Alastor's Jokes (Hazbin Hotel)

[@huh6634]

Vox laughed at something that wasn't supposed to be a joke and that's how it all started between them

[@Tomotasauce]

UH OH

[@derpinthehorizon3496]

aroace spotted hello there

[@huh6634]

@@derpinthehorizon3496 well, demi in both but still! The spectrum. Hello back!

[@Mohammedamine9.]

​@@Tomotasaucewould you make an abridged version of the songs?

[@LOLrpop]

@@huh6634 AYYY a fellow Demi 😂

[@pawtonsansders985]

“Alastor has no friends” Rosie: **Am I a joke to you?**

[@daviddanczyk2638]

Alastor: "Let me think, Yes!"

[@SonicTheHedgehog38478]

Mimzy has JOIND THE CHAT

[@Code_Eye]

"maybe"

[@mayracordero382]

That is a funny line

[@emmaloopra5428]

shes one of his *other friends*

[@Jonathan_Collins]

Alastor has so much charisma that he continues to fool an entire fandom into thinking he’s secretly a good person.

[@I..AM_STEVE-x2r]

Nah we just simp for him

[@roxycauldwell544]

Alastor Simp Supremacy

[@apersonthatsucksatnames1133]

​@@I..AM_STEVE-x2rWorth

[@AllFiery]

But he is a good person. He can be fixed!

[@Ahhcommitment]

@@I..AM_STEVE-x2rFRRRRR

[@blooexeofficial]

"Well, I'm gonna slap you" "Wait wha-" "AAAAAAÆHHHHHH"

[@abasalk6843]

“Still worth it”

[@MyMediaOnYT]

"I will slap your bitch ass so hard the fandom won't be able to recognize you" IM WHEEZING

[@paulalcock6735]

Æ

[@theraccoonnamedriver-bvn]

"AAAAAAÆHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[@Mylifeartwork14]

0:52 loll

[@sid7906]

Dad Jokes: more effective at destroying Overlords than angelic weapons

[@Xoracious]

Strange how he didn't use that on Adam.

[@Dual2212]

​@@Xoracioussilly yt person, u don't tell jokes to birds.

[@Xoracious]

@@Dual2212 What about against Lucifer?

[@Dual2212]

@@Xoracious u mean the guy who constantly has clown makeup on, decorates everything with a circus motif, and is a genuine dad Let me ask u something… where do u think Alastor got his jokes from?

[@Xoracious]

@@Dual2212 Okay, fine.

[@stripesthewriter9298]

The song “Hell’s Greatest Dad” was actually supposed to be just Lucifer singing, but then Alastor heard “Usually I charge a sacrificial lamb, but you get the family rate”, which is an objectively funny line, and he absolutely lost his shit because a new challenger had appeared in his hotel.

[@Ami-Derps-VA]

Alastor has never felt so threatened in his lifE

[@denizwithz9589]

"HE NOT ONLY DID STOLE MY CANE CHARISMA, BUT ALSO MY FUNNY PERSONALITY"

[@sillierestsilly]

it was also because of the cane

[@biscoitochapado2489]

BLOW MIND

[@ShadowDream2008]

LOL

[@lycandre]

Husk: Not funny Alastor: 🕒 Husk: Worth it 😍

[@nkirukaj2384]

lol they’re radio dials

[@beybrain7896]

​@@nkirukaj2384There isn't an emoji for that, though.

[@MiraculouslyUnique]

@@nkirukaj2384I lowkey didn’t know this! I thought it was a clock hand too😭

[@LucidSki]

Are we just... Not gonna talk about how Husk gets horny after saying "Worth it"?

[@robloxepic_noob]

📻

[@lovelyrosii]

"That was funny." 'Damn straight.' had me vertically rolling in my chair

[@LolbitIsMyLover]

Damn straight

[@skeletalkilljoy]

so you just started fuckin levitating no way me too

[@Novadoee]

REAL IM WHEEZING

[@edadragneel1569]

“I will slap your bitch ass so hard, even the fandom won’t be able to recognize you” 🤣🤣

[@breadplayer1133]

"You're not funny."

[@No1IrohaFan]

Alastor just straight up threatening people that dont like his dad jokes seems legit to me (Also this seems to be referencing Alastor’s dad jokes gag from one the livestreams! Love it)

[@JenTilly96]

Yes it's probably referencing the streams because some of the Dad jokes used in this video the old VA said them.

[@krabman2889]

Hunicast lol

[@HannahTrädegård]

Oh no! You called them dad jokes! You're next! 😰😱

[@No1IrohaFan]

@@HannahTrädegård WAIT WHAT NOOOOOO

[@gracekim1998]

Wait where can I find this stream? 😂 I want to be able to make Alastor do ‘old timey puns’

[@mushroomroyalty]

“Worth it.” - Famous last words.

[@jasminkrieger8464]

This husker is more brave

[@Totallynota_Gh0st]

"I'm going to do some creepy shit with my neck now!" "Hi catboy!"

[@wowitsapersonn]

“i’m going to slap you!” “wait wh- OOAOJOHOHOSOHOSOSÄŒÛOO”

[@Mysticshadow6748]

😂

[@B.E.E.F..B.O.S.S]

So worth saying that

[@ARandomPersonDoesArt]

“I’ma do some creepy sh*t with my neck now.” *snaps his own neck* “sup cat boy.” 😂 This is amazing Tomota

[@eatatjoes6751]

The snapping noise kills me.

[@courtneyoreilly5913]

Imagine that's how he died? He broke his neck. I know that's not how he died. But it's still a funny concept

[@ARandomPersonDoesArt]

@@courtneyoreilly5913 I mean that would explain that he’s able to just snap his neck whenever

[@ampersandfr]

@@courtneyoreilly5913my theory is that when he got shot he fell forwards into the hole he was digging and broke his neck which is why he can do that

[@courtneyoreilly5913]

@@ampersandfr makes sense actually

[@DanGamingFan2406]

I can totally see Alastor having done all that to the overlords just because they didn't like his dad jokes. I love how no matter how petty or ridiculous his actions here, it feels like something that would happen in the actual show. He is the perfect character for these dubs.

[@watershipup7101]

You can say that again.

[@Tomotasauce]

Thank you! Alastor is definitely my favorite character to do in these dubs😂

[@waterbullstudios9195]

Most definitely.

[@Lazypantsj]

​@@Tomotasauce you do a great job

[@mayracordero382]

Alastor is a wonderful and funny character.

[@bad-girl-coventhe-owl-club1119]

The fact that Husk can see right through fake personalities and claims that Alastor only makes dad jokes. He knows the secret about him, he probably spent $50K on a shady animation maybe lol.

[@TheDarkLordoftheSiff]

Alastor: did you just make a funny joke?

[@bandicootmaon5979]

Would explain why he commited 50 k in damages at the market

[@Chic_gurlsunskie]

@@bandicootmaon5979nu-uh you didn’t watch the other vids, the one with Zestial

[@Moonlight.Howlings.666]

People started to forget who Alastor really is, so they decided to remind us. The fact that Husk was fully shaking at the end makes me feel so bad for him. 😢

[@ShoukoNishimiya17]

Finally someone who understands that and that someone who isn't blind! He is psychopath! He is brilliant actor! Thats what psychopaths do Some even said the nonsense that Vivzie made cannon comic where Al saved some stranger like what? I always watch Vivzie and no cannon comic only fanmade comics mainly it would go against his character so like what?

[@sundalosketch4769]

@@ShoukoNishimiya17 It doesn't actually go against his character, she's stated that Alastor has a specific moral code which includes: 1. Having a softer bias for women and kids (he thinks of the majority of men as brutes and thus is more friendly with women, hence Mimzy) 2. Has a peev against horrible, abusive or deadbeat parents (which could partly explain his reaction towards Lucifer) 3. Is a mama's boy (might tie into 1.) Though take this with a grain of salt, i'm unsure if this got changed or completely removed from canon, but it seems to fit well with what we've seen in the show, like the examples i've made. Doesn't make him a good person, but it's cool to see the nuance of a monstrous human being.

[@jamesnieves5673]

@@sundalosketch4769It just makes him a person. He’s probably the most realistic character in the show.

[@theonewhosellspeace]

​@rachelgardnerray9977 the comic WAS official tho, it was on the official HH website along with the Angel Dust one

[@The-Coven-Head]

"Sup cat boy." Why is that so funny 🤣 1:19

[@foxking2692]

Bro the sound is just ahhhhhhhhhhh

[@comandeo2443]

"Oh you guys go on ahead, I'm gonna do some creepy sh%t with my neck now! :D" **LOUD AHH CRACK** "s u p c a t b o i"

[@ItzCleoPlayz]

"What do you get from a pampered cow? SPOILED MILK" "I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me!" The Nostalgia of the Pilot cast hits hard 😭

[@Tomotasauce]

I KNOOOW I miss them

[@ARandomPersonDoesArt]

OHHH I THOUGHT I HEARD THAT JOKE FORM SOMEWHERE OTHER THEN MY DAD

[@ItzCleoPlayz]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SirStarKat]

“I decided to sell my vaccum cleaner because, it was just gathering dust!” “…That’s what they do, dude.”

[@ARandomPersonDoesArt]

@@SirStarKat “oh Ashley!” “Oh, what Al?” “Can February march?” … “No, but April May!”

[@_Kai-is-in-the-walls_]

Al: CAUSING YOU TO BE WRITTEN OUT OF *SEASON TWO* Husk: That was funny…👍🏽 SAVE MY POOR CAT BOY😭🙏

[@sabschatz]

its too late, he got his ass slapped so hard he was written out of season 2

[@_Kai-is-in-the-walls_]

@@sabschatz NOOOO😭😭

[@trevisjenkins370]

​@@sabschatz OH NOOO-

[@AlexNightmare20]

IM IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS, THAT ENDING GOT ME- “The fandom won’t even be able to recognize you, causing you to be written out of season 2!”

[@A_daughter_of_Neptune]

"Just because you tied me up doesn't mean I'm going to laugh" that got me that literally got me 0:53

[@Jse.Jay101]

THIS IS A REF TO THE ORGINAL CAST AND THE LEMONS

[@Tomotasauce]

MUAHAHAHA

[@MrUNnice]

Could ya explain it?

[@Jse.Jay101]

Back in 2019-2020 the original cast (before the recent) from the characters of hazbin, the team would stream and share their ideas and play with the characters voices and ALASTOR was good for his dad jokes

[@TheSpookychick]

Check out the HuniCast streams!

[@purrsianplays]

This fits Alastor too well 😂. He even sings about his love of “cracking an old timey pun” in Dad Beat Dad.

[@drakethedragoneer9270]

Husk: YOU'RE NOT FUNNY! Alastor:... Husk: worth it

[@kel9609]

Nahhhhh not the Verbalase reference at 1:37

[@SorielHDTBers]

I didn’t even notice until you said that.

[@alastors_cane]

"sup cat boy?" TOMOTA NEVER CEASE TO MAKE ME COUGH MY LUNGS OUT

[@No1IrohaFan]

WOAH SAME PFP

[@alastors_cane]

@@No1IrohaFan WOAH THAT LOOKS WEIRD!! IT FEELS LIKE IM REPLYING TO MYSELF

[@No1IrohaFan]

@@alastors_cane I KNOW RIGHT

[@Brax-2143]

⁠@@No1IrohaFanThe voices got to him…

[@No1IrohaFan]

@@Brax-2143 What voices? I don’t know what you’re talking about…😃

[@LunarIsHere_]

0:47 Alastor: I used to hate facial hair, but, then it grew on me! [[???]]: Look man, just because you tied me up doesn't mean it's gonna be funny- Alastor: Oh! Well then, Im going to slap you! [[???]]: Wait wha- *AUEHGHHGAUH*

[@timwoodhouse688]

Husk:"That was funny." Me and Al:"Damn straight".

[@fluffycat2728]

1:13 everything past here is PURE GOLD 😭❤

[@Ieditthingsalot]

“I was at the hellmart causing 50,000 dollars worth in damages thats a lot of money so i was gone for a while”💀

[@Your_Silly_Goober]

*Insert Verbalase 50k hazbin hotel video.mp4*

[@RazeLuvFelix]

THE COMMENT I WAS LOOKING FOR

[@sonnynova6138]

Stop

[@Your_Silly_Goober]

@@sonnynova6138 Why? Can you not comprehend the power you’d wield 50 THOUSAND dollars?

[@zxxls0]

2:08 UELP😭

[@Mszflyex]

I will slap you so hard, even the fandom won’t recognize you and will write u out of season2!

[@X_VESHREMYFAN29]

1:19 the way his neck cracked killed me💀

[@Ami-Derps-VA]

I'm sure that would be instant death for anyone-

[@Pr3tty_R4v3_G1rl]

This gives me huni cast vibes Absolute legend We need a whole episode where it's just Alastor being a dad

[@samhaddad7456]

Husk: Hey, Alastor. I'm worried- Alastor: Hi, worried. I'm Alastor! Husk: Can you be a least be a bit more creative? Alastor: No can do! I'm Alastor!

[@MannyLagrana]

"i pulled a few limbs to A HA HA HA" Average alastor joke

[@Gold6240]

That's why Alastor's mad with Lucifer, he doesn't like his dad jokes...

[@overlordmgcover2262]

Well. I do believe Alastor was indeed visiting every Hellmart and causing 50.000$ in damages but Husker isn't entirely wrong. A demon of Alastor's talents surely had some multitasking going on during these 7 years.

[@adriennegenthe319]

Husk: hey red boy Alastor: *literally snaps his on neck* Also Alastor: sup cat boy?

[@eatatjoes6751]

The neck snap sound killed me. And I honestly wish this actually was the reason why he left…probably gonna be a lot more sad and pants-shittingly terrifying, though, but still. Him being *that* petty about dad jokes is something I could visualize real easy.

[@damieny8526]

I love the idea of a universe where Alastor's Dad Jokes from Hunicast actually reflect his character

[@Fr00glet]

"I already TOLD you, Husker- I was at the hellmart, causing 50,000 dollars in damages! 😠 That's a lot of money, so I was out a while 🙄"

[@joshthehammerheadshark7350]

1:49 uh-oh.

[@MAXYOURCAT]

SHI-

[@EUREKKA11924]

husker: that was funny alastor: damn straight. I DIED LAUGHING WHAAAAT

[@Pinkfox02]

I love the Honey cast dad joke reference because his OG voice actor always had Alastor telling dad jokes

[@S4N0RI_]

GLAD TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED OML

[@Vesper_Animated]

Love the reference from one of the lives before the pilot even came out. 0:31

[@lykanaslupus]

Alastor cracking dad jokes has been a staple in the community since the days of Hunicast and I am greatful to see the return.

[@fabbroanna]

0:59 You disrespect the radio demon, he will slap you into the next plate of existence 😂😂😂😂

[@FoggyMemoryProductions]

I got one: What did the person who didn't laugh at Alastor's joke say? Oh Deer.

[@courtneyoreilly5913]

Husk: "Ur not funny." Alastor: 🕒👄🕒

[@stellafanders]

That was some insane build up, man! First introducing your Alastor as this jokster who only tells dad jokes and not even good ones! Only to terrify us with that response to Husk! Another awesome video! I love to see your growth, have been following you for over a year now

[@errr6931]

(1:44) LOVE IT!,

[@akumukirihoko]

Al: Damn straight. Husk: Actually no, pan.

[@___Lumina___]

Holy shit that Angel impression is spot on

[@Tomotasauce]

Really? I wanna get better but I honestly didn't think I did too well😢 But thank you!

[@___Lumina___]

@@Tomotasauce you’ll get better the more you voice him but you nailed the way he talks! It wouldn’t matter if you nailed the impression if you spoke in a way that seemed out of character. You managed to nail his character!

[@eatatjoes6751]

@@___Lumina___ Yeah. All of his impressions are good, but Alastor freaks me out because it’s pretty close.

[@Verixius]

2:05 "OUT OF SEASON TWO" That hit different

[@noahhughes2348]

0:36 anyone realized that Alastor had said this Joke on HuniCast?

[@SorielHDTBers]

I noticed immediately.

[@HisuianMonke]

2:11 ORAS!! how nostalgic.

[@Everyoneneedsafriend]

ALASTOR! I love you tomota! Thanks for everything!

[@yesyas6644]

1:19 *CRACk* “Sup CatBoy” I’m dead 💀💀

[@1The_Silliest_G00se1]

Husk: "that was funny" Al: " *damn straight.* "

[@Smh-academy]

1:06 luz .

[@Gemstone_Wcue134]

“You’re not funny.” -Famous last words from husker

[@transenby42622]

The idea that instead of killing Overlords Alastor just slaps them into the next plane of existence is absolutely hilarious, and I love the call-back! (Although one must now question why he didn't just slap those pesky birds...)

[@ThePurple628]

The fact the jokes were from that Hunicast when Ed did them as Alastor is 10/10 ❤

[@beingweirdisnormal1404]

This taught me that: I'd be safe from Alastor, because I like dad jokes. Comforting!

[@JeffersonTehCat]

Husker: you’re not funny Alastor: *glass shatter sound effect*

[@MollyDollyy774]

1:24 Just our favourite jokester snapping his neck to turn to Husker, Alastor's a funny guy^^

[@ginamckenzie9022]

😂

[@smiliie]

MIMZY

[@PurpleGuy661]

You were first 👍

[@TheStorytellerShift]

Oh man, I love it when people do this kind of thing, it makes everything funnier 😂😂 Sometimes the voiceover is better than the actual thing, sometimes

[@ashurnonaurbiz2968]

1:12 “Well I’m double dead” Love the reference to the pilot episode 😂

[@oIliecheez]

"where am i gonna go? to *double* hell?"

[@darkreflection9087]

2:14 was it though

[@gregthegorilla516]

This is my favourite abridged channel

[@trillionplayz1794]

"You disrespect the radio demon, you het SLAPPED into the next plane of existence" got me dyin😂

[@Ovliss]

“That was funny” “Damn straight” HAD ME DEAD

[@rosemcgold6373]

"I gonna do some creepy shit with my neck now" *that broke me-*

[@thecyanworld7095]

"What is the point of making a cover story if no one listens?!?" I feel you Alastor (maybe).

[@sophiemusicmaster1079]

funny enough this is ironically accurate/true because the original voice actor of Alastor Edword Brock would say dad jokes in his voice in livestreams called hunicast and the creator would say that he would do that. you literally called it on this one congrats dude😆

[@Jupiter.71]

*neck crack* "sup cat boy." and husk: "that was funny" al: "damn strait" sent me- dude your dubs never fail

[@peppermintplushy]

Yes!!!! Alastor is amazing!!!! 🦌

[@callofthechickens1666]

WAIT NIFTY LAUGHS WITH ALASTOR ALL THE TIME THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

[@acedreamer2004]

I don’t know what everyone’s problem is. Al’s jokes are KILLER!

[@d4gg3rm0th]

"T-that was funny 😀" "Damn straight 😼" LMAOOO

[@ridleysage]

It's giving old school abridged series and I REQUIRE MORE

[@Tomotasauce]

*Laughs in mystery*

[@orionnosaurusadventures819]

Dang Alastor was so mad that his cursing didn’t get blurred

[@peurelulum2000]

"That was funny"... "Damn straight."

[@SadieTakenbybff]

At 2:08, bruh, that was something I would say Husk: That was funny Alastor: damn straight 😂😂😂😂 lol

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

Did you hear the joke about the car that ran out of gasoline? - Eh, nevermind, it doesn't go anywhere. Now the joke about the airplane! - Nah, it'd go right over your head.

[@dominikdickey1876]

Hey, on the subject of airplanes, do you think invisible planes will ever become popular? Cause I just can't see them taking off!

[@VancityMerc319]

“Oh you guys go on! I’m going to do some creepy shit worth my neck now!” Also this version of Alastor is fucking hilarious! Keep it up!!

[@Mr-Mad-VR]

You’ve just earned a new subscriber

[@Quizzez_n_memes]

“Sip cat boi-“ 😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@isabellareynolds7030]

Husk: UR NOT FUNNY! Alister: 👿 Husk: Worth it!

[@Liv-ze7iu]

Tomotosuace has this distinctive aggressive laugh that gets me every time 😂

[@Igor_Dust414]

Oh my god😂 I love it Edward Bosco's HuniCast Dad Jokes😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@LaissezFairyWriter]

Wow, your Angel is so spot on, I thought it was the actual voice clip.

[@NeuviIlette]

the reason alastor always smiles is because he always tells jokes in his mind and can't help laughing at them out loud

[@nuclearcatbaby1131]

That's actually what I do

[@silvaguy7059]

I not sure if it was intentional or not but I love to reference to Hunicast when Alastor made a bunch of dad jokes, and this video was hilariously great too.

[@alastor-cat]

0:28 there was a wendigo 😱

[@GornMelee]

Damn that’s funny cause I just made a wendigo Phonk song on my channel

[@JennaRasinski]

Husker- That was funny Alastor- Dame straight it was Made me die 😂😂😂😂

[@EvanThatGuy1]

I just saw the post and this came out lol Edit: 1:38 huh… 50K eh? Sounds… nevermind

[@alaricgregory5878]

Uhmmm a guy use 50k on a uhm a sussy video

[@Lucie-Is-Sleeping]

Yah imagine what you can do with 50k

[@androsias3354]

Loving it, as always! Hope to see more Angel Dust in the future, too.