If the NFL Was Scripted: Week 13

[@Freebird1994]

Wildflower is a good script writer. He’s calm, understanding, and will drop the hammer when he needs

[@Mourtzouphlos240]

He's like Marco Pierre White on Kitchen Nightmares.

[@Stempy]

Facts

[@AndrewBlechinger]

And everyone is TERRIFIED of him.

[@nasheedparker6178]

Yeah Wildflower the real mvp right now 😂

[@ocularzombie6679]

despite us losing, I agree. He is still my favorite character Tom ever created

[@Darkmage1293]

"Raiders, you ready?" "Wait what?" *WHUMP* "Guess not." (Okay that was GENIUS.)

[@Circlecitydasher]

That was awesome. Made me laugh. He’s a legend

[@NFLanalyzerAndChargersVisi-z4x]

I’m yo 413th like which is also my birthday dis a big moment right here 🤣🤣 cus ima too beast mode 🤣🤣⚡️⚡️

[@OrgXIII4U]

Cracked up so hard at this moment

[@grbmajor6645]

As a Chiefs fan......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nana-Sheri]

Chiefs reaction too😂😂

[@jhacem.edunes4963]

Adding the same time it took the bears to choose the play to the actual game is top tier Tom grossi

[@daregul8er]

Comedy gold

[@jackcogswell7800]

Just a terribly awkward, lore accurate 30 seconds

[@shadowofchaos8932]

My wife is still mad, Bears fan.

[@theduckfromthejoke152]

Oh don't worry she'll come around ... Just wait for it... Wait for it... Wait for it... ... waaaiit for iiit... Wait for it....

[@davidc2838]

@@theduckfromthejoke152 Bill Belichick to the Bears...Heavy Focus on Defense...brings in an Actual OC that is great with QBs.

[@kenb2957]

Wildflower is terrifying. How is he so joyful but when he says "I think you should leave" it's worse than a disappointed mother.

[@jeffhogg4297]

And I thought nothing could be worse than disappointed mom.

[@perryholley6005]

Don't make him get his lawnmower...

[@Billsfan-d4h]

"Did I leave my stash out again?" 😭😭

[@dougmhd2006]

OK,...that phrase absolutely, 💯 percent needs to go on an official Tom Grossi store T-shirt. I'm thinking something in Commie maroon with Wildflower. And if Mr. Grossi doesn't make it happen,... ... ... ..."Flag!"😂

[@deemariedubois4916]

@@dougmhd2006yes…FLAG.

[@jasonlott4885]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Stud_muffin]

Beat me to it. 😂

[@Xaintrix]

I lost my shit at that

[@vgmaster1318]

“Im drunk” is the best description of the seahawks/jets game”

[@zamboughnuts]

I assume there was also a lore-accurate number of "flag" on that game

[@matthewv7437]

Very much so, mostly on the jets

[@justingroves9835]

As a Seahawks fan this angered me… as a football fan, I agree. SMH 🤦‍♂️

[@theechoproject899]

When even the announcers say it, you know it's a wild game.

[@shawnhenderson2091]

I love how they all know deep down, don't f*ck around with Wildflower

[@ramennight]

Its cause he's DC. Its very funny.

[@lordjosh286]

He’s undefeated in Duels after all!

[@JustAnotherKatie]

@@ramennightHe also has a lawnmower.

[@pskarnaq73]

Looking like they all know Wildflower is getting closer and closer to getting his old drip back...

[@sethmizrachi8337]

He has both a pointy stick and a lawnmower. I wouldn't mess with him either.

[@TheBmb2jn]

At the end of the Chiefs Raiders game, the announcer asked "who wrote the script?" It was Tom Grossi of course.

[@Fin-6914]

Wildwriter is the best scriptwriter ever

[@novacorps2468]

Cause he's high as a kite 😂

[@glensmith491]

​@@novacorps2468if he keeps leaving his stash out, not for long

[@SpriteLovuh]

@@novacorps2468 like a biplane!

[@FlyEaglesFly101]

As an Eagles fan I agree

[@mrbabstt]

Agreed. Best scriptvwriter ever. Lions won again, even if they shouldn't have won.

[@OmniGSage]

"Why don't you calm down there, Major Tom." I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

[@JoeGunawanfotosiamo]

What was that reference?

[@CrashNT03d2]

Space Oddity - David Bowie

[@ANTiBassMetal]

when the strouds blew up the moon @@JoeGunawanfotosiamo

[@johndbro1]

Houston is where "Ground Control" is (or was) for NASA back when the song Space Oddity was written

[@anthonyrybicki7448]

"Good night moon." - Strouds 2023 Best line from the Strouds ever.

[@tommy_tank_2413]

"What the hell? I just got punched in the face by the Strouds." Pretty much sums it up

[@Silentnarcotic]

I died laughing... although its really not funny

[@jesrose4032]

imo that wasn’t an ejection worthy hit

[@mattryan7124]

@@jesrose4032 if he hadn’t led with his arms up going towards the Jag QB’s shoulder and head, maybe not(since he dove around the same time as the QB starting to slide). But that wasn’t the case.

[@jesrose4032]

@@mattryan7124 the arm could’ve been retracted but it wasn’t an intentional face hit which is why i think there should’ve just been a roughing flag

[@akimbobongs461]

@@jesrose4032that arm being out and driving home the hit was everything.

[@brianmcdermott3938]

Tom how do you constantly manage to make it hilarious while ALSO squeezing in like every reference under the book each week. amazing work as always

[@danielvalentino3675]

"calm down angry bird!!". More wildflower!!!! I want him to narrarate my life!!!

[@ConnorWoods-v2r]

Flag

[@Theboyonfire526]

​@@ConnorWoods-v2r Flag Flag flag flag flag flag flag flag flag flag flag

[@sportscastradio8658]

@@ConnorWoods-v2rFlag

[@justinvanveenar2953]

@@ConnorWoods-v2rthank Flag

[@seanodell7129]

Having the background noise be a lawnmower when Wildflower is staring down The Strouds is beautiful

[@BloopTheNoop]

I didn’t even notice but that’s a really clever reference to his AFC/NFC series

[@spike_667]

That is an amazing catch. Great attention to detail.

[@WolfDB]

I don't think that's a lawnmower. I think that's just general electricity noises

[@BallForLife234]

“At least I have a best friend.” Ref did NOT have to burn the Titans like that

[@viraltwitchmoments]

9/10 times, Titans will get screwed or screw something up.

[@gohawks3571]

Hope they saved mayo to apply to the burn...

[@deemariedubois4916]

It was unnecessarily cruel but really funny.

[@MagiCaeGirl]

Flag! Personal foul, unsportsmanlike conduct on Ref

[@shadowofchaos8932]

@@BallForLife234

[@jonathanpayne4772]

“Kate Bishop?” “Sorry, I don’t play chess.” Wildflower is priceless. He also needs to watch Hawkeye, underrated show and it’s the perfect time of year for it! 🎄

[@ingen_nate_kenny6588]

That joke had me lol.

[@johnnyblank4085]

That joke was way too good lol

[@travismoody1617]

“I’m Drunk!” Caused me to both snort and spit. Go Hawks!

[@attmlb]

best recap of our game that could have been written.

[@Westhe2nd]

So you Hawk Tua'd 🙃

[@JimGothyo]

So was I at the end of that game. Makes total sense. Go Hawks.

[@danielkotulski4785]

@@Westhe2nddamn. Beat me to it.

[@wallacegrommet9343]

That explains their erratic, bizarre, and recent winning ways

[@garysimmons6364]

I love wildflower as script writer. “Hold on there little turnips” Omg wildflower is a legendary script writer

[@jeaninehogshead4710]

Almost everything out of his mouth should be a shirt. Still loving moon man

[@jeaninehogshead4710]

@@garysimmons6364 can’t you just see the stares with THAT shirt on. Turnips???

[@thenumberquelve158]

"I'm so sorry and I'm going for a walk." The callbacks are so good. And I'm able to easily remember past episodes when I watch the new ones. Consider me hooked, then. Honestly Wildflower seems like a pretty good fit for this role in the interim. He's just as unpredictable as the original scriptwriter, but brings a fun flavor with him. And he's even brought the Dons and Strouds into line. Go Wildflower go!!!

[@ConnorWoods-v2r]

Flag

[@katenucci1648]

The music change when Wildflower starts talking to the Ravens is SENDING me

[@thekingbarrelmaker7642]

I am surprised that the Green Bay Packers have yet to issue a statement on the Eberflus firing. Normally, the team owners say something after making such a big decision.

[@Commishism]

Packer stock is the original NFT

[@Fin-6914]

As a Packer owner.... I disprove the decision made. Eberflus was a great coach for us too.

[@Smido83]

What?

[@ninetailedfox579121]

@@Smido83 The Packers own the Bears.

[@michaelnadler596]

@@Smido83 He's saying that Green Bay owns the Bears... which they do.

[@fr.billfox2961]

The announcer for the KC Chiefs radio call (KFNZ-FM), after the turnover with 0:11 left, asked "Who's writing this script?" Who indeed?

[@robcanisto8635]

Mitch Holthus is the best in the business.

[@TFenton95]

Starting to think the Vikings just don't have a script and that is why they are 10-2 with Sam Darnold, they are just really good at improv

[@Phriedah]

Grossi just wants to avoid saying the words "Vikings win" as much as possible

[@andrewscarbro2643]

Same thing with the Steelers

[@ndmaynard227]

The purple incarnation of Satan just keep winning and Tom has thrown his hands up in disgust

[@DatDamnLlama]

​@@Phriedah Rent Free

[@DatDamnLlama]

He's just waiting for the Vikings to lose one. Then he'll make a big deal out of it in true Packer fan fashion. Not sure why packer fans feel so threatened by the Vikings, but it's nice to know they check under the bed for Viktor.

[@LambKProductions]

Wildflower and being the only ones that understand what the Ref's mean by flag makes so much sense

[@brocksells197]

Oh my God that Butker kitchen joke was great Tom. I love how subtle some of your jokes can be

[@MichaelPiz]

I don't get that one.

[@karenhardie1132]

​@MichaelPiz Remember Butker was giving a speech at a graduation. He said women should stay home and be traditional housewives and not work. The kitchen reference was to women cooking in the kitchen. Angered lots of people.

[@jerokterojokke3356]

4:26 He tells the Chiefs to go to the kitchen because of Butker, well done sir

[@BallForLife234]

It’s no longer Thanksgiving but I’m still thankful for this series

[@Davis_Bender]

wild flower needs to stay as script writer, he’s literally PERFECT

[@TheGalacticNerd19]

Wildflower is secretly the most powerful being in the Grossi Cinematic Universe

[@DarkcIoud1111.]

It's the perfect combination, having all the power and little motivation.

[@time391]

Tom Brady must have given him his infinity gauntlet

[@shadowofchaos8932]

@@TheGalacticNerd19 Wildflower is freerolling with Dan Synder gone as owner.

[@kickemindafacestyleson6986]

Omega level

[@jasonallman696]

Not a secret to those who know THE LORE

[@Moon_Wolfie]

Wildflower as a script writer has me 😂😂. “Well if we are playing dress up I figure I can wear the robe this week”, Little turnips”, “did I leave my stash out”. Ref to Titans “Flag says I’m its best friend. at least I had a best friend.” “You got a time out. But it’s third down and the time is ticking. How about I let you fire Eberflus? Make up for the Hail Mary.” Giving Don Divitio a look and Divito taking a walk. “Flag.” “Question or statement?” “Flag.” “Noted” Ref to Jets: “Flag (in a firmer tone)” Wildflower using Tucker and the defense as a way to say the Ravens loose.

[@chrisuncleahmad666]

“We beat the Titans 42-19” “Yup. Back in hell”

[@ConnorWoods-v2r]

Flag

[@theunknown7683]

​@@ConnorWoods-v2r*distant lawnmower noises*

[@baconlettucepotato69]

> Wildflower used Death Stare! > It's super effective! > Don Devito 'went out for a walk'.

[@SaulGoodman-w2x]

To the store?

[@Oliviacaptain]

For exercise?

[@blairpenny1526]

I laughed way too hard at that one

[@chrismurphyracing94]

This is even funnier when you know Justin Tucker does commercials for Royal Farms gas stations

[@Trashcan9999]

Their breakfast is amazing

[@NightSkeptic]

@@Trashcan9999 As a Wawa person, I like being able to not wait 20 minutes to get a RoFa breakfast sandwich, but RoFa always gives me the itis.

[@DarkcIoud1111.]

​@@NightSkepticI'll take Wawa's chicken strips and nuggets over RF "world famous chicken."

[@Thatfantasyfootballchick]

It’s tragic -their chicken is top notch though like Tucker used to be 😢

[@henlo1910]

​@@NightSkeptic The fact that you call it "RoFa" tells me all I need to know. You're weak and your bloodline is weak. It's Rofo.

[@desertdawg1991]

"Well, obviously, the farm isn't real." LOLOLOL🤣🤣

[@JustinGreene0224]

Wildflower's calm and terrifying at the same time and I'm here for it.

[@stevenshipman6290]

You really wanna go there bossman, no I do not

[@shadowofchaos8932]

@@JustinGreene0224 i wanna know what's in his stash

[@ShayyTV]

"I just got punched in the face" is absolutely elite 🤣

[@alexschott2092]

Despite our division rivalry, I think both Bears and Lions should be thankful for Wildflower this year. Such a wise and generous man.

[@ColdSmokeNinja]

3:36 i lost it when the Seahawks were drunk. It explains SO much about them.

[@YaBoiAlex_]

Seahawks: "I’M DrUnK !" Amazing representation

[@ConnorWoods-v2r]

Flag

[@doughnutfingers]

Flag

[@TheBandit025Nova]

And it’s looks like he did it homosexual

[@imapopo2924]

I love how Wildflower is simultaneously super chill and also has that subtle "Fuck with me and I'll rip off your legs and beat you with them" energy to him.

[@dfp_01]

He ran his brother over with a lawnmower when he went rogue years ago. Nothing fazes him any more

[@TalkingWithBob]

Wildflower for permanent scriptwriter he's so fair and nice. ❤❤

[@dirkrousseau462]

Love him. So objective espicaly considering how the writers have been since 1997.

[@Manateeto]

As an eagles fan i cant afford that 💀

[@novacorps2468]

...and high 😂

[@scotv5099]

Did I miss Bengals Steelers script?

[@jmich9132]

​@@Manateetohe gave you the win, angry bird! 😂

[@dobe46]

2:30 oh my God, I love you Wildflower!!

[@AndrewAchterhof]

Wildflower can stay the script writer permanently

[@999theeagle]

Easy little rhubarb.

[@ConnorWoods-v2r]

Flag

[@Alex873-tn6cs]

No orginal needs to come back somehow let the teams be teams

[@jakedaniels6015]

3:29 FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG

[@fjshrederr4848]

😂

[@ZLR27]

“Fair point”

[@Switchblade77]

I was there, it was awful

[@StovenSloopen]

I’m druhnk

[@bluecanary1482]

Wildflower should remain scriptwriter for the rest of the regular season. Calm. Efficient. Doesn't take BS from anyone. Perfection! (aka Scriptflower)

[@Hunterstiq]

Wildflower was definitely on the good stuff with that Allen passing/rushing TD. And telling KC to stfu was icing on the cake. More please!

[@councilmanbanks6528]

Refs vs Titans might be the most funny storyline to come out of this.

[@Skellington77]

The Wildflowers secretly being this ominous villain that scares the shit out of everyone else is my favorite part of these videos.

[@stephenblevins3829]

Yes! Wildflower to the rescue! I must say the Bear bit and the Jaguar bit were both masterpieces of comedy!

[@SkinnyP_]

The jags bit with the Texans was so creative, Tom prolly won’t see this but holy cow, just write a full movie already this is gold

[@Peace_Dog]

I had to watch three times to hear everything over my own laughter. Wildflower was born for this.

[@Foley02]

Wildflower being Batman level terrifying to the others is a joy I didn't know I needed in my life.

[@oxyy99]

Wildflower is the best script writer! Seeing him put the stroudwriter in his place was great especially as a Jags fan

[@SFAPowerhouse]

Again, I will never condone bad hits or brawls. But, we Texans will remember this.

[@bebejeebies1583]

I called it back in week 6. Wildflower is running this whole thing. All hail the Scriptflower. ✍🌼

[@bradschultz2436]

Don't think anyone recalls that, prediction.

[@jeaninehogshead4710]

Scriptflower good one!!!!

[@jasonallman696]

Those who KNOW the lore saw it coming. 😁😁😁

[@crazeebirdeegirlee]

Can Wildflower be the scriptwriter for the rest of the season? He’s the only one who can get everyone under control!

[@sueprator9314]

But what happened to the real scriptwriter? The evil Stroud who stuck him in a closet originally now doesn't know where he is.........I am no fan of the nasty Stroud....booooo!

[@Amy-y1c]

Love the attention for the commanders/wildflower

[@johnrogers1573]

I predicted Wildflower would have a big part in this video. Honestly I predicted that he would be the one to bring back Script Writer and would get the win as a thank you, but this is better. I loved the delightful way that he just made every intimidator of the group stop and rethink their words. I also enjoyed him trying to give everyone, except the Titans, a chance. Please, lets all allow Wildflower to continue. I doubt he will, he seems like the, "I did it last week, now its someone else's turn." kind of guy. Then again, he might just serve two terms. Yes, I am also a Commanders fan in general, and yes Wildflower has definitely become a favorite part of the team.

[@iamnotanidiot-m1q]

Wildflower always finds ways to both amuse me and creep me out

[@ConnorWoods-v2r]

Flag

[@z.r.r4593]

Go dbacks

[@jeaninehogshead4710]

It’s amazing

[@MagiCaeGirl]

I adore all the little names he calls everyone. Little turnips, angry birds...etc

[@Buster7031]

Commanders as the script writer is amazing. “Pop down angry bird” 🤣 being an Eagles fan I love it.

[@sethmaki1333]

"Did I leave my stash out again?" 🤣😂🤣

[@bobdole4916]

I love that everybody knows you don't mess with Wildflower. It's the difference between the angry dude at the bar that makes all the customers nervous and the bouncer who just quietly walks up and escorts him out.

[@flannyfizzle9402]

I love how everyone says they are afraid of the Strouds but they are truly afraid of Wildflower. They know what Wildflower did to Gus a few years back. Ha

[@hatchcrazy]

Obviously Wildflower should be in charge. I mean, “Commanders.” It’s right there in the name. “What about the Chie-“ SHUSH

[@MichaelPiz]

Flag.

[@johnmarshall6394]

@@MichaelPiz Flag!

[@MichaelPiz]

@@johnmarshall6394 Flag is one of the most articulate characters in the GCU.

[@samuellanghus1455]

Not for long, it seems. Redskins appears to be back to stay! (For now)

[@johnmarshall6394]

​@@MichaelPiz Flag. (I mean yes.)

[@AllHandsOndek]

I look forward to these every week. So many details mixed with great comedy. As a birds fan, long live Wildflower as the scriptwriter!

[@katwithattitude5062]

I get the feeling Wildflower is a lot like Tom would be if he had kept teaching.

[@SouthernArtist-gi8gr]

😂😂

[@hatchcrazy]

Calm and family-friendly yet possessing an aura that can cow a roomful of troublemaking students…you know, I think you’re on to something there.

[@miserq4189]

“You really wanna do this, boss man?” -Wildflower 2024

[@peterrabl6725]

"Alright little turnips!" Tom, dude, what a writing! You sure haven't got your roots twisted in a bunch. 😂

[@byff2323]

Even the Strouds will NOT mess with Wildflower. They know about the tree...and his pointy stick.

[@debbaedke3170]

Wildflower as the Scriptwriter is perfect! Chef's kiss*

[@octo_gab]

0:32 as soon as i heard wildflower’s voice, i knew the league was (probably) in good hands from that day on

[@PaliBandz]

I would like to preemptively thank the script writer for allowing the Seahawks to keep the six win streak against the Jets going. I wish it didn’t give me a heart attack. And wish we didn’t win because the Jets beat themselves, but I will take the victory where I can get it. Go Hawks

[@brubie7584]

To be fair, the jets did nothing on offense and defense was meh. Game was bad because the Seahawks special teams was busy black Friday shopping

[@Tim_the_Enchanter]

"Sure ... I don't care." Wildflower was born for this job.

[@nXGHosTXn_]

The referee is ironically the funniest character in this whole series. “Flag”

[@Robert-bx4mw]

Flag

[@sportsmaster1364]

Flag, flag, flag.

[@nXGHosTXn_]

flag

[@justinvanveenar2953]

Thank Flag😂

[@boltman7000292]

“Pipe down angry bird” I love Wildflower

[@wanderingnomads929]

i love the respect that Wildflower commands

[@phantom117b4]

More like fear the consequences

[@MrSprigg]

That isn't respect. It's terror.

[@brookwilleford4804]

Kate Bishop! Great reference to a great character being played by a great actress who is dating a great quarterback/receiver/running back.

[@tyrionstrongjaw7729]

Oh you KNOW this is about to be amazing

[@FatCat715]

I love Wildflower, simply brilliant.

[@DatBoi723]

I love how consistent he is with NOT mentioning the dolphins, as a dolphins fan I am thankful

[@DSilverwood]

Wildflower “did I leave my stash out?” 😂😂

[@SirMac27]

"Did I leave my stash out again?" ~LOL~ What is the Commander's doin' to make both Dons pipe down? Wow!

[@cboprey.fitness]

Wildflower is terrifying, and I love it

[@mochabean5692]

I expected the “sending Justin Tucker to a nice farm upstate” part of script and I’m not disappointed!

[@tonygriffith2164]

Don't worry, little Cub!... Wildflower is calm & wise.

[@utteryou]

Wildflower is literally the perfect scriptwriter for this series. Great job as always Tom! 👏👏

[@dff785]

You know Justin Tucker? Baltimore: yeah! 😃

[@TheOriginalDazeman]

How does it keep getting better? This is by far my favorite part of every week now.

[@biz-01]

0:39: Ladies and Gentlemen.... WILDFLOWER!!! 👏👏👏

[@LucareonVee]

3:57 "Sorry, I don't play Chess." My favorite line of the episode. That and the Raiders taking the football to the chest. 🤣

[@CNSPORTZEDITZ]

I don't get the reference.

[@rolkflameraven1483]

@@CNSPORTZEDITZ Hailee Steinfeld played Kate Bishop in Hawkeye, the D+ Marvel show.

[@caitlindn]

@@CNSPORTZEDITZ Kate Bishop is the name of Hailee Steinfeld's character in the MCU (Hawkeye series). She's Josh Allen's girlfriend. Bishop is also a piece in chess. So Wildflower thought it was related to chess and didn't get the Marvel reference.

[@brucelau2023]

@@CNSPORTZEDITZ wildflower didn’t get the reference clearly 😅😅😅😅😅 It was a Marvel reference

[@CNSPORTZEDITZ]

@ Well I guess I'm wildflower because I didn't get it either.

[@TR0VEX.]

"Any thoughts seahawks" "Im drunk" 😂

[@GreenRanger907]

Couldn't ask for a better birthday present one of the best episodes ever thank you wildflower, and yes the seahawks game was a mess.

[@ginacoghlan8253]

Hey I said the same thing! Happy Birthday!🥳

[@churrokidd]

Wildflower is the script writer that we didn’t know we needed.

[@ClipFilmProductions]

Wildflower was the most chill, reasonable script writer we've seen so far

[@ginaallen3797]

As a Da Bears fan since birth 76 years ago, I must admit that Wildflower is my favorite character in the play of horrors that is the 2024 Da Bears season. Peace Out.

[@dennisshaykevich3451]

Love how this video implies that what the Vikings did yesterday was so outlandish, the game wasn't scripted even in this "what if" scenario.

[@AS-rh5dg]

Note the vikings haven't been in many scripted episodes so it stands to rain the only reason they are so good is all their games are unscripted

[@tcodes27]

“Kate Bishop?” “Sorry, I don’t play chess.” I would’ve also gone with “Miles Morales won’t be happy” or “Don’t Jinx it, Josh, or else Vi will be mad.”

[@josephdowney2715]

Tom, you are so talented I brag about your videos like I know you. This is one of my favorites scripted with so many jokes and storylines coming together.

[@095mateusg]

Wildflower truly is a menace, look at how scared they all were

[@skootwbs]

You did it again you magnificent son of a FLAG