Top 10 RIDICULOUS Lies North Korea Has Told the World

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There are some hilarious lies North Koreans are made to believe. Thanks to the North Korea propaganda machine, North Koreans believe that Kim Jong-il invented hamburgers, never pooped or peed and was the greatest at everything. Even more impressive, North Korea apparently has a wonder drug that makes people taller. WatchMojo counts down ten pieces of propaganda North Korea tries to pass off as fact.
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00:27 #10: Kim Jong-il Was the Greatest at Everything
01:21 #9: Kim Jong-un Was a Child Genius
02:04 #8: Kim Jong-il Had a Strange Superpower
02:59 #7: North Korea Has a Wonder Drug That Makes People Taller
03:48 #6: Parliamentary Elections Are Democratic
04:46 #5: North Korea Has a Cure for AIDS
05:45 #4: Kim Jong-il Is the Inventor of Hamburgers
06:37 #3, #2 & #1 ???
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[@MrWill9002]

Next they'll be saying the CAKE is a lie!

[@shahms1]

+Kev Walthall no. He create blue people like you.

[@DemHighTimes]

why don't you pin someone else's comment, you selfish fucks

[@MrWill9002]

i know, but what i said was a joke

[@baronjphellingtonesq9636]

The red chapel is an excellent documentary about the place of disabled Koreans in the north. The Cleanest Race by Brian Myera is an un-putdownable book on how the North Koreans have been subjugated through manipulation of national self-identity.

[@toyamwarr]

“He was born on the side of a volcano underneath a star and double rainbow.” Good Lord. His poor mom had the worst labor and delivery ever.

[@zephineumbreon6075]

The book might as well say that kim jung un was born with no blood when birth learn to use an AK47 at two is amune to lightning heat and the cold and just to make sure to put the iceing on the lie cake he was the one who created korea in a past life !

[@chiensyang]

@@zephineumbreon6075, Thanks, I will suggest this to our Great Leader.

[@awkela3316]

lmao

[@dinasorice8196]

His mom is the volcano thats why hes as big as the volcano.

[@pggaming2607]

@@dinasorice8196 maybe he was born from the ass his mother must had terrible stomach pain because of the size of kim so when she was giving birth she fart in order for kim to come out which people thought that it was a volcano so then they create the legend of the volcano

[@Nadeshda44]

"Wrote 1500 books in college" North Koreans knew they were being trolled at that point

[@ridwana4037]

Nadeshda Ney Even the nerdiest,most diligent, bookworm/college student will call that bullshit.

[@bobbiusshadow6985]

what's the difference between North Korea and a cult?

[@markkumyllykoski5444]

Usually, you can leave a cult. Usually.

[@Musa_Kuubori]

Markku Myllykoski cant leave islam lol

[@ArbenWilson]

Nadeshda Ney I could barely get through the few books I had to read, that guy is a legend, must have written at least one a day

[@desklime3026]

North Korea: We will exile anyone under 4 feet tall Babies and toddlers:...

[@mr.wescottx7129]

crazy talk in N K

[@pavanmalave6328]

Vice City has no children

[@Fictionmaniac95]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@briannotafan3368]

there goes his cure for shortnes

[@jarrettowens6073]

He's an asshole, child kidnapper, and lying psychopath.

[@OnlineMadSkillzz2]

Norh Korea is like that kid in high school who thinks they’re cool in every way and believes everyone around him thinks he’s cool but is actually the laughingstock of the whole school

[@1Kapuchu100]

I still think "landing first man on the sun" should've been here. Top 3 at least.

[@PiratDunkelbart]

Well, it takes some time to get there, but techniqually you can "land there", though you may be a but burned and the return voyage isnt included. ^^

[@constantincazacu6525]

Pirat Dunkelbart You can't land on the sun neither technically nor theoretically because it is almost impossible to build a spaceship that would not melt at the distance 10000 km from the sun

[@PiratDunkelbart]

Yeah not in one piece. Dunno the physical aspects there, but I dont think all the material will be nulified and at least some destroyed particles will reach the actual sun.

[@TheHighFlys]

Do you know how hot the fucking sun is? Lmfao

[@grampton]

Derian Fly, not if you landed at night.

[@anthonyhargis6855]

North Korea is the world's only Fourth World nation. ROFLMAO

[@WritingGeekNL]

Just watch some real stuff, USA is the second(maybe the first) largest propaganda country in the world. It actually is going fine in Korea right now, really, people aren't starving to death.

[@kelvinmartinez4900]

HAHAHAHAHAHA..

[@diegom6053]

They are starving just like in Venezuela, Ukrania and Missouri.

[@FoxDren]

actually it's second world. first world = allied with USA during cold war second world = allied with USSR during cold war third world = impartial and/or neutral

[@bobbiusshadow6985]

most people don't even know what 1st, 2nd 3rd world mean, yet they talk like they do

[@Anaki99DK]

Im moving to North Korea, seems like a democratic wonderland with great healtcare and they have UNICORNS...

[@stanarian5238]

Anaki99DK You’ll never want to leave!!!

[@trtyuiop]

Are you an idiot You dident mension that they have a cure for aids invented the hamburger and more... the government will be angry at you now

[@jorgelaman6200]

The most important thing is that they have unicorns

[@user-zz4rd9wt3s]

Yess

[@Ucmilyaryediyuzellimilyon]

Frick the western world! North Korea, here i come!

[@Potatopatch]

Me: Well, this isn't TOO bad.... Video: Kim Jong-il is the Inventor of Hamburgers Me: *Triggered*

[@adamlarus1]

What are you German are something

[@Hello-qt6or]

A Potato Read the title of the video.

[@Potatopatch]

Rendelle Dempsey. I was referring to North Korea lying about inventing the Hamburger, not watchmojo.

[@TrueAngelkisses]

A Potato I Love Your Username ^_^❤

[@Potatopatch]

I love you too

[@AL7ARBI]

_This Comment Is removed by The North Korean Government_

[@NoLimitEdwin]

funny

[@archerestarcher]

Then how did I like it? TAKE THAT NORTH KOREA!!!

[@liamjmbtaandrailfan2791]

Sharp -Agario lol

[@KalpeshPatel78]

Can't be. They don't have internet yet.

[@mefitis]

Sharp -Agario they have internet.

[@ppdomino8565]

Kim Jong I'll : I'm the greatest at everything Me: your not great enough to escape death

[@zaucethesaucebauce527]

You're*

[@Cyborg_Lenin]

*loads missile* Neither is your family

[@ii_shqdowss2735]

If they “did” that, they should make a cure for the Corona Virus. Edit: Me going back to this comment and seeing his position now, it’s basically the opposite.

[@TheMamaluigi300]

They did. It’s called execution

[@ii_shqdowss2735]

TheMamaluigi300 Nani, they actually did???

[@TheMamaluigi300]

That’s what I heard, at least. I wouldn’t put it past them to do it though; perfectly normal for them

[@ii_shqdowss2735]

TheMamaluigi300 was it a fail or lie?

[@krisdunwoody7037]

What a waste of a "cute", the North Korea country "claims" they don't have the Corona virus in their country!

[@liamrafling6362]

When Kim Jong Il died: North Korea: *fake cries to not die* Rest of the world: Finally he's dead.

[@NicholasSteMarie]

Liam Räfling then Kim jong un showed up

[@yatish1007]

@@NicholasSteMarie you mean fatty kid?

[@projektgeronimo2696]

@@yatish1007 no he meant white Big Smoke with no number nine and more of the fool that chose the wrong house that can't keep up with the damn train.

[@yatish1007]

@Weeb Nation your bunker must be the size of a football field

[@normalperson2637]

@@yatish1007 Bold of you to assume he can fit in one

[@creamed9593]

North Korea is like that one kid who claimed he was perfect

[@daminikota7036]

True

[@Dullahan2]

And much like when they launch a nuke and it gets shot down, it'll be like when the teacher looks away and you deck the fucker into the ground.

[@seankyledelapena3634]

He may be perfect but he cant even perfect the nuke

[@sakuramune_]

Here’s what he invented: Microsoft Apple Hamburgers Starbucks Spongebob Kpop The real cost Truth orange Fresh empire Trivago Memes Everything

[@johnkaiser353]

Beats Al Gore and his invention of the Internet.

[@doctabyte5370]

LiEs! SlAnDeR! FaKe NeWs!

[@davidthompson6099]

He also has a steam account...

[@projektgeronimo2696]

@@davidthompson6099 is it fat boi?

[@primayudhistira5346]

*UNIVERSE*

[@parkkinglot892]

Chuck Norris: finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

[@andyrivas6307]

#1 Kim jong-un doesn't love Katy Perry

[@thepie193]

Andy Rivas ha, reference

[@xamzayaer8957]

Andy Rivas That reference...

[@bobtheduck]

You got to ignite the light and let it shine

[@jingwei4664]

He invented the hamburger? No wonder why people became vegan.

[@mooxblubble7404]

The was a misquote. It was supposed to he "invited the hamburger", as an explanation regarding his close friendship with Trump.

[@Shnozzler]

Too bad, he invented vegan burgers too

[@skinnycacitas66]

I would still eat it

[@chenyeanmingtakumi9033]

Its a show off from Kim Jong Il. Hamburgers are one of the foods brought in by the foreign welfare organisations to help North Korea during the 1990s femine. However, they used the food for serving the Leader, generals, people living in Pyeongyang who are loyal to Kim as well as the tourists, where some others were sold and the minority remaining foods for the people outside of Pyeongyang. When people questioned that, Kim replied that the foreigners are poisoning the people where the food must be disposed, and even created lies that he invented hamburger, the best food in the world.

[@paladinricthie5189]

#7 (hmmmm sounds like a nazi.)

[@sleepy_from_wc7609]

Anyone: (breathes) North Korea: They're stealing our oxygen! ALL OUT WAR!

[@amberchannel_05]

Kim Jung un: I invented the Burger!!!!!! North Koreans: yeah that's our Leader!!! Wait a minute is that a Gun or Missile??

[@kibitznec700]

Manso ponchi igual que el trump

[@chrisgould101]

BurGaH LaunCHa

[@Nekminute]

it still surprises me that north korea exists today...

[@charlesmahes9770]

Because the CIA only topples democracies.

[@nickmiller323]

RubberGently its just a matter of time before they crumble. Whether its an insurgency, a military coup, or a war with another country. They are just not running a sustainable country thats built to last.

[@chefboyd1269]

RubberGently they still exsit because china are allies with them. If USA decide to go to war with them then china would back up NK then it would scale to be a world war

[@nickmiller323]

Chef Boy'd not necessarily. North Korea and China actually do not have a defense treaty. They are just really close trading partners. China actually benefits a lot from the US while distrusting the North Koreans quite a bit.

[@TheProdigy090]

RubberGently Give it another month, two tops

[@blingbling574]

5'3", I didn't know shit piled that high.

[@vexxcon8125]

Bling Bling hahahahaha 😂

[@thejuicesquad5213]

Bling Bling ooooohhhhhh

[@Heaventhia]

full metal jacket reference

[@hasanwaseem7479]

lol

[@drummerboy0620]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@razibbaraljoy9978]

North Korea is the largest prison in the world. - You missed that fact.

[@DialRforRad]

They're talking about lies that North Korea made. Not facts.

[@grillzgangsta3988]

How is it a prison bro

[@razibbaraljoy9978]

@@grillzgangsta3988 How is it not a prison?

[@chukwudiilozue9171]

the list is of lies

[@Laiser]

@@razibbaraljoy9978 Most of the people didn't do anything wrong, unlike prison. They were just born there.

[@jd2ogofficial]

Kim jong ill: I invinted the hamburger People of north Korea: what's that

[@justinpierce1103]

North Korea is the first County to land on the sun. They also put their flag on the sun. The trip took a total of 7 hours (round trip) if I remember correctly.

[@abhcy]

Justin pierce Is this Sarascam?

[@justinpierce1103]

Jothur Chim nope. they wanted to be the first at something lol

[@nastynate4916]

Justin pierce Kin Jon un was also the first to shake Jesus's hand and beat him in a game of chess

[@evie5458]

And Kim Jong Il was the first ever demi-God / lizard hybrid to sing 'baa baa black sheep' on Mars in speedos. He also invented dinosaurs as well as the macarena. 100% true. ;)

[@MioszMichaowski]

How can you be so ignorant? The Sun has been created by Kim Ir Sen. He sneezed it out when he was 3 years old. Cheez, everyone knows this... ;)

[@OblivionKnight76]

I don't shit either. I'm eternally constipated.

[@kelvinmartinez4900]

XD

[@blyndrotor]

Sebastian Young I couldn't give a shit. I'm emotionally constipated.

[@SuperMonaLisaBros]

Please see a doctor, sir.

[@xavierreichel8254]

300th likes

[@alexshock3831]

puppy love WTF

[@RinaMasuda]

Kim jong il: I have invented the hamburger! Louis Lassen: Am I a joke to you?

[@dennistiomarwan652]

Lolz

[@abhinandcsuresh8546]

😑😑😑😑😑

[@rosesarerose1530]

How can u drive at 3 😭😂😂😂😂😂 imdone with this dude i feel so bad for the people 😭😭😭😭😭

[@chrisgould101]

Excuse me I did it. Let's the handbrake off nearly died. When was the last time you got 12 hole in one's in one golf game?

[@yacobatze9934]

It's all fun and games until someone launches a nuke.

[@renault_wotb2858]

Yacobatze It will only land on the same pad it was launched from

[@wishymain]

Yacobatze they can't even make an ICBM yet

[@traviskramer50]

StarDusT Welp... now they can😂

[@rileyboyd2608]

Yacobatze that is true ass fuck

[@captainwolf3687]

Yacobatze it won’t reach over here

[@jorgecarpio88]

Lies? It's alternative facts :)

[@desiree8148]

that reference omf

[@kennethwright5664]

Jorge Carpio bah... fake news... sad... sad

[@coletrainhetrick]

fuck off

[@TrueAngelkisses]

well..... FAKE facts then :/

[@desiree8148]

I think some of you guys aren't getting what he just said...

[@rujimarysoto7737]

Kim Jong Un: I can sail at 9 9 year old kids: Yeah! in a bathtub and your boat is just a toy boat.

[@anessasaliu452]

I just.... Love WatchMojo's Sarcasm level.

[@KiyaNene]

Vanessa 7 XD SAME

[@ragequit7689]

Roast lvl:100 million

[@tiborsapi9859]

it's over 9000

[@anessasaliu452]

Tibor Sápi LOL true

[@wil0853]

OVER 9000?!?!??!?!

[@StephenASmiith]

Number 1 : Our leader isn't a dick

[@savageluffy4366]

Tyler Aikens no he is a super dick lol

[@Epicmonk117]

Tyler Aikens beautiful

[@Epicmonk117]

Paweł Andonis Gawralidis Dobrzański herbu Leliwa If he gets executed for posting this, the people of the US will rise up and Twitler will be fired

[@cheekypasta55]

Are you even allowed on youtube???

[@Epicmonk117]

Yes he is

[@giaprincess5309]

Her: cure for aids Me: *cries in Freddie Mercury*

[@Mike-pj1kv]

He died from eating too many of his hamburgers.

[@smc0718]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long range missles Cant reach that far

[@x0thorn0x]

In a whole year this salty comment got no replies? 🤔 Methinks Susan wikiwiki has censorship algorithms working overtime.

[@smc0718]

😂

[@eduardkalmanawardze]

Randomly generated humor

[@georgewbush7021]

I really don’t understand why people defend North Korea just to bash The USA

[@smc0718]

@@georgewbush7021 just because it gives them something to do.

[@numbr1gumballfanever]

I have a bottle of diet Coke at home with some Mentos. In other words, my nuclear explosives are 10 years ahead of North Korea's.

[@brendenrogers7071]

Ha

[@tobio.6417]

PinkieDash the Brony Wow do bronies actually still exist?

[@brendenrogers7071]

Tobi Omole. Dang, that's harsh.

[@tobio.6417]

Brenden Rogers That was a serious question.

[@numbr1gumballfanever]

Of course we do. Don't believe everything you hear about us though. No, we are not a 'cult'. No, we are not a religion. NO, we are not gay. (Of course, there are gay bronies, but that is the person, it's not a 'Brony thing' to be gay. Just as it's not a 'plumber thing' to be fat and have your butt crack showing all the time when you work. It's the person, not the organization). We are just a very large group of fans.

[@robertaviles6454]

This is so interesting and freaky at the same time that there's actually people that are living this way ,it's like a black mirror episode in real life

[@saooran7364]

I miss that time when you had to prove what you say. So long for serious mass media.

[@mikeg5616]

So he is like a korean CHUCK NORRIS?

[@LuriTV]

He invented Chuck Norris!

[@Carbon2861996]

Dude, Kim Jong Un was born in a shack he built himself.

[@chivalryalive]

I read once that he claimed he and John Holmes were actually brothers! :-O

[@pharmitary_raz]

omg!!! haha. Good one!

[@ruisobral8872]

He is Chuck Norris' father

[@EthdanTV]

I still remember when North Korea claimed they won the FIFA World Cup and even had a trophy celebration

[@brunogamesbr1]

Right? And i loled so hard when i discovered that the fake news was also fake, CID from Não Salvo did it, he is officially the king of the trolls...

[@jesseng7310]

Wow

[@wonjinum2258]

Everything about that was based on a Russian parody video that had random subtitles. It was fake, but caught on like wildfire because people are fuckin gullible.

[@brunogamesbr1]

Drake Costanza i think that the fake vídeos are still up, just check Korea News Backup, thats where it all started

[@benkenobi3964]

They left it out

[@TheOnlyMJS]

Kim Jong-Il actually never existed. He’s THAT amazing. How non-existence could make such an impact.

[@toxotron5763]

North Korea: *has a wonder drug that makes people taller* Me and the single boys: ✈️ ✈️✈️✈️

[@ethanedwards5281]

the sarcasm in this video is savage i love keep up the good work guys

[@juanda680]

if he was so smart how come he's dead?

[@jakoborehult3551]

JD .-.

[@Dutch3k5]

JD he didn't die. Only transcended consciousness. Maybe u should brush up on your facts 😒

[@ianholdinghausen695]

Dutch3k5 dingus he was talking about uhn, not ihl

[@bigfudge2031]

I'm surprised he didn't have a cure for dead.

[@no____-____ah]

JD what..?

[@bigthanos4184]

4:17 *hilarious intervention by Arnie* Never knew I needed that😂😂😂😂

[@WritingGeekNL]

When does the list of the lies from the USA come? :')

[@simon_patterson]

Lars2Lars9Lars just read today's newspaper, on any given day. Too hard to round it down to just a top 10.

[@AntiTako]

Simon Patterson lol, good one.

[@bobbiusshadow6985]

that would be TOO LONG for WatchMojo......hahhhahahahahha

[@ES031]

We need one of those. That list will be pretty fuckin big.

[@cjgonzales7137]

Probably never

[@user-bw5tc3rd9q]

It might be funny to you guys, but it is tragedy for both South and North Koreans. I hope someday in future North Koreans can get their hamburger easy as we do.

[@karelhavlicek528]

황종모 One day, North Korea will be free. One day.

[@crazyluigi6664]

How did you get yourself that avatar, 황종모?

[@justusoconnor3243]

황종모 nuke north korea and your problems will end

[@luisalmeida1391]

I came for a similar comment. Well said.

[@justusoconnor3243]

Luís Almeida alguém só têm que explodir essa merda de país e pronto acabam os problemas

[@MsAncients1]

Ohmagod!!! the emotion of his subjects at 9:15 had me in TEARS laughing!! so much of this is just funny. Thanks for sharing!

[@MrEsMysteriesMagicks]

The North Korean lie that still makes me laugh is that when the North Korean team qualified for the World Cup some years ago, Kim Jong-il phoned in plays to their head coach during games on an invisible phone that Kim himself invented. North Korea actually said that. I'm guessing the long distance and roaming charges were pretty much invisible, too.

[@Echopoet233]

5:20 Kim jong un: this is a computer Other guy: yes that is a computer

[@vexxcon8125]

Horacio Ulloa 😂 😂

[@zedril9137]

Can it run Minecraft

[@ammry3333]

With 735828529922982G RAM

[@brysuagar6520]

Kim Jong Un: and you are a dead man Other guy: what Kim Jong Un: What

[@arthurdsouza10]

Other Guy: Does it turn on.

[@XhardCoreXQED]

Kim jong un doesn't do pushups he buys them prepared

[@eboysix]

Nah he does them with no hands.

[@Wade_Fucking_Wilson]

Cameron B WITH NO SURVIVORS

[@eboysix]

ok

[@gregholman2431]

In Soviet Russia, push-ups do you.

[@JOSH-qx7fm]

@@eboysix which means he's fat xD

[@derossetmyers47]

So the Kim Jong's are like Chuck Norris to these people, except they actually take it seriously.

[@cookieman4578]

This is literally how anime villains are said to have come into this world. Lmao

[@sm0keymcpot420]

He'd make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark....sometime's he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy

[@jorgepineda2129]

sm0keymcpot420 Dr evil!

[@sm0keymcpot420]

Well hello number 2

[@nickmiller323]

ng lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

[@pothead1137]

sm0keymcpot420 kek

[@baermajgd8388]

Welcome to my underground lair...

[@JimJamFlim]

Alright, this shit happening in North Korea has to stop. What the actual fuck.

[@StacieMMeier]

Well at moment only two countries could stop this... China and USA. China is being a pain about it and USA, well all they have to do would be to get the order from Trump. (God help us)

[@xjxnniferx.terraria4239]

Culum Maitland ikr

[@xjxnniferx.terraria4239]

Stacie Meier ikr but also one of the problems is trump.. well atleast thats what i think but god bless the innocent people in NK

[@shawnhornett]

Stacie Meier China is placing unprecedented pressure on North Korea. For the first time we have a president that they take serious and they have been taking action. China does not want to get into the wormhole with the nuts in NK. As a bonus China has replaced NK coal with US coal and lifted the ban on US meats and grains. Winning!

[@zachduperron8543]

“Kim Jong Il can do anything!” Me: (dies of laughter)

[@johnkaiser353]

Let him prove it. Rise from the dead.

[@robocap1]

Oh watchmojo you are always here for me at 2 am 😌

[@user-us6pw8yx7u]

I'm a Korean from the south part of the peninsular and this video was funny, but kind of sad. My grandparents' friends, families, and their memories are on the other side and I know they really miss the years when Korea wasn't separated. You guys might laugh at it and make it just a silly joke, but I want you to know that a lot of people died and suffered from the war and South Koreans made a great deal of effort to make Korea the nation where we see it now. The consequences still continues today and the north's people are just poor, suffering too bad.

[@mmmmmm-lt7jb]

ure right

[@ruisobral8872]

We dont laugh at korean's people we laugh at north korean's president who is a little piece of egocentric shittt. And we laugh, not because it's funny but because it's beyond sad. But that's how we deal with it. I bet 99% of the western people, if you ask, would like your people (north and south) to live in a real democratic country (the north) and to be happy and prosperous :)

[@connorfox1551]

i agree that its bad but you just gotta laugh at kim jong un being a dumbass and remember if he stays on this path say bye bye to north korea. he pissed off donald trump who is now president and vladmir putin at the same time he is screwed

[@joshuainsub5695]

론르로 im half south korean people i got from my father but i dont really know about north i just know they are bad no religion there

[@jerryfaulk491]

I might not be a Korean but Kim is a problem the people need to know the truth about where their food comes from the truth about how the world runs he lies to his people I met people who escaped from North Korea and they admit it was all lies he told if we could find a way to show them they could rise against him

[@felixprower3103]

Ever wonder what happens if children had no parents and were left alone to raise themselves? North Korea.

[@wiltuhoward8164]

Matrix Angel exactly. Or had parents that were too fucked up & neglected them so they raised themselves.

[@mauricioalmeida8674]

You mean South Korea?

[@mauricioalmeida8674]

There are shanty towns there, you know?

[@johnwalker3620]

Thanks, I needed that laugh!

[@SkippyTheRedKangaroo]

New one added 2020 - Kim Jong Un is still alive.

[@lukaimedashvili270]

don't forget guys, they are the first who put man on the sun, probably at night...

[@davidvasey5065]

What are you talking about? Everyone knows the sun disappears at night.

[@Dvmpsterfire]

Luka Imedashvili k

[@trixie6700]

They sent a human to the sun? I know they execute people *ON LIVE* but sending someone to the sun is just dark and crosses the line too far.

[@keviniiiiii4750]

SnowyLemonOwl Bruh, it was a lie to demonstrate to their people how advanced they are in terms of space technology and apparently they convinced their people that the astronauts were not harmed by the heat because the sun cools down at night

[@tannerboy1991]

north korea= hunger games world

[@issacjohnson2614]

George Tanner =1984 world*

[@Kit_Bear]

Number 11: He had a very good friend who was a time travelling centaur who could put the fear of annihilation into the enemy by farting in their general direction at will.

[@EllinasUniverse]

Who tf would be his friend tho

[@EllinasUniverse]

😂

[@Kit_Bear]

@@EllinasUniverse A time travelling centaur

[@johnkaiser353]

Don't make him unclog his nose at you or he will taunt you a second time.

[@jonathanconnor7920]

Of Kim Jong Un: _"He's got a great personality. He's a funny guy, he's very smart, he's a great negotiator. He loves his people, not that I'm surprised by that."_ ~~Donald J. Trump

[@buttercup5715]

haha of course

[@almosteasy7394]

God trump is a dumbass

[@jonathanconnor7920]

@@almosteasy7394 Indeed.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

Also Trump: "Very cool, Kanye."

[@timelordvictorious5508]

Well every leader has to be kind in front of a leader even sadly the bad ones..

[@SirChaosOmega]

I love all the sarcasm.

[@greysonbrown811]

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[@ervanantoekadilla]

Wait, Which one is sarcasm ?

[@edgarvalderrama1143]

Sir Chaos Omega Are you sure it is sarcasm?

[@Cyborg_Lenin]

@@ervanantoekadilla all of them if you aren't a moron

[@jeramahia123]

No. 11. North Korea uses Twilight Sparkle as click-bait. Shame on you.

[@twilightsparkle7531]

Im a clickbate

[@DraconasTenZHG]

*「 A N G E R Y 」*

[@lemonimotv]

Thank you for giving us the movies names

[@korhol2065]

North Korea: We found a unicorn Me: Just leave it on TV

[@rickybravo7894]

This is basically the hunger games . We got the capital where everyone is happy , and we got the people farther from the capital who are treated badly .

[@martinramos8235]

Is that every country

[@tufstuff2586]

@@martinramos8235 Compare American and North Korea which would you rather live in? yeah what I thought.

[@maxbauer220]

I don’t even think the people in the capital are happy.😔

[@ethanclobes9113]

Do you think that North Korea has a drug to cure my crippling depression?

[@wesuckatgames9549]

Or to cure G A Y?

[@thelolkid9637]

Or Cure my kid In the store

[@janemarstell1025]

TheLOLKid 1810 ur a kid that has a kid lol¿¿

[@imaretard6876]

Yes. It is called "bullet to the head".

[@ogshawdy7729]

They have to, its the only way they can keep on going

[@alicewilloughby4318]

#7 - Kim: (sings) Short people got no reason... short people got no reason... short people got no reason to live.... 7:17 - Ah, so THAT explains Twilight Sparkle in the thumbnail!

[@shahedhasan5378]

kim jon un: the world envies us the world: pity them

[@jacobcoy5642]

Damn Kim jon il must have killer constipation

[@redbird1500]

Plot-twist: The island where North Korea sends all their little people is also the island where Willie Wonka found the Oompla Loompas.

[@eldafint]

Lucien LaChance Lmao!

[@keithperkins9871]

Lucien LaChance 😮

[@jaimereyes6668]

Lucien LaChance im dead😂

[@BlueNoodle79]

Are you sure? I heard it's were Gulliver marooned.

[@Mobgnna707]

Redbird norteno

[@achalrajyaguru7644]

Nobody: Korean Government: wE hAvE UnIcOrNs!!

[@mirahjang431]

Gi-lin is not unicorn in Korean!! Gi-lin is giraffe

[@johnkaiser353]

So Gi-lin was designed by committee.

[@dennistiomarwan652]

Thx for the correction

[@dennistiomarwan652]

@@johnkaiser353 Nope. It's a korean mythical creature

[@Andre_APM]

Every time they threaten to nuke the US, the internet just fires back with memes

[@chrisgould101]

Did you ever get 11 hole in ones in one game? No I didn't think so

[@robertcook2097]

How weak do you have to be, to sit and relax, with no concern of the bad living standards of *your* people?

[@bigfudge2031]

yeah but, he invented hamburgers

[@larsolsen2424]

We need Kim Jun-Un to play basketball for the Lakers and lead colonization of every planet in the solar system (and 5000 exoplanets)

[@yournanontoast6180]

It’s 2019 now and the internets been round a pretty long time, surely Kim jong un knows most of the world now laughs at him and his predecessors.

[@johnkaiser353]

Wouldn't count on it. I suspect that anyone who told him that would be strapped to an Anti-aircraft gun and blown away.

[@durian111]

when a country leader shooting it uncle for sleeping, i dont think human right was even a thing there.

[@mauricioalmeida8674]

Yeah... Imagine if that story was true, how good it would be. Guess what? Never happened.

[@dannybones399]

@@mauricioalmeida8674 Post evidence.

[@kristiannygaard6617]

The original Chuck Norris meme was from North Korea.

[@unknown.m706]

Kristian Nygaard heh heh northkorean chuck norris

[@maggie406]

F$*#@ you North Korea

[@MrBlonde294]

Kristian Nygaard Ouhhhhhh, i wouldn't write something like that. Chuck Norris is North Korea.

[@duma0238]

Chuck Norris is the Kim Jong il of the west.

[@rujimarysoto7737]

Kim Jong Ill : I invented hamburgers America and germany: Bitch Please

[@coltseavers6298]

Also, in the mid 80's, they claimed to have discovered Cold Fusion.

[@evie5458]

The western world is most definitely messed up but at least we can acknowledge and discuss that, as well as make jokes about it. I feel really sorry for North Korean citizens and I hope that the country undergoes major change. (though unlikely anytime soon)

[@danielc.558]

Evie York Exactly. "Democracy may not be perfect, but atleast I don't have to build a wall to keep my people in." JFK Or in this case, DMZ and guards.

[@jamesnovick4919]

Evie York An MURICAN invasion is nessary.

[@evie5458]

Cryptic Comet I can't tell if you're joking... 😂

[@connor-bj6ku]

The change they need is better relations with South Korea, which the south has been refusing (though the election of Moon-Jae may be a good thing). They need trading partners, because they were doing fine before the USSR fell, they already have a democracy and a relatively open society. But starvation is their biggest problem rn

[@tilap1a]

I'm not sure if you watched the video, but their "democracy" is in no way democratic, and no part of their society is "open" (You literally have to have government permission to own a car and computer).

[@kuba01ba]

Plot twist: All of this is true

[@tobeymaguirecrying8521]

SergioMares no , it's not.

[@seekandestroy6913]

Tobey Maguire crying no shit Sherlock

[@JayJayM57]

Seek ANdestroy trump won the election with lies. I think it is important to clear it up.

[@freestyle1026]

+j marine won*

[@JayJayM57]

Kevin Lazaro fixed it thank you. Sometimes I miss some of my phone retarded auto correct.

[@rujimarysoto7737]

Kim Jong Ill: I make the best Music Mozart : Bitch please

[@jarrettowens6073]

7:38 This is off-topic, but for some reasons that is one of my favorite commercials. One reason is Steven Tyler.

[@allegiant347]

Looks like Trump doesn't fall too far from the tree

[@bobbiusshadow6985]

Connor Qualls hahahahhahahahahaha, do you see the correlation between what you just said and the people of NK

[@martinjunior1206]

connor qualls would you saw that if trump believed one of kim johg un's lies just like he believes in other people's lies or in his own lies (correction... alternative facts) with, you know.. NO EVIDENCE TO BACK UP HIS LIES!!!!

[@jordanlopez8324]

connor qualls Are you fucking stupid?

[@Solqueen86]

Connor Qualls, Yes, Trump lying about a past president's birth without proof even going back on his promise to show it so he can play golf and now accuse him of wire tapping without evident other than a news website that is only 5 months old and own by one of his workers and refuses to show it unless that president is locked up (Without a trial) is the best...You are a moron

[@xhoidushi3748]

Trump might be a moron but I don't remember him starving people to death and putting them in death camps lol.

[@heavyboss8097]

let me guess drinking margarita and listening to katy perry is gay is on this list like if you know the reference;)

[@gordonfreemason6311]

heavy boss 809 Kim Jong Un has no comments on margaritas.

[@bananabread4541]

The Interview? XD

[@tyzorg]

Yoo @3:08 and @3:09 (use , and . keys to move frame by frame. , goes backwards . goes forwards (period and comma)) are those little blue pills a couple of roxies? HMMM LOL

[@DK-ih7is]

"North Korea doesnt sell meth" (true story)

[@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult]

Watchmijo: he invented hamburgers Me: *goes super saiyan* you take that back!

[@lukadelic4693]

Wait didn't they also tell everyone they won the 2014 World Cup I thought that was hilarious

[@andrewmather9076]

said they got to the final against Portugal after beating Japan 7-0, the USA 4-0 and China 2-0...

[@ariflukitoo]

no it's not true, The watch world cup just like us.

[@easyvnie6496]

Arif Lukito Yes its true. And no, they dont watch it. You can even watch the original reports they sended in north korea where they claim those things.

[@sejason56]

Didn't they lie to the people that they beat Brazil 1-0 and proceeded to show the live broadcast against Portugal where Ronaldo and co put 7 past them back in 2010? Apparently the coach was expelled from the worker's party for 'betraying' Kim Jong-un and forced to become a construction worker while the players were publicly shamed... and that was a light punishment, it could have been prison camps.

[@123dan321]

Hahah actually that was a prank made by a Brazilian humor blog! I'm not even kidding, but it was surprisingly real and media channels began to spread it :p

[@phoomchuepram9960]

Very poor choice of recommendation.

[@fjz10706]

I saw the thumbnail and I thought this was bizarre Twilight Sparkle x Kim Jong Il fanfic

[@pooikaz]

Video starts at 0:00 You're welcome

[@TheMikeFranzonePod]

Thanks bro! My video didn't start so i was like "OH SHOOT" but then i went into the comments....Low and Behold, I found you! My Knight in shining armor!

[@cl868]

Why do comments like this get noticed?😐

[@jonc3519]

Fabien Andrews it's funny.

[@Huge-orge]

Lies

[@lisettegoldia7677]

Skipparino Watchmojonian

[@Koenkijktfilmpjes]

Who remembers when North-Korea lost to Spain in the World Cup 9-1, but they cut out all of Spain's goals and made it look like they won 1-0?

[@epic8923]

Koen Schäperclaus what world cup ?

[@richie_23]

yeah... the 2010 world cup...

[@TheWatcher802]

You mean when they lost 7-0 against Portugal in 2010? What happened is that they said they beat all the world powers like USA, Russia and China and then lost 1-0 in the final against Portugal showing only one of the goals.

[@epic8923]

João Meira es tuga ?

[@TheWatcher802]

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