If the NFL Was Scripted: Week 1 (2024)

[@YouTube]

we missed the strouds

[@fishyboi2302]

The strouds probably forced KZbin to write this comment or else they would be the new owners

[@AK_804]

KZbin what’s up

[@Jere2777]

Yooo it's KZbin

[@nathanr7599]

Hi KZbin Tom has motion

[@eeveesmusic1938]

Fr

[@emanuelpalomares616]

The Strouds theme felt like an horror movie feeling.

[@Mattalica-ss9pj]

Yup - very "The Omen" -- love it!

[@youtubeistryingtocensorme]

I love it

[@benhornstein1688]

As it should - it’s been established now that the Strouds are the villains of the If the NFL was Scripted universe.

[@gregus9535]

I'm waiting for One Winged Angel to start playing when they show up.

[@bcham7373]

I know and my Bears play them next week 😢

[@Theotherotherguy-36]

Tom’s Musical debut: “STROUD, STROUD, STROUD, STROUD!”

[@NopeNeverNada]

I need this as a file.

[@SFWhomper]

I'm going to be hearing this for the rest of the season.

[@edgarramos2611]

Strouds The Musical sweeps the Tony Awards.

[@TehKaiser]

Italians and music...some stereotypes...are true....

[@TheEDFLegacy]

​@napayisrael2242 The Texans. 😅 The "Strouds" is in reference to C.J. Stroud.

[@MarioCindric]

"Why do we have to suck?" "Daniel Jones." "Fair enough. Thank you for your time"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cooperblumenberg2729]

As a giants fan life sucks, we’ve had only 2 good seasons that I was even conscious for

[@jae_ster]

'86 & '90 '07 & '11 So '28 & '32? It could happen if they get Arch under center

[@patrickstovall2262]

That was funny

[@SKdestroyer95]

Sometimes the low hanging fruit is the funniest kick in the canards lol

[@Todesschleicher]

Oh no, just two rings ​@@cooperblumenberg2729

[@SoDakJason]

The Strouds getting their own theme song kicked this to another level. Also, I'm pretty sure the Packers bit was Tom's genuine reaction and not actually a bit.

[@Themetalwookie666]

That was all our reaction. It truly sucks.

[@toledowizard]

Everything is a bit

[@reportbywilson]

4:10 *Stroud. Stroud. Stroud. Stroud. Stroud.*

[@nickytommymancinelli8066]

NO MOON… NO MOON… NO MOON… STROUD STROUD STROUD STROUD!!!

[@dustinkeeney-q4p]

Its actually 4:13

[@GFettJake]

RIP James Earl Jones. A true legend and icon. Voiced Darth Vader and Mufasa from The Lion King. 😭🙏🏻

[@scottcarter8864]

He is now one with the force

[@GFettJake]

@@scottcarter8864 From the great circle of life, to the force.

[@jjjfo1818]

HOW IS THIS HOW I FIND OUT 😭😭

[@gohawks3571]

​@@jjjfo1818☹️☹️☹️ Me tooooo😭😭😭

[@matthewfairchild3846]

He was everyone's dad, everywhere 😢

[@MysteryMan-ft8sj]

The Steelers managing to win by over a touchdown despite scoring 0 touchdowns? Yep, football is definitely back

[@rd30000]

The most Justin Fields stat ever

[@sturmovik1274]

You mean the Stillers

[@comicman3173]

“The Steelers bs is real!”

[@Razsor97]

That's why even though I'm a Lions fan, I friggin' love those guys. Imo, they've become one of the most unpredictable teams in the NFL

[@73Arathorn]

Yes, the acting is great. Yes, the Strouds theme song is wonderful. But what constantly impresses me is Tom's ability to take a set of pretty random events and weave them together into a compelling narrative. The writing, pulling together strands here and there, while leaving himself so many future options, is inspired. That's what really impresses me, week after week. Keep it up!

[@TheEDFLegacy]

Just remember to not bring up the WWE announcer. 😅

[@Goober89]

Ravens fan: "Do we win?" Script writer : "Toe... I mean no..." 😂😂😂

[@SM14.1]

deFEETed

[@ocularzombie6679]

**vietnam flashbacks**

[@hyperion4523]

😂😂😂

[@aaronorr5586]

Isaiah Likely finds out what the wicked stepsisters from Cinderella went through just to fit into the glass slipper after this week...

[@mbdg6810]

@@SM14.1unrelated, but thats an episode of a kids show.

[@1234Fif.]

Steelers you’re number one in the division…but you don’t score a TD Rest of division: what?! Steelers: I’ll take it

[@kevinyoung9243]

It was a very Steelers football game

[@NobodyEverExisted]

Steeler Football

[@ryanjuanico4498]

Stillers gahnta Supa Bawhhllll?

[@kevinerbs2778]

Cannot denie tomlin at least 9-8 still above .500.

[@ocularzombie6679]

Just wait until week 11 onwards for them, it's probably the NASTIEST schedule from there I've ever seen...

[@TomGrossiComedy]

If Monday Night Football Was Scripted will be out tomorrow

[@MrMegaFredZeppelin]

GO NINERS!!!!!!!😁 "B"ROCK ON!!!!!!!🤘🏻🤙🏻✌🏻

[@purdyproductions_]

Oh yes

[@flybirdsfly2091]

Ok let go

[@brandonhallam51]

Need a HOUSTON MIXONS vid

[@BangBangNinersGang-qe8xx]

BANG BANG NINER GANG!

[@KWCline91]

1) Don’t interrupt the scriptwriter, even if you’re a losing team. 2) Don’t get your hopes up even if you win a game because you have the future ahead. 3) Get yourself arrested, you might get a win. 4) Bow down to the Strouds.

[@dfp_01]

5) The script writer is a Chiefs fan but presumably values his life more than his team, which is why they lose occasionally.

[@TheShinyFeraligatr]

@@dfp_01 You can't have them win every game, you have to have a bit of spice in there, it's required.

[@johnraven2429]

​@@dfp_01Imagine in week 16 Scriptwriter dilemma, Strouds vs Chiefs...

[@isaiahbutler]

Gotta love that he’s supposed to be a Bears fan in this clip that’s in love with Caleb Williams but is wearing a Mitchell Tribisky jersey.

[@speckles5884]

Doubt he gonna by a Caleb Williams jersey haha

[@vissermatt1058]

i cant remember, but i think he mentioned during a podcast that he intends to get a few new uniforms for particular reasons i thought he was going to do some inside joke on the giants new uniform... but the games story was too strong lol

[@burgon.g82]

And it says trubinsky

[@Okano1991]

The Strouds have a villain song! I love it!😂

[@StevenJackson-y5r]

The Strouds music, oh my gosh this is amazing

[@MX_713-YT]

The STROUD'S running the script is golden😂😂😂

[@thereturnofmang4733]

Would you still watch the NFL if you knew that it truly was scripted and that all of the players are actually FTM's? Skull and bones and walking gait never lies and Tom and all his minions are most certainly liars!

[@brentsamuel3221]

I live in Houston and we have "hope now"...............................................how he does "THE STROUDS" is PERFECT

[@RemniStrath]

The Strouds song giving me Ka-Li-Ma vibes. Pure villain. Also love that the Chiefs didnt even bother showing up this week, its just practice afterall.

[@calebwhitcraft1664]

We'll show up when the regular season starts in January.

[@DaNitecapler]

This is the literal first place my mind went to when listening to this banger of a song.

[@beauxguss6321]

There are those who contend the Chiefs season doesn't start until the playoffs. I maintain that their season doesn't start until they're 10 points down in the Super Bowl. It's only at that point that things get serious... right Niners?

[@paulkrolick8086]

Ok I just noticed at 2:58 seconds that Tom is wearing a 15 jersey that says Trubinsky that’s very funny I had to rewind it and made sure what I seen was correct 😂 I’m a Browns fan

[@milesligon5696]

Let's see...OH! Miami, your best wide receiver gets handcuffed by the police before the game. You're welcome.

[@chezgreen223]

Shut up

[@TheStupidSeal10-3-07]

But… we win right?

[@TomGrossiComedy]

Commute was terrible

[@aztecwrrior1997]

Didn't he run for 60 sum yards once??

[@abdulfakih8879]

And during the game! That celebration was too good lol

[@bevol_gahei]

Duuuude. The Strouds bit is getting legit scary. Every time I'm thinking it can't get worse. And yet, Tom finds a way. Absolutely genius 🤣

[@tylerjerabek5204]

What’s awesome is he can play it as happy evil if they win or dark evil if they don’t He has all the options- brilliant setup

[@johnmarshall6394]

It's crazy to think about worse than blowing up the moon!

[@nickytommymancinelli8066]

lol he’s out rigging the ravens car

[@Jimamania]

As a Jaguars fan it is a horror movie... why couldnt we have just a little more time?

[@zackftw2748]

“The other room” is going to be the new thing now isn’t it 😂

[@DarkLordBatman]

@zackftw2748 um... can I see you in the other room please? Sorry about that other commenters

[@Tbonezz11]

a perfect pair with screaming in the street

[@My80Vette]

1:43 Ive never seen a better actor than Tom Grossi's Eyes. Such depth, they convey so much that cannot be expressed with words

[@danielwilliams7562]

That gentle Stroud's music going on with a great touch. Hats off to anybody and everybody involved in that

[@Domnom22]

"i heard the packers crying, what's the good news?" 😂

[@soapsatellite]

Oh my god, this gets better every week. The Strouds have their own theme song. Absolutely enthralled

[@mysterious_drake]

Daaaamn, did the Bengals dir-- actually, no. That was a 100% certified, fair trade, premium roast, Tom. "They usually don't show up in week one..." 🤣🤣🤣

[@jackashmore]

Classic week one Zac Taylor coaching experience

[@markees97]

The look from the panthers to the browns had me dying of laughter 😂

[@JGMGamer07]

1:25 "Toe I mean..no" Ravens fans are somewhere crying 😂

[@SusanSloate]

Right next to the Bills fans still screaming, "Wide right!"

[@turboshelby8322]

@@SusanSloateand the rest teams screaming at Bills for giving Worthy to Chiefs.

[@ajmoe]

We ain't crying! It's week 1. We're just finding our feet. 😂😂😂

[@DuncanHall2070]

​@@turboshelby8322and cheifs fans yelling thank you bills😂

[@tylerstuart9196]

​@@ajmoebro!!!! Haha that's great!

[@bearman490]

That moment when Will Levis was on his knees when he threw a pick 6 basically sums up the Titans vs Bears game in a nutshell

[@luxuryliszka13]

Or the punt block

[@bearman490]

@@luxuryliszka13 Punt block as well lol

[@77AussieRulz]

While Stroud gets a first down when he tripped and fell to his knees. God Dammit Strouds why do you have to be so good.

[@tommanseau6277]

And the owner meddled, fired a competent coach (Vrable) that had very little to work with, and still has the JV team as the O-line. How long before Callahan gets fired? One or two seasons?

[@orlandohinojosa6673]

That's the only way they'll be able to score,Williams is the nxt Bryce Young 😂

[@davidlondot3389]

As a Texans fan I used to love the old long suffering priest, but this.....THIS brings me joy!!😂 You have created the new Imperial March 🫡🤣💀

[@montywilkinson8178]

As one legendary Dark Lord Passes on a New one is Born Lord Stroud!

[@qp2044]

The evolution of the Strouds heel arc is incredible

[@jonathanshumpert9549]

Somewhere in the U.S, a Tom Grossi fan who just happens to be a Hollywood executive, is pitching an idea for the next big horror movie. "The Strouds." Matt Damon is reportedly being considered for the role of Tom. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is playing C.J Stroud.

[@TouchdownTV90689]

Kadarius Toney signed with the browns lol 🤣

[@KJ_Ye]

crazy

[@Darthvader-en8ce]

I swear to God this front office is more about giving people second chances than about winning. It’s f’n retarded.

[@dragonforceczar1610]

Surprised he was able to hold onto the pen.

[@huchlvr]

Like signing a has-been WR has worked in the past, *cough* OBJ *cough.

[@usernamesrlamo]

Haha, the Browns and Toney deserve each other, couldn’t be more perfect

[@unstoppable0120]

As a texans/strouds fan, THIS IS THE BEST SCRIPT VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN!!!

[@AnAngryViking94]

The Strouds are terrifying lmao that music is *Chef Kiss*

[@RickAltair]

That theme for The Strouds will now live rent free in my head for the season. I'm very happy about this.

[@lauren3224]

5:38 I thought he was about to say “Delay of Game.”

[@ultratality]

Lol the Strouds"Texans" got Final Boss music.xD

[@cmorris9494]

Sepinroth has nothing on the strouds

[@Lycan4647]

"Why Mayo man? Why?" 🤣

[@K.H1914]

If any Titans fan bought Mayo Man’s cologne…they deserve everything bad that comes to them for their team 😂😂.

[@CristianoRonaldo2Suey]

@@K.H1914why

[@scottcarter8864]

I'm calling it now. There will be a James Earl Jones reference somewhere. RIP.

[@DankTheMan]

May Lord Vader rest in peace. 😢

[@scottcarter8864]

"I am your father."

[@stephenvavasseur8826]

Pretty sure he would have recorded before the news broke. Such a damn shame though….

[@JoeVideoed]

Letterman's already posted something. That's usually a sign.

[@gohawks3571]

​@@collinsmith9572Interesting, so that's who's singing 🤔 RIP, Vader ✌️

[@williamallen7984]

“Lisan Al Cal-eeb,” had me dead 😂

[@scannerooni]

SAME

[@RAYrayNUMBlife]

😂🤣

[@soapsatellite]

Can someone explain the joke, cuz I still don't get it

[@RAYrayNUMBlife]

@@soapsatellite Its from the movie Dune Lisan Al Gaib. The one that will lead them to paradise in the movie

[@soapsatellite]

@@RAYrayNUMBlife Ah, okay, thanks

[@SirHankHonk]

The Strouds now have entrance music? And not even Wrestling Script Writer throws a fit? They are indeed our new overlords!

[@mugchic03]

I love the AI generated comment review on the live chat is " the Strouds are extremely humorous"

[@ForsakenWar]

That was my comment

[@LeoJthe747]

the strouds song is actually awesome! And the ending😂😂😂

[@Thrawn120]

Lol. The Stroud entry music is epic!

[@lennyteske1864]

This needs to be on TV! It would be huge! I want the FOX guys to watch this every week and react to it. Awesome job Tom. You are so talented. Keep it going

[@baconlettucepotato69]

nah bro the fakeout with the dolphins then the reassurance of their arrival with the *THEME SONG,* i can't with this guy anymore 💀

[@BmanTG]

I like how the Strouds have an official intro theme.

[@Dialga2006]

That familiar song, the nice looking robe, THE STROUDS! We are so back baby! Although Script Writer you forgot about Buffalo and Cardinal’s. Regardless, ITS GREAT TO HAVE IT BACK!

[@danieljones8658]

kind of an unremarkable game, I dont blame em

[@brianwise5850]

Considering that the chief's won using the former bills player, they really were destined for a mediocre game at best. Thanks again Bills.

[@danieljones8658]

what former Bills player?? Matt Araiza??

[@brianwise5850]

@danieljones8658 Xavier Worthy, though I thought he was a trade. It was a draft pick trade for him. Still love we got him.

[@realjacksun]

@@brianwise5850rashee rice is a speed demon on and off the field. Have fun with that bunch of guys ✌️

[@1craley878]

I love the facial expressions on “The strouds” and calling him “The Strouds “ makes a lot of sense because he did play for “The Ohio State “. Absolutely hilarious about the browns being the browns and the bengals always showing up late. Hilarious as always.

[@EBEASTmOd]

Grossi the beginning was absolute comedy perfection

[@no-look_pass]

2:25 I wanna hate you for being a Packers fan @tomgrossicomedy I REALLY do, but you nail the Bears fan experience 😂

[@jeanadama5821]

I love that the Strouds have taken such a dark turn from where they started out. Giving off Buffalo Bill vibes and Im here for it

[@ITSTotallyTubluar]

Titans fan. I felt so good at halftime. Then "hello darkness my old friend"

[@Im__Your__Huckleberry]

I love "If the NFL was scripted" segment. I was grinning as soon as I saw the yt notification on my phone. Edit: I love this segment even more that Stroud is my fantasy QB.

[@Blackfedoraowner]

Same (Mayfield is my backup qb currently though 💀)

[@thenumberquelve158]

The Titans being relatively new here and being genuinely excited at first. Adorable :D I can't wait for some of the other infrequently-seen teams to trickle in and slowly get a load of the world they're in... And the Bears fan *wearing a freaking Trubisky jersey* blindly assuming Caleb Williams is the reason they win. Glorious framing.

[@sindeon]

This really made the week ---- Strouds get a villian theme. The Lions won to start the season after our run last season. And best of all Packers LOST. All is right with the world.

[@jasonbrad3194]

The strouds got their own theme song!! Amazing lol

[@lizmorganjake]

The Strouds are back and calling the shots once again. And the music is perfect 👌

[@AnOtterPaladin]

In love with the Strouds' song. Because who wouldn't be? Certainly not someone who likes their car and/or it's current undamaged condition.

[@idawg7332]

I never liked the moon any way

[@thedanielklintworth]

@@idawg7332 The moon is highly overrated tbh 😂

[@elimaxey8968]

One of my favorite weekly updates . Thanks Tom!!!

[@CheeseMasterSports]

MY TEAM GETS THEIR OWN SONG YAYYYY Thank you Tom Grossi

[@SusanSloate]

Still the best weekly segment during the NFL season. Love it, Tom! You're amazing!!

[@ATATDRIVER]

5:45 that be the Bears car right there for week 2

[@thomasludlow8680]

Bears fan here! 😵‍💫😟🫨🤢

[@Ozzx15]

Sameeee I hope Bears Defense can pull it off. If Caleb plays half as well as last game they might have a chance

[@lyokian]

I would like the Strouds to know that I'm already subscribed. Cool? Cool.

[@andrewsercer9538]

Yeah me too, but legit I had to double check after one of the recent videos. I ain't about letting bad luck into my life.

[@michaelpeloquin3477]

I spit out my drink when the Strouds music came on...lol

[@angelrobles7201]

1:12 Squidward, is that you?

[@zmonster332]

Texans: religious, caring, great dude Strouds: stroud is their god, only cares that stroud looks good, phenomenal dude

[@Ateamlo1]

As a Texans fan, Stroud's arrival made us into this

[@casematecardinal]

He is legitimately a gift from God.

[@jakeofalltradesmusic]

The Strouds bit is killing me 😂 No literally, he’s killing me. Send help!

[@frankielasvegas5756]

Have you subbed?

[@toxiccakeee]

should’ve subscribed

[@GrantGraff]

Blink wide right if you've subscribed.

[@SteveBorrero-q9u]

The strouds get their own evil wwe theme music 🎵🎶🎵🎶

[@noctawny3]

"Toe." I mean "No". As a Chiefs fan, that killed me.

[@Bawbbot]

jesus the strouds are the best reoccurring character on this segment, and now they have entrance music lol

[@dundermifflinregionalmanag5607]

Should have waited for tonight’s game in case Rodgers doesn’t even make it to commercial again

[@speckles5884]

He did and then got benched🤣

[@thomaswingate6333]

The Strouds Have entrance music!!!!! 😂

[@shaybob1711]

Amazing as always. And unfortunately true about the Bengals. ugh. Kitty never meows the first week. We are like newborn kittens, cant even open our eyes the first week, and only squeak instead of meow.

[@frankielasvegas5756]

Yeah they seem to ugly their way through the season and come alive when it's critical.

[@irshkashirkle]

​@@frankielasvegas5756 typically right before they play my bills

[@ellioteisler]

That "Strouds" theme music was such a great touch.... sounds like something I would have heard in a South Park parody of game of thrones in the best way possible. Great episode tom!

[@Hikers42]

I'm so looking forward to Scripted in your new house. But also upset as these scenes are so iconic.

[@ericb2282]

I’m crying 🤣🤣 this worked out too perfectly for the lore

[@DarkLordBatman]

No Moon No Moon Stroud Stroud Stroud theme better be a ring tone and a drop during live streams. ALL HAIL STROUD

[@radpanda25x44]

Strouds not gonna be happy about the Cowboys winning 💀

[@cavetr0ll799]

It was against Watson so I think they'll let it pass this week

[@DiabloBiscuit]

They are winning that game so there will be no issue!

[@ocularzombie6679]

Do the Strouds really care for an out-of-conferemce in-state rival though?

[@TheNightOwl11683]

​@@cavetr0ll799This is acceptable

[@TheNightOwl11683]

​@@ocularzombie6679Yes. Cowboys fans have been insufferable for decades. They used to play every preseason. That stopped a few years ago when the fans started fighting in the parking lots.

[@JSTCastan]

Rest in peace James, we will forever miss your iconic acting

[@kurokitsune17]

The STROUDS have some crazy boss music going now

[@michaelplowman8674]

Chuck Norris wears Stroud pajamas to bed after leaving an offering for them.

[@coniccinoc]

Stroud’s theme music is like an opening kickoff return TD. Well done!

[@ianfarrugia412]

I know it’s just great acting but Tom as The Strouds is the stuff of nightmares

[@spartacus18954]

love the stroud song lol

[@bobdole4916]

The Strouds getting their own intimidating background music is just perfect.

[@williamlandrum537]

3:28 unbelievably accurate

[@grking01]

About to post the same....

[@stevesims5729]

Already subscribed, Strouds. Please don't hurt my truck.

[@chrispapciak887]

Stroud Stroud Stroud! Its like we're in an episode of South Park! I love it! 😂

[@evilsprodigy3983]

The Stroud theme song is my favorite part, it’s cracked me up. Like the NFL supervillain but in a funny way.

[@josephbcarter]

The misspelling of “Trubinsky” on that jersey kills me

[@danielgerecht]

It's weird that I'm starting to be excited for crazy games just so I can see Grossi make perfect sense of it on Monday.

[@Theotherotherguy-36]

If MNF is anything like Strouds-Colts, We gonna have Scripted Tuesdays

[@brendan123]

I can confirm that "Here we go Brownies, here we go" is not followed by "Bahmp bahmp". Cmon, Tom. You know you wanna bark...

[@nathanallan4929]

The Strouds Theme is AWESOME! I also watched it at double speed and it got 10 times more intense!

[@wellybelle]

I can't remember the last time it felt this good to be a Vikings fan in week 1 big JRPG villain energy emanating from the Strouds, can't wait to see them as a surprise DLC boss in Elden Ring

[@rebekahkui]

Grossi you deserve an Emmy or something. This series is so much fun!🤣

[@InfinitySnapped]

🤣 "Fair enough, thank you for your time".