Top 10 Funniest Movie Quotes of All Time

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[@hawk4731]

I know people will hate me for it, but everybody has a different type of humor. Monty Python and the Holy Grail is not funny(to me) and Adam Sandler is hysterically funny. I don't enjoy slow(dry) and methodical humor. I love over the top inappropriate and hits you sharp type of humor. Give me racism, sexism, rape, and murder jokes. The further you go, the better. Why is this funny? It makes you think and enjoy even the worst parts of life. Funny is happy no matter how horrible it gets.

[@acab7715]

I like how yinz bleep out the word fuck but leave in pussy.

[@patrickwentzell4638]

The Billy Madison line priceless I freaken love it and I always need to hear that over again for the fun and laughing out loud not lol because lol is lowell see what I'm getting at folks can you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth also people enjoy hearing farts they are fun can get a good fire going when camping out doors

[@ethancobabe2420]

The black knight's "it's just a flesh wound" is better than the frenchman's "your mother is a hamster"

[@coreyhill681]

@@hawk4731 your dreaming

[@garchbrown]

"Pullover!" "No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing."

[@michaellee2597]

“KILLER BOOTS MAN!!!”

[@shanekoning3274]

Tropic thunder “I don’t read the script the script reads me”

[@michaellee2597]

shane koning “COVER ME YA LIMP-DICK FUCK UPS!!!!”...... I cried......

[@ye6973]

Also “First, take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!”

[@LAkadian]

"Me? I know who I am! I'm the dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!"

[@DatCanadien]

what about Monty python's "Tis but a scratch"

[@ryansmith841]

The taunting Frenchman is more iconic

[@charliecheeseman6548]

Ryan Smith And less funny

[@ryansmith841]

Charlie Cheeseman Gonna have to disagree on that one. As far as quotes go, the Black Knight scene relies more on visual gags than it does the quotes. The Frenchman is all wordplay and jokes

[@epicjake3522]

Tyler Rousseau Don't you mean Tis just a flesh wound?

[@charliecheeseman6548]

Ryan Smith I suppose if we're talking about just the words, than you're right. Although I must say I find the swallow and coconut conversation funnier.

[@buckleycloud3962]

"...How many a$$holes do we got on this ship anyway?" "YO!" "I knew it, I'm surrounded by a$$holes... keep firing a$$holes!"

[@austindavis4876]

Yessssss

[@ThatFatGuy]

I laugh my ass off everytime time I see that! "I SAID ACROSS HER NOSE.. NOT UP IT!! *cross eyed gunner turns around with a lisp* "IM SORRY SIR , IM DOING MY BEST"

[@zacbourn5104]

I'm the breaded lady who are you one of the FREAKS!

[@zacbourn5104]

But when will then be now? Soon!

[@EthanS95]

Im sorry but "I fart in your general direction" and "Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate" may be the two funniest lines ive ever heard in movie

[@RW77777777]

never laughed so hard before, when they had that old guy on the bridge who got the question wrong. and that was 30 years ago

[@noodengr3three825]

Bring out your dead. I still laugh whenever I see someone pushing a cart

[@jackhemsworth7515]

He must be a king, why? He doesnt have shit all over him

[@kadmius4506]

best line ever "60% of the time it works every time"

[@Bolshoi333]

Similarly, from Bad Boys, "My plans always work sometimes!"

[@chunhualam]

@@jordan.d. At least he tried it and I like it Stop being so Karen. If you don't know what Karen means than go to KZbin / Google and check out for yourself

[@ebinrock]

Like the line in The Naked Gun: "He's got a 50/50 chance to live. And only a 10 percent chance at that."

[@freshchadaugi1385]

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

[@zumis1011]

"Hey Pat, is throwing wrenches really necessary?" "NECESSARY!? Is it 'necessary for me to drink my own urine? NO!! But I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste!"

[@gardenlover9663]

Boop! Dead!

[@zachservello7846]

that’s a bold move cotton

[@OhWellBananas]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!" Comedy is subjective, but I feel like that line is about as close as you can get to being objectively funny.

[@MrKrtek00]

"Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!" is there, too

[@ebinrock]

YES! Too bad this list is so limited to some of the latest decades. This is one of cinema's funniest lines, perfectly fitting the madness and folly of war.

[@davesutherland1864]

This line is better than all the ones in this collection.

[@tarungupta199]

the fact that this quote is not in the video, earns this video a dislike

[@wehosrmthink7510]

#1 of all time , but from the 1960s, not the 1970s-2010s as the narrator stated .

[@nitromagilou597]

"I'm a dude playing a dude, disguised as another dude."

[@RolandWizard]

Matthew Cool lmao classic

[@philippemetivier368]

"These go to 11" - This is Spinal Tap

[@jc.1191]

🤘

[@marshy5437]

Son: dad, are ghosts real? Dad: no Son: but our maid said they are real! Dad: WTF? we dont have a maid! Mom: meet me outside now! Dad: what? Mom: honey we dont have a son !! Dad: oh sh*t .. Im not married!!

[@trai45]

Marshy what the actual fuck lol😂😂😂

[@videobakermaker]

Wait wait wait So if he has the title of dad and he doesn't have a son, but he is still shown as being dad than that means he has a daughter. *Mind Blown*

[@ReyDeLasFierasCrocodine]

Marshy, ah ok because of the aliens!..

[@taylordixon5871]

Is this from something?

[@dorsserano5750]

top 10 funniest youtube comments urs would number one

[@jp3813]

Airplane alone could fill up this entire list.

[@Leopoldshark]

Surely you can't be serious.

[@jp3813]

@@Leopoldshark How'd you know my first name?

[@jayden8636]

jp3813 clearance Clarence

[@jayden8636]

Rodger, Rodger

[@viceman8152]

@@Leopoldshark Yes, I am serious and stop calling me Shirley.

[@DCLeadboot]

Frankly, some of those honourable mentions got more of a smirk out of me than half the "funny" quotes in this countdown!

[@taylorbutler5392]

I 100% agree!

[@RicoLen1]

Need more Mel Brooks: "I give you these 15... oops, 10... these 10 commandments!" "I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!" "Pissed off!? If I was that close to a horses wiener I'd be worried about being pissed on!" "Missed it by THAT much." "It's pronounced Fronkensteen"

[@Severin69]

Dr Strangelove? "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

[@duaneninjaray]

I think anchormans line "why don't you go back to your home, on who're island " was hilarious

[@tneggs4115]

Duane_Abymai'El Ray_Ben Ysrael or "wow, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast."

[@clintdeangelis5082]

How was there NOTHING from Anchorman?

[@mql17]

Milk...was a bad choice!

[@svhwdwnut]

Clint Deangelis it’s not funny

[@pnshr88]

Lamp

[@GBcris21]

I love lamp

[@f-150yeti2]

Clint Deangelis honorable mention of Sex Panther.

[@ParzivalTheThird]

I think the funniest line of all time is from the TV show Fawlty Towers. In the TV show, John Cleese‘s character owns a hotel. In one episode a group of Germans come to stay at the hotel. They go to have dinner in the hotel’s restaurant and Cleese takes their order. In a hilarious scene, he keeps mentioning the war while taking their orders. He mentions it so much that one of the guests gets very upset and starts to cry. *”Is there something wrong?"* “Will you stop talking about the war!" *”Me? You started it!"* “We did not start it!" *_”Yes you did, you invaded Poland...”_*

[@Blueberryyymuffin]

Fawlty Towers is great! I love the german episode. Did you know that Fawlty Towers won a world record for the most dialog in an episode?

[@gardenlover9663]

Not a film.

[@darrennoble1474]

Fawlty towers is brilliant. "What is witnit?" 😂😂

[@arikthenot-so-redasericthe1838]

Pigeon! Like your English!

[@ebinrock]

Spaceballs: [Dark Helmet]: "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." [Lone Starr]: "What's that make us?" [Dark Helmet]: "Absolutely nothing!"

[@vb2388]

I'm serious and don't call me shirley...shld be no.1

[@TheN0odles]

I watched that the other day. Still funny. RIP Leslie Nielsen.

[@marcant6223]

VB MUTT it is

[@vb2388]

Called it

[@GeneraLee-Pearly]

Guess what

[@TheN0odles]

Hey look, it's the actual Shirley!

[@samwurdemann2637]

"He says he's not dead." "Yes he is."

[@peterstoric6560]

Leslie Neilson can fill this up by himself

[@thedisaserbi8990]

"tis but a flesh wound." "your arm fell off!"😂

[@kennethferrari5232]

"No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again" Spaceballs

[@weimowner884]

1. That Zoolander line isn't that funny. 2. This whole list could have been Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[@ricosuave6898]

Or Mel Brooks.

[@jack_of_the_cards]

Yeeeep

[@cjsiner]

You honestly have to watch the movie to realize how funny it was, idk if you did you might've i don't know you

[@dalenpeacock9207]

Completely correct

[@dalenpeacock9207]

Jacob Stack i agree its a good movie but any monty python quote could beat that quote

[@linkless77]

"Come back here so I can bite your legs off!" -the Black Knight

[@liamevans9815]

While "Don't call me Shirley" is iconic, the cocaine snorting part got me! xD

[@sel8845]

I assuming they weren't aloud to have more than one Monty python quote

[@Axileoni]

they'd all me monty python

[@Werewolf914]

I don't like Monty Python, just not my kind of humor I guess, or because it's extremely over played.

[@MrHarry6566]

Sel 88 What have the romans ever done for us?

[@weimowner884]

You're overplayed. :-P

[@unsafebarbecue4937]

I'm

[@rubbersoul8444]

"60% of the time, it works everytime" -Brian Fantana, Anchorman:The Legend Of Ron Burgundy.

[@cvonbarron]

for my money it's Peter Sellars line from "Dr. Strangelove" "Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!"classic.

[@shanewalton8888]

A Wish Called Wanda "It's k-k-k-ken. He s coming to k-k-k-kill me."

[@rodmoore1577]

You can make a top ten list from airplane alone. "Excuse me ma'am I speak jive." " I like my coffee like my men, black!" "So timmy you ever see a grown man naked?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MagnumCalibre75]

Am I the only one around here who was looking for The Big Lebowski ?

[@yeeeaaah6248]

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine

[@DEMIxGODxSHADOW]

That rug really tied the room together

[@fplweekly8249]

Obviously your not a golfer

[@vegasburger]

Shut the fuck up donny

[@andrewpappas9311]

The other best line from _The Holy Grail_ is the _"It's only a flesh wound!!"_ line from the Black Knight

[@aotearoa_goose3261]

We'll call it a draw

[@matthewkuhl79]

_"There are some who call me... Tim."_ makes me laugh out loud 😆

[@daidax_2389]

"women. you cant live with 'em, and you cant kill 'em."

[@9HighFlyer9]

Daidax_238 True lies?

[@kip-u4r]

Daidax_238: what movie s that from????

[@elicit33]

True Lies IS the movie lol

[@elicit33]

And now realizing this I shall exit stage left...

[@kimbarbeaureads]

"Your mom goes to college." "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills." There are so many better quotes.

[@boutaba16]

"60% if the time... it works every time " is the best by far... you can see Paul face crack when he's delivering the line

[@javiermontalvo3799]

Blazing Saddles “whip this out” line NOT in the countdown is just criminal

[@tinaf7289]

of all time?! Most of these were insignificant.

[@DuxxDeluxe]

when harry met sally "i'll have what she's having"

[@PlayStatiowned]

Top 10 smallest chairs in gaming.

[@kira-yw6zn]

There's probably already 13 of them it's WatchMojo

[@ViperGaming1000SUBS]

This list is weak and they’re not hardly as quotable as others.

[@stevenl2303]

hahaha, I actually came here to quote a line from Airplane and was presently surprised to see a quote from the movie in this video. The line I was thinking of was, "Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

[@davidleeroth784]

Alot of great ones. I like my men like I like my coffee Black

[@waynechapman9823]

"This is Spinal Tap": "I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf."

[@vigorousera]

Missing from this list: Young Frankenstein, Blues Brothers, Vacation, The Jerk, Caddyshack, and most of all, Spinal Tap.

[@jackroberts9401]

Anything Madeleine Kahn said in any Mel Brooks movie. Plus have you ever heard of Groucho Marx or W.C. Fields?

[@Blueberryyymuffin]

Ahh the Marx brothers are amazing. Best one liners ever

[@silversunlicker]

I'm pretty sure Marty Fieldman delivered a few Groucho lines in Young Frankenstein.

[@gardenlover9663]

I'm not a wabbit!

[@laustcawz2089]

How about Kahn in Nora Ephron's only good movie, "Mixed Nuts"-- "Hey, dickheads!!! Get me out of this...elevator!!!"

[@ebinrock]

I'm tired! (Blazing Saddles)

[@crashcroft3761]

Wait why is it All Time if the quotes needed to be between the 70s and mid 2010s?

[@robertanderson2898]

There are so many movies and millions of gut-busting quotes, how do they decide on just 10 of them????!!!!! I don't really agree with most of this one but it's nicely done.

[@colinmitchell1276]

I think the funniest movie quote that is missing from this list (Passing around a newspaper) MCrosky: Passengers certain to die Kramer: Airline Negligent Johnny: THERE'S A SALE AT PENNY'S!!

[@tarico4436]

McCrosky: Hey, Johnny, what can you make of this. Johnny: I can make a tetradactyl, or a broach, or a...

[@sharichambers7333]

"Raspberry. Only one man would dare give me the raspberry....Lone Star!." One of the many hilarious one liners from Spaceballs!

[@jt_hford]

*sees Monty python, clicks fast enough to break the sound barrier* ow

[@MisterReltec]

This needs a Part 2.

[@samniven3712]

The only one that is missing is THATS WHAT SHE SAID -Michel Scott

[@christianlamb3911]

Except that’s a show, but I love it when he says that

[@tneggs4115]

"That really escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast." HELLO!!

[@gavingunnoe7551]

No dodgeball???

[@themagicmessiah372]

Gavin Gunnoe "if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"

[@lilchappy223]

No one makes me bleed my own blood

[@bonnf8633]

"if you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball." "is it necessary for me to drink my own urine, no but it's steral and I like the taste

[@jordancardona6969]

"It's a bold strategy Cotton lets see if it pays off for em'"

[@Slippinn_Jimmy]

You know in some countries they only eat vomit. I never been there but i read about it. IN A BOOK.

[@manasvi3702]

Haymitch Abernathy (from the hunger games) has my choice of top 6. 1. Congratulations, you just killed a ...placemat. 2. Of course I’m right! 3. He made you look desirable, which in your case, couldn’t hurt sweetheart. 4. Ah there she is. All tuckered out. Finally did the math, did you sweetheart? 5. Asked you to wake me without giving me pneumonia. 6. Stupid beings with a poor memory and a great gift for self destruction. PS, this was in a random order, and I don’t remember clearly.

[@Zylork0122]

At least number one is Airplane!

[@d-resmin]

Dumb and Dumber's best moments are either, "So, there's a chance" or the bikini bus. "My friend is kinda slow. The town is in that direction."

[@davidr4523]

Absolutely agree with you. In fact I have heard this line used in business world by people who I never thought had a sense of humor.

[@evilgengar6945]

"I fart in your general direction your mother was a hamster and your farther smellt of elderberries".

[@TwoBySevenLeo]

Evil Gengar 'You empty headed animal food trough water!'

[@diyimprover6887]

Driving instructor: "You have to keep both hands on the wheel." Borat: "But then it look like I am holding a gypsy when he eat my crumm."

[@johnow7]

What a weak list. There are about a half a dozen lines from most of the movies that I thought were funnier, more memorable, and more quoted.

[@mrfuzz2k]

Yeah pretty disappointing

[@drinkingdrawing9590]

Thank you lol

[@gardenlover9663]

I agree with the "Ya know... Morons!" line. One of my favorites.

[@williammonahan4981]

“Could be worse. Could be raining”- young Frankenstein

[@TheSirMichaelJ]

Any lone from Robin Hood: Men in Tights should be at least mentioned. " I have a mole!?" is one of my personal favorites

[@thesauce8865]

"When Santa comes down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse! Hallelujah, holy shit, where's the tylenol?"

[@maximillionroivas3893]

Everything from Spaceballs. Especially these: "It's Megamaid. She's gone from suck to blow." "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." -"So what does that make us?" -"Absolutely nothing!" 😁

[@laustcawz2089]

What about "What's the matter, Col. Sanders, chicken??!!"

[@re_918]

I think... Dumb & dumber: "i got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart" Monty python: "it's just a flesh would" Austin powers: "get in ma belly!" Zoolander: "but why male models?"

[@fortunatetalisman]

stop saying they ran out of ideas. they do like a million vids a month, they are not all gonna be gold

[@beccawilson1368]

dont call me shirley !!! we still use that one on a regular basis...

[@raidert2120]

You missed a lot of quotes. Happy Gilmore, Tommy boy, pretty much anything Chris farley or Adam Sandler did . Jim Carrey in the mask , Liar Liar,

[@robertanderson2898]

they need a top 100, ten is nowhere near enough, they missed with almost everything on this one.

[@puddlel1ama327]

The Princess Bride?

[@morganboone6140]

Spaceballs anyone.... "She went from suck to blow" god that makes me laugh everytime. 😎

i swear watchmojo already posted this video before can someone else confirm?

[@davideo55]

kingDeCosta123 It's part of their series Top 10 Movie Quotes. They did one for each decade then they posted the Top 10 of all time. There are quotes that won in their decade as well as in all time.

[@nerdishrandomness2784]

probably a redo or . . . they don't know what to do so they just submitted this

[@violetchambers2677]

kingDeCosta123 All you have to do to be able to tell if they did this before, is read.

[@BLAngel1]

I'll confirm anything you want - Bender, Futurama

[@brian101ification]

kingDecosta123 "just when i thought you couldn't be any dumber, and totally redeem yourself"

[@RyanPoehls]

Surely you can go back further than the mid 70s for all time one liners. 😂

[@laustcawz2089]

Apparently, they can't/won't... oh & stop calling them Shirley.

[@novaswrld]

The honorable mentions where better and more funny than the 10 in the list!

[@mollyfixxer8799]

I believe this countdown would have been reflected more accurately if it had been called "Top 10 Stupidest Movie Quotes Of All Time".

[@kchgamer1788]

NO YOUR KILLING ME SMALLS

[@kchgamer1788]

I'm a little surprised

[@TheCosmosIsEvil]

Heh that one and GET IN MEH BELLY

[@weimowner884]

You're. Yes, I'm THAT guy.

[@drewsmithson6665]

How did a single Will Farrell movie not make this?

[@jessicakeesingstyles8712]

OMG Hahahahaha!! I was laughing at the Monty Python sketch but then I lost my s**t at the Austin Powers bit 😂😂😂 What can be funnier than a good wholesome good old fashioned fart......... paaaaaaarp!!...... .......Sorry I farted 😂😂😂😂

[@alankaufman5507]

Darn it! "...Don't call me Shirley" isn't an original line in "Airplane". It's a line from the Marx Brothers movie, "Duck Soup".

[@williampaterson7808]

Team America:World Police is probably one of the funniest movies ever! 🤣🤣

[@shanemccarthy7282]

' I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION' 😂😂 that had me laffing like crazy

[@reannapatton8044]

Most of these aren’t even funny

[@rodendsley4401]

I agree with you 100%. I don't mind the cursing but it is over done and just in movies to see how many times they can curse, so it loses it's point. Like how South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut made the same point.

[@marioballesteros7188]

GENTLEMEN! YOU CAN'T FIGHT IN HERE! It's the war room

[@troyeason8238]

"I'll have what she having"

[@sythlorde]

33 likes

[@markdasaro9045]

Troy Eason I'll have what she's having

[@dlb4299]

I would have put that at number two, right behind Airplane

[@annemariestaudenmann945]

Classic line!

[@Hhammer]

Number 1 is legendary. I do think we need to include anchorman through

[@ryancarter2959]

You could pick just about any line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail for this list tbh but the French Guard is the best

[@aquaqt3146]

Monty Python's and The Holy Grail "We are the knights who say ni"

[@RobSwindol]

I actually disagree with at least two thirds of these quotes. While many of them just aren't very funny, like almost anything uttered in the movie "Superbad", others were funny quotes in movies that actually contained even funnier quotes.

I think Billy Wilder's "I've killed mor people than Cecil B. DeMille" deserves a spot of honor

[@alexandra1328]

If will Ferrell wasn't in the video I would have sued

[@alexandra1328]

PixelFoundry Gaming seriously I have no idea why not

[@lovebonegaming4162]

PixelFoundry Gaming nothing from step brothers either! That movie was genius

[@BLAngel1]

Save me Jesus, Save me Buddha, Save me Tom Cruise!

[@lovebonegaming4162]

Ben Angel love it!

[@weimowner884]

Best line in that movie is "Walk it off!"

[@Tribulator]

Kong: Skull Island also had a funny one: Landsat Technician: We also put a man on the moon Hank Marlow: What? Did we just leave him there? I almost died laughing.

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

The 1940s, 50s and 60s apparently didn't have any comedy...

[@dalmaskadeadtrash3592]

WatchMojo is too lazy to care.

[@jakesteinberg5902]

You're right, they're missing some comedy gold, ww2 was a very funny time

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

Jake Steinberg The Philadelphia Story, Bringing Up Baby, as an example, are really funny and they came out in 1940 and 1938 respectively.

[@samguy7654]

Jake Steinberg yeah you're right the 50's and the 60's were full on world war 2.......

[@samguy7654]

Jake Steinberg Get a taste of you're own sarcasm

[@pajolee6918]

The elderberry line makes historical sense, which is why it's funny. Elderberry wine was only had by the lower classes - he was calling his father poor.

[@MrDunnepa]

top ten times watchmojo has let me down

[@classicmold]

"i award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul" my sister says this to me a lot

[@jacobalix7695]

" You can stone people that piss you off right ? its in the bible!! " like if you get the reference

[@lukefallon3622]

But you must be a man dressed as a woman disguised as a man to throw one.

[@bpark3726]

Not sure about the list as a whole but that’s a well deserved #1!

[@richdelgado3405]

Sorry, but the opening credits for The Holy Grail were funnier than most of these.

[@s4lami_grbikelife99]

all 3 austin powers were comey gold!i coulnt stop laughing..all 3000 times i watched them

[@jenmherro]

Why the hell is Zoolander on this list??? So many of Monty Python's movies could take up all the numbers!

[@sbyrstall]

Mugata's "crazy pill" line always makes me giggle.

[@jc.1191]

Zoolander is more quotable and funny