TommyInnit Ruined Our Podcast - Chuckle Sandwich EP 62

[@taurine5561]

as an audio listener, it feels good to be loved to death

[@johnbean4615]

As a visual listener it feels good to be loved to life

[@sleepynoehams]

i dunno, death doesnt seem too pleasant

[@sonoflethal]

I took@The wock to Poland

[@gasoline77254]

as a visual watcher, we are extremely neglected

[@thatstrangedudeyouseeatapl4249]

Just like schlatt loved all his victims to death in 1999

[@snowstorm0242]

I love Charlie’s new dyed blonde hair! Good thing he didn’t die in an explosion!

[@TheGodOfKults]

@Be Straight If you were a bot you would be the only bot I respect

[@Cabin.NET_]

@@TheGodOfKults they be the first comment in some of the replies talking like a bot bruh 💀

[@Gongan92]

@@TheGodOfKults it is a bot

[@aidanstockwell1326]

He even looks younger! That's what eating all those vegetables will do!

[@heyitsstray8219]

In a boiler explosion?

[@cadenollar2408]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while guiding an extremely naive British boy through the unforgiving streets of NYC

[@Muffin.Creations]

And recreating historical events of NYC in an aerial vehicle

[@Not25RatsInATrenchCoat]

@@Muffin.Creations and the Jschlatt steel toe timberland boot incidents of 1999

[@taytay1030]

@@Not25RatsInATrenchCoat don't remind me, still bear the scars

[@elontusk9167]

The last time a famous British guy went around NYC, something terrible happened to them in December 8, 1980

[@R0ob1nN]

One time I lured an American to their death next to a Tesco’s with a jar of mayonnaise . /j

[@al_x2138]

Important Chuckle Sandwich lore; Schlatt has parents

[@johnbean4615]

Both of them look exactly like shclatt but they are wearing clothes from the 1920s

[@Itzaric]

So he didn't just... appear one day. Hm.

[@LtCdrXander]

Right labia

[@theguywhoasked925]

@@LtCdrXander relatable

[@defectivepikachu4582]

and one of them has pneumonia

[@aceywacey_]

after being abused and ignored for the longest time, im glad someone finally acknowledged me as an audio listener

[@cra_yons]

fellow venti pfp?

[@aceywacey_]

@@cra_yons oh em gee

[@HotSauceBeatsFan]

I'll be honest I did not know where this comment was going XD

[@carlobriseno5991]

audio listeners keep winning 🐈✊

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

The description of Schlatt’s parents as the most lovely people is so at odds with Schlatt’s personality

[@carlosalanis6635]

no

[@umbers28]

"Schlatt" Is a "Very" "Lovely" person, I don't "know" what you mean.

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

@@umbers28 if you are in danger, reply with “L0L”

[@Fleshi_Guy615]

What doesn't make sense is how, if they really were so nice, Schlatt would proceed to (seconds after he was born) kill no less than three women in a New York subway station in 1999.

[@kaffii]

@@Fleshi_Guy615 wasn't it 6 women?

[@ozzybaba3128]

I honestly feel bad for Tommyinnit, I’m not a fan of him or anything but meeting Schlatt is a traumatic event for anyone and I think that no one should experience that

[@prysmbreak115]

I am willing to experience that

[@greywithana2678]

I still wake up in a cold sweat from 1999

[@apollo4769]

Schlatt is awesome

[@guelzinhocraft7575]

@@greywithana2678 Why bring up such tragedies, I shiver even remembering the haneous acts of jschlatt in 1999

[@P1anet_Mars]

That was not what I expected that comment to be 😂😂

[@StainlessBike]

Thank you tommyinnit for caring about us audio listeners

[@Qmoneystudious]

Wtf is all the bots lmao

[@thejinxedcat3616]

Guys don't click on the link I thought it wasn't a web address

[@linklink-_-6399]

He really said “for the audio listeners, schlatt is stroking”

[@haroppert9562]

You're not an audio listener, you're on youtube right now bro

[@Devilspade]

@Beautiful 🅥 honestly, thats goor bait for the bot

[@beckstern7738]

The way tommy describes meeting mr beast makes it sound like he is a mob boss

[@olihans1894]

He totally is tho tbh

[@breadg1818]

Kinda of like a elden ring boss

[@holyndstockwell4804]

Oh, how this has aged 😭

[@mysticat]

can't believe they forgot Fire Aspect

[@davidmccrea-p8z]

Cockburn

[@gunty752]

Efficiency

[@obese_microwave]

That’s his std

[@kurstiv]

It burns when I pee, so I must have fire aspect

[@eggpaint2087]

soul speed

[@zia606]

I’m so happy that Tommy also said “audio listeners love ya to death” I was afraid we weren’t going to feel loved to death

[@a-10warthog78]

This is my favorite podcast to listen to while in the hospital recovering from my brutal beat down by some man with a baseball bat

[@jhollo]

Did he break your knees too?

[@YourBiggestFan333]

This made me laugh so much that some man beat me down with a baseball bat for being too loud

[@destinyjustdied]

Sorry what happened??

[@destinyjustdied]

Am i allowed to laugh

[@pipbread5637]

@@destinyjustdied ted viciously and wantonly attacked op with a baseball bat. it was really hard to watch actually

[@BenWeaver0]

It's been 44 seconds and I can say I've watched this whole video and enjoyed it very much and would recommend to all my friends

[@Mr._.Andrian]

5:18 Gotta love the different reactions of the two when Tommy tells he listen to the podcast Ted: *genuinely proud* "really?" Schlatt: *surprised in disgust* "ReAlly!?"

[@LaurenTheorist]

That's so funny, I took it more as Schlatt realizing that Tommy really is a huge fan and finding it sweet. It seemed like he genuinely broke character when he went "really!?" with that disbelieving smile. 😂

[@channel13113]

52:50

[@Cartoriscoming]

ted is like the entire series of family guy personified.

[@Tyranicalroomba]

hell no, Ted is better than that shit show

[@beanbagburrito]

I don't get it but I understand it

[@quackkith]

that makes absolute sense what the fuck

[@originalname8541]

Oh I get it is because family guy jokes are overly long and dragged out like what he did to my knees last Tuesday

[@pee-soup8950]

@@originalname8541 omg you met ted! I met tommy last Sunday and he ripped out my small intestine and slurped it like pasta while looking me dead in the eyes blood all over his hands and then stole one of my ribs

[@DairyField]

“It’s the edging of swallowing” “Yea-“ “My granddad swallowed a bee” I almost snorted my water by how much that completely whiplashed me

[@liamm.3897]

This is a great podcast to listen too while being an adult!

[@vergils_meme_stash]

@don't be surprised it isn't making fun of the bots when you do the same thing for views man

[@-AlexMakesThings-]

i think tommy is one of the only people who constantly and consistently makes "schlatt" laugh

[@lunardoeseverything5393]

Jokes aside, Tommy innit is a fantastic commentator. He’s so charismatic. I respect him in any future endeavours he makes

[@MovableFormula]

Finally a guest that can give proper insight on the dream face reveal

[@Tyranicalroomba]

​@Beautiful 🅥 you've become as annoying as the bots

[@iabgunner8701]

@Beautiful 🅥 this is probably also a bot

[@stsalty1788]

@@mootwo_its crazy that I still checked if you were also a bot, youtube needs to fix it

[@RandomUser11170]

This is the perfect podcast to watch while cyber bullying a small British child

[@milo.lively]

“Schlatt” really makes it so good for that

[@timewellspent8137]

Stream alex unknown

[@pee-soup8950]

@@timewellspent8137 lmfao

[@metalgodess4892]

When I somehow find a friend in a 3 month old comment

[@popeyesguy8748]

this is a great podcast to listen to while procrastinating studying for your SAT tomorrow

[@SStriker]

ayyyyy same

[@zia606]

Oh shit good luck to you both

[@codeinetcetera]

good luck

[@timewellspent8137]

Bro you're fuuuucked. That SAT math hits DIFFERENT.

[@astraldamien]

Oh shit same man

[@Ace_Milk]

I really liked the part at 27:48 when Tommy gave such a beautiful speech! I got my whole family to watch it with me, now it's going to our daily tradition to listen to Tommy during the dinner! I love you guys so much for making it possible!

[@_Sixthstep]

20:00 is genuinely a universal brit thing, it's impossible to explain if you aren't from england but there is no feeling quite as euphoric as getting off the plane in london from a holiday abroad, especially somewhere significantly warmer, and walking out into the cold, bracing breeze, and its even better if the sky is concealed by grey clouds, and you just feel such a strong sense of being home. Getting back to london is absolutely my favourite part of any holiday lmao

[@_Sixthstep]

sorry for the americans thats "vacation"

[@konumbra]

im irish and i get the same feeling! i also hate holidays in general tbh tho

[@_Sixthstep]

@@konumbra Oh me too actually that might have something to do with it haha. I just hate being away from what I know for extended periods.

[@chukoyo]

The whole Spider-Man thing is terrifying, it is a complete trama but Tommy seems still okay, happy to see that, and absolutely sorry to hear that. I can see the two weeks plan of the vlog is really challenging, like omg. I think even just able to continue that is ridiculous and as always a wonderful video give me much fun, incredible! Looking forward to see Tommy in next year, man he’s so young

[@dawgholup]

You mean trauma?

[@skye4082]

@@dawgholup yes

[@MrCamTuber]

Hey schlatt; heard you talking about the trouble swallowing food thing and I actually had the same thing for a while. Doctors called it GERD and said I had a hernia in my throat now I take medicine to keep it at bay so I can swallow. Godspeed soldier

[@elibrooks69]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while waiting for sleep deprived to upload a video they released 3 years ago on all audio platforms

[@livishtv]

I was not aware there was a ranboo audience sleep deprived audience crossover there. Good shit

[@elibrooks69]

@@livishtv yes !!!!!!!! ive been more into schlatts projects than ranboos as of late tbh but yeah both r epic

[@goowoo69420]

I generally feel bad for Tommy with the crazy Vietnam man.. I would have went straight home after that. 🏃‍♂️ besides that this episode was so funny and great imo

[@LovesickF4wn]

glad to see that charlie is finally back with better eyesight, blonde hair, and an accent

[@Stresshouse156]

I felt like I had a fever dream because I was listening to the first Tommy episode when this dropped

[@YourBiggestFan333]

This had me on the edge of my seat, such an inspirational story bro. Sorry you’re so stressed

[@Mighty_.v.]

16:55 my jaw actually dropped to the floor

[@christophergillie7907]

I’m imaging Tommy meeting Schlatt’s family as the dinner scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

[@valentine4966]

That or the RE7 dinner scene

[@inkbutterfly6706]

@@valentine4966 I was about to comment that

[@nelmae6026]

16:16 I think this podcast really gave me a perspective about youtubers and those who make it big. Like it's not easy for them as well. That interaction with Tommy and the Snake killer man sounds traumatic in person though. The sexual assault as an addition was even more fucked. I'm not trying to sound parasocial but I hope Tommyinnit and other youtubers who have gone through fucked up shit gets the help they need :(❤️

[@sphere117gaming]

Honestly just because of all that stuff I really have to say those people who get “jealous” or have “envy” of famous people or celebrities and others in the public eye. I have to say that they either are just ignorant or have never thought into what it actually would be like. Like sure you’d have a lot of influence and money. But on the flip side you have absolutely Zero privacy. It’ll be hard to go anywhere in public without people coming up to you. You’ll probably get crazies. So honestly in the eyes of many being famous isn’t even a good thing. And even more so for women as well, after all the horrific stalkers and stuff to famous female celebrities and stuff is just disgusting. Probably would need security anywhere you go unfortunately.

[@Ganymede.]

@@sphere117gaming and not even just for streamers. I’ve had disgusting things like this happen and I’m not a streamer.

[@kirisu_]

The tommy cam at 27:48 cracked me up lmao, good job Scott!

[@funkymunky7788]

this is the best podcast to listen to while a shell shocked vietnam veteran tells me about his kill count

[@crypticshadows]

and is mildly homosexual

[@Dominicanpunisher]

35:30 it’s crazy to think tommy innit got to meet schlatts mom before ted

[@love4teacups]

The unexpected transition from nursing home Halloween to STD debuff

[@DWKchannel]

Finally someone appreciate the REAL HEROES of chuckle sandwich!! We audio listeners are out here on the grind! This is cut and dry the TRUTH. If not for us the whole chuckle economy would CRUSH! So yeah put THAT in your pipe and smoke it. Also I'm just straight up BONES from all the love.

[@bigmanbarrett6943]

Holy shit Tommy is getting ancient, one could even call him a Husk.

[@radish7155]

Omg like minecraft

[@actuallynotryanstopasking]

Dude, 26:30 to 28:31 is probably my favorite part on this week's episode with "Jaylor Schwift," Ted and special guest TommyInnit!

[@chickennoodles4491]

ludwig put it best, people wanted dream to be ugly, and when he turned out to be good looking, they got even madder and just shat on him on twitter

[@cronkacola]

7:58 Glad to see Tommy answering the questions straight, not dodging the facts

[@zakidewan9906]

Hi

[@dddggg9101]

Ted is the kind of person to become an astronaut and fly out of our solar system with a team and get left behind

[@JingleGob]

Holy shit, you guys have been a great insperation, and I just wanna take this opertunity to thank you so much I’d still be friends with the biggest pricks in school if it weren’t for you, thank you so so so much

[@peehnus6162]

what

[@remedy07]

ok

[@wushiwashi]

plz leave

[@killdear]

parasocial

[@howdidwegethere8105]

@@wushiwashi huh?

[@acethetics3878]

British people be like: “Give Chu’le Sandwich a listen. It’s got TommyInnit in it, innit?”

[@YourBiggestFan333]

Yeah Tommyinnit’s in it innit

[@sluggmom]

I'm not a Tommy fan but anytime I see him he's always so funny and charming. His quick wit and light attitude always add to the vibe, even with people much older.

[@sincerely-insincere]

my favorite part of this godforsaken podcast is how they write down a slightly more outlandish first name for schlatt in the description every episode

[@YourBiggestFan333]

Ha dookie

[@LaurenTheorist]

I forgot to check this episode, thanks! Dookie. 😂 Gosh, I guess they are out of J. names.

[@skye4082]

IVE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS PODCAST FOR AT LEAST A YEAR NOW AND I NEVER REALIZED THAT

[@ROMAN-bi7oi]

i aint gon lie, a video where tommy and wilbur are passing blunts to each other would go hard asf

[@leyspun]

I love how he specifies that he smokes wilbur's weed. like exclusively he just steals wilbur's weed

[@julietteb8938]

less than one minute in and I am already actively regretting all my life decisions anyway great job guys 👍

[@maidstop]

43:30 - That one didn't age well (almost an another instance of Schlatt predicting a tragic event)

[@Spooky_Cat_real]

Not me listening back to the old episodes and hearing this 💀

[@sarema_haoul]

@@Spooky_Cat_real literally 💀

[@Micreathonn]

You already know this is gonna be the most poplular podcast of theirs

[@Micreathonn]

@You must know bro that guys in my school i didnt even know he had a channel till now 💀

[@Tyranicalroomba]

​@@Micreathonn the plot thickens

[@thatwaterriver3824]

why

[@Micreathonn]

@@Tyranicalroomba it really does

[@Micreathonn]

@@thatwaterriver3824 their other tommy podcast was very popular

[@mokey2637]

I am currently revising for a french test while listening wish me luck guys

[@milo.lively]

oui oui

[@makskrajewski6630]

good luck

[@hnestly1355]

good luck and i’m safe and not in a basement rn.

[@GrayFox1950]

@@hnestly1355 I can change that

[@togrulmardiyev2291]

good luck

[@deikay5414]

tommy's sense of humor matured so much from the first episode. this kid is funny. i would box him. EDIT: i take it back. i just got to the incest joke. still gonna box him.

[@juzaplyer]

incest timestamp?

[@mooncheese3146]

Getting a second side of the story is just as funny as the first! Definitely one of my favorite podcasts

[@barneystinson3358]

43:31 : the way the light goes off on Schlatts face when he says kill people

[@camrynzotes]

Love how schlatt and Ted just keep talking when Tommy leaves without even caring lmao

[@fisherisawesome9547]

I can’t believe they got tommy innit on the sleep deprived podcast

[@rickyckl]

The first seconds of this episode were wild! I couldn’t even process it😂

[@YourBiggestFan333]

Your mum could

[@littlewigglyworms]

tommy does so much. his shows, sorry boys, the minecraft videos, the vlogs, random streams, mcc, and other events. hes just a kid, but is so successful.

[@TheFuzzyOcelot]

its really impressive how you guys did the rehearsing and have all the sets setup to perfectly recreate the intro live every single podcast

[@gullagormur]

chuckle sandwich is the only piece of media I've had to to pause during so I could finish laughing to avoid D Y I N G

[@LotusMgO]

So, you're telling me some old new Yorker man saw a skinny teenager dressed as spider man and just said to him *"I killed 65 people in Vietnam. And a snake. It feel from the tree and I cut it in half. Have you ever had snake blood on you kid? And I like boys too."*

[@raexx_]

Yes

[@Chickenwithasideofbuffulowings]

i am tommyinnits goo that he spewed a few years back, i recently have taken life from the sewers tommy had put me in, i have been raised by rats to chew, be cool and spew goo and recently made another squirt and will be documenting my experiences with my squirted brotheren

[@gui7arr]

???

[@reflex7i]

I'll forgive Tommy for being too young to have known Mr. Sark's unlimited bacon dilemma...

[@catwithatophat6638]

this is the perfect podcast to watch while eating at the new jersey applebees

[@torp___5179]

as a new jersey resident and as a new jersey resident that has gone to that same applebees and walmart, i thank tommy inside of that for not talking bad about it

[@Lovcangels]

Dam! Charlie stepping up his game! Love the blonde hair

[@isaacthecold3802]

Thats not Charlie, cant you hear the accent? That is obviously Minx

[@Lovcangels]

@@isaacthecold3802 Whattt no - that’s definitely wilbur

[@alliumsforkaz]

Guys that’s obviously Tubbo

[@katielicheni9451]

As an Aussie, we were supposed to call our teachers Mr/Mrs whatever, but everyone just said "sir" or "miss" and they said it was disrespectful because it's like we didn't know their names. So I guess it's actually less fancy Edit: Tbf it would be like "OI MISS" so I do get it

[@marlinazul7786]

As a New Jersey resident (sadly) I can confirm we have one Walmart and one apple bees

[@SnakierBird]

46:26 the white stuff on chocolate is sugar crystalizing and is absolutely still edible

[@josh3432344]

I worked in a call center and we had a Christian service with us. One day answering calls and this client has a call on a cancelation. I'm getting the info needed and the dude just stops and after a while goes "you ever kill anyone...". It's still one of my most memorable calls...

[@spyguy888]

Tommy talks about Bruce Springsteen like my high school senior English teacher talked about Bruce Springsteen.

[@putriscool]

any true bruce springsteen fan should talk about bruce springsteen that way

[@spyguy888]

@@putriscool fair enough. There’s a somewhat local band called The Clarks near me that does a cover of his song The River that I like a bit more than his but I like all his other stuff.

[@bleeblooboppow]

Tommy: bacon or videogames? Ted: clearly thinking Tommy: pick. Ted: still thinking Tommy: Pick. Ted: still thinking Tommy: bacon or videogames. PICK.

[@karo8917]

It's surreal that I've been here since before the last episode with Tommy was released!

[@warracer03]

awesome podcast as always , but I gotta say I miss the studio. Zoom calls are cool , but the studio was something else

[@someone-338]

April 9th 2004-April 17th 2030 Tommyinnit

[@minecraftbees8850]

tommy’s explanation of meeting schlatts parents sounds like bringing home ur new best friend over after school

[@aspenolive]

Gonna move to Spotify so I can feel loved with Tommy as the official Chuckle Sandwich narrator

[@dracodistortion9447]

46:26 Chocolate doesn't mold. It gets that white stuff but it's edible still. Chocolate has milk in it which means it can spoil but it doesn't really mold

[@ThatCrochetFreak]

26:00 Could you imagine having curse of vanishing/binding on your john? 💀💀💀

[@lazyorca6368]

Watching in 2024, that mention of Wilbur really caught me off guard

[@LillyRose.creates]

6:10 “I’d rather die, than be introduced” 2020 “I’d rather die, than give in to you”

[@revilno]

This is Chuckle Sandwich 2, or Chuckle Week: Online, because of all the people here, and Minx and Tommy are back!

[@crypticshadows]

as an audio listener i’ve never felt so loved

[@lepus9588]

the cut to tommy's blank webcam LOL

[@Orange4004_]

Chocolate doesn’t get moldy, the white stuff on the chocolate is like the fat in the chocolate moving to the surface and crystallizing because it’s been out for so long, completely safe to eat!

[@buzzybuzzbee]

Oh good! I was really sad thinking I'd have to throw away all my chocolate, but now I have a tasty snack to eat while watching the podcast!

[@raexx_]

@@buzzybuzzbee i wish to drown

[@buzzybuzzbee]

@@raexx_ I do as well, lyxxii715, I do as well. Perhaps we could drown together?

[@raexx_]

@@buzzybuzzbeeyes

[@buzzybuzzbee]

@@raexx_ im looking forward to it

[@bambiphone1405]

I love Tommy's ability to be really mature and have deep conversations, and then turn around and be the most chaotic gremlin child ever

[@heatherj2380]

my friend used to work at an A&E in the UK and she said there was a child who came in and was allergic to wasps but had eaten four, so i think maybe it IS a purposeful british activity

[@jacksplendid2174]

My friend was at that mall with me beast he said he heard Tommy but didn’t see him and he got a photo of the back of Nolan’s head and that’s it his uncle also met chandler but he didn’t

[@AIIy3000]

As someone from NJ I can confirm there is only one applebees and only one walmart and they both suck.

[@FunAngelo2005]

To be honest,I am verry confident that Tommy won't die in 2030,and there 2 reasons why: 1.queen Elizabeth and prince phillp were old and near their end,and Tommy is still Young. 2.the loucusts thing just sounds outlandish and if it were to happen,everyone whould be advised to stay inside(I know murder hornets were a thing,but we maneged to survive that one)

[@oyotan]

i'm trying to be an audio listener and i keep taking my phone out of my pocket to see this tiger and whatever else

[@oyotan]

and now i feel very included with how much everyone is talking to me. audio listener on youtube. we exist

[@blipblop_stop3069]

31:50 the background of ted's speaking goes so well

[@awesomestudiossupreme]

you guys have a point :)

[@mayyy_luv]

40:30 lmao this conversation 😭😭

[@jored37]

40:16 This is a charlie-tier chuckle sandwich moment.

[@Jayterial]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while having no sex

[@crypter.6721]

In my opinion, this is one of the funniest episodes. Thank you.

[@purple4044]

33:40 HELP THE GIBI REFRENCE I CANT