Ten Illegal Things To Do In London

[@cosmicwire6356]

"I only date bad boys" _We flew a kite in a public place_

[@toomuchiridium]

Don't forget the *p a p a p a p a pa pa pa p a*

[@im1indonesian]

@@toomuchiridium we flew a kite in a puuublic place

[@ausernameiguess7058]

@@marinaaguas9219 legal. legal. illegal!

[@amannaikwade3118]

😂😂😂

[@efk21]

we 🧍‍♂️flew☁️ a 🔧kite 🪁in ⬇️a 🌀public📯 placeee☂️ we🐭 flew🪴a🔌kite🎈in🦄a🔅puuuublicccc 🤠 place📒

[@Mohammed-bd7ql]

London police: - He's just firing a cannon, that'll be 200 pounds sir. - Holy fooking sweet Mary that guy is shaking a doormat! Arrest him!

[@ryanred1525]

That’s England for you

[@arandomsupra]

I'm American but I really want to know the reason for these laws

[@weemasseyman]

@@arandomsupra I don't think any1 knows tbh

[@gasimoos3105]

@@arandomsupra The UK, primarily England is an old old country, and back then they served purpose.

[@tuluppampam]

@@arandomsupra IIRC in California it is illegal for single women to skydive on Sundays

[@thestickiestman]

When you commit multiple crimes and post it on KZbin but still get away with it.

[@AB-rg1kb]

SovietYakko error

[@badasstrapbass2313]

and then get 9 million views

[@enzo1107]

Alinity in a nutshell

[@AB-rg1kb]

Enzo yep couldn’t agree more

[@zetjet9901]

Nice profile, SovietYakko

[@euhm]

My favourite one is an American law: It is illegal to tie an alligator to a flagpole in Texas. That means someone in history wrestled an alligator, dragged it to a flagpole and then tied it on the flagpole, before they made it illegal to do so.

[@N4ut1lusSplatoon]

But it says Texas so you can do it in other states-

[@pineapplesandwich3906]

Damn well guess Texas isn’t so great after all

[@euhm]

Apparently there are some more involving alligators; It is illegal to tie an alligator to a fire hydrant in Louisiana and Florida. In Florida it is also illegal to tie your pet elephant, goat or alligator to a parking meter.

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

@@N4ut1lusSplatoon i mean, good luck forcing Florida to not do that.

[@Kasiarzynka]

@@euhm That would suggest that it is perfectly legal to tie an elephant to a fire hydrant, when you put them side by side. I can kinda understand the fire hydrant thing, though. I've seen photos where firefighters broke windows in a car parking directly in front of a fire hydrant, to pull the hose(?) through it. The car owner was also fined for blocking the way. In a video, a firefighter explained/showed that had they ran it over, under or around the car, there is a risk of it bending in a way that would block/slow down the water flaw and that is crucial to putting out fire. What I don't understand is why they didn't just use "(dangerous) animals" in those lawmakings. I mean you could technically tie a crocodile to a flagpole, no?

[@grz782]

Her: I only date bad boys These guys:

[@Sarah-cp4lp]

Mama I'm in love with a criminal

[@hordenotnathan8387]

Lmao

[@the-bruh.cum5]

Girls can you explain the bad boys thing

[@deadlyfarriswheel]

@@the-bruh.cum5 I can't because I'm not straight...

[@hacked2813]

@@the-bruh.cum5 ikr where will they get the money to live later?

[@thelegendaryjermo]

When are we getting the full song of “we flew a kite in a public place”.

[@rory8182]

Why is this not more recognised?

[@NetheriteMiner]

+1

[@Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ]

I made it for ya. sorry for the _extremely_ bad quality

[@simenjorissen5357]

@@Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ where?

[@had0j]

TODAY

[@masonallen297]

There's something about watching grown men laugh hysterically while drawing a beard on the queen that makes me want to do it too.

[@floppydisksareop]

Spockify the Canadian 5$ instead,

[@Underwhelmed]

Why is there only two replies on a 1.2k comment?

[@araryan2390]

@@Underwhelmed idk . but don't worry , i made it three .

[@Underwhelmed]

AR Aryan ay thank you. I made it four.

[@araryan2390]

@@Underwhelmed you are welcome , made it five

[@nootynooby9937]

Being drunk in a pub is the weirdest law ever.

[@naunau311]

It's actually "in a public place whether in a building or not, or any licensed premises". It's probably a law to help the police help bar/store owners get rid of annoying drunk customers.

[@emilyjanet455]

Old Tom Scott has such a wildly different vibe than current Tom Scott.

[@declaniii6324]

Not that different to recent Matt and tom

[@Tibromatic]

Old Tom Scott is actually the young Tom Scott. Current Tom Scott is the Slightly Older Tom Scott.

[@filip9587]

Old/Young Tom Scott: Let's mess about like pubescent teens! New/Old Tom Scott: Let's talk about the deep meaning of life itself.

[@graceful-not1423]

@@filip9587 yes. this exactly.

[@stillagamer3603]

You should check out his channel Matt and Tom

[@ozark7834]

I've never imagined in my entire life that my favourite youtuber, Tom Scott, could be such a criminal.

[@Ordlnary_Gamer]

well

[@aoarashi3025]

666th like!

[@H33333]

such a rapscallion

[@sirkeysemiro]

you've been hit by, you've been struck by-

[@H33333]

@@sirkeysemiro A Smooth Tommy!

[@spacestationnick2810]

British police: what’s your emergency? Victim: somebody whacked me with a salmon, played a ding dong ditch on me, and flew a kite in the park across the street! Police: DISPATCH WE NEED ALL UNITS NOW NOW NOW

[@Casperlasperdasper.]

*me,dropping the song on iTunes* Wha- Popo:oh god we gotta let this go. *plays song on full volume: WE FLEW A KITE IN A PUBLIC PLACE~* Popo:AHHH HE’S TOO STRONG EVERYONE OUT!!!

[@thesuperginge1348]

Keep back! He's shaking his doormat! Sir, it's alright. It's 7:59, so it's-ooohhh god!

[@woodenhoe]

everyone? EVERYONE!!

[@bozozium]

While sliding on ice

[@nzlemming]

Look out! He's got a cannon!

[@alexflosho]

We flew a kite in a public place We flew a kite in a puuublic place

[@thatgeorgianguy2]

Police: *YOU FLEW A KITE IN PUBLIC PLACE? NOW YOU PAY THE FINE!* Me: Can I pay with the defaced notes?

[@yinyang1217]

Police: *insert some stupid anime surprised picture*

[@kreyzgr5167]

@@yinyang1217 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "*STUPID*" YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

[@itsikolia]

შემოგევლე

[@yinyang1217]

@@fubuki.pershinge1 +1 for that one

[@ananonymoususer8098]

Then pay with your blood!

[@123four...]

I like how shaking a doormat after 8am has a more severe penalty than firing a cannon within 300 yards of a house

[@samsulalam6263]

lmfao exactly

[@Inkyminkyzizwoz]

*than

[@LackOfCreativiT]

@@Inkyminkyzizwoz shut up

[@Inkyminkyzizwoz]

@@LackOfCreativiT But it IS 'than' - 'then' indicates sequence!

[@maksimovich09]

@@Inkyminkyzizwoz this isn't a spelling bee

[@theendlessking3196]

Prisoner: What are you in prison for? Me: I shook a doormat in the street after 8am.

[@winniejung]

omg that would be so stupid 👁️👄👁️

[@Louis-B-53]

Prisoner: what are you in prison for? Me: I held a salmon suspiciously

[@vampirethespiderbatgod9740]

@@winniejung omg you're so smart

[@Skulldude-yj9kg]

Don’t ask or criticise it

[@memesteak6976]

U cant go to prison for any of these you know

[@EnormousPurpleGarden]

I think my favourite London law is the one against wearing "an outrageous double ruff," which I believe is also from the Metropolitan Police Act 1839.

[@youwerethere]

To me sounds more like some Elizabethian law. Probably repealed since then though, probably in Jacobean times.

[@cham1763]

Inmate: So what you in jail for? Me: I fLeW a KiTE iN a pUBliC pLaCe Inmate: Oh damn

[@pianoguy9300]

Damn thats good

[@otto5173]

Sub Me Pls

[@therubbishpicture9665]

@Otto No, I don’t think I will.

[@not1980]

Otto no, i don’t think i will

[@moonie6698]

Otto No, I don’t think I will

[@Phazon8058MS]

"Sliding on snow is illegal." *Confused Canadian noises.*

[@AlexandreJWKlaus]

me visiting london in winter after living in the land of snow, free healtcare and friendliness "oh no forgive me for sliding down this hill"

[@TheRealMtnDewMike]

And American noises

[@mg-sp5ou]

@@AlexandreJWKlaus where do you live? I'm moving😳

[@AlexandreJWKlaus]

@@mg-sp5ou just avoid toronto and the GTA like the plague, unless you wanna be the butt of all other canadians jokes, not gonna say for privacy reasons

[@mg-sp5ou]

@@AlexandreJWKlaus oh, okay then. I'll study hard to be able to move to Canada

[@IronicBee]

"Welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are you?" "I flew a kite in a public place" "So?" "In London" "Right this way sir"

[@bidoof_]

*slips on ice cube

[@raviolihotdog105]

i cannot tell if ur salty spitoon is a coincidence or not but robodaddy much?

[@Robert_McGarry_Poems]

@@raviolihotdog105 Sounds more like slippery stair.

[@raviolihotdog105]

@@Robert_McGarry_Poems i mean slippery things are good things

[@jubair5605]

“Welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are you?” “How tough am I? How tough am I? I shook a doormat in the street” “Yes, So?” “After 8 AM in England” “Right this way. Sorry to keep you wait”

[@asylumskp4391]

0:38 The average UK citizen breaks this law like twice a day

[@gordonfreeman2715]

"Handling salmon in suspicious ways" "POLICE, IS THAT F***ING FISH JENGA" "NO!" *shoves it over*

[@soupmug]

When will Sam upload again...

[@thehonque8448]

@@soupmug never

[@ericshun3164]

Ok Sam o nella

[@jamesharding3459]

@@thehonque8448 and you know this how?

[@thehonque8448]

@@jamesharding3459 its a joke

[@myukunigunde8372]

Me: *pays penalty for defacing money* Me: *pays with defaced money* Policeman: °•°

[@CavCave]

Underrated comment

[@hilal_younus]

😂

[@skyclaw]

Defacing the image of the Queen is technically treason. You can still be beheaded for it. NB: Nothing in this comment is true.

[@jackjoyce1744]

Oi, you have a loisense for that!!!

[@collision5904]

@@jackjoyce1744 nah mate I left it in the bloody chippy.

[@uwu-pe2nt]

This is like a “10 things to do in London” for chaotic evil people

[@t6amygdala]

no it's chaotic neutral

[@clowdyglasses]

no it's chaotic chaos

[@IrvingIV]

Chaotic awful

[@mattiviljanen8109]

Most certainly not "lawful evil". Uh, wait.

[@jamesfinch9987]

Chaotic Dumbass

[@lunavixen015]

For the cannon one, it also involves blank shots (without a cannonball). The shockwave from the sound could potentially shatter windows

[@caitlinmorris5064]

I love how it's only salmon getting handled in a suspicious manner that's illegal, but not other fish

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

Salmon was more valuable and thus a bigger target for poaching

[@noneofyourbeeswax01]

Salmon were generally from rivers owned by the toffs, commoners in possession of Salmon was thus always deemed a bit, erm... fishy...

[@ajthepoppunkkid8415]

It was expanded at some point recently to include trout. And another kind of fish, but I’ve forgotten which.

[@-nameless--uc9zw]

It's like it happened before....

[@thefoxmoonlight]

racism

[@red1monster_]

Tom in 2020 : Talks about serious issues and intresting things from around the world Tom in 2013 : 1:55

[@the711devin4]

1:43

[@薇vern]

I only just tealized Tom is actually weirdly short haha

[@aperson4565]

“We flew kite in a public place”

[@stm7810]

Tom in 2020: My unlicensed hovercraft bar is technically legal.

[@UnknownBeast41]

1:17

[@hose5257]

Fun fact! This was originally an episode on "Euopes most wanted" but was never aired due too it being to graphic and horrible to be shown publicly.

[@blueroses6305]

We flew a kite in a public place

[@Conklin03]

Ive never been to Euope, what's it like?

[@Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ]

@@Conklin03 well you're not allowed to carry a plank of wood, for starters.

[@Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ]

@mmuted ah yes midnight gang

[@nix.i]

@@Conklin03 rain

[@Lucroq]

Thank you so much for not taking this down. I can't tell you how many youtubers I love (and will nonetheless always support) have deleted their old videos and how much it pains me to not be able to relive that one specific memory once it comes up. Truly this is history. Thank you for being you

[@Shiver.1235]

Imagine this scene in jail: “Ay bro why u here” “I killed 20 men and robbed 11 banks and 23 jewellery shops” “Oh uh cool” “What about you?” “I flew A kite in a public place”

[@saturnisgay69]

*GASP* GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU MONSTER! THAT IS THE WORST CRIME TO EVER BE COMMITTED!

[@_Mars555._.]

I shaked a doormat

[@_Mars555._.]

@@saturnisgay69 ah another one of us

[@saturnisgay69]

@@_Mars555._. bi five :) ✋

[@_Mars555._.]

@@saturnisgay69 ✋

[@diegodekruif3772]

We flew a kite in a public place needs a full version

[@AnnaMaria-bb6ze]

Tom

[@v-vanilla5259]

it has one

[@v-vanilla5259]

look it up

[@yoro__33]

There is one

[@benni1015]

It sounds like Rosenrot from Rammstein

[@Viewer2812]

Let's be honest, we all want the full version of 'We flew a kite in a public place'.

[@WindyThatLovesLivestreaming]

It exists.

[@Viewer2812]

@@WindyThatLovesLivestreaming Legit?

[@WindyThatLovesLivestreaming]

@@Viewer2812 yes

[@cheddaska1231]

@@WindyThatLovesLivestreaming w h e r e i need the link

[@TheRestnCat]

someone remixed it. just write: "We flew a kite in a public place song" and an Remix appears.

[@testdasi]

Since I watch this almost 10 years later, the question is: what's the statute of limitation on these crimes? And if someone steals salmon sushi from Wasabi, does it count as handling salmon suspiciously?

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Billie Eilish: I'm the bad guy Tom and Matt: Hold our plank

[@DForre6040]

Bruh, u r literally everywhere

[@wetowl6239]

I saw u some where

[@calitreesweet]

Hold my sALmOn

[@saulo4302]

@@calitreesweet Tom and Matt: **Throw salmon at Billie Eilish's face** - Now it's illegal!

[@NicknamingName]

kite*

[@JBlooey]

When will We Flew A Kite in a Public Place drop on iTunes?

[@eggsaww]

ikr?

[@vulgarven0m]

I want it to xD

[@westrim]

When the wind dies, of course.

[@jameszeller9129]

westrim or when they have to pay £200

[@froo5667]

2019

[@lazycake977]

All fun ‘n games ‘till you hear Elizabeth say: “OFF WITH THEIR HEADS”

[@vatsalmehta477]

Reference to henry VIII?

[@김준희-g9z]

Alice in Wonderland?

[@stordoy]

@@vatsalmehta477 reference to her sister

[@walkwithmeEU]

I could hear her say in her voice

[@dahoodinie3950]

That is a sound that I never heard for years

[@JL-fp1oe]

“Mr Scott you and your associate are under arrest for breaking 10 laws how do you both plead” “Not guilty” “Mr Scott you posted the evidence on KZbin”

[@LeoStep93]

well, technically they broke only 9 of those, the cannon was not in fact fired! Drop all the charges!

[@radmarshmallowanimations7084]

Imagine The Queen just on KZbin scrolling through things as you do ,and then just seeing this

[@kakaMoBobo]

But what would stop her

[@Eat_The_Rich142]

@Francis Cerbo wait why??

[@No-jh4bq]

Death sentence

[@johnross5098]

Off with their heads!

[@vigournation3793]

I am your 666th Liker.

[@sayantansaha1976]

I wouldn't even know this was an 8 year old video if I didn't see the timestamp. Tom Scott has actually found the fountain of youth.

[@sheefa25]

Typical youtube algorithm. But tom was way ahead of our time

[@onyxzheng347]

He’s been looking both 25 and 50 for 10 years

[@VoidKing666]

♾

[@Robert_McGarry_Poems]

@@onyxzheng347 He's... _Forever Tom._

[@garyenkwong1683]

Damn I did not see that coming

[@teeguner]

Ok but what the HELL happened for them to be like "ok that's it no more handling salmon suspiciously" in 1986?

[@beek.4860]

There’s got to be a great story behind most of these laws. I just know it.

[@kamikamkamm]

Someone probably held a salmon suspiciously duh

[@davidhildebrandt7812]

The salmon act is about salmon poaching. The handling under suspicious circumstances part of it penalised doing anything salmon you have reason to believe has been poached

[@beek.4860]

@@davidhildebrandt7812 or maybe they just handled salmon very very suspiciously

[@asher-360]

Ding Ding The KZbin Buddy POLICE!! IS THAT FREAKING FISH JENGA?!

[@CalebRuiz]

What a day to recommend me this thumbnail

[@joffles6516]

The law makers missed an opportunity for #10 to be “Handling salmon in FISHY ways”

[@NellyTubeAwesomeURL]

LMAO

[@notasad1768]

not funny. didn't laugh. don't care, don't care. don't care, didn't ask.

[@thorthegodofthunder2313]

@@notasad1768 straight back at ya

[@joffles6516]

@@notasad1768 strange how mad you got at an ironic pun

[@rattfish]

@@thorthegodofthunder2313 don’t listen to them they have an anime pfp

[@dovis4124]

*we flew a kite in a public place*

[@xaviation5144]

we should make a re... song out of this!

[@Typh00n_941]

We flew a kite in a puuuublic place

[@MovedchanneIs]

*WE FLEW A KITE IN A PUUUUUBLIC PLACEEEEE*

[@kveeder3224]

But... We stole a balloon!

[@yeetonmyfeet6548]

WE FLEW A KITE IN A PUUUUUUBLIIIIC PLAAAAACEEE

[@alex-ms2cs]

'What are you in for?' *'I handled salmon in suspicious circumstances'*

[@normscully3616]

You too?

[@biologicalintelligence9831]

@@normscully3616 You too?

[@Robert_McGarry_Poems]

You better not get any bright ideas, see, or you'll be sleeping with the fishes see. It's salmon,... and it's about to be handled under suspicious circumstances.

[@MydniteMoonrabbit]

fish jenga?

[@phoebusapollo8450]

Oh no Wilbur-

[@emmafrost13333]

"Being drunk in a pub" - half of London on a Friday night

[@strawberryflavouredcloroxb1565]

"hi, i'm tom, and i'm matt, and today we're trying to break as many laws as possible." best way to start a video _ever_

[@RedRad1990]

Hi, I'm Tom Scott, and this is the British version of Jackass.

[@mos7626]

*_the British police would like to know your location_*

[@HoLiSchit]

Ay mate, do you have a license to ask for location? I, for myself, have a license asking license

[@m0rk19]

Why did I read that in a British accent

[@HoLiSchit]

@@m0rk19 Sir stop right there! I need to see that reading license right now!

[@m0rk19]

@@HoLiSchit hol up right there m8 I need to verify whether ya got your license from a licensed liscenser

[@graysluv6163]

I would like you to know I’m the 666 like :)

[@bepisdoggo8282]

So, you can be fined £500 for walking on pavement with a plank, but you can get fined £200 BY THREATENING SOMEONE TO BLOW THEIR HOUSE WITH A CANNON. A CANNON I SAY

[@PianoNBS]

And £1000 for shaking a doormat. And I don't even live in Britain. ... I juat wanted to add on. :p

[@spaceinvader6]

ckeck out 1:35

[@Not_Claptrap]

@@spaceinvader6 *unlimited fine*

[@bait5257]

@@spaceinvader6 wtf

[@memesteak6976]

They didnt threaten and also u cant get fined for these

[@duskpede5146]

"we flew a kite in a public place" still gets stuck in my head randomly after all these years

[@THE_IRS0]

“Ten illegal things to do in London” *filmed in Liverpool*

[@devinlin89]

avoiding jail sentences

[@imposterku6506]

London is strict like my parents 😂😂

[@enaya.3728]

@@imposterku6506 London ain’t that strict

[@enaya.3728]

@@Reg3585 Um I done it so many times and nothing happend...

[@imposterku6506]

Well at least if the cops don’t see you doing that right?

[@heyyatif6062]

Next video title: Top 10 things to do in London jail

[@gamercarmen3957]

Top 10 things to do when your getting guillotined

[@cursedbumblebee5741]

BAHAH

[@greywolf7577]

Videotaping yourself breaking laws that you say are enforced probably isn't a good idea.

[@haileyseazonn]

Lmaooo

[@yonasgf]

ten illegal things to do in London *does all of Them*

[@froo5667]

(In America)

[@michaelwalsh6276]

Well, they did 9. They didn't fire a cannon.

[@schonnj]

@@michaelwalsh6276 Of the 10 illegal things on this list to do, that is probably the #1 to actually get enforced. Even if they just set off a blank charge. As everyone within five blocks would go "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT?"

[@WhiteNinja13425]

London : wait thats illegal

[@typie34]

Absolute mad lad

[@alizardguy]

Nice KZbin recommend, nice

[@xaviation5144]

Okay, knock a door run will get me -£1000, but firing a cannon within 200 Yards of a house is a £200 Fine. What the hell?

[@keafoleafo8368]

And handling a salmon in suspicious circumstances can get you an unlimited fine or 2 years in prison.

[@nabranestwistypuzzler7019]

Jack Then they should fix it.

[@bluepineapple9415]

Welcome to the U.K. Mate

[@Acorn_Anomaly]

@Jack That's a LOT of inflation for less than ten years time. ( 200 pound fine for the cannon thing is from 1839, 1000 pound fine for the ding dong ditch is from 1847.) Then again, I suppose back then, it's unlikely some random fuckwit would even be able to get their hands on a cannon.

[@danr.5017]

@@Acorn_Anomaly Never anger someone with a cannon. The low fine is for the saftey of public servant having to supoeana nardowells with cannons.

[@vincenzo3574]

Firing a f*cking cannon: £200 Handling salmon suspiciously: "Unlimited fine or two years in jail" Edit: After 8 months i fixed the £ symbol, you're welcome

[@frag2k12]

Nice to see British priorities in their laws.

[@J.mz00]

underrated comment

[@skyclaw]

Right, but when the law was passed £200 was the GDP of Belgium.

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

I'm British but what is defined at "suspiciously" holding salmon? Like when does it become suspicious?

[@rex2546]

@@woooooooooooooooooooooooo yes

[@anneyagalario3061]

*in prison* Murderer: So, What are you in for? *“we flew a kite in a public place”*

[@gab_v250]

Murderer: *sings along* "We flew a kiiiiiite in a public plaaaaaace"

[@Vikesh7896]

Pom pom pom pom pom pom pom

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

Makes me think of "Alice's Restaurant"

[@tangovfx8246]

“....Why are you in prison?” _we flew a kite in a public place_ “acceptable”

[@THEASOLUTEMURDERDRONEDESTROYER]

YES

[@KyleFogarty-dw1vu]

Been 10 Years and I've finally been Recommended this by KZbin.

[@zippofeldman1734]

Inmate: Yea I murdered a child, and you? Me: I carried a plank Inmate to another inmate: that guy over there is really dangerous...

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

TheGiantEmerald I FLEW A KITE OVER A PUBLIC PLACE,BIW BEFORE ME!

[@onajgamer1425]

Murdering a child-normal Carrying a plank in the Street-WTF When laws have 0 sense and 0 logic

[@koli4213]

*dont tell ANYONE this but, i shook a doormat after 8am*

[@synical1419]

@@koli4213 YOU THINK THATS BAD? I RUBBED SALMON IN FRONT OF BUCKINGHAM PALACE!

[@koli4213]

@@synical1419 im gonna, uh goto my cell to uh, sleep, yea sleep

[@JouvaMoufette]

*carrying plank* "Hi I'm Tom" "And I'm Matt. And this was part of a park bench"

[@absent612]

park bench nostalgia

[@lozireen]

Was huh.

[@JouvaMoufette]

@@lozireen is that like "bum, huh?"

[@lozireen]

@@JouvaMoufette I actually don't know.

[@JouvaMoufette]

@@lozireen Oh ok. I was just quoting Park Bench there

[@pschiptunes64]

“What do we do now?” *H A N D L E I T*

[@Dexaan]

MANY WHELPS!

[@ausernameiguess7058]

@@Dexaan that's a lot of puppies then

[@makoboy230]

I love the KZbin algorithm’s twisted sense of humor

[@davidgoodwin3053]

1:46 "What do we do now?" "Handle it!" *vigorously pokes fish*

[@Hitsugix]

I laughed harder than I should about this. xD

[@VBMidi]

Imagine being drunk in a pub then playing knock down ginger on the pub while holding a plank and singing while sliding on snow and shaking a Mat while firing a cannon and flying a kite and then paying the fines with defaced money while handling a salmon suspiciously.

[@chronon8782]

LMFAO I DIED

[@VBMidi]

Thanks for the likes

[@jonathanalternate1522]

@@VBMidi Hilarious comment, yet you forgot about knock down ginger.

[@marisamaknolia2718]

Well .... dead punishment😂😂

[@ravenclawgirl5640]

And shake a mat right after

[@jaythekk8005]

"911, whats your emergency?" "ehm, someone is shaking a doormat on the street" "so whats the problem with that sir?" "its after 8 am" WERE COMING, STAY WHERE YOU ARE!! "

[@retrorusty1708]

It’s 999 in the UK not 911 like in the US

[@redsquirrelftw]

*radio chatter* "We got a code 801 send all available units."

[@jonathandellavella2276]

Exactly

[@AdamTurmaz]

Also pm

[@amouanimal-jam8681]

Jay theKK u mean 999 This ain’t the us mate

[@michaelgingelllittlejohn9938]

Imaging being a grandma just cleaning the doormat after 8am and just being sent to jail for 2 weeks

[@ferdinandoph]

Me: Handling a salmon Police officer: idk that's kinda sus *2 years in jail*

[@howtodrinkwaterin5simplesteps]

Fernando was the Impostor.

[@robberandbouquet4041]

@@howtodrinkwaterin5simplesteps that's kinda sus

[@botondzoltannagy8849]

Everywere i go, i see his face. *among us*

[@jimmy_os]

amung us

[@Astro-bh7fv]

shaking a doormat after 10 AM: police: SEND URGENT BACKUP, THERE'S A SERIOUS CRIMINAL ON THE LOOSE

[@ch4d.O_o]

"i like bad boys" well i shake my doormat at 8AM*

[@bobbybower9405]

Beleive the gospel

[@LPSWeirdCow13]

8AM*

[@ch4d.O_o]

@@LPSWeirdCow13 oh I didn't notice that thanks lmao

[@user-bo1ej5im9t]

Her Dad:"Dont pull out tonight ;)"

[@twentyeight602]

@@LPSWeirdCow13 I thought it was 8pm Edit: nevermind you were right I'm sorry

[@paxChristi.]

holding a fish "suspiciously" is by far the most hilarious weird thing ever and i'd love to see someone holding it in a way that one would call sus.. like actually...

[@StreetDrago]

Watch “I broke dumb laws in front of police” by VICE

[@wackyhomez6298]

And you get two years in jail for that

[@wiktoreriksson4566]

It’s really like ”fishing illegaly and then smuggling it”-handling suspiciously they mean

[@amygdal4ever937]

what about fish jenga?

[@randoprior4130]

@@amygdal4ever937 FBI OPEN UP! IS THAT MOTHERF****** FISH JENGA?!

[@PrincessShokora2002]

I want a full version of “We Flew a Kite in a Public Place”

[@luczcontador]

Rihanna: We found lo- Tom and Matt: *We flew a kite in a public place. We flew a kite in a puuubliic place.*

[@ms.pirate]

Frick, why did i read that as "Tom and Jerry"

[@kentguiller]

@@ms.pirate Frick, why did I read that as "Tom and Rihanna"

[@natdavliam]

@@kentguiller that isn't cool

[@dingo-gorditas]

why did i read that as We flew a kite in a puuubiic place

[@sir.spliffalot_mobile4968]

@@dingo-gorditas possibly because it actually could be a capital i and actually stand there

[@cllncl]

"I murdered 3 people. What are you in for?" "I flew a kite." " *Stay away from me I don't want to die please help* " edit: spelling mistake

[@shelf1.]

I shook a doormat after 8 am and i got 14 days

[@actualgarbage8549]

@@shelf1. its 8am not pm

[@shelf1.]

@@actualgarbage8549 thanks komrade

[@SlightSmile]

What are y'all in for? (Chorus) "We flew a kite in a public place (bom bom bombom)"

[@cllncl]

@@zackydev bruh i literally didn't even steal it send me ONE image of the same comment

[@AdawaShiwani]

"Everyone hands up" "We have a salmon, a wooden plank a kite, and a doormate and It's 8:05am we will not hesitate to use these weapons!"

[@markraymond]

Oh, and a cannon.

[@liminal.7731]

AND I'M READY TO PLAY KNOCK -DOWN - GINGER!

[@Kaiimei]

And all we want is a tenner with a beard on the Queen's face!

[@gloriauwu5984]

and a profane song sang as loud as possible in the streets!

[@Treecey]

"I have a kite so you wont take me alive"

[@shinypokemonmaster11]

This was the funniest video I’ve seen in a while. Thank you for this gem!!!

[@TrexManProductions]

"What are you in for?" Tom: I shook a doormat after 8 am. "DUDE WTF?!?"

[@joaquingonzalez834]

i flew a kite in a public place

[@propio2957]

"ME TOO!!"

[@omen3834]

"WHY AND HOW IS THAT ILLEGAL?!?!" Tom: I did it in London. "WHY DID YOU DO IT!?!?" Tom: I did it for a KZbin video. "Oh"

[@luistrochez6420]

I slid into ice and snow

[@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307]

Personally i prefer a baseball bat for knocking down gingers! With big nails in it if you have them!

[@fds7476]

0:44 - Well... God Shave The Queen.

[@adamthorley3244]

no just no

[@fds7476]

Adam Thorley Heh heh.

[@aurelialucinus744]

😂😂😂

[@fds7476]

Mary JieZoe Whoah... where did'ye get those?

[@adamthorley3244]

😎🐢

[@thepowerchannel]

“Being drunk in a pub” how did this actually become a law 😂

[@xanpenguin754]

Bar fights because people are drunk is my guess.

[@ericdeniz5413]

There are many drunks in Britain I guess. Also cus there are many bar fights , so many be that's why.

[@robinwiggie]

Its not a bar.

[@FakeSchrodingersCat]

@@xanpenguin754 its from 1872 it wasn't even necessarily fights it might have just been the idea of the lower classes being allowed to drink.

[@xanpenguin754]

@@FakeSchrodingersCat Honestly fuvk of I know why it was made. Just spit balled an idea. Although I feels it's unlikely that its purpose was so poor people couldn't drink. Subjugation of poor was rarely as bad as we think. Wars aren't cheap especially civil wars and uprising.

[@ranpatoamami7048]

0:39 So getting drunk in a place meant for drinking is illegal?

[@BACALL1965]

No? Drunk in a pub Even though the police honestly don't care and would not even ask

[@ranpatoamami7048]

@@BACALL1965 So the law is there, but isn't enforced?

[@azistars]

Prisoner: so what you in for? Me: I I shook a doormat Prisoner: what time. Me:.. after 8am.. Prisoner oMg

[@aocvcc]

I'm doesn't make sense if they ask what time that just ruins the joke

[@Casperlasperdasper.]

Me:oh also I FlEw A KiTe In A PuBlIc PlAcE Prisoner to other prisoner:hey stay away from her,she’s a madman.

[@madsvold5403]

@@aocvcc Another thing that doesn't make sense is you saying "I'm doesn't"

[@NatK2010]

I Wrote That Too

[@addisonchan3053]

Pm not am

[@skyclintliquit7814]

"Being drunk in a pub" That's the most ridiculous law I've ever heard. Edit: I had finally understood why this law has been implemented. BTW guys, drink responsibly. :)

[@CelestisForgeUK]

Might sound like so, but the UK has a very specific definition of “being drunk”. It’s based on the ability of the human body to process alcohol. Having some light headed fun is perfectly fine. It’s when you go over the limit of your body’s ability to process alcohol where problems start. And that’s a no-no. To be fair, as long you don’t do something stupid, nobody will charge you for being drunk in a pub. However, if, at that point, you attempt to buy alcohol, or you buy alcohol for someone who is already drunk, and you make a scene when the bartender or cashier refuses the sale, you could be in some serious trouble. Then the “being drunk” will be added to the charges on top of whatever else you did.

[@kingping7979]

Ah yes the floor is made out of floor

[@tomeaston2962]

​@@kingping7979 it is illegal for the floor to be made out of floor

[@kingping7979]

@@tomeaston2962 Yes

[@ogelsmogel]

We have something similar in Sweden. Correct me if I'm wrong but I think it's illegal to serve alcohol in a bar, to an intoxicated person. Of course, I have never seen any bartender refuse anybody alcohol. Unless you're being a moron and makes a scene, then you're thrown out on the street. On to the next bar 🍻

[@Ben-jc4zn]

Top 10 people eminem is scared to diss

[@korus7670]

*Top ten rappers Eminem is afraid to diss*

[@kala_asi]

Top ten public places Eminem is scared to fly a kite in

[@tomtomwarwar9101]

Acipenser Sturio lmfao

[@gabby3046]

me

[@jonaslaww]

Top 10 Eminem people scared to diss

[@Sheenifier]

I love that this shows up on my feed after the queen's passing

[@ExplosiveOmega]

"I killed a dozen innocent people. You?" "I got drunk in a pub..."

[@Efflorescentey]

Other person: “I thought that was the British citizenship test?”

[@PianoNBS]

@@Efflorescentey Meanwhile a fourth person came along... P4 : I shook a doormat. P1-3 : What's the catch...? P4 : -After 8:00PM.

[@kayekaye4287]

other person: i slapped someone with a salmon

[@PianoNBS]

@@kayekaye4287 *EVERYONE IS HERE*

[@WeakRoast]

@@Efflorescentey you're thinking of ireland

[@TipsTricksco]

2010: Runs for the Parliament 2013: Breaks several laws and posts it for millions to watch

[@reginatang9310]

Wait what? Tom fun for the parliament in 2010?

[@person2225]

Regina Tang well to be exact, Mad Cap‘n Tom ran for parliament

[@landon3137]

Honestly a better track record than most politicians.

[@alastorbutwithagun]

so.. he's a politician

[@balrogdahomie]

Honestly, the shittiness of the cannon graphic made that joke way funnier for me

[@lilyforage3258]

I didn't notice that 😂

[@Banana_Fusion]

-Ten Illegal Things To Do In London- 10 things to add to my bucket list

[@macedoniaball1719]

999 what's your emergency? My neighbor shaking door mat after 8am. Police: LETS A GO.

[@EctoGamer]

999?

[@lancecombes]

@@EctoGamer 999 is the equivalent of 911 in the UK.

[@EctoGamer]

@@lancecombes good to know, thank you

[@pianoguy9300]

SMB refference

[@asdfghyter]

I thought all of Europe used 112?

[@s0updeadchannel123]

Make the song “We flew a kite in a public place” a real song

[@madoko6621]

The Literal Bowling Ball it’s a parody of another song.

[@emmarossignol4445]

We need a full version then.

[@ohokayc0ol]

Yes

[@bonelessbones2934]

F+L=E

[@blackflash9935]

PetalsAnimations Yeah everybody knows that, still want the full version of this parody though.

[@ethanfoy5271]

Penalty for being drunk in the place you go to get drunk= penalty for demolishing someone’s house with a cannon

[@wx7fm]

Actually, the fine was just for firing the cannon. There would be another charge for hitting a house. I think the law was more for the sound of the cannon disturbing people

[@jennybean_87]

I cant believe they actually flew a kite in a public place. Truly one of the flying kites in public places moments

[@j.1759]

"What you in here for?" "I hit someone with a salmon."

[@XentriaNova]

Quite rude init

[@5staropinions]

@@XentriaNova mhm as a fellow person who once got slapped with a salmon

[@hacpower9]

Meanwhile, in maximum securtiy 500 metres below sea level: **We flew a kite in a public place**

[@menselv7142]

“Handling salmon suspiciously” Me and the boys playing fish Jenga until we get swatted

[@zoenszoen]

AYYY, SAM O NELLA REFERENCE

[@itsjustthatsimple628]

AyyyYyy

[@mollymcdade4031]

I can’t believe Mary Poppins committed a crime by allowing Bert and the kids to go fly a kite in the local park

[@dshe8637]

It's actually quite a subversive book

[@codyofathens3397]

Let's not forget the cannon firing, and while we didn't see it on screen, something about her just screams "I'll shake a doormat anytime I damn well please" chaotic energy

[@barbmcelderry9164]

Oh mylanta, I never thought about that… When was it in-forced? Mary Poppins took place in 1910.

[@larabroekhuijsen6010]

@@barbmcelderry9164 1839

[@foxyprorr]

10 years later and it still got recommended by the algorythm

[@vibrantvids8644]

Prisoner: "what are you in prison for" ME: "For Holding a plank while singing with salmon fish in my pocket"

[@mychemical_sunshine5879]

While flying a kite in a public place

[@divineshotgun2940]

You monster

[@UberMun]

I want the full song of "we flew a kite in a public place".

[@UberMun]

***** XD

[@AtheniCuber]

I'll get Tom a £15 Millard, 30 year record deal for just that one chorus.

[@depitesenate8247]

yeah me too

[@katharina...]

You do know this song already exists, and only messing, right?

[@sdmitch16]

+Katharina I forgot its name, though

[@SnazzyBoBazzy]

Oi mate, you got a license to slide on that ice?

[@nesa1126]

Oi mate, you got a license for using that "oi mate you got license" meme?

[@SnazzyBoBazzy]

nesa1126 oi mate you got a license to ask me that question?

[@joeyscerbo7776]

Perpetual Motions Oi mate I didn’t even know that this was a meme, I just thought that it was a funny quip

[@kath4986]

Perpetual Motions Ya got a license to exist? xd

[@ncialex4009]

You can't tell me what to do!

[@BrodieMitch]

why did this age so well

[@Chase_1734]

So it’s illegal to be drunk in the one place you go to get drunk

[@anantkerur557]

They were tired and emotional.

[@lewismo1]

the prices these days hardly anyone can afford to get drunk in a pub especially in london, thats why most people drink at home before heading out.

[@froggiechair_4735]

No. It’s false

[@OutwitYourself]

It's a true law, just not... properly enforced.

[@kmineww5801]

Xiumin_marshmellow Its true, the police use it so They can arrest anyone that's not technically doing anything illegal, just being a drunk nuisance

[@glace8641]

“Being drunk in a pub is now a crime” Confused Celtic noises

[@funtimefreddy3272]

“Legal, Legal, Illegal!” That killed me

[@kriskehrer6410]

This was the video that got me interested in Tom Scott's content so many years ago. I then binged ALL of his videos.