Top 10 Types of Water

[@noahsamsen]

i hope Julian and Josh are able to find this someday, this brief, beautiful breakdown of a now distant memory. im emotional now. thanks CJ. Glad you’re hydrated

[@TheAfroOfDoom]

you are making me emotional with this comment omg

[@koolaidkirby7977]

@@TheAfroOfDoom told u I could bust through 😎

[@13mungoman13]

On the topic of old water, water goes stale when it absorbs carbon dioxide from the air around it, which makes it go very slightly acidic, so we pick that up as tasting off or stale. Essentially, it's carbonated but only enough for you to be like "eughhh whats up with this water"

[@janefkrbtt]

So that's why sparkling water is shit

[@Jotari]

To be fair that's how I feel about genuine sparkling water too.

[@DM-nw5lu]

@@janefkrbtt As a German, sparkling water is superior. Stale sparkling water tastes like stale non-sparkling stale water though. Just don't drink stale water. And still water? Do you WANT to have a boring life? Because you do have one.

[@janefkrbtt]

@@DM-nw5lu enjoy your acid water, xenomorph in lederhosen.

[@witokija]

@@DM-nw5lu no one with the last name Fuckerbutt has a boring life I can assure you that

[@Novur]

This video proves the hypothesis that CJ can AND WILL make literally anything entertaining and engaging

[@dominictemple]

So very true.

[@AvinZarlez]

100% exactly what I was thinking. I was on the edge of my seat at every moment

[@theother5594]

So true 😂 and how the fuck do they do it ?! It's like magic

[@lucky_-1y]

Who is WILL?

[@minecalftree1838]

i don't think this video is about CJ in particular, but that anything can be beautiful when viewed from some angle

[@bea_3243]

your silence on a cold glass of water in the middle of the night and water when you're also chewing a piece of mint gum is deafening.

[@katpicstory]

As an animation student, the "Please god bring back 2D animation" line hit me because almost none of my classmates like 3D. We see it as a necessary evil, but very few people are passionate about it.

[@KillahMate]

It's inevitably going to come back. When gaming platforms first gained 3D acceleration, everything moved over to 3D and 2D became almost a dirty word - less than 20 years later both gamers and game developers realized that that is stupid and plenty of games look best in 2D. The movie industry moves slower, but we're already seeing stuff like Spider-verse and Arcane as very high-profile productions that are moving back toward 2D. And of course Hollywood is always obsessed with the latest and greatest trends which is why Hollywood is the worst when it comes to obsessing about 3D animation.

[@perrydimes6915]

@@KillahMate to be clear, i think this is what you were hinting at but spiderverse was animated entirely 3d and used various techniques to mimic 2d. so it's not really 2d

[@Huntracony]

@@KillahMate I think especially Arcane is a great example of what you can do by mixing the two.

[@tamarbeker1701]

​@@Huntraconythis

[@catsinburg8626]

I graduated in 2020 but a lot of my classmates really liked 3D, we liked both

[@KatsuDjinGX]

BABE WAKE UP! NEW WATER JUST DROPPED!

[@Ixarus6713]

Big Drink???

[@PixelCherries]

WATER LORE

[@duckdudette]

Shut up honey, that's just rain

[@lyudmilapavlichenko7551]

That's rain. Rain.

[@leitmotif7268]

MOM TURN THE TV ON ITS WATER DOESNT MATTER WHICH CHANNEL AUGH

[@FancyTheGoblin]

Coming out of the Kirby Air Ride part and resuming with the water list feels like watching the credits roll on a movie, becoming aware once more of the room that you're in, noisily marching out of the airconditioned cinema and having to squint as your eyes readjust to the bright light of the outside world, condensed into a millisecond.

[@DisasterAster]

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[@leon_atrewo]

You have such a way with words. I'm so jealous :D

[@FancyTheGoblin]

@@leon_atrewo Haha Thank you! That's very kind.

[@ecstasy.dreamer]

damn you explained it perfectly

[@thewhisper4269]

Sending you a platonic forehead kiss for this really cool paragraph

[@relatoteet3518]

in defense, as a water chewer myself, i'd like to say that little ice cubes give me the pure sensation of crunch while not distracting with flavor. chewing ice is the ultimae crunch experience

[@Caitlin2608]

the little ice cubes are also much easier to chew than big ice cubes 5/5 star experience

[@surfinggarchomp2820]

I LOVE SMALL ICE

[@vilmos1066]

YESSSS

[@skeletonflautist]

All fun and games until the water crunches your molars back.

[@byekisska7968]

my teeth said no 💔

[@JettKuso]

An utter shift of subject with NO shift of form. Absolutely stunning.

[@spiralghosts]

This video is a great representation of what happens when someone actually lets you ramble about what goes on in your head. Perfection

[@wolfelee356]

exactly! my thoughts and infodumps aren't tangential, they're circumstancial! Some people think I have "too many unecessary details", but my thoughts always circle back to the main point, I just have a lot to say.

[@kevinmerz2036]

That Kirby Air Ride tangent is the most childhood affirming thing I've ever heard. That game has nothing but fond memories and I almost cried being reminded of it.

[@xatnu]

Simple pleasures of youth :')

[@jac1011]

first battle royal when you think about it

[@kevinmerz2036]

@@jac1011 "Why is this game just Fortnite?" - Alpharad

[@starchild199x]

Dream Buffet brings me BACK. Seriously like for two races and a minigame you're consuming berries to make Kirby huge and at the end YOU DUKE IT OUT just like Air Ride! (while there's no stats system, there are pros and cons with being bigger, such as getting grabbed by Master Hand, knocked off the stage, etc. while smaller Kirbs get more copy abilities)

[@TonyQuinn]

The way CJ abruptly turned the video into a tangent about a Kirby game, only to turn that into on another tangent analyzing a KZbin video, and then came back to the original topic while still managing to be engaging cements him even more as one of my favorite people on the platform.

[@uniqueusername_]

*them

[@homosexualitymydearwatson4109]

@@uniqueusername_ thank you because I’ve been desperately looking for their pronouns and they don’t have them listed in their about or anything

[@toebel]

@@homosexualitymydearwatson4109 their ig says they/he for what it's worth

[@MagnusTheAllmighty]

I got us to 666 guys, hippy!

[@spinningninja2]

Hot tip: set the faucet stream so that it’s filling the britta but doesn’t fill it faster than it gets filtered. Then you can just walk away for a bit while it fills to MAXIMUM CAPACITY

[@IAmKrego]

I too like to live dangerously

[@cassiopeiasfire6457]

Sometimes the filling water tips it and it splashes water all over the counter and floor. So... I think the safe way to perform this gambit is to make sure that the pitcher is on level ground. If your sink isn't level... beware.

[@JasonfromVancouver]

Thinking outside the box 🎉

[@saltypumpkin927]

This video is your purest form without function. I didn't learn or rethink anything about myself or the world or media, I just sat back and enjoyed your presence and character on my screen. I'd always thought your meaningful takes and stuff was why I watched your videos but this one (and that livestream with your brother) makes it really clear that I don't really need all that. I'm here for my parasocial relationship with you; just the straight up joy of watching the videos, intrinsically, without gaining something greater.

[@manzijoel5224]

So sad i missed the live stream w ben from canada… Do you know any place I can watch it from (don’t know if it’s on patreon)?

[@saltypumpkin927]

@@manzijoel5224 I think CJ said that they were gonna delete it off the channel after it finished, so I'm guessing they didn't put it on their patreon either unfortunately (though I don't know for sure). My guess would be your best chance is if someone recorded it live and reuploaded it on their own channel.

[@GingerWithEnvy]

I didn't expect the Kirby Air Ride portion, I used to play free run for hours with my siblings. We used to claim areas, I always wanted the forest, my younger sister took the Volcano and my older sibling took what we called the parking lot and little house things area. We'd just make up stories as we went around, stole each others rides and then would take relaxing spins in the whirlpools

[@Awholetree]

Did the exact same thing!! This segment hit hard haha

[@cabincomrades7981]

Sibling play of Kirby Air Ride during snow days is one of my favorite childhood memories.

[@jazzycocopanda9364]

Literally done know anyone in my real life who knows this game lmao. I love this game! Played it with my brother all the time.

[@harmonicpsyche8313]

Oh my god, I had the exact same experience with my older brother!

[@FreggFaerie]

Oh geez, Ive found my people! Such core mems

[@babykillingcadillac6719]

5 minutes in and cj has already derailed completely by rambling about an entirely different topic that is indeed not water. keep up the great work king

[@justindono]

exactly the reason i keep watching

[@ashleybursch2804]

I skipped past that part lmao

[@wolfelee356]

i love the constant connected infodumps

[@jinxmashina450]

I literally zoned out and zone back in and was like how the fuck did we get here

[@TinyGhosty]

I remember being a kid and being absolutely mystified by smart water because they had the goldfish printed on the inside. That was my favorite water simply because I love gimmicks that involve animals.

[@DetectiveOlivaw]

A simple love, but quite understandable

[@LunaWitcherArt]

In Brazil we have a comic called Mônica's Gang, and there's a pack of apples that has the characters on it. My friend always wanted the Mônica's Gang apple, because he thought it would taste like Mônica's Gang, but it never did, it just tasted like apples. Opposite energy to OP.

[@vi4440]

to add onto this, the soap with the animals on the inside is my favorite water

[@islab2458]

I loved Smart Water because I believed the clever little description about how it’s supposedly made. I was such a little nerd. 🤓

[@_t3ab0ttles36]

My parents still have a small plastic handsoap container from years ago just because it has a small panda on the inside of the bottle holding onto the pump and there’s a forest printed in the background. They refuse to get rid of it and still use it to this day.

[@patali2941]

I remember watching this when it came out, getting stuck at the Kirby Air Ride tangent, then heading over to google to see what a used copy is, being frustrated, installing an emulator, playing it, then entirely forgotting about this video and only just now coming back to watch the rest.

[@gabriellegoodwin4422]

Just watched the Julian and Josh video and it made me so happy. I’m an older sibling and I’ve had this exact experience of “I’m trying to show the YOUNGER something cool and they’re actually better at it than me” and it makes you both frustrated because you’re eight years old, and proud to see that your younger sibling has become talented at something you care about. Very cute. I’m glad I clicked on this video about water.

[@chrispychicken9614]

Just when I thought CJ had defined themselves as a philosophy/art channel we get a beautiful tier list for the fansssssss

[@tlm2096]

The perfect sequel to a two hour long video discussing all of the philosophy and nuances of art and it’s critique.

[@MegaRambit]

I was raised Mormon (unfortunate, because I am neither straight nor conservative), but for reasons unknown, the water from my high school's seminary fountains was just BETTER than the water at the school. Colder, fresher... So much so that my non Mormon friends would ask me to fill their water bottles for them when I went to seminary after lunch.

[@madisonc489]

omg lol Seminary water fountains were amazing!!! (exmo now)

[@pyroclastic8924]

i'm sorry for your loss. godspeed on recovering from being raised mromon

[@notoptimal9228]

As a fellow queer non conservative fellow who grew up in the SDA church there was this water fountain downstairs that I would go to all the time to leave the sermon and that water was amazing I was so sad when it broke

[@Scienceboy0]

15:54 How do they just effortlessly explain the hose difference so clearly just with sounds, I am in awe at this moment.

[@BeefBronson]

Like a reverse kiki and bouba

[@spiciest-meme-lord]

10/10 ranking, no notes also, I am LIVING for josh and julian's discourse. It brings me back to the conversations I had about Sonic Riders for the PS2. thank you for introducing me to this nostalgic moment

[@elig8127]

This feels like a parody of CJ's normal essays and I don't know if I should be enamored or terrified

[@silverandexact]

I love how I got a notification that CJ uploaded "Top 10 Types of Water" at 1:35am MDT and I was just like, "yeah, that's an appropriately unhinged topic and time for CJ the X."

[@theclimbto1]

11:21 It was at this point that I realize this is NOT about 10 types of water, but instead about a Kirby game. Well played, CJ. Well freaking played.

[@theclimbto1]

17:00 No, wait... I was wrong. It IS about Water.

[@theclimbto1]

17:05 No, no, wait again. This entire video was just an excuse to use 3 Microphones. THE LEGEND!

[@LW-ng1fl]

@@theclimbto1 4 microphones!

[@criticalthot]

I am from Flint, Mi, and I have to say the warm, left out in the sun for days bottled water they gave us before they started passing out the (ineffective) filters was only moderately better tasting than the tap water…

[@wolfferoni]

Referring to the end of the video - how on earth do people just talk endlessly like that? It's a skill. It makes me realise not only how little I speak, but how long it takes for me to come up with things to say. I've tried and I can't do it. It doesn't take long before I pause and wonder about something. I think I really internalised "think before you speak" that we learnt as kids.

[@SayisSpeakin]

This is literally my favorite video you’ve ever put out CJ😭 watching you goof off, go into rabbit holes about Kirby’s Air Ride, not only scratches my diagnosed ADHD brain but just made me laugh with joy a ton. Love seeing you have so much fun with your content!

[@savannah2179]

the commitment to the bit by pouring water on your head AND THEN THE REVEAL OF THE FOURTH MICROPHONE, *LEGENDARY*

[@bluestarthestar]

it's the pain in his eyes right after pouring water on himself that does it for me

[@josiemac7807]

this is so important to talk about, thank you! Staying in a city halfway across the country from my hometown and the water here tastes, quite frankly, nasty. It’s metallic, bitter, and not in a fun conspiracy “there’s something in the water” way! Truly missing the nothing-flavoured water of my nothing-flavoured home. Your voice on this topic is much appreciated.

[@BeautifulEarthJa]

Wonder if it will still be nothing flavoured when you get home after you have gotten used to this other water...

[@throughcolouredglasses9300]

I have always felt that the tap water anywhere else tastes "wrong". only in my home town does it taste correct and fully neutral.

[@BeautifulEarthJa]

@@throughcolouredglasses9300 yes...but i think it may depend on how long you're away :)

[@haileys5224]

@@BeautifulEarthJa for me the water tastes even better. It’s like I get used to the amazing minerally-ness of the water, and after forcing city water into my mouth it’s like a Michelin star meal.

[@williamreely3455]

"Warm water is the Summon Materia for Earl Grey." I love you.

[@followingheartlines]

its almost like cj knows i would watch him talk about basically anything because i enjoy the timbre and cadence of his voice.

[@pntn13]

i am ✨hypomanic✨ atm. this could not have come at a better time. when you're on the brink of psychosis it genuinely helps to see someone ride this tsunami of pure chaos so gracefully

[@brielziebub]

same same same, wish u the best bud 🫶🏼

[@pntn13]

@@brielziebub cheers to you too🍸😉

[@toothycookie]

BIG MOOD LMAO

[@69Satan69]

Damn just make sure not to do anything too crazy 😂🎉

[@bubbyguppy]

My "best" portapotty experience is the one time I got off in one while working at a plant nursery. I think about it here and there, it makes me happy for how far I've come

[@lapraslasagna589]

how far you've what now.

[@M1kaelJohansson]

This secretly being about Kirby Air Ride is amazing. Such a Sakurai game in retrospect, like the blocky items, the snappiness of the effects, the menus, everything. Very cool

[@worldaccordingtotij4058]

The best water I've ever had was out the tap at my grandfather's house. He lived in the mountains and had a well nearby. It had the perfect mineral concentration for optimal water flavor.

[@jaywasablindpirate]

This is legitimately my favorite video on the entire website

[@2b-coeur]

*floored* and inspired as always by cj's artless synthesis of stream-of-consciousness chaos & eloquence. i watch your videos like rhetoric lessons "reverse prometheus bringing the ice down to the proles" "water is water. ice water is a Drink" "thumb into the nozzle to make it go like ttthltlht instead of like haougheigh"

[@MyRegularNameWasTaken]

I don't know if it's worse that I knew this video would be like watching Kurzgezagt on shrooms, or that I enjoyed the hell out of it despite that. I feel like you made this video to prove to yourself that we would all still watch you even if your content was actually incomprehensible and dammit you're right.

[@Huntracony]

Watching Kurzgezagt on shrooms sounds awesome! Why would anyone not enjoy that?

[@nickziegler1904]

Chewing ice is the height of hubris. I do it to reinforce my dominance over the natural world.

[@AloisMahdal]

ultimate alpha move: chewing ice with golden teeth

[@KuroKitten]

Fun Fact: If I ever came into enough money to comfortably retire, I would open up a non-profit Water Bar - where we only serve different types of water. I am not joking, and this video made me feel seen

[@AngDevigne]

I would listen to you narrate the saga of paint drying. I feel like you imbue meaning into so much of mundane experience and I'm seriously trying to emulate that. Guess I'm becoming the Everworm? Yes, that. Mad props.

[@PBandJames1]

2:20 Dust. That glass of water you left out has dust in it now. It’s enough to make it taste different but not enough that you could recognize it as a flavor or bottle it and slap on a label that says Dustani.

[@paperheartzz]

thus old water reminds you of how it will all end. that tracks.

[@beepb00p78]

We have a Grander filter in our kitchen tap and it definitely tastes better than water from the bathroom tap. ALSO. I live in Austria and depending on where you live, the water comes from different places, more specifically it's filtered through different ROCKS. So our water at home tastes completely different than the water at my dad's place because it comes from a different mountain.

[@claudiagomes1104]

I read that as "Gender filter" at first which makes this even wilder

[@dee7352]

Cant wait to learn about how water relates to miraculous

[@friendbreakfast]

surprisingly i think this might be the first video by them to not mention miraculous in any way???

[@dee7352]

But fr when i read the description and saw patricia taxxon's marble video i knew i would enjoy the twists and turns in this one

[@dee7352]

@@friendbreakfast im glad to be proven wrong tbh

[@apocryph0n]

Honorable mentions: Similar to drinking hose water, being a small child while you take a bath and drinking water from the bathtub faucet (forbidden, nostalgic) AND when you sWish yoUr hAnd thrOo waTer and iT feEls LikE Jello peak water experiences

[@uchuuseijin]

Dude, the hardest part of watching Weathering With You (天気の子) was sitting in the movie theater in Shinjuku and knowing that the McDonald's where she gives him a hamburger was the Shinjuku McDonald's down the street and then he bites into the burger and says "this is the best meal I've ever had in my life" and then knowing my irony-poisoned friends were all immediately going to suggest going to that McDonald's as soon as the movie was over.

[@Vio818]

This both feels like a prank and also just a perfect CJ vid. I just experienced pure joy.

[@Jose-jh4xb]

i did not expect 19 minutes of someone ranking water to be this entertaining but here we are

[@TomWonderful]

CJ made a water tier list one of the most entertaining things I've seen in recent memory.

[@dergutechtd-air209]

I was doing my music theory homework and there was an Eb+ to Ebmaj chord that was playing right as u sung "microphone" at the end of the video on that pivotal Bb change, thank u for resolving the chord cj, u were very helpful and harmonious

[@jjjjjj2323]

Fun fact: That Jackin off guy was once in a band called Fun., who, in and around the year 2012, created great hits such as "We Are Young," and "Some Nights." One of his bandmates was Nate Ruess, who is famous for singing in P!nk's song called "Just Give Me a Reason." Also, Fun's first album, "Aim and Ignite" is a masterpiece (kinda). I recommend you go check it out.

[@TheLandBeyond_Productions]

Oh so that’s what happened

[@jrewhutchison4414]

I honestly think aim and ignite had better songs, but some nights was a better album

[@baphometoss]

the indepth structural analysis of the dragoon glitch video was so captivating that i forgot this was a water tier list

[@scifi.ginger]

this is hands down the best video on youtube. theres no point in anyone ever uploading anything else.

[@g0mi-baka]

Tap water has microorganisms from the pipes which can cause water to taste weird around 3 hours after it's poured. Also dust collects on top of it which I think makes it taste crunchy

[@martian8987]

crunchy water is a sin and you know it

[@EulaliaDaisy]

mmmm crunchy water :)

[@crediblesalamander8056]

@@EulaliaDaisy found the person that eats cereal with water instead of milk!

[@EulaliaDaisy]

@@crediblesalamander8056 ew no

[@oreganoed8913]

Is ice just... crunchy water?

[@camycuhz9686]

Hell yeah, just what I needed to help me pull this all nighter

[@jpj0123]

I got an ad for Liquid IV before this - it’s so thematic, like a themed short before the movie

[@lapiscarrot]

8:55 quoting this forever

[@jofromthething]

Important fact: you should not ever eat the snow at the top of a mountain for water (if you’re on the mountain) as it will dehydrate you instead of serving as liquid. You should have pre-melted water with you when mountain climbing. I guess it’d be fine if you brought it down from the mountain in like a cooler or something though, but who knows wtf is in there.

[@AndrewCrusoe]

Giardia. The answer is giardia

[@sharkofjoy]

How will it dehydrate you? I cannot wrangle any form of reason why this would be true. It is snow, it will melt as it warms into water. It'll cool your core, but it won't dehydrate you.

[@martian8987]

@@sharkofjoy I think they ment it will lower your internal body temperature, to the point where your metabolism cant maintain homeostasis - a side effect of this could be becoming more dehydrated as your body heats up, but I'm not a doctor ( just some random internet rando).

[@hweigel528]

I appreciate the extreme in-depth analysis of a 148 second home video of two bickering siblings. I wonder where Josh and Julian are today...

[@eliasmg9144]

I wonder what those two would think about this video-essay

[@derekleswing795]

The breakdown of the kurby found footage has me questioning my life in memory of the times spent on a ps2/3 with my older brother, thank you for bringing that back for me

[@eclectic-kitty]

I watched Jacob Geller's video about awe-some eldritch things from the depths of the oceans right before this one and they fit together SO WELL. It gave your video a very existential edge with the amount of work and thought associated to such an everyday thing. This only went further with the forbidden hose water bit and the outro

[@trashketchum9782]

i love how this became a video about Kirby Air Ride. i’m here for it

[@pinkredsun0707]

i would die to be as entertaining as you are. you are one of the channels that no matter what the video is apparently about i click it because i know i'm always in for a ride

[@kevm3292]

Your Kirby airride experiences are very reliable

[@methomps01123]

Okay, but seriously there is a best water. You have to go out to Lake Louise and take one of the big bus things out onto the Athabasca glacier and drink the water flowing in one of the little streams. And it's just... the platonic ideal of water. It tastes like water must have tasted before humanity invented the concept of sin.

[@that_sam_94]

i love that you went on a tangent for 10 minutes about kirby air ride and now im thinking its the main purpose of this video

[@citriz]

Our family used to drive all the way to the top of a mountain just for spring water, & let me tell you, that shit slaps. It tastes like wind, forest, & world peace. Straight out of a pvc pipe stuck in the dirt of a hill.

[@someone16234]

I am SO ready for this. Just know it’s going to be unhinged and incredibly detailed and I’m stoked

[@someone16234]

IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I THOUGHT POSSIBLE. WHY AM I INVESTED IN KIRBY MAXIMUM RIDE NOW

[@EayuProuxm]

CJ's fan fiction about God Emperor of Dune was really engaging. Hope he posts it on AO3 one day.

[@imalwaysthisfunny9623]

Thank you CJ. Life gets hard and just when I feel like nothing can bring me back up to the surface again, you go and post a 20 min video about water and pull me out of the water I’ve been stuck in. The way you speak/interact and perform feels like you’re literally bringing my life and energy back to me. Truly a beautiful soul, never change

[@lolkayleen2757]

this is my first video i’ve watched from him and this was a *rollercoaster* of emotions

[@nahtbergin]

This is without a doubt one of the best videos on the internet

[@ichhabzuvielehobbys1276]

This is the kind of content I subscribed for. Love it! I have learned many things from this. (Like small icecubes being a thing)

[@nicolelewis5237]

crunchy ice.

[@crownednova]

I don’t think I have the words to describe why I like this video so much, it pleases me greatly

[@AriJeru]

This is the kind of critical analysis I thirst for

[@savbrown]

this is your best video

[@SolaceMusic]

8:40 "I love the hubris mixed with the fumbling of terms" Really feels almost like the kind of vibe you could only get from a kid in a great mood lolol

[@joshuacole4066]

I started this excited for the a CJ video about water, I was not expecting Kirby Air Ride I could not be happier

[@kinda-hungry]

CJ can talk about anything and I'll just listen happily

[@spence98]

this is the content i subscribed for cj thank you for finally delivering

[@bee748]

i got so invested in the kirby segment i got upset when it ended i genuinely had forgotten what i clicked on

[@wastelanderone]

This explains why that Marble Blast video is recommended next to every single one of your videos

[@neobridgey]

this is kind of iconic

[@glitterygecko594]

I feel like CJ was trying an experiment out on us with this one

[@phangkuanhoong7967]

Decades from now, when the global water wars begin, this video will the greatest beacon of hope.

[@Milerzz]

I clicked on this video not really knowing what to expect, but it wasn’t getting my FACE BLASTED OFF by Kirby Air Ride nostalgia. I can fucking smell my childhood best friends house it’s amazing

[@noodles9236]

I just want to say how much joy your videos bring me. The way CJ exists is so affirming and comforting to me. I don’t quite understand it but these videos make my life notably better. Shouts out to Kirby Air Ride.

[@lynnclaywood4043]

Apparently, the temperature of cold water can simply hide tiny impurities in the water more than warm water can, leading to the flavor being 'off'

[@contrapasso]

I’m so grateful you’re on youtube. Your content is unmatched.

[@soitssparkie]

I love how I can click on one of these videos, read the title, and still have no clue what I'm going to get. Water tier list turns into kirby air ride review turns into an in depth analysis of a decade old home movie of two kids playing kirby air ride, then right back to the water tier list. It's so good.

[@sphagnummoss7488]

Months later - Still love that you basically needed a reason to go off about Kirby Air Ride (I was that kid also) but didn’t wanna make an hour long video so you fit it into a water review

[@deercoded]

Can’t believe I’ve only just watched this. Kirby air ride meant everything to me as a child. He was so real for this

[@plutototoh]

Biggest plot twist was the second microphone... Just when you think you're comfortable and know what CJ is up to, you're played again

[@Clickle]

When u took the microphone out of your pocket at 7:15 even though you were already talking into a microphone, I physically recoiled from the shock EDIT: HOLY WATER BLESS ME HE DID IT AGAIN

[@justinwithabeard9529]

For over a decade I went from assuming they're going to make a sequel to or remaster of Kirby's Air Ride to resigned to the fact that I live in a world where that will never happen, and it's hard to shake the slow despair from that shift in outlook

[@InternetPitstop]

Lost it when the video turned into a mini analysis of Kirby Air Ride, this is what I come to this channel for!

[@monsoonmast]

That moment you fall asleep in class and professor drastically changes topics