Top 10 That '70s Show Jokes That Will NEVER Get Old

These "That ‘70s Show" jokes will NEVER get old. For this list, we’re looking at the funniest jokes to be featured in the sitcom “That ‘70s Show.” Our countdown includes "I love cake," Eric's softness, Jackie's cold, and more! Which "That ‘70s Show" joke always makes YOU laugh? Let us know in the comments!
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[@MsMojo]

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[@JusticeOuinn420]

Men=Underwear Women=Panties

[@JustSimplyNatN]

Jackie: His name is not important. What is important is that he is better than you in every conceivable way. Kelso: WELL DAMN JACKIE THAT COULD BE ANYBODY!

[@thisguyhere6641]

Jackie: I'm cold too. Kelso: Well, damn, Jackie, I can't control the weather.

[@nicolehuff8455]

The other running joke is Kelso yelling, "Damn Jackie! Stop kissing other guys!" 😂

[@mycatsgotpinktoebeans381]

Also don’t forget, “ahhh, my eye!”

[@ide1020]

Laurie: All I'm saying is daddy works really hard, and nothing here is cheap. Eric: Except you. Laurie: Believe me, I'm not cheap. Eric: Fine, free, whatever... Gets me every time.

[@Draxxor]

And that's the best burn Eric ever done

[@tankshot3256]

Laurie and Hydes exchanges are epic as well

[@thekillercommenter6567]

I own and still watch this show almost Therapeutically.

[@navilavazquez9481]

Amazon really wants $30 per season and I’m willing to invest for my mental health.

[@debbiebousquet5677]

I used to have seasons 1 thru 5 on dvd...

[@LAkadian]

What does that mean, then?

[@heatherr0420]

It always cheers me up to watch the show

[@stealthskater5674]

Long Live Old School 😎🎸🥁🎸🤘✌️

[@WiLDCHiLD.]

Fez: "I said 'Good day!'" Eric: "Yes, yes."

[@savage_karma]

Omg, my husband always says YES YES in such a cheeky way like Eric. Lol so great. This show means so much to so many people 🥰

[@nicholeponiewaz5591]

Laurie: "Nothing here is cheap" Eric: "Except you" Laurie: "Trust me, I'm not cheap" Eric: "Fine! Free! What ever." Best burn of all time.

[@dialpizar8000]

I miss this series so much... I need it back on Netflix😭

[@deannaroberson1451]

Hopefully, Netflix will bring it back when That 90’s Show premieres.

[@yabbadabba1975]

If you can gain access or if it is broadcast where you live, the "LAFF" network has been playing all episodes, in order, for a few years.

[@ladybugradio1988]

Ikr? I miss it, too.

[@savage_karma]

YES! I agree. I have all but the last season on DVD and the last season is not easy to find and when you do find it it's not that affordable! It's crazy.

[@nappi5002]

if u don’t have peacock the best way to stream it is by going to a bootleg site u won’t get hacked.

[@traviscummings9178]

"You're breaking up the band, Yoko!"

[@karenwinston8911]

My favorite sitcom. I would have put almost every scene with Kitty from season 5 in the top ten. I quote her breakdowns all the time. "How can it be a clicker if it won't click?!"

[@MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020]

I love when she cusses out Red

[@thisguyhere6641]

Mine too! Especially when Red calls Eric's friends dumbasses, and then threatens to stick his foot up their asses!

[@TsukiRaiki]

a car show? i don’t wanna go to a ******** car show

[@tayawalter4741]

“That it’s offensive to the devil” will always take it home for me. 😂

[@tmiletticc]

"daddy works hard and nothing here is cheap" "except for you" "believe me, I'm not cheap" "fine, free. whatever" That one always gets me

[@azureandnoir3274]

@@tmiletticc eric roasted her so bad 😭😭

[@dorisreed6268]

I like the scene when Kitty comes down to the basement and demands a cigarette.

[@trinaq]

Dammit, Jackie, I can't predict the weather! I randomly quoted this line to my pals once, and nearly ALL of them understood the reference! 😂🤣

[@probablyfishing]

control the weather?

[@jessewest2894]

I can't CONTROL the weather. Ugh....blasphemy

[@LloydxMcfly]

my most beloved sitcom ever. the "my eye" the burns, the jackie comebacks, that octoburn💀, the car that runs on water MAN. aw man i love this show

[@williammccollom6847]

My favorite reoccurring jokes on the show are from Red, him calling people "dumbass" and threatening to "kick their ass" in various ways. Also evey time Kelso falls off the water tower

[@aleph9006]

My favorite scene is when Kitty starts taking Valium and she comes home from the psychiatrist high AF smiling and saying "I just feel like a RAINBOW 🌈. Does anyone else feeling like a RAINBOW???"

[@TolkienGeek.]

Eric: What's wrong with her? Red: *shakes pill bottle* 🤣🤣🤣

[@hippocrips3023]

One of my favorite episode is where Pastor Dave shows up to the Foreman's house. Laurie coming onto him and having the cards 666 was hilarious!

[@KibbityKabbit2]

My personal favorite… Laurie: “You better watch your back.” Jackie: “Really? Because you should stop spending so much time on yours!”

[@luedanger561]

My favorite scene ever is when Kelso practices interrogation on Eric and smashes his Star Wars model 😆

[@aprevost10]

Yes! Thank you, I was hoping someone would mention that. Kills me every time!

[@bloodymary6898]

The burn Jackie made to Eric's sister Laurie is ICONIC AND THE BEST BURN IN THE WHOLE SHOW , weird it werent on this list

[@TheLauren800]

Oh yeah that should be in here!!

[@user-fc5mz6qh4g]

- You better watch your back - Really?Cause you should stop spending so much time on yours

[@MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020]

Oh look, it’s Michael and his community chest

[@michellewesterfeld740]

Yessssss

[@johnmarx3919]

@@user-fc5mz6qh4g Epic writing....

[@BigOleMatty]

best scene ever was "eric's burger job" and donna keeps asking eric if he wants to do stuff and he says can't i have to work...and the last was "eric i'm trying on bikinis later wanna help?" and eric almost cries as he says he can't because he has to work...

[@abby__7867]

“Are you sober?” “No, Aquarius” Gets me everytime lol

[@trundalthegreat9866]

Red getting stoned and selling Eric's car didn't make the list?? That entire episode was gold. Or Bob cussing out Red. Underrated scene!

[@richarddowns7162]

" It's a Vistacruiser! You can literally ..... crùise the vistas!

[@hesayshesayhowboutmesay]

Jessica Simpson sings Eric: What do I do? Do I clap? I’m just gonna walk away….” Gets me every single time.

[@rhaegarrubey4488]

The parents high off the pot brownies is epic. Always makes me laugh.

[@MandalorianRevan]

The Vista Cruiser... It can cruise the vistas!

[@vi6ilanteshit]

I will say before watching that my fav moment is when Bob (Donna’s dad) takes off his toupee to reveal his baldness and Kitty (Eric’s mom) starts snickering and saying it’s her sinuses 🤣

[@deannaroberson1451]

That one gets me every time.😆

[@seismicstar3762]

There are a few major ones I expected on this list but number 1 was amazing. One of the ones I am saying is missing is when Kelso tells the gang he couldnt perform with Pam Macy and Hyde and Eric make jokes while it looks like Fez isn't getting it until Fez comes around with the greatest burn of them all for the joke "I am sorry, That you are Not A Man."

[@donnal.4609]

Kelso: Geez, if [Red]'s like this now, he's going to be a total headcase when they shut down the plant. He's just going to be this pathetic guy...[Red walks in; loudly]...with breasts the size of watermelons! [pauses] ...Is what Moses said to the Egyptians. Red: Kelso, go home.

[@TheLauren800]

The exchange of “play time is over” and the Eric “where was I for play time” gets me every time!! Also isn’t there a line Hyde says Eric should write a book things my dad threaten me with , chapter one his foot??!!…

[@michellecrocker2485]

“BURN!” Is my favorite. I love doing that one. “Dumbass” is my stepdad’s favorite

[@donpietruk1517]

When they find out Kelso is actually 18 and could have been buying beer for them all along! I totally understood the homicidal impulse in Hyde!

[@lionsatmidnight]

I love how Hyde punched kelso in the left side and he grabs his right eye. 🤣

[@nikeairjordanfly]

“Damn Jackie”

[@Boomehilda]

Eric to Laurie: What a bitch. Eric turns to Red: a roon a doonie

[@bretthicks1222]

The Christmas episode where kelso trys to run up and see Laurie and almost knocks the punch bowl over is my favorite even kelso is fighting back trying his best not to laugh...it's friggin hilarious and never gets old

[@Affinty]

Yes! And hearing the audience squealing makes it better

[@laymensbiblestudy2749]

"Does that smoke detector detect all kinds of smoke?" "Long live the king"

[@tippinonmyha1321]

Lol the "BUUUUURN" will forever be gold.

[@metalmorticia1]

during the prom episode when Eric and Donna are trying to do it & they are on the bed and he goes "big stain big stain!" so he goes into the restroom to get a towel and you just see he him scream ",OH GOD GOOD!" AS HE THROWS HIMSELF AGAINST THE DOOR 😆😆😆😂

[@kawainess]

I just watched that episode and I'm guessing that it's a dead man or a 💩

[@davido.1233]

Pretty sure all of my favorite moments of the show were on this list, including the Honorable mentions. The one moment that wasn't on this list was the one with the Green Paprika! Side note: My teeth and cheeks hurt from all of the smiling and laughing of this video!

[@tmiletticc]

"honey, paprika is red" 😂

[@margaridabaptista3712]

"The Packers winning this year's Super Bowl, that's what's in the bag!" 🤣🤣

[@yourmomishot7547]

Okay but I truly love this show

[@ravikantivikram533]

The scene where Kelso meets Laurie ... and Kelso only listens to what he wants 😂

[@stephanieb663]

Teacher: Do you think we'll be friends after this? Hyde: Well, my head is telling me no, but my heart is telling me no.....so no

[@user-jq8tg4fq4f]

Hello dear friend, I pray you are having a great day over there?

[@SomeRandomJackAss]

Hyde: "Leo, man, this is just dog food!" Leo: "Wait, if this is dog food...oh, man, I gotta get home to my dog." End credits roll over Leo's dog tripping balls.

[@kindoe66]

I love this show,glad I own the DVDs. 🥰❤

[@kodiosmond6185]

Kelso giddily rubbing his bare behind all over the El Camino right after Hyde waxes it. 💀

[@Imzadi76]

I love this show so much. The only reboot I am looking forward to

[@xiahkixiri]

REBBOT?????!!!!

[@brucewayne7247]

When? Original cast?

[@Imzadi76]

@@brucewayne7247 It's a continuation with Kitty, Red and Eric and Donna's daughter set in the 90's. As doesn't let me link to the article just Google tvline that 70 show reboot.

[@johnmarx3919]

I just hope they don't screw it up with woke crap...

[@susannadanner906]

This comment aged well...

[@ritaluna8242]

For me the funniest scene is when Leo tells Hyde and Kelso that he saw a spaceship and it’s a good year blimp. Always cracks me up

[@aRtaJay]

When Eric is high talking to his parents.

[@yourmomishot7547]

That 70's show and friends are my top 2 shows

[@LukeKetchum7003]

You posted my comment first!

[@yourmomishot7547]

@@LukeKetchum7003 huh

[@allisonreilly1952]

You have excellent taste!!!

[@alyvirani4980]

Kelso running into the Foremans' screen door when he sees Hyde & Jackie kissing is my favorite moment.

[@Evo-nt6be]

When Kitty cussed out Red was classic. "I don't want to go to a @#$% car show in @#$% Kenosha"

[@johnmarx3919]

It's sooo funny that even though it's beeped, Debra Jo is actually swearing like a sailor!!

[@dougfancy101290]

The dine and dash episode is my favorite!

[@oshikuru09]

Caaaaan iiiii heeeelllpp yoouuuuu

[@kristinkindinger4199]

One of my favorite shows of all time!

[@mondler107]

LMAO I'm so glad "my eye" got in here 🤣

[@jamesk2295]

No mention of stoned Kitty? 😂

[@topcatchillinbytrash]

"Softer than Liberachi" and "Eric! You are a God!" are my top two

[@SeanCruz]

When Hyde throws the egg that Kelso is supposed to protect as a baby, kills me every time.

[@mynameisjaychou96]

the joke really got me laugh out loud when jackie call dona moose

[@jacobdrolet4262]

Totally amazing video of the best jokes on that 70th show,fantastic job ms mojo. I love that 70th show.

[@tmiletticc]

"My eye!!" will always be one of the funniest to me

[@savage_karma]

Yeah, my husband and I use the carnation instant bitch line a lot. 😂 We also usually end up yelling MY EYE if we accidently hit ourselves in the face or play fighting. Just the other night l my son was shooting off his nerf gun and hit my husband in the face as he walked out of a room and took him by surprise. We all died of laughter and screeched MY EYE. Classic. Another line we always say is the "2 inches to the left". The one when Leo's cousin renovates the basement and moved everything just 2 inches to the left and calls it art. Yeah this show has a lot of meaning for us and we quote it a lot. Can't wait for that 90s show! Going to be so nostgic!

[@leelongvideo]

"Your hands are strong, but your right hand is much stronger than your left hand. Why is that?"

[@slopez6258]

“Where’s my candy you son of a bish!” 😂😂😂

[@heatherr0420]

Anytime they're baked in the basement just gets me

[@ronaldelliott4373]

One that was omitted was Kelso’s burn about a burn. As he said,” that’s a second degree burn!”

[@John-cd7jp]

When Red catches them in tbe "circle". Then they start hallucinate as Red & Kitty are scolding them

[@Sacredsnow2]

My favorite joke is the one where red accidentally burns kitty when she’s going through menopause and kel so goes CH CH BURN (while imitating pumping and firing a shotgun)

[@LexoG33]

Leo: Hey man, you better have a damn good excuse for missing work. Hyde: I got busted. Leo: Damn, that's a good excuse! What did they get you for? Jackie: For loving me. Leo: Haha, 'cause she's like 14?

[@jodigalligos3438]

Lol I think my most favorite episode scene is when Kelso is coming back from the academy *Fez laughs* Hyde- what's so funny? Fez (laughs) he said penal code Hyde- you're like a 4 year old it's a legal term penal code *thinks for a moment before they both laugh* Brooke comes in and asks how his penal code test went They all laugh and then Kelso says he passed with his 4th B in a row but the test was oral after she asks to see it Hyde- Oral testing the penal code 😆🤣🤣🤣

[@Auggie_warriorofchrist]

One of my favorite things to do is to get stoned, eat Doritos and watch That 70s show. It takes me back in time.

[@webslinger7772]

WELL DAMN JACKIE! I CANT CONTROL THE WEATHER!

[@brianmcconnell1817]

What about the “Tang” scene where Eric’s mother tries to encourage the boys to drink Tang because “every young boy loves tang.” And they try desperately not to laugh. 😆😂🤣

[@gianinabadami5341]

The Tater Nuts Joke should been on the list. That was my number one. At least the other one from the same episode was number one

[@jodawa2504]

Gianina Badami, Kelso: "Stop calling me Tater Nuts!" Hilarious!

[@johnmarx3919]

'Tater Nuts makes sense..."

[@mafeweigel]

The rabbit story always makes me laugh hard! 😂😂😂😂

[@jeremygoodrum2326]

My favorite is the Hunting trip, Fez catching the beautiful black pheasant 😂, "We ate someone's soul man!!!"

[@stephanielee2661]

How about that episode where Eric dressed as a storm trooper and Donna Princess Leia and they came running out of her house and Eric still had the helmet and only wearing underwear? I was there for the taping of that one and got a free script for laughing so hard. Lol

[@user-jq8tg4fq4f]

Hello dear friend, I pray you are having a great day over there?

[@bynahelemaal]

i also like the six million dollar man one where they almost kiss each other when shaking hands xD and Eric saying bacon and the street sign ep where Kelso says he doesn't have Farrah hair, but it's more like jaclyn smith

[@markmagician2471]

DAMN JACKIE I CANT CONTROL THE WEATHER

[@stephaniejohnson583]

Love that show! But I was a young teen of the 70s myself. 😀

[@user-jq8tg4fq4f]

Hello dear friend, I pray you are having a great day over there...

[@Spikeland]

Eric: sausage and Tang isn't that a little bit to racy for breakfast Kitty: I don’t get it Red: Well I'm going to leave before someone explains it After Kitty talks to Hyde about a new coat Kitty: Here, here have some tang and you can go Hyde: boy if I had a dollar everytime I've hear a girl say that to me Kitty: What's so funny? Don't turn down Tang growning boys need tang

[@dkfaipn6063]

That rabbit story killed me 20 years ago and it still killed me now

[@kdm71291]

I LOVED that show.....partly because I grew up in the '70s.....it was so good....but then "Eric went to Africa"..........and it ended. and then....the Big Bang Theory took its place in my heart!

[@Pepsiloaketes]

Forever one of my favorite show...

[@feliciajenkins5041]

Eric walking in on Kitty and Red getting it on always funny 🤣😅🤣

[@donnadressler3766]

Your #1 moment was one of my favorite moments also. I laughed so hard I cried.

[@user-jq8tg4fq4f]

Hello dear friend, I pray you are having a great day over there?

[@big8dog887]

Red: "Is this what I think it is?" Kelso: "If you mean paprika, then yes, sir!" Kitty: "Michael, honey, paprika is red." Kelso: "If you mean green paprika, then yes, sir!" Red: "Green paprika?" Kelso (whispering): "Hyde, what am I looking for here?" Hyde (annoyed): "Oregano" Kelso: "If you mean oregano, then, yes, sir!"

[@bucksdiaryfan]

The one that always makes me laugh is when Eric ran over Donna's cat and was afraid to tell her and Red said, "Oh come one how hard can it be? You just go over there and say "Hey I'm a cat killer, I murdered your cat" except he couldn't get through it without laughing hysterically

[@SarahRenz59]

I like the episode where the Formans have a garage sale. Red, Kitty, Bob, and Midge accidentally partake of Hyde's "special" brownies, and the ensuing conversation between the 4 is hilarious. In his altered state of mind, Red sells Eric's Vista Cruiser. Kitty, with a horrified look on her face, says, "You sold the Vista Cruiser?!?," then immediately starts laughing. Cracks me up every time!

[@tmiletticc]

"hip. hip. hip."

[@j.m.r.7168]

Funniest scene ever in the series - Eric & Donna do a Butch & Sundance at the restaurant after everyone else leaves them.

[@MakotoKinoSailorJupiter2020]

One of my favorites is when Kitty tells Red she’s faked plenty of things

[@Tkidddd]

70's show graduated in 78' , and so did I.

[@daveperala4723]

I totally agree with number 1. I'm looking forward to the reboot with Eric and Donna's kids living with Red and Kitty. I hope they come up with a different version of the 'circle' too. One of the things I liked most about this show, was that we who grew up in that era could relate to it. We all knew someone just like each of those characters. Some of us actually were those guys. From the cheerleader to the stoners, with a MILF or two thrown in as well.

[@savage_karma]

I LOVE that (most of) the OG crew will be in it! Red/Kitty, as well as Bob and Leo.

[@Garry1996lt4]

Fez to Eric after Kelso calls Eric a party pooper. No Party no pooper.

[@Garry1996lt4]

I was hoping this made the list

[@fordprefect4728]

1 of my favourites is when ericis drunk and impersonating red while red is standing rite behind him.

[@jerryjanik480]

When Kitty started listening to Judas Priest in the bathroom My grandmother used to say Judas Priest all the time that she loved that 70 show but she thought Judas Priest was a swear word but she never thought they were a band

[@matthewwelsh294]

10:47, that would be the look on my face to Kelso as well 😂 😂

[@danielcunningham4339]

God I need this back on a streaming service

[@FumblsTheSniper]

As a guy from Wisconsin, it’s my duty to discus Fiber-glass Air-cooled engines as often as possible.

[@deannaroberson1451]

The Canadian Road Trip Leo “Do u you you know why they call it beer?” Eric “No” Leo “Just curious man.”😆

[@theresacherco3503]

Well damn Jackie I can control the weather