TOMAHAWKING SPIDERS FOR TRESPASSING | Earth Defense Force 4.1:

[@RenegadesReact]

ALL ABOARD THE B.S.S. BOOTY WHISPERER - Sea of Thieves w/ @Senpapi Rick , Zimbie & Lucid: kzbin.info/www/bejne/laqsgXyhjbKoh7s

[@mystery5252]

My phobia of arachnids is weird. I'm afraid of common house spiders. But I'm not afraid of tarantulas the biggest of siders. My reason is, house spiders are fast, fun fact Tarantulas movement speed is determined by there body temperature which is determined by the temperature of the air around them and Tarantulas live in normally very hot places like jungles or deserts which are normally at at least 80° to 100°. So at room temperature 72° they are slow as heck.

[@SpicyBread.]

You should react to my hero academia abridged by joy ride entertainment please

[@sethchapman8787]

Funny thing about this video that the game just went on sale on playstation

[@mystery5252]

@@SpicyBread. Are there Siders?

[@stephensmith6818]

Welp another badger video wonder what is going to happen

[@blackcated5755]

With the amount of animation on the soldiers and aliens, I'm suprised Badger hasn't made his own action-comedy series yet. Call it "Star-shit Troopers".

[@somethingfunny982]

*Y E S*

[@srdjansavuljeskovic4079]

Hell to the yeah!!!

[@dragonforce7612]

Yes king!

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

"Come On You Apes You Want To Live Forever!"

[@seeonaga1524]

I NEED THAT IDEA!

[@aurostargaming5031]

A wise man once said "DPS is just mitigating future damage." And I trust him, he uses a Sword and Shield in Monster Hunter.

[@wesleyward5901]

I don't think you should trust anyone that uses SnS, but he still has a more valid opinion than Longsword users.

[@beaubees]

Making me want to play monster hunter again, is the newest one any good?

[@wesleyward5901]

@Saibaeterna_ From what I've seen it's good, however it's Switch only. If you don't have a Switch, I'd stick with World.

[@deadchime]

@@wesleyward5901 its on pc now

[@danielm.595]

@@wesleyward5901 what about Charge Blade users?

[@ARStudios2000]

I can't believe I never thought of Badger playing this game, it's literally right up his alley.

[@sebastiansuazo2734]

hes been playing it on twitch for like the past months

[@connorparfrey9191]

@@sebastiansuazo2734 imagine vermintide2 deep rock galactic and any other wacky 4-8player games

[@KatrinaMommagen]

I played fencer a ton easily mastered

[@Bakuganluver23]

Yeah, it's literally "blow things up with stupidly OP weapons in an anime-esque world".

[@themightypotatodevourer]

Eh not patriotic enough for badger to be full satisfied

[@General_Weebus]

The fencer being an unstoppable demon and represented by a flimsy Mishima Zaibatsu grunt is great

[@bakedpsychopathtv5645]

Gotta admit, the Tekken Force armor is badass

[@mrcwillis6970]

Perfect game for badger and his friends to play something that’s backSh- insane

[@chaosindustry2279]

Perfect summary

[@LordoftheSwamp1269]

Nate, you're an absolute legend for having the uncensored version of Tomahawking Spiders for Trespassing.

[@stormtendo]

This is the first time I’ve seen the og version

[@djcuevas1057]

What changes

[@stormtendo]

@@djcuevas1057 certain character models among other things

[@elusivedesert8530]

​@@djcuevas1057 changed outfit on the wingdiver and that comment about the ingame audio got cut... and all the audio from wingdiver got cut

[@johnprice6271]

Its sad that Badger's video was age restricted because of the model he used for Wing Diver and the Hen- muted joke, but hey! There's nothing a direct impact from an M202 Flash can't fix!

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

I think the main reason is the adult anime joke

[@mega-chad8809]

To quote TheRussianBadger “We have a yearly allocation of money approved by our head mage and council of elders” best way I’ve ever heard the president and congress described

[@aerickmon3350]

That and kasumi hot body suit

[@__DY__]

Yeah, I’ll always remember this game series to be the one where Joel created a Mandela Effect that made a bunch of people and Whang! look for an “evil farming game” for like 5 years

[@michuop]

What how?

[@BenisDD]

@@michuop Half asleep redditor gaslit himself into thinking Joel's Evil Harvest Moon game idea was a real thing.

[@richardsavings6690]

It's called 4.1 because it's an HD remakester of EDF 2025 (The 4th game in the series).

[@wesleyward5901]

4.1 isn't just a remaster, it added new mechs, new levels, it added both the Erginus and Balam, and more.

[@johnprice6271]

I thought it was odd how well i was transitioning from 2025 to 4.1 and now it makes sense.

[@leifabrahamson2227]

I love how doggo always takes priority over everything else

[@JSToast]

In the words of Starcat, "If an alien doesn't speak English, it can speak to God instead."

[@TacCap]

Gotta say, the Salt Shotgun is a wonderful investment, can confirm

[@arcadeinvader8086]

The EDF series is such a hidden gem

[@LanderKoenig]

Indeed

[@Broomer52]

Air Raider in theory: a support class meant to defend and back up Air Raider in Practice: I don’t create defenses, I AM THE DEFENSE!

[@KamenRiderRaiden]

..... _So he _*_CREATES_*_ defense_

[@Broomer52]

@@KamenRiderRaiden no he IS the defense. Theirs a vital difference. One sets up precautions and actively aids the others, while the other annihilates anything within sight with his own two hands. One helps while the other removes dangers before they become such.

[@JameZED.mp4]

I'm not here to support the violence, *I AM THE VIOLENCE!*

[@HypeMaster1473]

“I’m not here to support the violence, I am the violence!”

[@MultiverseOG]

This is gonna be great, thank y’all for reacting to this!

[@jamiehartfield9269]

This is such a delightful video. We got badger, we got Asher, we got the dynamic duo. Life is good 👌

[@abysswicked9076]

That Sea of Thieves intro brought me a great amount of joy. And I’m glad you guys reacted to this. Much love as always.

[@RedeemingAngelBarb]

Fun fact, the original Earth Defense Force games were regionlocked in Japan

[@wanderingcommenter4638]

Why? Is it because of the spiders?

[@RedeemingAngelBarb]

@@wanderingcommenter4638 No clue, the original games were only released in Japan, so I don't know why

[@CruelestChris]

@@RedeemingAngelBarb Actually they weren't, they just weren't released in America. The common theory is a certain event that occurred fairly close to their release might have made Americans less enthusiastic about a game about blowing up skyscrapers.

[@Zack_Zander]

“Do NOT look at him in the eye” Why? **Graphic Card starts melting**

[@arandomkobold8403]

4:33 is where the reaction starts

[@themaxterz0169]

Thanks caleb

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

Thank you Caleb!

[@charlesglensworth8601]

Thanks

[@JEST3R_]

@@goldenapplesaga5446 I wonder how many people still get this joke 🤣

[@felixthescholarlytitan4437]

Thanks Caleb

[@Zack_Zander]

24:33 If I ever get into a situation where I can say that line, I will say it

[@supermario5849]

The original video had this bit cut out

[@Nerfboy-NEO]

24:30 therussianbadger had to reupload the video because KZbin actually age restricted the video because of that clip, this is one of the few videos left with this funny clip

[@markbaltazar6916]

Not only that, but her outfit was also the reason, too

[@Cuzzys2nd]

14:27 LMAO, love the editing work guys!!

[@RemLasher77]

You guys are very lucky and saints at that. You’re reacting to the first edition of that video. Kasumi(who represents the Wing Diver)is in a completely different outfit & the sounds made by her were toned down.

[@genericscottishchannel1603]

'toned down' i.e. deleted

[@Riconort]

I'm loving these reactions with guest star doggo!

[@S_PIDER]

18:35 Oh yeah the Bug-a-sult is super cool. It's basically a mini shot gun with regular table salt for ammo, for all your bug shootin needs

[@attilakovacs5040]

Also,you guys are just as lucky as i am,that you have watched it before having it reuploaded by him. YT sent a fuckin Age Restriction on the video because of the fact that he used the actual suit of the Wing Diver which,turns out to be sexist or dunno,and the fact that the Wing Diver,being stuck in the web makes noises that are like...moaning,just made YT angry,so he needed to cut out that one scene and reanimate all the cutscenes where Wing Diver was in her OG suit,into a student-sorta uniform. So honestly,massive props to Badger for doing all of these and....a huge mf middle finger to YT for being a snowflake

[@Americanbadashh]

Blame advertisement companies. They're the real reason YT as so much restrictions, also it's less to do with concern over sexism and more the large amount of religious fundamentalist types who don't want their product anywhere near anything considered lewd

[@revengehunter0184]

A rare treat, the version of this Badger video before it got censored...

[@The_KlaVra]

Thanks for reacting to this video, much love to all of you and the pup

[@skyred.]

Number 4 is considered an unlucky number in Asia for the way it's written look like the word "death" which,you can kinda tell, it's ain't good looking for business to include death on their brand or name. Just a culture different so don't worries about it Edit : 4 is rarely use in Brand name

[@skyred.]

@Easily Peasily exactly! Especially in Asia

[@skyred.]

[@skyred.]

@Easily Peasily Holly shit, you're lucky bro! The shit i have gone through thank to my Chinese family side was hella rough, like i can't write a stand alone 4 in Chinese cuz ill get roasted, no burn at the stack by my grandma and the shoe beat down (yes, shoe beat down , me and all of my cousin came with that name for everytime we get SHOED) least time, i just wanted to write "4th brother's birthday" but accidentally write it's wrong

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

Bruh in Japan it's called Earth Defense Force 4. Only in places out of Japan is it called 2025 or the Remaster version. 4.1

[@picolosantiago4941]

In the mech-punching montaje, badger misses the opportunity to slap on some power rangers music, man.

[@Americanbadashh]

That was done by another youtuber in their EDF video from a few years ago

[@cardinalchaos2278]

I now come here to hear the joke Badger made that got his video age restricted.

[@StonewallTitlow]

Same bro.

[@xenodragomorph]

This is this is the only video that I can watch that's the actual normal version instead of the modified version that Badger had the post so that means I can enjoy the "All my Hentai Tabs mute this is actual in-game audio" line and the wingdiver's actual model and other shit

[@kurtjustiniani1354]

There'll be a new EDF game this year (EDF 6). So for the folks who wants to try I suggest that you wait till the release of EDF 6 for more updated gameplay. EDF 5 was such a big improvement on game mechanics (debatable on the story side though) that Wing Diver, Air Raider, and Fencer feels like a whole new classes of its own. Can't wait for the EDF 6 PC port for new story and gameplay overhaul.

[@phillip1054]

the funny thing is, badger has had to reupload this video different (minus the hentai section of the video) cause of youtube age range issues slapping he's rear end. so enjoy this video here in its original entireity cause its gone dog and we ain't getting that one back. granted there is barely any different between the old and new one but still youtube throw a tantrum again cause of one tiny section of an entire video.

[@tshimmin3577]

I was on one of the last deployments in Afghanistan and I must say when the country actually needs our help I get why we are there. When we pulled out of Afghanistan the way we did, it pissed off so many vets and active members because what were we actually fighting and dying for? I agree that we shouldn’t be policing the entire world. That being said, every withdrawal should be well planned and precisely executed.

[@RavenDravenek]

Fun fact, the US makes up over 1/3 (roughly 38% as of 2021) of the entire planets military spending.

[@thedescendedangel]

Came for badger stayed for military spending discussion 11:00 😂

[@moot1119]

While you were talking about the military spending i had a thought that the doctrine was similar to the UKs two power standard in which before ww1 we had a policy of being able to fight the next two largest naval powers at the same time without being outnumbered. So maybe the idea is that the US government operates on a similar policy of needing to be able to fight off as many countries as possible at once without having to skimp out on any area of conflict.

[@Wolfbroa]

Im ok with having a high military budget but would be great to stop it on useless stuff like especially Europe, Europe been mega massive military power house for centuries they don’t need us lmao

[@indominous116]

The doggo is such a precious bean

[@Scooter227]

Badger can make an entire animated series of just him and his friends joking around out of SFM

[@KamenRiderRaiden]

1:26 This is because 4 was called Earth Defense Force 2025 on the ps3 and 360, and 4.1 is BASICALLY them jumping it up to the next generation

[@corbanmcgrew7021]

Andy said "I don't want to play with you anymore"

[@buzzkilla5640]

1 yr later, 24:30 this is the only reason why I wish Badger would’ve kept this and how KZbin should stop being babies when I comes to funny jokes🤦‍♂️ Also this is one of the survivors that’s still made it

[@knightmare397]

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH! I was the one who requested the video and I’m so glad you decided to watch it.

[@RemLasher77]

Timing couldn’t be anymore perfect because RussianBadger had to re-upload the very video they are reacting to because it age restricted.

[@knightmare397]

@@RemLasher77 yep because of wing divers skimpy bodysuit

[@wierdgamer3067]

Yooooo!!! EDF!!! FUCK YEAH! I used to play the original game on 360 and Insect Armageddon ALL THE TIME! I'm so fucking glad they showed this! It needs so much more popularity!!

[@jackmack4181]

I suggest you watch GATE, what if a modern army fought against a fantasy world. Aka Missles vs dragons and LMGs vs centurions

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

I know I'm a year late but I've been suggesting GATE on their Discord for months now

[@super8ben]

If you like the Army vs Dragons concept, you should add the anime GATE to the channel watch list (not Stein’s Gate, just GATE). A full JSDF isekai and reverse isekai that’s tons of fun with fantasy world soldiers reacting to modern military. There’s two seasons out now with a third on the way.

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

I've been suggesting for months now

[@cdnxman1326]

just keep in mind, the author is extremely nationalistic, and a bit xenophobic. so, it doesn't treat Non-Japanese people particularly well. I believe it was toned down a bit, in the anime, and especially the Dub, but... it is definitely there.

[@super8ben]

@@cdnxman1326 I had forgotten about that. I wasn't recalling a time that it happened in the anime, but I realized I was only considering the xenophobia to be about the fantasy species like elves, and not the caricatures of the real-world governments other than that of Japan.

[@cdnxman1326]

@@super8ben I remember looking at the Manga, and seeing a statement to the where they identified these soldiers sent to them, as American. by looking at their skin color, cue casual racism from the "enlightened, saintly, honorable, noble and wonderful" Jsdf.

[@cdnxman1326]

@@super8ben oh, and, every other nation on earth wants to exploit the new world, oh, except for Japan, of course. they just want gold, and natural resources as "reparations" for attacking them, only that, and they declare a whole other world as Japanese territory, in order to get around the whole "Japanese self defense force is only for use on Japanese soil " thing

[@zenoglich]

What happened at 14:25 is what every dog does that is just being a dog human gets home from seat I'm must take that seat even if they're getting up for 5 seconds

[@watersharky7589]

27:00 MORE DOG MORE DOG

[@ksfirewolf1530]

The reason why America’s budget is so big is one word: Maintenance. It’s literally against Federal law to have fewer than I think it was nine aircraft carriers, and at least four MUST be deployed/ready to deploy within a few days. Modern equipment and technology is not cheap to build and maintain. And keep in mind we are the most technologically advanced armed forces in the world. Not to mention our military does a LOT outside of just fighting which also isn’t cheap. So our budget whilst massive (and could be tuned down) is NOT unnecessary. We could be like Russia and completely ignore maintenance and updating equipment but uh, well, Ukraine…

[@ksfirewolf1530]

And we also have to be ready to save the Earth when Aliens invade.

[@Americanbadashh]

Checked 40% goes to maintenance, that is double what the US spends on weapons and munitions

[@thetattooedyoshi]

I was thinking just yesterday: "RussianBadger hasn't uploaded in a couple months I wonder what he's working on"

[@PurpleHeartE54]

It certainly explains it. All that work in SFM is tuff stuff.

[@Arachnoid274]

List of people to react to: 1. Caddicarus 2. VoMemes 3. Doobus Goobus 4. Solid JJ 5. Smii7y +

[@Arachnoid274]

OH WAIT! I ALMOST FORGOT! 6. Smii7y animations by MatterCell.

[@richardsavings6690]

Absolutely Caddicarus. And some more Tear Of Grace.

[@Fyrebird721]

doggo opened new tab, and the video instantly went to commercial, i'm dying laughing now

[@reyramirez8996]

24:31 WHAT AM I HEARING?!

[@exploertm8738]

Yes, I knew some reactors caught age restricted version!

[@KaylieSublett]

8:15 funniest megalovania ref i have seen

[@themanformerlyknownascomme777]

9:38 technically Israel outspends the US from a percentage (of the total GDP) perspective, and these numbers also don't factor in actual purchasing power, but from a purely numeric perspective the US outspends everyone else.

[@lordsylph414]

having the biggest defense budget doesn't do much when your "head Mage" is a dementia patient....

[@Sigmanonymous]

It's nice to see the original upload living on in the Renegade Reactions. Here's a salute from NoVA.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

13:45 beep beep *new challenger approaches* 18:00 Boss Fight with a wasp

[@hwheelez24]

So much money invested in the military, yet we turn out backs on veterans once they leave , so fucked up and sad

[@jameshorton3846]

I am sorry I would comment on the Badjur going max badjur…BUT THAT BABY BOI! LOOKIT THAT PUPPER

[@themessenger1871]

10:36 PREACH NATE! PREACH!!!!!!!!

[@MrRedMane]

EDF 6 is slated for release later this year

[@dj11o9er]

*Looks around.* Ahem. To save our Mother Earth from any alien attack!

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

From Viscous Giant Insects That Once Again Come Back!

[@hughshax5903]

34:33 nanomachines son!

[@zazakafi3511]

words cannot describe how fast i clicked on this video. lmao

[@picolosantiago4941]

Bruh fucking same

[@ackbarfan5556]

24:31 Shame this moment got cut. XD

[@Mzhamma101]

Ah, I always love it when Asher shows up in videos; he is such a good boy...🥰 Just curious, what breed of dog is he? I figure he is some type of bulldog, but I am not familiar with his particular breed.

[@RenegadesReact]

He's Half Staffordshire Terrier, Half American Bully Terrier.

[@WorldsTallestLeprechaun]

Hilariously, it was a very similar video from a few years ago that convinced me to buy EDF 5, and even now, it was WELL worth the money I paid. The games are a DELIGHT, and the video I’m talking about is “The Earth Defense Force Experience” by “cornholepatrol”. Beforewarned though if you decide to try other games in the series. Avoid “EDF: Iron Rain”, because it was made by a company that were SO DAMN STUPID that they not only took out the ragdoll physics and the gigantic mass of weapons, but they decided that “Crazy Japanese Arcade-style Shooter” needed to be changed to “gritty and serious like the Gears of War franchise”.😑 Yes. Freaking REALLY. Avoid Iron Rain at all costs.

[@wesleyward5901]

Iron Rain>5 and that is a straight up vaild opinion. Iron Rain didn't remove ragdolls at all, in fact they're more common than ever. 5 is a straight up slog and I have never wanted something to end so badly.

[@CruelestChris]

@@wesleyward5901 You are objectively wrong, Iron Rain is a dead game for a reason.

[@exanhighlander6236]

@@wesleyward5901 Iron Rain was trash. The maps are small, the NPCs are stupid and useless, they even "rent" out the military vehicles to you like wtf. The only saving factor of Iron Rain, was the graphics, weapons, and the new class they introduced.

[@wesleyward5901]

@Exan Highlander 1) The maps are about sinilar size to past games 2) EDF AI has *always* been useless 3) You earn enough money on missions to "rent" the vehicles, it's not a big deal. I don't know why people just can't accept that games can be fun even if the majority hates them.

[@exanhighlander6236]

@@wesleyward5901 1. I have played EDF Insect Armageddon, EDF 4.1, and EDF 5. The maps on Iron Rain was only 1/4 the size on these previous titles. 2. Again I have played all these EDF games on all difficulty level specially on Inferno level. Unlike in Iron Rain where the enemy AI always prioritize and target the player. On all these past titles the NPC is usefull enough to buy you some time specially on EDF 4.1 where the NPC can actually save your ass and complete the Inferno level without you doing anything. Unlike in Iron Rain where the NPCs can't even kill a decent amount of enemies and always ended up being slaughtered. 3. You are a member of this military organization and they want you to pay for using these military vehicles? How stupid is this game mechanics? Specially when you ended up spending all your money on buying a new weapon and you failed a mission without picking up anything making you broke. Glad to know you have fun playing Iron Rain. But that doesn't make it a good game. The lack of players in its multiplayer mode when I played it last July 2022 is a testament on how bad the game is. Meanwhile I played EDF 4.1 yesterday where I originally started playing it in 2017. There are more than 1 page of active lobby like the game was just released on PC yesterday. I have played with a lot of new english speaking players with less than 300 hp, maybe this video enticed a lot of english speaking people to try the game and they were very active in using the in game voice chat.

[@pyrohawk69]

I came back here after all this time, just because I wanted to hear the joke that was cut out involving the Wingdiver! 🤣

[@christopherhughes4326]

No, Alec brought HIS OWN REAL GUN FROM HOME ON STAGE.

[@HylianWolfMage55]

37:50 When the cleric casts Smite at level nine.

[@TherapyDerg]

Pibbles are such good dogs

[@madlysoldier5143]

Interesting that this is pre-censor edit version. With 2 mains different “Wing Driver” Model was Sexy Ninja Bodysuit, now it’s Japanese School Uniform. And the Wing Driver X Spider, the current version censor the “suggestive” voice

[@Cpt_Kaos]

Note Badger had to reupload this video Because In this video the girl with gun the character he used age restricted the video he just replaced it with Japanese schoolgirl

[@lanky2592]

Let's hope this reaction vid doesn't get age restricted because of the anime waifu model

[@th3auth0r44]

that vid got me on the floor when i first saw it and god is it ever funny the second time

[@JeveGreen]

22:00 There's actually an anime where they use that concept, called GATE. Synopsis: A giant gate to another world opens up in the middle of Japan, and they're immediately attacked by a bunch of fantasy monsters and medieval knights. So after clearing up that mess, the Japanese army, the JSDF, take all of their tanks, planes and guns, goes into the gate, and rain hell on the idiots who attacked them. Granted, it is blatant JSDF propaganda, but it's also stupid fun!

[@wesleyward5901]

0:54 EDF 4.1 came out in 2015.. The latest EDF game is Iron Rain, which released in 2019.

[@PrinceDyllan_PlayZ]

i gotta respect him for destorying wasps. i respect all wasps obliteraters also AMAZING channel and amazing reaction

[@alexisrivera200xable]

Actually there is an Earth Defense 5 already out. Its dialogue lines are hilarious!

[@aliksanon6491]

When he said salt shotgun fight against the bug i heard assault shotgun and was like , well someones doing their part

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

"Alright You Apes You Want To Live Forever!"

[@cjw807]

Cut contents right here. 24:28

[@Justice_XI]

The spiders finna find out why we don't have free Healthcare

[@zeryuouros4411]

Don't worry about Toho, even they hate that little shit. Like they hate that lizard so much they buy the right of that thing from the US only to beat the shit out of it 5 second later and I mean no joke. Toho literally beat the shit out of that lizard in less than 5 seconds and gave it an elephant sound to humiliate it and if that's not enough, they striped the "God" out of it's name.

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

I believe it's called "Tunahead"

[@markbaltazar6916]

It's funny that they hated the live action movie version of that Godzilla, but when Godzilla the animated series came out, they left that one alone, since everyone loved the show.

[@tsayin2662]

We must protect Asher with our lives for he will carry out the renegade legacy

[@TheHorrorFanatic450]

Badger is the only person that that would use an orbital weapon for CQC

[@soundwavegamer2321]

The motto’s of the EDF “If you bombed something and it isn’t dead you haven’t used enough bombs.” “death tolls are cheap your equipment is not.” “Charge at they enemy if you see your friend being torn apart then close your eyes and charge at the enemy harder.” “The EDF does not the meaning of the word *Friendly Fire*.” “Your lives are cheap, the Earth is not”

[@TrinityCore60]

…are you absolutely sure you didn’t accidentally grab some words of democratic motivation from Super Earth?

[@soundwavegamer2321]

@ be honest are the Helldivers any different from the EDF?

[@TrinityCore60]

@@soundwavegamer2321 …well, there’s the uniform differences, the dissident rumors (autocratic nature) of Super Earth itself, all of them have access to the ungodly Super Destroyer weapons rather than just one of them, and the fact that, unlike the Helldivers, the EDF is only fighting for one planet, but now that you say that, that’s kind of it.

[@sleepynomad8020]

Bro those kings and queens bug terrified me

[@colt1903]

Other countries: We can defend ourselves! America: Can you defend yourselves from, oh I dunno, US?!

[@709mash]

Um, there is a major war happening in Ukraine which could threaten the balance of peace in all of Europe, so I think it's really good that US troops are in Europe. Also, the US has NATO obligations there as well.

[@dylanhughes8326]

Ohhhhh salt shotgun, I thought he said sawed-off shotgun!🤣

[@markbaltazar6916]

At least you didn't mistake it for a Desert Eagle chambered in .50 AE, or else everyone in the house is going deaf, including the dog

[@WhydoIneedahandle1111]

I wanna see Badger play Castle Crashers Remastered with his friends, but one can only dream

[@KamenRiderRaiden]

Hey I dreamed of him playing this so...

[@spacefreak5064]

Team America World Police vibes 'Merica Fuck yeah! XD