[@bradymoore7675]

That’s the part that got me 😂😂

[@spjr99]

me justfiying drinking iced tea all day because its basically water

[@krishaneWDssc]

Every few months, this is the 15th tome watching this month

[@thesupreme8062]

@@spjr99 I mean as long as you dont put much sugar into it

[@TexasTimelapse]

I do the same when I need a good laugh. It never lets me down.

[@Twhyte96]

Tom almost let it slide but then let his intrusive thoughts win with just a “Kool aid?” And it gave us one of the greatest podcast clips in history

[@Randomjackass135]

Greatest? Jesus Christ you people have the sense of humor I had when I was 8

[@phrogg--6]

​​@@Randomjackass135what's your sense of humor then?

[@nonago725]

​@@Randomjackass135 it's sad that you lack joy in life

[@bozokreso5555]

​@@phrogg--6 no guys, you dont understand, he is like soooo mature.

[@Phagocytosis]

@@Randomjackass135 Too bad you lost it.

[@aesopivan]

They way he says “Red” he sounds like a child and doesn’t see anything wrong with drinking that much koolaid😂

[@alexjones7043]

It’s also that he makes it out like it’s a really important part of the day and he doesn’t even know the flavour. Just the colour it is. That’s fucking hilarious.

[@belindakaut6212]

why narc hahahahha jesus

[@eljoelo2459]

@@ORiOh4582 LMAO

[@devinallinson4824]

@@ORiOh4582 IM DEAD A FUCKING NARC 😂

[@VXBAKER]

@@alexjones7043 Well to be fair kool aid pretty much only has one flavor in different colors.

[@danakendall282]

Bert's laugh sounds like some type of prehistoric sea bird dying slowly in the tar pits.

[@manhathaway]

I love this comment. Goated.

[@hankhell5663]

This comment made me do the bird laugh

[@ffibonacci]

Lmfao

[@LoneStarVII]

1:01 mating call

[@famousguest]

accurate ;D

[@trustranker]

The way he says “I’ve gotta do two a day,” like he’s fulfilling some kind of prescribed nutritional requirement. 😂

[@zedc6072]

yeah like its for its health

[@jamx_1276]

Hey that's what probably keeps the alcohol from killing him

[@jumpingilly732]

He says he tries to

[@brucedoyle4055]

I mean how else does he keep in shape

[@matthewdperkins]

It’s for the vitamin c

[@bskbskbskbskbsk]

“It’s low calorie Kool-Aid.” “Yeah, no, most doctors recommend it.” 💀 I’m dead.

[@markenriquez625]

the best part is they don't sell low-calorie kool-aid, the packet is just flavoring, and you add sugar to it that is the calories, so he is just totally delusional just like his alcoholism lol

[@joerecoveryjoerecovery5781]

Even with low-calorie Kool aid, he's drinking about 500 calories per 64 oz drink. If he's trying to drink three of those a day, the man is getting 1500 calories of sugar. Shit's crazy.

[@comebackkid1007]

@@joerecoveryjoerecovery5781 Remember... it's watered down...

[@matthall7359]

@@joerecoveryjoerecovery5781 low calorie koolaid is 0-5 calories per serving. If he puts 4 packets into each bottle at most it’s 40 calories a day with 2 64 oz servings there’s also no sugar in it

[@Greekgoldminer]

Bert literally drinks almost a pound of sugar in kool-aid every single day AND showers in a pool. How is he not being studied by Jane Goodall

[@ShawnHodgins]

Too few humans have evolved far enough to appreciate your point.

[@philocalypso]

Knowing bert its probably sugar free

[@roryvonmeyer2643]

How the hell do you "shower in the pool"? Does Bert bring shampoo, conditioner, body wash and whatever else into a pool with him and bathe?

[@MediocreTCG]

@@roryvonmeyer2643 yes

[@roryvonmeyer2643]

@@MediocreTCG this guy is barely human

[@Bugattiman9999]

Bert’s matter of fact “RED” answer is just precious 😆🤣😂😅

[@ILOVEGOOOOOOLD]

Lmaoo was looking for this comment. How confident he is in his answer

[@michaelgeeslin7731]

My favorite part, besides Toms inital “you’re drinking…a fucking….64oz….(cannot finish)

[@Lemmonjello416]

I like that they both turn a deeper shade of red than the coolaid

[@sctkarter1111]

He’s literally a child in adult form. Most rational adults say “cherry, strawberry, etc”

[@traviscoates6878]

Duh! What else is there?

[@skonka8503]

"dude that's 25g of sugar per serving!" "Yeah, but look at the Vitamin C" 😂

[@aceisgreat2008]

The genuine disappointed look on Tom's face in immediate response to that really got me hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kamikazeeOG]

"Yeah, that's true"

[@MrBLU80]

😂

[@aceisgreat2008]

6:46 btw in case anyone wants to go right to it 😂😂😂

[@timcombs558]

its low sugar Kool AId!!!!

[@mandelbomb99]

The funniest part is that Bert doesn’t actually get why Tom’s laughing so hard, but he’s laughing cause Tom is laughing.

[@Gnossiene369]

That is the sad part... dude is a moron, and dying, laughing.

[@casedistorted]

Bert is laughing cuz he knows it will get him views

[@Sean-xr1xj]

Exactly lol

[@jokerproduction]

Every time this shows up in my recommended I can't resist and it always makes me laugh.

[@rayedge44]

Same and it makes me laugh every time

[@Coentjemons]

No matter my mood, when I see this, I end up happy and I feel better about my life.

[@franzpoopenschitzel3002]

Bert's laugh sounds like someone blowing their nose.

[@wolfgangkirby6820]

I just cried laughing . It never gets old

[@SuperChaos002]

@@franzpoopenschitzel3002 he sounds like a Kookaburra bird.

[@John_Notmylastname]

Just think if Bert had never said “Let me take a little sip of Kool-Aid” we would not have this moment. I wonder how much longer it would have gone that nobody knew he was drinking Kool-aid the entire time?

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

I loved that moment of confusion from Tom before he realizes

[@topramen5344]

@@user-dx7yu1pm2i I feel the same way since those cups are just there, but the laughter and reactions don’t seem fake at all

[@wasteman9548]

@@user-dx7yu1pm2i i feel like bert may have planned it but tom didnt know, those reactions were way too genuine

[@maryannpeterson7292]

@@executioner_ecgbert884 p

[@maryannpeterson7292]

@@executioner_ecgbert884 p

[@FhornPatrick]

I come back to this video a lot. The double-take that tom does at the beginning is wonderful.

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

Same

[@shadow725]

This is helping me get through the election.

[@MrBinnz]

Yeah same here, i love how his laugh builds up

[@marksherrick]

This IS kool- aid. Perfect.

[@ryanc7230]

I just revisited. I’m heaving I’m laughing so hard.

[@GetOffTheLawn]

When Bert doubled down with " I try to drink two of them everyday." LMFAO

[@TheArtofGuitar]

Usually it's Bert's laugh that's contagious, this time it was Tom's. I got an ab workout laughing along.

[@royalmarine1011]

oh snap its "you" here from the art of guitar.

[@ryanduray1]

Hey Mike your channel is excellent

[@holeindanssock156]

4:00 Literally about to vomit from too much laughing....

[@rjones6801]

Me too. Guess I can drink a third gallon of koolaid today from all that laughing.

[@spLiffyFOUR20]

Berts laugh is annoying as shit to me.

[@Vorusen]

"If you're a grown man eating ice cream your life is out of control" Says the man who takes baths in the pool and TRIES to drink a gallon of Kool-Aid a day.

[@jessicaisabella8308]

My exact thoughts watching this!

[@anthonyyyy2858]

I don't think he tries, I think he does.

[@ZeroFucksLeft]

There is no try, only do

[@nathanlebsock8945]

It’s light calorie kool-aid

[@will_boner17]

Just let it happen

[@malachidavie5764]

1:44 put me in tears. “Good for that guy , he drinks a lot of water” 😂😂😂

[@jayjavdav403]

Same Lmfao

[@johnwebster76]

I immediately thought about all the sugar in 64 oz of Kool-aid, half a cup of sugar

[@casedistorted]

Jesus Christ how does he not have diabettus.@@johnwebster76

[@paul1979uk]

That's when I nearly passed out in the kitchen. Don't watch this whilst making a cup of tea.

[@drwahweee]

"its koolaid" 🤣

[@davisd3928]

Tom's goose honk laugh at 0:49 brings me pure joy

[@dj1slandboy]

“Good for that guy. He drinks a lot of water” That’s the shit that go so hard

[@prim34ev]

I feel like Bert didn’t really get why Tom was laughing so hard but seeing such hard laughter made him laugh too, this is great

[@MatTastic209]

Proven when Bert says "You know how you don't realize how different you are until someone points it out?"

[@NotCassidy]

their laughter made this 100x funnier! 😂

[@nickcolvert8282]

Tom was laughing at Bert because Bert is fat.

[@shanestephens4728]

A HUUUUUNDRED percent

[@totallyintoit]

Bert knows how to turn it on for the $$$

[@johnp9235]

The worst thing about this clip is it made me realise how long it's been since I laughed like this. Can't help but watch it a couple of times a week to pick me back up

[@jonnyw82]

Same

[@anon-nw7tj]

Same

[@michaelsmoak8804]

i was just thinking this EXACT same thing.

[@jonnyw82]

Every couple years I’ll have a laugh like this

[@marcd5285]

Just came back to it now for that exact reason. All of my anxieties from the world just melted away watching this again. This clip is a gem

[@VeMi1337]

To people who don't listen normally, the thing you have to realize, since the very beginning when they started this podcast in episode one and every single episode onwards they always, at some point of the show, talk about health, Burt's crazy fitness routines and how he is trying to lose weight. Also, Tom usually doesn't laugh very often as he is the more calm and collected person. Burt's crazy Kool aid intake really came out of nowhere and makes him look crazy when thinking about how much he talks about health.

[@brancracker]

Even better, 1 or 2 episodes before this Bert had said that he felt people who like ice cream are childish lol

[@deezyD93]

@@brancrackerhahaha I forgot that part 😂

[@BattleBladeWarrior]

Its true, tom sometimes puts off serial killer vibes, with how serious he can be, so seeing him flat out lose it was just great. Makes sense though, considering what you mentioned. Probably did not see that coming at all XD

[@thisusedtobemyrealname7876]

I'm Finnish and we don't have kool aid here. Quick googling revealed that if he indeed drinks "low calorie" kool aid it looks like it does not have carbs. Which is strange since maltodextrin is in there which I think is just carbs. Can anyone clarify if this is correct since I cant believe the amount of sugar he consumes everyday if he drinks 120 oz (3.6 litres!) Of regular kool aid everyday.

[@BattleBladeWarrior]

@@thisusedtobemyrealname7876 Yea, even if his calories are low, the amount of sugar must be insane. They saw when you over consume substances though, your body builds up a tolerance, so it might not even do anything for him, hence why he guzzles so much.

[@Monarch-jb8vi]

"You never realize how different you are until someone points it out" hits really close to home

[@oscar.esteves]

We all have our quirks.

[@Thewaterspirit57]

SAME.

[@MCRmechanic]

I think it's so hilarious to Tom because he's probably been watching Bert drink out of that thing for months thinking "Wow, this guy drinks a lot of water. That's great." only to finally discover that he has been drinking kool-Aid the entire time. In that context it's so much funnier to me haha.

[@tiktokuser8498]

taken. tom says that on 1:41

[@joelanderson839]

And on top of that, this was during a time in the show (and just in Bert & Tom’s friendship) when every week it seemed like we found out a new unhealthy or gross things that Bert does. Pool showering, wiping his ass with his hands, drinking wine on the treadmill, etc. and it all reached a climax in this clip. It’s so beautiful hahaha

[@MrMetalhorse]

@@joelanderson839 He does fucking what? WIPE WITH HIS HANDS?!! When did he say that? Do you have a link? can you elaborate? I NEED ANSWERS

[@roguesample]

Tom almost composing himself and then taking a drink of the Kool-Aid only to lose his shit completely again kills me 🤣

[@TheRox0923]

You can see the moment the sugar hits his bloodstream lmao

[@jerseydevil1]

😂😂😂

[@TheParkerThirteen]

2:27

[@BB7News]

@@TheParkerThirteen

[@1evilhulk]

Lol! "I feel sick"... "I need to lay down."

[@wealthedge]

Tom trying to calm himself down with “….it’s so much Kool Aid…” is SLAYING ME.

[@r.edward5701]

03:20 😂

[@daves984]

Tom's crying because he just realized his best friend is a 10 yr old boy

[@markh3684]

Tom's crying because 20mg Tom just realized his best friend is a 10 yr old boy

[@daves984]

@@hamschh you are mistaken, you are missing it entirely. Bert is a bit! He is a character. That is him I wouldn't second guess that he drinks a gallon of koolaid a day and doesn't think anything is wrong with that.

[@krazykdon]

Just realized I think he knew that lmao. He doesn't shower, doesn't brush his teeth, and have you seen his clothes in the tour bus lmao.

[@no-gc6xd]

Or realizing his best friend only has a handful of years left on earth

[@krazykdon]

@@no-gc6xd omfg

[@99Cloverfield]

Bert: "Ice cream is for children, no grown man should eat ice cream." Also Bert: "I try to drink a gallon of Kool Aid a day"

[@varden3270]

He now eats tons of ice cream too. It's his "thing".

[@uwotm]

Tom: what flavour? Burnt: red He says fucking red

[@BigNUTT]

@@uwotm LMAO Burnt

[@KillerRobson]

@@uwotm To be fair red is almost a good description. I don't remember what red kool aid is supposed to be flavoured. Cherry if I had to guess, I it definitely does not taste like it.

[@ELsickPuppetto]

@@varden3270 like eating brownies

[@PurpleHeartSti]

The fact that "I shower in the pool" slips by in this clip is still incredible to me. Brent should be studied for science.

[@tajklair]

Yes

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

Rich people gunna rich.

[@korganrocks3995]

@@the_original_Bilb_Ono Rich would be installing a shower in the pool. Thinking chlorine = soap is pure Bert. 😛

[@michaelelliott1212]

Brent?

[@korganrocks3995]

@@michaelelliott1212 Misspelling Bert's first and last names is some kinda meme, though I have no idea how it started.

[@rafaelmarquez8886]

5:18 “Then I get in the pool, I shower in the pool” lmao 🤣

[@FattyMateo]

"you know how you never realize how different you are until someone points it out"? Good bless Bert, he's so innocent

[@jwm6314]

Like Christina learning you can dry yourself with a towel before you get dressed...

[@michaeltonikov]

He's so sweet. Literally, SO MUCH SUGAR

[@arnoldhernandez1910]

@@jwm6314 tf 😂

[@talkingmudcrab718]

Bert literally didn't realize how ridiculous the concept of drinking a gallon of Kool-Aid a day was until Tom lost his shit. Let that sink in.

[@ReeferSmoker]

@mamamia88 even a pack of that shit is awful for you

[@ReeferSmoker]

@@Sigrafix he's just replacing addictions, it's like stopping crack but switching to full time eating

[@Sigrafix]

@@ReeferSmoker I don't see how you can be addicted to kool aid tho.. Lol.

[@ReeferSmoker]

@@Sigrafix sugar, hello? It triggers the release of serotonin its why fat people get fatter by the day

[@karabinjr]

sugar-free kool aid is 5 calories per serving actually

[@marios3202]

Bert is like what happens when you give a 12 year old a million dollars..

[@brando847]

Literally the Blank Check kid grown up

[@-cali-gbpacker559]

No sh*t 🤣

[@poppinboppin7250]

@@-cali-gbpacker559 thanks for the censor. Bad words hurt my feelings.

[@lyndacork2821]

Lol. Good one!

[@MK-573]

@@poppinboppin7250 damn a light roast! He silly goose though

[@gapjunction11]

After watching it a hundred times, I just realised for the first time ever that at 2:02 Bert is farting from laughing so hard.

[@jesterokjones4954]

I just caught that this time around, LMMFAO

[@brandonjustes947]

Oh yeah? Who ever blamed it, flamed it... (back of the bus joke).

[@florida2407]

ROFLLLLL

[@calicesar]

He lets it rip a 1:44 too lmao

[@hayleeloveland7685]

Thank you so much for this

[@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

1:21 *THIS-IS…SZZZO MUCH SUGARRRR!!!* 😂😂the way Tom said that, lol.

[@holeindanssock156]

2:47 What sounds are these?

[@Wyoming307xx]

@@holeindanssock156 sounds like my chickens

[@tylerburns6533]

You know what’s funny, I was scrolling down and found this comment just as he was saying it. 😆

[@rabeabutto8808]

UNACCEPTABUUUUULLLLEEEE

[@chubbybunny6975]

It's honestly the high-pitched screechy way he said "sugar" for me 🤣"It's..szzoo much suGAR-"

[@korymov]

2 years later, this is still the best podcast moment ever.

[@cadlac0594]

Nah mate, the Rooster teeth pod cast where they break Guses mind is hilarious

[@korymov]

@@cadlac0594 Which time? I think they broke him a few times. 🤣 Personally, my favorite RT Podcast moment was when Burnie lost his mind yelling at Gavin about airports.

[@cadlac0594]

@@korymov AIMES messages in quotes

[@8195229]

I think another top moment was Bobby Lee's childhood story on Fighter and the kid. Or So British on Ten Minute Podcast.

[@Serenitynowwwww]

Stav on cumtown referring to a thousand yard stare as a thousand island stare. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jniYoH14odhqY68

[@jefryaye1017]

Does anyone else come back this episode just to have a laugh once in a while. I love you guys

[@theelfchannel]

2222

[@danielwilks1964]

2023 once a week.

[@zachgraves1617]

Absolutely, I laughed as hard as Tom the first time 🤣

[@Isthis_england]

Every day mate

[@r.edward5701]

Did today

[@Simply_marryy]

The double take Tom gives in the beginning gets me every time 😂

[@OMGtheykilledKenny42]

Both of them double take looking at the 2 Bears poster.

[@theHolmezilla]

The high pitched squeal is how Bert attracts local dogs to mate with.

[@apatel922]

*with him

[@unchainedpapabear4517]

At least ya heard it ya dirty dog😂

[@theHolmezilla]

@@apatel922 I'm not sure YMH KZbin comments about Bert fucking dogs are where you go to find examples of proper use of prepositional phrases, my guy.

[@rymichaeldudeguy65]

1:36

[@8kigana]

You mean like a Hyena and monkey going at it laugh.

[@austinbell5374]

The best part is the person in the background that’s having an aneurysm from laughing so hard

[@peterarm4912]

Always wondered how it is? Blueban?

[@ohhhtartarsauce635]

@@peterarm4912 lol yeah that's Nadav, he's unintentionally become the live laugh track on pretty much all the podcasts recorded at Studio Jeans.

[@ComicsCloset]

It’s some Jewish guy that googles stuff laughing

[@brandonhalf3260]

RIP Blueban

[@commonlogic3646]

Yea wtf

[@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

I've see this video probably ten times over the span of since it came out and *it still makes me laugh hard every time*

[@Pow3llMorgan]

It's positively infectious. I love it. This can bring me in a good mood when I'm in the abyss of despair.

[@DaddyDevine1]

Literally at the factory in tears right now. This is probably the best clip of these two since the dance off

[@MPHswayze]

BAKULAAAAAAA!

[@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn]

Same! I've laughed so hard so many times my head hurts! And then I feel so much better, Bert is so ridiculous but I see why Tom keeps him around 😂🤣

[@treetrain]

@@DaddyDevine1 ahahaha Bert seeing Tom's video was one of the best things ever!!

[@normanjouett2792]

The way Tom calmly says "take me through your morning" will always kill me.

[@justinsmith2082]

This never gets old. That dude in the back laughing is the icing on the cake.

[@siavashmassoudi]

That’s Nadav. Imagine if sitcoms used his laugh as a laugh track 😂

[@HarryManback0]

He's been providing the background laugh track on YMH since like 2015.

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

That guy never STOPS laughing

[@beetlebonnet6152]

It’s a laugh track bra. It’s a recording

[@davidsolimene5367]

@@siavashmassoudi "2 bears 1 cave is filmed in front of a live studio audience" but it's just Nadav

[@thealphabeaver298]

Tom "what kind" Bert "Red." Respect burt, the hood sees you.

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

Soo woo

[@jonathanberhe2307]

Water, sugar and red

[@Kdm109]

That seems like something tampa trash would drink

[@jonasmachado9431]

Two flavors, red and purple.

[@austins7060]

Burt wears a hood lol

[@ballconei4879]

Tom normally only laugh's like this during the final moments of his victims death spasms.

[@KrikZ32]

In a way that's what this is

[@jasondraughon8825]

KrikKiller possibly the best reply that was possible.

[@antonioguzman2805]

Nothing better than a fresh kill.

[@SinSeared]

@ballconei is that a nutsack on an icecream cone

[@sansfreedom1629]

@@SinSeared Yes, yes it is.

[@mitchellfeldman273]

Tom rolling his eyes and shaking his head when Bert says "i shower in the pool" at 5:20 is so freaking funny like hes thinking "jesus im friends with a literal manchild" 😂😂😂

[@DCfreerunner]

I no longer think drinking alcohol is the reason Bert has high blood pressure

[@erikmichael1901]

Real talk. 64 oz of Tito’s might be healthier. Cuz you sure as heck ain’t drinking all 64 oz nor a second jug.

[@BrandonM7777]

there's a 100% chance that koolaid has vodka in it, so it's still both.

[@AxelQC]

That's 640 calories of pure sugar in that bottle.

[@eks9225]

@@AxelQC 800

[@yoshibeats5663]

@@BrandonM7777 I think Tom would have mentioned it when he tasted it. I bet it's just Coolaid

[@madecl21]

Sincerely I don't think Bert understands why Tom's laughing that much

[@NaruBrilu]

Lmao he doesnt have that much self-awareness so most likely not

[@EvanSaltare]

I was waiting for him to let slip through the crying laughter, "you're definitely going to die soon".

[@biglicker4473]

Lmao Bert even says he drinks a certain amount of it to balance the water he drinks. dude has a daily intake of cherry kool-aid he must consume im freaking howling i love this dude

[@adamjamestattoos]

He has no clue. Haha

[@willmach]

While Bert is an idiot, sometimes nothing is funnier than watching your friends lose their shit laughing

[@chaddt]

Double iced coffee: ✅ “Run” “4” “miles”: ✅ “Shower” in the pool: ✅ 64oz yeti tumbler of Kool Aid: ✅

[@leemiera84]

*hydro flask

[@obesebird]

*2 64 oz kool aids

[@wrizzy9393]

Don’t forget he skips brushing his teeth and just uses a water pick. I can’t believe that his wife can stand all of this 😂😂😂😂. Dirty country girl

[@johntetzler1662]

*growler

[@allianceofsteel]

@@wrizzy9393 awful white teeth for a water pick though

[@adamrivera8550]

If Bert said “Let me take a sip of this.” Instead of “Koolaid”, this moment wouldn’t exist. Let that sink in.

[@comdrive3865]

It's a moment, but moments like these aren't rare if you put the right people with the right vibes in the same room

[@comdrive3865]

@Dave Lane you probably mean well to correct him but the "grow up" at the end is unnecessary. makes you look like an asshole. lmao.

[@andrewjohnson588]

Even after Bert says it, Tom almost lets it go. He does a double take and you can almost see him debating whether to say anything.

[@getgle]

@Dave Lane 🤓

[@liamk1610]

​@Dave Lane You don't have to be this guy.

[@hopperhustle]

Whenever I'm having a terrible day, I just come here and watch this clip.

[@turokl713]

Same😂

[@calliepreston8000]

Me too man never fails to make me laugh

[@slavex7]

Same here :))

[@bradyuekert9067]

Glad I’m not alone 😂

[@Nathrezz]

I also do this 😂

[@Treezfreeze]

we should enjoy Bernt Krystler while he's still with us

[@lynchinjesus]

I think he would be more enjoyable gone.

[@MattHawkesPurdy]

Count2Potato ue

[@andyman8662]

Dogs might not agree with you

[@Prod_D]

Dude don't talk about Barny Krystar like that

[@anthonyyyy2858]

Dude leave Brent Krystal's out of this

[@VictoryVII]

Bert doesnt realize the reason he's sweating is because his blood sugar is through the fucking roof

[@igotanM16]

And his blood pressure is probably high asf also. That's why he turned red so quickly.

[@ojc8203]

Good old American ignorance! Ppl don’t know that leanest beef has 25%of fat and put butter on it and eat it with potato of different kind

[@RusticVisuals]

@@ojc8203 is that the leanest? Is it a mislabeling thing or what? Because at the comissary here theres a lotta 93%

[@angelgjr1999]

I’m genuinely impressed Bret Chrysler is still alive

[@daddydankmemes6260]

@@ojc8203 I've seen 90% lean beef and you can get higher if you're willing to pay for it

[@av0976]

3:40 not Bert sounding like Pennywise when he laughs😂

[@davidroos935]

“It’s watered down, it’s not too bad” this man been eating the powder straight up

[@AB-gz9yb]

😂😂😂

[@maddmaxx94]

Just inject it you get the flavor faster

[@matthewsmith3649]

Bert is how I imagine a real life Homer Simpson would be.

[@mattsmith7962]

Brother

[@jf3130]

Florida is full of Homers

[@vampire361]

I never thought of that till now. Thank you for opening my eyes.

[@DoodooSwaggy]

Homer was funny

[@wgorham93]

except dumber

[@BobbyDigital59]

The worst part is him “trying to drink 1 or 2 more of these” like it’s for his health

[@spyczech]

When said "trying to" I was sent into orbit 🤣

[@kusucks991]

@@spyczech I'm so glad I'm not the only one that keeps getting stuck on that HAHA, "I *try to* drink 2 a day"

[@IntensePeppers]

You mean best part

[@Squirrelconga]

I heard it that way too!!!! 😂

[@JJM2222]

"look at the vitamin c though"

[@rockin_don13]

Anytime I need a good laugh, I watch this clip. Get's me every time! 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheGooGaming]

I can’t get over the fact that Bert is consuming probably 2000% his daily recommended value of Vitamin C

[@2fiddy_squiddy]

That man never gets sick 🤣

[@MrPek-fe9fp]

It comes out with pee so you cant ever take too much c vitamin so thats good

[@MrPek-fe9fp]

Ssshoooo much SUGAR!!!!

[@FUZYsquatch]

400% DV of sugar

[@hipknotiq]

He's a machine from what I've heard.

[@Andreweroo]

Bert: Ice Cream is for children Also Bert:

[@jmmyjimmy106]

As a 26 year old man who eats far too much Hagen-Daz ice cream I still haven't forgiven Burp Crystal for that comment. Until I watched a podcast from about a year ago where he was talking about ice creams he loves and I remembered 90% of the shit they say is for goofs.

[@whiskeywombat4312]

Don't forget the Uncrustables

[@Beunibster]

@@whiskeywombat4312 That's one of the main food groups

[@TendoTheDude]

Such truth. Thanks mommy

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

@@whiskeywombat4312 Is that that movie with Robin de Niro and Kennard Costner?

[@littlebbjesus]

“There’s not another adult man in the country who drinks a gallon of kool aid every day” 😂😂

[@MPHswayze]

There's no human period because a child's kidneys would flush out their body from a gallon of kool aids

[@LANCEtheBOIL]

You've obviously never been to the getto

[@THIS---GUY]

Lots of Americans drink that much Coke a day easily csn handle that much Kool-Aid lol

[@gamma-rayburst4611]

I drink shit load of those sugerless pink ice teas u mix with water

[@JebJebJebbers]

the first time i saw this episode i was drinking a half gallon jug of kool aid and almost did a spit take

[@armanarmadillo]

I've only laughed as hard as these two with my friend who's since passed from a heart attack. We were getting high in my office and watching this random funny show, and we both laughed for 45 minutes straight. By the time we calmed down, we weren't even high anymore, and I felt physically ill. RIP Big Arm.

[@EraserTraceur]

Bless. Wait, getting high in an office? Lul.

[@armanarmadillo]

@I Gonna Be Neenja Ah, yeah man. I was a 21 year old kid that got lucky enough to run a small business but I was also an irresponsible pot head that liked to hang out with friends after work. So we'd smoke blunts and chill in my office lol.

[@EraserTraceur]

@@armanarmadillo haha u goated for that

[@wyattpurpp]

Same. Getting high with a buddy watching Without a Paddle and rewinding the part in the hospital parking lot at least 45 times. Big ups and love to ya homie.

[@401robdog]

At 2:25 when tom takes a sip and tastes how much sugar is in it, just sends him into another fit of laughter 🤣🤣

[@juanchoguzman2359]

"They're like good for that guy he drinks a lot of water, IT'S KOOLAID"😂😂😂

[@jonathanrocha779]

Thats what I think got Tom, he thought bert was being healthy. When actually this guy is drinking sugar water.

[@Hals]

@@jonathanrocha779 He only drinks it like, a few times a week so like, he's definitely not addicted to it. He has basically been sugarwater-free the past month

[@cailanshrontz]

Didn’t he just admit in this very video that he drinks it daily, though?

[@juanchoguzman2359]

@@cailanshrontz Yeah and that he tries to get two in everyday.

[@akelund4096]

@@jonathanrocha779 It's the low-cal version and the vitamin C cancels the sugars and cancers. It's science.

[@wasteland6961]

I'll never forget the morning I heard this: I was riding my bike to work and I almost fell off, I couldn't see I was laughing so hard. You guys almost killed me, and I thank you.

[@caseypnw]

That’s the risk you take with this show, I listen to this at work and I have an some embarrassing moments laughing in the middle of a quiet store

[@jwm6314]

I was mowing my lawn. I had to stop and compose myself.

[@JesseZakshesky]

I come back to watch this clip every couple of months. It's great therapy. One of the best podcast moments in the history of podcasting.

[@jeremyrfk]

Bert after getting his blood work results: “so how’s it look doc?” “I don’t know, apparently someone’s playing a prank here because it’s just fucking kool-aid”

[@Nobody_In_Particular]

no wonder he could go shot for shot with the russian mafia his blood is pure kool-aid!

[@bigbowlowrong4694]

“This must be a prank because there’s a trace of blood in your kool aid test”

[@Nobody_In_Particular]

@@bigbowlowrong4694 oh thats good

[@TheBoglin]

😂😂😂

[@callum7359]

Tom nearly passing out at 1:22 trying to say "Its so much sugar" kills me everytime

[@smugreptile6695]

A man devastates his best friend with knowledge of his beverage choice and laughs as the man self destructs under the weight of knowing his bud drinks a GALLON of Kool-aid a day.

[@raukoring]

That was a great synopsis

[@annamillar4591]

I love that the laughter hits him like stages of grief

[@aaronholstein3848]

Ok Karen

[@yohans1062]

It's fucking Kool aid

[@BAPPOTHEMIGHTY123]

This is my favourite comment

[@litseagull554]

Tom laughed uncontrollably for damn near 4 minutes straight. Thats a great start to the day

[@alec3732]

"You need to get some Vitamin C." Nobody: Bert: I drink 120 ounces of Kool-aid

[@cookieridergirl]

And he drinks two a day. 🤣

[@LofiboiGoOof]

Mmmm nothing like 128 oz of kool aid

[@majorfarmer5334]

He literally never said he drinks 64 ounces of Kool aid

[@cherelobelfor5042]

😂😂😂😂

[@GrrillaFinger]

Wait a sec.... Nobody said nothing. Bert said he drinks 64ounces. Then who said, " you need to get some vitamin c"?

[@thosearepinklemons]

The more we find out about Bert, the more I'm surprised he's still alive.

[@Seamalicous]

I've definitely switched from 'how is that guy so fat?' to 'how does he weigh under 500 pounds'

[@Greeezy]

Mickey Mantle gene baby

[@allysonheller9215]

This is one of the purest moments ever captured in a podcast.

[@VirginiaWolf88]

I watched this again 4 years later still laughing till I'm crying lol!!!!

[@alanwinters3993]

This is a real laugh you have with a real friend. No script no acting, just pure joy

[@thrillhovanhouten253]

And pure diabetes.

[@josephsosa776]

Real for Tim, fake as fuck for Bart.

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

@@josephsosa776 bert

[@josephsosa776]

@@SirFooplesTheThird Brent

[@Kalashboy420]

@@josephsosa776 Burnt

[@brandonhotaling8162]

Bert: I don't understand why I can't lose weight. Kool aid guy: OH YEAAAAAA

[@koshfrey9724]

Gut laughing here. I needed that. Ffff

[@CryinOverSpilledTea]

“Look at the vitamin C though” The nail in my coffin

[@TheMuffinManIsHappy]

Definitely the nail in Bert’s coffin in a few years.

[@tomdragon3881]

@@TheMuffinManIsHappy ahaha definitely

[@Xaito]

What's extra funny is that vitamin C overdose is actually unhealthy too.

[@Fri3ndly_Introv3rt]

@@Xaito yeah lol that’s a real thing

[@Xaito]

@@Fri3ndly_Introv3rt Sure is. Food industry puts vitamin c in huge amounts in almost everything, as a preservative - often leading to daily intake doses that exceed the recommended levels several times over.

[@jessienava7506]

Whenever I need a good laugh I always result to this video and it never fails 😂

[@VinylUnboxings]

"Most doctors recommend it" The delivery kills me

[@Xaito]

That guy is good, he should be a comedian or something ;)

[@Xaxp]

@@Xaito I think one of them is a comedian. Edit: Ah, I see the wink now.

[@nkyryry]

Long time listener. That’s the hardest I’ve seen him laugh.

[@str8cash113]

Hardest I laughed watching this podcast. Tom's laugh just makes me laugh.

[@asymmetricvalue]

Absolutely. The closest I’ve seen to this was “guy uses lung infection as instrument”

[@daveh2612]

Someone mentioned a clip where Bert was laughing about some dude being crushed by a car in a garage. Anyone have a link?

[@jacobharris4150]

RIGHT, and then that one time when Christina’s dad was slinging and the title of the video

[@jacobharris4150]

Kevin Marino AHAHAHAHAH

[@Here.WeGoNow]

“You know how you don’t realize how different you are until someone points it out”

[@ultimatusjsliva14]

That's the best line

[@t.n.2297]

I have started a ritual where I watch this every morning so I can laugh stupidly and it just sets the mood for the day. I’m so much happier after laughing along with this nonsense.

[@boptics643]

It’s a beautiful thing that the hardest I’ve ever seen Bert laugh is only because Tom is laughing so hard. It’s a magical friendship

[@PkrDealer86]

Bert talks, Tom laughs

[@heyitskyriii9815]

I can not die happy unless I have this kinda friendship

[@EasternE6762]

“I get in the pool, I shower in the pool.” I love how casual he is when saying it. Like it’s his normal morning routine LOL. That had me dead

[@hollowice999]

That is his normal routine. He takes pool-showers. He’s an animal.

[@TheGeneralDisarray]

I was gonna say I'm pretty sure he just meant shower in the shower at the pool/gym, but then I remember it's Bart, and I wonder...

[@TheGeneralDisarray]

Specifically I wonder if he soaps his balls in the deep end or the shallow

[@cwinz789]

@@TheGeneralDisarray no, brent has said on the podcast a few times that he gets in his pool to "wash" as a replacement to using an actual shower

[@TheGeneralDisarray]

@@cwinz789 yeha not surprised by that. Disgusted yes, surprised no.

[@yoitsvic1126]

The way Brent says “red” so matter-of-factly fucks me up everytime. This is the way to literally start every morning. Oh fuck.

[@kevboy2455]

Yeah Brent is the coolest. Everytime Brent is on the show i lose it.Brent is great. Brent should have his own podcast called "Two Brents One Cave". I love Brent.

[@JohnNumber1]

0:20 “red” 🤣

[@Booyakasha5]

Bret said "I'm trying to drink 2 of this every day". like he's forcing himself to eat healthy 😂

[@Casablumpkin01]

The hardest they’ve laughed is also the most SFW bit in this podcast’s history.

[@pb3551]

It's by far my favorite moment so far

[@DarkLeviathan8]

@Iron Bear We all die eventually.

[@702blue]

DarkLeviathan8 wow u must be really smart how’d you find that one out

[@DarkLeviathan8]

@@702blue I mean his comment almost implies that they don't know it's bad for his health lmao. I had to make a comment as stupid as his, I guess.

[@tydontdy3459]

"I drink 64 oz of Kool-Aid a day" "I need to stop laughing its bad for my blood pressure"

[@husker6395]

🤣🤣

[@ecksdeeeXD]

120. I lost it a second time when he said he drinks two a day.

[@IntensePeppers]

@@ecksdeeeXD 128

[@alejandroaros2986]

Bert: I don’t understand how I’m still fat. I run I swim and I don’t drink alcohol anymore Also Bert: kool-Aid is the best. I drink at least a couple gallons a day

[@MightBeCale]

"I *try* to drink two of them every day." He puts effort into making sure he drinks at least a gallon of Kool aid, every day.

[@gutzu265]

@@MightBeCale but its low calorie coolaid

[@AnonymousFREEZEpOp1]

@@gutzu265 he said that him and his daughter mix in the sugar. Lol

[@rhysobrien2439]

I think I've watched this 100 times and it's still hilarious. "People walk around and they're like, good for that guy. He drinks a lot of water!"