TOOL- Rosetta Stoned 6.25.2006

[@DazedInTheDesert]

One of Tool's most underrated masterpieces..

[@Nichstagram]

Easily. 11 minutes 11 seconds. So many different parts. So genius. I love how Maynard can write really deep, amazing thoughtful lyrics. But also stuff this funny. This is easily the best bass song from this band. Start to finish.

[@BrainDedd96]

True fans know

[@nickcds3419]

Not underrated anymore. People have finally caught up 13 years later.

[@RosettaStoned462]

It's one of my favorites, if not my favorite. It's ridiculous that humans created this. I can never get over it....

[@jamesmcdermott7642]

Unreal song and somehow gets better each listen

[@doodlebob3758]

This might be the greatest opening entrance Maynard has ever done. The shadow beginning is a stroke of genius.

[@Bazlaa96]

It makes my eyes water with excitement

[@AllAmericanConservative]

I bet Maynard just thought it would be funny.

[@FysiKsGaming]

Just like the recorded version. Every sound. Godamn.

[@boyunderbridge]

Shit the bed

[@MaynardsSpaceship]

Can't remember what they said.

[@forktesco747]

Typical.

[@jasoncanady1944]

I've seen tool twice. Not like other concerts at all. People dancing around and moshing, not here. People watch like they are in church on Easter Sunday hearing about the fantastic hero son of God the one and only to resurrect on Earth.

[@Schwertfisch13]

Like Back in the early Floyd days.

[@grudgin1877]

It’s the time signatures. Adam said “it’s funny watching people try to dance to our songs” lol

[@ankihansen2489]

The audiencie is on acid. I took a blotter and I went to a Tool concert once, it was fucking amazing, one of the most amazing experiences I've ever had.

[@TheDivinian]

I feel like id be the only dumbass going nuts...

[@lawrencesprau1935]

@@ankihansen2489 lucky you!

[@ryandeskar1555]

It makes me happy to see how many people are still commenting on this even now

[@fenris.507]

Gotta love all the live performances am I right?

[@anthonya04]

Best performance ive seen of probably my favorite song. There's nothing you can say to convince me that danny isn't an alien though i don't believe what he does is humanly possible

[@alldud13]

he’s ET

[@CryptoReikiDaddy]

TOOL still one of the greatest musicians of the modern era. Will be considered TIMELESS even 100 years from now. TOOL = G.O.A.T.

[@L1nuxero]

That dislike was the doc

[@Mcintyrekernan]

that is such an awesome setlist.

[@tjwinsc1176]

Don’t think this one is going to make it to top 40 radio... LOVE IT!!!

[@RosettaStoned462]

Lol thank God.

[@xymbolix]

I remember sitting in a dark room on my pc, listening to the album leak in 06. Lost keys changed my fucking life and my perception of what was real.

[@kai326]

It got leaked? Man that must’ve pissed Maynard off lol

[@DazedInTheDesert]

Ah yes, the good old days!

[@math201i]

@@kai326 and it happened again with Fear Inoculum

[@matthewgleeson2594]

I can’t believe this video doesn’t have 10,000,000,000,000,000 views.

[@MrGTAVForLife]

loved tool since I was looking through my dads shit and.found a 10000 days CD

[@Nichstagram]

Ladies and gentleman......Justin Chancellor.

[@sandenson]

Damn, that Adam Jones tonr

[@woodchucksquirrel]

yes

[@lucavolpi7475]

Alright then, picture this if you will: 10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51. Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping... Holy fucking shit! Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa, Did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants." So light in his way, Like an apparition, He had me crying out, "Fuck me, It's gotta be, Deadhead Chemistry, The blotter got right on top of me, Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!" And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not." Me. The Chosen One? They chose me!!! And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school. You better. You better. You better. You better listen. Then he looked right through me With somniferous almond eyes. Don't even know what that means Must remember to write it down. This is so real. Like the time Dave floated away. See my heart is pounding, 'Cause this shit never happens to me. Can't breathe, right now! It was so real. Like I woke up in Wonderland. All sort of terrifying. And I don't wanna be all alone when I tell this story. And can anyone tell me why You all sound like Peanut's parents Will I ever be coming down? This is so real. Finally it's my lucky day. See my heart is racing, 'Cause this shit never happens to me. Can't breathe, right now! You believe me, don't you? And this wasn't all in my head. See they took me by the hand and invited me right in, Then they showed me something. I don't even know where to begin. Strapped down my bed. Feet cold and eyes red. Can't remember what they said. God damn. Shit the bed! Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position. Such a heavy burden now to be the one. Born to bear and read to all The details of our ending. To write it down for all the world to see. But I forgot my pen, Shit the bed again, Typical. Strapped down my bed. Feet cold and eyes red. Sunkist and sudafed, gyroscopes and infrared. Can't remember what they said. God damn. Shit the bed! I can't remember what they said to me. Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero! Can't remember what they said. Bob help me. Can't remember what they said. Don't know. Won't know. God damn shit the bed!

[@boyunderbridge]

How do I remove the one dislike on this video? I can't sleep with it there.

[@jasoncanady1944]

Fucking find them and eliminate them.

[@recession81]

Just imagine it being someone riding a bike or jogging while listening to it in their pocket and it left a dislike by the phone move around in their pocket, I am guilty of doing this so it's possible

[@ankihansen2489]

I gave a dislike to calm you down, if 1 dislike makes you feel uneasy, then make it 2.

[@NazPhura2]

Add THR3E more.

[@dollofshadows1703]

oh come on, someone will always dislike this because it's not justin bieber. Some people don't like to be invested in actual good music.

[@l1l-syam0n17]

Earth is lucky to have TOOL on it.

[@matthewstill7530]

My daughter loves tool almost as much as I do and we’re 20 yrs apart my son who’s 14 is kinda into it I’m gonna get both of them to a tool concert before I die

[@witherking6651]

13 and went to my first Tool concert a few months ago. Hell of a show, they played Hooker with a Penis. Unfortunately it’s more than unlikely that they’ll ever play this again, but the recordings are still really good.

[@solfegia1]

@@witherking6651cant believe theyre playing rosetta stoned again, its real

[@raunaksingh1919]

This is the kind of music aliens will respond to.

[@happeebirthdae8136]

13:00 when you stub your toe

[@JDay19]

This might be the best setlist I've ever seen

[@codyfield6859]

I remember in the early days of KZbin, huntingtonst had all the best live tool videos. Still does but he used to too

[@lXsickoXl]

Mitch?

[@brycestempka5505]

Truly jealous for all who got to see this one live If anyone wondered where and when I would time travel to its this date this live show

[@arleneharakaly8603]

Isaw this live The One and only tool concert I've been to APC twice VIP puscifer just this past June 26 2022

[@supersonicstrat]

I was 1 year old at the time of this show but that setlist is awesome. Wish I could've seen it

[@pricc-om]

God i wizh they wovld perform thiz again

[@dimitarkanev8910]

This song is beyond epic! The music the lyrics absolutely amazing. So so fun :)

[@Rayk76]

4 dislikes were, the doc the nurse, et, and the addict

[@sithspitdanikan4725]

Addict? Really?

[@rocheman3771]

addict? you can take psychedelics and not be addicted, ive taken LSD twice, psilocybin once, and salvia once. i dont crave any of them, sure id like to try them again but its not something that floats around my mind all day everyday and i can live with the fact that itll be a long time before i have access to them

[@volfied992]

@@rocheman3771 no way to be addicted to psychs. It's possible to like it very very much that you want to do it but generally that's not even the case

[@krishnaveti]

Jeez. What a way to open.

[@aloksahu4127]

This whole song is an experience man.. dont know what to say

[@dekadenser]

That setlist were fucking INSANE!

[@metallizationofficial980]

awesome

[@fabbbyy]

13:00 that scream was fucking awesome

[@ericsloane9114]

He's singing about being abducted by aliens and there sending a message to us through him!!!

[@LightSourceTemple]

Or he was high on drugs

[@MightyD_93]

Maynard needs to use Tools to give us our Tools.

[@andrezorn5407]

Sunkissed & Sodafeed🙏 🌀

[@DeltaKT]

Gyroscopes & Infrared 🙏🌀

[@mitchellwalters4275]

My brain 24/7 from eating mushrooms 200 times within 3 years

[@phoenixELLEX]

Man, Justin’s havin a blast 💀

[@DMTmates]

I'm the only living human being who knows what this songs about truly. Because only I found the Somniferous almond eyes who gave the message . And they are right because noone believes me lol

[@DeltaKT]

Whoa! Is your story similar or even the same as Rosetta's? That's amazing.

[@DMTmates]

@@DeltaKT very similar but with some differences. I wasn't outside of area 51 lol but my wall came to life and gave me a detailed message about the end of days to befall us in our lifetime. I ramble about it on my channel if you want to take a look. That and a mystery of a lost Knights Templar Treasure and secret societies. Wierd Magick stuff and what not lol

[@DeltaKT]

@@DMTmates I will most definitely check it out! It's amazing because I also got the feeling that our lifetime will witness the end on psychedelics. Thanks for sharing, I'll check you out. Edit: I'll be watching your I Figured Something Out stream tonight with a joint, I think I'll enjoy it

[@YukariYakumoRanMode]

you recorded lost keys as well

[@briancarper7445]

Why does the lead singer hide way back in the background ?

[@ryancampbell5039]

To let the music breath. He isn't the band. Oh and stage fright too.

[@thegreathkf2383]

He doesnt like making shows about himself. So he chills out in the back and creeps on both sides of the stage and his silouette looks cool with the visuals.

[@DeltaKT]

@@ryancampbell5039 Not stage fright. He just dislikes being front and center. Major reason according to MJK himself is just the better sound in the back behind Adam and Justin.

[@MadCritter]

People give all these reasons like “he’s a recluse” or that he has stage fright but he’s explained it before it’s really just for sound. Having the vocal mic behind the amps and away from the drums prevents the sound from the instruments coming through the vocal mic and it isolates the vocals better.

[@arleneharakaly8603]

Enigmatic like Jim Morrison

[@toolaktoolak8360]

Ahoj vsichni!mam nutkani rict.jestli to nejsou holesovice praha.stejna show,rok sedi a bylo to uplne stejne.dabel pred tebou kleci v teplakach a jsi stastny neskutecny zazitek...tool...

[@apriliarider6072]

Hi Paul!

[@jimicusjolcen9460]

Could the entity he met be Indrid Cold?

[@MaynardsSpaceship]

Omg shut up! Nooo! 😫😫😖😖😱😱 lol

[@insert_clever_name_here]

@huntingtonst this was from the theater run right? Any idea which venue? I was blessed enough to hit the show at Gammage in Tempe where they brought out the Shaman-like chanter. If I remember correctly, that show was the same day as 10,000 Days came out.

[@heartbreaker7472]

4 dislikes yo ? wtf

[@daltondugger4821]

Is Maynard actually hitting every word in the first two verses or does he skip around? I can never tell in the live videos

[@DeltaKT]

He does his own thing each time. Here he even did it faster at the beginning then made a pause to compensate for it lmao

[@jeremeyjohnson3472]

👍👍

[@Millacks]

is it just me or in the beginning is maynard saying the lines WAYYY too early

[@jackkelly6251]

MarkZillaX not too early, but too fast

[@ripwmx]

ეს არასოდეს წაშალოთ

[@RE1GN_BLOOD]

I’ve never cared for this song live. It’s missing too much from the album version.

[@joesansone1023]

That drummer is pretty good. He’s No Lars. 😆😆