Tommy And Philza FOUGHT Over Technoblade But He Only Wants CARROTS! ORIGINS SMP 2

[@blue2263]

There's just something about Techno saying "yoooooo" and jumping really high that's so hilarious.

[@TheFreeGuy16]

It would have been more funny with proximity

[@Primoleader]

deadpan goofy effect

[@swagcat1159]

1:39

[@thesquidmafia8275]

Best technoblade moment ever can't convince me otherwise

[@michellequindoza2502]

I wheezed so hard XD

[@CheriStarlight]

Phil and Tommy: *argument about Phil's dead parrot Techno: *chilling and watching their argument while holding a carrot

[@raikoshin1075]

Man, just vibing with chaos...

[@Hirrient]

he's channeling those Bugs Bunny vibes 🐰🥕

[@normallu_swirlu60]

it rhymes LMAO I-

[@elizabethbrown5537]

Not holding a carrot... Holding two carrots~!

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

@@elizabethbrown5537 dual wielding food

[@Redd0w]

“Everyone’s equal, but some people are a little bit more equal.” ~Tommyinnit, founder of Tommunism.

[@frozenkeyboard6582]

Reference to Animal Farm

[@hccand0613]

Animal farm is a bunch of english school kids too

[@the_great_rasputin9022]

@@hccand0613 You're thinking of Lord of the Flies.

[@uncookedtoast5660]

Just read that book in English class.

[@Iapetus31]

Thought it was graveyard keeper

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

"The man bribe him with better carrots." */msg Tommy about his own murder*

[@voilaxy4783]

This is why I know what secondhand embarrassment is

[@raikoshin1075]

@@voilaxy4783 I wholeheartedly agree...

[@burritoriv]

Technoblade in DSMP: *Blows up a nation* Technoblade in OSMP: Carrots go brrrr

[@temmiefuntime1914]

We just haven't gotten to the part where someone paid him enough carrots to last lifetimes to be an anarchist

[@huntercraft5674]

@@temmiefuntime1914 We just haven't gotten to the carrot wars

[@littlechi7738]

@@huntercraft5674 please don’t say that it brings back… memories

[@jelly5917]

@@littlechi7738 carrot wars

[@notvex3987]

@@littlechi7738 carrot wars

[@KangarooMonkey]

I love how Techno changes ideology every server Skyblock: Capitalist and communist at the same time somehow SMP Earth: D̶i̶c̶t̶a̶t̶o̶r̶ Monarchist Dream SMP: Anarchist Origins SMP: Carrots

[@charliekatchat6488]

Lol carrots

[@KangarooMonkey]

@@charliekatchat6488 I guess mercenary would also be accurate, but it’s not really an ideology and carrots are funnier.

[@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868]

I mean technically he only considered communism in skyblock, then immediately realized that the rich people have the highest crit damage and then decided to go back to capitalism, and then threw away capitalism in favor of potatoes

[@komi9261]

I'm gonna correct you: In skyblock he was ruling over a giant cult that brings stuff to him, There was no capitalism or communism in the entire thing he was just a totalitarianist, THERE IS LITTERALLY NOTHING called dictatorism, It's not a ideolgy it's just a term to refrence authoritarianists and totalitarianists, On smp earth he was pretty centrist, On the dream smp he was a anti-authoritarian anarchist On the origin smp if we actually want a real term for it he is just a guy going around taking tasks for money, mercenarist, So: Skyblock: Totaliarianist Dream SMP: Anti-Authoritarian Anarchist SMP Earth: Centrist or Liberal Origins SMP: Mercenarist

[@KangarooMonkey]

@@komi9261 mhm, mhm, I get what you’re saying but you’re wrong, so I’m gonna correct you. *Skyblock* whilst there was a cult he said “I don’t know how to feel about this” and the cult was only briefly mentioned, it was by no means his ideology, and when you say “that brings stuff to him” you’re just lying, the majority of the materials he used he either collected himself, or bought/traded them from someone else. He did have goons but we have no reason to believe that they were apart of the religious cult and we don’t know anything about the goons so for all we know he payed them, and his entire battle was about harvesting potatoes, many of which he turned into potato books and made money from, also, Skyblock itself is a capitalist system, and because going against the system would be a slight inconvenience to him, he fully embraced it. He did have “mandatory volunteers”, however they were purchased legally. So yes, he was absolutely a capitalist, and the only reason I said communist was because he was farming potatoes, although he did talk about the class issues in Skyblock which could be solved by the rise of the proletariat in his video “the deadliest sword in skyblock” he then immediately went back on that statement because the bourgeoisie have higher crit damage, but recognised the pros of communism. *SMP Earth* That’s a fair correction, when I just said dictator I was his own ideology, although that is just centralism. In hindsight I could have just put monarchist, he never actually called himself a king, but he did say he ruled the world and is literally wearing a crown, actually I think I’ll change that now, give me a sec... Although the reason I originally put Dictator was because I wanted to clearly display the contrast between his SMP Earth ideology and his Dream SMP ideology as a form of comedy. *Dream SMP* Your point doesn’t contradict what I said, it merely builds upon it, anarchism (or anarchist) is a very broad term. So it isn’t a correction. *Origins SMP* Actually it’s capitalism, people are trading their privately owned goods for his services, and Technoblade is free to work for whoever he wants (in this case it’s whomever can offer he most carrots). Although mercenatrism is just the state of being a mercenary. I know my comment is still wrong however I found your corrections were inadequate so I had to correct myself myself. Overall, though I was argumentative over the smaller detail and completely disagree with your assessment of him on Skyblock, for the most part I do believe that you are correct.

[@katrinamitchell4300]

Techno is literally a mercenary for carrots, and I love it.

[@potato1341]

"Just don't forget about our payday, okay?" "Forget the 100,000,000 carrots? Impossible."

[@cyprys4848]

“Put obsidian on Tommy’s bed for 30 gold carrots.” “YOOOOOO”

[@marialindell9874]

787 likes

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

Mercenary Leader: I need you to eliminate the mayor. He is corrupt and needs to go. Technoblade: And what do I get in return? Mercenary Leader: You get a kghjillion carrots, enough to last into your next life. Technoblade: *no probs fam*

[@starlightplaysminecraft9743]

@@leonardorolingstella8554 lol

[@1st_Haru]

Techno really said " Hippity Hoppity your life is now my property."

[@AnnthemofArt]

LITERALLY

[@boomrangyt]

Wait i missed it !! Can i get a timestamp please ?

[@lourdessalera8268]

@@boomrangyt 6:11

[@zetaalpha5110]

“No give, only take” techno really decided to pick the bunny origin but acted like a dog being told to put something down

[@juanin200]

Then he proceeded to put Tommy's life down

[@ishbersue1352]

Okay Philza is now comfortable doing role play! He said months back that he is not confident but look at him now.

[@TheyCallMeDio]

Idk if he's RPing or high on carrots at this point lol

[@ishbersue1352]

@@TheyCallMeDio 😂

[@anthropos366]

I remember back in Techno's potato war vids where he insulted a fellow potato farmer to plant peasant food like carrots instead of potatoes. But now look at him, truly an amazing character development.

[@whiverthewyverncat5872]

I honestly don’t know what Tommy is talking about, techno is clearly a kangaroo

[@Starspace701]

Lol

[@Mmelodramatic]

Well duh. No clue where they got rabbit from 🙄🙄🙄

[@AnnthemofArt]

Dsmp!Techno: War! Anarchy! Greek mythology go brrrrrrr Osmp!Techno: Okay but CArRoTS tho-

[@luigi7146]

Wilbur: the continental Tommy: the random agent Techno: the one dude who plays both sides Phil: john wick

[@sanjaycassieljayadas7786]

So Tommunism is just Animal farm, except the roles are reversed

[@maexslg-at]

I was just watching Animal Farm and then I come to this. "Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others."

[@legosamurai732animation2]

Techno is a mercenary that only gets paid in carrots.

[@frozenfiredarknight3764]

Phil- Yu said it yourself. he FORCEFULLY choked my bird to death with a cookie Tommy- he Lovingly forced it me- THAT'S EVEN WORSE MATE!!!

[@yamihikarilightdark9]

Shhhh, go to sleep, go to sleep, shhhhhh. Only dreams now.

[@Sorxnn]

Its funny how philza has soooooo many chests and only one carrot is in a chest

[@ethrinityskullz]

that wasnt even his chest he stole that from fundy im pretty sure

[@toaster3665]

Techno: “But what’s in it for me?” Tommy: “I’ll get you *carrots.”* Techno: *”YOOOOO-“* **rapidly ascends**

[@randomopotato]

I'm looking forward to seeing techno building a carrot farm at the same scale as his potato farms lmao

[@TO-ne2nl]

It'd be hilarious but I don't really see a reason to build something that large since he only needs carrots for himself unless he intends to make a business selling golden carrots.

[@randomopotato]

@@TO-ne2nl true lol unless techno decides to do smth like making ppl donate for every block to be turned into a carrot farm or something. I would still like to hope tho cuz it's just a perfect opportunity to make a callback to his potato war days :') Ofc if he just doesn't want to do it, then that's fine too

[@snicksss]

So if I made a secret carrot factory and mass produced carrots, I could tame Technoblade and keep him as my pet pig/bunny? I need to get on with this... first step is getting invited to origin smp...

[@darkcadk]

when I saw that osmpTechno was a mercenary for carrots the first thing I thought was a carrot farm LoL

[@komi9261]

Technoblade's Ideolgies in every server: Skyblock: Totaliarianist Dream SMP: Anti-Authoritarian Anarchist SMP Earth: Centrist or Liberal Origins SMP: Mercenarist

[@user-ou1ix3me6o]

You mean Origins smp - carrotict😅

[@komi9261]

lol :)

[@rabidhorde]

6:05 ngl this takes me back to smp earth and Phil and Techno bullying Tommy in their empire, anyone else? Lmao

[@abyssvr6100]

Techno: well whats innit for me? Tommy: i can get you carrots Techno: (woke eyes intesify)

[@Xian_99]

Tommy: I can get you carrots Techno: yoooooo *jumps*

[@creditsunknown7974]

Tommy quoting Animal farm infront of someone with a pig skin is somewhat surreal.

[@plaguedoctor8987]

Techno's POV: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! Tommy POV: I must get full netherie armor Philza: wtf are you two doing in my house

[@WhizKid404]

Did tommy really just quote George Orwell?!?!

[@-Galaxy-2695]

Please give me timestamp i definitely missed it

[@leightonholley4342]

@@-Galaxy-2695 7:16

[@Juli-zg7sj]

To be fair he's at the right age to be reading Animal Farm in class but it's pretty cool to see him quote that if he did it on purpose

[@-Galaxy-2695]

@@leightonholley4342 ty

[@m3rlincr0w]

@@Juli-zg7sj I mean- at my school most of us had read it in year 7 lol- like 11 and 12 year olds- so he’s probably read it because I read it when I was 11 and I live in England

[@Ri_gaming]

Techno: eeeh I have no armor Everyone: Fuck it. I want your protection XD Have some carrots ghostbur vibes? Maybe XD

[@noofy4539]

Tommy really said: me and my big brothers are so much better then the others😌✋

[@noofy4539]

7:16

[@arieltanyingxichijktps6006]

techno: philza is my only true friend also techno: *loves carrots so much he legit builds the wall right in front of philza and philza doesn't bother to ask what he doing he's just sitting there staring at him like: WTF MAN*

[@elsa61xyxyx22]

“The power of a thousand suns”……. I love it

[@brotemca8020]

"That's so - 1934, or whenever he was born-" Tommy can just pull these snappy jokes out of nowhere and its fucking beautiful

[@Somewhere_here]

Techno being a child and say no give only take is just the best thing ever

[@chrys1ler604]

Anyone remember the last time Tommy, Wilbur, and Techno became a "team"

[@protocol3451]

A whole country got Thanosed

[@remiko_8168]

All jokes aside, I’m glad techno is feeling better :) Edit: oh

[@takamuratomoki3467]

uh

[@samuelpeanut]

@@takamuratomoki3467 About that.

[@samuelpeanut]

We have something to tell ya...

[@ZachSmith-wi8tn]

🕊️

[@juanin200]

oh indeed

[@Bluedragon-sr2wz]

"Give him his foot" is now going to be a go to threat now lol

[@smothmoongazer]

"That's so 1934, whenever he was born" oh my god

[@thedaooffish7279]

If I had a carrot for every time techno received his foot as a different animal I’d have two carrots which isn’t a lot but it’s still weird that it happened twice right

[@frankzak771]

"'I no give carrots i get carrots" Techno Quote

[@poTenTial444]

Imagine Philza just bribes him with carrots to start chaos

[@aaronalkor]

6:35 Phil - The Crowfather, Husband of Death Techno - The Immortal Blood God in Rabbit Form Tommy - The Chicken who thinks himself a Hawk

[@unknowndragon3736]

Techno is just chaotic neutral. He just wants carrots.

[@sadclouds303]

Rewatching clips with Technoblade is so comforting and his personality is lightening 👑🐷❤️

[@MasterX_69]

RIP to the legend

[@ayano3790]

0:19 Technoblade the rabbit go ribbit

[@markallen9675]

Technoblade:I won't let your power hungry ways go any farther Quackity:here's 64 carrots Technoblade:i always thought that governments were a good idea And then the dream smp lived in prosperity

[@arshad1521]

I think the reason for technos sudden love for carrot is a hint towards the carrot war going to happen in hypixel

[@Ghosta_]

Problem: my favorite twitch and youtube streamer are against my other favorite twitch streamer because he killed the first Twitch streamers Bird. What side do i pick i like chaos and ghost. But i need a father figure and a chill pig.

[@pussydestroyer1337]

i mean chaos is mainly for techno ngl

[@Ghosta_]

HAVE YOU SCENE REVIVEBUR AND POGTOPIA WILBUR?

[@pussydestroyer1337]

@@Ghosta_ i did, BUT but but it still doesn't compare to revolution techno and anarchist arc

[@Ghosta_]

#CHAOS

[@pussydestroyer1337]

@@Ghosta_ agreed

[@lordhooty639]

I love how Tommy is explaining why communism doesn't work jokingly.

[@FeralWetCat]

Tommy and Phil: I'll give you carrots Techno: free carrots nice

[@if_leafy5232]

I love techno he’s so good at speaking and acting

[@RealWardenAnimations]

Fun fact: rats always try to file down their teeth because they never stop growing, that's why their always chewing!

[@SomeRandomGamerfrfr]

I'm telling you someone is gonna animate technoblade saying "No give only take!"

[@TerminianLinkVT]

You know Techno makes Jokes about how he's conditioned his fans to donate when he rings a bell, but with how fast he went to that bell at the end, Id hazard to guess he also conditioned himself to instictively want to ring bells when he sees them

[@erzdev5669]

"What would a communist do?" *Cuts to next scene* "Alright we are gonna build a wall-"

[@sojxn]

Now we are just waiting for "the great carrot war"

[@chiaragau9367]

Did anyone else notice that Tommy quoted animal farm by George Orwell?

[@jajajaun]

“I get carrots I dont give carrots” - Techno

[@ninafrancescanunez4783]

TechnoBunny the "Mercenary and Moon Carrot Astronaut" and Ph1lzA the "Crow Father" creating CHAOS ONCE AGAIN!

[@connorpikula]

Is it just me or does Technoblade being a bunny remind anyone else of Bugs Bunny.

[@Cally_bbykid]

There is no way Techno wouldn't be on Phil's side, he know him too well.

[@austinfletchermusic]

Oh shit this smells like a little bit of lore? I mean, probably not REALLY, but ... we'll watch the future of OSMP with great interest.

[@quirrel9200]

Techno in the dream smp: revolutionist, hates government, never dies. Techno in the origin smp: "give me carrot"

[@AdiStarcPvP]

Rabbit but a pig species.

[@vinndiggs100]

I can't believe that technoblade still isn't uploading even when he's on origins more often

[@aditmittal1304]

He has nothing to upload , even when he used to play dsmp every day , he didn't upload every single thing cause there isn't enough content

[@axecrits7165]

@@aditmittal1304 if i remember correctly i think techno said he's working on a story mode video in his merch drop stream

[@KangarooMonkey]

I hope he streams origins soon enough

[@okobox9999]

I think he is gonna stream on the 25th november because its the final

[@KangarooMonkey]

@@okobox9999 finale? Is the Dream SMP ending or is it just this arc?

[@leightonholley4342]

7:16 did tommy just quote animal farm to techno?

[@SeraTheStrange]

Techno: I can give you some wheat, I can give you some seeds, I can give you some salmon, I can even give you my right leg, but I CANT give you my carrots 8:37

[@agmonblynkos]

4:04 I laughed way too much at this bit

[@rosmyx]

It's the middle of the night and I'm dying trying not to wake up the family with my laugh that sounds like a dying goat dolphin hybrid.

[@bl9081]

I zoned out the same time techno did and I literally feel so called out right now

[@Iliketoast7890]

12:56 I missed it when techno always rings the bell so many times says smth abt member ship I believe but still Rest In Peace techno🪦

[@Starlightvtube]

The most wise thing Tommy has ever said “If you fight fire with fire you get more fire” Tommy we are so proud🎉

[@crescentdraws2542]

Philza here really adopting a rabbit

[@EchoingVision]

Even Frog Technoblade sells out for merch and now carrots and I love it.

[@marcustan996]

I miss him so much he had the best humour

[@TarsonTalon]

I feel like an appropriate meme for this would be that one episode of 'Popeye the Sailor Man' where Popeye and Bluto are fighting over having Wellington as their customer, with Tommy as Popeye and Philza as Bluto, and Technoblade as Wellington.

[@walterperkins4698]

The thing is that Wilbur is the one who killed his parrot first If it was me it would of been worse

[@Neighbor_]

...I miss hearing Technoblade's voice in these..Man these were some good times. Blood for the Blood god. I loved this video. o7

[@mingaubr1417]

0:19 Tommy is a wise bird

[@vinzevlogs]

potato war to carrot war

[@cyprys4848]

I’m happy tommy got older since he actually makes funny jokes now

[@NoRegs30]

Love how they found the “slime farm” and are just completely confused

[@WageSlave840]

" I can give you my leg but not my carrots..." Is this the start or the great carrots war on origins

[@NotAny_One]

Phil look so scared 😂 9:23 Fly high techno ❤

[@midwestmapping3282]

"I can give you my right leg. But I can't give you carrots."

[@Average_Joe934]

Everyone's equal, but we are more equal than others techno. Getting strong animal farm vibes. Some animals are equal, but some are more equal than others

[@ToxicCrunchiee_]

R.I.P Technoblade "Technoblade never dies" for he lives on in our hearts forever...

[@valeriochiapinotto969]

3:05 "give him his arm" this sound different today

[@AmelityshTV]

"a little bit more equal" *Animal Farm noises intensify*

[@X-SPONGED]

Skyblock Techno : A Capitalist Piglin SMPEarth Techno : A Cold Hearted Warlord DSMP Techno : Mentally Unstable Anarchist Tales Techno : Corrupt Authority Figure(s) Origins Techno : Carrot Addict Killer Rabbid

[@kiiny3061]

... I think Tommy's suffering from english essay withdrawal

[@pog31203]

basically: Phil hired a nanny for tommy with carrots lol

[@KJ21073]

Phil at 3:29...messages to Tommy thinking it's Techno: Kill Tommy.

[@StaardustQun]

DSMP: "You wanna be a hero Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE!!!" OSMP: *"I'll do anything for carrots."*

[@baphomet4819]

Tommy just bribed techno with carrots as techno just leaped and started wallin.

[@Redd0w]

4:29 Phil spin attack 😂

[@Mr.Brothybear]

everyone's equal but some people are more equal Oh dear god he just summed up world history

[@elysabethkensinger757]

Phil: Support the pig! Me: HES A BUNNY YOU MANIAC!

[@rat4198]

I love how Phil and Techno are trying to make a deal behind Tommy’s back and totally failing

[@morganahah5301]

this whole video is just tommy making indirect Animal Farm references