Top 10 Animal Trolls in Speedrunning

[@BescapeYT]

Sup y'all, I hope you enjoyed the video! I have a few videos in the works that will soon be uploaded onto my channel, so feel free to subscribe if you're interested! :)

[@theoneandonlyranch4552]

Oh I thought Bescape was an animal pun for beecape

[@conncard]

Bruh. I've been watching UKOG for awhile and I've never seen this. Thank you for putting this in front of me lol

[@BescapeYT]

@@conncard That clip actually just happened the other day, went super viral on Twitter!

[@blainegordon770]

Ezscape should show his junk on onlyfans

[@Rakka5]

@EZScaőe Calebhart's cat constantly trolls him has well: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hHPGgqN4qLeSfbM

[@Aikotoba-S]

You guys see that FRAME PERFECT CAT SKIP

[@andgen6967]

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE CAT SKIP IS FRAME PERFECT BTW ?

[@OceanRedux]

lmfao

[@majoryoshi]

Did you mean frame PURRfect?

[@popcat9624]

i hate everyone humanity is terrible

[@SpitfireDBD]

@@majoryoshi my day is ruined

[@carto4028]

I think cat and dog% should be a thing in speed running.

[@Radovanslav]

I'm against, too much RNG involved - the pets can be distracted by random birds, other pets or even children...

[@lilwyvern4]

@@Qardo Buddy, that can you just opened cannot be closed again.

[@chrism45]

@@Qardo so you can just have a goldfish on your lap?

[@Qardo]

@@chrism45 I do not have a Goldfish....I guess I do not get on the leaderboards.

[@ChickenNugget7]

It is

[@caiovictorsardinha2330]

EZScape and Bescape are just the same person switching places really fast. I called it here first folks.

[@chet_awesomelad]

Yeah he's just an interdimensional being who can oscillate between two positions faster than the human eye can see.

[@motokuchoma]

Shadow Clone Jutsu

[@RTHbeto27]

D4C

[@supershadow5082]

@@RTHbeto27 Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

[@AwesomeGames56]

What throws me off is how similar they sound.

[@whocantexplain]

“Kitty get off of my box!” You don’t own any boxes once you take a cat into your life.

[@Zennan]

lmao

[@OptimusShr]

Or anything else for that matter.

[@RetroRogue.]

OptimusShr my kitty thinks everything is smackable and knockdownable. Spilled water on my labtop touchpad. My gaming one.

[@koolkadesr]

@@Zennan ZennanSR

[@EmptyeyeDotCom]

Hah, greetings from Mario the Cat's human! Brief point of order: What I was actually playing was the Dragon Warrior Randomizer, which, uh, randomizes Dragon Warrior. In addition, it lets you pick from a bunch of different sprites for your hero (Which I'm guessing is what the "discoloration" mentioned in one comment is). Here, I'm playing as the Prince of Cannock from Dragon Warrior 2, who is widely known as the best* character in the series. Anyway, hope everyone enjoyed the clip, I certainly laughed at some of the other videos featured here! *The absolute worst. THEEEEE WORST.

[@Shikaschima]

Give your cat a pet from us. They gave us a goos laugh!

[@Boopry]

Imagine being on WR pace and your cat/dog just decides to unplug your system

[@Qardo]

"It is nothing personal Slave/Master. The other guy paid well."

[@stormrunner4081]

Didn’t that happen with a speedrunners kid once

[@fressejetzt840]

Throw em out the window then

[@melonsoda4743]

your cat picks up your screen and smashes it on the floor

[@johnsans534]

Imagine not saving your game for like 1-2+ hours, your parents say "DINNER TIME!" and you say "just a minute, I need to reach a save point." Then you just lose all that progress because "FUCKING WASH YOUR HANDS AND TURN OFF THAT FUCKING GAME GOD DAMN IT" Learned to just turn off the TV and put a tiny piece of tape over the red LED on the SNES so it doesn't look like it's on.

[@Qbe_Root]

It’s interesting how some runners (especially newer ones I guess) think speedrunning is a lot more restricted than it actually is, like here regarding the timer. Sure you might not want to keep going after getting distracted by your pet like that, but some of them (like Stealinbread at 5:00) legit thought the run was invalid because their timer got reset. Having a timer on screen is just convenience for the runner and the viewers, it shouldn’t be required for verification since the run can be retimed anyway

[@justnobody5527]

It also shows a large diffrence in some speedrunners. Like yeah pets do that why be so mad at it another practice run down at the worst and or just lost exact splits just start timing from there and fix later if you need to

[@Pixiuchu]

I personally hate speedrunning without splits or without a timer, I once reset 7 hours into a run just because I accidentally resetted the timer lol (I still had ~an hour & a half to 3 hours to go but my run after that finished sub 7 hours lol) If I was ahead and a decent amount into the run I'd just continue but if I wasn't ahead then whatever I'll just do another run lo

[@souleaterevans4589]

@@justnobody5527 Speedrunning can be pretty high-stress sometimes. it doesn't surprise me at all that an unpredicted RL interruption would cause some people to lose their composure enough to kill the run. You get used to ways in which a game you race can mess you up, but not necessarily something messing up your setup or any other animal-caused circumstances shown in the vid.

[@kargaroc386]

I assume that the timer might actually be useful for some runs.

[@Gianski150]

Me: "gives affection and food to pet" Also Me: time to play some games. "30 minutes later and you're already in a game and got a good start" Pets: its my time to shine. Literally everyday I give my cat 2 hrs of affection and yet she still wants more

[@denlimwolf]

"My cat is hitting my splits." 🤣

[@silentjester4817]

I would like to petition that dog% become a more common category in speed runs

[@pastelshadows6437]

Hearing someone angrily shout "I love you so much!" at a cat just made my day.

[@dancorwin9232]

The wholesomely annoyed faces of all the runners is so amazing!

[@bilbine5766]

Are*

[@thirdvect0r]

@@bilbine5766 American English and British English use them differently. I'm a Britbong but people speak differently and that's ok. Americans are allowed to speak in a different style but they are NOT allowed to invade Iran because that would be unlawful.

[@bilbine5766]

@@thirdvect0r Do you think trump gives a fuck about being unlawful? Im sorry but if iran tries anything trump will invade iran

[@munat3413]

@@thirdvect0r How did you manage to bring politics into something completely irrelevant? Bravo.

[@thirdvect0r]

It's a deliberate non-sequitur you uncultured swine I learned it when I found out that Epstein didn't kill himself.

[@Sonikks]

"Milo!!!" YEET

[@marshall2121]

Alinity enters the chat.

[@Aikotoba-S]

@@marshall2121 twitch mods have left the chat

[@margalocaris]

Hey, it's that guy who shiny hunts...

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi]

@@Aikotoba-S lol twitch mods are a fuckin joke

[@ZackyKlassen]

Oh Hi Sonikks!!! Love your videos (:

[@mrinin3442]

Pet% should be a seperate category, this is just unfair advantage

[@professionalfangster1510]

Pet% would be unfair because if someone has a pet fish or hermit crab or axolotl or any other stationary pet, everyone with a cat/dog in their custody would have a harder time.

[@genericname2747]

@@professionalfangster1510 I have fish. I'm going to drop a controller into the tank and see how good they are at speedrunning.

[@Arcademan09]

EZ and Bes are different people? Press [X] to doubt

[@RootyTootTootin]

What

[@BescapeYT]

Lmfao

[@XSniper74184]

[X]

[@sturmifan]

Big Fucking X

[@flmzoffury5144]

X

[@angelgear39]

This shows the power of people with animals and those who speed run, only a few sounded mad(all were semi annoyed) and even when the animal resets the run they just love on them because they know that the animal was just being animal.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Pets simply don't want you to get the world record speedrun

[@mads-emiljeppesen4666]

I feel like I see you in every single comment section wtf

[@BlueHarvey]

@@mads-emiljeppesen4666 Guy without a Mustache became the new Justin Y

[@MrSoso1050]

Cats are for pussies

[@sontapaa11jokulainen94]

@@mads-emiljeppesen4666 ikr.

[@MDSF90]

Yeah thanks for not displaying animal abuse in this video. I’m really proud of all the runners in this video. They treat their pets with respect and they wouldn’t resort to “throwing” or “hitting” them. Makes me very happy. Lol. The last cat was an absolute fluff monster that I would def cuddle to death. 😻

[@BescapeYT]

Even if I just so happened to come across a clip that had some sort of animal abuse in it, I would never include it in a video. :)

[@MDSF90]

Bescape I def figured you guys would’ve been sensitive to that. I know. You guys are the best in the community in my opinion. Can you please get on EZ about new merch designs tho? Lol. I have the old stuff but some new clipping strats or maybe even a CAT STRAT SHIRT would be AMAZING! I’d totally buy two. Thanks!

[@BescapeYT]

@@MDSF90 That might be in the works :)

[@wavematrix]

Immediate animal Shelter vacation

[@nathanielperry2714]

John Smith oh ya because thinking animal abuse is bad is being a pussy. Is Your definition of a man is someone who abuses animals and enjoys it?

[@greedyplaysgames]

I read it as top 10 anime trolls in speedrunning Not disappointed tho

[@sontapaa11jokulainen94]

Too bad it wasn't big tiddy anime girl trolls.

[@theflatasssociety1133]

I read “Top 10 Anal Trolls in Speedrunning” lol

[@professoryorick5676]

same idk how but same

[@Pixiuchu]

Read the same at first.

[@rotkappchen9157]

I was so afraid of people getting really mad at their animals especially the last one but he got me when he told his cat he loves him

[@margalocaris]

The runner you're trying to beat is secretly your cat, and the cat wants to foil your plan...

[@drdigitalcs]

"Every like is one treat for my dog" Hold on, I guess I'll have to make a few thousand accounts for the sake of such a good doggo

[@BescapeYT]

Thank you, she'll be very happy.

[@rodrigoa.m3566]

3.6 thousand treats say she's happy

[@RoryStarr]

Cats aren't just being aloof; cats get jealous of screens that take our attention away. Mine swats away my cellphone, which is--frankly--fair.

[@hopegallows1392]

Here’s a fun bit of animal psychology. Cats want to do what you are doing, so set up a separate keyboard/controller for the cat. They’ll happily paw at their own keyboard and let you do your own thing. Not a sure thing but definitely helps

[@superzigzagoon]

"Amimal Trolls" I mean the amount of cats in the list

[@Shagger.]

Animal*

[@ArcRay20]

with how pets can be needy, ESPECIALLY a cat, im not so sure an 8 hour speed run of FF7 is a good idea. that kind of problem is going to happen more.

[@jellofish9015]

“Every like is one treat for my dog” Damn he knows my weakness

[@abloogywoogywoo]

Whoa... 2K likes already... [see Dogzilla looming over on the horizon]

[@seelkadoom319]

To be fair, Allinity is a speedrunner. She runs "Banned on Twitch%" But they keep saying all her runs are invalid. It's a real shame for her, honestly. She's a really good runner of that category

[@bobmcbobinsmithson1964]

“Every like is one treat for my dog” Your dog has surely died by this point, with it’s 3.5K treats 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@DeathBringerBecky]

never said they'd be given at once

[@ArchangelTirael]

The most sincere "Are you kidding me" I ever heard.

[@MrJmcd3737]

I love how most of these speed runners are so good to their animals. And here is a treat for your doggo (:

[@OryxTheMadGod3]

Speedrunners computer: *exists* Cats: It's free real estate

[@melskunk]

We need to fundraise for speedrunners to get doors to their rooms

[@LeviathanLP]

That would make their cats behave even worse. There's nothing a cat hates more than a closed door.

[@Zennan]

but i let him in

[@TheSquareOnes]

@@LeviathanLP Depends on the cat. Mine will yell at the door over and over loudly enough that I'll usually just go open it but she doesn't escalate the situation beyond that, seems like being slightly distracted by the noise would be preferable to physical interference.

[@kainhall]

its ALWAYS the orange cats... . and as an Orange cat owner..... i can confirm they use their ONE! damn brain cell for chaos..... pure chaos

[@ChlorineFriday]

Witwix as number one had me excited because I thought it was gonna be the clip where ProfessorBroman's bearded dragon got in and scared the shit out of him. Clips with his cat are always great tho it's an amazing cat

[@TediousRS]

I was told there would be cats involved. Edit: I was told the truth.

[@TharxGamma]

THEEE SPEEDRUNNING LOG, EZSCAPES MOST CHALLENGING SERIES YET

[@Halldinoka]

Is this in the collection log?

[@reilly5005]

owner: starts speed running cat: ima bouta end this mans whole career

[@marginis]

10:56 is exactly how I am with my cat. Call him a fluffy little shitbag and then love him to pieces after.

[@Adam-jo3tr]

I love that more often than not the owners here will just let their pets do their thing :) such wonderful owners

[@Lucama221]

That's a lot of treats for the good girl.

[@gengarisnotinsmash...]

No joke, my cat came and sat on my lap as I watched this XD

[@meganvincent5381]

I love how cats are on the majority of the list. Big bastard energy

[@clubbasher32]

The dude shredding the guitar with the cuddly cat is literally me trying to do ANYTHING with my cat 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[@jimilyarchive7984]

I remember running crash, and my cat was just knocking all kinda shit off my desk and I couldn’t do anything. This vid def hit home

[@ChickenTeller]

We've only had our cat for 4 months and I've already lost count of the amount of times she has shut off my Xbox or PC while I'm in the middle of something. I couldn't imagine being on a good pace run and just hearing the power down noise.

[@MegAmi24]

Refunct Dog% is the best speedrun category to exist

[@oboy5590]

I was thinking at the start about you putting in alinity as a meme and she actually was in the video lol

[@daltonmcghghy9215]

Last clip is perfect example of what it’s like to have a cat

[@ItzSlamDuncan]

You missed the witwix clip where bromans bearded dragon gets out and scrapes his foot

[@abrampena6385]

Neko is the ancient Troll. Imagine them trolling the Egyptians trying to build their wank towers lol

[@MADKOALA]

*misses the first 5 seconds* Great video EZScape! That was really well done, EZScape!

[@Zennan]

hey look thats me with my 9 year old voice lmfao anyways thanks bescape for letting me in the video

[@BescapeYT]

Big fan of your arnold palmer can, I too enjoy the taste of a refreshing can of half&half :)

[@mr.meowie8052]

Do I know you

[@Simte]

One of my favourite list of all time.

[@homemadelemonade976]

Thats why i never have pets in my room. My cat once decided to sit atop my mousepad and would not budge. She wasnt the friendliest kind at that time, so I got scratched trying to shoo her off. Never again.

[@329link]

7 cats, 3 dogs, one of which was the entire challenge of the run. Hence why I personally prefer dogs. (No hate to cats, I have 4, I just like pets that listen to me)

[@TheFlipside]

Cats have a very strong sense of knowing when you're on PB pace

[@SIMIFU]

Jiggsguy: Kitty no! Cat: Kitty yes!

[@andrewnicorn]

Vividly ignoring your cat actually makes them like you more.

[@charliep7112]

We should incorporate Dog% into Mario Party speedruns, for people who thought Mario Party didn't have enough RNG.

[@Sephirothmassume]

As a cat owner, great video. THANKS A BUNCH for gathering these. Much thanks

[@Frif]

Thanks for including UKOG's clip in the vid, I always love seeing representation of the Clone Hero community in other communities :)

[@BescapeYT]

Big fan of your work

[@kaseyscotney-streeton8281]

Now this is the top quality speedrun videos with all been waiting for !!

[@YadonTheCat]

I'm glad my cat avoids stepping on the keyboard

[@k.h.raider9329]

Cat teetering photography light: Do you *really* love me? How much?

[@MoD366]

I remember Davesterio's cat invalidating one of his FF7 runs on PS4, clicking in one of the analog sticks of his controller and thus entering either increased speed or god mode. Not sure which of the two it was.

[@hippokittie]

I did my first speedrun of bobk on tg16 and took 5th place, did it again tonight and took 4th haha. Speedrunning is a new hobby for me thanks to you!

[@voidishprattles4319]

I love how everyone is like "You Fuc- ugh whatever" lol you can't stay mad at cat.

[@ShugoAWay]

More games need dog% and it split into two categories treat usage and ear scratch usage

[@jamesw6154]

Having an emotional support dog would be a TAS speedrun

[@pcsmush]

Clint Steven's dog interrupted a run once. He took her to another room and declared ominously that she wouldn't be bothering him again :p

[@ThaRixer]

I've seen that earthbound one a while ago lmao, pretty sure that guy quit streaming too

[@BescapeYT]

big fan; and yeah I checked the guy's twitch and it's been inactive forever

[@NeoArashi]

ApolloLegend showed that clip in his Unfortunate events in speedrunning videos

[@Beastofdestruct]

0:55 - "Oh, there goes a lot of time." Cat: I got you fam.

[@jasminejohnston6393]

This guy tried to speed run Super Mario 64...but his cat erased all his progress by pressing the reset button on his Nintendo 64

[@Billyfillyfoo]

EZScape the only youtuber thats im gonna watch during AGDQ. LOL

[@randomdoofy]

Every game needs a doggo% category

[@ColeFam]

Ah, my cats are always getting in the way, but I just can't get mad at em. I love them way too much

[@Trascist]

Speedrunners: *exist* Cat: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

[@tehaxor69]

What I learned from this video is that a lot of people named their cats "Cat" and their dogs "Dog".

[@imvwolfy6621]

I was scared an alinity moment would happen

[@skeletonman1126]

Im vWolfy explain?

[@catpokemon2236]

skeleton man alinity is a streamer who has thrown her cat during stream multiple times

[@KarmaJolt]

GOOD. EDIT: Also 69 rupees at 3:10

[@jackel690]

So cats are speeding kryptonite, that's good to know.

[@jasminejohnston6393]

Having pets is one thing but when you have a 4-year-old cousin distracting you it can also be annoying, or if you’re in the middle of a run and your baby starts crying

[@FabledEmperor]

Love to see witty featured in a video! It's so weird seeing him without facial hair again lol

[@PlaugeDocJon]

This video overall made my day I hope their is a part 2 them cattos and doggos

[@notottomedic]

They’re trying to help and that’s what matters.

[@metroids224]

This is my favorite youtube channel

[@KentuckyWallChicken]

I love cats to death but they are the ultimate trolls haha. I can’t tell you how many times my cats have blocked me from doing homework. One by trying to step on my keyboard and laying in front of the screen and the other trying to eat my pens while I write.

[@cold_warrior]

It's cool that people actually find a way to involve pet into speedrun

[@lawrencefosterjenkins8216]

the way the last guy was talking to the cat is so real

[@neilnordegirl]

Cat while I’m bored: sleep Cat when I’m speedrunning: PET ME HUMAN PET ME HUMAN PET ME

[@thomasjohnston6975]

Can’t wait to watch your dog speed run through 1k treats😂

[@GMPranav]

Even tho it's titled top 10 *animal* trolls, I knew 8 out of 10 would cats before clicking lol.

[@avideogamemaster]

Tom and Vinny definitely did troll Aneternalenigma at least once lol

[@caidsavoia5461]

i never comment asking for more of a certain video BUT HOLY FUCK WE NEED MORE OF THIS AS MUCH OF THIS AS U CAN POSSIBLY FIND ESPECIALLY CATS CUZ THEY MAKE IT EVEN FUNNIER

[@MrCarnich]

I'm a simple man, I see witwix, I click.

[@Raziel236]

Lmao at "No! Kitty! Don't nooo! Next video - get a video of an animal performing a frame perfect trick.

[@livingcorpse5664]

I'm a simple man, I see cat, I click for cat.

[@Vanz___]

5:08 "Cat no, get off the keyboard" *proceeds to press the reset key and blame the cat*.

[@damiens4601]

"Next up is... wait she's not a speedrunner" I don't understand the joke, am I missing something ?

[@Monkeyman249]

Damien S she threw her cat on stream